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Welcome to Suits City. We've got black
suits. We've got gray suits. We've got

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blue suits. We've got Italian suits.
We've got double -pressed suits. If you

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need a plumber, I'm a plumber.

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That's Jack Plumber, the plumber.

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Hey, this is my hair.

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I used to be bald, but now I'm not.

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It isn't a wig. It isn't a weave.

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It's not even a spray.

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Here comes the king!

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Wow! It's the best red king!

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So what do you think?

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Primal.

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And your head's kind of a weird shape
for a crown.

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You really want to make a commercial
like this?

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No, no, no.

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My commercials are going to be much
better than this. This is just so we get

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some ideas.

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You really think I have a weird shape
head?

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Dad, is this going to take much longer?

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No, no, just hang in there. I just have
a few more.

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If I'm as naked as the tread on your old
tires, then you need...

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My commercials would be classier, more
sophisticated.

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Please.

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You need Ray, you need Ray, you need
Ray.

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You need help, you need help, you need
help.

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So, how many cookies do you think you
can fit in your mouth?

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That's the stupidest question.

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Regular or double stuffed?

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Carol, listen to this.

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Yes?

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Come on, quit fooling around.

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I need a slogan. Something with pizzazz.

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I'm torn between drive with Ray or ride
with Ray.

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Ride with Ray. Drive with Ray. Which
one?

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Dad, forget the slogan for now. You need
to focus on talent.

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And where are loaded with talent?

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Twin talent. If that's too gimmicky, you
can just use me.

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Hey, you're nothing without me.

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You see? Careful. Neither one of you are
getting into the show.

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Mr. Campbell, I just wanted to let you
know that the camera has two inches to

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height.

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Look, I appreciate everyone's
enthusiasm, but I'm going with big

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Really? Who?

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Uh, Denzel, Whitney.

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You can get them?

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They're look -alikes.

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You know, a lot of people say I'm the
spitting image of Prince.

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Yeah, Princey, Princey, Princey,
Princey.

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Quit dogging me, girl.

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Hello?

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Yeah.

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Janet Jackson look -alike?

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Eddie Murphy?

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Great.

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Put an offer out to both of them. See
which one bites.

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How much?

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Hey, I can get Prince for free.

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Who said anything about free?

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Take it or leave it. Okay, but I want a
trailer with a hot tub.

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Anything else, Roger?

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Can you put a girl in the hot tub?

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Go home, Roger.

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Girls, I'm going to make you start.

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Thanks, Ray.

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Dad, I'm so glad you're cheap.

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I can't talk.

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There are still miracles.

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Oh, my baby, my baby.

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Your mom almost died today.

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I thought I'd never see you again. Come
to my bosom, baby.

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Oh, my dear, dear. Oh,

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Harry.

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What? What happened?

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It's a long story. I'll start at the
beginning.

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What happened? I can't talk.

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My lunch with Terrence almost turned out
to be my last supper. I mean, one

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minute you're sitting there enjoying a
double -cut pork chop, and the next

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minute you gasp for your last breath.

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You almost choked?

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No, it was the lady sitting behind me.

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Why was she eating your pork chop?

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There'll be a question and answer period
afterward.

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Before the lunch started, I was so
romantic.

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Terrence and I couldn't take our eyes
off each other.

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Then, suddenly, a woman at a table
behind us started to choke.

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Of course, I was the first to notice.

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I was so proud of Terrence. He was using
all his manly strength.

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He applied the Heimlich maneuver.

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Of course, I was ready to jump out of my
chair to assist when Terrence's efforts

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finally paid off.

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The pork chop bone came flying out of
the woman's mouth and whacked me in the

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head. I was knocked out cold and fell
face down in my soup. I was drowning.

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Poor Terrence.

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He must have been terrified watching the
woman of his dreams lying lifeless in a

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sea of minestrone.

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It gets kind of fuzzy after that.

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It was the most terrifying experience of
my life.

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Oh,

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this is funny to you. I amuse you. I'm a
clown.

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I know it's very serious, but this is
the first time I've ever heard of...

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by soup.

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Oh, Mom, I'm really glad you're okay.

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Oh, honey.

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I can't believe it.

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I think I saw the light.

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It was silver and shining.

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Maybe it was your spoon.

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Radon mocked in there, Dad.

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Everything was all jumbled up. You know,
I tell you, I'm still shaking.

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Maybe you should go and rest. Yeah, I'm
going to crawl into bed for a week.

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Oh, I just can't keep my mind off the
experience. I can't think of anything

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else. Well, that's too bad, because we
were all talking about being in the

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commercial tomorrow.

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Where's my squid?

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No, no, no, no, I can't, I can't.

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I'm tangled with the Grim Reaper. I need
to reflect.

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I need to find meaning in it all.

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Come on, Lisa, aren't you being a little
dramatic?

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No, no.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I want to be
alone.

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Hello. I'm Lenny, the director.

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But feel free to just call me Lenny.

