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Did you have a laugh? Uh -uh. Uh -huh.
Did not. Did too.

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Well, it's not the kitchen. What do we
do now?

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What's the problem?

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Dad, we can't watch TV. The remote
control is missing.

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What are we gonna do?

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Relax.

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I know it seems like a terrible thing,
but there are ways to work this out.

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Wow. You can do that?

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I ain't ever gonna let

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community service assignment today. Oh,
well, what are you guys doing this year?

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Oh, well, most of us are going to help
out down at the Detroit Home for the

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Aging. Old town, old town.

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So what are you going to do, Tamara?

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Well, some of us are going to work at
the mall and help fashion challenge

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pick out attractive outfits.

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Some of us?

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Okay, me.

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Oh, wait a minute. That's not community
service. That's shopping.

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You know, everybody should volunteer to
do something in their community.

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You know, look at me. I'm teaching a
business class for adults down at the

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school. And every week I go down to the
Salvation Army.

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See? You should learn to be less selfish
like Lisa here.

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And give away Ray's old tie of clothes.

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Wait a minute. You didn't give away my
fat ties, did you?

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Trust me, Ray. Your ties are not coming
back.

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It's okay, but I guess it's too late for
me to get in on that home for the aged

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thing. No, Tamara. There's plenty of
opportunity to help at the home.

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Work with me here.

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You hear that, Tamara?

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There's still work to be done at the
home.

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Oh, man.

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I wanted to help people pick out coal.

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Chloe's dress fluttered as she glided
into the parlor and gazed eagerly out

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window and watched as Enrique rode up on
his great white steed.

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Skip to the place where he takes off his
shirt. I'm not going to live forever.

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Hey, man, no spiking it.

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Maybe you better stop before you hurt
yourself.

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Okay, Red. Pony up. You owe me five
bucks. Oh, you're hustling me, man.

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All right, ladies.

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Knit one and purl two.

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Are you sure this is a good way to meet
women?

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Oh, the best.

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Now, everybody's very easy, okay? It
just goes one, two, three, four.

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Hey, okay?

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Everybody got it?

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By the way, Mr. Ancier, that white
belt's the bomb!

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I wish my mom would let me dye my hair
blue.

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This was a mistake.

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Well, do you remember what you did
wrong?

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Tamir, where have you been?

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So I'm a little late. What's the big
deal? Well, we've been pairing up with

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seniors, and all the good old people are
taken.

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Who have I got?

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Why don't you leave me alone, you big
bully?

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I can't take it anymore. I've had it.
All right, quit.

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Go ahead and quit. See if I can.

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Hey, you guys, come on. I want to play
checkers.

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What are you looking at? I'm on the
clock here, the big clock.

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You?

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But we're not finished yet.

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You are now.

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And you're lost here.

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It's all yours.

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Hi,

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I'm Tamir Campbell.

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I'm black, you're red. Sit down.

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Gee, well, red always goes first.

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Oh, really?

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Then I'm red and you're black.

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Now, young lady...

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only playing checkers with you because
that mop over there can't play. Well,

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somebody's a little cranky this morning.

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Don't talk to me like I'm a kid. And the
most important thing is move that

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check.

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Stupid move.

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Introduction to Small Business
Management.

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I'd like to welcome all of you to the
class, and hopefully we'll all profit

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the experience.

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Now, I run this class with business
decorum, so I'd like all of you to

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me as Mr.

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Campbell.

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Hey, Ray!

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What's it say?

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So you've decided you can profit from
this class?

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Cake decorating class was full.

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Yeah, I tried to get in that, too. Oh,
yeah, he's so good.

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Please, Miss Landry, have a seat.

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Now, before we begin, are there any
questions?

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No,

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come on, there are no stupid questions.

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Ray, did you have to leave your stanky
socks on the kitchen table today?

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Please, let's try to remember about
business decorum decorum.

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Did you have to leave your...

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stinky socks on the kitchen table today,
Mr. Campbell?

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Yes! Sorry.

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Look, uh, let's get started with what I
call the 14 road signs on the highway

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to success.

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Sign number one, know your market.

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Sign number two, use the proper fuel,
gas yourself up, run your business

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properly.

