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- Megan filed for divorce.
- I'm actually down

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to play whoever wins.

3
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Hinkley hills is Caucasian.

4
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That's the burbs, babes.

5
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The evil overlord Agnes.

6
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Bill, you missed a spot.

7
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Marty and I moved here 15 years ago.

8
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Goodnight, my love.
Unfortunately, he passed.

9
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When you have neighbors,
you're never alone,

10
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- even when you wanna be.
- What happened?

11
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There was a little quibble.

12
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Things got a little heated.

13
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You're an asshole.

14
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Don't you think we should
know what he's up to?

15
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Hello?

16
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Look, we need to get out of here.

17
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It's the grave of Alison Grant.

18
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Do you mean that Gary
might have killed that girl?

19
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I think I hit something. Shit.

20
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Thanks for stopping by, neighbors.

21
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This was so reckless.

22
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I know something's wrong.

23
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"Rob shows a proclivity
towards violence."

24
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Enough!

25
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- What's in there?
- Nothing.

26
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Let's just say it's not Gary

27
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that we need to be worried about.

28
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It's Rob.

29
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Why the fuck do you
still have her phone?

30
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- You gotta get rid of it.
- It was 20 years ago.

31
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Her body isn't down there.

32
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So just drop it!

33
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Where'd you go?

34
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Just grabbing some water.

35
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I got exactly what you need.

36
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Look, see?

37
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All good. Almost home.

38
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Hi. Yoo-hoo. Samira.

39
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Hi. Sorry, I'm totally blanking.

40
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Lauren Daniels.

41
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We met outside the shops
in the Plaza the other day.

42
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- Yes, yes. Sorry.
- I don't know where my head went.

43
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Baby brain. I totally get it.

44
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You remember my daughter, ains.

45
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- Hi.
- Hi. Good to see you, guys.

46
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- Babe.
- It gets easier. I promise.

47
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That's what they keep telling me.

48
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It's true. And you're already so brave

49
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bringing him out into public.

50
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I refused to take Ainsley anywhere

51
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until she had her second
round of shots, like, nowhere.

52
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We were completely housebound.

53
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Really? Is that normal?

54
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No, it was insane.

55
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Also known as the new normal.

56
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Ains and I are almost
done with our little walk.

57
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Thank god.

58
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But I'll see you at the
block party on Sunday, right?

59
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- What block party?
- Are you kidding?

60
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The block party.

61
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Here, okay. I have the thing.

62
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How did I not see this?

63
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Baby brain. It's real.

64
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My mother planned a beautiful party.

65
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All you have to do is
walk outside your house.

66
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Right. Agnes is your mother.

67
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- I knew that.
- Yes,

68
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and I appreciate your sympathetic tone.

69
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The hoa throws it every year.

70
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It's, it's a celebration of the community.

71
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The whole village comes.

72
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The village of Hinkley hills.

73
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I really hope you can make it, Samira.

74
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There'll be so many nice
people for you to meet,

75
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other moms, and my mother

76
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has, really outdone herself this year.

77
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Okay. We'll see you soon.

78
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Come on, hon. Did
you put some lotion on?

79
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No.

80
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Come on, you can do
it. You can do it, baby.

81
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What do you think, miles?

82
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- Come on.
- Ready to party?

83
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Agnes, are you here to apologize

84
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for falsely accusing me of
absconding with your dog?

85
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Ha. No. Have you
cleaned out the fridge?

86
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- What?
- Your walk-in.

87
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The meat delivery for the block party

88
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arrives tomorrow and
it needs to be stored.

89
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Bill will bring the truck by.

90
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And also how many
pies are you making?

91
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- How many pies?
- Marty's apple pie.

92
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He always did a baker's dozen.

93
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But under the circumstances,
how many can I put you down for?

94
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Look, Agnes, the walk-in fridge, the pies,

95
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the whole stupid block party,

96
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that was Marty's thing, not mine.

97
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And now he's gone. So you and bill

98
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will just have to find someplace else

99
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to store your sausage.

100
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- Lynn...
- I know you've had a very difficult time

101
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but this is my last year as hoa president.

102
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Are you dying?

103
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Gracefully retiring,

104
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making way for a new
generation of leadership.

105
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Well, until then, stay
the fuck out of my fridge!

106
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You're gonna regret this!

107
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The nerve of that woman.

108
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Marty's barely cold

109
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and she's demanding his fridge space.

110
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Honey, it's been six months.

111
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- Marty's plenty cold.
- And she wants his pie.

112
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I love pie.

113
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I know his pie is famous

114
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but I am not just an
extension of my dead husband.

115
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I am a human being with
my own thoughts and feelings,

116
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and my feeling right now
is that Agnes festerson

117
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can fester right off.

118
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Well, I'm sorry, Lynn.

119
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Guys, this block party

120
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seems like it's gonna
be a pretty big deal?

121
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I wonder if Betsy and
Gary are gonna show up.

