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(bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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- (knocking)
- Come in.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Kelly, we can't wait any longer.
We've come for your answer.
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That's right.
Next week is the prom
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and you've got
to choose between us.
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Oh, come on.
I like you both.
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I don't want to hurt
either one of you.
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Hey, if you want to hurt Slater,
it's okay.
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Hey, why would she want
to go with a boy
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when she can go
with a gladiator?
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Guys, this is hard.
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It's like choosing between
two great pieces of chocolate.
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Sorry, Kelly, from now on,
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you only get zits
from one of us.
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Okay, if I must.
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Both:
You must!
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I want my mommy.
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Hey, she can go with Zack.
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Listen, I'll give you my
answer in the morning, okay?
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All right then.
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Kelly...
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This is Geraldo Screech.
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(applause)
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Today's topic is,
"Women Who Love Two Men."
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It's trashy, tacky,
tasteless... it's Geraldo.
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(applause)
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Kelly cannot choose
a date for the prom.
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So what has this two-timer
put her men through?
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- A hunk-off, Geraldo Screech.
- A hunk-off indeed.
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- What do your friends think?
- I think it's romantic.
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I think it's reverse macho-pigism,
and I don't like it.
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Then I don't like you.
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Zack and Slater are dead even.
And what's the final event, Kelly?
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- Evening wear.
- Disgusting. I love it.
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(soft music plays)
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(applause)
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Kelly, it's time to choose
one of these bimbos.
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So how does it feel
to be a loser, Zack?
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Well, I'm not a loser,
Geraldo Screech.
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I'll always love Kelly.
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I just want her to be happy.
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Don't forget tomorrow:
"Blond Boys Who Never Date Again."
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This is Geraldo Screech.
Good night.
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You've actually decided who
you want to take to the prom?
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- Yes.
- Both: Who?
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Guys, hi, uh...
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Any girl would be lucky to go
to the prom with either one of you.
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Slater, you're everything
a girl could want.
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You're great looking,
a great dancer, a great guy.
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Great.
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But, I'm sorry.
I'm going with Zack.
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Ohh!
Why?!
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What does Zack have
that I don't have?
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Zack, hold it together.
You are Zack.
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Wait, I am Zack!
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She's-- she-- you're going--
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She's going with Zack!
Ohh, she's--
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She's going with Zack!
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(laughs)
Oh, thank you!
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All right, all right.
You won, Preppie.
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You just better treat her good.
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Now that Kelly's picked Zack,
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it's time to snatch me up
before I'm taken.
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Will you go to the prom with me?
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- Yeah, I'll go.
- You will?!
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I'll go when with you
when worms have ears.
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You're weakening.
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Do you know what's in that box?
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Just a bunch of worms with ears.
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Screech cut out
a bunch of little paper ears
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and pasted them on these worms.
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Now you can go
to the prom with him.
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I am not going
to the prom with him.
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- Why not?
- Yeah, why not?
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That's why not.
Because he is always there.
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He's been hunting me
ever since nursery school.
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Just go to the movies
with me Friday night,
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and if you don't have
a good time, no prom,
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and I'll be out
of your life forever.
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What do you have to lose?
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Okay. One date,
then you're history.
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All right!
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You may keep the worms,
my darling.
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Lisa, I cannot wait to pick out
my dress. It's my first formal.
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Maybe something in yellow
to match Zack's hair.
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- (knocking)
- Come in.
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Gotta go. We'll go shopping
right after school, okay? Bye.
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hi, honey.
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Mom told me that you're
really excited about the prom.
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Yeah, we're going to go
buy my dress tomorrow.
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I remember when I took
your mom to the prom.
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My feet never touched the floor.
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You were that much in love?
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Well, actually
I was a terrible dancer.
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My feet were on top
of your mother's feet all night.
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We had a ball.
I hope you do, too.
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Thanks.
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Kelly, um... why don't
you sit down, honey?
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There's something
I have to tell you.
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Is something wrong?
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Well, yeah, I'm afraid so.
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World peace broke out.
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- That's good isn't it?
- For the world, yes.
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But not if you work
in a defense plant.
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I lost my job today.
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- Oh, Daddy, that's terrible.
- No, no, no.
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Everything's gonna be all right.
