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I bet we've been together for a million
years.

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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.

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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

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What would we do, baby, without a...

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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Sha -la -la -la.

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Do you think I have to learn how to cook
first?

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Not necessarily, Mom. You wrote an
article about Eskimo mating rituals, and

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never... Bad example.

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No, Mom, I'm really jealous.

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Since we've seen them last, they've been
to Alaska, Russia, China, Tibet.

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What's our next trip gonna be?

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Well, in June, your cousin Harold's
getting married in Pittsburgh.

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Wow, we better get our passports ready.

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Well, the projector's set up.

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Where are the slides, Julia?

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I'll get them. They're in my bag.

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Boy, Alex is going to be so excited when
he comes home and finds you here.

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Excited or panicked?

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You know, Alex was intimidated by you
when he was younger, but I'm sure he's

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over that by now.

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Who are you kidding?

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I bet he's still terrified of her.

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Oh, who are we supposed to be doing
dishes tonight?

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Alex.

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Who's on backup?

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Valerie.

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Oh, we have two winners tonight,
Jennifer and Valerie.

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So where's Alex? Why isn't he home yet?

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I have to be honest, Carrie. I don't
usually worry about that sort of thing.

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I see you two are as close as ever.

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Carrie, I've never understood why you're
attracted to him.

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Neither have I. That's the beauty of it.

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What do you possibly see in him?

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Well, for one thing, I like the fact
that I can beat him up.

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We all do.

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Boy, I love it when Carrie and her mom
are here.

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It's like my dinner with Andre.

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With who?

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It's a movie.

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Oh.

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Alex, where have you been? You missed
dinner.

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I just spent two hours arguing with Dr.
Schulte about the school dress code.

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Our school doesn't have a dress code.

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It does now.

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I wouldn't wear that to school tomorrow
if I were you.

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You really think you're hot stuff, huh,
Alex?

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Pretty hot, yeah.

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You're sitting on top of the world,
aren't you?

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You bet.

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Remember Carrie Newman?

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Uh, Carrie Newman?

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Yeah, what does she have to do with
anything?

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She's in the living room.

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Uh, Carrie Newman is in this house now?

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Oh, my God.

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He's so cute when he falls apart.

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Since you two are kids, she's had you
running around in circles. I love it.

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Come on, Jennifer, let's get the rest of
the dishes.

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Don't leave me.

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Uh, all right.

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All right, don't panic.

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You're older now.

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You're more mature.

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You can handle this.

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I gotta get out of here.

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Hi, Alan.

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Carrie!

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I was just coming in.

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You always enter a room backwards?

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I'm breaking in a new pair of shoes.

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Uh, you look great, Carrie.

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It's quite an outfit.

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Thanks. I found it in a flea market in
Brazil.

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Belonged to an Amazon woman who had many
male slaves.

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You don't look so bad yourself.

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Oh, thanks. Uh, JCPenney, Toledo.

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Never worn by anyone else.

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Uh, Carrie, now don't try anything,
okay?

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My parents are in the next room.

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Take it easy, Alex. All I want is a
friendly hello hug.

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How about a friendly hello wave?

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Mom.

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You don't hug easy, Alex.

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So, uh, how long are you and your mom in
town for this time?

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Overnight? A couple of days. We're back
for good. Oh.

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Julia took a job as regional
correspondent for Newsweek.

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We're staying with you until our house
is ready.

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Huh.

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Alex, you're hyperventilating.

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There's nothing hyper about this
ventilating.

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It's good to see you, Alex.

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Old friends are special friends.

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It's good to see you, too, Carrie.

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You know, Alex... The last time I saw
you, you were wearing a blonde wig and

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pinafore.

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That whole thing was your idea.

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Remember, you wanted to paint my
picture.

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Alex in Wonderland.

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What do you say we go out tomorrow
night?

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Out of the question.

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Carrie, it is the man's responsibility
to make the advance today, and it's the

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woman's duty to fight him off.