122
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Betsy does not exist.

123
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What are you talking about? We met her.

124
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She has no digital
footprints, no social media,

125
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no real person involved.

126
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Come on. Betsy Wilsons,

127
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there's gotta be
thousands of them out there.

128
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Hundreds of thousands
of Elizabeth Wilsons.

129
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Any number of them
may choose to go by Betsy

130
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but none are she.

131
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And you've gone through all of them?

132
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I've already said too much.

133
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The party really is a blast.

134
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I think you and Rob will have a nice time.

135
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Rob and I aren't exactly at
our most loving right now.

136
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- What do you mean?
- Nothing. Couple's fight,

137
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especially when you add
a baby to the equation.

138
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I'm sure it all will just blow over, right?

139
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What? What's that look?

140
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Samira, when you and Rob argue,

141
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you feel safe, don't you?

142
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I mean, does he ever, threaten you

143
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or become physically aggressive?

144
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- No. Why would you say that?
- I wasn't going to say anything.

145
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Famous last words.

146
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When I was watching
miles the other night,

147
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I happened across a file in bev's office.

148
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So you were snooping?

149
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Not through any of your things,

150
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but two hours unsupervised

151
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in my snootiest neighbor's house,

152
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I'm only human, honey.

153
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Go on.

154
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There was a psychiatric evaluation.

155
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What did it say?

156
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Uncontrollable outbursts,
a lack of self-control.

157
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Sounds like he was a
pretty angry little guy.

158
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An angry teenage boy. Really?

159
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Did you also find a tape recording

160
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of him having a tantrum as a toddler?

161
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Well, we didn't wanna say either

162
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but there is a door in the victorian

163
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and Rob's name is on it.

164
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Don't touch my phone.

165
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Okay, guys. Robert?

166
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You know how many
Roberts there are in the world?

167
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4,738,489

168
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in the United States,

169
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none of whom grew up across the street

170
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from the girl whose
name is also in the closet.

171
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Alison.

172
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What are you all trying to say?

173
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It's him.

174
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"When will you be home?"

175
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Sounds pretty controlling.

176
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The baby needs to eat, okay? It's fine.

177
00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:04,850
Fine is the other f word Julia likes to say.

178
00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:08,086
- Everything is fine.
- Okay.

179
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See you guys later.

180
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Lay off the wine.

181
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Rob?

182
00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,220
Samira?

183
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What are you doin'?

184
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- Making dinner.
- In the dark?

185
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I was trying to surprise you.

186
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I just got him down.

187
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Rob, I'm sorry but you scared me.

188
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- You came out of nowhere.
- Shh. Keep your voice down.

189
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Holding a knife with
blood on your hands.

190
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Blood? It pomegranate juice.

191
00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,966
I was in the middle of plating
that lovely pomegranate salad

192
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that you like with the goat's cheese.

193
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I haven't had a lot of
luck going out recently,

194
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so I thought I'd do you a
romantic dinner here instead,

195
00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:02,056
seeing as you always
come back from Lynn's

196
00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,726
all tipsy and happy and
relatively normal seeming.

197
00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,806
Normal seeming? You're the
one that's not acting normal.

198
00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,726
I saw you the other
night going into the woods.

199
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,816
Yeah. You said you
were gonna get water?

200
00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,446
I saw you leaving. You lied to me.

201
00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,236
You've been lying the whole time.

202
00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,066
- About what?
- Your name.

203
00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,326
Tod saw it on a door in the victorian.

204
00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:21,696
God, when was that?

205
00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,906
When you were over there
vandalizing the basement?

206
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,166
- Please.
- You knew that girl, Rob.

207
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,576
You knew her and you need to admit it.

208
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,956
I never said that I didn't.

209
00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:30,746
And you went to a
psychiatrist in high school?

210
00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,546
Yeah. That's hardly a secret.

211
00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:34,756
For anger issues? I'm your wife.

212
00:09:34,780 --> 00:09:36,376
Why wouldn't you tell
me something like that?

213
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,256
We've only been together a
year and a half. It never came up.

214
00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,830
It should come up. That's come-up stuff.

215
00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:43,266
Fine. What do you wanna know?

216
00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:47,210
I wanna know everything,
the truth, the whole truth.

217
00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,276
Okay.

218
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,236
The whole truth, counselor,

219
00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:58,946
is that maybe my
name is written on a door

220
00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:00,696
in the house across the
street. I've no memory of it

221
00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,746
but it's definitely possible
because we were friends.

222
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,866
And I did see a
psychiatrist a couple of times

223
00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:07,786
when I was in high
school because said friend

224
00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:09,456
suddenly disappeared.

225
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,036
And my mother, you know, moved the...

226
00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:14,086
was completely contrary
to her entire British being,

227
00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:15,796
thought that maybe it
was a good idea for me

228
00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:17,740
to talk to someone about
my feelings after that.

