1 00:00:10,714 --> 00:00:12,449 [crickets chirp, owl hoots] 2 00:00:12,549 --> 00:00:15,993 [girl] You know, being in these woods reminds me of a story. 3 00:00:16,093 --> 00:00:18,287 Have any of you heard of The Butcher? 4 00:00:18,387 --> 00:00:21,873 {\an8}He was that weird guy who lived in a shack around here. 5 00:00:21,973 --> 00:00:24,082 {\an8}- Right, Lou? - Yeah. 6 00:00:24,182 --> 00:00:27,294 {\an8}And everybody kept far away from him. 7 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:30,838 {\an8}They could tell there was something crazy in his eyes. 8 00:00:30,938 --> 00:00:34,299 {\an8}But one night, a young bus driver ran out of gas, 9 00:00:34,399 --> 00:00:37,259 {\an8}so he wandered into the woods alone 10 00:00:37,359 --> 00:00:39,111 {\an8}when he was snatched! 11 00:00:40,279 --> 00:00:43,072 {\an8}There's even a nursery rhyme about it. 12 00:00:46,617 --> 00:00:49,602 {\an8}[sing] ♪ In the woods by Eden Lake 13 00:00:49,702 --> 00:00:52,104 ♪ He waits inside his shack ♪ 14 00:00:52,204 --> 00:00:54,856 ♪ If The Butcher catches you ♪ 15 00:00:54,956 --> 00:00:56,732 ♪ You're never coming back! ♪ 16 00:00:56,832 --> 00:00:58,401 [all scream] 17 00:00:58,501 --> 00:00:59,860 Oh, calm down! 18 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,736 It's clearly just a lame urban legend 19 00:01:01,836 --> 00:01:02,987 that these two are exploiting 20 00:01:03,087 --> 00:01:04,864 to make you guys too scared to go to bed. 21 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:06,507 Here's your firewood. 22 00:01:08,383 --> 00:01:10,077 Classic older sister move. 23 00:01:10,177 --> 00:01:12,704 {\an8}Tell me that girl's name, please. 24 00:01:12,804 --> 00:01:13,829 I think it's Marci. 25 00:01:13,929 --> 00:01:15,997 You think her name is Marci, or you're sure it's Marci? 26 00:01:16,097 --> 00:01:17,958 Why is it so important, Henry? 27 00:01:18,058 --> 00:01:19,250 Because when I grow up 28 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:22,644 I'm gonna be in a committed romantic partnership with her. 29 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:35,112 [theme music] 30 00:01:44,578 --> 00:01:46,437 Good morning. 31 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:47,771 The Doogs! 32 00:01:47,871 --> 00:01:49,272 You know, when you sleep, 33 00:01:49,372 --> 00:01:51,358 you do this cute thing where your mouth shuts real tight. 34 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:52,817 {\an8}Yeah? 35 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:54,694 {\an8}And when you breathe, it sounds kinda like a donkey sighing. 36 00:01:54,794 --> 00:01:58,530 {\an8}It's kinda like... [squeaks, blows air] 37 00:01:58,630 --> 00:02:00,031 {\an8}Like that. 38 00:02:00,131 --> 00:02:02,408 {\an8}[Henry] Lou? You coming? 39 00:02:02,508 --> 00:02:03,450 {\an8}Crap! 40 00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:05,577 {\an8}Wait, where are you going? Let me make breakfast. 41 00:02:05,677 --> 00:02:08,287 {\an8}I can make pancakes that look just like Mickey Mouse. 42 00:02:08,387 --> 00:02:10,456 {\an8}That is impressive, Bobby. 43 00:02:10,556 --> 00:02:11,707 {\an8}And so is... 44 00:02:11,807 --> 00:02:13,666 {\an8}Yeah, wow. 45 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,752 {\an8}No notes. 46 00:02:15,852 --> 00:02:18,712 {\an8}But I'm not really a pancake gal and I have to get to work. 47 00:02:18,812 --> 00:02:20,756 {\an8}Yeah, you have to get to work, 48 00:02:20,856 --> 00:02:23,649 {\an8}but you need to have to get to play. 49 00:02:24,441 --> 00:02:25,509 {\an8}[Henry] Lou?! 50 00:02:25,609 --> 00:02:27,386 {\an8}Uh, uh... 51 00:02:27,486 --> 00:02:29,012 {\an8}Look, I'm gonna go get dressed, 52 00:02:29,112 --> 00:02:30,263 {\an8}you just stay here, don't come out. 53 00:02:30,363 --> 00:02:32,389 {\an8}Wait, you want me to stay here until you get home from work? 54 00:02:32,489 --> 00:02:35,517 {\an8}I want you to stay until I leave, 55 00:02:35,617 --> 00:02:37,226 {\an8}but leave before I get home. 56 00:02:37,326 --> 00:02:38,852 {\an8}I love how complicated you are. 57 00:02:38,952 --> 00:02:40,687 {\an8}Just don't come out 58 00:02:40,787 --> 00:02:42,772 {\an8}until you hear the front door shut, okay? 59 00:02:42,872 --> 00:02:44,273 {\an8}Yeah, yeah, sure, baby. But, Lou? 60 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,734 {\an8}I want you to know I think your body is pretty... 61 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,961 {\an8}..."yeah, wow!" too. 62 00:02:53,546 --> 00:02:55,048 I... 63 00:02:58,300 --> 00:02:59,868 I'll finish those later, let's go. 64 00:02:59,968 --> 00:03:01,453 Did you know that running the dishwasher 65 00:03:01,553 --> 00:03:03,788 uses three to five times less water than hand washing? 66 00:03:03,888 --> 00:03:05,299 And I can't wait to hear all the other water-related 67 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:06,582 facts you have for me at the station. 68 00:03:06,682 --> 00:03:08,417 Saw Marci last night. 69 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:10,794 - You talked to Marci? - Yeah. 70 00:03:10,894 --> 00:03:12,295 Basically, same old Marci. 71 00:03:12,395 --> 00:03:14,838 Well, she cut her hair. And she has a baby. 72 00:03:14,938 --> 00:03:16,256 Otherwise, same old Marci. 73 00:03:16,356 --> 00:03:18,132 - She has a baby? - Mm-hmm. 74 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,467 - Jean-Marc. - Jean-Marc? 75 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,802 That's a grown man's name. 76 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,469 Father's no longer in the picture, 77 00:03:23,569 --> 00:03:25,846 and obviously I'd be great with a child, don't you think? 78 00:03:25,946 --> 00:03:27,056 [hand sizzles] 79 00:03:27,156 --> 00:03:28,223 [door slams] 80 00:03:28,323 --> 00:03:30,016 And I wanna continue this conversation 81 00:03:30,116 --> 00:03:31,225 and give you advice. 82 00:03:31,325 --> 00:03:33,227 But you know where I give my best advice? On the road. 83 00:03:33,327 --> 00:03:35,037 It's kind of a motion thing, let's go! 84 00:03:37,872 --> 00:03:39,065 See? 85 00:03:39,165 --> 00:03:41,208 I waited till I heard the front door shut. 86 00:03:42,126 --> 00:03:43,527 Have a great day! 87 00:03:43,627 --> 00:03:44,945 Hey, Henry! 88 00:03:45,045 --> 00:03:46,754 [engine revs] 89 00:03:53,384 --> 00:03:54,952 I think that's the first person 90 00:03:55,052 --> 00:03:56,620 I've seen you hang out with after work. 91 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,206 Is Bobby your best and only friend? 92 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,540 I have friends. 93 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,209 - And Bobby isn't... - Name one. 94 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,794 - Full name. - Can we get back to Marci? 95 00:04:05,894 --> 00:04:08,129 Marci? Well, her hair... 96 00:04:08,229 --> 00:04:09,922 Aside from the shorter hair. 97 00:04:10,022 --> 00:04:12,716 She's been working for NGOs around the world, 98 00:04:12,816 --> 00:04:14,508 but when Jean Marc's father left the scene 99 00:04:14,608 --> 00:04:16,594 she wanted a stable environment to raise him in 100 00:04:16,694 --> 00:04:18,929 so she moved back and opened her own practice. 101 00:04:19,029 --> 00:04:21,806 She cut her hair. And it looks great! 102 00:04:21,906 --> 00:04:23,182 How do you feel about Jean Marc? 103 00:04:23,282 --> 00:04:26,309 That must be weird. Not just the name, which is weird. 104 00:04:26,409 --> 00:04:27,560 Lou! 105 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:29,704 [tyres screech] 106 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:33,940 [sighs] 107 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,084 [scoffs] 108 00:04:36,959 --> 00:04:38,986 Great. They ruined it. 109 00:04:39,086 --> 00:04:41,029 Don't tell me I have to go again. 110 00:04:41,129 --> 00:04:42,405 Holy crap, that was so cool! 111 00:04:42,505 --> 00:04:43,698 Do you know what isn't cool? 112 00:04:43,798 --> 00:04:47,033 My bleeding toe because you guys wanted me to be barefoot. 113 00:04:47,133 --> 00:04:48,618 What is going on? 114 00:04:48,718 --> 00:04:51,412 Oh, hi. Sorry. We're making a movie. 115 00:04:51,512 --> 00:04:53,247 Well, it's a YouTube video for now, 116 00:04:53,347 --> 00:04:54,956 but one day it'll be a movie. 117 00:04:55,056 --> 00:04:56,625 Oh, hey! 118 00:04:56,725 --> 00:04:58,042 [Lou] Lily? 119 00:04:58,142 --> 00:04:59,627 This is what you're doing on your day off? 120 00:04:59,727 --> 00:05:00,628 Mh-hm. 121 00:05:00,728 --> 00:05:03,338 Oh, so I met Tyler and Sara at that film course I'm doing. 122 00:05:03,438 --> 00:05:05,297 And Tyler was all, “We wanna make a horror short 123 00:05:05,397 --> 00:05:07,466 "based on 'The Butcher of Eden Vale'.” 124 00:05:07,566 --> 00:05:08,467 And I was all, 125 00:05:08,567 --> 00:05:10,885 “Did you say 'horror' and did you also say 'Butcher'? 126 00:05:10,985 --> 00:05:12,177 "Like, what do you need?” 127 00:05:12,277 --> 00:05:13,763 That's a ridiculous urban legend. 128 00:05:13,863 --> 00:05:15,055 [scoffs] 129 00:05:15,155 --> 00:05:17,599 Also, Sara is, like, a legit actress. 130 00:05:17,699 --> 00:05:19,225 She's been in three local commercials 131 00:05:19,325 --> 00:05:20,893 and had a speaking role in Demon Bear 4. 132 00:05:20,993 --> 00:05:22,477 With an epic kill. 133 00:05:22,577 --> 00:05:24,229 Oh! Impressive. 134 00:05:24,329 --> 00:05:26,272 - We almost hit her! - Uh. 135 00:05:26,372 --> 00:05:28,482 And the victim in The Butcher urban legend is a male. 136 00:05:28,582 --> 00:05:31,817 But it's scarier if it's a chick. 