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Anyway, if we were to go out, I should
be the one to ask.

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Okay, ask.

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Don't ask if you're telling me to ask.

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I mean, that's the same as you asking
me.

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I am the man. I call the shots.

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Mom.

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Oh, yeah, they are.

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Four years old, Carrie and Alex taking a
bath.

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Can we speed it up a little, please?

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Let's give everyone a chance to study
the slide, Alex.

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This isn't film school, Dad.

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Wasn't Alex adorable?

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He looked so round and soft and cuddly.

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Like a gerbil.

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Sorry,

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last line. Well, those were great.

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Thanks, Julia.

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You're welcome. Carrie developed a lot
of the recent ones herself.

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I've got a darkroom in the house.

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I bet you do.

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Hi. Yeah, sure.

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Victor!

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Can I come in and meet some of my
friends?

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No. I mean, I can't. My motor's running.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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Victor, it's so nice to see you.

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Well, see you all later.

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Have a good time.

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Nice almost meeting you.

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Yeah. Sure.

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Wow, Victor's a real hunk. Where'd she
meet him?

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We used to live next door to his parole
officer.

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Parole officer?

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Mrs. Newman, how can you let her go out
with a guy like that?

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I trust Carrie.

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I am opposed to this date.

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I just want to say, for the record, that
I am opposed to this.

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So recorded.

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Now, this whole thing is my fault. I
mean, if I had gone out with Carrie like

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she asked me to, she wouldn't have to go
out with societal dregs.

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You're dying to go out with her, but you
don't have the guts to do it.

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No, no, no, that's where you're wrong.

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I'm going to ask her out, but not
because I want to. I'll do it because

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calls me.

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I owe it to Carrie to save her from
herself.

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I've got to be strong for both of us.

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Gee, the ship that has lost her way in
the night, and I'm her lighthouse.

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I've got to show her the way. And if I
succeed, we'll both be better human

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beings and better citizens.

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Sounds like a fun date.

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Alex, I thought you went to bed hours
ago.

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Where could she be?

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I'm telling you, Carrie is headed for
trouble.

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Someone has got to show her how a proper
young lady should act.

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Let me guess what that someone should
be.

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I have got a whole date planned.

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It's going to be a very wholesome
evening.

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I thought we'd start with a quick trip
through the art museum.

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Good choice. You're having a wonderful
exhibit on the Renaissance nude.

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Probably wouldn't have been time anyway.

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Oh, okay, okay. First, we'll go to the
Red Cross, donate blood.

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Then, uh, I figured we'd tail the
bookmobile for a while.

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If time permits, we'll go to the
orphanage, pass out lollipops.

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Alex, you don't go to any of these
places.

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Well, I'm not doing this for me, Mom.

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I'm doing this for Carrie.

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Why don't you just admit that you want
to go out with her because you like her?

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Like her?

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Mom, I am doing this because I'm her
friend.

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I am not romantically attracted to her
at all.

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Attraction there.

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Well, it's late.

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I think maybe we should all be going up
now, don't you?

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Come on, Elise.

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They don't need ushers.

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Kids.

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Why did you wait up for me, Alex?

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Oh, I didn't wait up.

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I'm always up at this hour. I happen to
be...

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Something of a night owl. I move by the
rhythms of the night.

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Where have you been?

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Dancing. There are no dance clubs open
at this hour. Streets are open. The

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are open.

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If you want to dance, you can dance
wherever you are.

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Even in the kitchen.

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Okay, you can lead.

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Hey, Carrie, Carrie, I don't want to
dance. I want to talk.

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We can dance and talk at the same time.

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No, not me. I'd have to dance, talk, and
nothing count.

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Okay, Alex, what is it?

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Uh, Carrie, I'd like to offer you a
unique experience with me that will

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your life.

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I like a man with confidence.

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Uh, uh, Carrie?

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I think that you and I should go out.

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Great. It's a little late, but what the
hell, let's go.

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00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,130
Oh, no, no, no, not now. Tomorrow night.

