1 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,080 Clémence? 2 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,480 - How are you? - Good. You? 3 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:39,800 Crap, my knee. 4 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,320 Coffee? Anything? 5 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,199 No, thanks. I'm gonna take a nap. 6 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,600 I worked all night, if you know what I mean. 7 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,960 Yes... Yes, I do. 8 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,599 Well, about... your job 9 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,720 and its peculiarities, 10 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,000 just so you know, it doesn't bother me. 11 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,440 And why would it? 12 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,840 Well, no... I'm not being clear. 13 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:09,520 Actually, I think it's great that you don't let men 14 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,600 boss you around. That's... Well, that's good. 15 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,360 Sometimes they do. It's just more expensive. 16 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,360 No... What I actually meant... 17 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,560 Forget it. I got it. You're cute, you know. 18 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,440 Wait. I'm cute? But when you say andquot;you're cute, 19 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,000 andquot;Oh, my God, how cute! 20 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,960 or something like... 21 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,160 andquot;Damn, that guy... is cute. 22 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,760 Stop it. Besides, even if I were attracted to you, 23 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,880 I have a strict policy: No sex with the hotel staff. 24 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,640 Ditto. 25 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,640 William, everything alright? Would you like anything? 26 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,520 No, thanks. I have juice. 27 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:49,120 Sure? Because we have sangria, lemon soda, termination notice... 28 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,280 - My shift starts at 9:00. - And the clock struck 9:00... 29 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,440 ...18 seconds ago. 30 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,479 You've been waiting all this time? 31 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,600 - No. - Yes. You hid behind the counter. 32 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,400 Serge. Bartender. We haven't been introduced. 33 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,679 Great. Serge, William. William, Serge. 34 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,240 Now get to work. 35 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,519 The manager's more fun. 36 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,640 Oh, she's fun. Absolutely. 37 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,320 But she's not here. And when she's not, I'm the boss. 38 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,600 - Later, then. - Right. 39 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:24,840 So you think it's funny to destroy this hotel's reputation, escort lady? 40 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,440 What do you mean? 41 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,640 - Right. - Sorry. I have a date. 42 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:29,600 Alright. 43 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:35,000 FYI, termination notices aren't on the menu. 44 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,200 I mean, because you said earlier... 45 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,399 Please clean the room 46 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,440 Thomas, can... 47 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,640 What are you doing? 48 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,079 Checking if my eyebrows are the same. 49 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:14,000 Then I'm so sorry to bother you. Check if room 102 was occupied last night? 50 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,120 When I came in this morning, the room was spotless. 51 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:21,720 - The room's occupied. So was I. - Indeed, there was someone last night. 52 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:26,280 Unbelievable. What kind of guest tidies up, makes the bed and cleans the bathroom? 53 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,440 Who is it? 54 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:31,120 Forget it. Professional secret. Pillow talk is sacred. 55 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,120 - Like semen. - Not even! 56 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,880 Usually, when I clean a room, it's like a Jackson Pollock painting. 57 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,520 But this time, nothing. 58 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,239 I don't get it. 59 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,040 An American Abstract Expressionist painter. 60 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,000 - You know him? - Who? 61 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:46,760 - Pollock. - Who? 62 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:51,040 Anyway, I knew you'd be of no help at all. I'll handle it myself. 63 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,519 Thomas, please come? It's about... 64 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,080 The carpet. 65 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,800 I'm on it! 66 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,880 - Unbelievable. It makes me crazy. - Me too! It's so comfortable to walk on! 67 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,279 Plus they had it cleaned. - I'm talking about Clémence. 68 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:18,560 You said it was about the carpet! 69 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,320 - Come on, that was a lie. - You lied! 70 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,160 - How long have you known Clémence? - Why? 71 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:27,359 Because I think she's pretty and, you know, if I could... 72 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,600 Eat her out? 73 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,039 No. No! Get to know her. I wouldn't mind. 74 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:37,200 Forget it. I asked her out once in exchange for a PlayStation, two games and a joystick, 75 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:41,520 and she turned me down, claiming it was a golden rule or something. 