137 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:36,155 - Female, lady, ma'am.... Ma'am. - Yeah. That's right. 138 00:05:36,255 --> 00:05:38,031 Place the scantily clad woman in peril. 139 00:05:38,131 --> 00:05:39,991 Yeah! That's what we're doing. 140 00:05:40,091 --> 00:05:43,451 Hello? I'm, like, literally freezing. 141 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,078 I question your use of the word 'literally'. 142 00:05:46,178 --> 00:05:47,997 Also, unless you have a permit, 143 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,416 I'm afraid that's, literally, a wrap. 144 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:51,541 But we do have a permit. 145 00:05:51,641 --> 00:05:53,543 I lodged the application with the local BLM 146 00:05:53,643 --> 00:05:56,336 detailing the shoot and provided a certificate of insurance 147 00:05:56,436 --> 00:05:57,712 authorised by land-use permits 148 00:05:57,812 --> 00:06:00,398 pursuant to 20 CFR 2920 regulations. 149 00:06:01,690 --> 00:06:05,010 Do you wanna see the certificate? 150 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:07,304 Byyyye! 151 00:06:07,404 --> 00:06:09,138 [sighs] 152 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:11,114 - Okay, let's go again. - Yeah. 153 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,450 [twigs crack] 154 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:17,644 Did you hear that? 155 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,146 - Yeah... - [bushes rustle] 156 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:22,206 What is that? 157 00:06:24,374 --> 00:06:26,401 It was probably just an animal or something. 158 00:06:26,501 --> 00:06:29,111 [ominous music] 159 00:06:29,211 --> 00:06:31,238 - Right? - Yeah. 160 00:06:31,338 --> 00:06:33,406 [door opens] 161 00:06:33,506 --> 00:06:36,509 You just need an excuse to see Marci again 162 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:38,744 so you can have a casual chat without seeming too eager. 163 00:06:38,844 --> 00:06:40,579 Should I be taking advice from somebody 164 00:06:40,679 --> 00:06:42,246 who just shared a bed with The Doogs? 165 00:06:42,346 --> 00:06:44,082 First of all, shut up. 166 00:06:44,182 --> 00:06:46,792 Second, just because I suck at relationships doesn't mean 167 00:06:46,892 --> 00:06:48,210 I can't give you advice on how to have a good one. 168 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:49,711 I'm not sure that's true. 169 00:06:49,811 --> 00:06:51,420 Could we not discuss this at work? 170 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,505 I don't want my personal life becoming office gossip. 171 00:06:53,605 --> 00:06:55,131 Don't flatter yourself. 172 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:57,608 Nobody cares about your personal life. 173 00:06:57,983 --> 00:07:00,010 Gladys, the waitress at the Pioneer, 174 00:07:00,110 --> 00:07:01,303 she told me the whole thing. 175 00:07:01,403 --> 00:07:03,304 Said she saw them talking last night! 176 00:07:03,404 --> 00:07:05,889 A baby! God! What did Henry say? 177 00:07:05,989 --> 00:07:07,349 Bonjour. 178 00:07:07,449 --> 00:07:08,809 What? Why? 179 00:07:08,909 --> 00:07:11,410 - Oh, sorry. The baby's French. - Oh. 180 00:07:13,079 --> 00:07:15,146 They could be talking about a different French baby. 181 00:07:15,246 --> 00:07:16,940 - It's a male! - Okay. 182 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,733 Attention, please! 183 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:20,943 There will be no more talk 184 00:07:21,043 --> 00:07:22,569 about my ex-girlfriend's French baby 185 00:07:22,669 --> 00:07:23,778 from this point forward. 186 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,654 I was talking about the partial skeleton we found yesterday. 187 00:07:25,754 --> 00:07:28,449 - Context matters, Szczepkowski. - Sorry. 188 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,200 The County lab determined 189 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,826 that the remains are of a male over 20. 190 00:07:31,926 --> 00:07:35,329 And that the high acidity in the soil accelerated the decay 191 00:07:35,429 --> 00:07:37,998 so he was actually buried more recently than estimated. 192 00:07:38,098 --> 00:07:39,832 Between 25 to 50 years ago. 193 00:07:39,932 --> 00:07:41,751 Wow! Okay, good job. 194 00:07:41,851 --> 00:07:43,668 You know how Dad feels 195 00:07:43,768 --> 00:07:45,128 about having an unsolved murder on the books, 196 00:07:45,228 --> 00:07:46,504 but we need to open an investigation. 197 00:07:46,604 --> 00:07:49,339 See? He and I seriously have nothing in common. 198 00:07:49,439 --> 00:07:50,716 Unsolved murders are my favourite thing. 199 00:07:50,816 --> 00:07:53,443 Really? I thought it was being tall and weird. 200 00:07:55,027 --> 00:07:57,888 I don't want these kids filming near my property. 201 00:07:57,988 --> 00:08:00,473 Those cameras send everything right to the government 202 00:08:00,573 --> 00:08:02,349 so they can control our every move. 203 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,226 You are worried they will force you 204 00:08:04,326 --> 00:08:06,661 to take more frequent showers? 205 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:15,234 Okay, honey. Better. 206 00:08:15,334 --> 00:08:16,360 Better. 207 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:17,986 But maybe you need to remember 208 00:08:18,086 --> 00:08:19,988 what I said about insulting the public. 209 00:08:20,088 --> 00:08:21,489 Even less than that? 210 00:08:21,589 --> 00:08:23,407 Yeah, yeah, I think a little less than that, yeah. 211 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:24,909 Excuse me? What was that about? 212 00:08:25,009 --> 00:08:26,910 Lily's helping some kid 213 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,828 make YouTubes in the woods or something. 214 00:08:28,928 --> 00:08:30,329 Don't say 'YouTubes'. And we know. 215 00:08:30,429 --> 00:08:32,414 Is why I cover phones for Lily 216 00:08:32,514 --> 00:08:34,082 while she make this bad movie with... 217 00:08:34,182 --> 00:08:36,250 [giggles] ...terrible actress. 218 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:39,878 Look at this clip from Demon Bear 4. 219 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,213 [Sara, on video] No! No! Please! 220 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:46,383 I don't want to diiiiiiieeeeeeeeee! 221 00:08:46,483 --> 00:08:49,678 Ahh-hahhhh! 222 00:08:49,778 --> 00:08:52,430 Ahhh! 223 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:54,472 Agghhhh! 224 00:08:54,572 --> 00:08:55,765 I do not believe her tears. 225 00:08:55,865 --> 00:08:56,766 - [phone rings] - Wow. 226 00:08:56,866 --> 00:08:57,809 The phone there? 227 00:08:57,909 --> 00:08:59,893 They will call back if it is emergency. 228 00:08:59,993 --> 00:09:01,728 Dad, I want to investigate a murder. 229 00:09:01,828 --> 00:09:03,313 Yeah, I know you do, 230 00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:06,315 but there needs to be a murder in order to investigate one. 231 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,317 Well, there has been one - that partial skeleton that 232 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,735 Szczepkowski found in that half-dug pool. 233 00:09:10,835 --> 00:09:12,278 The lab revised their estimate. 234 00:09:12,378 --> 00:09:13,696 It happened in the last 50 years. 235 00:09:13,796 --> 00:09:15,613 What is job one around here? 236 00:09:15,713 --> 00:09:16,864 I would say it's a three-way tie 237 00:09:16,964 --> 00:09:18,324 between crime solving, crime prevention, 238 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:20,284 and pretending this is a functioning police department. 239 00:09:20,384 --> 00:09:22,494 He's gonna say, “making people feel safe”. 240 00:09:22,594 --> 00:09:24,162 Making people feel safe. 241 00:09:24,262 --> 00:09:25,955 What if they aren't safe? 242 00:09:26,055 --> 00:09:28,415 Someone killed and dismembered a man and got away with it. 243 00:09:28,515 --> 00:09:30,709 Even if you're right, and that is a big if, 244 00:09:30,809 --> 00:09:32,668 whoever did this is probably long dead by now. 245 00:09:32,768 --> 00:09:34,920 Let's just concentrate on chasing down 246 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:37,005 the plentiful bad guys that are walking around. 247 00:09:37,105 --> 00:09:38,423 Plentiful bad guys? 248 00:09:38,523 --> 00:09:39,549 I dunno about you, sis, 249 00:09:39,649 --> 00:09:40,768 but that doesn't make me feel very safe. 250 00:09:40,769 --> 00:09:43,677 - I'm scared to go home now. - I'm serious. 251 00:09:43,777 --> 00:09:45,428 You know we don't have the resources 252 00:09:45,528 --> 00:09:46,596 to work a case this cold. 253 00:09:46,696 --> 00:09:49,906 You just need to let it go. Let it go. 254 00:09:56,328 --> 00:10:00,523 Don't look at me. I need you to keep digging. 255 00:10:00,623 --> 00:10:04,860 And no one, I repeat, no one can know about this. 256 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,945 You want me to keep something secret from the Chief? 257 00:10:08,045 --> 00:10:09,697 Like, don't tell him? 258 00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:11,823 Yes, that's the nature of a secret, Szczepkowski. 259 00:10:11,923 --> 00:10:13,007 Even Lou? 260 00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,201 Even Lou. 261 00:10:15,301 --> 00:10:18,120 Okay. Okay. 262 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:20,805 This never happened. 