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Sign three, four, and five.

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Location, location, location.

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Sign six, seven, eight.

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Boring, boring, boring.

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Be quiet. Can't you see the man is
trying to teach? He's a very... Please,

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Landry, please.

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No talking.

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Yeah, but I was just trying to tell him
that you... Please.

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The students are trying to pay
attention.

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All right.

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Sign number six.

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Always give the customer the right of
way.

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And be careful.

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emerging businesses and try to avoid the
detour onto the shoulder of hell.

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Ray, I learned a lot in your class
yesterday.

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You did?

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Mm -hmm. The guy sitting next to me
knows a great Mongolian restaurant to go

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after class.

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What about my 14 road signs for success?

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I made a U -ey after road sign number
nine.

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The next class will be a lot more
interesting.

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It's going to feature my 12 potholes on
the road to failure.

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Hey, why don't I run a few by you? No,
no, no, no, no. No, that would be unfair

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to the other students.

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No, no, no, it's okay.

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No, no, no, I insist.

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I don't want any special treatment.

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Just one pothole? No.

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Hey, Dad.

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Hi, Ma.

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Hi, girls.

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How's it going down at the home for the
agent?

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It's getting old. I don't think I want
to go today.

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Come on, Tamera, you've got to show up.
It's Dixie Day.

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What, everybody's going to wear bell
bottoms and listen to Beatles music?

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No, no, no.

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They're going to wear what they wore
when they were 60.

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Dad, I don't want to go back there. I
got stuck with the worst guy on the

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I played checkers with him. I tried
reading to him. I tried playing

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with him. But no matter what I do, I
cannot get through to the guy.

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Oh, come on, Tamara. He can't be that
bad.

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Let me tell you about my eight stars in
the constellation of community service.

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Run like the wind, Tamara.

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Star number one and the brightest.

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Never give up.

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You know, the guy is just probably
crying out for attention.

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You know, seeking a little human
companionship. Be part of a family.

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But, Dad, what do you want me to do?
Invite him for dinner?

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I think that would be a wonderful idea.

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I want him out now.

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Wait a minute. It's only 7 o 'clock. We
haven't had dinner yet.

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He's old. He won't remember.

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Where's my food?

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Dad, he's not going anywhere until he
eats. What are we going to do?

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We could move.

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Dad, don't get around.

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Yesterday, you didn't want anything to
do with this guy.

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This time, it's personal.

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What is this, a cafeteria?

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No, I'm just about to serve dinner.

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What are we having?

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Pork chop.

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Hayden.

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String bean.

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Hayden.

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Potato. Hayden.

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And red wine.

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What year?

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89. Hate it.

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Oh, wait a minute. Now, we went
through... Well, well, well, where has

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gone? It's bedtime.

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It was nice meeting you, Edgar. Hold it,
hold it.

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Well, you're on... It's only 7 o 'clock.

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Wow, is that late? If I don't get my 13
hours, I'm not worth anything.

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If I close my eyes for that long, they
bury me.

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Good night, Edgar.

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Yeah, and I gotta go and do my homework.
What do you mean? You already did your

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homework. Well...

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I guess I'll take you home. Wait a
minute. We haven't had dinner yet.

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We'll get pizza on the way home.

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Come on. Pizza?

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Yes. Yes.

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Okay, but it's got to be Cheetos, or
I'll be disturbing my roommates all

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Thanks for nothing.

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You know, look, I've had about a belly
full of you. I've been trying really

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to be nice. I bring you to my house, you
insult my family, the food, and you got

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pizza all over my dad's Mercedes.

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He should have bought an American car.

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Well, guess he'll have to see you
tomorrow.

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I wouldn't come back here tomorrow if
they paid me.

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bitter and grouchy. Did you have a bad
childhood?

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No.

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In fact, my parents are still together.

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Well, next to each other, you know.

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Well, you must be unhappy about
something.

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Well, there was this one girl.

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She was the love of my life.

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But I'm not saying anything more.

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Okay. This girl.

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She had the most beautiful golden hair.

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Probably still does.

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Unless she dyed it.

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Unless she died.

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Dude.

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Do you want to talk about her? No.