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I'm telling you first because
I know you'll help
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keep everybody else's spirits up
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while I'm trying to find
another job.
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- Daddy?
- Yeah?
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I want to help.
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I want you to take this money.
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Kelly, I gave you that money
last week for the prom.
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I'm not going to the prom.
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There are seven other people
in this house besides me.
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Family comes first.
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Honey, this is not
why I came up here.
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I know that.
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But you've got to let me do this.
I'll go to the prom next year.
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Unless peace really
gets out of hand.
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Kelly, I can't let you
do that, honey.
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Why not?
You do it all the time.
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Remember when you saved up
all your money for your golf clubs
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and I needed braces?
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Yeah.
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My smile is better
than your golf score.
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You needed them.
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And you need this.
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You're sure
you're all right about this?
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Positive.
Have I ever lied to you, Daddy?
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Never.
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(crying)
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It's the first time
I ever lied to my father.
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Okay, now we have exactly
214 minutes
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to shop at the Palisades Mall
before dinner.
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Here's our route.
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You have a map of the mall?
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I have a map of every mall
from here to Tijuana.
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Lisa, I can't go
to the mall with you.
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Why?
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I'm not going to the prom.
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Oh no. Don't tell me
Slater killed Zack?
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No. My dad lost his job
and we need the money.
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- I'm sorry, Kelly.
- Have you told Zack?
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Not yet.
But I'm sure he'll understand.
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Hi, girl of my dreams.
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I already rented my tux
and guess what?
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- Zack, I have to talk to--
- No, in a second, in a second.
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Wait till you hear the best part.
Me and a couple of guys,
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we chipped in, we got us a big stretch limo
with a CD, TV...
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and M.E. Thanks to you, this is gonna be
the best night of my life.
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- Zack...
- What? Anything.
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I... uh...
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- can't wait to see you in your tux.
- All right!
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Hi, guys.
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All right, settle down, settle down.
Now next weekend
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is our annual Bayside Prom,
and I want it to be our best ever.
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That's why I've called a meeting
of all Prom Chairmen.
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Don't you mean chairpersons?
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Hey, the chair-chick
has a point.
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Zack, I know that you and Lisa
are in charge of decorations,
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but this year's theme
is not going to be
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"Zack and Kelly's Prom."
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Don't you love it, sir?
It sings. Look at that Zack.
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Didn't she tell him yet?
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No, she doesn't want
to break his heart.
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Mr. Belding,
would you please
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tell the chair-babes
to be quiet?
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Will the chair-pig
please mind his own business?
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Ooh!
Yeah!
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Babes, pigs, please,
come to order. Morris.
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Now, Slater, Jessie,
what do you have for music?
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He wants lambada.
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She wants protest music.
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I'm sure there's
a compromise somewhere,
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between "Dirty Dancing,"
and "The Best of Nelson Mandela."
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(laughs)
Ahem.
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All right, now who's
in charge of food?
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- I am, sir.
- Who else would be?
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Stop with the fat jokes
or I'll sit on you.
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Ooh, this is getting heavy.
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Hey, will you two cut it out?
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Now what kind of food
is your committee serving, Alan?
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Chocolate fudge cake,
strawberry shortcake,
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hot fudge sundaes
with whipped--
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Man, you're gonna have to grease the
doorway to get home, Alan.
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Belding: Alan, Alan...
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I love cake, but don't you think that's all
just a little bit rich?
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Right. That's why we're
not having any dessert.
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What are you
chairperson of, Robert?
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Nothing.
I just came to tell you
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that the chemistry lab's on fire.
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Got any marshmallows, dude?
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Code Red!
Code Red!
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I can't believe you
like these tapes.
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Hey what's wrong
with Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson?
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Their music doesn't
say anything.
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Did you ever see them move?
They're saying plenty, baby.
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Don't call me baby, bubba.
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Are you guys still fighting?
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That's what we do best.
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Lisa, is there anything
we can do for you?
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Well, yeah. You can
change your name to Lisa
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and go to the movies
with Screech tonight.
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What movie are you going to?
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"Zombies in Love."
Guess who picked it?
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Hey, let's try this one.
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- (dance music plays)
- All right, now come on, mama.
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Let's see if we can
move meaningfully.
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Hey, I like this.
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Hey, you move pretty good.
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Thanks.
You're okay, too.
