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Come, come!
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Please!
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Aziz. Aziz.
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Aziz, light!
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Aziz, light.
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Good.
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We start again.
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"When the three planets are in eclipse,
the black hole, like a door, is open.
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Evil comes...
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...spreading terror and chaos."
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See the snake, Billy? The ultimate evil.
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- Make sure you get the snake.
- Yes, I've got your snakes.
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I got all the snakes.
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When is the snake act
supposed to occur?
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Well, if this is the five...
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...and this is the one...
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Every 5000 years.
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So I've got some time, then.
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You bring them water.
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Good boy. I will take it to them.
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Go with God. Be safe from evil.
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You see here these different peoples,
or symbols of people...
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...gathering together the four elements
of life: water, fire, earth, air...
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...around a fifth one.
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A fifth...
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...element.
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Forgive me, lord.
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They already know too much.
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Father.
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How are you today?
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- Well. You have some glasses?
- Of course.
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Father, I'm so glad to see you.
It's the most extraordinary thing.
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It's the greatest find in history.
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You must be parched.
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Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry.
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It's like a battle plan.
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Here, the good. Here, the evil.
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And here, a weapon against evil.
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I'm going to be famous.
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Then let us toast to your fame.
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To fame.
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Salute.
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You can't drink a toast with water.
Billy, in my sack, the grappa.
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This I don't understand.
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This could be something...
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...prehistoric.
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I don't know.
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But wait.
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Here.
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Look, look.
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They're here.
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This man...
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...this perfect being.
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I know this is the key. I know it.
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This divine light they talk about.
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What is divine light?
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Aziz, light!
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Much better. Thank you.
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My lord.
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Father, this is the most
unbelievable thing I have ever seen.
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Don't you think...?
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Are you German?
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Lord, I know he was about
to discover everything.
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But there is no worry.
I was there in time.
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Priest, you and those before you...
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...have served us well.
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But war is coming.
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Stones not safe on Earth anymore.
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This...
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...is really amazing.
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The fifth element.
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Take the stones.
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My lord...
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...if you take the weapon,
we'll be defenceless when evil returns.
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In 300 years, when evil returns...
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...so shall we.
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Oh, professor.
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Professor.
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Don't move!
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I have a gun!
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Please, understand.
They're our friends.
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Friends?
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Father, they've killed the professor!
They're monsters!
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I'll explain everything.
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- You're with them?
- Look at me.
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I am your friend.
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- No, Father.
- Billy, look at me!
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Please, put the gun down.
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Billy, no!
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Hurry! The wall is closing!
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Here is your mission:
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Pass your knowledge to the next priest
as it was passed on to you.
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I will do as you command, but please,
hurry, you still have time.
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Time not important.
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Only life important.
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I will fulfill my mission!
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You can count on me!
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I will pass the knowledge
until your return.
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- Anything yet?
- No, sir.
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- Not even a temperature?
- The analyzers have jammed.
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One shows a million degrees,
the others minus 5000.
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Let's see it.
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It's taking shape.
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Send out a probe.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the president
of the Federated Territories.
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On air with General Staedert
in 30 seconds.
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I saved this seat for you, Father.
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President on the line.
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We're in position.
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I have to address the Supreme Council.
Just the facts.
111
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There are no results from the chemical
and molecular analysis yet.
112
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All the calibres are overshot.
113
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We're initiating
thermonucleatic imaging.
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What you're saying is,
you don't know what this is.
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All we know is,
it just keeps getting bigger.
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Recommendation?
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My philosophy is shoot first
and ask questions later.
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I don't like uninvited guests.
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- All right, then, Staedert...
- Mr. President?
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00:14:09,359 --> 00:14:13,029
Priest Vito Cornelius,
expert of astrophenomenon.
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I have a different theory
to offer you, sir.
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You have 20 seconds.
123
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Imagine that this...
124
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...thing is not anything
that can be identified...
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...because it prefers not to be.
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Wherever there is life,
it brings death...
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- ...because it is evil. Absolute evil.
- One more reason to shoot first.
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00:14:42,726 --> 00:14:45,395
Evil begets evil, Mr. President.
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00:14:45,562 --> 00:14:48,064
Shooting will only make it stronger.
130
00:14:52,235 --> 00:14:54,571
Probe will obtain objective
in five seconds.
131
00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:01,036
Growth rate is at 27 percent.
132
00:15:01,202 --> 00:15:04,080
Your theory is interesting,
but we don't have time.
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00:15:04,247 --> 00:15:07,751
Time is of no importance.
Only life is important.
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00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,337
You're right.
That's exactly what we'll do.
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00:15:10,503 --> 00:15:13,590
We'll protect the life of 200 billion
of my fellow citizens.
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You may fire when ready.
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Up-front loading of a 120-ZR missile.
Marker lights on the objective.
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Its structure solidified on the surface.
139
00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:30,440
I think it's anticipating the attack.
That denotes intelligence.
140
00:15:30,607 --> 00:15:34,736
The most terrible intelligence
imaginable, Mr. President.
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00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:39,908
120's loaded.
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00:15:40,075 --> 00:15:43,787
The ship is in combat formation.
Missiles are loaded.
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- Staedert.
- Yes, sir.
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- I have a doubt.
- I don't, Mr. President.
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What happened?
Can you hear me?
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00:16:02,972 --> 00:16:04,724
Staedert, what happened?
147
00:16:04,891 --> 00:16:07,477
- Did you destroy it?
- I'm about to, sir.
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00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:16,027
The planet has increased
in diameter by 200 percent.
149
00:16:16,194 --> 00:16:17,654
It's moving towards the ship.
150
00:16:23,159 --> 00:16:25,328
What do we have
that's bigger than 240?
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Nothing, sir.
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00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:31,376
Staedert, do you hear me?
Get out of there.
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I don't want an incident.
Do you hear me?
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Get out of there.
Can you hear me, Staedert?
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Do you understand? Listen.
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This is the president.
That's an order.
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00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:47,392
Do you understand me?
Do you hear me?
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Get out of there!
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Good God!
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Four a day.
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00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:30,560
I'm trying.
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To quit is my goal.
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I'm up.
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All right, I'm up.
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God.
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00:17:49,579 --> 00:17:51,789
Hey, dog brain, Finger here.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- I love you too.
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00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,461
You haven't called me that
since basic training.
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- I was talking to the cat.
- Oh, yeah, I forgot...
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00:18:00,006 --> 00:18:02,592
...you prefer your cat to the real thing.
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00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:04,260
At least the cat comes back.
172
00:18:04,427 --> 00:18:07,972
Still pining for that two-timing slut?
There's millions out there.
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00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:11,935
I don't want a million women.
I just want one.
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The perfect one.
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- It don't exist, major.
- Yeah, I know.
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00:18:18,942 --> 00:18:20,944
- What?
- I just found a picture of you.
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00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:22,570
- How do I look?
- Like shit.
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00:18:22,737 --> 00:18:24,155
Must be an old picture.
179
00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:27,492
Bring me your hack
for a six-month overhaul.
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00:18:27,784 --> 00:18:28,952
- Negative.
- ASAP.
181
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:30,787
I don't need one.
182
00:18:30,954 --> 00:18:34,624
Who sat next to you for 1000 missions?
I know how you drive.
183
00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:39,295
Finger, I drive a cab now,
not a space fighter.
184
00:18:39,462 --> 00:18:43,132
Okay, so tell me. How many points
you got left on your license?
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00:18:43,299 --> 00:18:45,468
Major, how many points?
186
00:18:45,635 --> 00:18:47,011
At least 50.
187
00:18:47,178 --> 00:18:49,639
Know what?
You gotta learn to lie better.
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See you tonight.
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00:18:55,979 --> 00:18:58,314
Welcome to paradise.
190
00:18:58,481 --> 00:19:00,149
Welcome to Fhloston Paradise.
191
00:19:00,316 --> 00:19:03,319
It's Ruby Rhod,
and I'll tell you live at 5...
192
00:19:03,486 --> 00:19:06,656
...the winner of the super-green
Gemini Croquette Contest!
193
00:19:06,823 --> 00:19:10,034
The winner will go with me
for two days to Fhloston Paradise.
194
00:19:10,201 --> 00:19:11,911
So tune in to Radio Cosmos.
195
00:19:12,078 --> 00:19:15,164
Don't watch all day.
It'll rot your brain.
196
00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:16,666
For a perfect world.
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00:19:21,504 --> 00:19:23,673
- Give me the cash.
- Been here long?
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00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,301
Long enough.
Come on, give me the cash.
199
00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:29,596
Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium.
200
00:19:29,762 --> 00:19:32,181
Neurocharged assault model.
201
00:19:33,516 --> 00:19:35,393
Good thing for me it's not loaded.
202
00:19:36,728 --> 00:19:39,522
- What do you mean, it's not loaded?
- You have to...
203
00:19:40,023 --> 00:19:42,609
...push that little yellow button
to load it.
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00:19:46,362 --> 00:19:48,031
Take your time.
205
00:19:50,617 --> 00:19:52,285
Want me to...?
206
00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:57,040
There you go.
207
00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:59,208
Give me the cash!
208
00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:07,091
That's a very dangerous gun.
209
00:20:07,258 --> 00:20:10,553
Maybe you better let me
hang on to this one for you.
210
00:20:11,512 --> 00:20:13,389
You don't mind, do you? You sure?
211
00:20:13,556 --> 00:20:16,684
No. Take it. I don't need it.
212
00:20:22,065 --> 00:20:23,566
That's a very nice hat.
213
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:25,068
You like it?
214
00:20:25,818 --> 00:20:27,028
God!
215
00:20:33,076 --> 00:20:34,786
Please enter your license.
216
00:20:34,952 --> 00:20:37,080
Yes, just a minute.
217
00:20:38,539 --> 00:20:39,916
Welcome on board, Mr. Dallas.
218
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:44,045
Good morning. Sleep well? Me too.
219
00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:47,256
- I had a horrible nightmare.
- Propulsion 2-X-4.
220
00:20:51,552 --> 00:20:54,263
You have five points left
on your license.
221
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:56,933
Yeah, thank you for reminding me.
222
00:20:58,434 --> 00:21:00,186
Have a nice day.
223
00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:02,605
Why not?
224
00:21:11,114 --> 00:21:12,281
You have 48 hours.
225
00:21:12,448 --> 00:21:15,618
That's the time it needs to adapt
to our living conditions.
226
00:21:15,785 --> 00:21:17,787
- And then?
- Then it will be too late.
227
00:21:17,954 --> 00:21:21,374
The goal of this thing is not
to fight over money or power...
228
00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:26,629
...but to exterminate life.
All forms of life.
229
00:21:26,796 --> 00:21:29,757
So you're telling me there's nothing
that can stop this.
230
00:21:30,466 --> 00:21:32,218
There is only one thing.
231
00:21:37,098 --> 00:21:40,768
The Mondoshawan have in their
possession the weapon to defeat evil.
232
00:21:40,935 --> 00:21:42,979
Four elements...
233
00:21:43,604 --> 00:21:45,606
...gathered around a fifth...
234
00:21:45,898 --> 00:21:50,486
...supreme being, the ultimate warrior,
created to protect life.
235
00:21:50,653 --> 00:21:53,740
Together they produce
the Light of Creation.
236
00:21:53,906 --> 00:21:57,535
Able to bring life to the farthest
reaches of the universe.
237
00:21:57,702 --> 00:22:02,039
But if evil stands there...
238
00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:04,876
Then what?
239
00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:09,005
Then light turns to dark.
Life to death...
240
00:22:09,213 --> 00:22:10,673
...forever.
241
00:22:12,717 --> 00:22:17,680
A Mondoshawan spaceship requests
permission to enter our territory.
242
00:22:18,723 --> 00:22:22,518
Give it permission to enter
with our warmest regards.
243
00:22:22,685 --> 00:22:23,728
Thank you.
244
00:22:24,061 --> 00:22:25,897
Permission to enter granted.
245
00:22:42,705 --> 00:22:44,207
Showtime.
246
00:23:25,915 --> 00:23:27,291
We are lost.
247
00:23:28,584 --> 00:23:31,295
Aknot, we are connected to Earth.
248
00:23:34,924 --> 00:23:36,634
Mr. Zorg's office.
249
00:23:36,801 --> 00:23:38,094
It's Aknot.
250
00:23:38,427 --> 00:23:41,639
I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot.
251
00:23:41,931 --> 00:23:44,308
The mission is accomplished.
252
00:23:45,268 --> 00:23:47,937
You'll have what you asked for
in a few hours.
253
00:23:49,272 --> 00:23:51,774
Good. I'll meet you at my factory.
254
00:23:52,108 --> 00:23:54,360
The attack was by
two unregistered warships.
255
00:23:54,527 --> 00:23:57,154
Close all borders and
declare a state of general alert.
256
00:23:57,321 --> 00:24:00,283
Try to contact the Mondoshawans.
We owe them an explanation.
257
00:24:00,616 --> 00:24:03,953
Three hundred years
of waiting, for nothing.
258
00:24:04,662 --> 00:24:06,163
Go get some rest.
259
00:24:06,497 --> 00:24:07,623
No.
260
00:24:08,165 --> 00:24:09,792
The Mondoshawan...
261
00:24:10,459 --> 00:24:13,170
I am their contact on Earth.
They will come for me.
262
00:24:13,337 --> 00:24:16,007
This is government business.
I'll keep you informed.
263
00:24:18,968 --> 00:24:21,470
The rescue team has reported
from the crash site.
264
00:24:21,637 --> 00:24:23,014
Any survivors?
265
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,515
Only one.
266
00:24:27,810 --> 00:24:29,312
You call that a survivor?
