1 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,401 This is the army. 2 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:30,023 It's about learning how to do it a soldier. 3 00:00:30,284 --> 00:00:31,850 And there's more. 4 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,883 Those are water streams bone-chilling cold... 5 00:00:40,022 --> 00:00:42,273 and a hot meal warm people. 6 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,169 It's softball and low bridges. 7 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,547 There are hundreds of ways to assert yourself. 8 00:00:48,628 --> 00:00:51,360 MILITARY LINE 9 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:55,673 That night, I decided It's best to go back home. 10 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:59,016 That's my philosophy, $100 box of poker and $3 pair of shoes. 11 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,977 Yes, sir. 12 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:06,149 I think I never have fun like this. 13 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,529 - Thanks a lot. - Thank. 14 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:21,165 I have a nice taxi and cozy right here. 15 00:01:21,377 --> 00:01:22,569 She can be sure of that. 16 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:25,835 - Downtown. - Let's go. 17 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,193 Thanks for the ride. 18 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,743 Damned. 19 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,539 I thought it was dog around her neck. 20 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,042 If so, that's humorous then it's free. 21 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:09,086 I want to go to the airport and I want you Be careful with the bags. 22 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,172 Don't scratch them. 23 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,050 Allow me. 24 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:15,760 Thank. 25 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,407 Be careful with that those. 26 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,786 Ma'am, perhaps you want to eat your luggage. 27 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,913 I'm in a hurry. 28 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,587 Oh my balls. 29 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,439 Hello! 30 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,817 This is basic English. 31 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:18,030 I'm Russell Ziskey... 32 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,075 and will be your teacher in the next 5 weeks. 33 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,687 I want you guys call me Russell... 34 00:03:22,812 --> 00:03:24,706 and I will call you by name... 35 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:29,292 Because honestly, I'm having trouble with the pronunciation of some surnames. 36 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,800 I know you're nervous about jumping start speaking English now... 37 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,970 But I need to know first something because... 38 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,847 I have never done this. 39 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:45,975 How many people can say that I speak English quite well... 40 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,394 but still having some difficulties? 41 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,023 A little English? 42 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,861 Yes. He said okay a little English? 43 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:03,826 You bastard. Damned. 44 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,501 I have never been this way. 45 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:16,297 I'm sure there's a lot of sugar I have gone but she has not gone. 46 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,507 What's your name? 47 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:22,178 John Ringer? Why is there the name Ringer? 48 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,847 Winger. I am an adopted child. 49 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,683 I spend most of my life at charitable establishments. 50 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:28,812 I'm not surprised. 51 00:04:29,078 --> 00:04:31,888 I see you as an ordinary person typical. 52 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:41,405 Actually I'm a photographer. I do this job because I love people. 53 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:44,700 There's nothing better than meeting you people like you... 54 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,912 then get acquainted and take photos Some photos while driving. 55 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,441 You stop. Turn around, look at the road. 56 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,552 Turn around and don't take any more pictures. 57 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,336 Thanks a lot. 58 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,422 You go too fast. 59 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,341 No, not very fast. Really. 60 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:03,219 I wish I didn't drink this morning That cough syrup. 61 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,679 Oh my God. 62 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,893 - I will die. - No! 63 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:14,689 - Just hold the steering wheel. - I won't die. 64 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,367 You... 65 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:30,454 You should have your driver's license revoked. 66 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:35,668 I'll write down your name... 67 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:42,008 and give it to the agency have authority. G-E-R. 68 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,051 You are a bad person. 69 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:47,263 And you will forever be like that. Rude stuff. 70 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,434 It's heartbreaking. 71 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,688 I don't think I want to endured her insults. 72 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,976 I know I don't want to take her and luggage to the airport. 73 00:05:59,105 --> 00:06:00,652 What do you think? 74 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,829 Get rid of that car, man. 75 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:18,502 Hey, you can't stop in the middle of the bridge. 76 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,680 You quickly get back in the car. 77 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:35,061 Alright. Very good. I want to try one more time... 78 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,313 then we will rest. 79 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:41,096 I met her on a Monday. And my heart stopped beating. 80 00:06:44,912 --> 00:06:47,902 Someone told me Her name is Jill. 81 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,370 Alright. Great! See you next week. 82 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,332 We'll learn some new tunes and have fun. Goodbye. 83 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,626 Goodbye. 84 00:07:00,172 --> 00:07:03,811 One day there will be something I want. It will be mine. 85 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,080 But if not so It's okay. 86 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:11,783 As long as there's sunlight and the sky is clear. 87 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,730 Hey, that's my car. 88 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,733 - This! - Instant Finance Company. 89 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:25,236 You're behind on money. 90 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,933 I'm here. 91 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,483 - John, is that you? - Are not! 92 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,345 Did you remember to get the dress? for me? 93 00:08:06,969 --> 00:08:08,548 Have. 94 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,536 Hello sweetie. You came home a little early, didn't you? 95 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,705 - YES. - How are you today? 96 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,540 Good. 97 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,959 I bought it for you Another pizza. 98 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,604 I have one day really bad. 99 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,732 Sure. 100 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,452 He quit his job. 101 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,041 I can't stand it this scene again. 102 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,002 I know. You have to fix it. 103 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,463 - This is ridiculous. - Correct. 104 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,089 Last week he said the same thing. 105 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,468 What can you fix? in 1 week? 106 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,138 Not a week, John. It's been 6 months. 107 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,932 Nothing has changed. 108 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,477 He slept until noon, then watched movie "Rocky and Bullwinkle". 109 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,938 Then he drove a taxi for a few hours. 110 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,190 He came home and asked for food. 111 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,769 Then he dreamed of albums Tito Puente's Silliness... 112 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:30,143 until 2 am. 113 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,404 Tito Puente will die and I will say: 114 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,074 "I listened to his music and thought he was wonderful." 115 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,618 After that, he watched movies until morning. 116 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,329 Then he went to bed with me. 117 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,658 I don't think that consume energy? 118 00:09:43,004 --> 00:09:44,412 I'm a sex machine. 119 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,168 Most men cannot pamper me. 120 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,505 I read books outside just so I can pamper you. 121 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,257 It's not funny. 122 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,552 There's nothing you can do, John. 123 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,931 Not cute anymore. 124 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,897 It's a bit cute. 125 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:12,194 Come on. He belongs to the generation lost direction and concern. 126 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,488 I want you to race to the Senate? 127 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,699 I don't know what I want. 128 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,743 I just know that I don't need you anymore. 129 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,916 So the basic problem is Are you still hanging around here? 130 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:30,170 Where is my sharp knife? Anita! 131 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,093 I need you. 132 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,054 Come on, John. 133 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,557 I know that no big deal. 134 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,600 - Anita... - No. 135 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,638 John, no way. 136 00:10:45,881 --> 00:10:47,445 I like you, But I need more things. 137 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,542 I need someone will grow with you... 138 00:10:49,739 --> 00:10:51,477 people will grow up with you. Goodbye. 139 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,319 - Who can be more mature than you? - Goodbye. 140 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,988 Let's talk about potential develop. 141 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,782 You are a little acorn will become a great oak tree. 142 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:02,536 I can't go. All trees will die. 143 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,588 Then disappointment will set in. 144 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,268 Go away. 145 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,821 Hi John. 146 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,575 How are you? 147 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,703 No problem. 148 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,123 Nice throw. 149 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,755 Any help? 150 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,715 I can drink Last can of beer? 151 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,343 - Are not. - We'll split it in half. 152 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,183 I have an enjoyable morning. 153 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,894 In the past 2 hours... 154 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,898 I lost my job, my apartment... 155 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,818 car and girlfriend. 156 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,153 He is still healthy. 157 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,413 This! That's right, thank you. Throw that up here. 158 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,668 There you are! 159 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,379 Here it is. Come with dad. Throw that away. Throw away. 160 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,091 Oh my god. 161 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,635 Thank. 162 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,805 The military can deliver gives you many feelings: 163 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,518 Tired, challenged, trained. 164 00:12:47,706 --> 00:12:49,417 This isn't so bad. 165 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,021 What, the army? 166 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,149 Are you kidding? 167 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,360 Are not. I always think to enlist. 168 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,737 Nonsense. You are not that type of person. 169 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,493 What do you mean? 170 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,538 I have seen men applying to join the army. 171 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,208 I saw them while researching unemployment. 172 00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:12,641 They are exactly like us. 173 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,294 Except they're not as subtle. 