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You're not going to believe this. My mom
and her ex -boyfriend Terrence were

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planning to spend Thanksgiving in
Hawaii, but luckily they broke up, and

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she's taking me.

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Man, it's cold out there, too.

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I am so lucky.

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I get to spend my Thanksgiving in
Detroit while my poor sister has to go

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Hawaii.

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You know, I'll tell you, Tamira, it may
sound great, but my idea of the perfect

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Thanksgiving is eating turkey at home
with my family, not surfing,

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hiking, snorkeling, or like... under a
palm tree eating a pineapple.

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Put it that way. I see what you mean.

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Oh, man.

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I wish I could go. Gosh, that is not
fair.

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I'm going to miss you, Tamera.

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Yeah, same here.

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Except while I'm missing you, I won't be
boogie boarding.

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Don't worry, Tamera. We can still have
the Hawaiian experience.

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I'll bring over my ukulele and my
mother's downhill records.

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And all you need to do is put on a
couple of coconut shells and a little

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miniskirt.

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Roger, just because you're going to be a
house guest this weekend doesn't mean I

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have to acknowledge your existence.

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Roger, a house guest?

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My parents want to have a second
honeymoon in Toledo.

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Dad said he could stay with us for
Thanksgiving weekend.

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Lately, I've been worried about my dad's
judgment.

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See ya, see ya, honey. Look, look, look.

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I bought a new camera so we can take
lots and lots of pictures to show to our

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frostbit friends and relatives.

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Mom, it's me.

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Don't mention it. Why, hey?

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Oh, oh, Tamara, I'm sorry.

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But, you know, you can go if your dad
will just buy two extra tickets. I mean,

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if I can afford the super saver red -eye
frequent fly third class aloha special

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one -time only rate, I'm sure he can.

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I know.

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But he would rather stay here with
Tanya. Just my luck he has to find a

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girlfriend. Couldn't he have stayed
lonely and miserable a little longer?

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Ray,

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I don't think we should see each other
anymore.

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What?

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Ray, you deserve better than that Tanya.

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You're a man of feelings and depth.

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Not like that Terrence.

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When I dumped him, he just blithely went
on with his life.

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Dating women two, three at a pop.

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Yeah,

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I'm glad I'm not like that.

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But, you know, the invitation still
stands for you and Tamara to join us in

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Hawaii.

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Why not?

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The many charms of Detroit are lost to
me now.

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And Tamara would love it.

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You're sure there's not one chance of
you and Terrence going together?

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No, no, no, no, no. I wouldn't want that
two -timing rat back in my life for all

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the money in the world. Why, he say
something?

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No. Figures, that bum.

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Are you and that bum still getting
together for the Tyson fight tomorrow?

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Uh, yeah. It's okay, isn't it?

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Yeah, yeah. I got moomoos to make.

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Tamara, I know you're probably feeling
let down about not going to Hawaii for

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Thanksgiving. Oh, no, no. Not at all,
Dad. I really want more than anything to

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have a wonderful, traditional
Thanksgiving at home.

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In that case, I've got some bad news for
you.

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We're going to Hawaii.

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Well, uh, lower then.

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Let's get ready to rumble.

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Hurry up, man. It's just starting.

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Oh, yeah.

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Tyson throws a left and a right. He's
next. It's all over. This fight is over.

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Oh, yeah. That was fun. Yeah. So, uh...

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What do we do now?

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Well, I guess we could sit and talk,
something.

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Yeah.

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So, uh, how's it going with you and
Tanya?

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Uh, well, it's kind of sad.

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It really wasn't working out, so I sort
of kicked it to the curb.

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Kicked it to the curb, huh?

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Yeah. So how are you going to spend your
holiday?

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Well, I...

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Thought I'd probably just... Yeah,
probably, yeah, with a lovely lady, huh?

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Sharing romantic words over a candlelit
turkey dinner.

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No, no, no. I thought I'd just spend
Thanksgiving dinner with my family, you

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know, making sure my nephews don't steal
my car.

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Family, that's great. Oh, it's great
being with family. I'm glad I'm going to

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with my family.

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Being stuck with a woman I thought I'd
spend the rest of my life with.

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Sounds like you're still a little hung
up on Tanya. Oh, no, no, no.

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I'm glad it's over. I hope she finds
somebody, another guy.

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She deserves it.

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Really? So it's definitely over? Oh,
yeah.

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Vapor. Gone. Kaput.

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Oh, well. See you, Ray.

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Yeah, vanished out of my life forever.

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A whisk of smoke.

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Dot. Toast. Adios.

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Au revoir. Auf Wiedersehen.