263 00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:28,419 Alright, you guys are too far away for me to hear 264 00:10:28,519 --> 00:10:30,963 so I'm just gonna action myself. 265 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:32,089 Okay? 266 00:10:32,189 --> 00:10:35,299 Rolling, and... 267 00:10:35,399 --> 00:10:37,093 ...action! 268 00:10:37,193 --> 00:10:39,177 [breathes heavily] 269 00:10:39,277 --> 00:10:41,613 - I need to get out of here. - [bush rustles] 270 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:44,906 Wait. 271 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,309 - I heard something. - [leaves rustle] 272 00:10:48,409 --> 00:10:49,394 Hello? 273 00:10:49,494 --> 00:10:51,311 Is someone there? 274 00:10:51,411 --> 00:10:53,938 [branches shake] 275 00:10:54,038 --> 00:10:55,023 - Is... - [cuts out] 276 00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:58,317 Damnit. Phone better not be dead. 277 00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:00,210 Yeah. 278 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,296 Where is she? 279 00:11:09,217 --> 00:11:10,468 Sara? 280 00:11:11,719 --> 00:11:13,037 Where'd she go? 281 00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:15,930 Sara! Where are you?! 282 00:11:17,932 --> 00:11:19,475 Sara?! 283 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:25,897 [ominous music] 284 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,486 - Lily? - Yeah? 285 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,906 That's her necklace. 286 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,225 This is so scary. 287 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,036 And I mean it in a bad way. 288 00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:46,688 What would you want Sara to know? 289 00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:48,314 That we hope she's okay. 290 00:11:48,414 --> 00:11:50,148 100%. I'm just so worried. 291 00:11:50,248 --> 00:11:51,649 {\an8}And not just because 292 00:11:51,749 --> 00:11:53,609 {\an8}I can't complete my short film without her. 293 00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:58,905 {\an8}For these aspiring filmmakers, fiction has turned into reality, 294 00:11:59,005 --> 00:12:02,032 {\an8}as their beautiful, young leading lady is missing, 295 00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:04,868 {\an8}possibly in terrible danger. 296 00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:07,119 {\an8}We can only hope and pray 297 00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:10,039 {\an8}that for her, this story has a happy ending. 298 00:12:10,139 --> 00:12:13,291 - He got here fast. - Look how excited he is. 299 00:12:13,391 --> 00:12:15,793 Sensationalising a woman in danger. 300 00:12:15,893 --> 00:12:17,878 Just like their stupid movie and every cop show 301 00:12:17,978 --> 00:12:19,629 and every episode of Dateline - so gross! 302 00:12:19,729 --> 00:12:21,965 Alright, everybody! Gather round. 303 00:12:22,065 --> 00:12:23,466 Alright, listen up. 304 00:12:23,566 --> 00:12:25,050 First 24 hours are the most critical. 305 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:27,094 We have a young lady who could be injured, 306 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,470 could be lost, of course, we're not ruling out foul play. 307 00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:31,555 We have a tip-line set up at the station. 308 00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:35,016 Priority One is bring her home safely. 309 00:12:35,116 --> 00:12:36,267 Let's get after it. 310 00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:38,143 Surprised he's taking this case seriously. 311 00:12:38,243 --> 00:12:39,936 If you'd been here for the last seven years, 312 00:12:40,036 --> 00:12:42,396 you'd know he's actually very good at his job 313 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:43,939 and usually a total professional. 314 00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:47,567 So, Marci has a baby? Who's the father? 315 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,627 And how did you not know this? Aren't you a detective? 316 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:52,946 [sighs] 317 00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:54,197 Hey. 318 00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:57,242 Oh, hey... you. 319 00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:58,826 Did you check out our mobile command unit? 320 00:12:58,926 --> 00:13:00,744 - You're welcome to use it. - No. Don't need it. 321 00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:02,371 Okay, but it's fully decked out. 322 00:13:02,471 --> 00:13:06,123 Top-line tech, satellite, barista grade coffee machine... 323 00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:08,917 Glad the Sheriff's department is spending their money wisely. 324 00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:11,043 I wanted a waffle bar but nobody listens to me. 325 00:13:11,143 --> 00:13:13,879 Now that, that is a great use of resources. 326 00:13:13,979 --> 00:13:17,007 You know, everyone's always "Team Pancake", but I'm like... 327 00:13:17,107 --> 00:13:18,549 Oh, pancakes are trash. 328 00:13:18,649 --> 00:13:20,467 It's like someone took a waffle 329 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,344 and decided to take all of the joy out of it. 330 00:13:22,444 --> 00:13:24,638 100%! Now, can I ask you a personal question? 331 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:27,180 Where do you stand on French toast? 332 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,182 I stand over an open garbage can, 333 00:13:29,282 --> 00:13:31,100 scraping the French toast off my plate, 334 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,519 wishing I had a waffle. 335 00:13:32,619 --> 00:13:34,228 Okay, well, that was a test 336 00:13:34,328 --> 00:13:36,480 and you passed with flying colours, sir. 337 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:39,290 Get your wet egg bread off my plate. 338 00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:43,735 So, where'd you skip off to last night? 339 00:13:43,835 --> 00:13:45,779 Thought we were gonna meet up for a drink. 340 00:13:45,879 --> 00:13:48,213 Yeah. Oh... Ooh. What did I...? 341 00:13:49,506 --> 00:13:51,324 - I got really sick. - Oh. 342 00:13:51,424 --> 00:13:53,618 Yeah. I was puking. 343 00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:55,369 Like, so much. 344 00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:57,287 You know when you, like, puke so much you throw your back out? 345 00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:59,455 - Wow! - Yeah, it hurt. 346 00:13:59,555 --> 00:14:01,374 Sorry. Something you ate? 347 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,334 It was chicken that was really pink inside. 348 00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:05,544 Oh. 349 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,296 I shouldn't have done it. I knew it was wrong. 350 00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:11,214 But I did it anyway. Like a dum-dum. 351 00:14:11,314 --> 00:14:15,592 - [phone buzzes, pings] - Then I went home... alone. 352 00:14:15,692 --> 00:14:17,678 Was it rotisserie chicken? 353 00:14:17,778 --> 00:14:19,095 Because sometimes the ones too close to the heat 354 00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:21,389 look brown on the outside but... 355 00:14:21,489 --> 00:14:23,015 Yeah, it was just chicken. 356 00:14:23,115 --> 00:14:24,533 Mmm. 357 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,288 [whispers] Henry! 358 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,794 - What? - Oh! 359 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,405 I may have found a lead in our [whispers] unsolved murder. 360 00:14:42,505 --> 00:14:45,699 I came across an old police report from 1987 361 00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:48,577 of a woman who got picked up for public drunkenness 362 00:14:48,677 --> 00:14:50,994 and, apparently, she was shouting that her boyfriend, 363 00:14:51,094 --> 00:14:53,831 who was a bus driver, was missing. 364 00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:55,873 But the police never followed up. 365 00:14:55,973 --> 00:14:58,167 - Seems a little thin, but go on. - It was also Valentine's Day. 366 00:14:58,267 --> 00:15:00,794 And we found that pack of candy hearts among the bones. 367 00:15:00,894 --> 00:15:02,503 And if he was... [whispers] murdered, 368 00:15:02,603 --> 00:15:03,921 and then... [whispers] dismembered... 369 00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:06,256 Please maintain a consistent normal speaking volume. 370 00:15:06,356 --> 00:15:07,716 Right, sorry. Just... 371 00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:10,051 Doesn't this all kinda remind you of that Butcher story? 372 00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:12,595 He supposedly dismembered a bus driver, right? 373 00:15:12,695 --> 00:15:14,262 What's your point, Szczepkowski? 374 00:15:14,362 --> 00:15:17,640 Well, some urban legends are based in a kernel of truth. 375 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:20,142 And this woman who is missing, isn't it possible... 376 00:15:20,242 --> 00:15:22,728 That 35 years later there's an elderly maniac 377 00:15:22,828 --> 00:15:24,895 snatching new victims in the woods? 378 00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:26,271 I know. I know. Sorry. 