174 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,379 Yeah, they're not that old either. 175 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,090 I bet you can't 5 push-ups. 176 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,009 Do 5 push-ups? 177 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,138 I bet 3 bucks I can 5 push-ups. 178 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,765 Let's get started. 5 to be nice. 179 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,361 Not the type of the Marines. 180 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:32,841 Normal push-ups. 181 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,109 I have never heard bones creaked like that. 182 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,654 That doesn't count. 183 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,115 - I'm praying. - You should do that. 184 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,701 Let's get started. There's a time limit. 185 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:53,081 He's almost ready. He was looking at the carpet. 186 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,169 1 piece. Alright. He was able to stand up. 187 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,963 He is continuing. 2 pieces. 188 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,090 Not very good though. 189 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,930 3 pieces. 190 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,766 I think you're ready to participate Special Olympic Congress. 191 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,228 3 pieces. 192 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,896 4 pieces. 193 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,397 I'll just test you. 194 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,609 This is the 5th one. Can he do it? 195 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,779 Congratulations. You just doubled it your amount. 196 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,371 I have to get back in shape. 197 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,667 I have to quit drinking or else will die before the age of 30. 198 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,628 The army is an opportunity my only. 199 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,464 You can apply to enter a monastery. 200 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:47,302 Have you ever seen a monk? Have you been raped by some young girls? 201 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,639 - Not yet! - There is nothing more to say about the monastery. 202 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,141 Beer! 203 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,523 - Thank you for letting me drink with you. - Nothing. 204 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,150 If you want, just come to my place. 205 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,320 But there are a lot of cockroaches there. 206 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,322 I will enlist. 207 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,616 Those are just ideas distortion about the army. 208 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:13,287 He thought it was a gym with a neat military uniform? 209 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,323 If I join the army... 210 00:15:14,494 --> 00:15:16,685 They will turn me into something dangerous weapons... 211 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,750 a black belt boxer. 212 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,629 I will become a killing machine. 213 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:26,133 We should go to California pick fruit. 214 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,468 - They will pay. - Who? 215 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,514 Military support fund will lend you money. 216 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,683 Don't talk about the army anymore. 217 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,893 Borrow money, You can buy a mobile home. 218 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,645 They will move to any wherever you want. 219 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,398 You will be able to go here and there. Kathmandu, guaranteed. 220 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,400 Make sure the toad is dry. 221 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,194 I will be in Nepal with yellow-skinned girls. 222 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,572 They will pounce on me and say: Hey John... 223 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,134 Thanks for helping us chase the Chinese army. 224 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,186 That is very welcome. 225 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,620 What can we do for you? 226 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,081 Handsome guy, by the way... 227 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,709 We have never been in a mobile home. 228 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,670 Think about it. 229 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,007 Do you know Nepali people? How to repay the favor? 230 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:10,052 - Are not! - Maybe they'll teach me to fly. 231 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,721 A flying black belt. 232 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,557 - With mobile home. - Exactly! 233 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,768 I see you've already figured it all out. 234 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,562 You're not an idiot when thinking about the future. 235 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,940 Now I'm falling apart. 236 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:29,237 I have too many bad habits and debts to God. 237 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:34,076 I need a disciplined life. 238 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:39,247 Know who will become superhuman in the army? 239 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,083 Who? 240 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,418 - Uncle! - Stop it. I hate it. 241 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,254 That's right. You can following the intelligence path. 242 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,423 - I'm not going to join the army. - You will become an officer. 243 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,593 You can become a general after 1 year. 244 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,930 Charles de Gaulle was a general. You're even smarter than him. 245 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,641 That guy seems to belong armored troops. 246 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,852 I should go there and join the army? 247 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:05,107 I was planning to go there. We can go in your car. 248 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,527 - We should be like that. - Right. 249 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,208 Are you coming in? 250 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,432 This is the loading and unloading area. You can't park here. 251 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,642 We don't park. We threw it back. 252 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,478 Unbelievable we do this again. 253 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,440 If I am killed, My blood will be on your hands. 254 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:50,068 Don't let it seep into my shoes. Hello? 255 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,739 Maybe the military doesn't deliver give you as many things as it does me. 256 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,534 I just said you guys will get it what I put in. 257 00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:01,163 Sometimes, the military is your best chance. 258 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,958 I have to ask you guys a few questions although they are a bit private. 259 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,295 You have been convicted For committing any serious crime? 260 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,673 For example, robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing. 261 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,550 - Convicted? - Right. 262 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,761 - Not yet. - Never been convicted. 263 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,181 That's good. 264 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,059 Are there any of you? gay? 265 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,692 Do you mean pedal or... 266 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,696 That is a mandatory question. 267 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,824 We are not gay, but ready to learn. 268 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,578 They will send us Going somewhere special? 269 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:47,125 I guess both of you not gay. 270 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:51,338 Now let's sign autographs Uncle Sam comes in here. 271 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,967 "Sammy, get well soon." 272 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,844 Very good. Now the full name. 273 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,129 I talk to you a little bit okay? 274 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,062 I was wondering if you... 275 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,607 - Do you have it? - No, I'm not holding anything. 276 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,777 I was wondering if you could Can you hold this for me? 277 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,780 - Are you smuggling fur? - Are not. 278 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,450 Drug. 279 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,705 Sorry. General Hansen? 280 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,791 No, I'm not a general, But how can I help you? 281 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,836 I want to thank you saved my life in Vietnam. 282 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,664 I think that's not me. 283 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,435 You're right. That's Normandy beach. 284 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,092 I was injured quite seriously. 285 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,053 She hugged me and dragged me into the foxhole and bandage. I'm very grateful. 286 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,473 I don't think so and there isn't time to hear about it. 287 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,059 - See this armband? M.P. - Yes, ma'am. 288 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,813 Abbreviation for military police. Are you getting on the bus? 289 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,565 Not yet. 290 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,985 I have to vouch for the boys Big and strong like you... 291 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,446 Get on the bus without getting lost. 292 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,490 Why don't you get on the bus? 293 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,242 Check in for him to get in the car. 294 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,871 They will make you strip for inspection before getting on the bus. 295 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,582 - Really? - YES. Be careful. 296 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,838 I guess we like each other... 297 00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:00,592 and we will meet at the Military Club. 298 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,266 Watch out for this guy. He specializes in causing trouble. 299 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,438 - Do you have any documents? - Have. This. 300 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,818 What if I Refuse to get on the bus? 301 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,863 You seem like a guy sensitive and intelligent. 302 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,033 Don't make me shoot you. 303 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,452 Get in the car, soldier. 304 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,884 - What do you think? - I hope there is no war. 305 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:46,721 Sorry flight attendant. On the plane Is there a movie showing? 306 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:49,891 - Bus. - Showing movies on the plane. 307 00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:53,952 Welcome to Fort Arnold 308 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,861 Get off the bus. 309 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,822 Get out of the car and go straight inside. 310 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,700 Come down, son. Get down. 311 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,953 Get down. 312 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,621 Get off the bus. 313 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,043 Go inside. 314 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,128 Sergeant Hulka. 315 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,214 Yes, sir. 316 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,139 Rest, sergeant. 317 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,642 I'm Captain Stillman, new commander of the company. 318 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,103 Nice to meet you. 319 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,564 A group that looks good, Do you think so? 320 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:23,777 I hope This is the communal dining room. 321 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,653 How's it going, Eisenhower? 322 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:31,326 Yes, a very good looking group. 323 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,163 That's right. Take them inside. 324 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,332 Go ahead. 325 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,793 I'm in the office If you need to meet. 326 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,336 Yes, sir. 327 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,839 Come inside. 328 00:23:46,415 --> 00:23:49,358 Take them inside. Go straight into the house. 329 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,638 Throw that away, corporal. 330 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,767 Get off the bus. 331 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:03,399 Welcome to join US Army. 332 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,693 I'm Sergeant Hulka... 333 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:08,196 your training officer. 334 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,824 Before going into details... 