1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:05,790 Hi, Dad. I had to wait in line three hours, but I finally got the new Tulu 2 00:00:06,270 --> 00:00:08,590 Uh, look, honey, I need quiet. I'm trying to do my corporate taxes. 3 00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:12,210 By the way, if anyone asks you, you were my employee for six months. 4 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:15,810 Whatever. Anyway, I'm gonna listen to this on my headphones so I won't disturb 5 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:16,409 you, okay? 6 00:00:16,410 --> 00:00:18,810 Yeah, I appreciate that. The last thing I want to hear is loud music while I'm 7 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,810 trying to work here. 8 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:20,870 No problem. 9 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:24,770 Yeah! 10 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:25,810 Oh, yeah! 11 00:00:26,270 --> 00:00:27,169 You're the man! 12 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:29,130 Hey! Go! Hey! Go! Hey! 13 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:43,730 We'll see you next time. 14 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,890 to talk to my sister Tia about it because it's about her. 15 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:25,490 I've hardly seen or talked to her in weeks. 16 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:28,110 Shh, here she comes. Watch this. 17 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:29,990 Hey, Tia, where you been lately? 18 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,170 Nowhere. See? 19 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:37,410 So, uh, Tia, don't forget Dinky Patterson's rollerblading party Saturday 20 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:42,010 Tamir, do I look like someone who would put on rollerblades and skate with 21 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:43,810 someone named Dinky Patterson? 22 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:45,870 Well, you look like me, and I'm going. 23 00:01:47,170 --> 00:01:50,490 Well, to tell you the truth, I've been seeing a college man. 24 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,200 I met at the university library. 25 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,740 Well, bring him to Dinky's party. 26 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:56,880 Oh, Tamira, you don't understand. 27 00:01:57,300 --> 00:02:00,720 His name's Michael. He's a sophomore, and he majors in engineering. 28 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,040 He's 2 -0. 29 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:04,900 He's 20? 30 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:08,880 He's four years older than us? 31 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,300 Oh, gosh, what are you guys talking about? That's just it. We talk about 32 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:16,100 everything. Politics, art, current cinema, of course. 33 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,200 I finally met a guy who was on my left. 34 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,540 What does your mom think about you dating a college man? 35 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,120 Tamir, please. 36 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:29,180 You'll discover that when a mature person goes one's own way, then one 37 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:30,460 need the approval of one's parent. 38 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,280 So one hasn't told one's parent? 39 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:39,880 No. One is afraid of what one's parent will say, and if one twin opens her big 40 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,060 mouth, one twin will be the only one left. 41 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:44,780 Your secret's safe with me. 42 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:46,560 So where are you going? 43 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:50,230 Oh, well, we hang out at this coffee house called Typing and Plenty. 44 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:53,450 Well, what are you going to tell your mom in case I have to go along with it? 45 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:55,210 I don't need a story. 46 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:58,010 Well, come on, Tia. We always have a story. 47 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:02,690 I mean, no rollerblading, no stories. No, no, no, Tamera. 48 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:06,870 If she asks, I'll just tell her I'm going to the coffee house. Okay, fine. 49 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:08,730 It's none of my business. Zip, zip. Done. 50 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,920 Sounds like a nice guy. Okay, baby, have a good time. 51 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:40,500 Thanks, Mom. 52 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,480 He pays to have a good story. 53 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:48,120 Hey, uh, where do you think you're going? 54 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,580 Can't I go with you to Plenty and Piping? 55 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:54,340 A, it's Piping and Plenty. 56 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:57,040 B, do we have to do everything together? 57 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:59,300 C, sorry to bite your head off. 58 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,540 Wait a minute, so you don't want me to go with you? 59 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,100 Well, that would be D, but I didn't want to go too far in the alphabet. 60 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,480 Ciao. 61 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:11,060 Gee, my sister's taking me to the curb. In Italian. 62 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:16,060 Oh, Ray, guess who's going out with a college guy? 63 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,740 Oh, good for you, Lisa. Maybe you can teach him a thing or two. 64 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Not me. 65 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:22,199 Oh, no. 66 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,100 Wait till I get my hands on Tamara. I know if I gave her free reign, she'd do 67 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,100 something stupid like this. 68 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,360 No, no, it's Tia. 69 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:29,940 Woo, there's a break. 