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Tomorrow we're taking an exam for our
driver's permit.

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Even though it's only a permit, it's the
first step to freedom. I mean, when

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we're able to drive, we'll be able to go
anywhere we want to go. Yeah.

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Where do we want to go?

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Anywhere. We can drive to Hawaii.

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I ain't terrible.

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I'll get it.

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No, no, no.

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Don't get up.

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Please, please, allow me.

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Oh, is that the doorbell?

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What's up, Mr. Campbell?

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Oh, I don't know, Roger.

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How would you feel living with three
females?

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Don't mess with my head, man.

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What do you want, Roger?

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Well, your new books are here, so I
thought I'd deliver them to you

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Great, I've been waiting for them.

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So what's in it for you?

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Hopefully a peek at the twins.

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They're taking the test for their
driving permits.

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Oh, hurt me.

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Tea and tamera on wheels?

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That's a lethal combination.

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You know, Ray... Go home, Roger, and
don't call me Ray. It's customary to tip

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the guy who delivers your books. Really?

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It's true!

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Finally here. I can't wait.

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When the Victoria's Secret catalog
comes, I'm gonna have to hold you down.

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I took out an ad for Ray's limousine
service.

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I'm anxious to see it.

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Did the Victoria's Secret catalog come?

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Come on, Ray. Let's see the ad.

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Yeah, yeah. Let's see. Where is it? Oh,
there's a bullet limo, a speedy limo,

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slow but thuddy limo. I like that. It's
going to do well.

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Where's mine?

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Ray, this is your address and phone
number.

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Oh, there's your picture up in the
corner.

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Oh, that wink's a nice touch.

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That can't be me.

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Wait a minute. This is all wrong.

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I don't own that gay limousine service.

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What is me?

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That wink takes on a whole new meaning.

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I spent years billing up the Ray
limousine service, not that gay

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service. Oh, well, Ray, this is a simple
mistake. They just dropped the

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apostrophe and the F, changed the R to a
G.

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Okay, somebody's got it in for you.

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I'm calling them up right now and
demanding that they get this straight.

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Correct it.

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Mother's reading this.

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Was he domineering?

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We did it! We did it! We got her driving
for me! Oh, congratulations!

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I'm so proud of you!

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This is a big day in your lives. We
should celebrate.

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Great. Let's go drive.

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Right now?

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In a car? With you?

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Well, I was thinking more like we stay
home and have some ice cream.

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Come on, Dad. We have to drive with
someone over 25.

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Well, that leaves me out.

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I don't want anything to happen to my
baby.

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Aw, thanks, Dad.

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I meant my Bieber.

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But you too, honey.

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Come on, Ray. There's nothing to worry
about. These girls can do anything.

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Yeah. All right, all right. Up, but
first, we must have the traditional

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of the spare key from father to
daughter.

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All right, here you have your Swiss Army
knife, your mini flashlight, your mace,

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your alarm, and your pepper spray.

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Dad, where's the key?

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Oh, yeah.

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I'll get one made.

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Here you go, Tia.

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If you squeeze a little murk, his eyes
bug out and he burps.

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I'll stand

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back.

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You may now approach the vehicle.

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You may now enter the vehicle.

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Okay, I lift, you pull.

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Okay,

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when

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you get behind the wheel...

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So buckle up.

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Okay, bungee up.

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Hands at ten and two.

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Now, what's the first thing you do? Find
a good radio station.

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No, check the mirror.

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Check your mirror.

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Make sure your makeup's cool. You never
know who you're meeting.

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Put it in gear.

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limit here is 30 miles an hour.

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How am I doing, Mom?

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You could go 27 miles an hour faster.

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Go ahead.

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You can do it, baby.

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The light is your friend.

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All the same to you. Watch your nose.
Don't just stick your mouth.

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You did good, baby.

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Always keep your concentration.

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Yellow.

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It's for you.

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Hey! Yeah, I'm driving!

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Keep your eyes on the road!

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Oh, you're at the mall?

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Oh, sure, I can pick you up.

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yelling at innocent pedestrians.

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Sure, take their side.

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And in the future, when I say left, I
mean left. You said left, and I said

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and you said right.

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I meant right, go left.

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How was I supposed to know that?

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I think driving on someone's lawn was a
clue.

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I'm going upstairs to do my homework.

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You just do that.

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And I'm not coming down till it's done.

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Well, I could care.

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Okay.

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I'm not talking to you. Tia, Tia, when
are you going to start not talking to

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I can't tell you because I'm not talking
to you.

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Oh, Miss Thing.

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Pretty scary, huh?

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Ray, for 30 seconds today, I was white.

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Ray, what are you doing?

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Her driving drove me to drink.

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Ray, drinking is no way to deal with
your problems.