335 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,867 We have to clarify a few things. 336 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:21,084 Your mother is not here to take care of you guys. 337 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:27,465 It's just you guys, me and Uncle Sam. 338 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,261 Before I leave you guys... 339 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:35,765 you will see that Me and Uncle Sam are one. 340 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,725 Uncle Hulka? 341 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,398 When I told you to move... 342 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,817 You guys will move quickly. 343 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,902 When I tell you guys to jump... 344 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,405 you'll say, "How high?" 345 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,075 And don't make mistakes. 346 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,370 I don't care Where do you come from, what color are you... 347 00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:00,039 how smart, How stupid... 348 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,584 for I will teach each one among you... 349 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,044 how to eat, sleep... 350 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:09,799 walk, talk, shoot like an American soldier. 351 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,680 - Got it? - Okay, sir. 352 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,853 I haven't heard clearly yet. 353 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,938 Okay, sir. 354 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,084 Don't call me sir. I'm a sergeant. 355 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,686 I work for a living. 356 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,778 - Yes, sergeant. - I didn't hear clearly. 357 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:34,032 - Yes, sergeant. - That's what I want to hear. 358 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,285 I think this guy are exaggerating. 359 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,833 Do you have a problem? 360 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,461 No, sergeant. 361 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,630 Stand up! 362 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,802 What is your problem? 363 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,972 I'm just kidding, Sergeant. 364 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,685 Why don't you tell me? your joke? 365 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:06,147 I don't think you consider that is humorous, sergeant. 366 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,107 How do you know? 367 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,985 I'm very funny. Is that right, Corporal Briggs? 368 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,071 Yes, sergeant. 369 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:18,493 Corporal Briggs, We have a comedian here. 370 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,579 Get this comedian out... 371 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:24,290 and made him do 50 push-ups. 372 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,834 Lick your stinky ass get out of here. 373 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,505 Quick. 374 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,843 Who else wants to do it? comedian anymore? 375 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,596 - No, sergeant. - I didn't hear clearly. 376 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,974 No, sergeant. 377 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,077 Looks great. 378 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:46,247 Lord Krishna. 379 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:49,042 Shut up. Will you shut up or not? 380 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,586 - I didn't mean that. - Why is yours so long? 381 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:53,963 15.5 cm. 382 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,383 33 cm. 383 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,886 42 cm. 384 00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:01,429 - Size 37. - Size 37? 385 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:03,598 Get down. Take the documents. 386 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:07,226 This one is size 34 but still baggy. 387 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,356 Do I have to wear a size 37? 388 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:17,487 Sergeant Hulka? 389 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,281 I'm so sorry about what happened at the meeting. 390 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,360 I am completely Didn't mean to offend you. 391 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:25,661 That won't happen again. 392 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:27,121 Go ahead. Let's go. 393 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:32,877 - You think he believes that? - Are not. 394 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,131 Panties or shorts? 395 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:40,468 Do you have low-rise pants? Mesh pants, if possible. 396 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,806 So where are you from, Texas? 397 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:48,142 Don't ever touch me again. Never. 398 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,022 This is pretty cool. Free clothes. 399 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:53,909 Look at this. 400 00:28:54,076 --> 00:28:56,559 Girls in New York spent a lot of money on this thing. 401 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:59,153 Right, what about lunch? What is that brown thing? 402 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:06,452 Okay, we'll focus along this road in 2 rows. 403 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,579 Quick! 404 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,873 Quick! Quick! 405 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,875 Hello. 406 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,420 Hurry up. 407 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:20,925 Soldier, I noticed you are always the last one. 408 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,803 - I'm getting ahead of myself. - Hurry up. 409 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,139 Take it. 410 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,476 Sorry. 411 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:32,645 Face left. 412 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:37,984 Left, right, left, right. 413 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:39,527 Stand still. 414 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:46,200 Keep walking! 415 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,203 Hey, we're walking. 416 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:52,874 Left, right, left, right, left, right. 417 00:30:08,038 --> 00:30:11,931 Look, she just left singing down the street. 418 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:19,824 Snap your fingers, walking and singing. 419 00:30:26,454 --> 00:30:30,387 She looks great... and I almost lost my mind. 420 00:30:30,838 --> 00:30:34,431 Before I even realized it she was walking beside me. 421 00:30:38,483 --> 00:30:42,387 Hold my hand naturally and sing. 422 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:03,277 I'm Howard J. Turkstra. I'm from Kansas City. 423 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:07,698 I like fast cars and agile women. 424 00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:13,621 So my friend call me "Patrol Boat". 425 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,873 We should have called him that "Idiot". 426 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,000 Stop it. 427 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,794 Keep talking. 428 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,065 I joined the army because... 429 00:31:22,328 --> 00:31:24,486 my father and brother was in the army. 430 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:29,053 I think I should join the army before being called away. 431 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:37,311 Son, no more military service too. 432 00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:39,730 Was there before? 433 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,901 Idiot. 434 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,947 Next. 435 00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:51,325 I'm Francis Soyer... 436 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,412 but people call me that Psychiatric. 437 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:58,485 If any of you call me Francis, 438 00:31:58,822 --> 00:32:00,471 I will kill that person. 439 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:04,088 You just made the list. 440 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,675 I don't like anyone touch my things. 441 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,177 So stay away from me. 442 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:13,848 If you catch anyone wearing my clothes, I will kill that person. 443 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:18,811 And I don't like anyone either touch my things. 444 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,856 Who among the guys gay guys... 445 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:25,192 touch me, I will kill that person. 446 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,865 Cheer up, Francis. 447 00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,912 You guys are here together. 448 00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:41,876 One of these people One day I will save you. Got it? 449 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:44,837 Which is probably one of us won't do that. 450 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,304 - You say it. - Me? 451 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,847 Right. 452 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:59,060 I'm Dewey Oxberger. My friends call me Ox. 453 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,229 You can see that I have a bit of a problem with my weight. 454 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,482 - Are not. - Yes. 455 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,193 I once went to see a doctor. 456 00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:10,696 He told me to swallow a lot of anger... 457 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:12,823 and lots of pizza. 458 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,575 Pizza! 459 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:17,119 Basically, I am shy person. 460 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:19,246 I'm very shy. 461 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:23,000 He advised me to attend an anger control course. 462 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:26,796 A course of control EST-like anger. 463 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:30,383 Anyway, it cost $400 to attend that course. 464 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:33,177 I have no money. 465 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:38,599 I thought to myself: "Enlist. It's free." 466 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:42,019 I think while I'm here, I will lose a few pounds. 467 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,206 The training program is here lasts 6-8 weeks, 468 00:33:44,473 --> 00:33:47,274 A really strenuous program and suits me very well. 469 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:51,612 When I get out of here, I'll be a machine fight lean and brutal. 470 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,658 - Very good idea. Very good. - That's right. 471 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:57,952 Ziskey. 472 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,913 I have always been a lover of peace. 473 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:04,625 When I was a kid, my dad told me not to hitting others when angry... 474 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:08,796 unless you know for sure can get away with it. 475 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:12,299 I don't know what will become How are soldiers... 476 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:17,972 But I want you to know If we go into battle... 477 00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:22,143 I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way. 478 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:30,192 Okay, Mr. Push Up, listen to your story. 479 00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:34,655 Girls like me Because I rarely wear underwear. 480 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:37,992 but if worn then it's usually something different. 481 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,097 But now I know why I always lose women... 482 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:44,498 into the hands of guys like you. 483 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,875 It's not just the uniform. 484 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:48,544 That's the story you guys tell. 485 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:51,130 Very fun and imaginative. 486 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:53,591 Lee Harvey... 487 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,802 you are a crazy guy. 488 00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:01,515 When you stole that cow... 489 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:05,019 and your friend tried to do it with cow. 490 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:08,189 I want to party with you, cowboy. 491 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:12,026 The two of us together? Forget it. 492 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:15,529 I'm going to have a hard time here. 493 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:20,785 I will volunteer to command this platoon. 494 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,913 An army lacking a leader like feet... 495 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,373 missing thumb. 496 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,543 Sergeant Hulka never also with us... 497 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:32,338 to make the "big toe". 498 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:37,009 I think we owe a big round of applause... 499 00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:40,137 for your newest friend and my best... 500 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,348 and is the "big toe"... 501 00:35:42,516 --> 00:35:44,683 Sergeant Hulka. 502 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:56,070 Okay, mining guy. 503 00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:59,448 Let's see what kind of soldier you are. 504 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:02,243 The signal trumpet will sound at 5 o'clock. 