267
00:24:29,478 --> 00:24:31,522
A few cells still alive.
More than I need.
268
00:24:31,689 --> 00:24:34,775
- Have you identified it?
- The computer went off the charts.
269
00:24:34,942 --> 00:24:37,820
Normal human beings
have 40 DNA memo groups...
270
00:24:37,987 --> 00:24:40,531
...which is enough
for any species to perpetuate.
271
00:24:40,698 --> 00:24:43,659
This has 200,000 memo groups.
272
00:24:48,205 --> 00:24:52,877
- Sounds like a freak of nature.
- Yeah, can't wait to meet him.
273
00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:02,345
You okay? Over here.
274
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,680
Excuse me.
275
00:25:09,685 --> 00:25:12,188
General, I want to show you something.
276
00:25:12,730 --> 00:25:15,524
This is a normal human DNA chain.
277
00:25:15,691 --> 00:25:17,860
You, me, anybody, right?
278
00:25:18,027 --> 00:25:19,362
Watch this.
279
00:25:20,404 --> 00:25:23,699
The compositional elements
of his DNA chain are like ours.
280
00:25:23,866 --> 00:25:27,078
There's simply more of them,
with infinite genetic knowledge.
281
00:25:27,244 --> 00:25:29,956
Almost like this being was engineered.
282
00:25:34,126 --> 00:25:35,419
Is there any danger?
283
00:25:35,586 --> 00:25:37,588
We put it through
the cellular hygiene detector.
284
00:25:37,755 --> 00:25:39,882
The cell is, for lack of a better word...
285
00:25:40,466 --> 00:25:41,884
...perfect.
286
00:25:43,135 --> 00:25:45,096
Okay, go ahead.
287
00:25:45,388 --> 00:25:47,056
Mr. Perfect better be polite.
288
00:25:47,223 --> 00:25:49,266
Otherwise, I turn him into cat food.
289
00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:51,060
Activate it.
290
00:26:22,591 --> 00:26:23,968
Tissue processing.
291
00:26:37,648 --> 00:26:40,776
Ten seconds to ultraviolet protection.
292
00:26:46,657 --> 00:26:48,325
This is the last phase.
293
00:26:48,492 --> 00:26:52,747
The cells are bombarded by atoms
which forces the body to react.
294
00:26:52,913 --> 00:26:54,331
That means growing skin.
295
00:26:54,498 --> 00:26:55,833
Wonderful.
296
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:03,549
Reconstruction complete.
297
00:27:06,844 --> 00:27:08,471
Remove the shield.
298
00:27:16,854 --> 00:27:19,356
I told you. Perfect.
299
00:27:27,865 --> 00:27:29,158
Thermal bandages.
300
00:27:33,537 --> 00:27:37,875
I'd like to take a few pictures...
301
00:27:38,834 --> 00:27:40,211
...for the archives.
302
00:28:40,813 --> 00:28:44,108
- What's she saying?
- Activate the phonic detector.
303
00:28:57,288 --> 00:28:58,956
Is that thing solid?
304
00:28:59,123 --> 00:29:00,583
- Unbreakable.
- Good.
305
00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:12,261
If you want out...
306
00:29:12,595 --> 00:29:16,265
...you'll have to develop
those communication skills.
307
00:29:34,325 --> 00:29:35,659
General alert.
308
00:30:02,353 --> 00:30:03,812
Perfect.
309
00:30:08,234 --> 00:30:10,110
Ladder on 18.
310
00:30:10,903 --> 00:30:13,405
Two men with me.
The rest in the main ventilation.
311
00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:33,759
This way.
312
00:31:09,211 --> 00:31:11,046
Lady, stay calm.
313
00:31:11,213 --> 00:31:12,798
This is the police.
314
00:31:13,299 --> 00:31:15,050
There's nowhere else to go.
315
00:31:15,217 --> 00:31:19,221
Slowly turn around
and put your hands on the floor.
316
00:31:19,388 --> 00:31:20,973
Do you understand me?
317
00:31:24,476 --> 00:31:25,728
She doesn't.
318
00:31:50,586 --> 00:31:52,254
I think we need a flying unit.
319
00:31:54,214 --> 00:31:55,674
This is the police.
320
00:31:55,841 --> 00:31:58,218
This is the police.
321
00:31:58,385 --> 00:32:00,346
We are processing
your identification.
322
00:32:00,512 --> 00:32:03,015
Put your arms up
and follow our instructions.
323
00:32:15,110 --> 00:32:16,362
She has no file.
324
00:32:25,537 --> 00:32:26,955
She dove off.
325
00:32:39,885 --> 00:32:41,428
You just had an accident.
326
00:32:41,595 --> 00:32:44,556
Yes, I know I just had an accident,
you daffy bastard!
327
00:32:46,141 --> 00:32:48,310
You have one point left
on your license.
328
00:32:48,477 --> 00:32:49,978
Look out!
329
00:32:50,145 --> 00:32:51,397
Left!
330
00:32:56,068 --> 00:32:57,986
I can't believe it. Shit.
331
00:33:03,826 --> 00:33:05,327
Any survivors?
332
00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:12,835
Hi.
333
00:33:15,879 --> 00:33:17,172
Are you okay?
334
00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:45,951
Boom.
335
00:33:46,118 --> 00:33:48,579
Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom."
336
00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:51,123
Bada boom.
337
00:33:51,707 --> 00:33:54,293
Big. Big bada boom.
338
00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:55,627
Big...
339
00:33:55,836 --> 00:33:57,379
...bada big boom.
340
00:33:57,546 --> 00:33:58,881
Big boom.
341
00:33:59,047 --> 00:34:01,800
- Yeah, big bada boom.
- Bada boom.
342
00:34:01,967 --> 00:34:04,386
Big boom. Big bada boom.
343
00:34:07,973 --> 00:34:10,142
You're lucky you're not dead.
344
00:34:12,853 --> 00:34:14,897
This is a police control.
345
00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:17,900
Please keep your hands
on the wheel.
346
00:34:18,066 --> 00:34:21,069
You have an unauthorized
passenger in your vehicle.
347
00:34:21,236 --> 00:34:23,155
We are going to arrest her.
348
00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:24,990
Thank you for your cooperation.
349
00:34:25,157 --> 00:34:26,575
Sorry, honey.
350
00:34:26,742 --> 00:34:28,619
Looks like this is your ride.
351
00:34:28,785 --> 00:34:29,912
Open the door.
352
00:34:32,664 --> 00:34:33,999
Do what they say.
353
00:34:36,168 --> 00:34:37,377
Sorry.
354
00:35:00,025 --> 00:35:02,110
"Please...
355
00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:04,363
...help."
356
00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:06,130
I only got one point left on my license.
357
00:35:06,281 --> 00:35:10,035
I need that to get back to the garage
and get a six-month overhaul.
358
00:35:10,452 --> 00:35:11,954
You understand?
359
00:35:13,539 --> 00:35:15,916
Can you please
open the passenger door?
360
00:35:17,918 --> 00:35:19,962
Please...
361
00:35:21,463 --> 00:35:23,423
...help.
362
00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:26,552
I can't.
363
00:35:31,306 --> 00:35:32,641
I repeat...
364
00:35:32,808 --> 00:35:34,893
...please open the passenger door.
365
00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:37,312
Yeah, yeah, sure.
366
00:35:37,479 --> 00:35:38,814
Why not?
367
00:35:52,995 --> 00:35:54,746
Thank you for your cooperation.
368
00:35:57,958 --> 00:35:59,251
Help.
369
00:36:00,752 --> 00:36:02,754
Finger's gonna kill me.
370
00:36:10,762 --> 00:36:12,347
Emergency! Emergency!
371
00:36:12,514 --> 00:36:14,182
One point has been removed.
372
00:36:14,516 --> 00:36:16,476
Yes, I know!
373
00:36:21,690 --> 00:36:23,525
This is so stupid.
374
00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:27,154
Assist in pursuit of yellow cab.
375
00:36:27,321 --> 00:36:28,947
Unit 47, we're on the way...
376
00:36:29,114 --> 00:36:30,782
...as soon as we finish lunch.
377
00:36:33,785 --> 00:36:35,704
Two golden menus.
378
00:36:36,788 --> 00:36:41,501
I'm too old, too tired and too hungry
to go chasing some hot rod.
379
00:36:43,378 --> 00:36:44,880
Thank you so much.
380
00:36:48,508 --> 00:36:50,802
And I'm definitely too thirsty.
381
00:36:51,011 --> 00:36:53,138
Look out!
382
00:36:57,392 --> 00:36:58,894
We got lucky.
383
00:37:00,228 --> 00:37:02,856
If they don't chase you after a mile,
they don't chase you.
384
00:37:10,113 --> 00:37:11,323
Maybe it's two miles.
385
00:37:12,824 --> 00:37:14,242
Hang on.
386
00:37:22,751 --> 00:37:26,588
Look, lady, I only speak English
and bad English!
387
00:37:29,049 --> 00:37:30,050
Run an ID.
388
00:37:32,761 --> 00:37:36,932
I'm all for conversation, but maybe
you can just shut up for a minute!
389
00:37:39,434 --> 00:37:43,188
- He's got a scan blocker.
- Means he's a car thief. Blast him.
390
00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:49,194
I don't know what you did...
391
00:37:51,571 --> 00:37:54,074
...but they are really pissed off!
Hold on!
392
00:38:11,591 --> 00:38:13,385
We're safe for a while.
393
00:38:38,201 --> 00:38:40,746
You want to play soft?
I'll play soft.
394
00:38:40,996 --> 00:38:44,332
You want to play hard?
Let's play hard.
395
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,137
If I get to the fog, we'll be all right.
396
00:38:59,681 --> 00:39:01,266
If we make the fog.
397
00:39:19,284 --> 00:39:22,204
How do they expect us
to find anything in this shit?
398
00:39:27,793 --> 00:39:31,797
We're just going to wait here until
things quiet down, if you don't mind.
399
00:39:45,685 --> 00:39:46,812
Shit.
400
00:39:56,196 --> 00:39:57,489
You okay?
401
00:39:59,491 --> 00:40:00,742
Priest.
402
00:40:01,243 --> 00:40:03,495
You don't need a priest,
just a doctor.
403
00:40:03,829 --> 00:40:08,083
- Vito Cornelius.
- What?
404
00:40:08,416 --> 00:40:10,085
Priest.
405
00:40:13,338 --> 00:40:14,422
Yes?
406
00:40:14,923 --> 00:40:17,217
I'm looking for a priest.
407
00:40:17,384 --> 00:40:20,136
The weddings are one floor down.
Congratulations.
408
00:40:22,514 --> 00:40:24,432
She's not my bride. She's my fare.
409
00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:26,476
She's looking for Vito Cornelius.
410
00:40:26,643 --> 00:40:28,603
The phone book said he lived here.
411
00:40:28,770 --> 00:40:31,815
Yes, that's me,
but I don't know who she is.
412
00:40:31,982 --> 00:40:34,609
Nobody does.
No file, no ID, nothing.
413
00:40:34,776 --> 00:40:36,820
She's got a tattoo on this arm.
414
00:40:37,988 --> 00:40:39,656
Tattoo?
415
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:51,001
Fifth...
416
00:40:51,459 --> 00:40:52,669
...element.
417
00:40:58,300 --> 00:40:59,968
Finger's gonna kill me.
418
00:41:00,135 --> 00:41:02,762
- Hey! Wake up!
- Who are you?
419
00:41:02,929 --> 00:41:05,307
I brought the girl, remember?
The redhead.
420
00:41:07,517 --> 00:41:11,479
She just dropped in on me.
Started speaking this bizarre language.
421
00:41:11,646 --> 00:41:14,065
It's not bizarre.
It's the divine language.
422
00:41:14,232 --> 00:41:15,984
The ancient language...
423
00:41:16,151 --> 00:41:19,279
...spoken throughout the universe
before time was time.
424
00:41:21,448 --> 00:41:23,658
- He's a she.
- You noticed that.
425
00:41:24,534 --> 00:41:25,869
Yes.
426
00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:33,501
- It's a miracle.
- Miracle she's not dead.
427
00:41:33,668 --> 00:41:35,337
Not a moment to lose. Wake her up.
428
00:41:35,503 --> 00:41:40,842
But gently, because this woman is
mankind's most precious possession.
429
00:41:41,009 --> 00:41:42,677
She is perfect.
430
00:41:47,390 --> 00:41:48,725
Perfect.
431
00:41:55,732 --> 00:41:57,025
More dignified.
432
00:41:57,192 --> 00:41:58,735
Hey, lady...
433
00:41:58,902 --> 00:42:00,195
...wake up.
434
00:42:11,748 --> 00:42:15,877
You're right, I shouldn't have done that.
I was wrong to kiss you.
435
00:42:16,044 --> 00:42:17,671
He said to wake you gently.
436
00:42:17,837 --> 00:42:19,255
You're right.
437
00:42:21,758 --> 00:42:24,719
Just thought you might
remember me from the cab.
438
00:42:25,261 --> 00:42:26,429
Remember?
439
00:42:26,638 --> 00:42:27,722
"Bada boom"?
440
00:42:28,765 --> 00:42:30,392
"Big bada boom"?
441
00:42:30,767 --> 00:42:33,436
Boom. Big bada boom.
In the cab. Look.
442
00:42:33,603 --> 00:42:36,106
I drive a cab. This is me.
443
00:42:36,272 --> 00:42:37,899
Korben Dallas.
444
00:42:38,775 --> 00:42:40,193
Korben. You understand?
445
00:42:40,777 --> 00:42:42,946
Here. Take it, go ahead.
446
00:42:43,863 --> 00:42:45,991
You can call me
when you learn English.