70 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,940 Oh, well, I hope you put a stop to it right away. 71 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,019 What for? 72 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:38,080 She's got a good head on her shoulders. I tricked her. 73 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:40,510 Well, so what's all this junk? 74 00:04:41,170 --> 00:04:44,390 Excuse me, this is memorabilia I collected when I was going out with 75 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:46,090 So it is not junk. It's stuff. 76 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:49,190 Yeah, Terrence is coming over. We're going through it together. 77 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:52,410 Wait a minute. You still have feelings for this guy? 78 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,810 Are you kidding? I got more feelings for you. 79 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:57,570 Boy, 80 00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:59,990 when you close the hatch on somebody, you weld it shut. 81 00:05:00,410 --> 00:05:01,410 That's right. 82 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:05,730 Oh, that's Terrence. I can always recognize his little ding -dong. 83 00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:13,710 You know, Ray, you know, Ray, Terrence might be a little emotional knowing it's 84 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:15,970 all over and everything, so about in five minutes, why don't you call me and 85 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:19,170 tell me you need a little help in the kitchen? Oh, come on, Lisa. Terrence is 86 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:20,170 grown man. 87 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:21,670 I know he can deal with this reality. 88 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:23,290 Hey, take it from me, I had a lot of experience. 89 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:26,270 Yeah, I remember when Gwendolyn kicked me to the curb. 90 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:30,870 It didn't bother me when she brought back that penguin I won for her at the 91 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:31,870 state fair. 92 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:33,010 No, it didn't bother me at all. 93 00:05:34,770 --> 00:05:37,290 Fifteen tries it took me to get that diamond, that stupid thing. 94 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:40,500 I'm in the kitchen. 95 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,300 Remember, Ray, five minutes. 96 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:49,060 Oh, it's you. 97 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,680 Oh, wait a minute. You asked me to come over here. 98 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:58,960 Anyway, I found a few items myself that's been cluttering up my bachelor's 99 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's just get this over with so that we never have to 100 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,420 see each other again. Fine with me. 101 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:11,410 Here's that snow globe. You bought it for me on our first date. Yeah, on the 102 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:12,790 tour of the Chevy plant. 103 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:16,570 You got me in Atlanta City? 104 00:06:16,790 --> 00:06:18,330 Yeah, Miss America. 105 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:25,090 Oh, I guess we won't be needing this anymore, huh? 106 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:27,050 Yeah, 107 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:30,790 we were going to hang in front of that cottage that we saw at Pine Lake. 108 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:40,450 Well, Lisa, you want to go to dinner at our favorite place? 109 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:42,090 You mean Dot Netta Shrimp Hut? 110 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,230 We got the bibs. 111 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:46,650 Yeah, man, my old time's sake. 112 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:48,190 And a bucket of popcorn shrimp. 113 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:52,730 Lisa, I need help in the kitchen. 114 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:58,950 Excuse me. 115 00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:03,330 I asked for deep half. I taste half. Is this a scone or a paperweight? 116 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:04,930 Does this smell like Nicaraguan to you? 117 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:06,730 I guess so. Hey! 118 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:12,010 I am a serious actress. 119 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:14,850 Take this. 120 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:16,610 Well, 121 00:07:17,590 --> 00:07:20,130 I live in Detroit, and there are very few acting jobs. 122 00:07:21,110 --> 00:07:22,270 Besides auto shows. 123 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:25,690 Oh, how many times can I point to Illumina? 124 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:36,680 Hey, Tia. 125 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:41,000 Oh, hi, Matthew. Hi, David. Hi, Jennifer. Hi, Courtney. Hi, Marcel. 126 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:42,660 Hi, Michael. 127 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,520 Oh, hi, Tia. 128 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,220 She looks exactly like you. 129 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,080 Tamara, it was nice to see you. 130 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:55,220 Goodbye. Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends? 131 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:03,460 Tamara, this is Matthew, David, Jennifer, Courtney, Marcel, and Michael. 