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And don't be so nosy.

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Fine. You know what happened?

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The war tore us apart.

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Oh, you were sent overseas?

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No, she was.

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You see, she was a nurse.

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I had flat feet.

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You like pancakes?

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Yeah. My feet were just like this.

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Anyway, we were going to get married,
this girl and myself, but, you know,

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she returned, but instead she sent me a
Dear John letter.

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It must have been awful.

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Damn right, because my name is Edgar.

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Then a couple of years later, she... She
moved back to Detroit after she broke

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up with that Frenchie guy.

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But I never called her.

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Never, never.

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But that's all I'm saying, you
understand?

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You get nothing more out of me. Well, I
really have to go home now.

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But her name... Her name is Geraldine
Jones.

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You like to pry, don't you, into
people's business?

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Would you do me a favor?

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Will you... Would you please go home? Go
home, please.

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Jameer, you know how sensitive I am to
the plight of the elderly.

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But, man, that guy's a jerk.

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That guy has a broken heart.

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Bad Val?

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No.

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This woman he was crazy about left him
for another guy.

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But then she changed her mind. He
wouldn't take her back.

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Now he regrets it.

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That's the reason why he's so miserable.

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Oh.

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So the man is pining over unrequited
love.

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You know what I'm going to do?

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What? Get the dictionary and look up
unrequited?

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Yeah.

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And then I'm going to find that woman
and get them back together.

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Oh, come on, Tamara.

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What did that woman ever do to you?

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See, this is like looking for Jones in a
haystack.

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It's not like Jones is a common name.

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Hey, uh, nice sweater, Roger.

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Thanks. I made it myself.

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It's a boucle.

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By the way, I think I found your
Geraldine Jones.

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You did?

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How did you do that?

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Well, there happens to be only four
degrees of separation between me and

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at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

256
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So, who do you know?

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My cousin's niece's chiropractor's
boyfriend.

258
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So, what'd you find out?

259
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My cousin's having an affair with a
driving examiner.

260
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Well, what about Geraldine Jones?

261
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Well, the DMV had everything you need to
know about Geraldine Jones.

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She got married and her husband died in
1976, and she sideswiped the car in 68.

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Oh, my God!

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trouble for this? Can we pay you?

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I'm insulted.

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I can't believe two of my dearest and
closest friends would think I would do

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this for money.

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Sorry, Roger.

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I want a date. Either one of you is
fine.

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And that's how my seven rivers of
enterprise flew into the sea of success.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great.

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But when are you going to teach us how
to apply for a business license?

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That next semester after you have
learned the basics.

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Believe me, Mr. Pelakian, you're not
ready to start your own business.

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But they say they'll take away my
grocery store if I don't get the

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license.

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Well, I can help you with that. I have
my own cart at the mall.

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Your fashion's by Lisa.

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Yeah! Next to the falafel cart.

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I practically live there.

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Yeah, but let's just listen to Mr.
Campbell and his little river thingy

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now.

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Yes, but I'm through with my little
river thingy.

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Now, any other questions?

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Yes, Lisa?

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Where did you get your license for your
cart?

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Down at the county clerk's office.

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Any other questions, please?

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Yeah. I sell homemade maple syrup by the
side of the road.

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Now, what advice do you have so I could
maximize my profits?

291
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:41,440
Well, I think the failure rate for that
kind of business is, oh, about 85%.

292
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Well, thanks.

293
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,510
But actually, I was asking Lisa.

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Well, if there's 85 % failure rate, then
there's a 15 % success rate.

295
00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:55,790
You know what? Why don't you sell some
pancake mix and just serve it? Yeah.

296
00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:59,050
Yeah, that's it. And if you zone for it,
go somewhere else.

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if you were rejected by a bunch of
people who couldn't get in my cake

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00:17:22,869 --> 00:17:23,869
class?

299
00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:28,410
Oh, now, Ray, come on now. That is not
entirely true.

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Mr. Vanderhoff couldn't get into the
motel management class.

301
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Why'd you leave before class was over? I
didn't think anyone would notice.

302
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:39,750
Of course we noticed. You left before
you got your evaluation.

303
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:41,890
What evaluation?

