1 00:00:00,023 --> 00:00:01,132 Previously on "Faking It"... 2 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:02,927 Liam: What do you really know about this Dylan guy? 3 00:00:02,929 --> 00:00:04,713 What happened to my chill girl from the summer? 4 00:00:04,715 --> 00:00:05,600 She's still here. 5 00:00:05,602 --> 00:00:07,636 Just dealing with a friend who hurt her. 6 00:00:07,638 --> 00:00:09,108 I don't like how she hurts you. 7 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:11,285 - She plays mind games. - She does not. 8 00:00:11,287 --> 00:00:12,630 Lauren: What about that kiss in the pool? 9 00:00:12,632 --> 00:00:15,444 I think you're only with me because you can't be with her. 10 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:19,587 Let's upload that video. 11 00:00:22,338 --> 00:00:23,655 _ 12 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,447 _ 13 00:00:25,449 --> 00:00:28,873 _ 14 00:00:30,393 --> 00:00:31,908 ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:31,910 --> 00:00:33,636 ♪ It's Wednesday noon ♪ 16 00:00:33,638 --> 00:00:35,851 ♪ You're about to swoon ♪ 17 00:00:35,853 --> 00:00:37,846 ♪ Don't fret 'cause soon ♪ 18 00:00:37,848 --> 00:00:39,954 ♪ It's hump day! ♪ 19 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:43,802 ♪ Giddyup, giddyup, it's hump day ♪ 20 00:00:43,804 --> 00:00:45,843 ♪ Show off your pants ♪ 21 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:47,946 ♪ Get on your prance ♪ 22 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:49,717 ♪ Bounce up, get down ♪ 23 00:00:49,719 --> 00:00:52,180 ♪ Do the hump day dance ♪ 24 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,117 ♪ Hump it up ♪ 25 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:54,160 ♪ Hump it up ♪ 26 00:00:54,162 --> 00:00:56,241 ♪ Hump day dance, ♪ whoo! 27 00:00:56,243 --> 00:00:58,185 ♪ Hump it up, hump it up ♪ 28 00:00:58,187 --> 00:00:59,767 ♪ Hump day dance ♪ 29 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:02,126 We have 30,000 views. 30 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:03,954 We have 30,000 views. 31 00:01:03,956 --> 00:01:06,229 ♪ Giddyup, giddyup, it's hump day ♪ 32 00:01:06,231 --> 00:01:08,029 Before Karma and I became friends, 33 00:01:08,031 --> 00:01:09,436 I could've just enjoyed this, 34 00:01:09,438 --> 00:01:11,900 but now I feel sorry for her. 35 00:01:11,902 --> 00:01:13,553 Ugh, it's totally spoiling it. 36 00:01:13,555 --> 00:01:15,145 Man, this is excruciating. 37 00:01:15,147 --> 00:01:15,897 I'm gonna flag the video. 38 00:01:15,899 --> 00:01:17,851 - Maybe they'll take it down. - Okay, you realize 39 00:01:17,853 --> 00:01:19,230 you're more upset about this video 40 00:01:19,232 --> 00:01:20,695 than your breakup with Zita, don't you? 41 00:01:20,697 --> 00:01:21,590 What are you talking about? 42 00:01:21,592 --> 00:01:23,747 I'm very upset about our breakup. 43 00:01:23,749 --> 00:01:26,752 Uh-huh, that's why you haven't talked about it at all. 44 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,305 Just admit it; Zita was right. 45 00:01:28,307 --> 00:01:29,407 You're still not over Karma. 46 00:01:29,409 --> 00:01:31,105 I totally am, okay? 47 00:01:31,107 --> 00:01:33,214 Zita dumped me because of her own insecurities. 48 00:01:33,216 --> 00:01:34,404 Do I care about Karma? 49 00:01:34,406 --> 00:01:36,878 Yes, as a friend. And this is America, man. 50 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,244 We're still allowed to have those, right? 51 00:01:39,246 --> 00:01:40,448 Okay. 52 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:42,331 ♪ Hump it up, hump it up ♪ 53 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,397 ♪ Hump day dance ♪ [giggling] 54 00:01:44,399 --> 00:01:46,174 Wow. 55 00:01:46,176 --> 00:01:48,628 Karma must be mortified. 56 00:01:49,778 --> 00:01:52,106 ♪ Giddyup, giddyup, it's hump day ♪ 57 00:01:52,108 --> 00:01:53,394 Good one, Tommy. 58 00:01:53,396 --> 00:01:55,690 ♪ Show off your pants, get on your prance, girl ♪ 59 00:01:55,692 --> 00:01:57,295 Nice technique, Brenda. 60 00:01:57,297 --> 00:01:59,381 See? That's what I dig about you. 61 00:01:59,383 --> 00:02:01,217 Most girls would be mortified by that video, 62 00:02:01,219 --> 00:02:02,853 but you, you just roll with it. 63 00:02:02,855 --> 00:02:03,941 Well, I have you to thank. 64 00:02:03,943 --> 00:02:06,505 That walking meditation you suggested really helped. 65 00:02:06,507 --> 00:02:07,667 That's my fave. 66 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,619 Maybe tonight I can show you some deep breathing techniques. 67 00:02:10,621 --> 00:02:11,599 It's the hump day girl! 68 00:02:11,601 --> 00:02:12,986 I'd like that. 69 00:02:12,988 --> 00:02:14,519 So you forgiven Amy? 70 00:02:14,521 --> 00:02:16,365 You're not mad at her for leaking this? 71 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:18,660 No, it's all good. 72 00:02:18,662 --> 00:02:21,461 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 73 00:02:21,463 --> 00:02:25,757 ♪ ♪ 74 00:02:25,759 --> 00:02:28,669 Karma, everyone's talking about your video. 