379 00:15:26,371 --> 00:15:28,023 My older brother used to terrorise me 380 00:15:28,123 --> 00:15:29,649 with that story when I was little. 381 00:15:29,749 --> 00:15:30,942 The nursery rhyme still haunts me. 382 00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,651 By succumbing to fear 383 00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:35,378 you're only letting your older sibling win, Szczepkowski. 384 00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:38,673 And they can never win. 385 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,661 [phone rings] 386 00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:48,538 Eden Vale Police Station, how may I direct your call? 387 00:15:48,638 --> 00:15:52,083 You are psychic and know where is missing girl? 388 00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:54,502 Psychic lady, tell me, 389 00:15:54,602 --> 00:15:57,295 what am I thinking about you right now? 390 00:15:57,395 --> 00:16:00,006 So you met actress once 391 00:16:00,106 --> 00:16:03,192 at Comic-Con panel for Demon Bear 4? 392 00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:07,012 Your tip is you are virgin? 393 00:16:07,112 --> 00:16:10,472 Wrong! I got you. 394 00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:13,825 I'm sorry, did I not make myself clear? I think you are scum. 395 00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:17,703 Okay, maybe now I am being too nice. 396 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,440 [Big Hank] I can't believe 397 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:24,858 Louise didn't know Marci had a baby. 398 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,485 You'd think one of her friends would tell her, at least. 399 00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,153 I don't know, Chief. 400 00:16:29,253 --> 00:16:30,946 Lou doesn't really have any close friends. 401 00:16:31,046 --> 00:16:32,906 What? No. She has tons of friends from school. 402 00:16:33,006 --> 00:16:34,574 From my observations, 403 00:16:34,674 --> 00:16:37,075 most of them have moved away or gotten married, sir. 404 00:16:37,175 --> 00:16:38,577 - Lou married her job. - Wait a minute. 405 00:16:38,677 --> 00:16:40,412 She's supposed to be the normal one. 406 00:16:40,512 --> 00:16:44,040 Are you telling me that both my kids have people problems? 407 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,249 Well, at least Henry's got me. 408 00:16:46,349 --> 00:16:48,293 If things didn't keep poppin' up for him last second 409 00:16:48,393 --> 00:16:49,835 we'd hang out all the time. 410 00:16:49,935 --> 00:16:52,021 That just makes me sadder, Bradley. 411 00:16:54,105 --> 00:16:57,550 Uh, hi. Can I help you? 412 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,427 Yeah. I'm Oliver. I'm Sara's boyfriend. 413 00:17:00,527 --> 00:17:01,553 Oh. 414 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,304 Detective Lou Hickman. 415 00:17:03,404 --> 00:17:05,097 I'm so sorry you're going through this. 416 00:17:05,197 --> 00:17:06,223 Yeah. 417 00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:07,974 I've been calling her all day but it goes to voicemail. 418 00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:10,601 Her battery probably just ran out of juice. 419 00:17:10,701 --> 00:17:12,853 We've got everybody out here looking for her. 420 00:17:12,953 --> 00:17:14,854 I'm sure we'll find her safe and sound. 421 00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:16,230 - Right. - [Henry] Lou?! 422 00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:17,565 I think I got something! 423 00:17:17,665 --> 00:17:20,734 [ominous music] 424 00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,086 Henry! 425 00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:24,837 Up here. 426 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,616 I wanted to get a panoramic view. 427 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,826 From a high central viewpoint. 428 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,343 Sherlock Holmes. Yes, I know. 429 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,554 Look right there. 430 00:17:38,097 --> 00:17:39,748 A partial bloody footprint. 431 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:41,709 Seems like it would've been 432 00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,710 just as easy to spot from the ground, but okay. 433 00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,395 Come on, help me collect it. 434 00:17:48,522 --> 00:17:50,231 I actually don't know how to get down. 435 00:17:52,108 --> 00:17:55,260 A bloody footprint. A race against time. 436 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:59,597 A young, very attractive woman, out here somewhere alone, 437 00:17:59,697 --> 00:18:02,933 scantily clad, possibly fighting for her life. 438 00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:07,036 {\an8}Or praying... for an early death. 439 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,355 We have a problem. 440 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,356 We can't check Sara's blood for a DNA match 441 00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,566 because the County lab's centrifuge is broken. 442 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,777 And yet there's an $8,000 coffee machine in there. 443 00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:18,695 6,000. Cyber Monday. 444 00:18:18,795 --> 00:18:22,156 We're looking at 24 hours before our centrifuge is fixed. 445 00:18:22,256 --> 00:18:24,366 Closest working one is four hours away. 446 00:18:24,466 --> 00:18:26,034 That's too long. 447 00:18:26,134 --> 00:18:29,245 I'm used to improvising, but I can't make a centrifuge. 448 00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:33,206 But... I do know of a smart person who could. 449 00:18:33,306 --> 00:18:35,666 Well, of course I could construct one from scratch, 450 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,251 but it would take me at least a full day. 451 00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:39,878 Male confidence. God, it's inspiring. 452 00:18:39,978 --> 00:18:41,921 No, I was talking about Marci. 453 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,382 She's a doctor, she's worked under challenging conditions. 454 00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:46,091 I'm sure she could come up with some kind of hack. 455 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,593 I refuse to concoct some elaborate excuse 456 00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:50,011 to see her again. 457 00:18:50,111 --> 00:18:51,637 That would be clumsy and embarrassing. 458 00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:54,640 I will, however, see her for this legitimate work reason 459 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,026 and we shall keep it completely professional. 460 00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:57,450 Thank you. 461 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,520 I heard about the whole baby situation with Marci. 462 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:04,980 Wow. Stuff spreads like wildfire in this town. 463 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,273 Mm-hmm. 464 00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:08,275 You really think this will work? 465 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,736 We just need a rotating drum that can reach 3,400 RPM 466 00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:13,862 and maintain a temperature of 39 degrees Fahrenheit. 467 00:19:13,962 --> 00:19:16,322 Oh! Hello, Henry. 468 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,283 Hello, Marci. 469 00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:20,284 What can I help you two with? 470 00:19:20,384 --> 00:19:22,702 We need to put blood in your ice cream maker. 471 00:19:22,802 --> 00:19:24,595 Sorry I asked. 472 00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:32,001 - So she went missing... - Ah! 473 00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:34,795 Oh, that was just a bird. Sorry. 474 00:19:34,895 --> 00:19:37,338 I'm sorry, Oliver. Please, go on. 475 00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:39,340 I don't understand. How did she just disappear? 476 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,067 Like, she was literally being filmed the whole time. 477 00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:46,262 - Just a sec. - Wait, Lou, can I go back to...? 478 00:19:46,362 --> 00:19:48,013 - Lily? - Yeah. What? 479 00:19:48,113 --> 00:19:50,182 I need you to get the footage you've shot so far. 480 00:19:50,282 --> 00:19:51,808 - Dailies. - What? 481 00:19:51,908 --> 00:19:53,517 That's the correct film set term. 482 00:19:53,617 --> 00:19:54,977 I'm learning so much in my class. 483 00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:57,353 And also, in England they call them 'rushes'. 484 00:19:57,453 --> 00:20:00,231 And in the 1940s... they... 485 00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:02,582 I'm gonna go and get all the footage. 486 00:20:10,673 --> 00:20:12,032 Still a pistachio guy. 487 00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:13,616 Why would I get something else 488 00:20:13,716 --> 00:20:14,826 when I know I like pistachio? 