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Okay, Lenny.

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Look, I don't know about all this. Don't
you think this looks a little tacky?

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No. No, no, no, no. Your majesty.

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Ray,

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just trust me. You're gonna love it.
Wait till you see your queen.

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Oh, I have a queen? Uh -huh.

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Here she is.

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You're the wise, Ray.

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Don't get involved with your leading
lady.

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Lenny. I'm a respected businessman.

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I will not have a pig for a queen.

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Ray, we're up against the clock here.
You got any better ideas?

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Yeah. Another director.

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Dump the queen. Good instincts, Ray.
We'll put her in the background.

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Fix his crown. He's got a weird -shaped
head.

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I hate this.

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I love this.

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You know, I've always thought of myself
as a princess.

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Billy! Get your big pink butt over
there.

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You don't have to yell at him.

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Hey, I've spent my whole life with pigs.

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What a surprise.

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He looks hungry.

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He works better that way.

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Move it, you worthless piece of pork!

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Poor Billy.

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For two.

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Any down for me? Any cherry? Excuse me,
fluke boy.

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Take off those pants.

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Now that's entertainment.

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I feel naked.

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Ah, me lady.

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Um, Dad.

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Girls, don't be nervous.

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You'll do just fine. Follow my lead.

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Did I say hummus? Hi.

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Welcome to... Lime?

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Hi.

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You don't have to do it like that. You
just do it like that.

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Ray's Limo, take 49.

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Welcome to Ray's Limo, where everyone is
treated like...

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made her want to clean her slate, make
amends, and apologize to anybody she had

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ever wronged.

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Louie, I know it was just a blind date,
but when I opened the door, I shouldn't

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have said, I wish I were blind.

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That was cold.

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Sorry, Sylvia, for not stopping that
ugly rumor about you.

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Oh, I'm sorry for starting it, too.

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Jenny, sorry I was mean to you.

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Robert. Sorry I lied.

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Patty, sorry I was rude to you.

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IRS?

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Never mind.

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Thanks for understanding.

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Bye.

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Feels good to have a clean plate.

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You stupid pig.

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Get in your cage.

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Come on.

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Ow!

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You bit me for the last time.

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Consider yourself honey -baked.

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Do you think she'd really do that?

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She'd be the first one at the table.

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And the last.

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of the King of Ring.

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My coach awaits you.

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Cut!

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Maybe I should do it again. No.

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Ray, there's no way you could be any
better.

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Thanks. Yo, King Ray, the girls wanted
me to tell you that they got a little

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tired, so I took the bus home.

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Oh, that's okay.

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And Roger, I want to thank you for
hanging in there with me to the end. It

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a lot to me.

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I'm here for you, man.

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Hey, Roger, my ride's finally here.

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Thanks for waiting with me.

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That's my Guinevere.

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You need a ride?

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Yeah.

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You know, I resisted these sites at
first, but they said to be working for

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Hey, people, that's a wrap. Let's go.

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Look, it was a pleasure working with all
of you, and I want to thank you for

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your hard work and for pitching.

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Yeah, yeah, thank you.

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Billy's gone.

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Billy's gone.

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So, Billy's gone.

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Hey, don't worry.

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How far can a pig go, huh?

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What do you say we look for this pig?

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You're safe with us, Billy.

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or something else right now all we have
to do is hide them from our parents

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Oh, Heavenly Father, I come to you lost
and bewildered.

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Dear Jesus, I lift up my soul and seek
thy guidance.

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Why me?

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Why little Stoney? Why the ceiling fan?
Why, Lord? Why? Why?

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You okay?

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Why?

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I mean... Hi, Father.

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Well, hello.

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Haven't seen you for a while.

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I know, I know.

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But I've been doing a lot of independent
praying. Kind of freelance thing.

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But recently?

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Two near -death experiences.

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Two?

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I'll just step over here.

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Huh? Just a little church humor.

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Well, thanks, Father, but you can save
those jokes for bingo night.

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I don't understand it.

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You know, sometimes the Lord just wants
to get our attention.

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I just keep asking myself, why is the
Lord trying to get rid of me?

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Well, did you ever think perhaps...

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God is the one sparing you?

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I like that.

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What's the catch?

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Well, maybe God has a purpose for you.

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Could be your work he hasn't done.

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My work?

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Hmm. Hey, I could see myself a
missionary type.

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So like a Mother Teresa.

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Because that robe may not work out with
my figure. I mean, that sass would just

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cut me in half.

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You just... Listen to the Lord's voice.
Who knows what little miracles he has in

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store for you.

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Hmm.

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Maybe I could lose cash.

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You know, Billy, I find if we accentuate
your cheekbones, you'll make your snout

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look smaller.

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Mayor, what are we going to do?

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I mean, we can't keep hiding them.

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Don't panic. We have enough time to
figure it out.

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It was so spiritual, I had forgotten how
much... This place looks like a pigsty.