132 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,450 Oh. I'm going to show you around the place. 133 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:07,030 Tamara, 134 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:09,370 what are you doing here? 135 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,550 Well, can a girl get a cup of coffee? 136 00:08:12,070 --> 00:08:14,070 Tamara, you followed me here? 137 00:08:14,330 --> 00:08:16,990 Yes, I did. Come on, T. We always do stuff together. 138 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,730 What's going on? Can't I meet your friend? 139 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:24,690 Well, I guess. But the truth is, I kind of exaggerated a few things about myself 140 00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:25,950 to Michael and his friend. 141 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,009 Like what? 142 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,010 Like I'm 19. 143 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:32,630 Oh, God, good. You know I'm good at stories. You didn't say no more. I'll go 144 00:08:32,630 --> 00:08:33,630 along with whatever you want. 145 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:38,870 Anybody want the usual? 146 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,150 Tamara, 147 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:42,229 what are you having? 148 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,530 Uh, a slurpee. 149 00:08:45,210 --> 00:08:47,210 Wait, you guys, she's kidding. 150 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:49,490 Um, she'll have a cappuccino. 151 00:08:49,910 --> 00:08:51,210 You joker. 152 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:56,210 So, Tia, when are you going to transfer from Wayne State to the University of 153 00:08:56,210 --> 00:08:57,610 Detroit? Wayne State? 154 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:01,830 So where do you go to college, Tamara? 155 00:09:02,490 --> 00:09:04,310 Uh, Wayne State. 156 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,560 that Curacao festival. 157 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:10,080 I knew you'd enjoy it. Curacao is the best. 158 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,820 Really? I kind of prefer American -made. 159 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:14,980 Hmm, interesting, Tamara. 160 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:16,560 Elaborate on that opinion. 161 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:21,700 Don't get me wrong, Courtney. You see, Curacao is a fine motorcycle. It'll give 162 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:25,120 me a big old Harley Davidson any day. Vroom, vroom, vroom. 163 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:26,760 What? 164 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:31,420 Tamara, Akira Kurosawa was a celebrated Japanese filmmaker. 165 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:33,660 That's who we're talking about. 166 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:34,920 Yeah, it's... 167 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:37,810 Kawasaki. Not Kurosawa. 168 00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:43,590 Well, we're on the subject of movies. Now, who do you think is a better 169 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:46,410 Val Kilmer? David, let's go play some chess. 170 00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:48,710 Yeah, I think I'll keep score. 171 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:49,950 I'll play the winner. 172 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:52,610 Can I get a little help from a friend? 173 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:55,030 I'll be there for you in a minute. 174 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,230 Hey, cookies! 175 00:09:58,490 --> 00:09:59,490 All right! 176 00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:06,150 So, Tia, if you two didn't look exactly alike, I wouldn't even know you were six 177 00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:11,750 years. Well, she acts a little juvenile. You see, she is two minutes younger 178 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:18,730 than me. But once you get to know her, she's pretty much kind of mature. 179 00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:20,570 Oh, dear, look. 180 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:22,370 Princess Leia. 181 00:10:25,370 --> 00:10:32,270 You'll never see 182 00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:33,270 her again. 183 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:39,700 So, where's Tia? 184 00:10:40,060 --> 00:10:41,060 I don't know. 185 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,340 Probably at the coffee house. She doesn't want to hang around me anymore. 186 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,340 Honey, it's normal for sisters to grow apart a little bit. 187 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,340 Dad, do you think I'm immature? 188 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:53,320 Absolutely not. You're a perfectly normal 15 -year -old girl. 189 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,560 Dad, I'm 16 -year -old. 190 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,300 Dad, 191 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,160 do you think I'm mature enough to date a college guy? Absolutely not. 192 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:05,620 What I mean to say is, I'm not mature enough for you to date a college guy. 193 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:10,970 I know you. You're 16 years old. 194 00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:14,090 Why don't you just go hang out with your pals down at Senior Taco? 195 00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:18,910 You know, little Ernie and Scooter and Stevie and Roger and Dinky. 196 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:23,150 Why do you have to be in such a hurry to grow up? Come on, just be my sweet 197 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,129 little girl. 198 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:25,190 Huh? Feel better? 199 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:29,290 Maybe you better leave before I start feeling really, really, really good. 200 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,630 Boy, these double cappuccinos are good. 201 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,890 Hey, anybody want to jog to Montreal? 