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And if you're going to drink, you
shouldn't be doing it alone.

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Bourbon neat.

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This is supposed to be a wonderful
bonding experience.

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Tear bonded with a mailbox.

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Really? Mm -hmm. Don't worry. I left a
note in that door.

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Oh, that was very responsible of you,
Lee.

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I knew you'd feel that way. That's why I
signed your name.

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I didn't have this problem when I
learned how to drive.

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Oh, me either.

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It was fun.

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My boyfriend, LeBron... Hutt taught me
to drive.

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We spent hours in his car.

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Must have been tough learning how to
drive in the back seat.

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Oh, that guy could really handle the
curves along the Lisa Landry Expressway.

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Lisa, please, I'm getting car sick.

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So, Ray, who taught you how to drive?

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Uh, my grandma.

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Oh, that explains why you drive like old
Betty.

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Excuse me?

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My grandmother was a wonderful driver.

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Ah, she had reflexes like a cat.

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She could catch line drives at the
baseball game.

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Used to play dodgeball with all us kids.
Well, up until she broke a hip.

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Ah, she was some kind of woman.

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God, I miss her.

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Ray, Ray, Ray, I think you had enough.

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You know, Lisa, you look kind of cute.

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I have had enough.

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You know, Ray, maybe we had some
different experiences in high school.

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I had a good time, and you played ball
with Grandma.

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But we had one thing in common.

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Neither of our parents taught us how to
drive.

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Yeah, you're right.

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That's what we're going to have to do,
don't you?

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Ray, I have no idea where LeBron Hunt is
and Grandma is dead.

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No, Lisa. What I think we have to do is
I teach Tia, and you teach Tamara.

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Oh, no, listen, Ray, I got a better
idea.

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You teach the both of them and I'll stay
home and pray.

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Come on, Lisa, we'll go out and we'll
find a big empty parking lot.

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It'll be early in the morning, no other
cars around.

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Or mailboxes.

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Completely controlled situation.

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away from the car.

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Stay a world away.

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Mom! Dad!

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Mom! Dad!

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Dad, are you alright?

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Hey, are you okay? Is my baby okay?

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I'm fine, Mom. Dad!

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I'm alright. How about you? I'm okay. It
was all Tia's fault.

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My door's jammed.

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I can't get out. Oh, Ray, I wish I had
the joys of life.

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You do. I've seen you eat.

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Ray, do the words up ahead mean anything
to you?

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Please, if you'll help me, please get
the door open. Yeah, yeah, all right.

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on, girls.

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Now, now, you lift, I'll pull.

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It's just like my car.

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Oh,

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my baby.

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I'm really sorry about your car, Dad.

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No, I meant you.

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Mom, maybe I wasn't ready to drive. Oh,
no, no, no, honey. You were doing great.

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Anyone hurt here?

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No, we're all fine, officer.

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I'm hurt.

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What happened?

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When I heard the crash, I spun around
really fast, and I got whiplash all up

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my neck.

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You're an idiot.

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Okay, thanks. Bye.

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So, what happened?

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I hit the brake, and I hit the gas, and
I hit my head.

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Let me explain. You see, we were
teaching our daughters to drive.

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So you're married?

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Please! This has been rough enough.

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Officer, I think we'll be fine if you
could just call us a tow truck. Sure, no

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problem.

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Say, haven't I seen you before?

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Uh, no, I try to stay two steps ahead of
the law.

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No, I know.

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You're the gay limousine guy.

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Wait for him, Ray.

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We'll see.

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Look, do you give cops a discount?

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My significant other and I need a limo
for the gay policeman's ball.

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Uh, sure, yeah.

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I think it's great that you have such a
liberal attitude.

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Well, I pride myself on being an open
-minded guy, able to see everyone's

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of view, make no judgments.

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Why don't you bring a date? I'm busy.

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People, people!

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Rocketburger employee does not sit on
his butt.

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Rocketburger employee has a rocket
strapped to his butt.

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That wasn't in the manual.

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Come on, Steve. Tears a little shook up.

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I was trying to do a car accident.

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Well, it'll show that I'm a caring
employer.

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I'll give you a few minutes to get your
life together.

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That's really sensitive of you, Steve.

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Excuse me, Denise, but were you in an
accident?

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Well, once when I was five years old, I
was jumping on the bed... You out!

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Look at my hands. They're shaking.

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Ooh, I like your nail polish.

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Tamara, what if there's another
accident?

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Tia, there won't be. I don't think I
ever want to drive again.

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You've got to be kidding.

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No, I quit right now, but I keep hearing
my mother's voice. You could do it,

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baby. You could do it, baby.

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Tamara, I heard about the accident. I
rushed over as soon as I could. I'm here

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to offer medical attention.