229
00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,000
Did it help?

230
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,330
Yeah. A lot.

231
00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:31,556
So much so that when we met,

232
00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,776
and fell in love, and
suddenly got pregnant,

233
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,146
and married 20 years later,

234
00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,816
it wasn't really at the
forefront of my mind.

235
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:40,616
Look, I love all of this but
it has been a lot, Samira.

236
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,076
So the truth is the other night,

237
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,826
I did sneak out into the
woods for 20 minutes

238
00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:45,246
to smoke a joint.

239
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,786
Miles was asleep, everything was fine.

240
00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,116
But I didn't tell you 'cause I felt guilty.

241
00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:51,786
I felt guilty that I can go for a smoke

242
00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:54,126
and you can't because
there's insufficient studies

243
00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:56,126
into the effect of thc on breast milk.

244
00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:58,860
Because nobody thinks
about the mother's comfort.

245
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,360
I do though.

246
00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,676
I think about your
comfort every single hour

247
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,030
of every single day.

248
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,250
He's out.

249
00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,236
He's perfect.

250
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,420
He is.

251
00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:26,720
I'm sorry.

252
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,906
I know.

253
00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:32,850
Maybe I just need to
get out more, see people.

254
00:11:33,730 --> 00:11:35,746
There is that event this weekend.

255
00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:38,206
The hoa block party.

256
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,466
Yeah, we got a flyer for it in the mailbox.

257
00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:42,086
- I'm in.
- You are?

258
00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:45,306
It's a party. Parties are fun.

259
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,556
Well, it used to be fun.

260
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,266
Used to be fun?

261
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:52,346
Babe, we are fun. We're so much fun.

262
00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:53,750
Let's be fun.

263
00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:07,850
- It's such a pretty day out.
- So beautiful.

264
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,666
Look, balloons.

265
00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:14,826
There's actually a lot of stuff here.

266
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:18,126
Yeah. No expense spared.

267
00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:25,120
Good morning. There's the...

268
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,200
You, think Gary's gonna show?

269
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,556
What if we don't worry about him?

270
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,686
What if we just try to have fun?

271
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,976
- Fun, remember?
- Yes, fun.

272
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,316
Hi, Samira and Rob.

273
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,476
- Hey.
- Hi.

274
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,606
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

275
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,026
That little girl's gonna
make some money.

276
00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,316
- That's awesome.
- A trash bin for you,

277
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,616
a trash bin for you.

278
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,326
Hey, don't forget to take out the trash.

279
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,656
- Robert.
- Look, daddy!

280
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,866
- Hey, Walters.
- Hi.

281
00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:54,706
For the little one.

282
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,536
He's probably a little bit young for...

283
00:12:56,560 --> 00:13:00,336
- Don't worry.
- He'll grow into it.

284
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,756
You made it!

285
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,676
- We did.
- Okay.

286
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,216
- This is Lauryn.
- With a y,

287
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,386
dying to meet you, gagging over you.

288
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:09,886
And Kate.

289
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,846
Hi. I'm Kate.

290
00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:14,016
I already said that. Kate's
new here to Hinkley hills.

291
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,896
She moved here a couple
years ago after her husband died.

292
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,686
- In a car accident.
- I'm sorry.

293
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,976
No, no, we were separated,

294
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,896
so please don't let that
hijack this conversation.

295
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,406
This is about you, you and only you.

296
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,430
Hello, Rob.

297
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,156
I, better go check on naveen.

298
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:35,246
She's in good hands.
Okay. What do you need?

299
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,036
Pediatrician, pedicure, podiatrist?

300
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,746
Want me to hold the baby
to give your back a break?

301
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,246
I'm not sure.

302
00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,046
Not writing him off yet. We get it.

303
00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,256
- We totally do.
- Totally.

304
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,256
- Ooh, isn't this so exciting?
- Yeah, we're here.

305
00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:55,476
- Hey, buddy.
- Yo, yo, yo.

306
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,266
Rob Fisher is in the house.

307
00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:59,056
The dj voice has started already.

308
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,106
Hey, Robert. Are you also here

309
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:02,776
to rock out with your cock out?

310
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,396
He best be, because
naveen the machine

311
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,986
is about to light this shit up.

312
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:09,406
- Naveen the machine?
- Yes, my dj name, man.

313
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,906
Well, I'm glad you're having fun.

314
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,236
Yeah. Are you kidding me, dude?

315
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,996
I'm about to shoot my shot right now.

316
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,666
- Your shot? Yes.
- Hottie from drinkley's.

317
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,866
Remember I bought her a drink?

318
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,456
You know she's a widow?

319
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,956
Yeah, she told me all
about it the other night.

320
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,706
And we totally trauma bonded.

321
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,706
She's vulnerable, I'm vulnerable,

322
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,546
she's lonely, I'm lonely

323
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:28,466
but we both still believe in love.