75 00:02:28,671 --> 00:02:30,479 Did you release it yourself for publicity? 76 00:02:30,481 --> 00:02:31,819 What? No comment. 77 00:02:31,821 --> 00:02:34,626 What do you say to rumors that Amy leaked it? 78 00:02:34,628 --> 00:02:38,253 My official comment is, "It's all good." 79 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:42,758 Ooh, hump day! 80 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,227 Yeah, yeah, unh! 81 00:02:45,229 --> 00:02:46,495 - Hey, girl. - He's cute. 82 00:02:46,497 --> 00:02:49,464 Head baking, man, I swear. 83 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:52,770 Here she comes. 84 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:55,282 This is the angriest I've ever seen her walk before. 85 00:02:55,284 --> 00:02:56,618 Maybe we went too far. 86 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:57,824 Don't let her play mind games. 87 00:02:57,826 --> 00:02:59,859 Remember, she deserved this. 88 00:02:59,861 --> 00:03:00,776 Yeah, you're right. 89 00:03:00,778 --> 00:03:02,572 What the hell, Amy? 90 00:03:02,574 --> 00:03:05,021 How could you do this? 91 00:03:05,023 --> 00:03:07,611 Well, you... you always said that video was hella awesome. 92 00:03:07,613 --> 00:03:09,096 Yeah, when I was 12. 93 00:03:09,098 --> 00:03:10,981 You were the one that convinced me not to release it. 94 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,824 You said future me would be humiliated. 95 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,926 And guess what. You were right. 96 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,491 I don't understand. Why would you do this to me? 97 00:03:17,493 --> 00:03:18,372 To you? 98 00:03:18,374 --> 00:03:21,630 Why would you lure Amy to the dance floor with your special friendship song 99 00:03:21,632 --> 00:03:23,572 just so she could watch you kiss another girl? 100 00:03:23,574 --> 00:03:24,998 What? 101 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,975 That's not what happened. 102 00:03:26,977 --> 00:03:28,904 Well, I must've imagined it then. 103 00:03:28,906 --> 00:03:30,671 Zita kissed me. 104 00:03:30,673 --> 00:03:31,634 That's believable. 105 00:03:31,636 --> 00:03:34,172 You're the one with the history of using your lips to manipulate Amy. 106 00:03:34,174 --> 00:03:35,452 What are you talking about? 107 00:03:35,454 --> 00:03:36,431 That kiss in the pool. 108 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,084 Yeah, Karma, remember that? 109 00:03:38,086 --> 00:03:39,890 Let me guess; Amy started that kiss too, 110 00:03:39,892 --> 00:03:41,374 because it's never your fault. 111 00:03:41,376 --> 00:03:42,860 Why are you here? 112 00:03:42,862 --> 00:03:44,707 And why are we talking about that again? 113 00:03:44,709 --> 00:03:46,055 I thought you evolved this summer. 114 00:03:46,057 --> 00:03:47,442 I thought you were over me. 115 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,391 I was. I... I am. 116 00:03:49,393 --> 00:03:53,535 But how's she supposed to stay over you when you keep reeling her back in? 117 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:56,092 That's not what I was doing. 118 00:03:56,094 --> 00:03:57,337 How could you think that? 119 00:03:57,339 --> 00:03:59,140 What else am I supposed to think? 120 00:03:59,142 --> 00:04:00,409 I told you! 121 00:04:00,411 --> 00:04:01,806 - I was drunk. - Oh. 122 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,794 That's convenient. You always have excuses for why you're kissing girls. 123 00:04:04,796 --> 00:04:06,221 "Zita kissed me. 124 00:04:06,223 --> 00:04:07,419 I was drunk." 125 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:10,061 "I was pretending to be a lesbian to be popular." 126 00:04:10,063 --> 00:04:12,723 Why are you believing Lauren over me? 127 00:04:12,725 --> 00:04:14,807 Can't you see she's trying to make me the villain? 128 00:04:14,809 --> 00:04:16,760 Maybe you are the villain! 129 00:04:19,589 --> 00:04:21,466 Okay, Amy. 130 00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:23,999 You want a villain? 131 00:04:24,001 --> 00:04:25,734 You're gonna get one. 132 00:04:26,863 --> 00:04:28,546 What are you gonna do? 133 00:04:28,548 --> 00:04:30,465 Hump us? 134 00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:33,635 Shane, I need your help. 135 00:04:33,637 --> 00:04:36,332 Never wear bottom liner. Makes the eye look smaller. 136 00:04:36,334 --> 00:04:38,640 Not with makeup. With getting revenge on Amy. 137 00:04:38,642 --> 00:04:40,942 I've been humiliated in six continents, 138 00:04:40,944 --> 00:04:43,244 and all I could come up with is putting a hamster in her locker. 139 00:04:43,246 --> 00:04:44,451 You want to cute her to death? 140 00:04:44,453 --> 00:04:46,714 No, Amy's terrified of rodents. 141 00:04:46,716 --> 00:04:48,350 She calls Mickey Mouse "The Great Satan." 142 00:04:48,352 --> 00:04:50,770 Yeah, I don't think I should be involved in this. 143 00:04:50,772 --> 00:04:53,054 I'm Switzerland... cool, neutral. 144 00:04:53,056 --> 00:04:54,320 Very expensive. 145 00:04:54,322 --> 00:04:56,764 If you're not taking my side, you're taking her side. 146 00:04:56,766 --> 00:05:00,286 No, no sides. You're both my friends. 