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I'm fine, Roger.

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Are you sure you don't need any CPR?

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No. Mouth -to -mouth resuscitation?

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No, Roger.

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Uh -huh.

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Go away, Roger.

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Tia, I rushed over as soon as I could.
Stripped to the waist.

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Be perfect.

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You're driving better, baby.

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Really, Dad?

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Of course.

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Would I lie to my daughter?

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What's the matter, Ray? I just lied to
my daughter.

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Oh, Ray, your service called.

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You've got a booking for a wedding on
Saturday.

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Oh, who's the lucky couple?

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Jeff and Scott.

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You know, I was a bit resistant to all
of this at first, but these guys are big

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tippers, and they're really tidy.

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Fine. Where's Tamera? Oh, she's
upstairs. We were out driving.

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Mom, do you mind if we wait a while
before we go out driving again?

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Oh, no. Of course not, honey. You take
all the time you want.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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What's the matter?

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Nothing. I just thought you would say,
you can do it, baby.

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Oh, well, you can do it, baby.

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Maybe later.

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Maybe later.

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So what's going on?

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What do you mean?

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Well, you know, you're usually very
encouraging. More than encouraging.

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Pushy.

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Wait, she's not ready to go back out
there yet. She was in an accident.

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Oh, come on, Leah. It was no big deal.

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No big deal. It was a head -on
collision. It was flames twisted still.

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Oh, the humanity.

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Sounds like you and Tia have a problem.

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There is no problem. I don't have a
problem, and my daughter definitely

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have a problem.

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Come on, honey.

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You sure you don't want to drive?

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I still don't think I'm ready, Mom.

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Just let me settle down with my husband
and raise a family.

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Once my kids are in school, we'll talk
about it. I promise.

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Mom, we're not moving.

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Mom, why aren't you driving?

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I can't anymore.

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I've been driving you my whole life.

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It's time for me to pocket.

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I ain't had no life, but don't you worry
about me.

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But, but mom, what's going to happen to
me and the kids?

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What am I going to do? I can't drive.

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I thought about that, baby girl.

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What's this?

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A laminated bus pad.

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Good luck.

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Oh, come on, baby. That's not such a bad
dream.

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You got old and gray and shriveled up
and died.

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Bad dream, bad dream.

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Mom, I don't want you to waste your
life.

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It made me realize that I'm ready to get
back out there.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Maybe over the weekend.

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No, let's do it now.

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00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,720
Now, now?

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00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:44,360
Come on. There's no time like the
present. You're always telling me that.

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I was talking about cleaning your room.

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always pushing me to do things.

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And you've always been so confident in
me.

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Well, yes and no.

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Mom, what are you talking about?

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When I was only five, you let me walk
with the neighborhood kids to

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kindergarten.

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I followed you the whole way there and
back, going tree to tree.

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You did?

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Like a dog.

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00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:15,460
Well, how about when you bought me my
first bike and you let me ride around

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block at night?

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Tree to tree.

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How about my first date? Tree to tree?

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Oh, no.

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Shrub to shrub.

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So you never had any confidence in me?
Oh, no, now, baby, that's not true.

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00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,700
I was just overprotective of you. But I
didn't want you to think that, so I

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acted like I was confident in you.

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00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:38,120
So you won't take me driving because
you're overprotective?

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00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:39,340
Oh, no.

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00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,419
Because you're not confident?

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00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,960
No. Well, what are you saying?

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00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,160
I'm scared.

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00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,060
You're scared of me?

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00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,500
Oh, no, I'm...

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00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,040
I'm scared of the situation.

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00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,860
Honey, in the past, I was always able to
protect you.

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00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:57,120
But now you be in the car and all those
other drivers are out there. What do you

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00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,120
want me to do, not drive?

335
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,440
Why don't you do that for me?

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00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,600
Mom, you always taught me to face my
fears head on.

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00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,320
It's an unfortunate choice of words.

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00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,760
But in this case, I probably should take
my own advice, huh?

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00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:15,600
If you ever want me to trust you again.

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00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,280
You're a tough girl.

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00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,520
You taught me to be.

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00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,520
Come on, Tia.

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00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:25,880
Let's hit it.

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00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,280
Another bad choice of words.

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00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,380
You're doing fine.

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00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:36,460
I'm confident.

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00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,600
voice sounds familiar.

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00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,660
LeBron?

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00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,920
LeBron, huh?

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00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:08,420
Oh my, after all these years.

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00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:13,180
This is Lisa Landry. You know, Moanin'
Lisa.

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00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,120
Yeah.

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00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,320
Oh, I'm fine.

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00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,980
I was just talking about how you taught
me how to drive.

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00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:24,000
Yeah, we were never in neutral.

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00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,120
You want the gay limousine service?