76 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,000 That's bullshit. 77 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:47,240 No. Because it's golden. So it's not just any metal-- 78 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,000 Thomas, I mean she's playing hard to get. 79 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,640 But if you're a nice guy, and make her laugh... 80 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,480 - You'll eat her out. - No. Clémence-- 81 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:59,280 Excuse me. I heard you offered wonderful helicopter tours. 82 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,320 Can you book one for me? 83 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,920 Sorry. No rides since '96. 84 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:04,760 What? 85 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,599 Franz Krieger, our pilot, tried to loop through a train tunnel. Bam! 86 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,400 Game over. Dead. 87 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:13,560 - Oh, Lord! - Yes. 88 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,720 Well, thanks anyway. 89 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,640 What's wrong? What's going on? 90 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,039 What... - It's Franz... 91 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,200 I never got to meet him. 92 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:28,840 And he's dead. 93 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,599 No, I lied. I lied. 94 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:31,480 What?! 95 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,560 It's from Mission: Impossible. The scene with Jean Reno. 96 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,280 - Lying is wrong. - It's wrong, but convenient. 97 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,799 It gets you out of lame stuff like that. 98 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,240 Yeah. 99 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,400 Like... 100 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,599 What if I told you that I'm really... 101 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,320 ...a dinosaur? 102 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,799 Yeah, that's... right. It's pointless, but that's right. 103 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:54,960 You get it. 104 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,400 Yeah. 105 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,560 Yeah... that's it. 106 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,359 Yeah, you got it. That's it. It's totally pointless, but... 107 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,599 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 108 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,640 No. But maybe that was rhetorical. 109 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,480 - It was. - Yeah, your tone made that pretty clear. 110 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,520 This is a five-star hotel. We can't have escorts hanging around. 111 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,440 It makes families and staff uncomfortable. 112 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,960 You mean it makes you uncomfortable? 113 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,400 Not at all. But when you enter a room, William stops working. 114 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,799 - So he actually works here? - You're not helping. 115 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:34,400 Maybe William likes me. Doesn't make me an escort. 116 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,360 Turns out I have many friends here. 117 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,160 Mostly men, sure, but that's not my fault. 118 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,200 - You think I'm an idiot? - Is that rhetorical? 119 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,040 I'll prove you're an escort and kick you out! 120 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,880 You'll need proof, dear. 121 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,440 Bye now. My good friend... 122 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,640 Stéphane wants to watch TV. 123 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,960 With me. Later. 124 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,560 And she's funny... witty... 125 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,120 Her hair... 126 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,560 She does have hair. 127 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,599 I inspected the room. Nothing! 128 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,040 It's spotless! 129 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:29,760 Her hair, though... 130 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:33,240 We've been waiting an hour for our luggage. What's the deal? 131 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,919 - Indeed-- - Is this a classy hotel, or not? 132 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,840 Because we can always go elsewhere. 133 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,719 - We're not, are we? - I'm just making a point. 134 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,560 Actually, we had an urgent situation due to... 135 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,680 ...a celebrity. 136 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,920 Like... a star? 137 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,320 - Yes. - I couldn't care less about celebrities! 138 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,040 I'm a paying customer and I expect the same treatment. 139 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,080 Of course, but this is someone famous. 140 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:00,840 - Oh? - Who? 141 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,080 It's... 142 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,840 - Lou... - Lou Reed? 143 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,520 - No. - Lou Bega? 144 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,560 Âne. It's Louane. 145 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:12,960 - From The Voice? - Yes! 146 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,440 - I'm a huge fan! I voted for her, remember? - Yes. 147 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:19,480 - I voted 16 times. 47 euros. She wasn't happy. - 47 euros. No, I wasn't. 148 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,800 - So you understand. - Yeah, totally. 149 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,840 So could we say hi? 150 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,080 Uh, no. 151 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,599 No, because... 152 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,600 She's sick. 153 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,760 Bullshit. 