147 00:05:00,288 --> 00:05:02,210 Well, if she's such a great friend, 148 00:05:02,212 --> 00:05:05,208 then why did she tell me you can't really pull off a loose tank? 149 00:05:05,210 --> 00:05:07,103 - What? - Her words, not mine. 150 00:05:07,105 --> 00:05:10,106 Okay, it's super obvious you're just trying to manipulate me 151 00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:11,790 in helping you with your revenge plot. 152 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:13,537 I'm just telling the truth. 153 00:05:13,539 --> 00:05:15,523 Amy says lots of things about you. 154 00:05:15,525 --> 00:05:18,081 Like, did you know that she thinks 155 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:20,580 Duke is dumber than rocks? 156 00:05:20,582 --> 00:05:21,786 She loved Duke. 157 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,675 The way you love a slow puppy. 158 00:05:23,677 --> 00:05:25,305 She has this theory that you only date 159 00:05:25,307 --> 00:05:26,890 guys who are less intelligent than you 160 00:05:26,892 --> 00:05:28,559 because you can't bear to be challenged, 161 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,072 probably stemming from... what was it?... 162 00:05:30,074 --> 00:05:31,328 low self-esteem issues. 163 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:33,396 See, this is exactly why I don't want to get involved. 164 00:05:33,398 --> 00:05:35,539 Fights between best friends turn ugly quick. 165 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:37,832 You two know each other's darkest secrets. 166 00:05:39,695 --> 00:05:43,034 That's true; we do. 167 00:05:43,036 --> 00:05:44,610 Thanks for helping, Shane. 168 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:45,924 What? No! 169 00:05:45,926 --> 00:05:47,343 I wasn't helping. 170 00:05:47,345 --> 00:05:49,513 I'm Switzerland! 171 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,936 Switzerland. 172 00:05:51,938 --> 00:05:54,949 I'll be subbing your Sustainability class until Ms. Watt's name is cleared. 173 00:05:54,951 --> 00:05:59,054 There's very little hard evidence that she set the mink factory on fire. 174 00:05:59,056 --> 00:06:00,562 And selfishly, I'm excited, 175 00:06:00,564 --> 00:06:02,277 because what you kids learn in here will help you go out 176 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,562 into the world one day and have zero impact. 177 00:06:05,564 --> 00:06:06,878 [footsteps] 178 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,794 Amy, you're late. 179 00:06:08,796 --> 00:06:11,408 There is a seat right there next to Liam. 180 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:14,661 Okay, everyone, I have placed a bin under your bench. 181 00:06:14,663 --> 00:06:15,739 Get them out. 182 00:06:15,741 --> 00:06:17,639 Filled with things that can't be recycled. 183 00:06:17,641 --> 00:06:20,445 You and your partner must work together to give them new purpose. 184 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:22,444 A new life, if you will. 185 00:06:22,446 --> 00:06:25,413 Well, I guess we're partners. 186 00:06:25,415 --> 00:06:26,755 What are we gonna do with this? 187 00:06:26,757 --> 00:06:27,449 I don't know. 188 00:06:27,451 --> 00:06:29,801 Maybe leak them on the internet? 189 00:06:29,803 --> 00:06:32,064 Oh, come on. Aren't you mad at Karma too? 190 00:06:32,066 --> 00:06:33,124 She kissed your girlfriend. 191 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,778 Ex-girlfriend, and Karma didn't kiss Zita. 192 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:37,962 Zita kissed her. 193 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:39,628 Wait, what? 194 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:40,876 Yeah, Zita was trying to make me jealous, 195 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:45,034 which didn't work, because I'm so over Karma. 196 00:06:45,036 --> 00:06:47,439 She was telling the truth. 197 00:06:52,366 --> 00:06:53,642 Someone's on a mission. 198 00:06:53,644 --> 00:06:55,543 Let me guess; the deep-fried ice cream truck is back. 199 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,285 I'm looking for Karma. I have to apologize. 200 00:06:57,287 --> 00:06:58,615 Ooh, Amy, no. 201 00:06:58,617 --> 00:07:00,075 Resist the temptation to forgive. 202 00:07:00,077 --> 00:07:01,383 Jesus wasn't right about everything. 203 00:07:01,385 --> 00:07:02,948 - Zita really did kiss Karma. - So what? 204 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:04,719 That doesn't explain why Karma kissed you in the pool. 205 00:07:04,721 --> 00:07:07,672 Since I don't have those feelings for Karma anymore, why should it matter? 206 00:07:07,674 --> 00:07:09,656 I just want to end this stupid fight. 207 00:07:09,658 --> 00:07:11,226 - Oh, really? - Oh. 208 00:07:11,228 --> 00:07:13,178 - Give it to Tonya. - Okay. 209 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:15,230 I have May 13th. Who has May 14th? 210 00:07:15,232 --> 00:07:17,825 I have to know who her mom was with at that cheap motel. 