1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:02,180 We're going to Hawaii! 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,340 Well, aloha then! 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,000 Last time on Sister Sister. 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,760 Tamara, you told Roger we were going to Hawaii, right? 5 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,300 Yeah, I had Tia call. Oh, good. 6 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,340 Tia, you told Roger we were leaving for Hawaii, right? 7 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:17,940 Oh yeah, Mom told him. Good. 8 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,880 Ma, you called Roger and told him we were going to Hawaii, right? Ray called. 9 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:23,180 Good. 10 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:27,900 Say, Ray, you told Roger you were coming with us to Hawaii, right? Yeah, it's 11 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:28,900 all taken care of. 12 00:00:28,970 --> 00:00:31,170 I think something is terribly wrong. 13 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:35,850 Where did you get that piece of sacred lava? 14 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,730 You've disturbed the evil spirits. 15 00:00:38,090 --> 00:00:39,750 That's mooka mooka taboo. 16 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:45,770 If you don't put that rock back exactly where you found it, you'll have 17 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:46,770 unlimited bad luck. 18 00:00:47,070 --> 00:00:50,570 Oh, I don't believe that, Huey. Is this a Lee Lee Lee talk? 19 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:52,790 Darren! Ray! 20 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:56,370 Tanya? Gosh, it's pretty weird. I mean... 21 00:00:56,790 --> 00:01:00,490 Mom's ex -boyfriend and your dad's ex -girlfriend showing up? We're not in 22 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:02,070 Hawaii. We're in the middle of Melrose Place. 23 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:04,590 Let them fight it out. 24 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:08,710 We gotta start having that fun our friends at home are jealous about us 25 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,410 Okay, so what are we gonna do? 26 00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:12,210 Easy! 27 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:16,190 Get up early, go to the beach, and cruise around with Barney and Baldwin. 28 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:17,950 What are you doing here, Smitty? 29 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:21,450 I knew these guys were out of town, so I thought I'd bed down in the backyard. 30 00:01:21,910 --> 00:01:23,070 Well, you're welcome to stay here with me. 31 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,490 Just for the day. Then I gotta be moving on. 32 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,479 It's Thanksgiving. 33 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,380 And Mr. Campbell here, he say my door is always open. 34 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:33,200 Free! Hey, Art, Howard, come on in. 35 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,780 Hey, Crystal. 36 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,200 Hi, Tiffany. 37 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,400 You righteous babes, sir? 38 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:40,400 No, we can learn. 39 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:41,940 You righteous babes ready? 40 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,300 Yeah, sure. 41 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:50,280 We're the righteous babes he's talking to. Yeah, we're ready. All right, let's 42 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:55,620 go. They totally shined us on. 43 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,740 We simply have to get them to pay attention to us. 44 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,020 How? 45 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,360 You know, Tamir, this is really stupid. 46 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:08,360 Pretending that we're stranded so some guides can come rescue us? Tamir, are 47 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,820 crazy? How will we get back? 48 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,130 Now anybody know 49 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,020 can eat just three M andMs. 50 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:23,020 You gotta gobble down the whole bag. 51 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,720 I'm sorry, it's all I have. 52 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:27,820 Here. 53 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:31,260 There's an M and a half for you and an M and a half for me. 54 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:33,340 Thanks. 55 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,080 Tamir, it might help, I mean, if you eat them slowly. I mean, just imagine that 56 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,080 it's... 57 00:03:57,550 --> 00:03:58,550 Skinny fries. 58 00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:05,590 You 59 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:13,710 know, 60 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:17,010 it's silly for us to fight and carry on like we have been. After all, we're 61 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:18,010 friends. 62 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:21,110 Yeah, we're stuck here together, so we might as well make the best of it. 63 00:04:21,630 --> 00:04:22,630 You're right. 64 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:24,790 Ray, you always make so much sense. 65 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:29,150 Why is it? He's the only one making all the sense. 66 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:35,070 She didn't mean anything by it, Terrence. Oh, talk about your tag teams. 67 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:39,290 What are you getting through your head? There's nothing going on between Tanya 68 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:40,410 and me. It's over. 69 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:44,950 In fact, I came here to forget about her. I can vouch for that. Now, the man 70 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:46,510 right. You were right? 71 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:48,330 I'm so sorry. 72 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:51,770 Oh, it's okay. These things happen. 73 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:53,370 Hey, hey, hey! 74 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:58,260 The man is hurting. 