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You know we haven't
fought for 15 seconds.
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It was 20.
Shut up.
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Hey, uh... do you have
a date for the prom?
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Uh... no, not yet.
How about you?
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Not exactly. You know,
I'm still narrowing it down.
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You think that, uh...
I don't know,
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perhaps...
you would, uh...
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Slater, are you asking me
to go to the prom with you?
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Maybe.
You interested?
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Maybe.
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Maybe...
pick you up at 7:00?
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No. I'll pick you up at 7:00.
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Gee, Lisa, I can't believe
we're finally on a date together.
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Are you having a good time?
244
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,143
"Are you having
a good time?"
245
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,175
"Are you having a good time?"
246
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,210
"Are you having
a good time?"
247
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,349
- "Are you having a good time?"
- Yes!
248
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,154
All: Yes!
249
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,825
You want me to go get you
some popcorn, my love?
250
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,626
Yes, please go.
251
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,564
(thunder clap)
252
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,067
(woman screams)
253
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:58,366
Lisa, why don't you sit next to
him and give the date a chance?
254
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,429
Why don't you tell
Zack about the prom?
255
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:04,068
- What?
- Nothing. Have some more popcorn.
256
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,841
- Guess who?
- (screams)
257
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,041
All: Shh!
258
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,883
I got the wide container so
both our hands can fit in at once.
259
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,683
Um, Screech, would you go get me some
chocolate malt balls?
260
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,954
I knew you'd want them.
261
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,463
You know, popcorn
really makes me thirsty.
262
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,761
- Do you think you could get me--
- Cola?
263
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,790
Or uncola?
264
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,894
Uncola, please.
265
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,400
Hey, no arm, no soda.
266
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,240
When do the zombies
fall in love?
267
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,274
Shh.
You'll see.
268
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,310
Is that the zombie?
269
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,379
No, that's his mother-in-law,
his "mombie."
270
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,548
Where's Matt Dillon?
271
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,857
He's not in this movie.
Just watch.
272
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,387
Look, there's the zombie.
273
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,331
- Shh!
- What?
274
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,357
All: Quiet!
275
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,562
He's cute for a dead guy.
276
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,936
That's a female zombie.
277
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,067
Can't you see she's
wearing high heels?
278
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,099
You're into fashion.
279
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,209
Are you sure Matt Dillon's
not in this movie?
280
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,946
Yes, Alan Thicke is the zombie.
Everybody knows that.
281
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,445
What a great movie, Screech.
282
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,254
Screech?
Where are you?
283
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:29,193
I missed most of the movie
'cause of motor-mouth down there.
284
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,560
Next time go to the movies
with Matt Dillon.
285
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,531
This has been the worst date
of my life.
286
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,125
Forget the prom!
287
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,437
Wait-- wait a minute.
You're not supposed to dump me.
288
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,769
I'm supposed to dump you.
289
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,375
You know, Slater,
290
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,039
tonight's
turning out to be okay.
291
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,675
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I can't wait for the prom.
292
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,708
Why don't you guys come
with us in our limo?
293
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,688
- It'll be fun, huh, Kelly?
- All right. Sure.
294
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,248
I don't think that's
such a great idea, Zack.
295
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,657
Why not?
296
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,321
Because, um...
297
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,989
I can't go to the prom with you.
298
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,645
Hey, hey, why don't you pick
on a locker your own size?
299
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,241
Very funny, Slater. Why don't
you mind your own business?
300
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:27,048
Oh, please don't hurt me,
"blond Hulk."
301
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,118
(groans)
302
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,688
Aw, did little Preppie
hurt himself?
303
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,291
Let Uncle Slater kiss it better.
304
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,666
Look, I'm bummed out, all right?
305
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,967
- Kelly dumped me.
- Is that what you think?
306
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,439
Yeah. Every time I call her,
307
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,407
her mother says
she's washing her hair.
308
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,774
Who washes their hair
six times a day?
309
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,178
- You do.
- Besides me.
310
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,978
- I don't believe her.
- Well, you shouldn't,
311
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,247
because it's not true.
312
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,277
What do you mean?
313
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:05,723
Look, Jessie told me
that Kelly's father lost his job
314
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,749
and she can't afford
to go to the prom.
315
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,952
I had no idea.