154 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,400 It's true. I even brought her Tylenol 3. 155 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,960 - Why should we believe you? - Let's call her! 156 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,880 Yes, let's. 157 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,039 It's just a phone call, really. 158 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:43,319 No. 159 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:48,440 Yes. 'Cause I'm sure your boss would be delighted to hear that we waited an hour for our luggage. 160 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:52,199 - I don't think so. I think he'd fire William. - Wouldn't that be a shame. 161 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:53,840 Such a shame. 162 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,720 Ouch. 163 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,440 - We'll find a solution. - Yes. 164 00:08:58,560 --> 00:08:59,880 You will. 165 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,280 And our luggage! 166 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,560 Shit! 167 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:19,840 What the hell? 168 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,120 Energy boost! 169 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,880 More like a cancer boost. 170 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,720 Potayto, potahto. Same difference. 171 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:32,400 Why tell them we'd call her? Are you stupid? 172 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:35,120 I'm sure she'll agree. She grew up with deaf people. 173 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,320 She has a big heart. 174 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,000 But Louane's not a guest. 175 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,160 Oh, that was a lie! Sorry, I didn't get it. 176 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,080 Fuck. What now? 177 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,200 Find Louane. Chop-chop. 178 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,800 No. Read my lips. Louane's not a guest. 179 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,920 - Yeah... - You're so screwed, man. 180 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,199 You don't even know what we're talking about! 181 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,240 But I know you look screwed. 182 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,040 We could ask someone to impersonate her on the phone. 183 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,080 Yes... we could ask Delphine. 184 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,640 She told me she was busy. Something really, really, really important. 185 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,000 And I can't ask Clémence. She'd laugh at me. 186 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,000 And you? - I'll do it for 100. 187 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,800 I guess there's no choice. 188 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:26,520 - Fifty. Final offer. - No. Thomas... 189 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,880 You'll be Louane. 190 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,400 You'll say: andquot;I'm Louane. I'm sick. 191 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,840 andquot;I can't kiss you, but thanks for your supp... 192 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:42,200 andquot;I'm Louane. I can't say kiss you, but thanks for your support.andquot; 193 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,760 Then you hang up. That's it. 194 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,120 I'll write it down. 195 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,000 Write it in big letters so he can read it. 196 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,840 You're right. I'll write it in caps-- 197 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,080 No, not caps. Use uppercase letters. 198 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,080 Not the E. 199 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,200 What are you doing? 200 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:32,640 Waiting for the guest who makes his own room. He's still inside. Look: andquot;Do Not Disturb. 201 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:38,319 When he comes out, I'll grill him. I need to know his reasons, process, goal. 202 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,520 Okay. I have something to do, but we'll discuss this later, alright? 203 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,319 I can't feel my legs. I'll go in and surprise him. 204 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,280 No! This is a five-star hotel. 205 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,880 Hiding behind this trolley is one thing, but the Do Not Disturb sign is sacrosanct. 206 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,280 Stay put. 207 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,320 So? 208 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,239 As I told you, she's... she's very sick. 209 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,479 But... she agreed to a quick phone call! 210 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,880 To chat. 211 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,800 - Like in The Voice! We'll hear her voice! - Wait and see. 212 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,959 I'm dialling. 213 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,600 - My heart's pounding. - Calm down. Calm down! 214 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,240 Uh... hello? 215 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,920 Fu... Yes! 216 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,600 Yes, Louane? Yes? 217 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,560 I have two of your fans here. 218 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,920 - Yes, huge fans. - Huge fans. 219 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,839 Huge fans. They want a quick word. 220 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,040 FYI, she's very hoarse. 221 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,319 We don't mind. 222 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,320 Go on, talk to her! 223 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,080 Hello. Pascal Barillaud. 224 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,560 Is this Louane? 225 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,880 andquot;Pretend to be Louane Is this Louane? 226 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,600 Yes. Yes, it's... it's me, Louane. 227 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:57,400 Awesome. 228 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,560 I just wanted to say I'm a huge fan. 229 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,359 - Me, too. - Pascaline, too. 230 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,000 We love your music. 