324
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:29,586
She's looking for solace

325
00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:31,716
in the arms of a sensitive young stud

326
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,136
who can bring her to life again

327
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,806
through the erotic power of music.

328
00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,846
Don't do that hand gesture, please.

329
00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:39,346
- I would...
- Shit.

330
00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:41,146
It is on. Follow my lead.

331
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:43,606
Hinkley hills, are you ready
to get this party started?

332
00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,486
- Affirmative.
- Hit the track!

333
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,166
Wow.

334
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,296
Go away, hag.

335
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,386
It's me.

336
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,176
A different hag.

337
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,686
I came to pick you up for the party.

338
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,686
- I'm not going.
- It's not optional.

339
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,266
Do you wanna pay another $600

340
00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:25,566
for improper trash
disposal from the hoa? No.

341
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,356
Agnes festerson is not the law.

342
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,736
I'll appeal. I'll go to the governor.

343
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,526
I'll storm the capitol.

344
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:35,486
The state capitol.

345
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,576
I don't think this is
about Agnes festerson.

346
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,866
I think this is about Marty.

347
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,876
What's that supposed to mean?

348
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,536
This is the first block party since Marty

349
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,086
crossed the rainbow bridge.

350
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:48,256
He wasn't a dog, Dana.

351
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,926
He was a personal risk actuary.

352
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,546
And a damn good one.

353
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:54,046
He did love it.

354
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:56,386
He loved looking around the people

355
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,556
of this community and
mentally calculating

356
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:01,386
how and when each one of
them was most likely to die.

357
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,856
God, if only he could
have done that for himself.

358
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,726
Dammit.

359
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,106
You know at one point...

360
00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:11,106
he did give me the recipe for that pie.

361
00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:13,736
- I was just thinking about...
- Goodbye, Dana!

362
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,100
But...

363
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,786
Okay.

364
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,886
It's not that he doesn't sleep, it's that,

365
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,506
you know, he mostly
sleeps when he's moving

366
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,256
which means I have to
keep moving so I don't sleep,

367
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,976
unless I figure out how
to sleep while driving,

368
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,186
which I've done before
but not on purpose.

369
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,096
Don't you still have your rock 'n play?

370
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,976
Yes, the rock 'n play.

371
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,146
Depending on your tolerance for risk.

372
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,986
- What do you mean?
- They got recalled

373
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,810
a couple years ago
after a bunch of babies...

374
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,446
Well, the position holds them
and compresses the trachea.

375
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:56,026
The likelihood of death is still very low.

376
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,326
Marty calculated it for my...

377
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,286
- Marty.
- God, I miss that pie.

378
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,616
- Hey.
- Hey, babes.

379
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,456
There's my girl and my little guy.

380
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,536
What you've been up to?

381
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,916
Wingman-ing naveen.

382
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,206
- Ooh.
- Wingman-ing.

383
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,916
Is that even a verb? It is now.

384
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,836
Anyway, mission accomplished.

385
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,966
- Look at that.
- Yeah.

386
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,926
So I return a conquering hero,

387
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,176
and so happy I'm no longer single.

388
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,636
Strictly-married-father fun for me now.

389
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:23,806
Speaking of strictly-married-father fun,

390
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,266
Rob, we could really use

391
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,146
an extra pair of hands over by the grills.

392
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,186
Do you mind jumping
in and taking a shift?

393
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:30,816
It would be so helpful.

394
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,186
I should probably stay with my wife.

395
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,196
- Come on.
- You're one of the dads now.

396
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,486
- Grill duty, grill daddy.
- It's okay, babe. Go on.

397
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,366
- Yeah?
- Everyone's gotta pitch in.

398
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:43,826
Okay. Yeah. Well, y'all
chill, I'm gonna go grill.

399
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:48,100
- Don't burn anything.
- No.

400
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,746
How has he been with everything?

401
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,506
With the baby? Great. I mean,

402
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,416
he does feedings, changes diapers.

403
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,926
He's honestly a natural,
maybe more than me.

404
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,886
- Well, that's wonderful.
- Yeah,

405
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:00,806
it's so good to see
that he's doing so well.

406
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,410
What do you mean?

407
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,226
It's just nice to see how
he got his life together.

408
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,356
High school was kind of
a challenging time for Rob.

409
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,976
Well, sure, with everything
going on across the street.

410
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,776
You're talking about Alison Grant?

411
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,606
Yeah. It was his childhood friend.

412
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,026
I'm sure it affected him.

413
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,050
It affects me and I've
never even met her.

414
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,366
I heard a rumor that
her parents killed her

415
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:25,366
and buried her in the basement
and I was convinced, convinced,

416
00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:27,576
that the guy that moved
in was digging up her body

417
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,916
for forensic purposes,

418
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,206
because that made more sense than him

419
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:31,996
renovating his 120-year-old house

420
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:35,240
that he just bought. Baby brain. Okay.

421
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,450
Who told you that was the rumor?