505 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:04,703 Each person will stand next to each other my closet... 506 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:07,331 let us check. 507 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:12,086 Then we will run 15 km, whether it's sunny or rainy. 508 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:16,090 So you guys should go to sleep, my babies... 509 00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:18,259 otherwise Sergeant Hulka with the big toe... 510 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:21,053 will let you know. 511 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,942 Get out of bed. 512 00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:45,703 We have a busy day front. 513 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,664 We will start with running 8 km. 514 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:51,584 I know I'm representing the entire platoon said... 515 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:56,463 the run should be postponed until The platoon gets enough sleep. 516 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:04,513 This is it, soldier. Run 16 km right away. 517 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,682 Anyone else complaining? 518 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,145 Thanks so much, Winger! 519 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,318 Well done, you bastard. 520 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,991 You're fast More friends here. 521 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:29,914 Oh my God. Mom. 522 00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:41,008 Captain Stillman. 523 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:47,514 Major Ellis wants you to consider it these interim reports. 524 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,311 Interim report. That is All my work is here. 525 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:54,355 I want to fight. 526 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,525 Take this, corporal. 527 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,155 Look at these people. 528 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:04,990 Is that my army? 529 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:08,202 No, sir. That's Captain Benton's army. 530 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,537 Where are my troops? 531 00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:13,165 Sergeant Hulka is on obstacle course. 532 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,250 Sergeant Crocker is on mortar shooting range. 533 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,337 Great. Corporal, take the jeep. 534 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,047 Yes, sir. 535 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:24,426 Grenade. 536 00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,395 Catch them. 537 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:42,736 Those are healthy guys. Are they in my company? 538 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:45,990 No, sir. Here is your army. 539 00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:40,502 Attack. 540 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:47,009 Get up when I stab you. 541 00:39:47,177 --> 00:39:49,094 Stand back, give me $50. 542 00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:52,931 Come on. I will kick your ass. 543 00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:57,102 15, 16, 17... 544 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,172 27, 28... 545 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:26,799 Wait a minute! 546 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,134 - You caught something so light. - Yes, I was wrong. 547 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:30,636 Let's raise it. 548 00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,930 - I also thought I was wrong. - Alright. 549 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,015 It's too heavy. 550 00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:36,850 This is light. Stay away. 551 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:46,360 Come here. 552 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:50,447 - Stop. Concentrate! - Sergeant, it's raining. 553 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:53,200 I think marching today is a bad idea. 554 00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,619 It's cold and flu season. 555 00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:59,331 51, 52... 556 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:03,210 - When does the good part come, John? - This is the good part. 557 00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:07,214 Lower your ass without a day it will be shot to pieces. Quick. 558 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,715 Quick. 559 00:41:11,268 --> 00:41:14,831 Choose your army, Choose a challenge. 560 00:41:15,104 --> 00:41:17,860 Make yourself stand out. 561 00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:22,754 Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps. 562 00:41:24,668 --> 00:41:27,728 It was a wonderful day to start... 563 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:36,869 Are you okay? 564 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,752 I have to stay calm. 565 00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:50,465 Today me learned many things. 566 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:54,761 I have never seen life more valuable than that in life. 567 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:59,016 Today is the day the most important to me. 568 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,394 I want to thank you convinced me to join the army. 569 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,317 Get me out of here. 570 00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:11,445 I will take care of you. 571 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:16,950 Escaped camp? Okay. 572 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:24,124 - What medicine are you taking? - I bought it at Elmo. 573 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:27,252 I said I got airsick. It's probably an anti-sickness medicine. 574 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:31,465 They are hallucinogens. It's acidic. 575 00:42:34,928 --> 00:42:36,220 John. 576 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:42,517 - John, I drank a lot. - How much? 577 00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:45,854 1 just finished and 1 at the barracks. 578 00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,981 2 in the jeep. 579 00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:52,486 - 2 after getting out of the car. - These 6 doses. 580 00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:54,988 What a tragedy. 581 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:58,408 You won't have to drive, Just sit here. 582 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,702 Fasten your seat belt. 583 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:03,789 Keep the chair upright. 584 00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:07,000 You will be awake for 12 hours. 585 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:09,878 The feeling will be lightheaded, but... 586 00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:24,017 The plane is about to take off. 587 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,438 Hello! 588 00:43:57,677 --> 00:44:00,971 I'm Captain Hollister, Special forces, who are you? 589 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,223 - I'm Major Dodge. - Captain DeSoto. 590 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:06,101 Nice to meet you, Hollister. I've heard a lot about you. 591 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:09,062 I've never heard of you guys, The list is also not available. 592 00:44:10,732 --> 00:44:13,734 We want to keep it a secret, captain. 593 00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:16,695 This is a top secret mission. 594 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,449 - Intelligence? - Something like that. 595 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:23,827 Whatever I say would be a lie... 596 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,747 so we will be with you final arrival at the airport... 597 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:29,416 After that, everyone went their separate ways. 598 00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,752 Dismissed, captain! 599 00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:59,279 Major, let's go. 600 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:03,492 Quick! 601 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,620 Russell. 602 00:45:07,789 --> 00:45:10,123 They're about to skydive, John! 603 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,462 Go away. Quick! 604 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:34,648 The important thing is Don't be afraid. 605 00:45:34,816 --> 00:45:37,484 I will build a shelter... 606 00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:41,488 will make some stone tools to be able to sharpen spears and arrows. 607 00:45:41,656 --> 00:45:44,157 We'll go out tonight and kill wild boars. 608 00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:46,451 Then make dried meat for the trip. 609 00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:49,538 In the morning I will cut down a big tree... 610 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:51,206 and make a dugout boat. 611 00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:54,876 Then you will find the river somewhere into the sea. 612 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:58,296 If we're lucky, we'll drift in a major maritime route... 613 00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:01,800 and maybe after 1 or 2 days will meet the Libyan cargo ship. 614 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:03,343 What do you think? 615 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:05,846 We should find a hotel. 616 00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:08,932 Good idea. 617 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:15,689 Hello! 618 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:20,318 Probably some edible plants. 619 00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:22,612 Not that kind. 620 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:26,324 Maybe I have to rent a hotel. 621 00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:31,329 - It looks like a main road here. - This is the provincial road. 622 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:35,125 Just find a gas station, people will show you the way... 623 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,756 The sky suddenly turned gray. 624 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:06,239 Hello! 625 00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:13,830 Thank! 626 00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:17,959 Sit down. 627 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:40,357 Thank you. 628 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,282 Colombian Cannabis. 629 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,577 Really high. 630 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:54,496 Tablet form. 631 00:47:56,165 --> 00:47:57,457 For you! 632 00:48:04,173 --> 00:48:06,007 Extremely high! 633 00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:13,431 - Yes, it will be delicious if simmered well. - Add 30 tablets. 634 00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:16,309 Very delicious! Great! 635 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,228 Time to get out of here. 636 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,281 What do they fight for? 637 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,875 Cut back on working hours. 638 00:49:30,343 --> 00:49:33,511 I haven't heard anything. You two should get married. 639 00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:07,504 Can we come with you? 640 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,715 Get on the plane. 641 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,677 Sure. 642 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:26,398 Oh my God. Look. 643 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:29,609 Wash off the soap. Right. 644 00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:32,779 Get down. I fell off the soap. Oh, my breasts are so good! 645 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:37,158 I wish I were a bath sponge. Look at that. 646 00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:39,953 Oh those muscles. 647 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:44,624 But before that I don't know. 648 00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:48,420 - Sorry, captain. - I don't want to be disturbed. 649 00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:50,422 Stillman! 650 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,300 - Yes, sir. - Colonel Glass has come to see you. 651 00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:56,803 I see, corporal. Dissolve! 652 00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:59,764 Pleased to meet you. Welcome to Fort Arnold. 653 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:02,642 - Forget that nonsense. - Yes, sir. 654 00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,894 I have something I need your help with. 655 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:07,647 I've heard of it EM-50 project yet? 656 00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:10,233 Okay, sir. Looks like a tank. 657 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,777 - 1 urban attack vehicle. - Of course. 658 00:51:12,945 --> 00:51:16,656 The Pentagon wants to release it with the press next month in Italy. 659 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,325 General Barnicke needs you... 660 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:23,955 a veritable platoon of new recruits good at controlling the EM-50. 661 00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:26,040 Real people dare to think and dare to do. 662 00:51:26,459 --> 00:51:29,711 I will take pictures of them and let them try. 663 00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:32,797 "The newest soldiers with the newest weapon." 664 00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:35,842 Yes, sir. You can count on me. 665 00:51:36,010 --> 00:51:37,677 If you mess it up This, Stillman... 666 00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:41,181 I will dispatch you a weather station in the Arctic. 667 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:43,767 - Got it? - Okay, sir. Thank you. 668 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,351 Good. 669 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:49,731 Strictly! 670 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,906 - I will stamp the cards. - Already. 