211 00:07:17,827 --> 00:07:21,978 I've got a detailed description of a sex dream she had about Karma. 212 00:07:22,939 --> 00:07:24,709 Available to the highest bidder! 213 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:25,573 Oh, my God. 214 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:27,963 - Is this... - My journal. 215 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:29,030 Lose something? 216 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,463 How could you do something so horrible? 217 00:07:31,465 --> 00:07:34,835 Funny question coming from the person who leaked my hump day video. 218 00:07:34,837 --> 00:07:37,159 This was my journal, my private thoughts. 219 00:07:37,161 --> 00:07:39,068 Well, now we're even. 220 00:07:39,070 --> 00:07:42,618 I can't believe I was coming over here to apologize. 221 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:44,626 You were? 222 00:07:44,628 --> 00:07:45,641 [sighs] 223 00:07:45,643 --> 00:07:48,430 Karma, not only am I no longer in love with you, 224 00:07:48,432 --> 00:07:50,733 I no longer want you as a friend. 225 00:07:52,781 --> 00:07:54,612 Well, that makes two of us. 226 00:07:54,614 --> 00:07:56,315 Karma! 227 00:07:56,317 --> 00:07:58,552 My office now. 228 00:08:00,232 --> 00:08:02,392 I am extremely disappointed in you, Karma. 229 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,224 I knew you were capable of deceit, 230 00:08:04,226 --> 00:08:05,404 but this is a whole new low. 231 00:08:05,406 --> 00:08:08,068 - But Amy started this whole... - So it's the victim's fault? 232 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:10,241 Shame, Karma, shame. 233 00:08:10,243 --> 00:08:13,152 I hereby declare you guilty of bullying and even worse, littering. 234 00:08:13,154 --> 00:08:13,849 - But... - No. 235 00:08:13,851 --> 00:08:15,868 You have compost detention for a month. 236 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,043 Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish 237 00:08:17,045 --> 00:08:19,163 reading these pages so I can type up my report. 238 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,791 Karma, what's going on? 239 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,075 You told me that video didn't faze you, 240 00:08:23,077 --> 00:08:25,246 but then you leaked Amy's journal to the whole school? 241 00:08:25,248 --> 00:08:26,511 I know it looks bad. 242 00:08:26,513 --> 00:08:28,212 It looks like you've been lying to me. 243 00:08:28,214 --> 00:08:30,114 All summer, I thought we were really connected. 244 00:08:30,116 --> 00:08:31,482 I thought you were like me... 245 00:08:31,484 --> 00:08:32,984 chill, drama-free. 246 00:08:32,986 --> 00:08:36,119 I was. I am. 247 00:08:36,121 --> 00:08:37,416 You know the real me. 248 00:08:37,418 --> 00:08:39,786 Amy's the one that came back and started picking these fights. 249 00:08:39,788 --> 00:08:41,778 She's the one trying to drag me down. 250 00:08:41,780 --> 00:08:43,494 Sounds like a bunch of excuses. 251 00:08:43,496 --> 00:08:45,150 No, that's not it at all. 252 00:08:45,152 --> 00:08:47,031 I'm just trying to explain my side of the story. 253 00:08:47,033 --> 00:08:48,788 [gong blares] 254 00:08:48,790 --> 00:08:51,789 I got to go work on my sustainability project. 255 00:08:54,302 --> 00:08:55,667 [sighs] 256 00:08:59,853 --> 00:09:00,845 What are you doing? 257 00:09:00,847 --> 00:09:04,665 Collecting Amy's journal pages to spare her further humiliation. 258 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:05,722 Isn't that what you're doing? 259 00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:07,590 Totally, and while we're both helping her, 260 00:09:07,592 --> 00:09:09,087 why don't you give me a peek at the pages about me, 261 00:09:09,089 --> 00:09:10,555 and I'll give you a peek at the pages about you? 262 00:09:10,557 --> 00:09:11,439 [gasps] What? 263 00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:14,290 I'm not reading them. That's a total violation of her privacy. 264 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:17,816 Hmm, well, then I guess you aren't interested 265 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:20,492 in Amy's analysis of your daddy issues. 266 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:22,567 Please. Amy didn't write about that. 267 00:09:22,569 --> 00:09:24,502 Or did she, Show Pony? 268 00:09:24,504 --> 00:09:27,310 [gasps] 269 00:09:27,312 --> 00:09:28,529 We never tell Amy we did this? 270 00:09:28,531 --> 00:09:29,629 Deal. 271 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:32,804 Once we get to the blow torch, 272 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,113 we'll solder together the old circuit boards. 273 00:09:35,115 --> 00:09:37,858 Great, we're setting busted electronics on fire. 274 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:39,834 - Sounds safe. - I think you're right. 275 00:09:39,836 --> 00:09:41,886 Your left boob is bigger than your right. 276 00:09:41,888 --> 00:09:45,110 [sighs] Don't you have a subreddit to troll, Glen? 277 00:09:45,112 --> 00:09:46,325 [bleep], Karma. 