447
00:42:49,452 --> 00:42:50,912
Just kidding.
448
00:42:53,415 --> 00:42:54,916
What is your name?
449
00:42:56,251 --> 00:42:57,585
You.
450
00:42:57,794 --> 00:42:59,295
Korben.
451
00:43:01,798 --> 00:43:04,968
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai
Ekbat De Sebat.
452
00:43:05,969 --> 00:43:07,095
Good.
453
00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:10,098
That whole thing's your name?
454
00:43:10,974 --> 00:43:12,892
Do you have...
455
00:43:14,102 --> 00:43:15,353
...a shorter name?
456
00:43:18,314 --> 00:43:19,607
Short.
457
00:43:21,776 --> 00:43:22,986
Korben Dallas.
458
00:43:26,156 --> 00:43:27,449
Leeloo.
459
00:43:29,617 --> 00:43:30,785
Leeloo.
460
00:43:31,828 --> 00:43:33,288
Korben, Leeloo.
461
00:43:33,621 --> 00:43:35,290
Leeloo, Korben.
462
00:43:53,141 --> 00:43:56,811
- You're sure she's a supreme being?
- Absolutely sure.
463
00:43:56,978 --> 00:43:58,480
Old friends.
464
00:43:59,689 --> 00:44:00,982
Yeah, you're right.
465
00:44:01,399 --> 00:44:03,985
- Ask her for my gun back.
- What's your name?
466
00:44:04,319 --> 00:44:05,487
Korben Dallas.
467
00:44:06,696 --> 00:44:08,490
Thank you for your help.
468
00:44:08,656 --> 00:44:11,493
You've been kind,
but now the girl needs to rest.
469
00:44:11,951 --> 00:44:13,661
She's been on a long trip.
470
00:44:13,828 --> 00:44:16,039
I know. I was there when she landed.
471
00:44:16,998 --> 00:44:18,541
Wait, wait, Father.
472
00:44:18,833 --> 00:44:22,212
She said something
I didn't understand.
473
00:44:22,378 --> 00:44:26,216
- What does "ekto gamat" mean?
- "Never without my permission."
474
00:44:26,883 --> 00:44:28,384
That's what I thought.
475
00:44:36,726 --> 00:44:38,394
I shouldn't have kissed her.
476
00:44:43,858 --> 00:44:47,570
Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
I forgot your food.
477
00:44:49,197 --> 00:44:51,533
How about some nice Thai food?
478
00:44:51,699 --> 00:44:53,701
Yeah, yeah, hold on.
479
00:44:53,868 --> 00:44:56,246
Buddy, I'm waiting all day here.
480
00:44:56,538 --> 00:44:58,206
- Finger.
- Where is the cab?
481
00:44:58,373 --> 00:45:02,210
- Car's running fine. Purrs like a kitten.
- Fine. What "fine"?
482
00:45:02,377 --> 00:45:05,213
I know you.
"Fine" ain't in your vocabulary.
483
00:45:05,380 --> 00:45:07,632
You can tell your old buddy Finger
what happened.
484
00:45:07,799 --> 00:45:09,384
What? You save the planet?
485
00:45:10,051 --> 00:45:13,888
You dinged the fender again.
That's it, right?
486
00:45:14,264 --> 00:45:17,725
I was on my way to see you,
and a fare fell in my lap.
487
00:45:17,892 --> 00:45:21,062
One of these big fares
you can't resist.
488
00:45:21,771 --> 00:45:23,106
How big?
489
00:45:31,573 --> 00:45:33,408
Five-nine...
490
00:45:33,950 --> 00:45:35,243
...blue eyes...
491
00:45:35,410 --> 00:45:37,412
...long legs, great skin.
492
00:45:37,745 --> 00:45:39,455
You know. Perfect.
493
00:45:39,789 --> 00:45:41,291
I see.
494
00:45:41,457 --> 00:45:45,295
And this perfect fare, she got a name?
495
00:45:45,795 --> 00:45:48,965
Yeah. Leeloo.
496
00:45:56,472 --> 00:45:57,765
What's she doing?
497
00:45:57,932 --> 00:46:00,935
Learning our history,
the last 5000 years that she missed.
498
00:46:01,102 --> 00:46:02,770
She's been asleep for a while.
499
00:46:14,991 --> 00:46:18,119
I know she's been through a lot,
but we don't have much time.
500
00:46:18,286 --> 00:46:19,454
You're right.
501
00:46:21,956 --> 00:46:23,333
Chicken.
502
00:46:23,499 --> 00:46:24,792
Good.
503
00:46:28,171 --> 00:46:29,672
Chicken.
504
00:46:34,427 --> 00:46:37,805
I'm really sorry to interrupt you...
505
00:46:37,972 --> 00:46:39,349
...but the case...
506
00:46:39,849 --> 00:46:41,476
...with the stones...
507
00:46:42,644 --> 00:46:43,686
...where is it?
508
00:46:46,064 --> 00:46:47,315
Stolen?
509
00:46:49,901 --> 00:46:52,612
Who in God's name
would do such a thing?
510
00:46:57,575 --> 00:47:00,745
Excuse me, sir. The council is worried
about the economy heating up.
511
00:47:00,912 --> 00:47:03,581
Is it possible to fire 500,000?
512
00:47:03,748 --> 00:47:08,169
I thought from a smaller company,
like one of the cab companies.
513
00:47:08,336 --> 00:47:10,171
Fire one million.
514
00:47:10,338 --> 00:47:12,423
But 500,000...
515
00:47:17,178 --> 00:47:19,681
One million. Fine, sir.
516
00:47:20,139 --> 00:47:21,849
Sorry to have disturbed you.
517
00:47:33,027 --> 00:47:34,946
It's for the Supreme...
518
00:47:36,698 --> 00:47:38,366
Sorry.
519
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,704
I didn't know your size,
and I found you this makeup box.
520
00:47:43,705 --> 00:47:45,665
You just put it like that.
521
00:47:47,041 --> 00:47:49,210
Yes, there was a man with a limp...
522
00:47:49,961 --> 00:47:53,047
...came here a month ago
asking about the stones.
523
00:47:53,214 --> 00:47:54,674
Said he was an art dealer.
524
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,470
What was his name?
525
00:48:01,764 --> 00:48:03,057
I'm so bad with names.
526
00:48:09,397 --> 00:48:12,859
- They really make her...
- Perfect, I know.
527
00:48:17,196 --> 00:48:18,698
What did she say?
528
00:48:20,408 --> 00:48:22,910
She says she knows
exactly where they are.
529
00:48:26,414 --> 00:48:30,251
My dear Aknot, how about
those two planes you borrowed?
530
00:48:31,127 --> 00:48:34,255
Aknot, is that you?
What an ugly face.
531
00:48:34,422 --> 00:48:35,757
It doesn't suit you.
532
00:48:36,507 --> 00:48:38,092
Take it off.
533
00:48:40,428 --> 00:48:41,596
That's better.
534
00:48:41,763 --> 00:48:43,598
Never be ashamed of who you are.
535
00:48:43,765 --> 00:48:45,224
You're warriors. Be proud.
536
00:48:45,767 --> 00:48:48,728
So what if the federal government
scattered you to the wind.
537
00:48:49,103 --> 00:48:52,106
What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.
538
00:48:52,273 --> 00:48:55,109
Your time for revenge is at hand.
539
00:48:56,110 --> 00:48:57,779
The ZF-1.
540
00:49:00,448 --> 00:49:03,785
It's light. The handle's adjustable
for easy carrying.
541
00:49:03,951 --> 00:49:07,538
Breaks down into four parts,
undetectable by x-ray. Discreet.
542
00:49:08,289 --> 00:49:09,791
A word on firepower:
543
00:49:09,957 --> 00:49:13,461
Titanium recharger, 3000-round clip
with bursts of 3 to 300.
544
00:49:13,628 --> 00:49:16,464
With the replay button,
a Zorg invention, it's even easier.
545
00:49:17,632 --> 00:49:18,800
One shot...
546
00:49:19,801 --> 00:49:23,054
...and replay sends every
following shot to the same location.
547
00:49:29,644 --> 00:49:32,980
And to finish the job,
all the Zorg oldies but goldies.
548
00:49:33,773 --> 00:49:34,816
Rocket launcher.
549
00:49:36,984 --> 00:49:40,154
Arrow launcher with exploding
or poisonous gas heads.
550
00:49:41,572 --> 00:49:44,158
Very practical.
Our famous net launcher.
551
00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:47,161
The always-efficient flamethrower.
552
00:49:51,541 --> 00:49:52,667
My favorite.
553
00:49:53,167 --> 00:49:57,672
And for the grand finale,
the all-new ice-cube system.
554
00:50:06,347 --> 00:50:09,684
Four full crates
delivered right on time.
555
00:50:10,518 --> 00:50:14,522
And what about you, my dear Aknot?
Did you bring me what I asked you for?
556
00:50:15,857 --> 00:50:17,525
Yes.
557
00:50:22,864 --> 00:50:24,532
Magnificent.
558
00:50:28,828 --> 00:50:29,871
This...
559
00:50:31,539 --> 00:50:33,708
This case is empty.
560
00:50:35,376 --> 00:50:37,545
- What do you mean, empty?
- Empty...
561
00:50:37,712 --> 00:50:39,380
...the opposite of full.
562
00:50:39,881 --> 00:50:42,884
This case is supposed to be full!
563
00:50:45,553 --> 00:50:47,054
Anyone care to explain?
564
00:50:49,307 --> 00:50:53,394
The Guardians gave the stones
to someone they could trust.
565
00:50:56,564 --> 00:50:58,566
Who took another route.
566
00:51:00,067 --> 00:51:02,737
She's supposed
to contact this person...
567
00:51:02,904 --> 00:51:04,572
...in a hotel.
568
00:51:08,743 --> 00:51:11,746
And she's looking
for the address. Easy.
569
00:51:13,748 --> 00:51:14,916
Dot.
570
00:51:19,295 --> 00:51:22,089
It's Planet Fhloston,
in the Angel Constellation.
571
00:51:24,091 --> 00:51:26,677
- We're saved.
- I'm screwed.
572
00:51:26,844 --> 00:51:29,096
You asked for a case.
We brought you a case.
573
00:51:29,263 --> 00:51:31,766
A case with four stones in it!
574
00:51:31,933 --> 00:51:34,268
Not one or two or three,
but four!
575
00:51:34,435 --> 00:51:35,603
Four stones!
576
00:51:35,770 --> 00:51:38,606
But what the hell am I supposed to do
with an empty case?
577
00:51:38,773 --> 00:51:40,942
We are warriors, not merchants.
578
00:51:41,108 --> 00:51:44,237
But you can still count!
It's easy. Look at my fingers.
579
00:51:44,403 --> 00:51:45,863
Four stones, four crates.
580
00:51:46,030 --> 00:51:48,950
Zero stones, zero crates!
581
00:51:49,784 --> 00:51:52,119
Pack everything up!
We're out of here!
582
00:51:54,622 --> 00:51:56,666
We risked our lives.
583
00:51:56,832 --> 00:52:00,753
I believe a little compensation
is in order.
584
00:52:02,296 --> 00:52:05,132
So you are merchants after all.
585
00:52:06,467 --> 00:52:09,053
Leave him one crate for the cause.
586
00:52:12,139 --> 00:52:14,892
I don't like warriors.
Too narrow-minded, no subtlety...
587
00:52:15,059 --> 00:52:18,312
...and worse, they fight
for hopeless causes, honor.
588
00:52:18,479 --> 00:52:21,315
Honor's killed millions of people.
Hasn't saved a single one.
589
00:52:21,482 --> 00:52:23,985
I'll tell you what I do like:
a killer.
590
00:52:24,151 --> 00:52:27,655
A dyed-in-the-wool killer,
cold-blooded, clean and methodical.
591
00:52:27,822 --> 00:52:29,824
A real killer picking up the ZF-1...
592
00:52:29,991 --> 00:52:33,369
...would've asked about the red button
on the bottom of the gun.
593
00:52:52,013 --> 00:52:53,264
Bring me the priest.
594
00:52:55,850 --> 00:52:58,352
I got everything we need
to know about Fhloston Paradise...
595
00:52:58,519 --> 00:53:00,021
...and a blueprint of the hotel.
596
00:53:00,354 --> 00:53:03,482
Good work, my son.
Now to find a way there.
597
00:53:03,691 --> 00:53:06,193
It won't be easy.
There's a charity ball tomorrow.
598
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,697
Flights are full,
and the hotel will be guarded.
599
00:53:09,864 --> 00:53:11,198
But there must be a way.
600
00:53:17,747 --> 00:53:19,040
I'll get it.
601
00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:21,709
Weddings?
602
00:53:24,378 --> 00:53:25,463
Not really.
603
00:53:25,630 --> 00:53:28,466
- Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you.
- Mister who?
604
00:53:28,633 --> 00:53:30,217
Mr. Zorg.
605
00:53:30,885 --> 00:53:33,179
Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel...
606
00:53:33,346 --> 00:53:34,388
...Zorg.
607
00:53:38,059 --> 00:53:40,227
It's nice to see you again, Father.
608
00:53:40,394 --> 00:53:42,730
I remember you now.
609
00:53:43,230 --> 00:53:45,816
The so-called art dealer.
610
00:53:46,025 --> 00:53:50,071
I'm glad you got your memory back,
because you're gonna need it.
611
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:53,574
Where are the stones?
612
00:53:54,575 --> 00:53:57,745
I don't know. Even if I did,
I wouldn't tell someone like you.
613
00:53:58,245 --> 00:53:59,413
Why?
614
00:54:00,081 --> 00:54:03,250
- What's wrong with me?