75 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,940 Terrence wouldn't understand that. 76 00:05:01,180 --> 00:05:05,260 When I broke up with him, he went out and got two other chicks. Not one, but 77 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,260 two! Two! 78 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:12,020 All right, all right. Well, that was true, Lisa. You know, but I was 79 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,160 you know? I was just trying to hide my pain. 80 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:23,020 Really? Oh, Terrence. I get it. You're trying to make me feel sorry 81 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,320 for Ray so you can flip! 82 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,140 You are one paranoid woman. 83 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:30,320 Now, that's kind of harsh, Lisa. 84 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:33,120 Thank you, Ray. You're so tender. 85 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:37,320 Oh, Ray, are you trying to show me up? Because I can be tender, too, you know. 86 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:40,660 Here we go again. 87 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:44,420 Why is it every time I start talking, you say, here we go again? 88 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:46,080 Oh, here we go again. 89 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:51,460 We're back to square one. Look, let's not get along, okay? But at least let's 90 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:53,520 try and make this a pleasant holiday for the girls. 91 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:55,880 Especially Tia. Now, you know how important this is to her. 92 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:57,330 Let me go wake them up. 93 00:05:57,410 --> 00:06:00,630 That's a good idea. I think I'll take them down to the beach and teach them 94 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:01,630 to sail or something. 95 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:03,750 Oh, they're gone. 96 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:06,210 Your incessant arguing has chased them off. 97 00:06:06,550 --> 00:06:07,550 Well, how do you know it was that? 98 00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:08,729 They left a note. 99 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:10,770 Your incessant arguing has chased us off. 100 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:13,450 See? You see what you guys have done? 101 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:14,930 Oh, what do you mean, you guys? 102 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:18,350 Here we go again. Oh, here we go again? What's the here we go again? 103 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:22,190 Look, hold it. Let's go find the girls and apologize. 104 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:24,530 And Lisa, get rid of that rock. 105 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:25,730 Later for that rock. 106 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:35,350 before my eyes. 107 00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:41,430 Now, wait a minute. That was your life. I never flunked a class or had an idea 108 00:06:41,430 --> 00:06:42,430 as dumb as this one. 109 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:44,610 This could be worse. 110 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:48,890 How? Name one thing that can be worse than being stranded in the Pacific Ocean 111 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:50,950 with having nothing to eat or drink. 112 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:54,190 I could be home having Thanksgiving dinner with Roger. 113 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:57,090 Okay, you're right. That's worse. 114 00:06:58,170 --> 00:06:59,170 No. 115 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:00,490 I was wrong. 116 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:02,750 This is even worse than Roger. 117 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,600 Good morning, sleepyhead. Happy Thanksgiving. 118 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,180 Wow, Middy, what are you doing? 119 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,860 Earning my keep, young bones, by cooking up this sumptuous repath. 120 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,720 Hey, I thought we were going to have sumptuous turkey. 121 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:25,440 Repath means meal, you clod. 122 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:30,080 Wow, closest I thought I'd come to a Thanksgiving dinner with some turkey 123 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:33,000 Just kick back and relax there, young time. It'll be a while. 124 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:38,400 Okay. Hey, the Twilight Zone marathon is on. Before you go in there, things 125 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,400 ain't as bad as they look. 126 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,300 Did you guys break something? 127 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:43,850 Because if you did, I'm going to be in big trouble. 128 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:51,430 Hey, where's the TV? 129 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,770 Hey, where's everything? 130 00:07:54,770 --> 00:07:56,910 Look at it this way, kid. At least nothing's broken. 131 00:07:57,670 --> 00:07:58,810 Man, this is terrible. 132 00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:00,590 This was Mr. Campbell's stuff. 133 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:02,870 And I'm missing the Twilight Zone marathon. 134 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,470 The thing is, when we woke up, everything was gone. 135 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,290 We didn't hear a thing. 136 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,540 There must have been some very quiet burglars. And thoughtful. 137 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,840 I mean, they must have lifted me off the couch while I was sleeping and put me 138 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,840 on the floor. 139 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,880 Maybe it was one of those space alien jobs. 140 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,980 Will you shut up and take your medication? 141 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,260 Should I call the police or the Air Force? 142 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,600 You better think through calling the authorities, short stuff. 143 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,320 I mean, how will you explain your presence here? 144 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:34,480 Staying here in this house all by yourself while the owner's on vacation? 