278 00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:47,072 Well, hold on. Hold on. 279 00:09:47,074 --> 00:09:50,039 To be fair, she was just trying to humiliate you the way you humiliated her. 280 00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:53,446 Of course you're defending her, because you still have a thing for her. 281 00:09:53,448 --> 00:09:56,926 Okay, see, you're just projecting onto me because you still have feelings for her. 282 00:09:56,928 --> 00:09:57,902 I do not. 283 00:09:57,904 --> 00:09:59,837 In fact, Karma's dead to me. 284 00:09:59,839 --> 00:10:02,340 I don't give a [bleep] what happens to her anymore. 285 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:14,572 I'm ready to tell my side of the story. 286 00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:16,374 How soon can we do this? 287 00:10:16,376 --> 00:10:17,955 I'll have my team start lighting. 288 00:10:17,957 --> 00:10:19,323 Perfect. 289 00:10:21,984 --> 00:10:22,705 [gasps] 290 00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:24,548 She did think Duke was dumb! 291 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:26,598 Look, "Sometimes I wonder if Shane actively looks 292 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,766 for guys who won't challenge him." 293 00:10:28,768 --> 00:10:30,501 That is crazy... 294 00:10:30,503 --> 00:10:31,702 accurate. 295 00:10:31,704 --> 00:10:35,740 Yeah, and you dated Tommy for the deep conversations. 296 00:10:35,742 --> 00:10:37,902 - What, what does it say? - Nothing. 297 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:41,748 "I wish Lauren didn't need Twitter followers to feel validated." 298 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,182 [laughs] She nailed you! 299 00:10:44,184 --> 00:10:48,152 You're just jealous that I have followers to validate me. 300 00:10:48,154 --> 00:10:50,060 Oh, look, this is when we outed Theo. 301 00:10:50,062 --> 00:10:51,619 Pirates, cheerleading, 302 00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:53,798 ice cream, yada, yada, yada... 303 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:54,726 [gasps] 304 00:10:54,728 --> 00:10:55,726 What? 305 00:10:55,728 --> 00:10:58,436 "But what Shane and Lauren don't know"... 306 00:10:58,438 --> 00:10:59,901 Is? 307 00:11:02,134 --> 00:11:04,235 I don't have the next page. 308 00:11:04,237 --> 00:11:05,898 Do you have 172? 309 00:11:07,504 --> 00:11:09,861 We have got to find that page. 310 00:11:10,732 --> 00:11:12,883 Dylan is cheating on her. Someone has to tell Karma. 311 00:11:12,885 --> 00:11:15,330 Mm-mm, not my friend, not my problem. 312 00:11:15,332 --> 00:11:16,581 - You tell her. - No, I can't. 313 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,249 She'll just think that I'm trying to break them up. 314 00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:20,202 - Aren't you? - No. 315 00:11:20,204 --> 00:11:23,899 But you're right; the messenger always gets shot. 316 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,941 Karma over PA system: I want to apologize to everyone involved. 317 00:11:25,943 --> 00:11:28,149 I feel terrible about my actions. 318 00:11:28,151 --> 00:11:30,693 Having recently been humiliated myself, 319 00:11:30,695 --> 00:11:33,608 I understand how painful it can be. 320 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,094 Take us through what happened. 321 00:11:35,096 --> 00:11:37,135 Details aren't really important. 322 00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:38,682 What I most want people to know is, 323 00:11:38,684 --> 00:11:42,294 I'm still that relaxed, carefree girl 324 00:11:42,296 --> 00:11:44,575 you all came to know and love this summer. 325 00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:46,143 Today was just a blip, 326 00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:47,245 an aberration. 327 00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:49,332 But I'm all good now. 328 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,397 This is pathetic. She's doing this all for Dylan. 329 00:11:51,399 --> 00:11:54,673 I can't believe she's chasing after that douchebag. 330 00:11:54,675 --> 00:11:55,774 You should probably tell her. 331 00:11:55,776 --> 00:11:58,523 What? No, you just said the messenger always gets shot. 332 00:11:58,525 --> 00:12:01,058 Yeah, they do, but if you're over her, who cares? 333 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:02,277 Well, I thought by not telling her, 334 00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:03,190 it would show that I was over her. 335 00:12:03,192 --> 00:12:06,203 Actually, not telling her would mean that you are worried about her reaction 336 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:08,181 because you still hope to be with her because you're in love with her. 337 00:12:08,183 --> 00:12:09,598 [laughs] Which I am not. 338 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,806 So it's settled. You'll tell her. 339 00:12:10,808 --> 00:12:13,111 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 340 00:12:13,113 --> 00:12:14,865 Bye. 341 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,607 Vashti: I see you've located some pages 342 00:12:16,609 --> 00:12:18,524 about you in Amy's journal. 