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Oh, okay. I'm free tomorrow night. You
know, it would be really wild. Wait a

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minute, Carrie.

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Carrie, I am planning the state.

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I decide what we do and when we do it
and how much we enjoy it.

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All you have to do is be ready when I
pick you up.

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00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,880
Okay. Which room do you want to pick me
up in?

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Right, I forgot.

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We're staying in the same house.

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In the next room.

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Well, I better rest up for tomorrow
night.

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Good night, Alex.

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Unique experience that will change my
life.

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I don't think I'll be able to go to
sleep now.

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Come on, Mallory, will you get out of
the bathroom already?

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You've been in there for the better part
of the century.

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Next time, I'll just take a sponge bath.

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Uh, Dad, I didn't know you were in
there. I told Mallory to let me know as

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as she came out.

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I gotta have a shower before my date.
What time are you going out?

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Eight o 'clock.

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Just under three hours.

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You hurry, you'll make it.

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Oh, hey, the shower curtain was closed
and the water was running. How could you

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tell?

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My mind must have been somewhere else.

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Go ahead. Finish your shower.

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I'm too tense now.

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I might drown.

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I'll tell you what.

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We can take one together and then I can
save you if you start to drown.

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Okay, Carrie, please. Will you just go
in and take your shower?

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I'd like to be alone right now.

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Okay, okay.

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By the way, don't bother to change. You
look great.

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to call my brownie troop?

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Why not?

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Why not? I have no dignity left.

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You don't start out with much.

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Alex!

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I forgot to give you your robe.

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Uh, yeah.

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It's my robe, all right.

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Alex, I'm shocked.

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the world's most wholesome date to me.

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Oh.

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Hey,

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this

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is quite a place.

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Don't you think?

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your customer, Alex.

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Uh, this is Carrie.

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Oh, wow!

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Sherry and Carrie.

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Isn't that cute? Our names almost rhyme.

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It's staggering.

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Imagine the odds.

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So, what will the gang be having?

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Uh, two apple pie and two glasses of
milk.

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No, wait. Actually, make that...

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One glass of milk, two straws.

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I hope I'm not being too forward.

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You can't.

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I'll be right back.

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Don't miss me.

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We won't.

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You know, it's really nice to be here
with you, Carrie.

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Thank you.

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It's nice to be with you, Alex.

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I was kind of hoping we could go
somewhere with...

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A little more ambiance.

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More romantic.

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More intimate.

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Maybe some candlelight.

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00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,860
Ah, there's candlelight right over
there.

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Alex, would you say that I've been a
pretty good sport tonight?

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Uh, yeah.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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Did I complain when you took me to the
bingo finals at the senior citizens'

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home?

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00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:43,000
No. Did I complain when we went to the
immigration center to watch new citizens

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being sworn in?

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00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,160
No. Alex, let's get out of here.

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Come on. We could go skydiving or
horseback riding or dancing.

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I know a great club with a really hot
band.

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I want to get crazy with you, Alex.
Don't you want to get crazy with me?

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I mean, no, no, no, we can't.

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because it defeats the whole purpose of
this night.

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We can have fun without having fun.

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Alex, you can't tell me this is a normal
date for you. The purpose of tonight

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was not to have a normal date.

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Well, you've succeeded there.

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This is not the Alex that I wanted to go
out with.

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My Alex made me laugh.

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He made me feel special.

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And I can make him laugh and feel
special.

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That Alex has no place here.

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I'm here instead.

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00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,900
Carrie, I'm worried about you.

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00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,540
What are you talking about?

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You know what I'm talking about.

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I'm talking about the way you act.

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The way you dress. The way you talk.

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You don't act like a girl should act.
You should be more like... Sherry?

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00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,030
What is wrong with Sherry?

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You put a brain in that head, you got a
real special girl.

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00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:19,950
So that's what tonight was all about?
You were trying to show me how to be a

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good little girl?

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Carrie, you've got to settle down before
you do some damage.

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I just want you to have some pride, some
self -respect.