231 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,800 We would've picked you from the start. 232 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,480 Thanks so much. 233 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,439 She really sounds terrible. 234 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,560 Unfortunately, I can't kiss you hello. 235 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,440 - No kiss. - No kiss? 236 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,239 Okay, then. That's too bad. 237 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,720 But I understand. You take care. It doesn't matter. We'll-- 238 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,000 Excuse me. No kiss? Okay. But how about a photo? 239 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,640 Yes, a photo! 240 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,680 Okay. But no kiss, just a photo. 241 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,720 Alright, kisses. No, no kiss! 242 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,680 Awesome! See you soon! She's adorable. 243 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,280 - Of course! What a doll! - Wonderful. 244 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,360 So what did he... What did she say? 245 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,560 She's coming. Awesome. Let's get ready. 246 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,079 - My heart's pounding. - Go. What are you wearing? 247 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,720 That's great! 248 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:13,800 Professional liar. 249 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,120 You can't do that during working hours. 250 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,960 Give me one good reason not to tell on you. 251 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,240 The fact that you're doing it too? 252 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,000 Good one, yes. 253 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,240 Aha! Got you! Now scram, or I'll call the cops. 254 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,080 - What's going on here? - Well, I don't know. 255 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,880 This employee, I suppose, had the audacity to call me a prostitute. 256 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,600 Unacceptable, isn't it? 257 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,880 Excuse me? 258 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,560 Who do you think you are? You think I'm the kind of guy 259 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,959 who pays chicks to sleep with him because he and his wife aren't having sex 260 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,800 and he hasn't had a handjob in 11 months? 261 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,520 Not at all, sir. 262 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,160 You realize what you just said? 263 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,600 That's a very serious accusation, sir. I have a wife and two kids! 264 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,520 You really think they'd believe these accusations? 265 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,800 Which, by the way, are patently false. 266 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,920 I could sue you. 267 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,319 No, that won't be necessary. 268 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:14,960 Then put your money where your mouth is. A free bottle of champagne. 269 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,120 - Two. - Two. Two bottles on the house. 270 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:21,160 And housekeeping. I don't know who's responsible, but it's really gross. 271 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,959 Very well, sir. 272 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,920 My sincere apologies. - That's okay. 273 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,079 Well, goodbye, miss. - Goodbye, sir. 274 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,000 It was a pleasure, talking to you about the... 275 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,240 ...seasonal migration of sheep in 18th-century Castile. 276 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,160 Likewise. 277 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,319 - See you soon. - Yes. 278 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,719 See you. 279 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,680 If you can't prove she's hooking, you won't be able to prove anything. 280 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,319 - Meanwhile, your customer split. - What? 281 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,000 Please clean the room 282 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,360 Hi. Timothée. My name's Timothée... No, not Timothée. 283 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,439 Hi. I'm Élodie, I invented the letter U. 284 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,119 Excuse me. I heard Louane was here. Is it true? 285 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,360 Are there other celebrities? 286 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,960 - Yeah. - Who? 287 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,800 Yeah, there's... 288 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,120 Lobster... 289 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,400 Lobster? 290 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,640 Log. Lobster Log. 291 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,560 Lobster Log? 292 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,120 Yes. But there are other stars, too. 293 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,599 There's... Kendji Girac. 294 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,880 He's here. Hugh Jackman. 295 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,240 And the dark-haired girl from Taxi... 296 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,960 Really? Marion Cotillard? 297 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,840 Marion Cotillard. She's here too. 298 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,680 Excuse me. I couldn't help but overhear. 299 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,040 You just said Marion Cotillard's here? 300 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,000 Yes! 301 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,160 But not only her. Not only her. 302 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,640 Meet me in 10 minutes. Room 143. An anonymous guest. 303 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,000 Look! It's the bellboy who knows celebrities! 304 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,599 - So-- - There are andquot;stars 305 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,440 - What have you done? - What you told me. 306 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,119 They're excited to meet the stars! 