343 00:12:18,526 --> 00:12:19,555 Have you read them? 344 00:12:19,557 --> 00:12:22,014 No, that would be a violation of her privacy. 345 00:12:22,016 --> 00:12:23,481 You leaked them to the whole school. 346 00:12:23,483 --> 00:12:26,031 Again, a crime of passion. 347 00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:27,485 Regrettable, sure, 348 00:12:27,487 --> 00:12:30,342 but also completely understandable and relatable 349 00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:32,823 and not a sign of my chill character changing. 350 00:12:32,825 --> 00:12:33,956 Vashti: In her journal, 351 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:36,210 Amy has some questions, 352 00:12:36,212 --> 00:12:38,347 and, quite frankly, so do I. 353 00:12:38,349 --> 00:12:41,783 Deep down, do you have feelings for her? 354 00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:42,833 Karma: [laughs] 355 00:12:42,835 --> 00:12:44,511 No, I don't. 356 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:45,950 As a friend, sure. 357 00:12:45,952 --> 00:12:47,181 But I'm straight. 358 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,307 Vashti: Uh-huh, but is it possible 359 00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:50,866 you're not as straight as you claim? 360 00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:52,123 Excuse me? 361 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:55,012 Well, you did kiss Zita 362 00:12:55,014 --> 00:12:56,459 at Liam Booker's bar mitzvah. 363 00:12:56,461 --> 00:12:58,592 Okay, Zita kissed me, 364 00:12:58,594 --> 00:12:59,929 as I've explained 365 00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:01,181 many times. 366 00:13:01,183 --> 00:13:04,761 But I am not here to make excuses. 367 00:13:04,763 --> 00:13:07,391 I am here to tell my side of the story. 368 00:13:07,393 --> 00:13:10,458 But that's just it. Your story doesn't add up. 369 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:11,729 You insist you're straight, 370 00:13:11,731 --> 00:13:14,072 but there's a clear pattern of you kissing girls. 371 00:13:14,074 --> 00:13:15,289 You can see why people would... 372 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:18,127 Okay, I've had just about enough of these gotcha questions, 373 00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:20,162 so this interview is over. 374 00:13:23,264 --> 00:13:24,952 You have to really turn over the compost 375 00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:27,517 so the rotting matter gets to the top. 376 00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:28,366 Great. 377 00:13:28,368 --> 00:13:30,315 And try not to kill any worms. 378 00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:33,239 Hey. 379 00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:34,833 I, uh... 380 00:13:34,835 --> 00:13:36,011 I saw your interview. 381 00:13:36,013 --> 00:13:38,223 You mean the ambush by the mainstream media? 382 00:13:38,225 --> 00:13:41,526 Well, it kind of seems like you were doing it just for Dylan. 383 00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:44,533 Well, that's really none of your business. 384 00:13:44,535 --> 00:13:46,546 Look. 385 00:13:46,548 --> 00:13:50,586 I'm worried that Dylan might not be the right guy for you. 386 00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:54,821 Excuse me, but did I ask for your opinion on my relationship? 387 00:13:54,823 --> 00:13:57,609 What are the chances my ex-boyfriend doesn't like my new boyfriend? 388 00:13:57,611 --> 00:13:59,256 'Cause you're so unbiased, right? 389 00:13:59,258 --> 00:14:00,679 I am not biased. 390 00:14:00,681 --> 00:14:02,084 I'm totally over you. 391 00:14:02,086 --> 00:14:04,650 Yay! I love everyone being over me. 392 00:14:04,652 --> 00:14:06,048 [sighs] That came out wrong. 393 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:09,477 Look, I've had a really horrible day, 394 00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:12,834 and I don't think I can handle anything making it worse. 395 00:14:15,358 --> 00:14:17,563 That's the last thing I want to do. 396 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,525 Great. 397 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:21,123 So we're done here? 398 00:14:30,474 --> 00:14:31,696 Kingpin? 399 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:33,438 That's me. 400 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,719 Word on the street is, you have pages. 401 00:14:35,721 --> 00:14:36,792 Yeah, I've got the goods. 402 00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:38,069 Why won't you show your face? 403 00:14:38,071 --> 00:14:39,837 Who is this? 404 00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:42,151 [gasps] Oliver. 405 00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:44,024 Who the [bleep] is Oliver? 406 00:14:44,026 --> 00:14:46,309 Do you have page 172? 