- I try to serve life.
615
00:54:04,585 --> 00:54:06,253
But you only...
616
00:54:06,587 --> 00:54:08,589
...seem to want to destroy it.
617
00:54:08,756 --> 00:54:10,424
Father...
618
00:54:11,258 --> 00:54:14,387
...you're so wrong. Let me explain.
619
00:54:18,474 --> 00:54:20,476
Life, which you so nobly serve...
620
00:54:20,643 --> 00:54:23,437
...comes from destruction, disorder
and chaos.
621
00:54:23,604 --> 00:54:24,939
Now, take this empty glass.
622
00:54:25,439 --> 00:54:28,109
Peaceful, serene, boring.
623
00:54:28,275 --> 00:54:30,111
But if it is...
624
00:54:30,945 --> 00:54:32,279
...destroyed...
625
00:54:36,450 --> 00:54:38,869
Look at all these little things.
So busy now.
626
00:54:39,078 --> 00:54:41,455
Notice how each one is useful.
627
00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:48,295
What a lovely ballet ensues,
so full of form and color.
628
00:54:48,462 --> 00:54:51,799
Now, think of all those people
that created them.
629
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,303
Technicians, engineers. People who
can feed their children tonight...
630
00:54:56,470 --> 00:55:00,391
...so those children can grow up
and have children of their own...
631
00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:01,976
...and so on and so forth.
632
00:55:02,143 --> 00:55:05,146
Thus adding to the great chain...
633
00:55:05,646 --> 00:55:07,148
...of life.
634
00:55:09,650 --> 00:55:11,235
Water. Fruit.
635
00:55:11,402 --> 00:55:14,238
You see, Father, by creating
a little destruction...
636
00:55:14,405 --> 00:55:15,489
A cherry.
637
00:55:15,656 --> 00:55:17,450
...I'm, in fact, encouraging life.
638
00:55:17,992 --> 00:55:20,828
In reality, you and I
are in the same business.
639
00:55:21,829 --> 00:55:22,872
Cheers.
640
00:55:40,181 --> 00:55:42,183
Where's the robot
to pat you on the back?
641
00:55:43,851 --> 00:55:44,977
Or the engineer?
642
00:55:50,357 --> 00:55:53,027
Or their children, maybe?
643
00:56:02,036 --> 00:56:06,040
There, you see how all your
so-called power counts for nothing?
644
00:56:06,874 --> 00:56:11,378
How your entire empire
of destruction comes crashing down...
645
00:56:11,545 --> 00:56:15,716
...all because of one little cherry.
646
00:56:29,063 --> 00:56:30,731
You saved my life...
647
00:56:30,898 --> 00:56:33,067
...and in return, I'll spare yours...
648
00:56:33,734 --> 00:56:34,902
...for now.
649
00:56:35,569 --> 00:56:36,862
You're a monster, Zorg.
650
00:56:38,906 --> 00:56:40,491
I know.
651
00:56:44,328 --> 00:56:46,914
Torture who you have to,
the president, I don't care.
652
00:56:47,081 --> 00:56:49,083
Just bring me those stones.
653
00:56:49,583 --> 00:56:51,418
You have one hour.
654
00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:09,103
It's gobbling up
all the satellites in the galaxy.
655
00:57:09,270 --> 00:57:11,939
Why in the hell
is it eating up all the satellites?
656
00:57:12,106 --> 00:57:13,858
We're working on it, Mr. President.
657
00:57:25,619 --> 00:57:29,790
The Mondoshawan deplore the incident
but accept our apologies.
658
00:57:29,957 --> 00:57:32,126
And the stones? Did you find them?
659
00:57:32,293 --> 00:57:34,628
- They weren't on board.
- What?
660
00:57:34,795 --> 00:57:37,798
The Mondoshawan never
fully trusted the human race.
661
00:57:37,965 --> 00:57:39,717
They gave them
to someone they do trust.
662
00:57:40,634 --> 00:57:43,637
Her name is Plavalaguna.
She's a diva.
663
00:57:43,804 --> 00:57:47,141
She's singing at a charity ball
in Fhloston Paradise.
664
00:57:47,308 --> 00:57:48,976
She has the stones with her.
665
00:57:49,184 --> 00:57:51,562
The Mondoshawans will help.
666
00:57:51,729 --> 00:57:54,899
All we have to do is send someone
to get the stones.
667
00:57:55,065 --> 00:57:56,150
Excellent.
668
00:57:58,986 --> 00:58:01,488
I want this operation to be
discreet as possible.
669
00:58:01,655 --> 00:58:03,824
No troops. No big operation.
670
00:58:04,491 --> 00:58:06,493
I want your best man
to go undercover.
671
00:58:06,660 --> 00:58:08,454
I have the perfect one.
672
00:58:12,499 --> 00:58:14,501
You got a message.
673
00:58:14,668 --> 00:58:16,670
Not gonna open it?
Could be important.
674
00:58:18,005 --> 00:58:20,007
Like the last two were important.
675
00:58:20,507 --> 00:58:23,844
First one was from my wife
telling me she's leaving.
676
00:58:24,178 --> 00:58:27,848
The second was from my lawyer
telling me he was leaving with my wife.
677
00:58:28,682 --> 00:58:30,017
That is bad luck.
678
00:58:30,184 --> 00:58:31,518
But grandfather say:
679
00:58:31,685 --> 00:58:35,147
"It never rain every day."
This is good news, guaranteed.
680
00:58:36,315 --> 00:58:37,358
I bet you lunch.
681
00:58:38,525 --> 00:58:39,818
Okay.
682
00:58:42,863 --> 00:58:44,031
Come on.
683
00:58:46,533 --> 00:58:47,701
"You are fired."
684
00:58:49,119 --> 00:58:51,330
Oh, I'm sorry.
685
00:58:57,127 --> 00:58:58,462
At least I won lunch.
686
00:58:58,629 --> 00:59:02,883
Good philosophy.
See good in bad. I like.
687
00:59:03,050 --> 00:59:04,760
- Hello.
- Korben, sweetheart.
688
00:59:05,177 --> 00:59:07,388
You got broken fingers?
You can't punch my number?
689
00:59:07,554 --> 00:59:09,556
- Hi, Mom.
- Seventeen messages.
690
00:59:09,723 --> 00:59:13,227
Don't say your machine is
broken again. They last 1000 years.
691
00:59:13,394 --> 00:59:16,897
Mr. Kim, you should go.
This'll take a minute.
692
00:59:17,064 --> 00:59:19,900
You don't feed your cat a croquette,
who you love more than me.
693
00:59:20,067 --> 00:59:22,403
- She didn't breast-feed you. I did.
- Goodbye, Mr. Dallas.
694
00:59:24,071 --> 00:59:25,572
Good fortune for you.
695
00:59:25,739 --> 00:59:28,659
You don't have a girl.
I'll never be a grandmother.
696
00:59:28,867 --> 00:59:31,161
- It bring you good luck!
- Yeah, sure.
697
00:59:38,252 --> 00:59:41,088
My body's failing me.
You have to take me on this trip.
698
00:59:41,255 --> 00:59:44,508
- What are you talking about?
- You wanna make your mother beg?
699
00:59:44,717 --> 00:59:48,470
No, all I want is an explanation.
I just got in.
700
00:59:48,637 --> 00:59:51,432
I just smashed my cab.
I lost my job. I got mugged.
701
00:59:51,598 --> 00:59:54,935
Besides that, everything's peachy.
Thanks for asking.
702
00:59:55,519 --> 00:59:58,022
Now, settle down
and explain this to me.
703
00:59:58,188 --> 01:00:03,277
So you don't know you won a trip
to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days?
704
01:00:03,444 --> 01:00:07,948
And I suppose you're gonna leave me
on the lunar surface to freeze my ass off.
705
01:00:08,115 --> 01:00:12,453
If I'd won a trip, I'd know.
I would've been notified.
706
01:00:14,038 --> 01:00:18,375
They've been blaring your name out on the radio
for the last hour, you big ape.
707
01:00:22,463 --> 01:00:23,630
I'll call you back.
708
01:00:27,301 --> 01:00:30,554
General, how nice to see you
in the 5000 block.
709
01:00:32,431 --> 01:00:33,974
Nice apartment, major.
710
01:00:34,475 --> 01:00:37,936
You've settled into a wonderful life.
Heard you lost your job.
711
01:00:39,229 --> 01:00:40,731
You heard that?
712
01:00:41,982 --> 01:00:44,443
Don't worry. I'll get another job.
713
01:00:44,610 --> 01:00:46,653
Don't bother. We have one for you.
714
01:00:47,321 --> 01:00:49,990
"Major Dallas, you've been
selected for a mission."
715
01:00:50,157 --> 01:00:52,242
- What mission?
- To save the world.
716
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:54,953
"You leave for Fhloston Paradise.
717
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,916
Get four stones from the diva
Plavalaguna and bring them back."
718
01:00:59,249 --> 01:01:01,710
- Any questions?
- Yeah, just one. Why me?
719
01:01:01,877 --> 01:01:04,963
- I retired six months ago, remember?
- Three reasons.
720
01:01:05,339 --> 01:01:09,259
One, as a member of the Elite
Special Forces Unit of the army...
721
01:01:09,468 --> 01:01:13,013
...you are an expert in the use of
all necessary weapons and spacecraft.
722
01:01:13,514 --> 01:01:16,683
Two, you're the most highly
decorated member of your unit.
723
01:01:16,850 --> 01:01:19,061
- The third?
- Of all the members of your unit...
724
01:01:19,228 --> 01:01:21,230
...you're the only one left alive.
725
01:01:22,022 --> 01:01:24,525
- Check your messages?
- I've had enough good news.
726
01:01:24,858 --> 01:01:26,193
Might be important.
727
01:01:28,987 --> 01:01:30,030
You're a winner!
728
01:01:30,197 --> 01:01:33,492
You've won the Gemini Contest
and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.
729
01:01:36,703 --> 01:01:38,038
Here are your tickets.
730
01:01:38,497 --> 01:01:40,207
You rigged the contest?
731
01:01:40,624 --> 01:01:42,042
Congratulations.
732
01:01:44,628 --> 01:01:46,380
You couldn't be more discreet?
733
01:01:46,547 --> 01:01:48,715
Old tricks are the best tricks.
734
01:01:48,882 --> 01:01:51,635
Major Iceborg will
accompany you as your wife.
735
01:01:54,805 --> 01:01:56,014
I am not going.
736
01:01:57,432 --> 01:01:58,517
Why not?
737
01:02:09,653 --> 01:02:11,155
Excuse me, general.
738
01:02:13,323 --> 01:02:15,576
Who is it? Who is it?
739
01:02:18,412 --> 01:02:19,997
- My wife.
- You remarried?
740
01:02:20,164 --> 01:02:23,083
Yes. No. I just met this girl,
but I'm gonna marry her.
741
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:25,169
I love her,
but she hates the military.
742
01:02:25,335 --> 01:02:27,254
She knows the military
ruined my last marriage.
743
01:02:27,421 --> 01:02:30,221
She can't have anything to do with it.
If she sees you, she'll kill me.
744
01:02:30,382 --> 01:02:32,009
- Major...
- You gotta hide somewhere.
745
01:02:32,176 --> 01:02:35,929
- You've gotta help me.
- We'd love to, but where can we hide?
746
01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:43,270
- We don't have time for this.
- It's just for one minute.
747
01:02:43,437 --> 01:02:45,439
You have no idea
how much you're helping me.
748
01:02:45,606 --> 01:02:47,691
No idea... You have no idea.
749
01:02:47,858 --> 01:02:50,194
- I'm going to be happily married.
- Major! Major!
750
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,613
- The three of us won't fit.
- Sure you will.
751
01:02:54,698 --> 01:02:56,450
Major!
752
01:02:56,825 --> 01:02:58,118
You're on my foot.
753
01:02:58,285 --> 01:02:59,620
Major! Major!
754
01:03:06,793 --> 01:03:09,504
I'm really sorry to resort to this,
Mr. Wallace...
755
01:03:09,671 --> 01:03:11,298
Dallas.
756
01:03:11,465 --> 01:03:14,718
We heard about your good luck
and need your tickets for Fhloston.
757
01:03:14,968 --> 01:03:16,803
Is this the way priests vacation?
758
01:03:16,970 --> 01:03:20,098
- Not vacation. We're on a mission.
- What kind?
759
01:03:20,807 --> 01:03:22,893
We have to save the world, my son.
760
01:03:24,728 --> 01:03:27,898
- You're gonna save the world?
- Yes!
761
01:03:31,485 --> 01:03:33,612
Down there. Down there.
762
01:03:41,411 --> 01:03:43,997
This is a police control.
763
01:03:44,331 --> 01:03:46,833
This is not an exercise.
764
01:03:49,169 --> 01:03:51,505
Come on, get in.
For one minute, all right?
765
01:03:52,172 --> 01:03:53,590
Just stay here for one minute.
766
01:03:53,757 --> 01:03:56,760
- This is a police control.
- Don't touch anything.
767
01:03:56,927 --> 01:03:59,429
This is not an exercise.
768
01:03:59,638 --> 01:04:02,182
Can you please spread your legs...
769
01:04:02,349 --> 01:04:05,185
...and place your hands
in the yellow circles.
770
01:04:05,352 --> 01:04:07,747
- What are you doing?
- Saving you so you can save the world.
771
01:04:07,771 --> 01:04:09,064
Yeah, but I...
772
01:04:10,857 --> 01:04:13,110
I think this is the door.
No name, no number.
773
01:04:13,277 --> 01:04:14,444
Let's see it.
774
01:04:19,199 --> 01:04:20,867
Are you classified as human?