422
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,740
Naveen.

423
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,226
Hello, girls. You having a nice time?

424
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,976
Lauren Louise, I really
need you at the helium tank.

425
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,516
- Okay, mom.
- I'll help.

426
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:52,226
Yeah, we'll catch back up
with you in a minute, okay?

427
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,626
- Hey.
- Hey, tod.

428
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:20,086
Dude, who knew? You are the man.

429
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:24,756
Well, I am a man, both
in, surname and species.

430
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:28,226
Here, I thought you
could use another sangria.

431
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,976
- Thanks.
- Hey.

432
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,356
- Hey, you.
- Can I make a request?

433
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,766
As long as it's on my party playlist.

434
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,776
It's nothing specific.

435
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,946
I was just wondering if you could maybe

436
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,526
slow things down, you know?

437
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:43,640
Yeah, yeah. I got you.

438
00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,576
Does the dj get to dance?

439
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,956
My usual moves are
a little more up tempo

440
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,576
but, I guess I could try

441
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,150
to be a little more interpretative.

442
00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:59,586
No.

443
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,516
What, Dr. James, the dentist?

444
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,846
What's wrong? You missed a checkup?

445
00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:10,686
My wife sure didn't.

446
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:45,176
Me again.

447
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,846
Dana, Jesus.

448
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,596
What the hell are you doing?

449
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,846
I picked your lock. NSA training.

450
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,346
And frankly since you slammed
the door right in my face,

451
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:56,056
you're lucky that I didn't come
back with a grenade launcher.

452
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,816
You don't have a grenade launcher.

453
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,066
Second amendment, baby.

454
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,186
You can't just burst in like this.

455
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,526
What if I were nude?

456
00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:04,196
It's nothing I haven't seen before.

457
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,946
Excuse me.

458
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:09,076
Dana, this is a terrible
violation of my boundaries.

459
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,576
Haven't you ever heard the expression,

460
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,246
"good fences make good neighbors?"

461
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,706
I'm not your neighbor. I'm your friend.

462
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:16,246
I'm your ally.

463
00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:19,206
And sometimes allies
need to invade other allies

464
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:22,716
when the citizens are in need
of humanitarian assistance.

465
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,216
In this case, pie.

466
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,636
You need to make it, they need to eat it.

467
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,926
Move. I got everything.

468
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:33,056
I got unsalted butter, and organic honey,

469
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,856
crisp apples, and the key ingredient lard.

470
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,516
Looks like you brought your
grenade launcher after all.

471
00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:40,816
Well, to be honest, Lynn,

472
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,236
I didn't know what we
were dealing with here

473
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,066
because I haven't been
inside here for months.

474
00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:45,736
I've been finding it challenging

475
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,406
to let people into my private space lately.

476
00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:50,576
Yeah, no shit.

477
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,746
We were starting to think
you were maybe a hoarder now

478
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:57,206
like with fingernail
clippings and jars of urine,

479
00:21:57,230 --> 00:22:00,416
so I have to say I'm
very pleasantly surprised.

480
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,086
Shit. I forgot the eggs.

481
00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:03,756
- Eggs?
- Yeah, you know, at the end

482
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,046
when you brush the yolk on the crust?

483
00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:07,636
Well, I'll just grab a
couple from the fridge.

484
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,506
No. They're not in there.

485
00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:13,766
I, I keep them in the
cupboard like they do in France.

486
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,080
Okay.

487
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,510
Hey, if it's something.

488
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,116
- Megan.
- Hi, naveen.

489
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:35,786
Naveen. Good to see you, man.

490
00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,060
Can we talk?

491
00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:43,956
If I may, you're due for
a deep cleaning, naveen.

492
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,166
Whatever our personal situation may be,

493
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,570
it's no reason to compromise
your periodontal health.

494
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,056
He always comes to
schmooze with clients,

495
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,846
hands out those little flossers to the kids.

496
00:22:57,870 --> 00:22:59,516
Is that why he had his
hands all over your ass?

497
00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,766
- You suddenly got teeth in there?
- Let's not do this.

498
00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:03,976
You're the one who
came here to see me spin

499
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,436
in my element at my vibrational apex,

500
00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:09,066
just to make sure I saw
you with your new man.

501
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:10,696
If I didn't know any better, Megan,

502
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,326
I think you were trying
to make me jealous.

503
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,036
But I'm with Kate now.

504
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,036
A hot widow in case you didn't know.

505
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:19,616
So mission very much not accomplished.

506
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,650
- Are you drunk?
- Are you drunk?

507
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,666
- Look, I was hoping to see you.
- I knew it.

508
00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:29,546
Because I wanted to tell you
to stop ignoring my lawyer.

509
00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:30,836
Lawyer?

510
00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:32,176
Pretending something isn't happening

511
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,990
isn't gonna stop it from happening.

512
00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:38,870
I didn't need it to happen like this.

513
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,250
She seems nice.

