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My sister Tia and I decided to pull all
the money we saved up for Christmas.

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That way we can buy really great
presents for our loved ones.

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Plus, if you give a lot, you get a lot.

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Oh, that's where you hit it. Gosh.

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So, how much you got there, Tia?

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Exactly $490.

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This is incredible.

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Do you realize that with your $490, plus
the money I saved, we have $498?

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I ain't ever gonna love you.

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Well,

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I'm off to the mall.

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Mom, you've been working long hours.

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Well, honey, Hanukkah and Christmas came
about the same time this year.

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Oh, yeah, I have some spilt goods from
all the schmattas I've been selling.

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Boy, Ray, you're really on the Christmas
tip.

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Yeah, I want this to be a great
Christmas this year. Wait till you taste

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eggnog I've whipped up.

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See, I got it all down here on the
schedule.

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The oldie's schedule of Yuletide events?

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Yeah. Wait a minute. Christmas morning,
6 a .m. sharp, the oldie Christmas

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present opening?

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But Mom and I like to open them on
Christmas Eve, remember? It's a Landry

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tradition. Oh, that's not tradition.
That's lack of willpower. Oh, well,

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up with tradition, I made me oldie
Christmas list myself.

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And notice, the must -have items are
marked with those little thardillies.

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Asterisk. What'd you call me?

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See, Tamara, every year there's this
great expectation of getting a ton of

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gifts, and we lose focus on the
traditional meaningful Christmas.

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But, Dad, can't we have a meaningful
Christmas next year? I need those

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rollerblades this year.

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You don't understand.

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I want this year to be special. I want a
field Christmas.

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Excuse me, Mr. Campbell. Oh, yeah,
sorry. So where do you want this sucker,

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C? That is not a sucker. That's a
Christmas tree.

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I want it over here, right over here.

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Oh,

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is this where you want it, Mr. Campbell?
Yeah, right over here.

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Mr.

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Campbell? Over here.

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Everything's fine. Let's just pull it
down a little further. Hey, I'll go get

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the ornament.

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Look what the Yuletide washed in.

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I thought you were in India. I was, but
it's not the same thing putting

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Christmas presents under a sacred cow.

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Besides, I want to see my family, so I
popped for a first -class ticket. Oh,

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Grandpa, with you here, it's going to be
the best Christmas ever. Ah, well,

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you'll have to excuse me. I'm still on
India time.

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To me, it's 1965.

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Whoa, this place looks like the North
Pole exploded.

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Yeah, I want it to be a real special
traditional Christmas, and now that

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here, it's going to be even better. Ah,
whoa, this looks like a Christmas list

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here.

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Three pages? Is that all you want?

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Oh, see, Dad, Grandpa knows the true
meaning of Christmas.

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Well, it's a great surprise to hear.

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Is everything okay? Oh, yeah, everything
is okay. I'm rolling in dough.

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I guess those tea rooms actually took
off. Yeah, big time.

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I'm so proud of you. I always knew you
would make it. Just to think you're here

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because you want to be and not because
you're in hiding.

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Well, Christmas is really falling into
place.

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Oh, have you been a good little girl,
Lisa?

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Yes, unfortunately.

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I gotta run, but how about you and me,
Christmas Eve, sharing some cookies and

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milk?

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Oh, Santa, you slay me.

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Freeze, Kringle.

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Mall cop, up against the cart and spread
them, please.

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Dave, you got a bus banner right here in
front of my car?

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Don't let the uniform fool you, Lisa.

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This cloth is dirty.

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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

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Hey, I was right.

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A lot of kids are going to be very
disappointed if they don't get their

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Say it ain't so, Santa. Say it ain't so.

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Don't use ain't. It's say it isn't so,
Santa.

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All right, Santa.

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Time to go to the slammer. Let's go.

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Who's going to feed my reindeer?

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Oh, it's so good to see you again. So
how are things going? Hey, never better.

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just brought the girls down to do a
little browsing.

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Hey, we'll meet you at Hudson's in an
hour. All right. Look, I got to talk to

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the mall manager about opening one of my
tea rooms here. You good? Pick out

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anything you want. Oh, you're the
greatest grandpa ever.

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And look, I printed up another Christmas
list for you.