145 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,679 More importantly, how will you explain our presence here? 146 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,460 Yeah. What did I tell Mr. Campbell? 147 00:08:40,740 --> 00:08:43,000 For all I know, that furniture was hair loom. 148 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,240 But we'll scour the neighborhood and look for it. But first, we got a turkey 149 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,580 base. Well, who needs to watch the Twilight Zone? 150 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,060 I'm in it. 151 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,300 Oh, man. 152 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Yeah. 153 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,380 Remember last spring when we bought those identical pair of Doc Martin boots 154 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:04,420 your left one had a hole in it? 155 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,320 Well... 156 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:08,980 I switched mine with yours. 157 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:10,880 You did? 158 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:12,440 Yeah. 159 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,620 And remember that day you wrapped him from school? 160 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,420 You won the student of the year award and I accepted it. 161 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,760 Well, then where's my trophy? 162 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:25,500 I traded it in for a combo plate at Senior Taco. 163 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:28,300 Tamira, how could you? 164 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,880 Well, he came with a little musical sombrero. 165 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:37,670 Oh, one more thing. And Tommy Roseboro asked me to ask you. If you can go with 166 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:42,970 him to the reindeer rave with him next month, well, I talked him into asking 167 00:09:44,510 --> 00:09:49,070 Well, seeing as how we may not make it to the reindeer rave, I guess I can't be 168 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:50,070 too mad. 169 00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:51,870 Oh, thank you. 170 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:54,190 Now it's your turn. 171 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:56,450 I don't have anything to confess. 172 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:58,750 Nothing at all? 173 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:00,490 No. 174 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:03,870 Well, I guess I'll continue. Well, remember your hamster... 175 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,660 I don't see them. Oh, they probably ran away. I wouldn't blame them. 176 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:10,900 I'd blame myself. 177 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:13,280 Well, make you feel any better. I'd blame yourself, too. 178 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,820 I was just being polite. 179 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:19,200 Guys, let's just find them. Why don't we split up? Yeah. 180 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,300 Tanya and I will go this way. 181 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,300 I'll meet you back here in 15 minutes. 182 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,920 Look, have you seen a couple twin girls? 183 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:32,360 Uh, maybe. What'd they look like? Well, like each other. 184 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,720 You probably mean Tia and Tamara. 185 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,920 Yeah, they're really cool and friendly. 186 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,180 What do you mean, friendly? 187 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,600 Oh, they waved to us from their boat. 188 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:43,800 From their... They rented a boat? 189 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Can you describe it? 190 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,039 Oh, yeah. 191 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,040 It was awesome. 192 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,340 Could you be more specific? 193 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:51,160 It was totally awesome. 194 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:54,420 Listen, Phoebus, if you don't give me some answers right now, I'm gonna shake 195 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,540 that little tan right over my nose. 196 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,240 We waved back till we couldn't see them anymore. 197 00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:00,600 They must be some pretty awesome sailor chicks. 198 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,800 They could be stranded out there. Maybe they were waving by help. 199 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,460 Oh, it's possible, bro. 200 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,780 Waving because you're about to die and, like, waving to say hello kind of looks 201 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:10,980 similar from a distance. 202 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,580 We've got to rent a boat. We've got to find him. Now, Reagan, you sail. 203 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:15,980 Can I sail? Can I bail? 204 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,700 We'd better get a motorboat. 205 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,100 Camille, we can't seem to get closer to shore. I mean, the current keeps pulling 206 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,100 us back. 207 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:25,960 We're going to have to swim for it. 208 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,920 big ocean. 209 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,360 64 ,000 square miles. 210 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,180 Thank you, Ferdinand Magellan. 211 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:40,800 Hey, look, there's their boat. 212 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:42,880 How do you know? 213 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:46,360 Well, Gus only has two boats. This is Gus one, and that's Gus two. 214 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,860 See, it has it on the side. 215 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:50,480 Oh, my God, that's their boat. 216 00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:54,540 Yeah, don't panic. They probably swam to shore. Well, look, let's head for the 217 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:58,080 shore. Yeah, let me get this started. I got to... All right, stand back. Ready? 