514
00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:45,300
Don't screw it up.

515
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,236
Hey, dj machine.

516
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:54,236
We, kinda got a lull in the beats here.

517
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:56,656
Also, you were looking a little dry,

518
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,286
so brought you some sangria.

519
00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,350
Are you trying to get me drunk, man?

520
00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:05,496
Good. You take over.

521
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,320
You're the machine now.

522
00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:11,150
Kinda just wanted to dance.

523
00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:15,886
Thank you. Wow.

524
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,726
- Rory, leaving so soon?
- Hi, Samira. Yeah.

525
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:27,066
I was told I'm not allowed
to sell cookies here today.

526
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,606
Wait, who said that?

527
00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:30,170
Mrs. Festerson.

528
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,156
Rory, miles needs to, take his nap soon.

529
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,826
You mind putting him in
his bouncy chair for me?

530
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,930
I'll be right there.

531
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,496
Naveen the peen.

532
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,666
Did you guys wanna lady
and the tramp this? Just...

533
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,086
I've had an hour of that.

534
00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:53,926
Can you believe Megan showed up here,

535
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,426
draped all over her new man,

536
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,886
talking all this shit about a lawyer?

537
00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,256
Bitch, you can talk to my lawyer.

538
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,476
- Do you even have a lawyer?
- I'm my own lawyer.

539
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,726
- I'm a professional.
- You're a systems analyst.

540
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:05,766
And he's a dentist. He'll
probably give her braces.

541
00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:07,356
He probably likes how that feels,

542
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,146
those little wire boxes
running up and down his...

543
00:25:09,170 --> 00:25:10,986
God. Naveen, come on.

544
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:14,026
Samira. What can I do for you?

545
00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:15,616
Did you tell Rory she's not allowed

546
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,946
to sell cookies here?

547
00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:19,696
Well, it was really more of a suggestion.

548
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,946
I thought you've moved on?

549
00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:24,166
I've moved on, bro, with Kate the widow.

550
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,786
Speaking of, you gotta go
smooth things over with her.

551
00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:27,836
What? Why?

552
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,086
Yeah, I may have freaked her out

553
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,296
with the whole wife showing up thing.

554
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,716
So just go talk to her. Yes.

555
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,296
Tell her how totally over it I am,

556
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,136
how Megan begged me to
come back but I'm all hers.

557
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,426
She'll believe you.

558
00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:40,056
Chicks trust married dudes. I remember.

559
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,806
- No, naveen, okay?
- I'm kind of busy, all right?

560
00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,266
- I got it.
- What's the problem?

561
00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:46,096
Dear, this is an hoa event.

562
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,976
A time for neighbors to come together

563
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,026
and share a gesture of
generosity and fellowship.

564
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,816
No, I don't need you to get it.

565
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,066
Leave me alone, all right?

566
00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:56,486
Get off. Stop it.

567
00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:59,276
Not a commercial opportunity
for any non-hiltonian

568
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,736
who feels like showing up.

569
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,286
Non-hiltonian? Okay.

570
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:05,246
So is this a hard-and-fast
rule? A zoning ordinance?

571
00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:07,206
No need to put me on
the stand, counselor.

572
00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:09,440
- Naveen, stop.
- Just little ol' me.

573
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,626
- Stop it.
- Trying to keep everything nice and safe.

574
00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:17,966
Speaking of which, excuse me.

575
00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:20,756
Naveen, you burnt my fucking hand.

576
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,516
- All right. Get off.
- What the hell?

577
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,710
- Stop it, fucking idiot.
- Stop it!

578
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:31,540
Those boys are always
getting themselves into trouble.

579
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,546
I must have watched Marty make this

580
00:26:58,570 --> 00:27:02,006
a million times but I never did it myself.

581
00:27:02,030 --> 00:27:04,516
Pretty damn good for a first timer.

582
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,766
Smell that.

583
00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:10,606
You know, pie is what
brought Marty and me together.

584
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,856
Really?

585
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,856
I had been dating an oncology resident

586
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,526
who ran off with one of his patients.

587
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,486
She only had seven months to live,

588
00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,656
so they decided to spend it together.

589
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,446
I was awfully mopey, so
a friend of mine invited me

590
00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:24,486
to a pot luck to try to cheer me up.

591
00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,656
And I was at that stage
of heartbreak where,

592
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,376
you just can't eat anything,
like anything, you know?

593
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,206
- I don't know.
- But there was this pie

594
00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:34,956
and I thought, "I guess I could eat that."

595
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:38,296
So I ate a piece and
then I ate another piece

596
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,216
and it tasted so good,

597
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,506
the more I ate, the hungrier I got.

598
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:46,886
And I felt as though I could taste again

599
00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:49,136
and smell and want and...

600
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,896
'Cause you remembered you were alive.

601
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,186
Exactly. So I said to my friend,

602
00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:56,170
"I have to meet the
person who made this pie."