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So how's business, Lisa? Oh, it's great.
I'm going to shower to you with

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presents. And jump in that shower and
get a little something for myself, too.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, your tea room's going great, huh?

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Oh, for me, tis the season to be jolly.

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Uh -huh.

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Not.

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You said things were never better. Yeah,
well, that's the problem. They ain't

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never better.

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That's all the fun for Tamar and Tia.
That's me, all front and no behind.

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What about the tea rooms?

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Don't have them. Don't even have a tea
bag.

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Oh, well, you'll land on your feet.
Yeah, right. Probably be inside cement

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shoes.

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I owe money to a loan shark.

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I'm broke, Lisa.

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Imagine me, Jimmy Campbell, a vagrant, a
down -and -outer, a ne 'er -do -well, a

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hobo, a tramp, a bum.

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Uh, look, look, look, look, Snoopy,
here's a tense spot. Maybe that'll shut

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up. I mean, I'll help you out, okay?

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Hey, Tia, where's Grandpa?

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Oh, he left early. He had to go to some
big business meeting. Well, come on,

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let's get to the mall and spend that
Christmas cash. I want to get him

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special. Oh, no, I'll just meet you down
there. I still have to finish writing

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this Christmas card to my pen pal.

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Yelp from Norway.

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Sure, give me the money.

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Ah, ah, ah, nothing doing.

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You want to know what happens with your
money?

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What happens? It quickly becomes you and
no money.

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Well, all righty then.

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Goodness, okay, fine. I'll meet you
under the giant shoehorn at Henry's for

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feet, okay?

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Yelp.

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I'll do my best to get the butthead T
-shirt.

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But remember,

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That show does not represent American
TV.

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I inquire whether a certain James
Campbell resides in this here dwelling.

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You mean Grandpa Campbell? Are you
connected to one of his businesses?

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Well, I am connected.

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Well, Mr. Campbell says he's doing
really well.

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That's what he told me, too, when I
learned of the money. However, he has

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neglected to remunerate me and my
associates.

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He owes you money?

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A thousand dollars.

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Wow.

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He's on the hook for G?

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Does that include a big?

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Well, uh, I've been watching the History
Channel, and they did an expose on the

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mafia, which doesn't exist.

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Then you know what happens to Welch's.

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They get taken for a ride?

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Exactly. Tell them that I was here.

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you take half a G? Well, $498.

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Yeah, okay.

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I'm gonna let him slide for the deuce.

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You tell him I gotta have the other
installment tomorrow.

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Who else?

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Oh, yeah, by the way, uh, Merry
Christmas.

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Mom,

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I've gotta find Tamara.

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Well, something wrong, honey? There's
been a problem with Grandpa Campbell.

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I know, honey, and I'm sorry you had to
find out, but...

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He's trying to earn some money. Well,
that's good. What's he doing?

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Santa's in the house.

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Mom,

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is that Santa Claus who I think it is?

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Yeah, yeah. I pulled a few strings and I
got him a job.

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But Jimmy doesn't want Ray to find out,
so let's just keep this between us.

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Oh, there you are. I found just about
everything to get people for Christmas.

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Let's just...

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I'm afraid we're going to have to put
the spree on hold.

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We have less money than I thought.

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Look, this may come as a big shock to
you.

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Your grandfather's in trouble with loan
sharks.

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Really tough people.

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Look, I had to give them all the money.

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You mean our money. Eight dollars of
that was mine, you know.

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Look, Tamir, there's something else I
have to tell you.

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Take a deep breath and turn around.

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You mean over there where Grandpa's
playing...

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Wait a minute, you know about that? Tia,
I practically live at the mall. And how

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many Santas walk like this?

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Boy, you don't seem upset about all this
news.

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What's the big deal? The big deal is if
we're going to give great gifts in order

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to get great gifts, we're going to have
to get jobs.

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half turn.

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You may be a big star on the softball
team where I have to dance to your

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but here I name the tune.

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Rhonda, lighten up.

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Lighten up?

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What we do here is the most important
work at this mall.

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Our efforts end up beneath hundreds of
Christmas trees.

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One torn ribbon, one lopsided corner can
diminish joy.

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Does the word psychotherapy mean
anything to you?

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my girl.