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See ya.

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Tamara, you told Roger we were going to
Hawaii, right? Yeah, I had Tia call. Oh,

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good.

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Tia, you told Roger we were leaving for
Hawaii, right?

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Oh, yeah. Mom told him. Good.

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Ma, you called Roger and told him we
were going to Hawaii, right?

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Ray called.

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Good.

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Say, Ray, you told Roger you were coming
with us to Hawaii, right?

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Yeah, it's all taken care of.

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Mr. Campbell!

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Tamara!

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Well, guess I'll just wait here.

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They'll be back soon.

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Thanks a lot, Lisa.

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We just had to stop by the beach on the
way from the airport.

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Aloha, you hollies.

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That's hello to mainland tourists.

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Who are you?

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Gus Kilikamikimaka.

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Oh, are you a native of Kilikamikimaka?

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Oh, no.

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I'm a fugitive from the mainland rat
race.

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Oh, what were you, accountant, lawyer,
stockbroker?

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I was in the rat race. You know, pest
control.

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Oh, rodents, bugs, typical vermin, et
cetera.

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Here you go. Oh, thank you. You're
welcome.

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You just chucked it all and you moved
out here?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. There's quite a few
famous people come out here to hide out

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the islands. This is Carol Burnett, Tom
Selleck, Jim Gomer Pyle, neighbors.

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There's me. That's all very good. Is
this where we're staying?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.
Number 12, the Lee Lee unit.

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Hey,

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you know, the Hawaiian language is so
beautiful and exotic.

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What do you mean?

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Roughly translated, um, twelve.

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Yeah, look, you're right on the beach,
too.

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Oh, that's great. That means we'll be
able to hear the ocean at night.

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Oh, no, sir, I'm afraid you won't. It's
pretty much drowned out by the Humpty

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Ice Machine.

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Hey, you know, this is nice, but I just
hope that we'll be able to have a

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traditional Thanksgiving.

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Oh, yeah, don't worry about that.

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We on the islands pride ourselves on our
traditional Thanksgiving dinner right

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down to the breaded shrimp poo -poo.

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Who the fuck?

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What?

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Where did you get that piece of sacred
lava?

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Oh, my mom found this when we went
walking on the beach. Hey, look.

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You gotta put that right back.

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You've disturbed the evil spirits.

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That's mooka mooka taboo.

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If you don't put that rock back exactly
where you found it.

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You all have unlimited bad luck.

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Seven years like when you break a
mirror? Seven years?

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That's a mere bag of puka shells.

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Oh, don't believe that, Hui.

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Oh, watch your language, please.

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Hui in Hawaiian means... I can't say it
in front of the Wahine.

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We're not going to have any bad luck
here in Hawaii.

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We'll have a great time.

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I've even forgotten about, uh, Tanya.

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Hi there.

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Is this a Lee, Lee? Lisa!

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I think something is terribly wrong.

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Of all the leaky, leaky units in all the
islands in the world, she has to walk

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into mine.

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I'll go see if there's another unit
available.

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Good idea.

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I'll be right there, honey.

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Honey?

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Eric!

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What are you doing here?

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What do you mean, what am I doing here?
This condo is half mine.

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Oh, didn't you think I'd be coming down
here? No, not since we broke up.

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let some jughead keep me from
diamondhead?

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Now I see why you were pumping me about
Tanya. So you could pick up the pieces

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of my life and frolic with them down
here in Hawaii.

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Oh, well, the whole island is booked for
the holidays. Wait a minute, Ray.

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You're the one that told me you kicked
Tanya to the curb. You kicked me to the

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what? Uh, uh, white line.

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Well,

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it would be nice if somebody told the
truth around here. And the truth is, we

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can't all stay here, but we're staying
here. You get my address? Oh, no, I

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think we...

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Hey!

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Ray, you guys are acting like teenagers.
What are we supposed to do?

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Well, uh, realize, uh, aloha and all
that jazz. Well, thank you, Gus, because

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they were just leaving. No, we're not
leaving.

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Uh, oh, yes, you are. I'd stay out of
this if I were you, Gus. Oh, no, I mean,

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they're leaving because the luau is
about to start.

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Come on.

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Come on, girls.

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Let's go.

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I'll try to be as civil as I... I can.

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Yes, I can be all I want.

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Frankie, they all must have gone to
Hawaii.

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I'm here all by myself.

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Who should I call?

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What are you talking about, Dial 911?

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I mean, should I have a full -out rave
with 200 people?

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Or just a little intimate get -together
with 40 of my closest friends?

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I mean, how often do you get 4 ,000
square feet all to yourself?