603
00:27:58,090 --> 00:27:59,590
And it was Marty.

604
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:02,430
It was my person.

605
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,786
I think it's just so special
when you meet somebody

606
00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:10,916
when they're doing something
they're good at, you know?

607
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:14,610
You see them the first
time and they're just shining.

608
00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:18,626
I met Julia when she
was in basic training

609
00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:21,376
and I was like a supervising officer.

610
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,596
And I looked over and I
saw her with the flamethrower

611
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,990
and she just lit up.

612
00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:30,290
I mean, not from the
flames but she just...

613
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,936
she was just so fearless

614
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,130
and so strong and she just glowed.

615
00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:40,566
And I was a goner.

616
00:28:40,590 --> 00:28:42,276
You must miss her.

617
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:45,276
You know, separations
are typical with what we do.

618
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:48,076
We sign up for it but
I just really expected

619
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,286
that I'd be the one deployed

620
00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:53,116
and now she's off doing
something important

621
00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:59,730
and I'm at home, just always at home.

622
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,086
Now I bake the pie.

623
00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:06,966
Apparently, it's a very important pie.

624
00:29:08,870 --> 00:29:10,500
We should have some.

625
00:29:11,410 --> 00:29:12,686
You're right.

626
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:14,686
I will make the coffee.

627
00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:23,356
Mr. Dj machine, looks
like you're experiencing

628
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:25,316
some strong feelings right now.

629
00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:27,446
You can say that again, tod mann.

630
00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:29,696
Come on, buddy. Let's call it a night.

631
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,786
You're a good dancer, you know that?

632
00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,600
Yeah, I do. Let's go.

633
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,126
Wish he would get out of this place.

634
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,456
Maybe he likes it here.

635
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,336
People like what they're used to,

636
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,256
assuming it's good for them.
There's too many memories here,

637
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,530
there's too much baggage
he can't get out from under.

638
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,506
Megan, what kind of stuff did,

639
00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:50,426
Rob and naveen get into
when they were younger?

640
00:29:50,450 --> 00:29:52,976
I grew up a couple towns
over, different high school.

641
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,516
Yeah, but you know.

642
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:57,500
Like was it regular kid
stuff or something else?

643
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,646
Is this about Alison?

644
00:30:00,670 --> 00:30:02,066
What do you know?

645
00:30:02,090 --> 00:30:03,526
What has Rob told you?

646
00:30:03,550 --> 00:30:05,316
That it was really hard for
him when she went missing

647
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:07,816
and they used to hang out a lot.

648
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,236
Naveen always said
they were inseparable

649
00:30:10,260 --> 00:30:12,786
since sixth grade, the
three of them, best friends.

650
00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:15,206
I'm trying to imagine Rob
and naveen as teenagers.

651
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,286
I'm sure they were little shits.

652
00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:19,206
Naveen said they used to get drunk

653
00:30:19,230 --> 00:30:21,206
in the woods behind your house.

654
00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:24,256
They have this secret underground place

655
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,506
they'd go to, like actually underground.

656
00:30:26,530 --> 00:30:27,926
Naveen called it the pit.

657
00:30:27,950 --> 00:30:29,176
The pit?

658
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,926
And then, Alison was gone.

659
00:30:32,950 --> 00:30:34,306
Were they suspects?

660
00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:35,596
People had their suspicions

661
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:38,936
but time passes and people forget.

662
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,106
But the boys didn't forget?

663
00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,420
Naveen didn't.

664
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,106
Rob, I don't know.

665
00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:46,986
Sometimes he buries stuff so deep,

666
00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:48,590
he can't find it again.

667
00:30:53,890 --> 00:30:55,156
Hey, Samira.

668
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:56,406
Miles is almost at three consecutive

669
00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:57,706
minutes of tummy time.

670
00:30:57,730 --> 00:30:59,666
That's incredible for
his developmental stage.

671
00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:00,876
That's so great.

672
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,626
I have a bottle in the fridge for him.

673
00:31:02,650 --> 00:31:03,916
You can warm it up in a
little bit. I'll be right back.

674
00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:06,416
Hi.

675
00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:42,310
Violence?

676
00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:49,450
He was mad mad.

677
00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:02,936
Thank you all for coming today

678
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,226
to celebrate our beautiful
community of Hinkley hills.

679
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:08,486
Every one of you has a role to play

680
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,486
and I commend you all for
your excellent performance.

681
00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:13,986
Please, give yourself
a round of applause.

682
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,956
Our hoa block party is a
cherished annual tradition,

683
00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:24,166
a time for what I call the three fs.

684
00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:28,716
Friendship, fellowship,
and most importantly, fun.

685
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:31,336
This year, however, a taste of the bitter

686
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,966
has mingled with the sweet.

687
00:32:32,990 --> 00:32:37,886
After 25 years of devoted
and tireless service...

688
00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:39,016
Hey, guys.

