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Oh my god, that was the best girl's day.

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Oh my god, yeah, thanks for giving me
that.

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Oh my god.

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You've got to be kidding me.

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Boys, what?

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What is this? What are you doing?

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We're just hanging out.

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It's a big deal.

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This is embarrassing.

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It's embarrassing, exactly.

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What are you doing? I don't even know.

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It's not that bad.

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It's only like...

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Oh, cool.

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A panther button.

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay.

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One, two.

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Okay, this needs to stop. Okay, this is
mother intervention.

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Alex, come on. Are we seriously a
garbage dump now? We're thirsty.

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What are you doing?

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Can we get a lecture right now?

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Yeah, you're going to get a lecture,
young man. This is out to hell. This is

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time. What?

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You need an intervention.

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Another intervention.

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Yeah.

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Intervention? What's the big deal?

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You know the quarantine has been hard on
you, boy.

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Yeah, you look like a ragged Muppet.

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It could be worse.

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No,

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I think you've reached the bottom of the
barrel, dear.

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I'm sorry.

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I mean, both of you. No, we should
forget the TV. At least I have a shirt

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mean, come on.

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I've been waiting for this to come out
for a week.

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Oh, have you been sitting in the same
outfit for the entire week as well?

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I think I watched these once.

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And what, you're going to watch these
girls on TV when you could be

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with real girls in real life?

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Yeah, it's called social media. But not
looking like this.

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Really? I mean, women aren't, like,
attracted to this?

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No. Honey, you have to listen to your
mother.

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I think that we might have a good
solution.

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We can go get laid, right? All the time.
I have to throw up in my mouth.

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This can't continue on.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Yeah.

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Makeover!

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Makeovers? Boys.

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We don't need makeovers. No. Yeah.

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I look great.

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Honey, we want you boys to be able to go
out there and Facebook.

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world. And dates.

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You need a date. You need a girlfriend,
sweetie.

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She's right there. Jerk off to her all
the time.

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Yeah, that doesn't count.

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You need a girlfriend.

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Listen, you need one too, honey.

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This is about both of you.

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Alright.

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Let's go.

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Come on. Up and at them.

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No, really.

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Come on.

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If you're going to act like a baby, then
you're going to get treated like one.

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Honey, you've got to look at yourself.

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I mean, come on. I look good.

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No, babe, okay.

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All you need is just a mother's touch,
you know?

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Obviously, you haven't figured out how
to take care of yourself, so I still

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to do it.

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I'm looking for you. Honey, okay. Also,
I pulled some clothes for you, all

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right? So why don't we take this off?
Take this off.

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Okay, now let's see.

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No, too bad with your skin.

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Candy cane.

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Boring, washed you out.

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Now this could be just nice.

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Brings out your eyes a little bit.

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Geez, all right, fine.

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The girls are going to love you when I'm
through with you.

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See, it's better already. It's night and
day.

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All right, now we've got to get these
pants off, too.

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I pulled some of your pants, too.

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Yes, honey, if you're not going to learn
how to take care of yourself, then you

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need me to take care of you.

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But, I mean...

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once I bought for you. I remember buying
them for you. They were so good. All

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right, fine.

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I'm going to try one for you.

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Yes.

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Oh, jeez.

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So embarrassing.

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Maybe even tuck in your shirt, babe.

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Really? Tuck in my shirt?

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Yes. Trying something new.

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Jeez.

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Look at you.

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Trying something new.

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Oh, you could get a girl in this outfit.
Honey, this is amazing. This is it.

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Okay, okay.

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but the posture's important.

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Honey, you could get a great girl like
this.

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Are you serious?

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Honestly, I might even be a little
jealous.

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Really? You think so?

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Yeah, that's the truth.

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Oh, wow.

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Geez, well, thanks, Mom.

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All right, let's go find you a girl.

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This is what I got.

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Don't be so fussy.

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I would have got a haircut if they were
open.

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Excuse me, excuse me, dear. All you have
to do is just kind of, you know, be

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presentable. I mean, that's what really
matters.

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What? Putting a little bit of effort
into it.

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Okay, fine.

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Right?

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They have such a knife here.

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I don't know why you don't just do
something with it. I'm just sure they

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some face of theirs.

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I kind of like the way it looks when I
get out of the shower. I just don't

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it. Yeah, like a shiny carpet. Okay.

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So... Do we really have to do this?

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Okay, all right. I'm sorry. Thank you.

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Let me just work my magic on you.

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No, I need something that pops.

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I like that shirt.

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It's exactly why I'm not picking it.

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Just hit me.

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Just trust me, okay?

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Just trust me.

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These are cute, but... I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't
know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Okay. All right.

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Just... Just hurt me.

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But... But... Really?

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But no.

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No. No.

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I can't believe that was even a choice.

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I think this might be it.

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It's clothing. It's exciting.

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Of course it is. Do you want to be
single the rest of your life?

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This is it.

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This is so it.

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I'm just kind of getting used to the
idea of just being single for the rest

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my life.

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And no grandchildren.

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That's great.

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Of course you do.

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Of course I want a grandkid. And then
we'll roll up the sleeves because that

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much cooler.

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Oh my God, I'm loving it.

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I'm talking about, oh, not the pants.

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We've had to get rid of the pants.

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No!

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Absolutely not. Um, these.

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Sorry, I don't want to wear anything.

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Usually if mother doesn't like it, you
get that from me.

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What? It's true.

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Do you know what the cool kids do these
days?

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Maybe we can go shopping and get lunch
later?

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Oh my god, no.

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Thank you, I guess. I'm so excited.

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You're probably going to get an amazing
job. Oh, yeah, sure.

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Oh, my God.

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You're coming down, right? Is that them?

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They're coming.

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They look so good.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, they're so perfect.

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You know what we should do, though?
Jessica.

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That's what I was going to say. Exactly.

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Blonde. I mean, I heard she's a total
fucking slut. I think so.

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You could probably DP her. You think
she's... Hell yeah. Dude, we could

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do it. I have the same fucking time. You
know what, boys? Your mother and I are

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going to go talk. We'll be right back.
All right, you have fun with that. We're

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just going to be here. Yeah, fucking
Jessica.

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I said she's fucking straight up a
bitch.

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Okay. Hell yeah, man.

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Could you believe the way they were
talking?

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It's like their confidence went down.
Straight to the head. And I don't need

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this one.

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God. And after all of our hard work.

193
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We can't let them out like that. We
can't. I mean, they look too hot.

194
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No, they could get a disease.

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With Jessica?

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Oh, my God.

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What are we going to do?

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I mean, they look... There's got to be a
way that we can keep our hot sons from

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going out.

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I mean, they look really good.

201
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We did do a really phenomenal job.

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Such a good job. You did such a good
job. I'm trying.

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You look really amazing.

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I mean, there's like something we could
do. We have them, right?

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Yeah. Do you have an idea?

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I think I've got it. Really?

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Oh, my God.

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What are you thinking?

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Wait, so...

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with your boys?

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Yeah.

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So, your mother and I had a little plan.

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We think it's best to keep things in.

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You get over saying.

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No. Well, it's safer to be at home these
days, you know, with all

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the... There's so much out there. Yes,
all the crazies running around.

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And we figured instead of going out that
maybe we should just stay home.

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And we wanted to show you.

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Okay.

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Okay. All right. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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You did not tell me your boy had this.

222
00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:16,260
Neither did you. You've been holding
out.

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What can I say? It runs in the family.

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I think maybe we should stop.

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I think it's time.

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I guess.

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Maybe get a little more time.

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What do you think of our little sand?

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I mean, I'm liking it so far.

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Maybe not.

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Jessica.