202 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:43,970 Oops, sorry. 203 00:11:45,650 --> 00:11:50,390 Hey, aren't you that girl that caused a major coffee disaster the other day? 204 00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:52,029 Oh, why? 205 00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:53,030 It was class. 206 00:11:53,850 --> 00:11:55,950 Well, in that case, yeah, it was me. 207 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:57,830 I'm Henry. 208 00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:00,190 You want to sit with us? Do you go to college? 209 00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:01,830 Kind of. 210 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:02,890 Junior college. 211 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:04,330 Oh. 212 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,250 Jim Carrey, that's cool. Okay. 213 00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:13,810 I just think it's ironic that Newt the Congressman and the animal Newt are both 214 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,030 tiny brain lizards. 215 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:18,390 It's so true. 216 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:22,890 Godwin Michael, you should put that in your column in the Daily Lugnut. 217 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,390 All right, all right. 218 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,850 Tamara, you know you're something else. 219 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:31,530 Are you really pre -med? 220 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,350 Uh -huh. 221 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,630 You must have, like, what? 222 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:36,980 See, average. 223 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,780 I'm starving. Hey, do you guys want to go to Geno's East? 224 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,400 I'm down for a road trip. 225 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,400 What about you, Tamera? You want a ride? 226 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,480 Geno's has the best pizza. 227 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,200 Pizza? I'm in. 228 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,560 All right, baby. 229 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,860 Pizza. See you, Tina. 230 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:59,560 You know, Lisa, we really did have some good times together. 231 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,399 Mm -hmm. 232 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,960 Especially those spur -of -the -moment weekends. 233 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,760 You know, I can't even remember why we decided to break up. 234 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,160 What? What? 235 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:16,020 I was just thinking about our weekend at Bay City. 236 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:19,060 Oh, I know, I know. My trip getting on the ferry. 237 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:23,960 Was the water cold, baby? 238 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:30,940 You know, I don't think it was really all that funny to her. 239 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,160 I'm sorry, baby. 240 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:35,010 You did twist your ankle pretty good. 241 00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:38,470 Oh, yeah. It reminds me of you and that nurse. 242 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,270 Oh, yeah. 243 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:41,710 Beverly Zuccinelli. 244 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:46,150 I don't know why I remembered her name. 245 00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:51,950 Now I remember why we broke up. Missed a flirt with anything in a skirt that 246 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:52,950 isn't Scottish. 247 00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:54,210 Well, 248 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:56,170 sue me for being social. 249 00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:58,710 I mean, just lock me in friendly jail. 250 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,530 Okay, who's ready for taboo? 251 00:14:06,099 --> 00:14:07,099 Get out! 252 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,080 Hey, so what kind of doctor do you want to be? 253 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:17,380 Either a foot doctor or a brain doctor. 254 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:22,440 You know, we've been driving for a very long time. Are you sure we haven't 255 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,440 passed this restaurant? 256 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,320 We're still in Michigan. 257 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,760 Yeah, it's 50 miles till we get to Chicago. 258 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,560 Chicago? 259 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:42,839 Hi, Roger. 260 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,260 Listen. I'm not home right now. 261 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,540 I'm probably out with some beautiful girl. 262 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:50,240 Just in case you're a beautiful girl, too, leave your name, number, and turn 263 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,600 And I'll get right back to you. 264 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,160 Roger, if you're there, please pick up. 265 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,700 I'm stranded at a bus station in downtown Chicago. 266 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,860 Oh, what the youth. 267 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:41,170 It's not that good. 268 00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:45,950 But Lisa, these college kids said they were going on a road trip, and I didn't 269 00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:48,290 even know what a road trip was until we ended up here in Chicago. 