489 00:20:14,926 --> 00:20:17,077 You might like another flavour just as much? 490 00:20:17,177 --> 00:20:18,411 Maybe even more if you took the risk. 491 00:20:18,511 --> 00:20:19,579 But that risk could backfire 492 00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:20,955 and I'd be forced to eat ice cream which I hate 493 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:22,957 so as to not waste food 494 00:20:23,057 --> 00:20:24,583 when I could just get pistachio, which I know I like. 495 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,184 Some things never change. 496 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,129 This is a great idea. 497 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:32,965 I guess you're used to having to get creative 498 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,757 in places with limited resources. 499 00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:35,883 Oh, yeah. 500 00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:37,384 In Guatemala I had to make an IV drip 501 00:20:37,484 --> 00:20:39,903 out of a raincoat, a coconut and surgical gloves. 502 00:20:40,486 --> 00:20:42,722 - Even I'm surprised it worked. - I'm not. 503 00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:45,390 You've always been the smartest woman I ever met. 504 00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:48,059 Just woman? Not person? 505 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,477 No, I mean... 506 00:20:49,577 --> 00:20:51,770 ...out of all the men and women I've met, you're the smartest. 507 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:53,038 I'm teasing. 508 00:20:56,415 --> 00:20:58,567 So, this film those guys are doing 509 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,819 is based on that urban legend about the Butcher? 510 00:21:00,919 --> 00:21:02,988 Yes. But they gender flipped the victim. 511 00:21:03,088 --> 00:21:04,714 Which I'm against. 512 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,907 Do you remember at camp when Lou tried to scare us all 513 00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:09,868 with that story and nursery rhyme? 514 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,035 Vaguely. I'm not sure. 515 00:21:12,135 --> 00:21:14,204 I think that's when we actually became friends. 516 00:21:14,304 --> 00:21:15,888 I remember thinking 517 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:19,333 that you were the only kid who saw the world like I did. 518 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:22,293 We're the only ones who saw it correctly. 519 00:21:22,393 --> 00:21:25,630 Everyone believes they see the world correctly. 520 00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:26,797 Well, of course. 521 00:21:26,897 --> 00:21:29,133 Each individual's perception of the world is unique to them 522 00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:30,675 and therefore correct. 523 00:21:30,775 --> 00:21:32,318 But you and I are actually right. 524 00:21:37,489 --> 00:21:39,641 - You're a mess. - I'm not a mess. 525 00:21:39,741 --> 00:21:41,683 Everything I'm saying is completely reasonable. 526 00:21:41,783 --> 00:21:43,685 Your face is a mess. 527 00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:45,078 Oh, right. 528 00:21:47,705 --> 00:21:48,939 Thank you. 529 00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:50,374 [laughs] Good. 530 00:21:55,544 --> 00:21:58,421 I don't understand this movie. Where did her shoes go? 531 00:21:58,546 --> 00:21:59,906 I think she lost them in the scene 532 00:22:00,006 --> 00:22:01,865 where she spots the Butcher and runs into a cave. 533 00:22:01,965 --> 00:22:03,742 But they're lace up boots. 534 00:22:03,842 --> 00:22:08,037 She'd have to stop, untie them, take off the boots and socks. 535 00:22:08,137 --> 00:22:09,704 Yeah. You're reading too much into it. 536 00:22:09,804 --> 00:22:12,416 They need to add a scene before she sees him 537 00:22:12,516 --> 00:22:14,625 where she takes off her boots before going to bed. 538 00:22:14,725 --> 00:22:17,127 Why is she going to bed? She doesn't have a tent! 539 00:22:17,227 --> 00:22:18,962 There you go! Another plot hole. 540 00:22:19,062 --> 00:22:20,630 This is one of the many good reasons 541 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:21,881 to go to the movies alone. 542 00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:24,149 Nobody has to hear me complain. 543 00:22:25,651 --> 00:22:27,360 I love going to the movies alone. 544 00:22:28,653 --> 00:22:30,888 I used to go with Gina when we first got married, 545 00:22:30,988 --> 00:22:33,222 but if it was something I wanted to see, 546 00:22:33,322 --> 00:22:35,724 like a fantasy or sci-fi thing, 547 00:22:35,824 --> 00:22:38,661 I spent half the time worried if she was enjoying it. 548 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,521 I'll tell you what. 549 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:45,316 You and me will go to one of your wizard movies sometime 550 00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:47,859 and I'll sit in the row behind you. 551 00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:49,569 You won't have any idea 552 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,946 if I'm enjoying myself or hating every minute of it. 553 00:22:52,046 --> 00:22:54,464 Sorry, but if we go to a movie... 554 00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:57,258 ...I'm definitely sitting next to you. 555 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,223 One serving of separated blood serum, no toppings. 556 00:23:12,269 --> 00:23:13,603 I'll leave you to it. 557 00:23:14,271 --> 00:23:16,690 Why don't we just pick things up where we left off? 558 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:21,343 Like the last seven years didn't happen. 559 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,470 You mean the last seven years 560 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,888 where I had to mourn and process the death of our relationship 561 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:29,057 because of your unilateral and selfish decision to leave town? 562 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,850 Yes. 563 00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:32,518 Let's just pretend that never happened. 564 00:23:32,618 --> 00:23:34,186 You really have not changed. 565 00:23:34,286 --> 00:23:37,188 Hurting you was the biggest mistake of my life. 566 00:23:37,288 --> 00:23:39,607 You said it yourself - when we were together 567 00:23:39,707 --> 00:23:41,650 it feels like we're the only two people in the world. 568 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:44,611 I've never met anyone like you and I know I never will. 569 00:23:44,711 --> 00:23:46,278 So... what do you think? 570 00:23:46,378 --> 00:23:48,905 I think we're not the only two people 571 00:23:49,005 --> 00:23:51,174 in the world anymore, Henry. 572 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:54,243 There's someone else in my life. 573 00:23:54,343 --> 00:23:57,887 Ugh. Of course. Who is he? 574 00:23:59,013 --> 00:24:00,664 - My son. - Oh. Right! 575 00:24:00,764 --> 00:24:03,250 Jean Marc. He likes me. He smiled at me. 576 00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:07,670 Jean Marc will always be my number-one priority. 577 00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:09,171 And I know you, Henry. 578 00:24:09,271 --> 00:24:11,006 I know you could never be happy 579 00:24:11,106 --> 00:24:13,508 being the second most important person in my life. 580 00:24:13,608 --> 00:24:16,426 Good luck with the case. 581 00:24:16,526 --> 00:24:19,863 It's annoying how nice it was to see you again. 582 00:24:24,992 --> 00:24:28,661 [door opens and closes] 583 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:33,940 This is the worst movie I've seen since my wedding video. 584 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,316 Gina's uncle filmed it 585 00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:36,859 and he was six beers in before we started. 586 00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:39,336 It looked like we got married at sea. 587 00:24:41,921 --> 00:24:46,491 Can I ask you something? How come you guys split up? 588 00:24:46,591 --> 00:24:48,760 Well... 589 00:24:50,677 --> 00:24:53,747 We met when we were really young, freshman year of college. 590 00:24:53,847 --> 00:24:56,707 And I tried to be the guy I thought she'd want to be with 591 00:24:56,807 --> 00:24:59,043 because I thought that was what love was. 592 00:24:59,143 --> 00:25:01,127 But then... I don't know, 593 00:25:01,227 --> 00:25:02,837 after we got married 594 00:25:02,937 --> 00:25:04,713 I guess I got tired of trying to be perfect all the time. 595 00:25:04,813 --> 00:25:08,216 I relaxed a little, tried to be more myself. 596 00:25:08,316 --> 00:25:10,635 - Big mistake? - Ha. Yeah. [laughs] 597 00:25:10,735 --> 00:25:12,403 I scared her off good. 598 00:25:13,529 --> 00:25:14,888 No, come on. 599 00:25:14,988 --> 00:25:17,640 You should absolutely be yourself. 600 00:25:17,740 --> 00:25:19,700 Because... you're cool. 601 00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,352 I mean, you're a total nerd. 602 00:25:23,452 --> 00:25:24,854 But you're cool. 603 00:25:24,954 --> 00:25:26,230 Oh, thank you so much. 604 00:25:26,330 --> 00:25:27,272 [laughs] 605 00:25:27,372 --> 00:25:28,774 [Sara, on video] They ruined it! 606 00:25:28,874 --> 00:25:30,650 Oh, my God! There's my truck! 607 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:32,234 Don't tell me I have to go again. 