689
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,436
Marty's famous pie.

690
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,096
Come and get your piece.

691
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,186
- Woo.
- My god.

692
00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:47,606
I will be stepping down

693
00:32:47,630 --> 00:32:50,446
as your hoa president to make way

694
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,526
for a new generation of leadership.

695
00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:56,656
I'm proud to say that after 25 years,

696
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,536
our community is stronger, cleaner,

697
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,286
and more secure than ever.

698
00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:03,876
And I am doubly proud to be passing

699
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:06,536
the presidential gavel
to my own daughter

700
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,456
Lauren festerson
Daniels who will continue...

701
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,876
- She's so mad.
- To ensure

702
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,756
that our beloved Hinkley hills remains,

703
00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:17,386
as it ever was, the
safest town in america.

704
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,750
Marty's famous pie.

705
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,776
I wonder how many she made.

706
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,986
Don't you dare touch that woman's pie.

707
00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:36,090
Smile.

708
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,100
Samira?

709
00:34:39,910 --> 00:34:42,016
One new message.

710
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,726
Alison, this isn't cool.

711
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,016
You're going to regret this.

712
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,500
You're fucked.

713
00:34:52,170 --> 00:34:55,526
I guess I've always just been afraid.

714
00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:59,316
- Of what?
- Of everything.

715
00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:03,746
Heights, cancer, my wife leaving me.

716
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:07,326
Sometimes my wife not leaving me.

717
00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:12,416
God, I'm so fucking pathetic.

718
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,546
Why do I suck so much?

719
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:18,336
Listen, naveen, I'm more of a data guy

720
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,306
than an emotional guy
but for my understanding,

721
00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:25,410
which granted mostly comes from books,

722
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,766
a lot of people are
afraid some of the time,

723
00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:30,936
or even a lot of the time.

724
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,646
It's just part of the human condition.

725
00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:36,526
- Yeah, but this is different.
- I have a core wound.

726
00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:38,146
Which is what?

727
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,316
It's this thing that I learned

728
00:35:39,340 --> 00:35:40,486
in beginner screenwriting class

729
00:35:40,510 --> 00:35:41,736
I took a couple years ago

730
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,236
at Hinkley valley community college.

731
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:44,696
Right. What is your core wound?

732
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,220
I'm not allowed to tell you.

733
00:35:49,810 --> 00:35:52,536
I can't stop thinking about her.

734
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,650
I keep replaying that night

735
00:35:55,730 --> 00:35:57,836
in my head over and over again,

736
00:35:57,860 --> 00:36:00,386
wondering what I could
have done differently,

737
00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:02,870
wondering how it all went so wrong.

738
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,580
I wish I could tell her I'm sorry.

739
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:12,896
Megan or Kate?

740
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,396
No.

741
00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:15,606
Alison.

742
00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:21,236
Okay, buddy. Let's get you home, okay?

743
00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:25,310
- Okay.
- Careful. Okay.

744
00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:28,656
Please make sure he's okay.

745
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,906
Well, I was gonna leave him down

746
00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:32,730
by the railroad tracks
but now that you asked.

747
00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:37,110
Eat shit, Megan!

748
00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:15,456
I have him.

749
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,166
He's loose and ready to talk.

750
00:37:17,190 --> 00:37:19,150
Copy. I'll see you in five.

751
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,640
Goodnight, Marty.

752
00:38:09,530 --> 00:38:10,806
Hey, girl.

753
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,636
- Where you at?
- The woods.

754
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,386
At night? I don't know, baby.

755
00:38:14,410 --> 00:38:17,016
You're just kinda giving
follow the north star to freedom.

756
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,516
Listen, hear me out.

757
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:19,816
Lay it on me, Harriet.

758
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,856
Okay, this might sound
crazy but 20 years ago,

759
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,526
a teenage girl was murdered out here.

760
00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:26,236
And I thought it was our
new neighbor who did it.

761
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,656
The crazy white dude with a bike?

762
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,720
No, the other one. But now...

763
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,366
I think it was Rob.

764
00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:33,536
- Rob?
- Rob.

765
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,616
I've met Rob and I doubt

766
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,336
that he would wield so much as a shovel.

767
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,086
There are a lot of red flags.

768
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,376
Such as?

769
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,546
He knew the girl and he lied about it.

770
00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:44,586
I mean, he might have dated her.

771
00:38:44,610 --> 00:38:46,006
He left her a voice message

772
00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:48,046
saying that she'd regret
whatever she did to him.

773
00:38:48,070 --> 00:38:49,546
He had anger problems.

774
00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:51,176
- He saw a psychiatrist.
- Samira.

775
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:57,670
- There's somebody out here.
- Hey, Samira. Samira!

776
00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:08,090
Not again.

777
00:39:46,630 --> 00:39:48,720
What in the hellhole?

778
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,640
Samira.

779
00:40:05,190 --> 00:40:06,900
What are you doing here?