775
01:04:21,034 --> 01:04:23,704
Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
776
01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:27,624
I found him.
777
01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,710
Mr. Korben Dallas?
778
01:04:30,544 --> 01:04:34,172
Sir, can you put your hands
in the yellow circles, please?
779
01:04:37,384 --> 01:04:39,052
Smoke you!
780
01:04:40,053 --> 01:04:41,680
Wrong answer.
781
01:04:44,391 --> 01:04:47,185
The police control
is now terminated.
782
01:04:48,061 --> 01:04:51,565
Thank you for your cooperation.
Have a nice day.
783
01:04:51,732 --> 01:04:54,568
We got the guy.
Wasn't easy, but we bagged him.
784
01:04:54,735 --> 01:04:57,070
- Thanks for the tip.
- Glad to be of help, my friend.
785
01:04:57,571 --> 01:05:00,407
The guy's been arrested
for uranium smuggling.
786
01:05:00,574 --> 01:05:04,828
All I have to do now is go
to the airport, take his place...
787
01:05:04,995 --> 01:05:07,497
...and I'll be in Fhloston in four hours.
788
01:05:07,914 --> 01:05:10,250
Don't come back without the stones.
789
01:05:27,601 --> 01:05:29,269
Korben Dallas. We got him.
790
01:05:29,436 --> 01:05:30,520
Perfect.
791
01:05:30,729 --> 01:05:32,773
Akanit, take command.
792
01:05:33,357 --> 01:05:35,859
Go to Fhloston and get the stones.
793
01:05:36,026 --> 01:05:37,861
If Zorg really wants them...
794
01:05:38,028 --> 01:05:40,197
...he'll have to negotiate.
795
01:05:40,364 --> 01:05:42,949
Revenge is at hand.
796
01:05:46,244 --> 01:05:50,624
Oh, I am so sorry.
I forgot about the autowash.
797
01:05:51,124 --> 01:05:53,043
There's an autowash
in that shower.
798
01:05:58,799 --> 01:06:00,634
I'm so sorry.
799
01:06:01,009 --> 01:06:02,135
Autowash.
800
01:06:02,302 --> 01:06:05,138
Autowash, yes.
Autowash, in the shower.
801
01:06:06,765 --> 01:06:09,309
It's funny. I've met you twice today.
802
01:06:09,476 --> 01:06:12,479
Both times,
you've ended up in my arms.
803
01:06:13,063 --> 01:06:14,898
It's my lucky day.
804
01:06:16,149 --> 01:06:18,693
Lucky day.
805
01:06:28,161 --> 01:06:29,579
Did you hear something?
806
01:06:30,288 --> 01:06:31,998
Cornelius.
807
01:06:38,171 --> 01:06:39,339
Autowash.
808
01:06:40,590 --> 01:06:43,093
- I'm so sorry.
- I don't need your help.
809
01:06:47,347 --> 01:06:49,599
- Want a cup of coffee?
- Yes, please.
810
01:06:50,350 --> 01:06:51,685
Autowash.
811
01:06:52,811 --> 01:06:54,604
Coffee's not really my specialty.
812
01:06:56,106 --> 01:06:59,109
But you must drink a lot
of coffee, being a priest.
813
01:07:05,615 --> 01:07:08,869
I know. I'm not proud of what I did.
I had no choice.
814
01:07:20,213 --> 01:07:21,715
I'll take the mission.
815
01:07:38,565 --> 01:07:39,983
- Did you get them?
- Yeah.
816
01:07:40,150 --> 01:07:41,776
Good.
817
01:07:45,155 --> 01:07:47,407
- "Leeloo Dallas."
- "Multi-pass."
818
01:07:47,574 --> 01:07:49,367
"Korben David Dallas." Perfect.
819
01:07:51,912 --> 01:07:54,331
I can't be your husband. I'm too old.
820
01:07:54,498 --> 01:07:56,249
Now, David is...
821
01:07:56,666 --> 01:07:58,960
...in great shape. He'll protect you.
822
01:07:59,127 --> 01:08:03,340
Now, please, go to the diva, collect
the stones and meet me at the temple.
823
01:08:03,507 --> 01:08:04,925
Now. Yes.
824
01:08:06,259 --> 01:08:07,469
Okay.
825
01:08:11,932 --> 01:08:14,518
Last call for Fhloston Paradise.
Hurry up.
826
01:08:17,938 --> 01:08:19,272
The tickets.
827
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:22,108
- ID, please.
- I'm sorry.
828
01:08:23,443 --> 01:08:25,487
- There.
- In here?
829
01:08:26,947 --> 01:08:27,989
Mr. Dallas?
830
01:08:29,574 --> 01:08:30,617
Yeah.
831
01:08:30,784 --> 01:08:33,119
Congratulations
on winning the contest.
832
01:08:33,286 --> 01:08:35,121
Oh, right. Okay.
833
01:08:35,288 --> 01:08:36,957
- Sorry for the mess.
- The mess?
834
01:08:37,123 --> 01:08:38,291
The garbage.
835
01:08:43,004 --> 01:08:44,506
Made it!
836
01:08:45,006 --> 01:08:47,133
I was so afraid I wouldn't make it...
837
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:50,637
...so I sent David
to pick up my boarding pass.
838
01:08:50,804 --> 01:08:53,723
Now David has to go.
Thank you. Bye.
839
01:08:54,683 --> 01:08:56,685
I am Korben Dallas.
840
01:08:57,352 --> 01:09:00,397
Please report infractions
immediately to the spaceport.
841
01:09:00,564 --> 01:09:01,982
And this is?
842
01:09:03,024 --> 01:09:05,318
Leeloo Dallas. Multi-pass.
843
01:09:06,194 --> 01:09:07,237
Multi-pass.
844
01:09:07,445 --> 01:09:09,155
She knows it's a multi-pass.
845
01:09:09,322 --> 01:09:12,242
My wife. We're newlyweds. Just met.
846
01:09:12,409 --> 01:09:16,162
Bump into each other,
sparks happen... She knows.
847
01:09:16,329 --> 01:09:17,831
Anyway, we're in love.
848
01:09:18,498 --> 01:09:22,168
I mean, I know
she's made to be strong.
849
01:09:22,335 --> 01:09:25,672
She's also so fragile, so human.
You know what I mean?
850
01:09:30,176 --> 01:09:32,095
- You want some more?
- Yeah.
851
01:09:35,557 --> 01:09:36,600
Make that two.
852
01:09:38,351 --> 01:09:40,687
- Where's Leeloo?
- On the plane with Mr. Dallas.
853
01:09:41,229 --> 01:09:43,857
- What?!
- I'm sorry. I didn't know what to do.
854
01:09:44,190 --> 01:09:46,693
But this is not possible.
855
01:09:47,235 --> 01:09:48,695
This is not possible.
856
01:09:48,862 --> 01:09:50,196
You want some more?
857
01:09:50,363 --> 01:09:51,740
This is all my fault.
858
01:09:52,866 --> 01:09:55,201
It is my mission.
I shouldn't have given it to you.
859
01:09:55,368 --> 01:09:56,411
I know.
860
01:09:58,246 --> 01:10:00,165
- The key to the temple.
- Oh, no.
861
01:10:00,332 --> 01:10:03,251
Prepare for our arrival.
I go to face my destiny.
862
01:10:05,378 --> 01:10:07,547
I don't want to go to Egypt.
863
01:10:11,384 --> 01:10:13,428
Dallas? Korben Dallas?
864
01:10:15,555 --> 01:10:16,681
That's me.
865
01:10:17,891 --> 01:10:19,893
Just a minute, please.
866
01:10:25,732 --> 01:10:27,901
It will take just one more minute.
867
01:10:36,910 --> 01:10:38,912
We'll be right back.
868
01:10:42,457 --> 01:10:45,251
Mr. Dallas, we really need you now.
869
01:10:45,418 --> 01:10:48,922
Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live
and he needs you for an interview.
870
01:10:49,089 --> 01:10:50,256
Miss?
871
01:10:50,757 --> 01:10:51,800
Multi-pass.
872
01:10:55,804 --> 01:10:58,807
Tell Aknot that plan A flopped.
Go to plan B.
873
01:11:00,266 --> 01:11:02,435
Aliens ahead. Spread out.
874
01:11:11,986 --> 01:11:13,613
Backup unit, zone 18.
875
01:11:24,124 --> 01:11:28,795
Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star.
It's an honor to be on his talk show.
876
01:11:29,587 --> 01:11:30,964
He's so green.
877
01:11:31,214 --> 01:11:32,298
I'm sure you're excited.
878
01:11:32,465 --> 01:11:34,467
I'm on vacation
and don't want to be bothered.
879
01:11:34,634 --> 01:11:36,636
I prefer to remain anonymous.
880
01:11:40,181 --> 01:11:41,933
Korben Dallas!
881
01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:46,312
Here he is! The winner of
the Gemini Croquette Contest.
882
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:49,858
This boy is fueled like fire,
so start melting, ladies...
883
01:11:50,024 --> 01:11:52,986
...because he is hotter than hot.
He's hot, hot, hot!
884
01:11:55,488 --> 01:11:58,992
The right size, the right build,
the right hair, the right on.
885
01:11:59,159 --> 01:12:00,368
Right on.
886
01:12:00,660 --> 01:12:02,662
And he's got something to say...
887
01:12:02,829 --> 01:12:05,206
...to those 50 billion pairs
of ears out there.
888
01:12:05,832 --> 01:12:07,000
Pop it, D-man.
889
01:12:10,962 --> 01:12:12,005
Hi.
890
01:12:12,505 --> 01:12:14,424
Unbelievable.
891
01:12:16,885 --> 01:12:19,596
Quiver, ladies.
He's gonna set the world on fire.
892
01:12:19,763 --> 01:12:21,181
Right here from 5 to 7.
893
01:12:21,347 --> 01:12:24,893
You'll know everything
there is to know about the D-man.
894
01:12:25,059 --> 01:12:26,436
His dreams...
895
01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:27,979
...his desires...
896
01:12:28,146 --> 01:12:30,899
...his most intimate of intimates.
897
01:12:31,065 --> 01:12:33,902
And from what I'm looking at,
intimate is his middle name.
898
01:12:34,068 --> 01:12:35,904
So tell me, my man...
899
01:12:36,070 --> 01:12:37,530
...you nervous in the service?
900
01:12:40,408 --> 01:12:41,993
Not really.
901
01:12:42,702 --> 01:12:46,331
Freeze those knees because Korben's
in the place and he's on the case.
902
01:12:46,498 --> 01:12:50,376
Yesterday's frog
will be tomorrow's prince...
903
01:12:50,543 --> 01:12:52,796
...of Fhloston Paradise!
904
01:12:53,213 --> 01:12:56,132
The hotel of a thousand and one
follies and lollies.
905
01:12:56,299 --> 01:12:58,843
A magic fountain flowing
with non-stop wine, women and...
906
01:12:59,010 --> 01:13:00,720
...hootchie-kootchie-koo...
907
01:13:01,054 --> 01:13:02,555
...all night long.
908
01:13:11,898 --> 01:13:16,444
Start licking stamps, girls, because
he'll have you writing home to Mama.
909
01:13:16,611 --> 01:13:19,697
Here, from 5 to 7,
I'll be your voice, your tongue...
910
01:13:19,864 --> 01:13:24,077
...on the trail of the sexiest man
of the year: D-man, your man...
911
01:13:26,454 --> 01:13:27,497
...my man.
912
01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:31,543
End of transmission.
913
01:13:31,709 --> 01:13:33,419
Okay, Ruby.
See you tomorrow at 5.
914
01:13:35,004 --> 01:13:36,589
How was it?
915
01:13:38,633 --> 01:13:40,635
It was just absolutely green.
916
01:13:42,095 --> 01:13:43,179
Green like what?
917
01:13:44,138 --> 01:13:45,431
Crystal green.
918
01:13:45,598 --> 01:13:47,642
Any kind of green you want...
919
01:13:47,934 --> 01:13:50,728
...tree green, emerald, pond green.
920
01:14:02,824 --> 01:14:06,619
Korben, sweetheart, what was that?
It was bad! It had nothing!
921
01:14:06,786 --> 01:14:10,331
No fire! No energy!
I have a show to run here.
922
01:14:10,498 --> 01:14:11,958
It must pop, pop, pop!
923
01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:13,626
So tomorrow, from 5 to 7...
924
01:14:13,793 --> 01:14:17,046
...please act like you have
more than a two-word vocabulary.
925
01:14:17,964 --> 01:14:20,133
It must be green! Okay? Okay?
926
01:14:20,508 --> 01:14:23,386
Can I talk to you for a second?
Just talk to you?
927
01:14:24,137 --> 01:14:26,848
I didn't come here to play
Pumba on the radio.
928
01:14:27,015 --> 01:14:29,976
Tomorrow, from 5 to 7,
you'll give yourself a hand.
929
01:14:30,476 --> 01:14:32,812
- Green?
- Super-green.
930
01:14:34,814 --> 01:14:36,399
Dallas? Korben Dallas?
931
01:14:36,566 --> 01:14:37,859
That's me.
932
01:14:38,985 --> 01:14:42,155
I only have one Korben Dallas
on my list, and he's checked in.
933
01:14:46,534 --> 01:14:49,329
That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas.
934
01:14:49,704 --> 01:14:52,332
Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.
935
01:14:52,999 --> 01:14:55,168
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
936
01:14:56,544 --> 01:14:58,338
I need to talk to someone!
937
01:14:58,504 --> 01:15:00,214
I don't believe this!
938
01:15:01,215 --> 01:15:04,510
This is not an exercise.
This is a police control.