671 00:51:58,073 --> 00:52:00,700 I still follow. Cruise, what about you? 672 00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:02,702 Maybe I should stamp out the post. 673 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:04,954 Let me see. 674 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,832 No, you should not stamp your cards with one hand like that. 675 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,543 Let's go. Any! 676 00:52:10,711 --> 00:52:12,545 How much should I bet? 677 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:14,881 If it were me, I would go all in. 678 00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:18,092 But that's me, a guy Gambling blood. Mr. Vegas. 679 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:24,224 Come on, bet. 680 00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,726 Right. I follow. 681 00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:28,937 - What do you have? - I buzz. 682 00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:32,357 3 threes and a pair of sixes. That's it. What do you have? 683 00:52:32,525 --> 00:52:35,443 - 2 fours and 1 ace. - 1 ace, 1 8 and 1 7. 684 00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:39,948 You lost. If there are four quadrants, you will win. 685 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:42,534 You're playing better now. Do you like it? 686 00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:46,162 Isn't this game fun? The first time was very good. 687 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,747 Strictly! 688 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:51,459 Aggregate. Quick! 689 00:52:53,254 --> 00:52:54,671 Strictly! 690 00:52:57,758 --> 00:53:00,260 I noticed... 691 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:03,972 several members of the 3rd platoon, Bravo Company... 692 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:06,891 leave the barracks without permission. 693 00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:12,146 I want to know who it is. 694 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:16,943 You guys can admit it with me now... 695 00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:22,866 Or do I have a way to find out. 696 00:53:34,295 --> 00:53:36,337 Alright. 697 00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:41,301 You just received it 24 hours of trash cleaning. 698 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,303 Back off. 699 00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:50,977 Because no one else is brave enough... 700 00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:54,647 to admit that... 701 00:53:55,608 --> 00:53:57,901 the rest... 702 00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:01,487 will have to help in the kitchen for 2 weekends. 703 00:54:04,325 --> 00:54:06,659 How do you feel? 704 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:08,745 I think that's a bad idea. 705 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:14,751 It's time for you and me Need to talk privately, Winger. 706 00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:16,836 Come into my office. 707 00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:32,727 I have that in mind you don't like me. 708 00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:36,105 Maybe I don't understand you well, sergeant. 709 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:39,025 What do you think if we delete it? injustice between the two of us? 710 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:42,320 - That's all. - I think you're a thug. 711 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,323 I was in the army 28 years. 712 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:48,618 I've seen guys like you come and go. 713 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:54,457 You think you know everything, right? 714 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:56,542 Let me tell you this. 715 00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:59,212 You don't know anything about military life. 716 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:03,383 It is a very difficult job. Especially marching in line. 717 00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:07,011 I'm not talking about that nonsense. I'm talking about what's important. 718 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:09,423 Like discipline, responsibility, honor and courage. 719 00:55:09,619 --> 00:55:10,731 You have nothing. 720 00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:15,687 Those words are very meaningful with the trashcan cleaner. 721 00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:18,356 If you don't want me inside Military, please kick me out. 722 00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:21,401 But stay away from me. 723 00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:27,323 Maybe you like hitting me. 724 00:55:28,117 --> 00:55:31,911 I like it for you One match should be close. 725 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:35,581 Do it and do your best. 726 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:39,043 I don't think I want to go to prison. 727 00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:49,262 Then I'll take off my hat. 728 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:58,479 Okay, Winger. I don't Also a training officer. 729 00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:01,149 Just you and me. Men together. 730 00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:05,153 Take the plunge and do your best. 731 00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:07,905 Hit me. 732 00:56:09,408 --> 00:56:10,992 You coward. 733 00:56:11,827 --> 00:56:13,286 Thugs. 734 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,510 I'm ready to forget this small incident. 735 00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:32,263 And I want you think seriously. 736 00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:36,768 Maybe someday you will understand what I said. 737 00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:50,615 Are not! Don't stop. 738 00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:52,533 Don't stop. 739 00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:55,328 I still respect you. 740 00:56:55,496 --> 00:56:57,413 I will respect you more. 741 00:56:58,499 --> 00:57:00,708 Get more ice cream. 742 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:09,884 John. John. 743 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:13,054 I just had a very strange dream. John. 744 00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:18,351 John? 745 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:33,491 If I call Anita, she must Pick me up at the train station, right? 746 00:57:38,038 --> 00:57:40,665 I will return and get an apartment. 747 00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:43,793 I'll see if it's possible Please drive the taxi back. 748 00:57:58,267 --> 00:58:01,727 Where are you going? Will you be absent without permission? 749 00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:03,855 - No, I will desert. - You idiot! 750 00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:06,649 Desertion is a serious crime. 751 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:09,193 - Come on. - I'll risk it with the FBI. 752 00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:11,445 Stand up. Quick! You can't go anywhere. 753 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:14,407 Hark. You will finish basic training course. 754 00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:17,577 You will shut up. You will do as he says. 755 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:19,328 - Do you know why? - Why? 756 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:23,050 Because you convinced me Head in here, you idiot. 757 00:58:23,238 --> 00:58:24,267 That was your idea. 758 00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:26,836 I don't convince you. You need this. 759 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,338 I will kill you. 760 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:33,259 Where is the generous salary? Where is the opportunity to go here and there? 761 00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:37,722 Where is Winnebago? Damned! 762 00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:49,984 It's not what you think. 763 00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:51,736 No, we're just close friends. 764 00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:54,572 Get in the jeep. 765 00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:58,284 Let's go. 766 00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:02,496 I'm going to the laundry get uniform. 767 00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:04,624 Leave it later. 768 00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:19,513 You guys are home. Get off the bus. 769 00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:29,106 You will not report this? 770 00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:32,318 I will consider that Like seeing a flying saucer. 771 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:36,155 I see something but not sure what it is. 772 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,532 Thank. 773 00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:48,960 Goodbye! 774 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,076 Quick! Do it. 775 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:31,961 Boy... 776 01:00:33,046 --> 01:00:35,506 Women can climb better than you. Stand up. 777 01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:37,550 Stand up. 778 01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,345 Climb away. 779 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,473 He said he couldn't do it. Why don't you do it? 780 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:54,233 Take a step back, Winger. 781 01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:56,193 Quick. 782 01:01:13,462 --> 01:01:17,673 Okay, soldier. See how you shoot a mortar. 783 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,843 - What coordinates, sir? - Coordinates? 784 01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:24,180 Yes, they decide destination. 785 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:28,059 The military spent a lot of money to teach you how to shoot that thing. 786 01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:30,853 Now reload and shoot. 787 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:35,441 - We don't know where the shells are going. - If you want to know, the only way is to shoot it. 788 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:37,568 Now shoot. 789 01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,036 Enough. 790 01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:50,748 Any of you incompetent bunch You want to come up here and push me down? 791 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,128 Damned. 792 01:01:58,673 --> 01:02:00,091 That's artillery shells. 793 01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:27,993 Sergeant, what does this mean? today ends here? 794 01:02:31,289 --> 01:02:32,915 - Save your strength, sergeant. - Right. 795 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,418 Let him go. 796 01:02:47,305 --> 01:02:52,268 Drill Sergeant Accident is a real loss. 797 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:55,729 Especially near the end basic training course. 798 01:02:56,690 --> 01:03:00,985 As far as I know, Sergeant Crocker take full responsibility... 799 01:03:01,153 --> 01:03:02,653 about everything. 800 01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:05,030 That's not what I heard. 801 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:08,242 Who said? Please accept it. Who? 802 01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:10,035 - Did you say that? - No, sir. 803 01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:13,164 - Is that you? Who gave you... - I said it! 804 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:16,083 I don't need to know What did you hear? 805 01:03:16,251 --> 01:03:19,587 My report states Crocker was not following instructions for firing mortars, 806 01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:21,797 and completely impossible command soldiers. 807 01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:24,967 Whatever he wants! 808 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:26,510 You know that. 809 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:28,971 I don't want to hear a word no disobedience... 810 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:30,848 of anyone in this platoon. 811 01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:32,850 Close topic! 812 01:03:33,018 --> 01:03:35,603 It's best you don't Take care of Sergeant Hulka... 813 01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:39,732 but take care of the parade It's better to graduate. 814 01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:42,401 You guys have 3 days to practice together. 815 01:03:43,528 --> 01:03:46,447 Actually in my opinion... 816 01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:50,201 you will not be successful. 817 01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:52,886 Don't wander around. 818 01:03:52,950 --> 01:03:54,700 If it weren't for Sergeant Hulka... 819 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,010 I had to put my face down gutter tonight. 820 01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:59,084 Honey, do you want to come to my place? 821 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,754 Where are you, 2 blocks from here? 822 01:04:01,922 --> 01:04:03,923 Come on, don't waste it. 823 01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:06,884 I am here. Come on. 824 01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:09,929 Come in. This shop is so big. Come in. 825 01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:22,733 This will be fun. 826 01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:25,152 Hello! 827 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,140 It's amazing. 828 01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:58,185 I often wrestle. The table is over. 829 01:04:58,353 --> 01:05:01,438 - There's this table. Sorry. - Great. 830 01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:04,316 Are you fighting? Good place! 831 01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:06,777 Give me a kick, baby! 832 01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:08,404 I curled your hair. 833 01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:14,451 Okay, girls. Come take them down. 834 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:48,611 We're about to start accept bets. 835 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:51,989 Minimum bet is $100. 836 01:05:52,157 --> 01:05:54,199 Start accepting bets. Give me $100. 837 01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:56,660 - You have to do it. - I can not. 838 01:05:56,828 --> 01:05:59,455 - You said you used to wrestle. - And mostly losing. 839 01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:01,749 But those are girls. They are weak and soft. 840 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:05,252 - I need 150. - 160. 841 01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:09,381 175. 180. 842 01:06:09,549 --> 01:06:11,884 - That's not fair. - Fair? 843 01:06:12,052 --> 01:06:13,179 Who cares? 