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Let's see how you did with that box of
china.

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Oh, Rhonda, don't ever diss me when it
comes to wrapping presents.

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I can handle this little job. Thank you
for your kind attention.

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Merry Christmas.

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What?

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Oh, don't worry.

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If you don't have a chimney, he'll come
through the doggy door.

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Excellent choice.

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But here's a little tip.

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Don't be dazzled by boardwalk.

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Instead, hold on to the light blue
properties.

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You wouldn't want to live there in real
life. But in Monopoly, they bring back

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big bucks.

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Yay, time's up, Sammy. Wait, are you
telling me to smart play?

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Merry Christmas there, Sammy.

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Well,

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that's it for today, Grandpa Campbell. I
might say you did a jolly job.

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Excellent elfing yourself.

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You sure Ray doesn't know about this?

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Yes. Good.

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Let's keep it that way. Because I won't
want him to know that I'm broke,

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destitute, flat, tapped, flustered.
Okay, okay, okay, I got it.

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He also doesn't know anything about the
loan shark.

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What loan shark? Where? No, no, no, he
isn't here.

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He came by the house. I paid him half
your gambling debt.

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You paid $500?

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Well, I paid him $498.

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He let me slide for the deuce.

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It was mine and Jamiro's Christmas
money. Oh, Tia, I'm so sorry. I feel so

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small. I'll pay you back with interest.

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Well, I'll pay you back.

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Look, the guy wants to rest by tomorrow.

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By tomorrow? Christmas Eve?

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My crunch day?

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Oh, boy, oh, boy.

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Crime knows no holiday.

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Look, I'm sure Ray will lend you the
money. Why don't you tell him about it?

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way. I let him down enough when he was a
kid.

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I was never there for Christmas. I never
took him to see Santa.

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And I never got him some stupid bike
that he always wanted.

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So what are you going to do?

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Well, look, tomorrow I get my paycheck.
That should buy me some time. And if it

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doesn't, well, I just have to take my
medicine like I always do.

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Screaming and begging for mercy.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Dad, I told you to stay out of my
eggnog.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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I gotta get down to the mall and get
into my suit. Uh, lawsuit.

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I'm suing some investors.

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I gotta meet my lawyers at the mall to
go over our strategy.

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You know, I'm glad you're doing so well,
but to take a day off for the holidays

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wouldn't kill you, you know.

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Actually, it might.

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Oh, which reminds me, if anybody comes
looking for me, I'm at a meeting.

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Better yet, don't open the door.

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Good morning.

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Hey, don't hug the dog, man.

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Good day.

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I'm here to collect the debt from a Mr.
Jimmy Campbell.

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Oh, right, you're the hood. I mean, a
gentleman that Jimmy was telling me

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Well, you know, he's not here at the
moment. You just missed him.

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Well, I mentioned to the young doll that
I'd be returning for the second

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installment. You mean you threatened a
16 -year -old girl out of her Christmas

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money? Yeah.

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Oh, just checking.

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Just give me my 500 bucks.

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You know what? Actually, I think Jimmy
did leave something for you. Here.

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See, this isn't really Jimmy's money.

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It's yours, am I right?

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You're very perceptive for a guy in
white loafers.

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Thank you.

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Gee, Soupy sure has got a couple of
swell babes in his life.

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Christmas.

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What a beautiful hustle.

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You know, my dad practically ruined
Christmas.

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Yeah, put a big dent in it.

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Who was that at the door?

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Just somebody collecting for charity. I
gave a generous donation.

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What charity?

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Red Cross?

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Well, it was blood money.

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Oh, good for you, Lisa. You see how
wonderful is the spirit of giving?

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You must feel great.

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Yeah, yeah, I feel great, great. Now
bite it.

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Well, nothing's gonna dampen my holiday.

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Excuse me, I was just here talking to
the lady. Oh, yeah, yeah, she told me. I

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like to make a donation myself.

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Oh, no, no, that won't be necessary. You
know, the lady already took care of

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Soupy's I .O .U.

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But I was remiss in returning it.

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Wait a minute, what is this all about?

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I mean, you guys don't talk to one
another yet?

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Okay, okay, it's like this. You see, uh,
Jimmy Campbell owe me $1 ,000, all

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right? So I came here the other day,
boom, one, two, three, the young lady

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me $498, all right? So, bing, bing.