270 00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:52,610 Look, they're staying over, and I told them that I had a surgery class in the 271 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:53,610 morning. 272 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:54,650 Surgery class? 273 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,910 Listen, I'll explain it to you later. Just please come and get me. 274 00:15:58,190 --> 00:15:59,190 Okay, honey, I'll see you in a bit. 275 00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:02,190 Ooh, I hope my cat didn't make it. 276 00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:08,490 Tia, can I talk to you for a minute? 277 00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:19,130 Give me a bath and put me in my jammies, sweet thing. 278 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:21,490 Over here, Roger. 279 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:23,830 What do you want? 280 00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,370 Tamara left me a strange message on my machine. 281 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,570 She's stuck at some bus station in Chicago. 282 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,970 Chicago? What is she doing in Chicago? 283 00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,890 Maybe it's her kind of town. Chicago is. 284 00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:38,090 Man, she must have ran off with those weird kids. 285 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:39,870 All right, guys, let's go. 286 00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:45,550 You ready to go, Tia? Uh, yeah, Michael. On our way home, could we take a 287 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,380 little... Detour to Chicago. Chicago? 288 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,500 Yeah, my sister's stuck in a bus station there. 289 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,800 Look, your sister's 19. She can take care of herself. 290 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,800 19? She's only 16. 291 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,480 Do you mind? 292 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,720 Look, Michael, I have a confession to make. 293 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:07,560 I'm not 19, and I don't go to Wayne State. 294 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,880 I'm just a high school student. 295 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,079 Wow. You sure fooled me. 296 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,560 Yeah, see, I was just pretending to be older because... 297 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,470 I wanted to fit in with you guys. 298 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,810 Oh, what a tangled web we weave. 299 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,270 Ow! Roger! 300 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,210 Boy, talk about high school. 301 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,350 But then again, you are high school. 302 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:35,910 I'm sorry, Matthew, David, Courtney, Jennifer, Marcel, Michael. 303 00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:40,370 I guess I should have known when you told me you had 20th century British 304 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:42,070 literature right after homeroom. 305 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,030 in trouble, and I'm going to need your help now. 306 00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:49,210 So, can you take me to Chicago? 307 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,210 Gee, I'm kind of tired. 308 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:55,770 Wait a minute. How could you be tired? You had 15 cups of coffee. 309 00:17:56,990 --> 00:18:00,930 Look, Tia, we should end this thing here and now. I mean, you and your sister 310 00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:04,890 wanted to be adults, so here's your chance to act like it. You know, 311 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,010 friend Roger is much more mature than you. 312 00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:09,110 Well, then have him drive you. 313 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:12,030 He would, but he doesn't have his license yet. 314 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,260 Who wants to go to the dorm, have coffee, and play chess? 315 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,160 Sounds good to me. Good luck. 316 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:27,580 Next bus from Milwaukee, 317 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:32,060 Kenosha and Green Bay is now departing from Gate 3. 318 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:38,120 You want a tip on how to get comfortable? 319 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,540 Sure. Go home. 320 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,960 Get into your own bed. 321 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:43,920 I wish I could. 322 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,680 Come on. 323 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 What is it? 324 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,240 It's a very long story. 325 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:55,040 I just... I wanted to prove I was as mature as my twin sister. 326 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,540 I guess it's not such a long story. 327 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,800 Why didn't I go rollerblading with Dinky Patterson? 328 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,280 Why are you kids in such a big hurry to grow up? You ought to slow down. 329 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:06,740 Enjoy being young. 330 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:07,980 I guess you would know. 331 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,740 I've probably seen a lot of kids like me pass through here. 332 00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:11,929 Not really. 333 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,930 I read an article on that in the ladies' home journal. 334 00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:17,670 Hot day, y 'all, sweetie. 