304
00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:46,370
The school handed out forms to people so
they could evaluate their instructors.

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I don't want to read them. I can guess
what they would say.

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Well, If you don't want to read them, I
will.

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Out loud.

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Now, this one's from Mr. Dobish.

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Ray Campbell is the best teacher I ever
had. See what I tell you. He's got a

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nerve calling me a... What?

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And this one's from Mrs. Craypence.

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Ray Campbell's 14 road signs to the
highway of success inspired me to speed

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my business career.

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00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:11,670
Well, you know, I knew I was kind of
getting through to them.

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00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:15,670
You know, I came up with that 14 road
sign thing just about an hour before

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class.

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Wait, wait, wait a minute.

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00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:22,330
I know what you're doing. You wrote
those law reports to make me feel

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didn't you?

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Yeah, you got me.

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00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,750
But here's my evaluation, Ray.

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I am truly sorry for disturbing your
class.

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00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:29,630
See, I wrote a hundred times.

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00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:31,689
That's okay.

325
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:34,430
I have no business teaching a business
class anyway.

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00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:35,650
Oh, yes, you do.

327
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:37,230
Well, then why were they listening to
you?

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00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:39,430
Well, I was just translating what you
said.

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But I was just being, you know, a little
more entertaining, colorful, you know,

330
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:43,970
compelling, fabulous, witty.

331
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:45,450
All right, all right.

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00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,490
Ray, you are a successful businessman.

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00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,900
But you've got to teach them from your
experience.

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00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,480
You've got to forget about them rivers
and stripes and highways.

335
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,240
You know, your wife, I have to simplify
my teaching methods.

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00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,800
You know, there are seven keys to
unlocking the doors. Well,

337
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,440
well, well.

338
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,140
Look who thinks he's Gary Cooper.

339
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,700
Edgar got a girlfriend.

340
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,500
You're all jealous. That's what you are.

341
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,700
I shouldn't have let you rope me into
this.

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00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:26,280
You just set me up for a big letdown.
That's what you're doing.

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00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:28,960
And she's late.

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She's late. She's going to stand me up
like she did in 42.

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00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:36,260
She's in her late 70s. Give her four
minutes.

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00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,220
Edgar?

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00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400
What is it?

348
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:48,660
Oh, it's you.

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Edgar, how are you?

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00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:57,640
You look the same as the day I met you.

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00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,120
Boy, that's sad if he looked 80 when he
was 22.

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00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:08,960
Geraldine, you know, I never forgot
about you.

353
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,540
I never forgot about you either.

354
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,300
Edgar, do you still dance?

355
00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:19,230
Do I still dance?

356
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:21,010
Do I still dance?

357
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:24,530
Hey, kid, do I still dance?

358
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:30,750
Yes. Oh, hey, Roger, play something
romantic.

359
00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,290
I thought you'd never ask.

360
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:33,870
Not for us.

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00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:35,110
For them.

362
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:37,170
Okay, I'll pretend like it's for us.

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00:20:54,320 --> 00:21:00,080
You know, the last time we danced
together was in the ballroom at the Book

364
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,140
Cadillac Hotel.

365
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:03,960
It was our last date.

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00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,240
Paul Whiteman was leading the orchestra.

367
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:12,020
I don't remember any of that.

368
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,600
All I remember is you.

369
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,060
They did turn the lights down, didn't
they?

370
00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:24,540
Yeah.

371
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,640
Just checking.

372
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,520
Geraldine.

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00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:33,560
I missed you.

374
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,240
You should have seen Edgar's face.

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00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:57,040
light up when he finally saw the love of
his life. Yeah, and they danced and

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00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,280
everybody clapped, and Edgar and
Geraldine talked and talked.

377
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,340
Oh, that's great, Tamara.

378
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:03,940
See, you made the difference.

379
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:08,100
Yeah, and I feel like I did. And
tomorrow, I think I'm going to help him

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00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,520
part -time job so he feels useful.

381
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,639
Oh, great.

382
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:14,060
Oh, and he also wants his own apartment.
I think I can help him find one. Hey,

383
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:17,700
great idea. And we can even have him
over for dinner again. Oh, no, wait.