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I just heard three thumps outside.

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It's either a burglar or... I'll call
you back later.

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Who's there?

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Who's there?

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Oh, Roger, it's you.

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What are you doing here, Smitty?

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I knew these guys were out of town, so I
thought I'd bed down in the backyard.

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How come you don't bed down in your
usual place behind the mattress store?

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Well, all they throw out now is those
futons. My back can't take it.

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Well, you're welcome to stay here with
me.

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Just for the day. Then I got to be
moving on.

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Hey, it's Thanksgiving.

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And Mr. Campbell here, he say my door is
always open.

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Great. Hey, all right. Howard, come on
in.

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Hi.

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Hi. And then he say, Roger, I'm going to
kill you.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to
present to you the Mookie Mookie dancers

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who will perform for you some authentic
ancient hulas.

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Thank you, lady.

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Thank you very much.

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Now, don't get too close to those tiki
torches. I'm not insured.

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Tia, let's go get something to eat. Good
idea.

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Um, we'll be right back, Dad.

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Yeah, bye, Mom.

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Here's the pig, dude.

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Hi,

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guys. Hello.

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I hope you guys are twins.

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Otherwise, somebody spike the poi.

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We're twins, all right.

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I'm Tamara, and this is my sister, Tia.
Cool.

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I'm Baldwin. This is Barney. We're not
twins. We're just buds.

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So where are you lovely ladies from?

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Um, we're from Detroit.

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Ever visit the Chevy plant?

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You girls move it, please.

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We're missing a hula.

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Sorry. Well, we'll see you guys around.

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Yeah, I'll see you around.

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Even if I saw your sister instead of
you.

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It'll still be like being you around.

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Tia, those two guys seem like fun to
hang out with. What do you think? Well,

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bright spot is that eventually we will
be 5 ,000 miles away from them.

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That's the spirit.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Now, I'd like to slow down the pace just
a little bit because...

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No, it's not too good to be so active
after eating so much canned fresh pork.

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One, two, one, two, three.

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Yes, very uncomfortable.

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Well, not because you still have
feelings for Ray, I hope.

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No, but let me ask you this. Are you
sure you're over Lisa?

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I'd hate to think you arranged this
Hawaiian vacation so you could just run

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her accidentally on purpose.

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Don't be silly, baby.

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Get a little cool out here.

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Lisa, you can borrow my jacket. Oh,
thanks. Thank you, Terrence. You sure

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how to treat a woman.

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Now.

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That was awfully friendly.

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All right, now we would like some brave
volunteers to, you know, come on up here

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and look stupid doing a hula.

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How about you, sir? You want to come up
here and look stupid?

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I think you're pretty much cornered at
that market.

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can play this game.

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Looks like that Tanya's a

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high -strung girl.

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Her bark is much worse than her bite.

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We'll make up later.

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Man, Tanya packs a wallop.

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Don't look at me.

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I never expected to see her again.

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Much less on the arm of my best friend.
Oh, hold it, Ray. That is not my fault.

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And you wouldn't have seen her on my arm
at all if you hadn't been honest about

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Hawaii. Honest about Hawaii? Yeah. I was
wondering why you were so interested in

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what I'm doing on my holidays.

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Well, you told me that you were going to
spend...

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Thanksgiving with your family.

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I don't think I fell for that one.

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Boy, Tim, you never really know a man
until you got bad down with him.

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Will I please have some more blanket?

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Gosh,

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this is pretty weird. I mean, Mom's ex
-boyfriend and your dad's ex -girlfriend

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showing up? We're not in Hawaii. We're
in the middle of Melrose Place.

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Let them fight it out. We gotta start
having that fun our friends at home are

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jealous about us having.

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barney and baldwin see there they

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are who thought that rock was bad luck
huh i guess the quality of luck is in

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eye of the beholder hey dude don't
bogart the zinc oxide hi guys remember

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us either you're those twins from last
night or there's four girls who look

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you walking around

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You righteous babes, sir?

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No, not really. You know, there aren't
too many bodacious waves on the Detroit

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River. But we can learn.

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Cool.

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Hey,

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Crystal. Hi, Tiffany.

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You righteous babes ready?

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Yeah, sure.

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We're the righteous babes he's talking
to. Yeah, we're ready. All right, let's

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go.

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only shined us on.

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We simply have to get them to pay
attention to us.

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How?

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Don't you know this is really stupid?

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Pretending that we're stranded so some
guys can come rescue us?

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I could be home having Thanksgiving
dinner with Roger.

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Hey, where's the TV?

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Hey, where's everything?