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Oh, Lisa, um, you're a guest in our
room. Let me get this. Tamara, chill,

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I got it.

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Anyway, I'm just trying to, you know,
still piece everything together.

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You know, maybe somebody needs my help
or something. I just need some kind of

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sign.

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This is getting weird.

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Uh -oh! That's a pig!

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That's a pig!

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That's a pig!

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Well, you're right.

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Mom, Billy was in a commercial with us.

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Girls, you don't bring home a side of
pork unless it's wrapped in butcher

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to rescue him. Oh, Ray is going to hit
the roof. He's going to make a whole new

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hole in the ozone layer. Dad doesn't
need to know.

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You said we were supposed to help
somebody.

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But I'm thinking of the little old lady,
made in there with a heart condition.

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Mom, this could be all part of a bigger
plan.

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Think about it.

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You were hit by a pork chop, and this
pig doesn't want to be a pork chop. It's

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like the cycle of life.

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What are you looking at?

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I bet she says that to all the girls.
No, just you.

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Hmm.

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So you my little mission, huh?

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You my mission?

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Well, we'll have to start somewhere.

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Now, Billy, first thing in the morning,
we're going to find you a brand -new

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home. Maybe they got a shelter for
battered pigs.

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Mom, you have to admit, I mean, he's
awfully cute. Oh, yeah, he's a

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heartbreaker.

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This little piggy went to market.

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This little piggy stayed home.

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This little piggy got wee -wee -wee.
Now, watch.

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Watch your gutter now. Now, that's just
a little rhyme.

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You better hurry up, because Ray will be
home in any minute.

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Yeah, last thing you need to find is a
pig in the kitchen.

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It's so traumatic.

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Excuse me?

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I'm the one who woke up with a pig in
his bedroom?

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I think I'll leave that one alone.

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Where's that animal trainer?

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Dad, I can't believe you turned Billy
in.

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You can't go around stealing other
people's animals.

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Oh, he's not just an animal.

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Ray, the pig is the smartest animal.
He's the king of the jungle.

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That's a lion!

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Well, the pig is the power behind the
throne.

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Where's the miller tonight?

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Well, there you go.

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Look, I'm sorry. This whole thing was a
complete... Give me my pig.

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Oh,

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she is scary.

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Wait till I get you home.

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Come on.

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Let's go.

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Let's go.

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She's hurting him.

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Now, now, now, now. Now, maybe we can
just work something out here. Now, why

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don't you come on in and just take off
your coat.

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Oh, no, maybe you should keep this on.

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Come on, pig. He doesn't want to go.

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Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute. Now, I've been doing a

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of talking to my maker, and I have
finally come to realize... We should

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appreciate all life, whether you're a
mother or a daughter or a father or a

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or... Well, we'll get back to you later.

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You're all here for a purpose. And maybe
that purpose is to protect and care for

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all God's creatures.

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You're not going to sing, are you?

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Go with Billy.

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Ray. Ray, do something. Ray, please. You
can't let her take him. All right, all

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right. How much for the pig?

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$1 ,000.

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So long, Corky.

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Pay a rate, please.

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I'm on a mission here.

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Why is your mission costing me money?

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I'm a non -profit organization.

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Bottom line, $200.

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He's all yours.

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Bottom, bottom line, $150.

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Make that grin off your face.

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Oh, I can't. Oh, Ray, you have done a
good thing.

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00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:36,060
Well, I guess protecting the life of
this poor defenseless animal is, well,

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important than money.

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Nice wallet.

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Ah, pigskin.

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Don't you girls ever do anything like
this again? We won't.

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Oh, he's all ours.

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00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:52,660
Now what are we going to do with him?

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I think Billy's really going to like it
here.

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00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,880
I miss him already.

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00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,320
As pigs go, I guess he was okay.

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One of a kind.

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Bye, Billy.

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Oh, wait a minute.

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Billy, Billy. Which one is Billy? Billy?

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Says our Billy.

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I just wanted to tell you to have a good
life and you party till the cows come

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home.

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00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,430
Helping you has really helped me.

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00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:28,490
And I don't really have anything else to
say except for... That's all, folks.

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We'll come visit.

360
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,570
I really appreciate this, Dad.

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00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:34,010
Well, I'm glad I could do it.

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Bill, we'll keep in touch.

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I'm talking to a pig. I can't believe
it.

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I can't wait to see it. Me too. They
said they added some really great

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effects. They can make you look very
good, you know.

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Here you go, pookie -poo.

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Thank you, Tiger.

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00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:06,100
Hey, hey, hey, this isn't a drive -in.

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It's on.

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00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:08,980
It's us.

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Oh, my baby's on TV.

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Oh, girls, you look beautiful.

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00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,760
Hey, where's the jester?

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00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:19,540
Maybe they had to make a few cuts for
time.

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00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,340
Well, I would have trimmed the cane.

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00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,100
Well, this looks great, Ray, but when do
you speak?

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00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,440
Well, maybe they're saving me for the
grand finale.

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