844 01:06:13,466 --> 01:06:15,193 The world is not fair. The truth is not fair. 845 01:06:15,347 --> 01:06:17,223 Is it fair that you born like that? 846 01:06:17,406 --> 01:06:18,267 Are not! 847 01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:20,477 They don't expect it someone like you. 848 01:06:20,618 --> 01:06:21,905 They expect names like that. 849 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:25,439 You're different. You are very strange. You are a mutant. You are an assassin. 850 01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:27,358 You are an assassin trained. 851 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:30,903 You are a fighting machine skinny and brutal. 852 01:06:31,071 --> 01:06:32,655 I will do it. 853 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:36,241 - Just give me the money. - 413 dollars. 854 01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:40,871 Fat guy here will fight for us... 855 01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:43,666 for 413 dollars... 856 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:46,085 and 58 cents. 857 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:50,756 413 dollars and 58 cents. 858 01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:53,258 I will choose my opponent right here. 859 01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:01,225 A very anticipated event. 860 01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:05,145 All 3 rounds, each round 5 minutes. Only one winner. 861 01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:08,440 Absolutely do not bite during competition. 862 01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:10,776 Stop. 863 01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:13,612 Do not pinch your nose. 864 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:17,366 Do something, referee. What the hell are you doing here? 865 01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:21,120 No kicking! 866 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:24,915 Okay, back to the ring corner. Prepare for the match. 867 01:07:39,431 --> 01:07:41,598 Wait a minute! 868 01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:45,310 Just 1 second. 869 01:07:55,947 --> 01:07:57,573 Oh my God. Finish it. 870 01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:04,705 Give them a beating. 871 01:08:04,873 --> 01:08:09,126 - Do you dare to hit a woman? - Sorry, I didn't mean that. 872 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:15,132 My friend is in there. My champion. 873 01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:25,017 Behind. She hasn't gotten involved yet. 874 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:45,913 Take a break for now! 875 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,040 Come in here. Quick! 876 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:49,958 I am a polite person. Stop it. 877 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,543 Alright. 878 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:53,754 Alright. 879 01:08:53,922 --> 01:08:55,130 - Thank! - Nothing. 880 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,591 - Thanks again. - Nothing. 881 01:08:57,759 --> 01:08:59,968 - You are very spirited! - I don't want to retreat. 882 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:03,222 You have to counterattack. It's all dirty. 883 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:06,558 Here he is. 884 01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:29,414 They drowned him and clamped down. 885 01:09:36,381 --> 01:09:44,429 Bravo Company! 886 01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:46,223 Very good! 887 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:55,607 Right. Kill them. 888 01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:27,347 - Should we do that? - Yes, let's go. 889 01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:35,022 We will deal with these two people. 890 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,816 No problem. Special mission. 891 01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,443 Yes, we will go with them. 892 01:10:39,611 --> 01:10:43,322 Louise, it's nice to meet you. What are you guys doing here? 893 01:10:45,990 --> 01:10:48,820 Explain. 894 01:10:52,624 --> 01:10:55,667 Sir, we... 895 01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:57,753 We went to a Bingo bar... 896 01:10:57,921 --> 01:10:59,963 at the YMCA. 897 01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:02,758 The miscarriage gives rise to the cancer. 898 01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:05,344 Then everything got messed up. 899 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,846 - And we came... - Shut up. 900 01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:09,514 Yes, sir. 901 01:11:12,477 --> 01:11:15,771 You guys are a disgrace. 902 01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:22,027 Maybe a few days in a cell... 903 01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:26,615 will make changes That depraved attitude. 904 01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:29,701 But tomorrow we must graduate. 905 01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:32,746 That's even better. 906 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:39,211 Tomorrow you will parade in front of General Barnicke. 907 01:11:41,089 --> 01:11:44,549 If he sees you guys walking haphazardly... 908 01:11:45,259 --> 01:11:47,552 I would suggest... 909 01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:50,055 Your entire platoon... 910 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:54,226 do it all again basic training course. 911 01:12:08,116 --> 01:12:09,741 Get off the bus. 912 01:12:20,294 --> 01:12:23,255 This is the 2nd time We forgive you. 913 01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:26,258 Don't let it happen a third time. Is it clear? 914 01:12:26,426 --> 01:12:29,803 - Okay. - Return to the barracks, okay? 915 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:32,097 - Good night. - Good night. 916 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:35,058 So what will you do? 917 01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:37,237 We will check General Barnicke's house. 918 01:12:37,476 --> 01:12:38,901 He's still in Washington. 919 01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:40,605 Barnicke? 920 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,733 Barnicke? 921 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:45,944 He still owes me money. Hey Barney! 922 01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:49,281 Catch him! 923 01:12:50,116 --> 01:12:51,783 Mom. I'm home. 924 01:12:52,744 --> 01:12:53,994 John! 925 01:12:54,662 --> 01:12:58,623 - Are not! - Don't worry about anything. 926 01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:01,168 This place is very beautiful. 927 01:13:02,754 --> 01:13:06,006 If this makes you guys If there's trouble, I'll leave. 928 01:13:06,174 --> 01:13:09,551 No, it's okay. General Barnicke will only return tomorrow morning. 929 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:11,136 Good! 930 01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:14,848 Thank. 931 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:19,227 I feel like a 16 year old girl in my house... 932 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,605 and parents go on business trips. 933 01:13:21,773 --> 01:13:24,649 16 years old? Want to play Spin the Bottle? 934 01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:26,943 This guy is quite rich. Like it? 935 01:13:27,111 --> 01:13:30,072 He looked at the general's refrigerator It's been long enough. 936 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:33,325 - Let's go. - Look at the cupboards. 937 01:13:33,493 --> 01:13:35,160 John! 938 01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:39,623 You're so pretty... 939 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:43,126 - to be a military policeman. - Thanks a lot. 940 01:13:43,294 --> 01:13:45,629 No thanks needed. I know What is your problem? 941 01:13:45,797 --> 01:13:47,923 - Are not. - The problem is that I have a weapon. 942 01:13:48,091 --> 01:13:49,341 Too many weapons. 943 01:13:49,509 --> 01:13:51,802 Men are always in trouble with armed women. 944 01:13:51,969 --> 01:13:53,138 They don't know how to get close. 945 01:13:53,955 --> 01:13:55,195 Do you know what the remaining problem is? 946 01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:56,306 Say it. 947 01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:59,059 No one is for me Aunt Jemima therapy. 948 01:13:59,227 --> 01:14:02,938 - Definitely not. - First, sit on the grill. 949 01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:06,817 I will make you reach optimal speed. 950 01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:08,596 You'll be stuck on the bottom of the blister, honey. 951 01:14:08,812 --> 01:14:10,845 Just jump up and down. 952 01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:14,032 Done, a bit messy. 953 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,493 A bit lumpy! 954 01:14:16,661 --> 01:14:20,038 - I don't like this. Stop it. - Don't like it? 955 01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:22,040 Maybe you need this. 956 01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:26,586 - What are you going to do with that? - This. And this. 957 01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:32,425 Who is your friend? 958 01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:33,635 You, right? 959 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,720 - You're crazy about me, aren't you? - Are not! 960 01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:37,764 - I love you passionately. - Are not! 961 01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:40,976 I love you hopelessly and despair, right? 962 01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:42,435 Correct! 963 01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:46,148 I know. I have that feeling. 964 01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:48,733 Even before he picked this up. 965 01:14:50,069 --> 01:14:52,070 That's when you appeared. 966 01:14:52,864 --> 01:14:54,656 So what do we do now? 967 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:58,577 Go upstairs and check The general's wardrobe. 968 01:15:02,415 --> 01:15:04,749 Glad to know you can Move like that if necessary. 969 01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:07,919 Glad to know you can makes me so hot. 970 01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:09,921 You just had the best quote. 971 01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:13,258 Wait, baby. I have a special tool for you. 972 01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:14,968 Come here. 973 01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:20,265 Unbelievable we play this game. 974 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:23,518 - Kneel down. - Looks good. 975 01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:27,522 How to play is as follows... 976 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:31,109 he pretended there was a force field around him. 977 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:35,363 I tried to get close to you as much as possible... 978 01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:38,074 without actually touching you. 979 01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:40,827 - Okay? - Seems easy. 980 01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:44,706 Should be like that. 981 01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:54,132 I think I'm good at this game. 982 01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:56,301 Maybe so. 983 01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:58,303 How to win? 984 01:15:58,471 --> 01:16:01,640 If someone breaks the force field If it's yours, you win. 985 01:16:03,601 --> 01:16:05,019 He just broke my force field. 986 01:16:05,232 --> 01:16:06,644 Yes, I won. 987 01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:21,618 It's interesting. 988 01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:24,299 It's over. 989 01:16:24,496 --> 01:16:26,646 We may not even be able to come graduation parade. 990 01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:30,085 You white people maybe 5 years left. 991 01:16:30,253 --> 01:16:32,087 - But we will be kicked out. - That's right. 992 01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:34,965 Guys! This! 993 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:40,804 Why are you guys so sad? 994 01:16:40,972 --> 01:16:43,556 Not everyone can sleep with a beautiful military policewoman? 995 01:16:43,724 --> 01:16:47,602 Stillman got mad when the military police brought us home. 996 01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,855 If the parade is bad, we will have to Repeat the training course. 997 01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:53,817 Cruiser Ship, first time was fun, right? 998 01:16:53,985 --> 01:16:56,695 I can't go through it Basic training again. 999 01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:03,326 Now you're on top doomed list. 1000 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:08,373 Calm down, Francis... Crazy. 1001 01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:12,245 You guys calm down. 1002 01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,042 We have lots of time. What time is it? 1003 01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:16,506 - 2am. - Okay, 2 o'clock. 1004 01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:18,925 - What time do we get up? - 5am. 1005 01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:22,164 5 o'clock. We have 3 hours left. 1006 01:17:22,545 --> 01:17:24,550 Have you guys ever? Have you studied for the sprint exam yet? 1007 01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:29,019 I took 2 geography courses for 3 hours. 1008 01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:31,187 We can do this. We just have to practice. 1009 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,232 We practiced all night but it still looks very boring. 1010 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:38,278 - The brains have arrived. - That's good news. 1011 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:40,363 I'll go to the garage... 1012 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:42,657 and practice until morning. I will do it. 1013 01:17:42,825 --> 01:17:44,511 We can do this, right? 1014 01:17:44,980 --> 01:17:46,574 I can't. 1015 01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:48,747 Rest the gun on your right shoulder. 1016 01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:53,543 Bring it back first. 1017 01:17:53,711 --> 01:17:55,879 Check the gun. 1018 01:17:57,965 --> 01:18:00,050 Rest the gun on your right shoulder. 1019 01:18:01,385 --> 01:18:03,636 Turn right. 1020 01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:08,224 Left foot. 1021 01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:10,685 Rhythm, 2, 3, 4. 1022 01:18:10,853 --> 01:18:12,771 Black boys, please help white guys. 1023 01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:16,775 - What did he say? - He said you guys are black... 