608 00:25:32,334 --> 00:25:34,236 [director] Holy crap! That was so cool! 609 00:25:34,336 --> 00:25:36,154 Is that what I look like? 610 00:25:36,254 --> 00:25:37,989 It's a bad angle. 611 00:25:38,089 --> 00:25:39,549 Fast forward. 612 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,951 Sorry. We're making a movie. 613 00:25:43,051 --> 00:25:44,594 Okay. Let's watch it from here. 614 00:25:47,721 --> 00:25:49,890 Whoa, whoa. Wait. Pause it. Pause it. 615 00:25:51,141 --> 00:25:52,850 There's someone else there. 616 00:25:55,977 --> 00:25:59,214 {\an8}We've reached hour five of 'Terror in the Woods', 617 00:25:59,314 --> 00:26:00,756 {\an8}a Channel 3 exclusive. 618 00:26:00,856 --> 00:26:02,466 We may be facing the worst 619 00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:05,384 as I hear police now suspect foul play. 620 00:26:05,484 --> 00:26:08,054 We're losing light, and with temperatures dropping, 621 00:26:08,154 --> 00:26:11,806 this young, semi-nude actress remains cold, missing, 622 00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:15,409 {\an8}and conceivably... murdered. 623 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:19,187 Like I just murdered that. [laughs] 624 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,855 Yeah, baby. 625 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,648 Look at this. 626 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:25,275 The samples came back showing two different blood types. 627 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,068 One of them matches Sara's DNA, 628 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,527 but it means somebody else was there 629 00:26:28,627 --> 00:26:29,695 and they were bleeding too. 630 00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:32,322 Must've been a struggle. Could be our man in the woods. 631 00:26:32,422 --> 00:26:34,031 We need to talk to Lily and the director 632 00:26:34,131 --> 00:26:35,575 and see if they saw anyone. 633 00:26:35,675 --> 00:26:37,243 Yeah, that's scary stuff. 634 00:26:37,343 --> 00:26:39,452 Be good if, I... 635 00:26:39,552 --> 00:26:41,996 ...I don't know, talk to a friend about it, right? 636 00:26:42,096 --> 00:26:43,664 No. No, this is an open case. 637 00:26:43,764 --> 00:26:45,415 That would be a very bad thing to do. 638 00:26:45,515 --> 00:26:47,083 Sure, sure. I know. 639 00:26:47,183 --> 00:26:49,168 But... you know, if it was closed 640 00:26:49,268 --> 00:26:52,295 and there were friends that you could talk to about it, 641 00:26:52,395 --> 00:26:54,464 and maybe other things too? 642 00:26:54,564 --> 00:26:56,674 Mmm. What is happening right now? 643 00:26:56,774 --> 00:26:59,050 If I had to guess, I'd say the force has moved on 644 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,219 from gossiping about me to gossiping about you. 645 00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:04,680 [laughing] What? No! What are you talking about? 646 00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:07,532 Nobody gossips to me about you guys. 647 00:27:08,908 --> 00:27:11,577 I'm gonna get Lily and our would-be director. 648 00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:15,438 - I have plenty of friends. - Mmm. 649 00:27:15,538 --> 00:27:18,565 We're looking for someone approximately six-foot-one. 650 00:27:18,665 --> 00:27:20,609 How could you possibly know that? 651 00:27:20,709 --> 00:27:22,152 Sara is five-seven. 652 00:27:22,252 --> 00:27:23,528 An earlier shot by that same tree 653 00:27:23,628 --> 00:27:25,195 she comes just underneath that branch. 654 00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:26,906 He's six inches above that. 655 00:27:27,006 --> 00:27:29,241 Which means he's one inch shorter than that doorway. 656 00:27:29,341 --> 00:27:30,408 Let me guess. 657 00:27:30,508 --> 00:27:31,951 You measure all door frames when you enter a room 658 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,494 just in case you need to know. 659 00:27:33,594 --> 00:27:35,745 No, I hit my head on that one earlier. Really hurt. 660 00:27:35,845 --> 00:27:37,414 Lou, you wanted to see us? 661 00:27:37,514 --> 00:27:39,581 Whoa! Check out this joint. 662 00:27:39,681 --> 00:27:41,417 It's not that cool. 663 00:27:41,517 --> 00:27:43,084 Now, did either of you see 664 00:27:43,184 --> 00:27:44,835 anyone else while you were filming? 665 00:27:44,935 --> 00:27:47,129 - No. - Are you absolutely sure? 666 00:27:47,229 --> 00:27:49,089 Wait, what about in the morning? 667 00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:51,675 Oh, yeah! We thought we heard a noise in the woods. 668 00:27:51,775 --> 00:27:54,177 Right after we saw you. I completely forgot. 669 00:27:54,277 --> 00:27:56,929 Was anyone else aware that you were filming here? 670 00:27:57,029 --> 00:27:58,513 No. Not really. 671 00:27:58,613 --> 00:28:00,222 I wanted to keep this project really hush-hush. 672 00:28:00,322 --> 00:28:02,724 'Cause I didn't want someone stealing my idea. So... 673 00:28:02,824 --> 00:28:05,518 Yes, a regional urban legend shot on a phone, 674 00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:06,530 that could start a bidding war. 675 00:28:06,531 --> 00:28:08,103 - Yeah. - Yeah. 676 00:28:08,203 --> 00:28:11,731 Sara's boyfriend, Oliver! 677 00:28:11,831 --> 00:28:14,150 - He knew. - Knew what? 678 00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:16,001 Whoa! God. That was close. 679 00:28:19,003 --> 00:28:20,254 What? 680 00:28:27,552 --> 00:28:29,369 I suppose you're gonna lull him into a confession 681 00:28:29,469 --> 00:28:30,913 by pretending to be nice to him? 682 00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:32,539 No. This guy may have hurt his girlfriend. 683 00:28:32,639 --> 00:28:33,873 He doesn't get the nice-guy treatment. 684 00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,124 We're gonna set a trap for him 685 00:28:35,224 --> 00:28:36,667 using a little trick I learned... 686 00:28:36,767 --> 00:28:38,251 Please don't say, "on a podcast". 687 00:28:38,351 --> 00:28:39,461 ...on a podcast. 688 00:28:39,561 --> 00:28:41,921 See, most people can make up a lie to remember the details. 689 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,381 But if you ask them to repeat the same story backwards 690 00:28:44,481 --> 00:28:46,049 they mess up the order. 691 00:28:46,149 --> 00:28:48,259 I think the ancient Greeks invented it. 692 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:49,802 You made that part up. 693 00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:51,386 Mmm, maybe. 694 00:28:51,486 --> 00:28:54,138 - Hey, how'd it go with Marci? - It went well, obviously. 695 00:28:54,238 --> 00:28:55,682 We obtained the DNA. 696 00:28:55,782 --> 00:28:56,765 Dude. 697 00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:59,267 She begged to get me back, 698 00:28:59,367 --> 00:29:00,978 but I told her to focus on rearing that child. 699 00:29:01,078 --> 00:29:03,996 Is that so? Sounds like you're making that part up. 700 00:29:04,163 --> 00:29:05,731 Should we just focus on questioning the suspect? 701 00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:07,123 Sure. 702 00:29:10,210 --> 00:29:12,486 Mmm. From Portland, huh? 703 00:29:12,586 --> 00:29:14,113 Oh, yeah. Originally. 704 00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:16,030 Guessin' that makes you a Blazers fan. 705 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:18,199 Of course, I was a Sonics girl myself 706 00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:19,908 until they broke my heart by moving. 707 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,202 So you're kind of my natural enemy. 708 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,829 I mean, even if you didn't kill your girlfriend. 709 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,388 What? 710 00:29:27,138 --> 00:29:29,082 - No, I didn't kill her. - I know, I know. 711 00:29:29,182 --> 00:29:31,392 Blazers fan. Kinda hard to trust you, right? 712 00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:34,419 Did you have breakfast this morning? 713 00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:35,545 Yeah... 714 00:29:35,645 --> 00:29:37,922 Smart. It's an important meal. 715 00:29:38,022 --> 00:29:40,090 What'd you have? 716 00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:42,342 I mean, I had a coffee. Why? 717 00:29:42,442 --> 00:29:44,261 Just trying to establish a timeline. 718 00:29:44,361 --> 00:29:45,887 Walk us through your morning. 719 00:29:45,987 --> 00:29:47,596 - No detail's too small. - Okay. 720 00:29:47,696 --> 00:29:50,473 I got up, I went to the bathroom, 721 00:29:50,573 --> 00:29:54,143 I made a coffee, made a piece of toast, with jam. 722 00:29:54,243 --> 00:29:55,769 And then I went for a run. 723 00:29:55,869 --> 00:29:57,061 You listen to music while you run? 724 00:29:57,161 --> 00:29:58,897 I listened to a podcast. 725 00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:00,731 A podcast! About what? 726 00:30:00,831 --> 00:30:02,900 1960s musicals. 727 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,692 - Mmm, fun. - Yeah. 728 00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:07,444 So I got home, I took a shower and shaved, 729 00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:09,988 then I had a yogurt and a banana, 730 00:30:10,088 --> 00:30:11,672 I answered some emails, 731 00:30:11,882 --> 00:30:13,283 and then I got the call about Sara. 732 00:30:13,383 --> 00:30:15,159 So I got in my car and drove straight to the woods. 733 00:30:15,259 --> 00:30:16,493 Okay, now, please. 