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Lisa,

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Lisa, excuse me.

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Oh, Ray, what are you doing here? I
thought you did all your Christmas

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on Halloween.

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Where is my father? I had a little
discussion with his loan shark.

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Oh, you found out, huh? Now go easy on
him right now. Your father is Santa

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Claus.

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When will you people wake up and smell
the reindeer?

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He is not Santa Claus.

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Hey,

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he is Santa Claus.

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Just until the mall closes. Now, he was
hard up for some money, so I got him a

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job. I pulled a few strings.

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Sorry,

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Ray. I don't know what you're doing
here, but no cuts.

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Excuse me.

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Do you want to know?

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Santa is my father.

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Yeah, and my uncle's the Easter Bunny.

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Dad, listen, we got to talk. Dad, I'm
Santa Claus. I can't have children.

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Knock it off, Jimmy.

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All right.

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Look, I can't leave, so if you want to
talk, you have to hop up here.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Dad, if you need money to pay off your
gambling debts, why didn't you ask me

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it? What? Why add more disappointment
clippings to your deadbeat dad

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You're not a deadbeat dad. All right, I
wrecked your Christmas, and I'm sure

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it's not the first time.

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Come on, someone's got a bedtime.

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Don't get your under rules in a knot.

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Look, Jimmy, when I was a kid, the thing
that wrecked Christmas wasn't not

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visiting Santa Claus, but not getting
that... 26 -inch, black and red, twin,

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phantom bicycle.

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What bothered me most is that you
weren't there.

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Well, now you're here, and that's what
really counts.

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Oh, now Soupy's getting soupy.

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I was so caught up in trying to create
the traditional Christmas fantasy that I

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missed the whole point.

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It's giving that really counts, like
Leif and the girls did.

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That's what really matters.

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Don't you see, Dad?

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I sure do, son.

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Show for it.

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We did our best, Tia.

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Hanky's for your mom and Ty's for my
dad. We'll just have to do.

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You know, Tamir, I thought you'd be
upset about having to get jobs.

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Well, I was a little upset at first, but
what's the little work?

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It's better to give gifts than to get
them.

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You know, Tamir, that's a great
attitude.

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Oh, girls.

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Oh, I was hoping to have an arm full of
gifts this year.

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But I only had enough money for one gift
per pit.

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I had some unexpected expenses.

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I guess Christmas won't be much this
year, huh, Poopy?

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Hey, what is everybody looking so down
about? It's Christmas Eve. We've got

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presents to open.

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We do?

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On Christmas Eve?

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Yes, Santa came early this year.

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It's a tear from Mom, a mirror from
Grandpa, to me from... Oh, Lisa, you

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shouldn't have.

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I didn't.

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What's come over you?

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Well, don't look a Christmas miracle in
the mouth.

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Ta -da!

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He's here now. We can get started. But
me first, please.

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Here. This is for you girls. Oh, thanks.
And this is for you, Lisa.

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And Merry Christmas to all. And I mean
that sincerely.

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Oh, a check for $500.

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And it's good.

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A check for $498?

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Yeah, I hope you let me slide for the
deuce.

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Where did you get the money?

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Don't tell me the racetrack is open on
Christmas Eve.

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First of all, it's not.

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Second of all, I checked.

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Third of all, I wish it was.

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And fourth of all, how dare you?

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A guy thought I did a terrific job at
the mall, so he hired me as an

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at USC.

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Wow, the University of Southern
California?

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No, the University of Santa Claus.

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It's in Livonia.

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I talked to him and he gave it to me in
advance.

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And, Ray, I didn't forget about you.

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Roger!

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We're in Phantom!

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Thank them!

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I hope you don't mind. I took them for a
little road test.

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Boy, those girls were sure giving me
some looks.

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Yeah, they probably were saying, who's
that geek on the bike?

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At least they were looking.

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This is great.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Merry Christmas.

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You know, playing Santa Claus, it might
be your true calling, Jimmy. Yeah, baby,

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I'll finally get a piece of that pie.

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Thanks for the presents, Roger.

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Hope they don't get your ears infected.

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Well, we did get you something.

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Thanks.