407 00:14:46,311 --> 00:14:48,495 This is high-quality stuff. 408 00:14:48,497 --> 00:14:51,047 I'm not just gonna hand it over. 409 00:14:51,049 --> 00:14:52,656 What will you give me? 410 00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,107 How about you give us all the pages 411 00:14:56,109 --> 00:14:57,672 and we don't tell Amy you whack off 412 00:14:57,674 --> 00:15:00,067 to her private thoughts like a psycho? 413 00:15:00,479 --> 00:15:02,080 I-I accept these terms. 414 00:15:04,205 --> 00:15:05,563 I've got it. 415 00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:06,489 "What Shane and Lauren don't know 416 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,965 "is that they're cut from the same cloth. 417 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:13,218 They fight it, but they're destined to be best friends." 418 00:15:15,217 --> 00:15:19,124 both: She has no clue what she's talking about. 419 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,871 Hey, let me give you a hand with that, 420 00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:23,042 uh, really big computer. 421 00:15:23,044 --> 00:15:24,636 It's a bench. 422 00:15:24,638 --> 00:15:26,582 Let me help you with the bench. 423 00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:28,096 I hate to see a lady in distress. 424 00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:30,111 Oh, 'cause you're a real prince. 425 00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:32,164 I know about you and Stevie. 426 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:37,315 Look, I don't give a crap about Karma, 427 00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:38,778 but speaking for women everywhere, 428 00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:39,733 if you're gonna screw around, 429 00:15:39,735 --> 00:15:42,731 why don't you just break up with her? 430 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,644 Break up with me? 431 00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:46,852 Is this your new retaliation? 432 00:15:46,854 --> 00:15:50,195 [sighs] Are you gonna tell her? 433 00:15:50,197 --> 00:15:52,464 Well, Stevie and I were assigned this project together, 434 00:15:52,466 --> 00:15:54,960 and, um, one thing lead to another, 435 00:15:54,962 --> 00:15:58,856 and we... kissed. 436 00:15:58,858 --> 00:15:59,798 What? 437 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,432 Hey, come on. 438 00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:03,624 You know you and I haven't been vibing lately. 439 00:16:03,626 --> 00:16:04,961 Since this morning. 440 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:09,236 I'm just saying things were getting complicated, and... 441 00:16:09,238 --> 00:16:11,260 I don't know if I see a future for us. 442 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,644 Are you [bleep] kidding me? 443 00:16:12,646 --> 00:16:14,170 You're not the girl I met this summer. 444 00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:16,049 Yes, I am! 445 00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:18,950 I'm also the girl who got really hurt by her best friend, 446 00:16:18,952 --> 00:16:20,519 and I have feelings about it. 447 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,443 And I'm sorry if they're too messy for you, 448 00:16:22,445 --> 00:16:25,375 but things can't be all good all the time. 449 00:16:25,377 --> 00:16:27,592 - Babe... - Don't "babe" me. 450 00:16:27,594 --> 00:16:29,403 [soft pop music] 451 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:33,703 Go be with Stevie if she's the chill girl you're looking for. 452 00:16:33,705 --> 00:16:35,133 We're done. 453 00:16:35,135 --> 00:16:40,327 ♪ ♪ 454 00:16:40,329 --> 00:16:42,203 She kind of overreacted. 455 00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:45,206 Oh, go fall in a volcano, you moron. 456 00:16:46,356 --> 00:16:49,625 And don't let your grass skirt get caught in the door on your way out! 457 00:16:49,627 --> 00:16:52,684 Amy Raudenfeld, stop hurling insults at the Hawaiian people. 458 00:16:52,686 --> 00:16:54,886 You just earned yourself compost duty with Karma. 459 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,521 [sighs] 460 00:17:04,282 --> 00:17:05,270 Ew! 461 00:17:05,272 --> 00:17:08,229 Oh, ew, ew, ew, ew, yuck! 462 00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:09,712 Don't bother. 463 00:17:09,714 --> 00:17:10,927 Red looks good on you. 464 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,587 It's the color of betrayal. 465 00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:14,446 Well, good. 466 00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:15,593 Then maybe you should have some too, 467 00:17:15,595 --> 00:17:17,953 because you certainly know all about betraying. 468 00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,922 [gasps] 469 00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:23,049 Me? 470 00:17:23,051 --> 00:17:25,425 I can't believe you weren't going to tell me that Dylan was cheating. 471 00:17:25,427 --> 00:17:27,062 Oh! I'm sorry. 