316
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,256
Poor Kelly.
317
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,702
You got it, Preppie. Poor Kelly.
Not poor Zackie.
318
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,108
(knocking)
319
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:33,949
Can I come in?
320
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,589
Sure.
321
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:43,829
Kelly, I know how much you really wanted
to go to the prom tonight.
322
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,695
It's okay.
323
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,223
You lied to me, honey.
324
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,463
Yeah.
325
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,632
I know what you gave up
for the family.
326
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:58,769
And I want you to know
that I am very proud of you.
327
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:01,907
I think I'm going to cry.
328
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,246
Why don't you wait on that?
329
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,274
There's somebody
here to see you.
330
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:12,458
Zack, what are you doing here?
331
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:15,256
Well, I was just hanging
around outside your room,
332
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:18,286
and I thought I'd
drop in and say, "Hi."
333
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,322
I, uh...
334
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,357
gotta go wash my hair.
335
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,166
Because of you there's
a drought in California.
336
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,673
I just found out about your dad.
337
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,769
Why didn't you tell me?
338
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:36,476
I don't know. You were
so excited about the prom,
339
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,541
and I guess I was
a little embarrassed.
340
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,576
I owe you an apology.
341
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,716
No, you don't have
to apologize for anything.
342
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,987
Why aren't you at the prom?
343
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,926
Oh is that tonight?
344
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,055
Gosh, I must have forgotten.
345
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,794
There must have been 100 girls
who would love to go with you.
346
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,528
Mmm, actually 106.
347
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,536
Just kidding.
348
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,935
I'm sorry I ruined your night.
349
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,673
It would be ruined
if I went with someone else.
350
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,908
I think I'm going to cry.
351
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,679
Your father warned me
about that so, uh...
352
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,448
why don't we go
for a walk instead?
353
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,478
I'd like that.
Where are we going?
354
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,921
It's a surprise.
355
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,253
(dance music playing)
356
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,961
Great prom, huh, Alan?
357
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,660
Yeah, the cake's delicious.
358
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,568
- Have you been dancing?
- No, I've been icing.
359
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:35,472
- Want some?
- Maybe I'll have a lick later.
360
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,707
All right, Nardino.
We have rules around here.
361
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,804
You and Mancuso
show me some air.
362
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,551
Hey, hey, hey!
Separate or I'll get the hose!
363
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,084
Then this zombie
that looked like Matt Dillon
364
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,818
gave a dead rose
to the female zombie.
365
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,826
And then, the male zombie
didn't like that at all,
366
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,191
so do you know what he did?
367
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,821
Probably got earplugs.
368
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,457
Now you know why
I dumped the babe.
369
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,237
(clapping rhythm)
370
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,104
(cheers)
371
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,811
Zack, what are we doing here?
372
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,687
Told you I had a surprise.
373
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,517
What is all this?
374
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,293
- It's a prom picnic.
- You're crazy.
375
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,594
Only about you.
376
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,763
There we go.
377
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,794
Zack, this is so nice.
378
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,240
Yep, and now we have
everything they have in there.
379
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,005
Even two pieces of cake
I wrestled away from Alan.
380
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,376
Sorry there's no icing.
381
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,415
Zack, I don't know
how to thank you.
382
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,181
Don't.
Just close your eyes.
383
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,081
Give me your hand.
384
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,762
A corsage.
It's beautiful.
385
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,960
- I think I'm going to cry.
- No, please don't.
386
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,025
You might put out the candle.
387
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:18,576
Hey, Alan, old buddy,
how about some cake, huh?
388
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:22,639
No. There are only five pieces left and I
want to take them home.
389
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,381
Come on, Alan.
390
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:30,322
Here, have some peanuts.
391
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,314
Alan, Alan, look!
392
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,350
- There's Sara Lee!
- Where?
393
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,924
Okay, guys and gals,
lovers and lovees.
394
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,129
This is the last dance.
Make it magic
395
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,832
while the Screechman
takes you home.
396
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,364
Ladies, your choice.
397
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,399
(soft music plays)
398
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:11,594
Zack, will you dance with me?
399
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:13,826
Sure.
400
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:27,644
Zack, I don't know how
to thank you for tonight.
401
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,475
We're together.
That's enough.
402
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:53,235
(instrumental theme music plays)