218 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,220 Could you put that rock back? 219 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:09,960 Hello? 220 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,760 Hey, where is everybody? 221 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,640 Maybe they went to lie on the beach and argue. 222 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:25,020 No, they're probably frantically looking for us. You know, maybe we should go 223 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:28,520 and try to find them. Nah, sooner or later they'll give us up for dead and 224 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,520 back here. 225 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,280 Well, you know, we better do something great. 226 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,080 chill them out, because when they find out we're alive, they'll be wigging. 227 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,220 Man, if only we were dead, we'd be home free. 228 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:40,940 Hey, I got it. 229 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,720 Let's cook up a Thanksgiving dinner. I mean, there's got to be some stuff here 230 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,219 to fix. 231 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,320 Gee, will you give up on that? I'm exhausted. 232 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,600 Why don't we just go to a restaurant or something? 233 00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:51,520 Oh, for you two, huh? 234 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,020 So good. 235 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:56,780 Where are our parents? Oh, they're out in the boat looking for you. Oh, boy, 236 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:57,820 they're going to be mad. 237 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,300 I can go out and flag them down. 238 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,380 The ocean can be a mean mistress if she wants to be. 239 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:10,120 Well, don't just stand there, Tia. 240 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:16,280 Find something edible and stuff it. Hey, look, 241 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,139 there's some people on shore. 242 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,140 Maybe they can help us. 243 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,040 you might like a poo -poo platter. 244 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,520 How are you floating like that? 245 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,960 Well, the native Hawaiians have a saying for this particular phenomena. 246 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:44,000 It's a... What does that mean? 247 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,400 It means the water is only two feet deep here. 248 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:48,000 Two feet deep? 249 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,940 Yeah, I guess you didn't know that. 250 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,379 Mainlander mistake. 251 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:54,120 Oh, come on. We got to save our poor little girl. Oh, you don't have to worry 252 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,980 about them. They're safe back at the condo. 253 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,560 What? We got to strangle our poor little girl. 254 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,410 I guess you're pretty upset about all the stuff being missing, huh, kid? 255 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,950 Yeah, probably ruins your Thanksgiving. 256 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,170 Well, now you know how all the have -nots live. 257 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:18,810 Why do you two dimwits want to taunt the boy? 258 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:23,010 Oh, it's okay, Schmitty. I can take it. I know what they mean. 259 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:25,750 With all the stuff being missing, it doesn't ruin Thanksgiving. 260 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:27,150 It doesn't? 261 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:30,950 No, but when Mr. Campbell finds out, it's going to ruin his Christmas and New 262 00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:31,950 Year's. 263 00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:34,230 I guess I'm really in big trouble. 264 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:35,690 Tough break, kid. 265 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:38,760 So what, Mr. Campbell's gonna strangle me? 266 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,180 At least I got a roof over my head and a family. 267 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:44,280 My family gets on my nerves, but at least I got one. 268 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,380 Yeah, and at least for today, we've got a family, too. 269 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:51,960 You know, before you guys got here, I expected to be all alone. 270 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,780 But I got you guys with me. 271 00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,540 This is a really great Thanksgiving. 272 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,940 In fact, don't say it, kid. 273 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,780 This is about the best Thanksgiving ever. 274 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,280 Doggone it! 275 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,000 I knew you were going to say that. I knew he was going to say that. 276 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:14,300 He... He talked me into it. Oh, no, it was both of our ideas. 277 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,760 No, no, you had the idea first. I just went along with it. Why don't we skip to 278 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,760 the end? 279 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,960 We told the stuff. Oh. 280 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,360 You mean it wasn't space aliens? 281 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,960 You really believe that? 282 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,300 Yeah, I guess you're right. 