939
01:15:04,677 --> 01:15:06,846
I'm sorry. I'm calm.
940
01:15:07,513 --> 01:15:09,182
There's been a mistake.
941
01:15:10,433 --> 01:15:11,851
To make your flight short...
942
01:15:12,018 --> 01:15:14,378
...flight attendants are switching
on the sleep regulator...
943
01:15:14,437 --> 01:15:17,148
...which will regulate your sleeping
during the flight.
944
01:15:21,527 --> 01:15:22,654
Thank you.
945
01:15:25,990 --> 01:15:27,033
Hi.
946
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,911
- You speak English now.
- Yes. I learn.
947
01:15:30,078 --> 01:15:31,245
Good.
948
01:15:32,038 --> 01:15:33,873
Leeloo, we are not on vacation.
949
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:37,543
I'm on an important mission.
I work for some important people.
950
01:15:37,710 --> 01:15:40,672
If I hadn't come to get you,
you'd be in trouble.
951
01:15:40,838 --> 01:15:43,216
- Understand? Big trouble?
- Yes.
952
01:15:43,383 --> 01:15:45,385
But you, no trouble.
953
01:15:46,469 --> 01:15:48,638
Me, fifth element.
954
01:15:49,389 --> 01:15:51,349
Supreme being.
955
01:15:52,141 --> 01:15:54,227
Me protect you.
956
01:15:57,563 --> 01:15:58,690
Sleep.
957
01:16:01,859 --> 01:16:03,695
- Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas.
- No, wait...
958
01:16:07,991 --> 01:16:10,326
Sleep regulator operative
in zone one.
959
01:16:10,493 --> 01:16:12,745
Thank you.
Zone two, are you operative?
960
01:16:13,496 --> 01:16:14,747
Zone two?
961
01:16:14,998 --> 01:16:16,499
Everything's ready, captain.
962
01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:18,251
- Mr. Rhod.
- What?
963
01:16:18,418 --> 01:16:20,461
Assume your individual position.
964
01:16:20,628 --> 01:16:22,505
But I want all positions!
965
01:16:23,881 --> 01:16:25,091
Mr. Rhod!
966
01:16:27,010 --> 01:16:29,429
- Parasites in landing gear.
- Ground, you copy?
967
01:16:29,595 --> 01:16:31,180
Got it. Front gear.
968
01:16:31,389 --> 01:16:34,100
Hey, man, give me some heat, man!
969
01:16:34,267 --> 01:16:37,937
We need some heat here, man!
Get some heat!
970
01:16:38,938 --> 01:16:41,232
Some heat over here, man!
971
01:16:41,399 --> 01:16:44,569
Good shit, man.
Put the heat over here, man!
972
01:16:58,207 --> 01:17:02,128
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
973
01:17:04,797 --> 01:17:07,050
Come, come.
Give me this. Give me this.
974
01:17:10,303 --> 01:17:11,471
Take that.
975
01:17:12,138 --> 01:17:14,057
Mr. Rhod!
976
01:17:15,308 --> 01:17:16,976
You can call me Ruby.
977
01:17:18,561 --> 01:17:20,229
Fueled and ready to go.
978
01:17:22,315 --> 01:17:23,733
I'll buy you one.
979
01:17:26,152 --> 01:17:27,653
Have you taken off already?
980
01:17:28,905 --> 01:17:31,449
- I'm not on the plane.
- What?
981
01:17:31,616 --> 01:17:34,994
The real Dallas took my place.
I don't understand.
982
01:17:35,161 --> 01:17:36,662
Are you making fun of me?
983
01:17:36,829 --> 01:17:38,998
No, no, no! I swear! I swear!
984
01:17:39,165 --> 01:17:42,251
I never felt this way before
with a human.
985
01:17:43,002 --> 01:17:45,254
- Really?
- Yeah!
986
01:17:45,671 --> 01:17:49,342
I've tried everything, believe me.
There's no way to get on the plane.
987
01:17:57,517 --> 01:18:00,311
- Ground is clear.
- Roger. Ready for lift-off?
988
01:18:00,478 --> 01:18:01,771
Confirmed.
989
01:18:07,110 --> 01:18:10,363
Not there. No, please, not there.
Please, not there.
990
01:18:10,530 --> 01:18:12,198
- Power pressure?
- Primed.
991
01:18:16,953 --> 01:18:18,371
- Protection?
- Confirmed.
992
01:18:19,122 --> 01:18:20,623
Power increase.
993
01:18:20,790 --> 01:18:21,874
Ten seconds.
994
01:18:22,041 --> 01:18:23,543
I am...
995
01:18:24,293 --> 01:18:25,503
...a little...
996
01:18:26,212 --> 01:18:28,381
- ...disappointed.
- Five...
997
01:18:28,548 --> 01:18:31,968
- If there is one thing I do not like...
- Three...
998
01:18:32,135 --> 01:18:34,512
- ...it is to be...
- ...two...
999
01:18:35,721 --> 01:18:37,515
- ...disappointed.
- ...one...
1000
01:18:37,682 --> 01:18:41,018
- Sorry, this will never happen again.
- I know.
1001
01:18:41,185 --> 01:18:42,228
...lift-off.
1002
01:18:53,823 --> 01:18:56,826
- Landing gear secure.
- Roger. Checklist for light speed.
1003
01:19:23,186 --> 01:19:25,271
Sir, we're finally getting something.
1004
01:19:26,147 --> 01:19:27,732
It's sending radio wavelengths.
1005
01:19:28,191 --> 01:19:31,944
- What does it want with radio waves?
- Maybe it wants to make a call.
1006
01:19:36,115 --> 01:19:37,742
Zorg's office.
1007
01:19:38,868 --> 01:19:41,204
I told you I did not
want to be disturbed.
1008
01:19:41,370 --> 01:19:44,457
You don't want to be disturbed
except if it's Mr. Shadow...
1009
01:19:44,624 --> 01:19:46,292
...and it's Mr. Shadow on the line.
1010
01:19:56,302 --> 01:19:58,304
It's me again.
1011
01:19:58,721 --> 01:20:00,223
Zorg here.
1012
01:20:00,389 --> 01:20:05,144
- Am I disturbing you?
- No, no, I was just...
1013
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:08,731
Where are you?
1014
01:20:09,398 --> 01:20:11,651
Not far now.
1015
01:20:13,152 --> 01:20:14,237
Good.
1016
01:20:14,904 --> 01:20:16,322
Good, good.
1017
01:20:16,489 --> 01:20:20,868
How are the stones?
1018
01:20:21,035 --> 01:20:24,997
Fine. Fine. Just fine.
I'll have the...
1019
01:20:25,414 --> 01:20:28,834
I'll have the four stones
you asked for any time now...
1020
01:20:29,001 --> 01:20:30,753
...but it wasn't easy.
1021
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:33,339
My costs have tripled.
1022
01:20:34,257 --> 01:20:40,012
Money is of no importance.
1023
01:20:40,846 --> 01:20:46,519
I want the stones.
1024
01:20:46,686 --> 01:20:48,562
The stones...
1025
01:20:49,855 --> 01:20:52,149
...will be here.
1026
01:20:54,151 --> 01:20:55,945
I'll see to it personally.
1027
01:20:56,153 --> 01:20:59,532
I will be among you...
1028
01:21:00,283 --> 01:21:01,492
...soon.
1029
01:21:04,370 --> 01:21:07,039
- We lost it.
- We lost the signal.
1030
01:21:07,206 --> 01:21:09,041
Damn!
1031
01:21:26,309 --> 01:21:29,478
We've begun our descent
toward Fhloston Paradise.
1032
01:21:29,687 --> 01:21:31,647
The local time is 3:20 p.m.
1033
01:21:31,814 --> 01:21:35,651
Auto-temperature is currently
85 degrees Fahrenheit.
1034
01:21:35,818 --> 01:21:39,697
We hope you enjoyed your flight
and hope to see you again soon.
1035
01:21:58,507 --> 01:22:01,635
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to paradise.
1036
01:22:12,438 --> 01:22:15,066
Excuse me, dear. Excuse me.
Excuse me, please.
1037
01:22:49,767 --> 01:22:51,644
Parasites in the main ventilation.
1038
01:22:51,811 --> 01:22:53,479
Again? I'll get it.
1039
01:23:02,405 --> 01:23:04,281
Have we arrived yet?
1040
01:23:04,490 --> 01:23:07,076
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
1041
01:23:07,660 --> 01:23:10,663
We have 12 swimming pools
and two on the rooftop.
1042
01:23:10,830 --> 01:23:13,916
All the restaurants are between
level two and level 10.
1043
01:23:14,083 --> 01:23:18,170
The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches,
all accessible until 5 p.m.
1044
01:23:18,337 --> 01:23:21,799
Then the airship goes higher
to offer you a better view.
1045
01:23:21,966 --> 01:23:24,677
- Is the diva here yet?
- Not yet.
1046
01:23:24,844 --> 01:23:29,348
- Any tickets left for the opera?
- You have a seat reserved, front row...
1047
01:23:29,515 --> 01:23:31,600
...next to Ruby Rhod!
1048
01:23:31,809 --> 01:23:34,854
He's so talented, don't you think?
I love him. He's so sexy.
1049
01:23:35,020 --> 01:23:38,441
He has your ticket,
and he'll be here in 20 minutes.
1050
01:23:39,942 --> 01:23:41,944
Where can I get something to wear?
1051
01:23:45,322 --> 01:23:48,117
- Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas.
- Thank you.
1052
01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:59,378
You miserable bastard,
I never should've pushed you out.
1053
01:23:59,545 --> 01:24:02,465
I was in labor for days,
and this is how you repay me?
1054
01:24:02,631 --> 01:24:06,051
- I should've gotten a robot.
- Come on, Ma.
1055
01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:07,761
I should be there, not you.
1056
01:24:07,928 --> 01:24:10,181
I need a tan. I need a cocktail.
1057
01:24:32,912 --> 01:24:34,246
Get the case in.
1058
01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:39,919
Hello, Ms. Diva. I'm Fog.
1059
01:24:40,252 --> 01:24:43,589
Welcome to the... I'm security.
1060
01:24:44,089 --> 01:24:46,967
Welcome to the... Tall...
1061
01:25:05,277 --> 01:25:07,613
- Can I talk to you?
- Sure. Yeah.
1062
01:25:07,780 --> 01:25:09,615
- What's your name?
- Fog.
1063
01:25:11,951 --> 01:25:15,120
Ms. Plavalaguna is glad
that you're here.
1064
01:25:15,287 --> 01:25:18,290
She'll give you what you've come
to get after the concert.
1065
01:25:18,457 --> 01:25:19,500
Stay here.
1066
01:25:21,627 --> 01:25:26,799
You're listening to Radio Cosmos
and it is now 5 p.m.
1067
01:25:26,966 --> 01:25:29,134
- Helm to 108.
- Yes, sir.
1068
01:25:30,553 --> 01:25:31,971
Helm 108!
1069
01:25:32,137 --> 01:25:33,389
Helm to 108.
1070
01:25:33,556 --> 01:25:38,143
Time to join Ruby Rhod
and Korben Dallas...
1071
01:25:38,310 --> 01:25:42,690
...the lucky winner
of the Gemini Croquette Contest.
1072
01:25:42,856 --> 01:25:45,985
Coming at you live from Fhloston...
1073
01:25:46,151 --> 01:25:47,570
Paradise!
1074
01:25:47,736 --> 01:25:52,658
Ruby Rhod at your service with Korben
and the manager of this hotel...
1075
01:25:52,825 --> 01:25:55,619
...and Miss Gemini Croquette
in person...
1076
01:25:55,786 --> 01:25:57,913
...and 8000 other lucksters here...
1077
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:02,876
...to enjoy the privilege of the
unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna!
1078
01:26:06,255 --> 01:26:08,591
Now we enter what must be...
1079
01:26:08,757 --> 01:26:11,427
...the most beautiful concert hall
of all the universe!
1080
01:26:11,594 --> 01:26:15,598
A perfect replica
of the old opera house...
1081
01:26:16,098 --> 01:26:17,766
...but who cares?
1082
01:26:17,975 --> 01:26:21,562
To my right, a row of ministers,
more sinisters than ministers.
1083
01:26:21,729 --> 01:26:25,274
To my left, Baby Ray,
star of stage and screen.
1084
01:26:25,482 --> 01:26:28,235
He's not gonna get much
out of this concert. He's stone-deaf!
1085
01:26:29,111 --> 01:26:30,571
To who?
1086
01:26:31,322 --> 01:26:34,575
And here we have Roy Von Bacon,
king of laser ball.
1087
01:26:34,742 --> 01:26:38,287
The Emperor of Kodar Japhet
and his lovely daughter.
1088
01:26:38,495 --> 01:26:41,624
"I love to sing,"
she recently confessed to me.
1089
01:26:41,790 --> 01:26:45,127
By the way, I have a recording
of her talented voice.
1090
01:26:46,837 --> 01:26:49,590
I play the rest after the concert.
Now it's time...
1091
01:26:49,757 --> 01:26:52,217
...for Korben
to say the word of the day.
1092
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:56,597
Tell me, my man, you happy
here in the big world?
1093
01:26:58,599 --> 01:27:00,517
Thrilled.
1094
01:27:01,518 --> 01:27:04,438
And now champagne!
1095
01:27:10,527 --> 01:27:12,821
Commercial! Commercial!
1096
01:27:13,155 --> 01:27:14,657
Break for 30 seconds.
1097
01:27:31,298 --> 01:27:32,633
Showtime.
1098
01:29:24,912 --> 01:29:28,582
I have a ship in trouble
requesting permission to dock.
1099
01:29:28,749 --> 01:29:31,585
Put him in the docking garage.