734 00:30:16,593 --> 00:30:18,537 I'm worried sick. Okay? I'd never hurt her. 735 00:30:18,637 --> 00:30:20,413 We're capable of hurting the ones we love, Oliver. 736 00:30:20,513 --> 00:30:23,541 Yeah, but I didn't do anything to her, okay? I swear! 737 00:30:23,641 --> 00:30:25,375 I told you what I did this morning already. 738 00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:28,627 Yeah. No, no, I... I know, you did. 739 00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:31,212 And now I want you to tell us again. 740 00:30:31,312 --> 00:30:32,463 Backwards. 741 00:30:32,563 --> 00:30:34,632 From when I met you to the moment you woke up. 742 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:37,109 [laughs] 743 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,803 - Are you serious? - Mmm. 744 00:30:39,903 --> 00:30:41,971 Okay. Um... 745 00:30:42,071 --> 00:30:43,722 I drove to the woods, 746 00:30:43,822 --> 00:30:45,891 I... had a yogurt. 747 00:30:45,991 --> 00:30:47,934 I answered some emails. 748 00:30:48,034 --> 00:30:50,727 No, wait. Sorry. I answered some emails first. 749 00:30:50,827 --> 00:30:52,854 Wait, that was after I had a yogurt, though. 750 00:30:52,954 --> 00:30:54,439 But first, if we're talking backwards. 751 00:30:54,539 --> 00:30:56,816 Anyway. Then I had a shower, went for a run. 752 00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:59,234 I also shaved. Wait. Not while I was running. 753 00:30:59,334 --> 00:31:01,194 Okay, this backwards thing's really confusing me, okay! 754 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,779 [phone rings] 755 00:31:03,879 --> 00:31:04,988 Sara! 756 00:31:05,088 --> 00:31:06,907 Baby, you have to help me. 757 00:31:07,007 --> 00:31:08,408 Okay, I'm with the police right now. 758 00:31:08,508 --> 00:31:10,743 - Record it, quickly. - He's getting closer. 759 00:31:10,843 --> 00:31:12,411 Please help! [pants] 760 00:31:12,511 --> 00:31:15,538 - Sara, where are you? - I don't know... 761 00:31:15,638 --> 00:31:18,749 A man was chasing... he was wearing a mask 762 00:31:18,849 --> 00:31:20,042 and ran up this hill. 763 00:31:20,142 --> 00:31:21,710 But I still hear him looking for me. 764 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:22,794 [static] 765 00:31:22,894 --> 00:31:25,379 ...think I'm near a lake because I hear a boat engine. 766 00:31:25,479 --> 00:31:28,131 ...some kind of shack... 767 00:31:28,231 --> 00:31:29,982 [phone beeps] 768 00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:35,220 - What are the Blazers? - I'll tell you later. 769 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:35,904 Okay. 770 00:31:37,905 --> 00:31:40,599 After our database search of properties in the area, 771 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:42,142 we came up with one match - 772 00:31:42,242 --> 00:31:45,103 6'1 male with a criminal record, lives in the area. 773 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,520 Carson, you got the pic? 774 00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:48,647 Just show it on the laptop. 775 00:31:48,747 --> 00:31:52,024 It's easier for everyone to see on the 65-inch 4K screen. 776 00:31:52,124 --> 00:31:54,335 I just need to link the devices. 777 00:31:54,626 --> 00:31:56,236 [Lou] Wait a sec. 778 00:31:56,336 --> 00:31:58,154 That's the guy from this morning 779 00:31:58,254 --> 00:31:59,780 who was angry about them filming near his property. 780 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,073 Ansel Larson. 781 00:32:01,173 --> 00:32:02,574 Lives in a cabin off the grid 782 00:32:02,674 --> 00:32:04,117 not two miles from where Sara disappeared. 783 00:32:04,217 --> 00:32:05,702 That's gotta be our guy. 784 00:32:05,802 --> 00:32:07,911 But, no, his property isn't anywhere near the lake. 785 00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:09,997 And she said she heard a boat engine. 786 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:11,873 There are no shacks or cabins by Eden Lake. 787 00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:13,750 The entire shoreline's a nature preserve. 788 00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:17,085 But a boat engine is a very specific sound. 789 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,379 She wouldn't just make it up if she didn't hear one. 790 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,506 What if it's not a boat she heard? 791 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,715 But something that sounds like a boat engine? 792 00:32:23,815 --> 00:32:24,966 Like what? 793 00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:27,010 Everybody be quiet. 794 00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:31,013 [distant motor whirs] 795 00:32:31,113 --> 00:32:32,597 - What are we...? - Silence! 796 00:32:32,697 --> 00:32:34,223 Can you hear that? 797 00:32:34,323 --> 00:32:35,975 Yeah. The generator. 798 00:32:36,075 --> 00:32:37,684 Sounds just like a boat engine. 799 00:32:37,784 --> 00:32:39,352 [snaps fingers] Ansel lives off grid. 800 00:32:39,452 --> 00:32:40,811 He'd definitely have a generator. 801 00:32:40,911 --> 00:32:42,438 Let's take this guy down. Come on. 802 00:32:42,538 --> 00:32:44,498 Wait. Henry. 803 00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:46,900 It's not Ansel. 804 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,609 I saw his eyes. 805 00:32:48,709 --> 00:32:50,403 I can tell a guy who killed someone 806 00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:51,445 versus a guy who just doesn't 807 00:32:51,545 --> 00:32:53,280 want a film nerd on his property. 808 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:55,990 - Okay, then, who is it? - [sighs] Hear me out. 809 00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:58,700 There's a partial skeleton back at the station. 810 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,203 Someone cut it into pieces and got away with it. 811 00:33:02,303 --> 00:33:04,664 What if whoever did it is still out there? 812 00:33:04,764 --> 00:33:07,249 Don't tell me you're taking an urban legend seriously. 813 00:33:07,349 --> 00:33:08,583 Have you been talking to Szczepkowski 814 00:33:08,683 --> 00:33:09,918 about the bones? 815 00:33:10,018 --> 00:33:12,252 No. Have you been talking to Szczepkowski about them? 816 00:33:12,352 --> 00:33:13,586 Of course not. 817 00:33:13,686 --> 00:33:15,922 Sara said she ran up a hill. 818 00:33:16,022 --> 00:33:18,132 And where Ansel lives is completely flat. 819 00:33:18,232 --> 00:33:20,634 I've got a feeling we're looking in the wrong place. 820 00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:23,053 Well, I'm gonna go with the evidence. 821 00:33:23,153 --> 00:33:24,612 Not feelings. 822 00:33:25,029 --> 00:33:28,240 [motor whirs] 823 00:33:34,953 --> 00:33:37,355 You spend your whole life daydreaming about something 824 00:33:37,455 --> 00:33:38,815 and then one night you're actually 825 00:33:38,915 --> 00:33:41,567 approaching a creepy murder shack with your gun drawn. 826 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:43,484 That's what you daydream about? 827 00:33:43,584 --> 00:33:46,404 First priority is to get the victim out safely. 828 00:33:46,504 --> 00:33:48,780 Carson, take your guys around back, we've got the front. 829 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,907 - I'll keep a watch on the cars. - Szczepkowski? 830 00:33:51,007 --> 00:33:53,534 - Stay here. Here with us. - Mm-hmm. 831 00:33:53,634 --> 00:33:55,135 Alright, everybody ready? 832 00:33:56,303 --> 00:33:57,429 Let's go. 833 00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:07,061 [motor whirs louder] 834 00:34:08,813 --> 00:34:10,005 [Big Hank] Ready? 835 00:34:10,105 --> 00:34:11,965 - Police! - Hands up! 836 00:34:12,065 --> 00:34:14,175 [vacuum cleaner whirs] 837 00:34:14,275 --> 00:34:15,651 [motor stops] 838 00:34:15,901 --> 00:34:17,469 Step away from the appliance, sir. 839 00:34:17,569 --> 00:34:19,028 Needles down. 840 00:34:22,656 --> 00:34:24,391 I am so sorry, sir. 841 00:34:24,491 --> 00:34:27,435 I take full responsibility. It's completely my fault. 842 00:34:27,535 --> 00:34:29,269 I jumped the gun a little bit. 843 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:32,831 I assumed that you were not who you were. 844 00:34:33,957 --> 00:34:35,233 How do you manage to find out 845 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:37,500 the developments in this case so quickly? 846 00:34:39,669 --> 00:34:41,654 Well, anonymous tips. 847 00:34:41,754 --> 00:34:43,489 You know, as a respected local journalist... 848 00:34:43,589 --> 00:34:45,281 Can I see your phone? 849 00:34:45,381 --> 00:34:46,632 My...? 850 00:34:48,801 --> 00:34:52,787 Only if you give me an exclusive live-on-camera interview. 851 00:34:52,887 --> 00:34:54,430 Deal. 852 00:34:57,183 --> 00:34:58,333 Okay, you ready? 853 00:34:58,433 --> 00:35:01,311 971. Of course. 854 00:35:02,937 --> 00:35:06,340 I'm here live with Detective Henry Hickman. 855 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,842 Detective, what can you tell us about the case? 856 00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:11,318 No comment. 857 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:16,405 [crickets chirp, birds squawk] 858 00:35:23,995 --> 00:35:26,205 - [phone buzzes, rings] - Ahh! 859 00:35:27,664 --> 00:35:28,999 - What? - Where are you? 860 00:35:29,124 --> 00:35:31,651 - Ansel was a dead end. - What a surprise. 