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I just want you to see that there are
other options.

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You're right.

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There are other options.

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And I'm going to exercise one of them
right now.

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See you around, Alex.

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Hi, Alex.

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Hi.

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Up kind of late, aren't you?

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00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:55,350
To be honest, I'm waiting up for
Mallory.

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I know it's old -fashioned, but every
time she goes out with a new boy, I

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help worrying a little.

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00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:03,270
I didn't know that.

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That's because I usually worry upstairs.

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00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,380
There's a lot more to worry about with
girls than with boys, isn't there?

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00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,260
Not more worries, just different ones.

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00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,760
But you would say that a girl has to be
more careful than a guy.

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00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:22,440
You know, worry more about her
reputation, her demeanor, the way she

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public.

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00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:24,940
Where's Carrie?

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She walked out on me.

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All I was trying to do was help her, and
that's the thanks I get.

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00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,580
Maybe she didn't want to be helped.

335
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,680
Maybe she's happy the way she is.

336
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,740
Well, maybe she's happy with it, but I'm
not.

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00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,900
I guess that's the real problem, isn't
it?

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00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360
Mm -hmm.

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Why am I driving myself crazy?

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00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,500
I mean, she's not going to change.

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Not likely.

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00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,840
I guess I better just forget about her,
huh?

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00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,380
That would solve the problem.

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00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:03,980
Yeah.

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00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:06,320
You're right. It would.

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Thanks, Dad. Good night.

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Good night, Alex.

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00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,540
Why do I have to be the one to change?

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Because you want to be with her.

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00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,260
You know what I feel like when Carrie
and I are together?

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I feel like an astronaut who never went
through the training program.

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00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,320
I'm out there in some other world, and I
don't even know how to fly the ship.

353
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:38,100
Well, then, uh, you were lucky to be
with someone who does.

354
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,360
Yeah.

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00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,300
I guess you're right, I am lucky.

356
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,320
It's pretty amazing out there.

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00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:48,540
I know.

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00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:50,320
I married an astronaut myself.

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00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:59,140
Uh, Dad, if, uh, boys and girls are
supposed to be treated the same, how

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00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,140
you're waiting on for Mallory?

361
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:02,580
Because you're already home.

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00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:15,400
Uh, well, uh, I think I'll finish my
waiting upstairs.

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00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,000
Just want to say right off, I don't know
why I came back.

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00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:30,760
I think I do.

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00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:36,570
You wanted to tell me what a jerk I was,
how rude I was, how obnoxious,

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presumptuous, manipulative.

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00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:41,150
Keep going. I think you're on the door.

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00:21:44,110 --> 00:21:45,510
Carrie, I am sorry.

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00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:49,690
Boys, this evening really backfired.

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00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:56,130
I wanted to reform you, to turn you into
a real lady, and instead... Instead

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00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:57,130
what?

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I think maybe you already are a lady.

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It's just that you're a different kind
of lady from the kind of lady that I

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00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:08,520
think about when I think about the word
lady.

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00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:14,660
Alex, what if I decided to become the
good little girl you want me to be?

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00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:18,080
Do you really think either of us would
be happy with that?

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00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,500
I don't know.

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00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,680
Carrie, we're so different.

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00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:29,480
Why do we like each other so much?
Because we are so different.

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00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:33,110
Because we see in each other something
we don't see in ourselves.

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00:22:35,130 --> 00:22:36,810
That's what it's always been about,
Alex.

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00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:39,890
What are we going to do?

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00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:42,870
What do we want to do?

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00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:53,930
I'm glad I asked.

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00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,530
Will you go out with me tonight?

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00:22:57,950 --> 00:22:58,869
I already did.

387
00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:01,250
No, no, no. I mean, again, it's still
early.

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I know a real romantic place.

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00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,010
Great ambiance.

390
00:23:06,530 --> 00:23:07,530
Sounds nice.

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00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,900
Sit, Ubu, sit.

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00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:55,340
Good dog.