Inform security.
1100
01:29:32,211 --> 01:29:34,922
- Permission granted for one hour.
- More than I need.
1101
01:29:48,727 --> 01:29:52,105
- Yes?
- Champagne for the diva.
1102
01:29:52,439 --> 01:29:53,941
I'll take it.
1103
01:30:28,267 --> 01:30:30,102
I found it.
1104
01:31:05,053 --> 01:31:06,096
Get her!
1105
01:32:40,232 --> 01:32:41,650
It was an ambush.
1106
01:32:45,404 --> 01:32:49,574
If it's war they want,
it's war they'll get!
1107
01:32:52,577 --> 01:32:54,413
Bravo! Bravo!
1108
01:32:54,579 --> 01:32:56,748
Bravo! Bravo!
1109
01:32:56,915 --> 01:32:58,458
My compliments, little lady.
1110
01:32:58,625 --> 01:33:03,130
Thank you for doing all the dirty work.
I couldn't have done a better job myself.
1111
01:33:03,755 --> 01:33:04,923
Hand over the stones.
1112
01:33:45,464 --> 01:33:47,632
Nobody move! I'm taking over the ship!
1113
01:33:52,304 --> 01:33:53,847
Hands up!
1114
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:10,489
Ruby! Ruby!
1115
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:03,542
I know this music.
1116
01:35:05,877 --> 01:35:08,046
Let's change the beat.
1117
01:35:14,386 --> 01:35:16,638
Ladies and gentlemen,
I think we're being attacked.
1118
01:35:16,805 --> 01:35:19,099
I don't know who they are,
but they're everywhere.
1119
01:35:19,266 --> 01:35:21,393
I see one. They're warriors,
and they're ugly.
1120
01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:24,729
They got big teeth, big foreheads,
and they stink.
1121
01:35:24,896 --> 01:35:25,939
Mangalores.
1122
01:35:28,733 --> 01:35:31,153
The government sent me to help you.
Stay calm.
1123
01:35:31,319 --> 01:35:35,407
If somebody hears this,
come and get me. I'm in the first row.
1124
01:35:37,534 --> 01:35:40,203
- You must give her the stones.
- Who?
1125
01:35:40,370 --> 01:35:42,038
The fifth element.
1126
01:35:42,330 --> 01:35:46,459
The supreme being sent to Earth
to save the universe.
1127
01:35:46,626 --> 01:35:49,254
- Leeloo?
- Yes.
1128
01:35:50,172 --> 01:35:53,550
But she's more fragile than she seems.
1129
01:35:54,050 --> 01:35:56,094
She needs your help...
1130
01:35:56,845 --> 01:35:58,763
...and your love...
1131
01:35:58,930 --> 01:36:02,559
...or she will die.
1132
01:36:06,563 --> 01:36:09,191
- Stay with me.
- Help!
1133
01:36:16,448 --> 01:36:20,619
If you want something done,
do it yourself.
1134
01:36:21,369 --> 01:36:24,789
Come on, honey. You can't die.
Listen to me. Wake up!
1135
01:36:24,956 --> 01:36:26,541
- Where are the stones?
- What?
1136
01:36:26,708 --> 01:36:29,127
The stones. Where are the stones?
1137
01:36:29,294 --> 01:36:30,503
The stones.
1138
01:36:44,309 --> 01:36:46,144
They're not here.
1139
01:36:46,978 --> 01:36:49,189
The stones, where are they?
1140
01:36:50,732 --> 01:36:52,234
In me.
1141
01:36:52,609 --> 01:36:53,985
What?
1142
01:37:00,742 --> 01:37:03,912
Oh, my God, Korben.
Korben, another one coming.
1143
01:37:04,120 --> 01:37:06,706
- I think we should go.
- One minute. One minute.
1144
01:37:06,873 --> 01:37:08,667
Hey, you!
1145
01:37:09,251 --> 01:37:10,877
I said you.
1146
01:37:11,044 --> 01:37:12,796
- I'm not with him.
- Where's the other?
1147
01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:19,010
I said one minute.
Ruby, hold this gun.
1148
01:37:19,177 --> 01:37:20,720
What do you want me to do?
1149
01:37:20,887 --> 01:37:23,431
Come on. Put your hand on it.
1150
01:37:23,640 --> 01:37:25,850
- What do I do?
- If he moves, squeeze the trigger.
1151
01:37:27,727 --> 01:37:32,023
- I don't feel right. I don't feel right.
- The stones are "in me."
1152
01:37:41,700 --> 01:37:43,868
I got a headache. This ain't me.
1153
01:38:02,470 --> 01:38:03,555
Sorry.
1154
01:38:04,973 --> 01:38:06,057
Think he'll be okay?
1155
01:38:13,690 --> 01:38:16,067
Oh, my God, Korben.
Another one coming.
1156
01:38:18,570 --> 01:38:20,405
Shit. Three coming.
1157
01:38:23,616 --> 01:38:27,662
You guard this with your life,
or you'll look like him. You green?
1158
01:38:27,829 --> 01:38:30,248
- Green.
- Super-green?
1159
01:38:30,415 --> 01:38:32,834
Is that your idea
of a discreet operation?
1160
01:38:33,001 --> 01:38:36,755
Don't worry. I know my man.
He'll calm things down.
1161
01:39:04,115 --> 01:39:05,742
Move! Move!
1162
01:39:06,785 --> 01:39:08,870
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1163
01:39:09,037 --> 01:39:11,790
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing.
1164
01:39:13,875 --> 01:39:15,460
Let me do it.
1165
01:39:22,759 --> 01:39:26,012
Oh, my God. Korben Dallas,
my man, is in trouble.
1166
01:39:32,852 --> 01:39:33,895
The gun!
1167
01:39:35,772 --> 01:39:37,607
The gun! Give me the gun.
1168
01:39:37,774 --> 01:39:43,321
I'm gonna go and try to see
if I can see something a little closer.
1169
01:40:00,004 --> 01:40:01,673
Yes, the gun. Yeah.
1170
01:40:10,974 --> 01:40:12,016
Thanks, Ray.
1171
01:40:13,101 --> 01:40:16,646
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
I'm not armed!
1172
01:40:16,813 --> 01:40:17,856
Get up!
1173
01:40:18,022 --> 01:40:20,442
You've got the wrong guy! Don't shoot!
1174
01:40:20,608 --> 01:40:21,860
I'm not armed!
1175
01:40:25,572 --> 01:40:26,614
Oh, my God.
1176
01:40:26,823 --> 01:40:28,408
I'm on vacation.
1177
01:40:28,741 --> 01:40:32,454
Don't shoot me, please.
I'm on a vacation. I won a...
1178
01:40:33,830 --> 01:40:34,956
...contest.
1179
01:40:35,123 --> 01:40:38,668
Gemini Croquette's to
Fhloston Paradise.
1180
01:40:41,337 --> 01:40:42,964
Down.
1181
01:40:44,382 --> 01:40:46,426
- Wait a minute.
- Get down!
1182
01:40:48,636 --> 01:40:51,222
- He's trying to say something to me.
- Down!
1183
01:41:05,820 --> 01:41:06,988
Sorry, my man.
1184
01:41:16,581 --> 01:41:17,624
Where are you?
1185
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:21,377
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1186
01:41:21,878 --> 01:41:24,005
They're coming. They're coming.
1187
01:41:28,051 --> 01:41:29,093
Don't move.
1188
01:41:40,271 --> 01:41:43,191
- What you doing?
- Count to 10.
1189
01:41:51,324 --> 01:41:53,284
- Was that a bomb?
- Shut up and count!
1190
01:41:53,451 --> 01:41:56,454
One, two, three, four, five...
1191
01:41:56,621 --> 01:41:58,915
...six, seven, eight...
1192
01:41:59,958 --> 01:42:01,417
...nine...
1193
01:42:25,567 --> 01:42:26,818
Ten.
1194
01:42:32,824 --> 01:42:36,661
I am very disappointed!
1195
01:42:37,328 --> 01:42:39,497
Korben, what are you looking for?
1196
01:42:39,664 --> 01:42:40,873
Control room.
1197
01:42:42,667 --> 01:42:44,335
- This is it.
- I'll be over here.
1198
01:42:44,502 --> 01:42:45,878
Let's go!
1199
01:42:49,465 --> 01:42:50,967
Quiet! Quiet!
1200
01:42:52,468 --> 01:42:53,761
You in charge?
1201
01:42:54,971 --> 01:42:56,472
How many are out there?
1202
01:42:57,515 --> 01:42:59,183
- I don't know.
- Let's count.
1203
01:43:02,687 --> 01:43:04,772
Seven on the left. Five on the right.
1204
01:43:11,195 --> 01:43:13,197
Four on the right. Two on the left.
1205
01:43:14,532 --> 01:43:17,201
Find the leader.
They won't fight without the leader.
1206
01:43:17,785 --> 01:43:20,163
One more shot and we start
killing hostages.
1207
01:43:21,289 --> 01:43:24,459
- That's the leader.
- Send someone to negotiate.
1208
01:43:26,628 --> 01:43:29,005
I've never negotiated.
1209
01:43:29,213 --> 01:43:31,132
You mind if I try?
1210
01:43:31,299 --> 01:43:33,051
No, no. Sure, sure.
1211
01:43:33,217 --> 01:43:35,720
We're sending somebody in
to negotiate!
1212
01:43:44,604 --> 01:43:46,648
Anybody else want to negotiate?
1213
01:43:46,856 --> 01:43:49,567
Where did he learn
to negotiate like that?
1214
01:43:50,068 --> 01:43:51,402
I wonder.
1215
01:43:55,948 --> 01:43:57,283
Where's Ruby?
1216
01:43:58,242 --> 01:43:59,744
I thought he was dead.
1217
01:43:59,911 --> 01:44:00,953
Master!
1218
01:44:01,579 --> 01:44:04,248
It was nothing, really.
Just a helping hand.
1219
01:44:04,749 --> 01:44:07,168
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Ruby Rhod...
1220
01:44:07,335 --> 01:44:08,753
...still alive.
1221
01:44:09,545 --> 01:44:12,173
What's wrong with you? It hurt!
1222
01:44:18,096 --> 01:44:21,933
I realize that you must be
pretty mad at me...
1223
01:44:22,100 --> 01:44:24,519
...but I'm fighting for a noble cause.
1224
01:44:24,686 --> 01:44:27,563
Yes, you're trying to save the world.
I remember.
1225
01:44:28,064 --> 01:44:31,275
- Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo.
- Leeloo's in trouble?
1226
01:44:31,442 --> 01:44:32,985
When is Leeloo not in trouble?
1227
01:44:33,152 --> 01:44:35,571
- There. Where's that?
- The diva's suite.
1228
01:44:40,952 --> 01:44:42,078
Hang on.
1229
01:44:45,456 --> 01:44:48,710
Here, come on. How do you
get yourself into these positions?
1230
01:44:49,877 --> 01:44:51,129
Come on.
1231
01:44:54,382 --> 01:44:57,385
I'm here. It's all right.
Everything's okay now.
1232
01:44:57,802 --> 01:44:58,886
Listen.
1233
01:45:01,556 --> 01:45:04,475
I got the stones.
Just take it easy, all right?
1234
01:45:07,145 --> 01:45:11,107
My man, my man, what's this thing
with all these numbers?
1235
01:45:16,821 --> 01:45:18,614
It's... It's...
1236
01:45:21,117 --> 01:45:22,744
If it was a bomb...
1237
01:45:22,910 --> 01:45:27,165
...the alarms would go off because
all these hotels have bomb detectors.
1238
01:45:29,125 --> 01:45:31,169
This is a Type A alert.
1239
01:45:31,335 --> 01:45:35,006
For security reasons,
the hotel must be evacuated.
1240
01:45:36,257 --> 01:45:37,925
Proceed calmly to the lifeboats...
1241
01:45:38,134 --> 01:45:39,510
Stay calm!
1242
01:45:39,677 --> 01:45:41,220
...located in the main hallways.
1243
01:45:41,387 --> 01:45:42,638
Please, stay calm!
1244
01:45:48,269 --> 01:45:50,938
Korben, my man,
you know how to stop this, right?
1245
01:45:56,652 --> 01:45:59,947
Two minutes to complete evacuation.
1246
01:46:01,949 --> 01:46:04,702
- Get back!
- Evacuation! Evacuation!
1247
01:46:04,869 --> 01:46:08,206
Sorry, you can't stay here.
There's a bomb in the hotel.
1248
01:46:13,211 --> 01:46:14,378
I know.
1249
01:46:29,393 --> 01:46:32,188
- I don't want to die.
- Please, my son.
1250
01:46:32,772 --> 01:46:34,106
Get in.
1251
01:46:38,945 --> 01:46:41,739
One minute to total evacuation.
1252
01:46:46,202 --> 01:46:47,411
This one.
1253
01:46:50,915 --> 01:46:52,750
Forty-five seconds.
1254
01:46:55,962 --> 01:46:57,588
Get her strapped in.
1255
01:47:02,468 --> 01:47:05,304
Korben, my man,
you know how to fly this thing?
1256
01:47:05,471 --> 01:47:06,722
Just like driving a cab.
1257
01:47:11,435 --> 01:47:13,271
How we gonna get out the door?
1258
01:47:26,826 --> 01:47:28,661
Fifteen seconds.
1259
01:47:33,457 --> 01:47:37,003
Ten, nine, eight...
1260
01:47:37,169 --> 01:47:41,632
...seven, six, five...
1261
01:47:58,441 --> 01:48:00,318
For the honor.
1262
01:48:04,322 --> 01:48:05,364
Oh, no.