307 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,960 There are no stars. 308 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,840 But you said lying was fun! 309 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,200 My dear Thomas, this time, I think you nailed it. 310 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,360 Let me do the talking. 311 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,320 First, unzip your dress. 312 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,480 Alright, mysterious stranger. 313 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,080 But... mind telling me your name? 314 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,720 Let me do the talking. 315 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,520 It's a shame. I love talking. 316 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,840 Who is the best concierge 317 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,399 It's Martin 318 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,680 Martin Martin The best concierge in the w-- 319 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,000 Okay, fine, it's me. 320 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,320 - So you're paying for escorts now? - So you admit you're an escort? 321 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,400 - Your word against mine. - But maybe I bugged the room. 322 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,480 If it's as crappy as your recorder, I'm not worried. 323 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,080 Actually, the bug was the recorder. And I broke it. 324 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,120 There's a very simple way of proving to everyone that I'm an escort. 325 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,680 You pay me, we sleep together... 326 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,360 And you'll have conclusive proof. 327 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,840 I'm... totally up for... 328 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,200 ...se-se-sex. 329 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,080 - For? - S-se... 330 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,840 Good. 331 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,280 What are you doing here? 332 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,560 What about you? 333 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:40,680 I'm messing up the room so he'll call me and I can finally understand! 334 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,560 What are you doing here?! 335 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,800 - Guests are chasing me-- - Too long. Get out. It's my hideout. 336 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:46,960 Wait. Don't... 337 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,199 - You'll screw everything up. - You're hurting me! 338 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,520 Oh! Alright already. 339 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,360 Unbelievable! I can't have a minute of peace here. 340 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,480 - Oh, fuck! - There's the bellboy! 341 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,400 - Please! - Sir! Sir! 342 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,520 Good evening. 343 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,880 Well, I'm waiting. 344 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,239 Yes... Well, I... 345 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,560 I'm... I'm coming. 346 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,080 We don't have to. 347 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,240 If we do it, you're done here, right? 348 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,760 I'll leave, stay away from your guests, 349 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,640 and, above all, stop flustering your bellboy. 350 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,080 Okay, let's do this, then. 351 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,439 Fair warning: I sweat a lot, so... 352 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,320 It's rather surprising at first. 353 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,200 We're your fans! We're entitled! 354 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,760 - Chris Marques! - Yeah. How's it going? 355 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,720 - Good. What are you doing here? - I'm a guest. I need a massage. 356 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:09,800 Sure. 357 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,240 Could you put that on my tab? Room... 102. 358 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,760 Anything you want, Mr. Marques. 359 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,200 - There he is! - Little fucker! Kick his ass! 360 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,480 - Oh, my God! - He's famous! 361 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,719 It's Chris Marques! 362 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,840 You did it! You did it! 363 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,720 Oh, my God! I can't believe it! 364 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,600 What's going on? We can hear you down the hall! 365 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,160 - Calm down. - Sorry. 366 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,160 I know who the crazy guest is. A somebody. 367 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,720 - He's famous? - Yes. 368 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,919 - Frank Michael? - No. 369 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,200 Andre Agassi's wife? 370 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,360 Andre Agassi's daughter? 371 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,640 - Martin's sleeping with Clémence. - Who's Clémence? 372 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,720 - The escort. - Get a room! 373 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,080 - Or you can andquot;privatize - What? 374 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,280 You're confusing escort with reception room. 375 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,560 Every time you want to criticize employees, you'll pay them two compliments first. 376 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,080 How can I compliment that? 377 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,879 Unbelievable! 378 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,080 What is this? Three Mexicans bursting into my room while I'm showering! 379 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,800 Getting tips isn't that complicated. 380 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,560 - Meaning? - Do your job properly. 381 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,680 - I didn't ask for orange juice! - You're not free, Willy! 382 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,399 - You can't imagine what I buy with my tips. - Sure I can.