283 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,260 Why would life forms of superior intelligence just want a TV? 284 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,060 I'm embarrassed. 285 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:40,420 The boy graciously opens up another man's house to us, and this is how you 286 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,420 him? 287 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,140 Can you idiots get this stuff back? 288 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:48,060 Yeah, I parked it on a stolen truck down the street and left. Nobody stole it. 289 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,600 Well, if you guys bring it back, we can pretend like this never happened. I'd 290 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,700 take the boy up on that offer. 291 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:55,460 Right away. 292 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:07,849 You know, This really is the best Thanksgiving ever. 293 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,569 This looks wonderful. 294 00:17:18,849 --> 00:17:22,369 You know, Tamir, this is going to be a really nice traditional Thanksgiving 295 00:17:22,369 --> 00:17:26,490 dinner. Even if the main dish isn't a big turkey but a stack of spam? 296 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,370 We should be mad with you, but I want a drumstick. 297 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:50,670 Good luck. 298 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:53,690 Let's just forget everything that happened. It's Thanksgiving. 299 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,750 Yes, saved by a national holiday. 300 00:17:57,290 --> 00:18:02,310 Come on, Tanya Tarrant. There's plenty of chief nips and coconut syrup for 301 00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,410 everybody. Oh, chief nips. 302 00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:06,850 Chief what? You didn't have enough of those poo -poos? 303 00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:16,710 You guys just have a mellicahan at Thanksgiving. That means a nice one and 304 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,360 I'll just go out into the driving rain. 305 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,880 Gus, don't go. 306 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,060 Join us. Well, thank you very much. 307 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,500 It's been years since I had a mainland Thanksgiving with my family back at 308 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,500 Amboy. 309 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:32,000 Gus, as our guest, would you mind slicing the first piece of spam? 310 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,400 I wonder. 311 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,640 Am I worthy of such an honor? 312 00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,880 Not really, but try to guess we're starving. 313 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:45,420 No. In spite of everything that's happened, this is just the... the kind 314 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:46,760 Thanksgiving I've been dreaming of. 315 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,740 Surrounded by family and friends. 316 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,740 Oh, and a condo manager. 317 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,220 Yeah, and who says that stupid rock was bad luck anyway? 318 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,700 At least I'm sorry I made such a big deal about that dumb rock. 319 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:03,780 Don't worry about it. I mean, after all, it was just silly superstition. 320 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,150 It's turned the rental car right side up. 321 00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:53,910 Well, I 322 00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:57,690 got up this morning, and I put that rock back exactly where I found it. Good. 323 00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:59,770 Then things should go smoothly from now on. 324 00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:03,850 Well, guys, I guess this is the big aloha, huh? 325 00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:07,430 Well, thanks for everything, Gus. If you're ever in Detroit, feel free to 326 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:08,309 us up. 327 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,310 All right, I hope. 328 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:13,580 It's not an empty gesture, you see, because I usually spend my vacations 329 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,160 down the road there in Cincinnati. 330 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,300 Oh, Ray, thank you. 331 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,680 Oh, what an adventure. 332 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:26,420 I think we have enough stories to keep our friends entertained till late 333 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:27,420 springtime. 334 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:29,760 It'll be good getting home. Yeah. 335 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,040 The sooner I get off this plane, the better. 336 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,780 Lucy, you're not still afraid of flying, huh? 337 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,960 Exactly how many flights did you guys go on? 338 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,420 What difference does that make? It makes a lot of difference. 339 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,680 Sorry. 340 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,560 Here we go again. 341 00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:58,440 Hey, buddy, look what I'm bringing back to the missus from Hawaii. 342 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,420 Real authentic lava rock. 343 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,720 How was your trip? 344 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,980 Roger, don't tell me. You've been staying here all by yourself? 345 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:17,540 Yeah. 346 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,600 Oh, oh, Roger, honey, we're so sorry. 347 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,680 Well, nothing better be missing from my room. 348 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,280 Don't worry, everything's fine. 349 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,480 It was real quiet. 350 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,240 Well, it's the last of the kids. 351 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,580 Well, I better get going.