861 00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:34,069 - I'm by the lake. - Without back...? 862 00:35:34,169 --> 00:35:36,129 I'm fine. I just... 863 00:35:37,296 --> 00:35:39,215 - Hold on a sec. - Where are you...? 864 00:35:41,466 --> 00:35:44,719 I knew it! There's a boat. 865 00:35:45,427 --> 00:35:48,997 Louise, don't go anywhere... Not without... 866 00:35:49,097 --> 00:35:50,556 ...know who did this! 867 00:35:52,057 --> 00:35:53,375 Bingo. 868 00:35:53,475 --> 00:35:55,085 Don't...! [cuts out] 869 00:35:55,185 --> 00:35:58,980 [ominous music] 870 00:36:14,366 --> 00:36:15,785 [gasps] 871 00:36:16,118 --> 00:36:17,602 Oh, my God. 872 00:36:17,702 --> 00:36:19,478 - You're here! - Sara? 873 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:22,064 Oh, thank God! Thank God you came! 874 00:36:22,164 --> 00:36:23,816 Are you okay? Are you hurt? 875 00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:26,818 I was tied up. He'll be back soon. 876 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:29,195 - We have to get out of here. - Stay right here. 877 00:36:29,295 --> 00:36:31,171 Uh, no... 878 00:36:35,550 --> 00:36:38,052 Please! Quick! We have to go! 879 00:36:45,515 --> 00:36:47,517 Fresh from Vernon Lumber, huh? 880 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,339 And you were able to just... untie yourself? 881 00:36:54,439 --> 00:36:56,006 Yes! 882 00:36:56,106 --> 00:36:58,150 We have to go now. Please! 883 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:03,012 I don't wanna diiiiiiiiiieeeeeee! 884 00:37:03,112 --> 00:37:06,489 [wails] 885 00:37:08,575 --> 00:37:12,286 Nadia was right. You are a terrible actress. 886 00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:14,871 You're also in a lot of trouble. 887 00:37:15,913 --> 00:37:17,940 Well, okay, that was rude. 888 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,276 A bloody footprint, a race against time... 889 00:37:21,376 --> 00:37:23,402 Terror in the Woods is trending. 890 00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:25,363 God, everything's working perfectly. 891 00:37:25,463 --> 00:37:27,740 Tyler, I got interrogated by the police. 892 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,074 And they weren't supposed to be there this morning 893 00:37:30,174 --> 00:37:32,159 when I was the man in the woods. 894 00:37:32,259 --> 00:37:34,536 You being a suspect helps us. Gives the story legs. 895 00:37:34,636 --> 00:37:36,037 Plus, it's not like you actually did anything. 896 00:37:36,137 --> 00:37:39,081 - Well, that's not really true. - It was his idea. 897 00:37:39,181 --> 00:37:41,416 Fake videos, building a shack in the woods - 898 00:37:41,516 --> 00:37:42,584 that's a lot of work 899 00:37:42,684 --> 00:37:44,293 just to bring some attention to your little movie. 900 00:37:44,393 --> 00:37:46,670 - Thanks, man. - Not a compliment. 901 00:37:46,770 --> 00:37:48,505 There is such a thing as bad publicity. 902 00:37:48,605 --> 00:37:50,423 I gotta hand it to you. 903 00:37:50,523 --> 00:37:51,924 I mean, who could resist 904 00:37:52,024 --> 00:37:53,885 the story of the actress in the horror movie 905 00:37:53,985 --> 00:37:56,136 being abducted by the crazy man in the woods 906 00:37:56,236 --> 00:37:57,820 the movie is based on? 907 00:37:59,113 --> 00:38:00,931 I mean, was that a compliment? 908 00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:02,349 Kind of. 909 00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:04,351 Using the blood from Sara's cut toe, 910 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,978 cutting your own hand to create two sets of DNA. 911 00:38:07,078 --> 00:38:10,480 But, Oliver, next time you give a journalist information, 912 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,774 don't use a phone with the Portland area code. 913 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,691 And hire a better actress. 914 00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:15,901 I told you she sucked. 915 00:38:16,001 --> 00:38:17,653 Hey! That's my girlfriend. 916 00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:19,445 Look, breaking into show business 917 00:38:19,545 --> 00:38:21,155 requires making a big splash. 918 00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:22,948 Now I'll get a great agent 919 00:38:23,048 --> 00:38:25,158 and people will throw money at me to make a real movie. 920 00:38:25,258 --> 00:38:27,868 Or at least a limited series based on a podcast. 921 00:38:27,968 --> 00:38:30,954 The only thing you're gonna be making is license plates. 922 00:38:31,054 --> 00:38:33,681 You're under arrest and you're going to jail. 923 00:38:34,390 --> 00:38:35,666 Prisoners in Washington State 924 00:38:35,766 --> 00:38:37,418 don't make license plates anymore. 925 00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:38,919 Just a figure of speech. 926 00:38:39,019 --> 00:38:41,379 Now that your former collaborators 927 00:38:41,479 --> 00:38:44,423 are facing prison time over this elaborate hoax, 928 00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:47,091 how do you feel about being duped by them? 929 00:38:47,191 --> 00:38:49,427 Does it make you feel a little gullible? 930 00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,178 Well, Lance. 931 00:38:51,278 --> 00:38:53,430 This is my first time making a movie 932 00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:55,723 so I'm going easy on myself. 933 00:38:55,823 --> 00:38:58,867 {\an8}But they fooled you too, and you're old as hell. 934 00:39:02,453 --> 00:39:04,521 I'm so proud of the way we worked together 935 00:39:04,621 --> 00:39:05,898 to solve that crazy case. 936 00:39:05,998 --> 00:39:07,482 Well, we thought it was the wrong guy. So... 937 00:39:07,582 --> 00:39:09,650 Yeah, I basically solved it. 938 00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,735 And I told her girl was bad actress, 939 00:39:11,835 --> 00:39:13,403 which was key to case, so... 940 00:39:13,503 --> 00:39:15,655 But the main point is that we solved it. 941 00:39:15,755 --> 00:39:17,364 The women solved it. 942 00:39:17,464 --> 00:39:19,283 I'm not done with my... Ah... 943 00:39:19,383 --> 00:39:21,176 Wait, wait, honey? 944 00:39:23,678 --> 00:39:26,914 Look, I, uh ... I've been feeling a little guilty - 945 00:39:27,014 --> 00:39:29,248 well, a lot guilty - lately. 946 00:39:29,348 --> 00:39:31,500 'Cause I think I've asked a lot of you 947 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,002 as a detective and a daughter. 948 00:39:34,102 --> 00:39:35,462 You haven't asked anything of me. 949 00:39:35,562 --> 00:39:37,589 I do things because I choose to. 950 00:39:37,689 --> 00:39:39,006 Yeah. I know that. 951 00:39:39,106 --> 00:39:40,549 But I just wonder sometimes 952 00:39:40,649 --> 00:39:42,092 if it's not coming at the expense 953 00:39:42,192 --> 00:39:43,801 of... friends. 954 00:39:43,901 --> 00:39:45,345 - You know, a life. - Pfft. 955 00:39:45,445 --> 00:39:46,929 I have a life. 956 00:39:47,029 --> 00:39:48,972 A life outside of work. 957 00:39:49,072 --> 00:39:51,349 People you go and have fun with. 958 00:39:51,449 --> 00:39:54,267 Someone to talk to and hang out with that isn't Henry. 959 00:39:54,367 --> 00:39:56,769 I do not hang out with Henry! 960 00:39:56,869 --> 00:39:58,480 That's even worse. 961 00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:00,439 I think it's important that you have friends, 962 00:40:00,539 --> 00:40:02,191 that you have a confidante. 963 00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:04,567 I am her confidante. 964 00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:08,320 We have long text chain you know nothing about. 965 00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:11,923 We are BFFs, like in Beaches. 966 00:40:13,591 --> 00:40:14,700 Yes. We are. 967 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,495 I am Bette Midler. You are the one who dies. 968 00:40:18,595 --> 00:40:21,705 I hope you don't talk too much about me on that text chain. 969 00:40:21,805 --> 00:40:23,374 - We don't. - Not at all. 970 00:40:23,474 --> 00:40:24,750 Okay. 971 00:40:24,850 --> 00:40:27,252 Well, okay, I'm gonna get some ice cream. 972 00:40:27,352 --> 00:40:29,519 No. Sit. You must eat less sugar. 973 00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:32,506 No, no, I got pistachio. 'Cause Henry loves pistachio. 974 00:40:32,606 --> 00:40:34,423 - Don't you, Henry? - Yep. 975 00:40:34,523 --> 00:40:36,692 - Still do. - Yep. Come on. 976 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,721 Thank you for rescuing me. He's driving me insane. 977 00:40:41,821 --> 00:40:45,098 Yes, it is annoying when a parent is right 978 00:40:45,198 --> 00:40:47,433 and makes good point. 979 00:40:47,533 --> 00:40:49,352 You fix this problem 980 00:40:49,452 --> 00:40:53,287 or you'll be old lady who feeds birds on bench. 981 00:40:55,623 --> 00:40:57,691 Yeah. Honestly, that sounds... 982 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,542 ...like a dream, but I get your point. 983 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,238 ['Lick Your Wounds' by Andy Shauf plays] 984 00:41:04,338 --> 00:41:07,282 ♪ Find my heartbeat ♪ 985 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:10,342 ♪ Drugs and failures ♪ 986 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:15,889 ♪ Make your way to cure my senses ♪ 987 00:41:16,097 --> 00:41:21,584 ♪ Close your blue eyes, kiss my dry lips ♪ 988 00:41:21,684 --> 00:41:27,130 ♪ Fall in love with my own loneliness ♪ 989 00:41:27,230 --> 00:41:34,069 ♪ Baby, lick your wounds ♪ 990 00:41:38,947 --> 00:41:45,119 ♪ Baby, lick your wounds. ♪