472 00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:31,634 Did you think I owed you anything after you leaked my journal? 473 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:33,572 At least I didn't abandon my best friend 474 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:36,363 and then just assume she's the worst person in the world 475 00:17:36,365 --> 00:17:39,641 after she forgave you for sleeping with her ex-boyfriend, 476 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:42,438 because that's what you did! 477 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:46,703 That is because you forced me to kiss you over and over again, 478 00:17:46,705 --> 00:17:48,551 and then you rejected me. 479 00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:49,847 Because I'm straight! 480 00:17:49,849 --> 00:17:51,220 Oh! Are you sure about that? 481 00:17:51,222 --> 00:17:56,043 Because you had a real hard time answering Vashti's questions. 482 00:17:56,045 --> 00:17:58,060 - Amy... - No, come on. Admit it. 483 00:17:58,062 --> 00:17:59,495 Either you're playing mind games, 484 00:17:59,497 --> 00:18:02,624 or there's a small part of you that wanted to kiss me. 485 00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:04,404 - Amy, stop. - No, I want answers! 486 00:18:04,406 --> 00:18:06,277 Amy, stop! There's a rat in there. 487 00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:08,484 Ew, a rat. [shrieking] 488 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:10,967 - Okay! - Trap it! Trap it! Trap it! 489 00:18:10,969 --> 00:18:12,840 I'm trying. You have to get off my back. 490 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:16,190 Oh. Ooh. 491 00:18:16,192 --> 00:18:17,453 [both exclaim] 492 00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:21,784 [both breathing heavily] 493 00:18:21,786 --> 00:18:23,664 Oh, sweet Bloody Mary. 494 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,329 You saved me from the rat. 495 00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:37,355 I saved myself. 496 00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:39,157 I don't exactly love them. 497 00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:46,853 Liam told me that you didn't kiss Zita. 498 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,367 I really didn't. 499 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:55,084 [sighs] 500 00:18:55,086 --> 00:18:59,977 You know, I had to ask myself 501 00:18:59,979 --> 00:19:01,918 if I evolved, 502 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,660 then why did it hurt so bad to see you kiss her? 503 00:19:04,662 --> 00:19:07,263 ♪ When you gonna live your life right? ♪ 504 00:19:07,265 --> 00:19:09,539 Why did that bring me right back 505 00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:11,616 to that shallow end of the pool? 506 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:15,004 ♪ Girls, they wanna have fun ♪ 507 00:19:15,006 --> 00:19:15,889 ♪ Oh, girls ♪ 508 00:19:15,891 --> 00:19:17,787 Maybe I'm not 100% over you, 509 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:22,011 and maybe there's a part of me that never will be. 510 00:19:22,013 --> 00:19:26,681 ♪ ♪ 511 00:19:26,683 --> 00:19:28,616 ♪ The phone rings ♪ 512 00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:32,388 And maybe I kissed you in the pool because... 513 00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:34,924 ♪ What you gonna do with your life? ♪ 514 00:19:34,926 --> 00:19:35,452 ♪ Oh, Daddy dear ♪ 515 00:19:35,454 --> 00:19:38,526 Maybe a small part of me does want you to be in love with me. 516 00:19:38,528 --> 00:19:40,362 ♪ But girls, they wanna ♪ 517 00:19:40,364 --> 00:19:42,144 'Cause it feels good. 518 00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:44,070 ♪ Oh, girls just wanna ♪ 519 00:19:44,072 --> 00:19:45,543 I know; it's so selfish. 520 00:19:45,545 --> 00:19:49,640 ♪ That's all they really want ♪ 521 00:19:49,642 --> 00:19:53,609 ♪ Some fun ♪ 522 00:19:53,611 --> 00:19:55,411 I don't want to keep hurting you, Amy. 523 00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:58,280 ♪ Day is done, oh, girls ♪ 524 00:19:58,282 --> 00:19:59,480 ♪ They wanna have fun ♪ 525 00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:02,451 But I don't know how to be your friend without hurting you. 526 00:20:02,453 --> 00:20:06,021 ♪ Just wanna have fun ♪ 527 00:20:06,023 --> 00:20:08,042 ♪ ♪ 528 00:20:08,044 --> 00:20:11,890 I don't know either. [sighs] 529 00:20:11,892 --> 00:20:13,829 You two are free to go. 530 00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:15,338 ♪ My mother said ♪ 531 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,134 You're sitting together. 532 00:20:16,136 --> 00:20:19,283 Does this mean you guys worked it out? 533 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,951 ♪ Oh, Mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones ♪ 534 00:20:22,953 --> 00:20:26,531 ♪ And girls, they wanna have fun ♪ 535 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:29,644 ♪ Oh, girls just wanna have fun ♪