1024 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:19,319 Help the white boys. 1025 01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:22,197 Come on guys. 1026 01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:24,282 Wait. 1027 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,788 Stop it. Stop it now! 1028 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:32,040 You idiot, look at yourself. 1029 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:36,836 Stop it. 1030 01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:40,131 How are you guys? 1031 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,300 Idiots. 1032 01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:45,970 We are very different people. 1033 01:18:46,138 --> 01:18:49,015 I'm not from Watusi, not Spartans. 1034 01:18:49,183 --> 01:18:52,477 I am American, real American. 1035 01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:54,604 You guys understand that How are you? 1036 01:18:55,022 --> 01:18:57,857 Understand? Which means our ancestors... 1037 01:18:58,025 --> 01:19:01,694 were kicked out of those countries kindness in the world. 1038 01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:05,490 We are the ones who leave pitiful. 1039 01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:10,620 We are the underdogs. We are hybrid dogs. 1040 01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:14,666 Here's the proof. His nose was cold. 1041 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:17,877 But there were no animals more faithful... 1042 01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:22,507 more loyal, cuter than hybrid dogs. 1043 01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:24,884 Has anyone ever seen Old Yeller? 1044 01:19:27,847 --> 01:19:30,974 Did anyone cry when Old Yeller was shot? at the end of the movie? 1045 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:35,770 No one cries when Old Yeller was shot. I'm sure of that. 1046 01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:40,024 I cried my eyes out. 1047 01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:45,155 We are both infantrymen. We are very different. 1048 01:19:45,322 --> 01:19:48,158 But we have one thing in common. 1049 01:19:48,325 --> 01:19:53,163 I was stupid enough to join the army. 1050 01:19:53,330 --> 01:19:54,747 We are mutants. 1051 01:19:55,082 --> 01:19:59,586 There is something wrong with us. Something is very wrong. 1052 01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:02,046 Something is very wrong with us. 1053 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:06,050 I am a soldier, But I am an American soldier. 1054 01:20:06,218 --> 01:20:10,763 I have failed for the past 200 years. I am 10 and 1. 1055 01:20:12,933 --> 01:20:15,768 Now we don't have to worry... 1056 01:20:15,936 --> 01:20:18,897 whether you have practiced or not. 1057 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,899 I don't have to worry... 1058 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:23,776 Captain Stillman's story want me to be fired. 1059 01:20:23,944 --> 01:20:26,446 What we must do... 1060 01:20:26,614 --> 01:20:30,408 is to become great American soldiers... 1061 01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:34,037 which is hidden inside each of us. 1062 01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:37,415 Do as I say... 1063 01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:42,420 and say as I say. 1064 01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:47,592 Make me proud. 1065 01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:52,055 Concentrate! 1066 01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:54,724 Platoon... 1067 01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:58,645 strictly. 1068 01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:03,650 Rest the gun on your right shoulder. 1069 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:07,111 Stand at attention! 1070 01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:32,136 Maybe they couldn't find it parade place. 1071 01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:35,139 - It's right in front of the barracks. - That's the problem. 1072 01:21:43,857 --> 01:21:46,150 Eyes to the right. 1073 01:21:48,988 --> 01:21:51,155 Checked the barracks. They are not there. 1074 01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:55,159 If they're not here in 5 minutes, catch them. 1075 01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:11,092 Graduation parade takes place at 2 o'clock. What time is it? 1076 01:22:12,886 --> 01:22:15,013 3 o'clock. We still have 1 hour to sleep. 1077 01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:17,140 Good! 1078 01:22:17,308 --> 01:22:20,268 3 o'clock? We missed it. 1079 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:23,164 John! John! 1080 01:22:23,437 --> 01:22:24,869 I missed the parade graduated. 1081 01:22:25,232 --> 01:22:27,942 - I missed it. - Let's go. 1082 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:30,028 Everyone wake up. We missed it. 1083 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:02,060 - Where is it? - I do not know. 1084 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:55,113 Okay, this morning Let's sing a little. 1085 01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:10,670 Oh my God. 1086 01:24:36,363 --> 01:24:37,989 Platoon... 1087 01:24:40,159 --> 01:24:42,368 1, 2... 1088 01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:53,379 Where have you been, soldiers? 1089 01:24:53,547 --> 01:24:56,674 - Training, sir. - Training, sir. 1090 01:24:56,967 --> 01:24:58,760 What training, son? 1091 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:03,347 Military training, sir. 1092 01:25:04,183 --> 01:25:07,727 Platoon, do as you did last night, just better. 1093 01:25:07,895 --> 01:25:11,439 Right shoulder. 1094 01:25:13,317 --> 01:25:15,234 Strictly! 1095 01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,404 Step right. 1096 01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:32,293 Turn left, turn! 1097 01:25:37,216 --> 01:25:39,675 Who do you say hello to? 1098 01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:43,930 3, 5, 7. 1099 01:25:49,353 --> 01:25:51,354 Partying lavishly. 1100 01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:53,898 1, 2, 3, 4. 1101 01:25:55,192 --> 01:25:56,859 1, 2, 3, 4. 1102 01:25:57,027 --> 01:26:01,405 The brown fox jumped over lazy dog, sir. 1103 01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:17,922 - Where's the drill sergeant? - Exploded, sir. 1104 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:19,966 Exploded, sir. 1105 01:26:21,969 --> 01:26:23,422 Sir, this is the army by Sergeant Hulka. 1106 01:26:23,650 --> 01:26:25,652 He's injured during training. 1107 01:26:26,890 --> 01:26:28,599 I get it. 1108 01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:32,186 So I understand that you guys are on your own Completed training? 1109 01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:35,940 - That's a fact, Jack. - That's a fact, Jack. 1110 01:26:36,275 --> 01:26:37,942 - Captain! - Yes, sir. 1111 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:40,069 These are the people dare to think, dare to do... 1112 01:26:40,237 --> 01:26:42,947 that I want to take on my EM-50 project in Italy. 1113 01:26:44,074 --> 01:26:46,701 - But these people... - Don't but me, captain. 1114 01:26:46,869 --> 01:26:49,537 I want them to get on the plane tonight. 1115 01:26:50,455 --> 01:26:54,083 Guys, it's time to party Italian style. 1116 01:27:00,990 --> 01:27:07,160 Milan, Italy 1117 01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:13,350 You are in Italy as Ambassador of your country 1118 01:27:15,314 --> 01:27:17,315 Not bad. Great! 1119 01:27:18,150 --> 01:27:22,278 Nice bed. 1120 01:27:22,446 --> 01:27:24,405 This is a beautiful bed. 1121 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:29,410 Who goes to the Vatican? 1122 01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:32,830 Get some people and some relics and we will do it. 1123 01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:37,877 What are you doing? No, get down. You have to make my bed. 1124 01:27:38,045 --> 01:27:40,129 I'm in Italy. The guy above... 1125 01:27:40,297 --> 01:27:43,466 bed must be made for the guy below. 1126 01:27:43,634 --> 01:27:45,801 That's the rule. If we were in Germany... 1127 01:27:45,969 --> 01:27:47,303 I have to make your bed. 1128 01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:50,306 But I'm in Italy so I'll clean it up. That's the rule. 1129 01:27:51,183 --> 01:27:53,184 Who will make the bed? 1130 01:27:53,352 --> 01:27:56,187 Hello guys! 1131 01:27:58,148 --> 01:28:00,816 It's alive again. 1132 01:28:11,370 --> 01:28:13,287 Welcome to Italy. 1133 01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:18,084 We can forget tearful reunion. 1134 01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:23,631 There is one thing I want to clarify with you guys now. 1135 01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:27,635 I don't know what you guys are doing at the graduation parade... 1136 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:31,055 but this It's not that simple. 1137 01:28:31,848 --> 01:28:33,766 I want you guys raise your head high, 1138 01:28:33,934 --> 01:28:36,978 and always looks good dashing, alert. 1139 01:28:37,396 --> 01:28:38,729 I will arrest you guys... 1140 01:28:38,897 --> 01:28:42,483 making this the best unit at European Command. 1141 01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:49,156 Make the bed. Put away your belongings! 1142 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:52,868 We will gather in front of the garage at 6 o'clock. Is it clear? 1143 01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:55,246 Hello sergeant. 1144 01:28:57,249 --> 01:29:00,167 Hello sergeant? Shut up. 1145 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:02,169 6 o'clock? 1146 01:29:15,267 --> 01:29:17,184 You know, General Barnicke... 1147 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:20,062 of special interest to this project... 1148 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:25,776 You chose our platoon for this mission. 1149 01:29:26,862 --> 01:29:30,197 and he expects you will do well. 1150 01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:33,576 Pull up, sergeant. 1151 01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:41,500 Guys, this is the means attack in urban area EM-50. 1152 01:29:48,592 --> 01:29:52,053 So beautiful, colonel. You can believe in us. 1153 01:30:01,688 --> 01:30:03,272 Concentrate. 1154 01:30:08,862 --> 01:30:11,447 I need 2 volunteers. 1155 01:30:11,615 --> 01:30:12,990 You and you. 1156 01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:16,786 You will guard the car to 8 a.m. Monday. 1157 01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:19,455 The rest have weekends off. Dissolve! 1158 01:30:26,922 --> 01:30:30,299 - Sergeant, why me? - I do not know. 1159 01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:33,761 There was no military reason. I just don't like you. 1160 01:30:34,554 --> 01:30:36,806 Have a nice weekend. 1161 01:30:37,557 --> 01:30:42,269 Please wipe it clean to the point I can lick the floor. 1162 01:30:44,062 --> 01:30:46,120 Urban attack vehicle Project EM-50 1163 01:30:51,113 --> 01:30:52,725 This is interesting. 1164 01:30:53,152 --> 01:30:55,283 You can't believe this nothing can be done. 1165 01:31:00,539 --> 01:31:04,166 John. 1166 01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:07,455 You think I have the qualities of officers? 1167 01:31:07,994 --> 01:31:09,285 I'm so worried about you! 1168 01:31:09,422 --> 01:31:11,799 Come on, I'm healthy. I walked with my head held high. 1169 01:31:11,967 --> 01:31:14,844 I look dashing. First week in Europe. 1170 01:31:15,011 --> 01:31:19,056 Yes, I'm sitting Looks like a truck. 1171 01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:20,724 We have each other. 1172 01:31:20,892 --> 01:31:24,061 I'm thinking we should look for it some friends this weekend. 1173 01:31:24,271 --> 01:31:26,313 Too bad because the girls are in Germany. 1174 01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:27,773 We can rent... 1175 01:31:27,941 --> 01:31:29,775 - a hotel somewhere. - YES! 1176 01:31:29,943 --> 01:31:31,777 Spend a few days in the hotel. 1177 01:31:31,945 --> 01:31:33,737 It would be great. 1178 01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:37,825 We can take them up the stairs Alps for a walk. 1179 01:31:43,748 --> 01:31:45,082 - Are not. - Have! 1180 01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:47,751 - No, no! - Have! 1181 01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:51,088 - Yes, yes, yes. - No, John, no. 1182 01:31:51,256 --> 01:31:53,090 - I will drive. - Alright. 1183 01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:01,599 Got there. 1184 01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:04,268 Don't forget I promised you a sumptuous dinner... 1185 01:32:04,436 --> 01:32:06,854 before watching this. 1186 01:32:07,022 --> 01:32:08,689 Alright. 1187 01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:15,863 Come with me, baby! 1188 01:32:23,288 --> 01:32:27,625 Don't forget this is a big secret. Don't tell anyone. 1189 01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:31,420 Unless they torture you. 1190 01:32:32,380 --> 01:32:35,633 - Official work. - Please show me the documents. 1191 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,927 Thank you captain. 1192 01:32:38,094 --> 01:32:41,430 Follow me. 1193 01:32:44,976 --> 01:32:48,896 When assigning an important project like this for an officer... 1194 01:32:49,064 --> 01:32:53,943 Usually they are preparing promote him. 1195 01:32:58,823 --> 01:33:02,868 - I think you'll like this. - That's it? 1196 01:33:11,002 --> 01:33:15,172 - What's wrong with you? - Where is my truck? 1197 01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:18,676 Where is my truck? 1198 01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:22,012 Where is the EM-50? 1199 01:33:22,180 --> 01:33:24,723 Some soldiers took it to be washed. 1200 01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:26,517 Take it to wash? 1201 01:33:26,685 --> 01:33:29,353 Are there toilets around here? I have to go to the bathroom. 1202 01:33:29,521 --> 01:33:31,355 - Try to hold back. - They have proper papers. 1203 01:33:31,523 --> 01:33:34,358 - Do you want me to report? - Are not! 1204 01:33:34,526 --> 01:33:37,194 Keep this a secret. Do you understand? 1205 01:33:37,362 --> 01:33:40,781 And don't let anyone in there. No one, not even the colonel. 1206 01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:42,199 Yes, sir. 1207 01:33:47,330 --> 01:33:49,832 I still think this Stillman guy really dangerous. 1208 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,167 I gradually became aware of that. 1209 01:33:54,337 --> 01:33:57,381 Okay, let's go. Load up the car. 1210 01:33:57,549 --> 01:33:58,966 Sergeant. 1211 01:34:00,176 --> 01:34:01,719 We followed the EM-50 to Germany. 1212 01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:04,096 Maybe they're going to East Berlin. 1213 01:34:04,264 --> 01:34:07,349 In my opinion, the 42nd division Have a great device... 1214 01:34:07,517 --> 01:34:09,143 can connect to the part aerial reconnaissance. 1215 01:34:09,311 --> 01:34:11,645 We can give you the EM-50 Be here within 24 hours. 1216 01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:14,106 Impossible. If thanks to outside I will become a laughing stock... 1217 01:34:14,274 --> 01:34:17,109 for the entire army. I will do this myself. 