335 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:18,889 Woo -hoo! 336 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,890 That was good. 337 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:21,610 That was actually not not good. 338 00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:25,030 Oh, Lisa, thank you so much for coming all the way down here. 339 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:26,570 I'm glad I could count on you. 340 00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:29,490 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, honey, it's been a four -hour ride down here. I 341 00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:30,490 really got to hit that sandbox. 342 00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:33,170 Oh, I've been there. Watch your step. 343 00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:38,350 Thanks for helping me out, Roger. 344 00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:42,210 I told you, when the chips are down, You aren't going to see those college boys. 345 00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:43,910 You can always depend on me. 346 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:47,370 And your mother. She did drive us. 347 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,910 Keep circling, Mom. We'll be right out. 348 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:54,890 Where is Tamira? I don't see her anywhere. 349 00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:56,430 Roger, what are we going to do? 350 00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:57,810 I don't know. 351 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,850 Let me hold you in my strong arms until we figure out. 352 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,490 Shut up, Roger. 353 00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:06,210 Sorry. Just thought I'd take advantage of your weak moment. 354 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,710 Mrs. Thank you so much. for not telling my sister Tia. Boy, if she found out, 355 00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:12,970 I'd be really millied. 356 00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:14,810 Hi, Tia. Tia! 357 00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:16,310 Oh, man! 358 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:18,490 Tia, are you okay? 359 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:21,830 Yeah. Look, I know what you're gonna say. I told you so. 360 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:24,890 Right. So much less mature than you are. 361 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:28,910 It's not exactly true, Tamara. I'm the one who pretended to be a 20 -year -old 362 00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:29,910 college student. 363 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:32,830 Yeah, you're right. That is pretty mature. 364 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:34,670 Tia, is that true? 365 00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:36,790 You lied about your age? 366 00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:38,810 Yes. Huh. 367 00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:40,610 Been there, done that, bought that T -shirt. 368 00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:46,690 This is so humiliating. Well, at least we kept my dad out of it. You know, 369 00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:48,990 Tamara, I was going to mention something to you about that. 370 00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:50,230 Hi, honey. 371 00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:51,670 Hello, baby. 372 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:55,090 Ah, buzz off. 373 00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,710 Lisa! Honey, my caddy broke down in Kalamazoo. I had to call somebody. 374 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:03,470 I told you that was your mom waving that safety flare. 375 00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:05,070 Let's go to the car. 376 00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:06,370 Tamara, are you okay? 377 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:07,590 Dad, I'm fine. 378 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:13,110 I'm sorry I put you guys all through this. But, Dad, before you say anything, 379 00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:14,730 have learned a valuable lesson. 380 00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:16,930 I shouldn't try to grow up too fast. 381 00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:19,350 Finally, something I said thunk in. 382 00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:21,850 Actually, Walter over there said it. 383 00:21:22,270 --> 00:21:23,270 All right. 384 00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:26,650 Got the new issue of Parents Magazine if you want to take a look -see. 385 00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:32,670 This is pretty embarrassing, but at least nobody outside my family and 386 00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:34,410 know what an idiot I've made of myself. 387 00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:38,030 Tamara Campbell, please report to the information desk. 388 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,230 Your daddy's looking for you. 389 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,210 But I was worried, Sugar Lobster. 390 00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:47,770 I'm still here, baby. 391 00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:49,490 Good. Stay here. 392 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,510 Cold. 393 00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:58,230 What a night. 394 00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,350 What time is it? 395 00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:01,770 7 .30 in the morning. 396 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:05,530 Oh, my gosh. Well, guess I'll just have to crash here with you guys. 397 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,390 For the last... 398 00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:09,750 Roger. Go home! 399 00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,450 You're my babysitter, sweet thing. 400 00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:18,650 We could have been home an hour earlier if Lisa hadn't made that one last stop.