1263
01:48:06,198 --> 01:48:07,241
You should hold on.
1264
01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:30,890
Like driving a cab.
1265
01:48:32,892 --> 01:48:35,561
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is now 7 p.m. Time for the news.
1266
01:48:35,728 --> 01:48:37,688
See you tomorrow
for a new adventure.
1267
01:48:38,064 --> 01:48:39,732
End of transmission.
1268
01:48:40,691 --> 01:48:42,693
That's the best show I ever did.
1269
01:48:45,571 --> 01:48:48,282
Major Dallas has
the five elements on board...
1270
01:48:48,449 --> 01:48:51,243
...and the priest is guiding them
to the temple.
1271
01:48:55,873 --> 01:48:57,166
We're saved.
1272
01:49:13,391 --> 01:49:16,060
The diva said
I should take care of you.
1273
01:49:17,103 --> 01:49:19,647
Humans act so strange.
1274
01:49:19,814 --> 01:49:21,065
What do you mean?
1275
01:49:22,733 --> 01:49:24,735
Everything you created...
1276
01:49:24,902 --> 01:49:26,570
...is used to destroy.
1277
01:49:28,781 --> 01:49:32,451
We call it human nature.
You learn that on your screen?
1278
01:49:32,618 --> 01:49:35,454
I'm not finished yet. I'm up to V.
1279
01:49:36,288 --> 01:49:37,623
V is good.
1280
01:49:38,082 --> 01:49:39,917
Some very good words in V.
1281
01:49:40,084 --> 01:49:41,419
Like what?
1282
01:49:43,754 --> 01:49:45,089
Valiant.
1283
01:49:45,589 --> 01:49:46,924
Vulnerable.
1284
01:49:49,301 --> 01:49:50,970
Very beautiful.
1285
01:50:02,773 --> 01:50:05,276
Oh, of course, Munro!
1286
01:50:06,610 --> 01:50:09,030
- Mr. President?
- Yes, now what?
1287
01:50:12,450 --> 01:50:13,784
We have a problem.
1288
01:50:19,331 --> 01:50:20,624
It's advancing?
1289
01:50:20,791 --> 01:50:24,462
It's not only advancing,
it's moving at incredible speed.
1290
01:50:28,966 --> 01:50:32,303
And do you have any idea
where it's heading?
1291
01:50:39,143 --> 01:50:42,021
Korben, there's a general on the phone.
1292
01:50:42,855 --> 01:50:44,982
I'll give you the president.
1293
01:50:45,691 --> 01:50:48,652
Major Dallas, I first would like
to salute a warrior.
1294
01:50:48,819 --> 01:50:51,197
You're a shining example of this army.
1295
01:50:51,363 --> 01:50:53,240
In the name of the Federation...
1296
01:50:53,449 --> 01:50:55,284
Any idea when you'll get to the point?
1297
01:50:57,536 --> 01:51:02,500
Okay. There's a ball of fire 1200 miles
in diameter heading straight for Earth...
1298
01:51:02,666 --> 01:51:06,003
...and we have no idea how to stop it.
That's the problem.
1299
01:51:09,340 --> 01:51:10,841
How much time do we have?
1300
01:51:11,842 --> 01:51:15,304
If its speed remains constant,
in an hour and 57 minutes.
1301
01:51:16,388 --> 01:51:18,349
I'll call you back in two hours.
1302
01:51:18,516 --> 01:51:19,725
Hello?
1303
01:52:31,422 --> 01:52:33,257
They just landed in the desert.
1304
01:52:35,718 --> 01:52:37,469
Good job, David.
1305
01:52:39,180 --> 01:52:41,390
- Put her in the center.
- Where? Here?
1306
01:52:49,190 --> 01:52:50,900
You got it figured out, Father?
1307
01:52:51,066 --> 01:52:53,694
This one should be fire.
1308
01:52:53,903 --> 01:52:56,071
- You know how this works?
- Theoretically.
1309
01:52:56,238 --> 01:52:59,408
The four stones should go around.
1310
01:52:59,575 --> 01:53:01,619
The fifth element should be
in the middle...
1311
01:53:01,785 --> 01:53:04,580
...and then the weapon
against evil should work.
1312
01:53:05,247 --> 01:53:07,333
- You've never seen this work?
- No.
1313
01:53:08,751 --> 01:53:12,213
Every weapon has a manual.
I'm sure this has one too.
1314
01:53:20,512 --> 01:53:23,307
That's it. That's it.
Match up the symbols. Go! Go!
1315
01:53:24,934 --> 01:53:26,018
Wind.
1316
01:53:27,853 --> 01:53:29,939
My man, what you doing?
1317
01:53:30,105 --> 01:53:32,024
- What?
- What you doing?
1318
01:53:33,192 --> 01:53:34,902
Trying to keep you in the DJ business.
1319
01:53:38,739 --> 01:53:39,782
Fire.
1320
01:53:41,283 --> 01:53:42,368
Done.
1321
01:53:42,534 --> 01:53:46,372
- So, what happens now?
- So now, we have to open them.
1322
01:53:47,498 --> 01:53:50,876
- And you know how to do that, right?
- Theoretically...
1323
01:53:52,503 --> 01:53:53,545
...no.
1324
01:53:58,550 --> 01:54:01,637
Leeloo, honey, wake up.
You have to help us.
1325
01:54:02,388 --> 01:54:04,139
How do you open these stones?
1326
01:54:05,557 --> 01:54:07,476
Wind blows.
1327
01:54:08,978 --> 01:54:10,396
Fire burns.
1328
01:54:10,562 --> 01:54:13,899
Yes, I know all that.
But how do you open these stones?
1329
01:54:14,400 --> 01:54:15,651
Rain...
1330
01:54:19,071 --> 01:54:20,489
...falls.
1331
01:54:27,079 --> 01:54:28,247
What does it mean?
1332
01:54:30,165 --> 01:54:31,333
I think that...
1333
01:54:31,500 --> 01:54:34,336
Maybe it's a charade.
A game or something.
1334
01:54:34,920 --> 01:54:37,360
If we don't get these stones open
in five minutes, we're dead.
1335
01:54:37,464 --> 01:54:39,008
- Dead?
- Yes, dead.
1336
01:54:51,812 --> 01:54:53,105
Too late.
1337
01:54:54,857 --> 01:54:58,027
- We've lost contact with them.
- Three minutes.
1338
01:54:59,528 --> 01:55:02,364
I think mine is broken.
Why I gotta get the broke one?
1339
01:55:11,040 --> 01:55:12,708
We're never gonna make it.
1340
01:55:17,713 --> 01:55:20,215
Korben. Korben, it moved!
1341
01:55:21,717 --> 01:55:23,886
- Show me what you did.
- Nothing.
1342
01:55:24,053 --> 01:55:25,554
Shut up, shut up!
1343
01:55:25,721 --> 01:55:28,724
Calm down. Show me
what you did, step by step.
1344
01:55:28,891 --> 01:55:31,101
- I was just standing here.
- Quickly.
1345
01:55:31,268 --> 01:55:35,564
I put my hands on the top
like this, and I said:
1346
01:55:36,482 --> 01:55:38,442
"We're not gonna make it."
1347
01:55:40,069 --> 01:55:41,362
And that's it?
1348
01:55:50,079 --> 01:55:51,413
Korben, my man.
1349
01:55:52,081 --> 01:55:53,582
Wind.
1350
01:55:53,999 --> 01:55:56,251
She said, "Wind blows."
1351
01:56:04,176 --> 01:56:05,677
Everyone take a stone.
1352
01:56:06,011 --> 01:56:08,764
Water for water. Fire for fire.
Earth for earth. Go!
1353
01:56:11,392 --> 01:56:12,518
Earth.
1354
01:56:12,768 --> 01:56:14,269
Open the other one.
1355
01:56:30,119 --> 01:56:32,371
Korben, my man, I have no fire.
1356
01:56:32,538 --> 01:56:34,748
I have no matches. Do you have any?
1357
01:56:34,915 --> 01:56:37,292
I stopped smoking. Father, you smoke?
1358
01:56:37,459 --> 01:56:40,295
Got some matches?
We need some fire.
1359
01:56:41,630 --> 01:56:43,298
We gonna die.
1360
01:56:50,556 --> 01:56:51,807
Don't breathe.
1361
01:57:11,326 --> 01:57:12,411
Fire.
1362
01:57:12,953 --> 01:57:13,996
One minute.
1363
01:57:14,163 --> 01:57:15,873
Let's go, Leeloo.
1364
01:57:16,039 --> 01:57:19,084
Wake up. Wake up.
It's time for you to work now.
1365
01:57:19,835 --> 01:57:21,336
Protect life...
1366
01:57:22,588 --> 01:57:23,672
...until death.
1367
01:57:23,839 --> 01:57:26,675
Listen to me! Listen to me.
1368
01:57:26,842 --> 01:57:29,678
Listen, I know you're very tired.
1369
01:57:29,845 --> 01:57:33,599
I'll take you on vacation.
A real vacation, just you and me.
1370
01:57:33,849 --> 01:57:37,186
But if you don't do something
right now, we'll all die.
1371
01:57:37,352 --> 01:57:41,023
What's the use of saving life
when you see what you do with it?
1372
01:57:41,356 --> 01:57:43,859
It'll be entering the atmosphere
in 40 seconds.
1373
01:57:45,402 --> 01:57:47,029
Leeloo, you're right. You're right.
1374
01:57:47,196 --> 01:57:49,031
But there are some things...
1375
01:57:49,198 --> 01:57:51,700
...very nice things worth saving,
beautiful things.
1376
01:57:52,117 --> 01:57:53,952
Beautiful things.
1377
01:57:55,037 --> 01:57:56,538
Like love?
1378
01:57:56,705 --> 01:57:58,707
Yes, love. That's good. That's good.
1379
01:57:58,874 --> 01:58:01,210
That's a good example.
Love is worth saving.
1380
01:58:02,127 --> 01:58:03,921
I don't know love.
1381
01:58:05,964 --> 01:58:07,341
I don't know love.
1382
01:58:07,508 --> 01:58:09,760
I was built to protect, not to love.
1383
01:58:09,968 --> 01:58:12,763
So there's no use
for me other than this.
1384
01:58:12,930 --> 01:58:15,390
You're wrong.
You're wrong. You're wrong.
1385
01:58:16,058 --> 01:58:19,102
I need you. I need you, very much.
1386
01:58:20,854 --> 01:58:21,980
Why?
1387
01:58:23,941 --> 01:58:25,275
Because...
1388
01:58:25,609 --> 01:58:26,985
Because...
1389
01:58:27,903 --> 01:58:29,947
Tell her, Korben.
1390
01:58:31,782 --> 01:58:34,409
Tell me. Please.
1391
01:58:34,618 --> 01:58:36,537
Why do you need me?
1392
01:58:37,037 --> 01:58:40,165
- Because...
- Tell me.
1393
01:58:42,292 --> 01:58:43,752
- Tell me.
- Because I...
1394
01:58:44,002 --> 01:58:45,504
Because I love you.
1395
01:58:46,713 --> 01:58:48,048
I love you.
1396
01:58:52,052 --> 01:58:56,223
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
1397
01:58:56,682 --> 01:59:00,185
...six, five, four, three...
1398
01:59:00,561 --> 01:59:02,938
...two, one...
1399
01:59:40,976 --> 01:59:45,105
Scanner imaging has confirmed
the dark planet dead.
1400
01:59:45,772 --> 01:59:48,567
The planet seems to have stopped
at 62 miles from impact.
1401
02:00:01,413 --> 02:00:03,790
What's wrong with you?
What you screaming for?
1402
02:00:03,999 --> 02:00:06,293
Every five minutes,
it's a bomb or something.
1403
02:00:06,501 --> 02:00:07,794
I'm leaving.
1404
02:00:22,434 --> 02:00:23,685
Mr. President.
1405
02:00:23,852 --> 02:00:26,563
Let me introduce Professor Mactilburgh
who runs the center.
1406
02:00:26,730 --> 02:00:28,523
It's an honor, Mr. President.
1407
02:00:28,690 --> 02:00:30,359
Where are my two heroes?
1408
02:00:30,525 --> 02:00:34,321
They were so tired from their ordeal,
we put them in the reactor.
1409
02:00:34,529 --> 02:00:36,406
I have 19 meetings after this.
1410
02:00:36,573 --> 02:00:38,992
Let me see if they're revived.
1411
02:00:39,159 --> 02:00:40,243
Thank you.
1412
02:00:40,535 --> 02:00:42,829
We go live in one minute,
Mr. President.
1413
02:00:50,921 --> 02:00:52,464
They're...
1414
02:00:53,674 --> 02:00:55,550
...not ready.
1415
02:00:55,717 --> 02:00:57,010
They need...
1416
02:00:57,177 --> 02:00:59,930
- ...five more minutes.
- You have 20 seconds.
1417
02:01:00,097 --> 02:01:03,225
- No, ma'am, I tried. No, ma'am.
- Who's that?
1418
02:01:03,392 --> 02:01:05,268
Some woman.
Claims to be Korben's mother.
1419
02:01:05,435 --> 02:01:06,603
Give it here.
1420
02:01:07,771 --> 02:01:12,442
Mrs. Dallas, this is the president.
On behalf of the Federation...
1421
02:01:12,609 --> 02:01:14,403
That doesn't even sound like him.
1422
02:01:14,569 --> 02:01:17,030
The president's an idiot.
You don't sound like an idiot.
1423
02:01:17,197 --> 02:01:20,367
If you don't want to talk to your mother,
just avoid me as usual.
1424
02:01:20,575 --> 02:01:24,204
I'll throw myself in traffic.
I'll Saran Wrap myself to the bed.