1218 01:34:17,277 --> 01:34:19,945 Those idiots can't even do it tie your own shoe laces. 1219 01:34:20,113 --> 01:34:23,866 I don't care. Put your things in the car and let's go. 1220 01:34:25,035 --> 01:34:27,369 Okay, we'll be on our way. Let's go! 1221 01:34:28,955 --> 01:34:30,831 I will follow John and Russell. 1222 01:34:30,999 --> 01:34:33,417 Can't believe they are Russian spy. 1223 01:34:33,585 --> 01:34:36,920 I just know I will kill someone. 1224 01:34:38,537 --> 01:34:41,941 Scholoss Von Hapsburg, Germany 1225 01:34:57,942 --> 01:34:59,777 - Hello Russell. - Hello. 1226 01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:03,697 I did it Any special exercises? 1227 01:35:03,865 --> 01:35:06,575 - I brought a magical suitcase. - Really? 1228 01:35:06,910 --> 01:35:09,787 What does it remind you of? French girls always do that. 1229 01:35:09,954 --> 01:35:11,789 I see. 1230 01:35:12,457 --> 01:35:15,292 He watched it on cable TV. Doesn't mean anything to him. 1231 01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:17,920 Careful. Some people will be hurt. 1232 01:35:21,424 --> 01:35:24,885 - Oh my God. - Come here! 1233 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,679 - Come here. - Fight! 1234 01:35:27,847 --> 01:35:30,140 Just one more time! 1235 01:35:31,476 --> 01:35:33,936 Take off the bottom too. 1236 01:35:34,521 --> 01:35:38,148 John Winger from the Academy US Military. 1237 01:35:38,608 --> 01:35:40,567 He prepares to fight. 1238 01:35:44,489 --> 01:35:46,990 A double somersault, landing on buttocks... 1239 01:35:47,158 --> 01:35:48,450 a somersault... 1240 01:35:48,618 --> 01:35:50,452 2 consecutive somersaults. 1241 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:53,664 Landing face down! 1242 01:35:53,832 --> 01:35:56,667 A headlong rush. Are not! He's in pain. 1243 01:35:58,670 --> 01:36:00,254 Sounds really good. 1244 01:36:00,422 --> 01:36:02,548 My dad used to be here throughout the war. 1245 01:36:02,715 --> 01:36:05,759 - In this bathtub? - Clean your ears. 1246 01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:10,347 Louise, what do you think of me? 1247 01:36:10,849 --> 01:36:14,977 The first time I met you, I thought you are a bad guy. 1248 01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:17,771 What about now? 1249 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:20,691 Still the same guy... 1250 01:36:20,859 --> 01:36:23,360 but it's fascinating. 1251 01:36:23,528 --> 01:36:25,446 - Landing face down... - John. 1252 01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:27,614 dismount... 1253 01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:30,659 get on the horse. 1254 01:36:30,952 --> 01:36:32,369 John! 1255 01:36:33,955 --> 01:36:36,081 How about this style? 1256 01:36:36,458 --> 01:36:37,875 - How do you see this? - Too ecstatic. 1257 01:36:38,042 --> 01:36:40,878 - Do you like this style? - Great. Too ecstatic! 1258 01:36:41,045 --> 01:36:45,007 - How about this? - Much better. 1259 01:36:45,967 --> 01:36:47,593 I like that. 1260 01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:49,470 That's different! 1261 01:36:54,309 --> 01:36:57,769 Where did you learn? 1262 01:37:00,565 --> 01:37:04,526 Not yet! Not yet! More. 1263 01:37:04,694 --> 01:37:07,529 I can't stop! 1264 01:37:08,740 --> 01:37:11,450 I want to show... I'm sorry. 1265 01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:13,546 I don't see anything. 1266 01:37:13,617 --> 01:37:16,109 No problem. The turn is on the right somewhere around here. 1267 01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:18,248 No, if you turn right, we will come... 1268 01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:23,295 Whenever I need your opinion, I will ask. Thank. 1269 01:38:13,012 --> 01:38:15,180 For God's sake, captain. I just crashed through... 1270 01:38:15,348 --> 01:38:16,651 Sorry. This is my mission. 1271 01:38:16,706 --> 01:38:19,471 I would be very grateful if you Let me command. Thank. 1272 01:38:22,105 --> 01:38:23,105 Damn it! 1273 01:38:34,325 --> 01:38:36,994 - Where are you going, sergeant? - Sergeant, where are you going? 1274 01:38:37,161 --> 01:38:39,997 Sergeant, what are you doing? 1275 01:39:20,580 --> 01:39:24,708 Here, give them to them. 1276 01:39:24,876 --> 01:39:26,835 You idiots! 1277 01:40:24,268 --> 01:40:26,937 Gunther, get yourself one New Volkswagen. 1278 01:40:28,356 --> 01:40:32,150 Guys, don't order the cutlet. They are using dog meat. 1279 01:40:33,569 --> 01:40:36,655 Hello Hansel, Gretel. Where are your allies? 1280 01:40:36,823 --> 01:40:39,366 So great! 1281 01:40:39,534 --> 01:40:42,369 Okay, Klaus, stop here. 1282 01:40:42,537 --> 01:40:45,122 There are some naked animals We don't want you to see. 1283 01:40:45,289 --> 01:40:46,832 Here you go. 1284 01:40:49,210 --> 01:40:51,002 - Here's the money for you. - Let's go. 1285 01:40:51,170 --> 01:40:54,089 Don't you turn off the radio? 1286 01:40:54,257 --> 01:40:56,049 - What do you mean? - That's a shortwave radio. 1287 01:40:56,342 --> 01:40:58,135 This is the EM-50? 1288 01:41:03,808 --> 01:41:05,976 Emergency! Emergency! 1289 01:41:06,602 --> 01:41:11,231 Emergency. Code 21, condition 7. First aid. Code 21, condition 7. 1290 01:41:11,399 --> 01:41:13,024 Code 21. Say it. 1291 01:41:13,192 --> 01:41:17,696 I belong to Bravo company, division 41st Armored Division, United States Army. 1292 01:41:17,864 --> 01:41:21,116 A platoon and commanding officer being held by the enemy... 1293 01:41:21,284 --> 01:41:25,996 at coordinates 41-6-397. 1294 01:41:26,164 --> 01:41:29,040 They are Russian soldiers, about 200 names. 1295 01:41:29,208 --> 01:41:32,335 Send rescue. I have to go. 1296 01:41:33,546 --> 01:41:36,923 June 41, 397. That's Czechoslovakia. 1297 01:41:38,259 --> 01:41:41,553 - Armored Division 41? - Bravo Company. 1298 01:41:43,431 --> 01:41:46,308 - That's our unit. - Oh no. 1299 01:41:46,601 --> 01:41:49,853 - They're looking for me. - They're done. 1300 01:41:50,021 --> 01:41:51,688 I'm done. 1301 01:41:51,856 --> 01:41:54,691 If it is condition 7 then they secretly do this. 1302 01:41:54,859 --> 01:41:57,694 Hence the Ministry of National Defense will not admit. 1303 01:41:57,862 --> 01:41:59,738 Those guys are done. 1304 01:42:01,282 --> 01:42:03,074 - We have to save them. - Right. 1305 01:42:03,242 --> 01:42:06,203 - Are not! - We have a responsibility to do so. 1306 01:42:06,370 --> 01:42:08,580 - Russell. - Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. 1307 01:42:08,748 --> 01:42:11,291 We go in there to pick them up and then go out. 1308 01:42:11,459 --> 01:42:13,794 I'm not going to Moscow. That's Czechoslovakia. 1309 01:42:13,961 --> 01:42:15,796 Just like going to Wisconsin. 1310 01:42:15,963 --> 01:42:18,882 I got one so I'm close to Wisconsin. Forget about it. 1311 01:42:21,719 --> 01:42:24,221 - What are you afraid of? - I'm not afraid. 1312 01:42:24,388 --> 01:42:26,890 There are 2 things I swear to myself will never do: 1313 01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:28,558 Murder and death. 1314 01:42:28,726 --> 01:42:30,936 The Russians raped it what about your girlfriend? 1315 01:42:31,103 --> 01:42:34,356 Stop it, you know my girlfriend. You probably fucked her that night. 1316 01:42:34,524 --> 01:42:37,025 The Russians invited her to dinner. 1317 01:42:37,193 --> 01:42:41,404 Our platoon is there. Ox, Elmo and Cruiser. 1318 01:42:41,572 --> 01:42:44,658 I love those people. I am their only chance. 1319 01:42:44,826 --> 01:42:46,086 There are 2 things: 1320 01:42:46,222 --> 01:42:47,781 First, they hate you. 1321 01:42:47,954 --> 01:42:49,621 Bastards! 1322 01:42:49,789 --> 01:42:53,667 Second, complete the training course I will be a typist. 1323 01:42:53,835 --> 01:42:56,294 When you break in enemy territory... 1324 01:42:56,462 --> 01:42:59,256 Don't let people type to the front line. 1325 01:42:59,423 --> 01:43:03,510 Many people want to do that. Tell them, okay? 1326 01:43:05,721 --> 01:43:07,305 Okay! 1327 01:43:08,140 --> 01:43:09,933 We won't go in. 1328 01:43:10,518 --> 01:43:13,270 - Alright. - Let's go. 1329 01:43:13,437 --> 01:43:15,355 My hero. 1330 01:43:17,567 --> 01:43:20,527 Damn it, we're so close. I'll just come and see. 1331 01:43:20,695 --> 01:43:24,614 Steel Fortress. It must be very beautiful. I really want to take a photo of it. 1332 01:43:24,782 --> 01:43:26,366 I'll take a photo of it! 1333 01:43:26,534 --> 01:43:30,036 It only takes about 1 hour. We came to take pictures and then left. 1334 01:43:30,204 --> 01:43:32,664 - Just look, okay? - YES! 1335 01:43:34,458 --> 01:43:37,878 - Let's go sightseeing. - Good plan. 1336 01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:07,908 We got lost. Which way to Innsbruck, Austria? 1337 01:44:08,075 --> 01:44:10,368 We want to ski. 1338 01:44:12,830 --> 01:44:15,332 - Do you know Brandy? Hello ladies! - Sorry. 1339 01:44:15,499 --> 01:44:18,501 - The military uniform is so beautiful. - Is there a toilet here? 1340 01:44:18,669 --> 01:44:21,004 Toilet, girls. Toilet. 1341 01:44:21,172 --> 01:44:23,173 There must be a toilet around here. 1342 01:44:23,341 --> 01:44:25,091 Toilet. Toilet. 1343 01:44:28,971 --> 01:44:32,349 Hello, I'm John Winger US Army... 1344 01:44:32,516 --> 01:44:35,226 - You are my prisoners of war. - Why are you doing this, John? 1345 01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:38,813 Chicago. Boom boom! 1346 01:44:40,191 --> 01:44:43,193 Why do we need prisoners? 1347 01:44:43,361 --> 01:44:45,403 Let's go! 1348 01:44:50,534 --> 01:44:52,869 What does the word "challenging" mean? with you? 1349 01:44:53,037 --> 01:44:54,574 I have a plan. 1350 01:44:54,857 --> 01:44:57,246 Great. Custer had a plan too. 1351 01:45:48,134 --> 01:45:49,718 We're in serious trouble. 1352 01:45:49,885 --> 01:45:52,804 He said he has a plan. Give him a chance. 1353 01:45:53,222 --> 01:45:55,056 Hello! 1354 01:46:07,486 --> 01:46:11,072 Idiot! Come here! 1355 01:46:18,622 --> 01:46:20,915 - We're inside. - Good job, John. 1356 01:46:26,130 --> 01:46:28,423 - What's the plan? - I'm calculating. 1357 01:46:28,591 --> 01:46:31,301 Idiot. What else to calculate? 1358 01:46:33,804 --> 01:46:35,680 If there is a lack of planning, that's ridiculous. 1359 01:46:35,848 --> 01:46:37,724 Hey, here they go shoot us. 1360 01:46:37,892 --> 01:46:40,477 Good, it's okay. Just ignore them. It worked. 1361 01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:53,156 - Louise, let this thing run. - You're very dangerous, you know that? 1362 01:46:57,119 --> 01:46:59,037 This is interesting. 1363 01:47:04,752 --> 01:47:08,505 They have a big gun, several tanks. 1364 01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:11,758 They have hundreds of dancers run around. 1365 01:47:11,926 --> 01:47:14,010 - And what do we have? - What do we have? 1366 01:47:14,178 --> 01:47:17,806 What are you saying? I have 1 car fully armed. 1367 01:47:17,973 --> 01:47:20,350 Found that truck we will see them. 1368 01:47:31,028 --> 01:47:33,446 - There's a guy in the tower, Russell. - I saw it. 1369 01:47:36,367 --> 01:47:38,368 Keep it the same! 1370 01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:52,382 - Got him. - Oh my God. 1371 01:47:56,345 --> 01:47:58,388 Well done, Russell. 1372 01:48:00,558 --> 01:48:03,059 - There's that truck. - It must be them. Prepare. 1373 01:48:07,064 --> 01:48:08,606 Open! 1374 01:48:15,990 --> 01:48:18,533 John, over here. 1375 01:48:39,597 --> 01:48:41,973 - How stupid. - Right. 1376 01:48:45,769 --> 01:48:47,312 - Do you know anyone who likes this? - Who? 1377 01:48:47,479 --> 01:48:49,856 Russell. He should be here. 1378 01:48:50,024 --> 01:48:51,441 - Russell. - Russell. 1379 01:48:51,609 --> 01:48:53,359 Rescue! 1380 01:49:02,953 --> 01:49:05,288 - Thank. - That would be helpful. 1381 01:49:15,549 --> 01:49:17,467 They should be in there. 1382 01:50:11,105 --> 01:50:13,022 You can hit me all you want. 1383 01:50:21,573 --> 01:50:23,908 - Are you okay? - Where are they? 1384 01:50:24,076 --> 01:50:26,703 - Hello! - Where are the others? 1385 01:50:29,039 --> 01:50:30,623 Hello? 1386 01:50:34,545 --> 01:50:36,254 Hello! 1387 01:50:36,547 --> 01:50:38,423 Hello? 1388 01:50:39,133 --> 01:50:40,967 Hello? 1389 01:50:41,135 --> 01:50:44,053 - Who is it? - Idi Amin here. 1390 01:50:44,221 --> 01:50:46,556 - It's Winger! - We are free. 1391 01:50:46,724 --> 01:50:49,642 Winger! Save us. 1392 01:50:49,810 --> 01:50:52,228 Stay away from the door. I will blow it up. 1393 01:50:52,396 --> 01:50:54,689 Everyone step back. 1394 01:50:57,026 --> 01:50:58,401 Light it up. 1395 01:51:01,155 --> 01:51:02,613 Lie down. 1396 01:51:12,041 --> 01:51:16,336 - The door is so sturdy. - Are you guys locked inside? 1397 01:51:16,503 --> 01:51:20,423 Because of people like you that I can't go out. 1398 01:51:20,591 --> 01:51:23,801 It's always your fault. You guys are incapable of... 1399 01:51:23,969 --> 01:51:25,845 carry out my orders or... 1400 01:51:26,013 --> 01:51:30,099 - Open this door. - I will break down the door. 1401 01:51:35,230 --> 01:51:39,776 - Winger! I'm so happy. - What are you doing here? 1402 01:51:58,379 --> 01:52:01,130 Be careful, Louise! Tanks behind us. Quick! 1403 01:52:26,782 --> 01:52:28,658 Find John. I will kill him. 1404 01:53:14,079 --> 01:53:16,205 The car is waiting for us. 1405 01:53:20,836 --> 01:53:22,962 Russell? 1406 01:54:03,337 --> 01:54:05,630 Get out of here. 1407 01:54:30,239 --> 01:54:32,073 We are here! 1408 01:54:34,117 --> 01:54:35,284 John! Stella! 1409 01:54:35,452 --> 01:54:37,203 Quick! 1410 01:54:42,960 --> 01:54:46,629 You guys are in trouble. This is Government property... 1411 01:55:35,178 --> 01:55:37,013 There's something blocking the way. Hold on tight! 1412 01:55:37,180 --> 01:55:38,389 Hold on tight! 1413 01:55:41,476 --> 01:55:44,103 I'm too old for this. 1414 01:55:52,654 --> 01:55:55,865 Guys, we've gone to Germany. 1415 01:56:12,758 --> 01:56:15,593 I hate tourist season. 1416 01:56:16,178 --> 01:56:22,391 That car will pick you up The girls in Minsk are great. 1417 01:56:32,217 --> 01:56:37,353 Local boys chase away the Americans 1418 01:56:39,191 --> 01:56:43,282 At home 1419 01:57:06,061 --> 01:57:09,355 Platoon, serious! 1420 01:57:11,024 --> 01:57:13,401 Greet! 1421 01:57:15,946 --> 01:57:17,154 Stand up! 1422 01:57:22,609 --> 01:57:27,413 Retired military hero 1423 01:57:32,629 --> 01:57:35,381 Thank you! It's great to be home. 1424 01:57:48,454 --> 01:57:53,933 My favorite tanks Firepower vs. MPG 1425 01:57:57,362 --> 01:57:59,822 Guys, we are amazing. 1426 01:58:07,414 --> 01:58:10,833 I was awarded a medal for courage. 1427 01:58:13,754 --> 01:58:16,922 A surprise party? 1428 01:58:17,090 --> 01:58:20,676 I will kill you guys. Whose idea was this? 1429 01:58:20,844 --> 01:58:24,346 Everyone will come to me. This is ridiculous. 1430 01:58:24,890 --> 01:58:27,266 Senator, Hold that for me. 1431 01:58:27,434 --> 01:58:30,728 I wrote a letter. I didn't know you were coming. 1432 01:58:31,188 --> 01:58:33,022 No, don't ask anything. 1433 01:58:33,190 --> 01:58:35,274 We just want to back to the hotel.... 1434 01:58:35,442 --> 01:58:37,860 and really fun. 1435 01:58:40,530 --> 01:58:43,924 What are you looking at? Look over there. 1436 01:58:48,461 --> 01:58:53,181 The problem with love and kisses 1437 01:59:03,236 --> 01:59:05,846 Old friend. 1438 01:59:11,449 --> 01:59:17,249 Will America can exist? 1439 01:59:37,866 --> 01:59:40,152 Arctic Command Welcome the new commander 1440 01:59:42,300 --> 01:59:44,677 Face to the right. 1441 01:59:45,053 --> 01:59:47,221 Walk steadily, step! 1442 01:59:48,765 --> 01:59:52,768 Left, left, left, right, left. 1443 01:59:58,775 --> 02:00:00,776 5, 6, 7, 8.