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Oh, do you look? Here's one. It says,
Advertising agency seeks a person with

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artistic ability.

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I've got that. Good communication
skills. Got that.

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And a master's degree in business.

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I was so close.

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In high school, there are two important
things a girl needs. A boyfriend and

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money. We have neither.

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Do you have to tell them everything?

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Unfortunately, an allowance just isn't
enough.

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And when you run out, you get the
lecture. I hate the lecture. My dad

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says, You have to learn the value of
money, young lady. It doesn't grow on

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trees.

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And my mom?

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Honey, in my day, all I got was a
dollar. But I worked that dollar. Child,

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squeezed that George Washington so hard,
Martha got jealous.

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So we decided the best way for us to get
money was to get a job. We'll work on

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the boyfriend thing later. And that's
the biggest news in our lives right now.

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Oh, yeah, and one more thing.

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My little cousin Taj is staying with us
for a couple of weeks while his folks

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are on a cruise. And, of course, we're
trying to make him feel like he's right

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at home.

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Tia and Tamara, here's your laundry.

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And I put it to soften it just the way
you like it.

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Oh, thanks, Taj, but this laundry's too
heavy for you to carry by yourself.

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Yeah, next time, make two -trick.

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Good idea.

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Isn't he cute?

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We'll see you next time.

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You know,

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Taj, you shouldn't let the girls take
advantage of you. You're a guest in this

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house. You understand?

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Yes, Aunt Lisa.

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Good. Now go get me some iced tea.

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Lisa, we finally found the perfect job.
Fun -seeking females needed for

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telephone service

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have a pleasant voice.

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Hello.

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And a special appreciation for the
opposite sex.

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Goodbye.

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What's the matter? Well, look at the
number.

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1 -900 -HORNY.

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Oh.

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Ew.

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Hi, everybody.

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We're looking for a job.

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I'm fine, thank you.

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Do you know anybody who's hiring?

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Because you really don't have time for
jobs.

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You have your studies, your homework,
your chores. Lisa, do you know anybody?

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You know, if we earned our own money,
we'd be more independent.

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Yeah, and we'd be able to buy you guys
great gifts.

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Ooh, imagine that, Ray.

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Furs, jewels, cars.

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It may be a nice time for you.

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I think you're too young for jobs.

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Everybody always says we're too young.

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I got the same problem.

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Just give it now.

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You know we're going to wear you down
eventually.

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Okay, okay.

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Maybe girls could use a little
responsibility, a little independence.

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Thanks, Dad.

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You can come work for me.

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You?

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Oh, come on, Ray. These girls don't want
to work for you. The people that work

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for you don't want to work for you.

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That is not true.

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Is it?

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You?

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Yeah, we're going to have a lot of fun
working together.

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It's tough finding a good job out there.

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Dad, give us a little credit.

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Yeah, we're bright. We're capable.

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And we can get a job on our own.

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Thanks for the job.

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And thanks for not laughing at us when
we came crawling back.

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Oh, you'll see. It's going to be great.

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All righty.

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Out here we have the heart of the whole
limo operation.

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It's an alley.

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Yeah, but it's my alley.

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That's where we keep our hoses.

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Soap. These are the sponges. And over
here we have the towels.

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You better write this down.

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Dad, isn't there something else we could
do, like run the front office?

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You wouldn't want special treatment,
would you?

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Yeah.

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Let me introduce you to some of the
guys.

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I hope they're cute.

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Slim, Ernie, this is my daughter Tamara
and her sister Tia. They're going to be

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working with us. Well, nice to meet you,
girls.

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Same here.

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Hey there, Tamara.

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I got your nose.

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guys working here? Yeah, who still eat
solid food.

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Yeah, well, there's Skippy here.

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Skippy!

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These are my girls.

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No,

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no, no. They'll be working here after
school.

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Well,

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enough of this chit -chat.

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Skippy, you want to put this part away
so all the girls are here?

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And tell the other guys to watch the
language.

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I can't believe it. My little girl
working side by side with me.

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Wasn't so long ago I was changing her
diapers.

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Dad?

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It's okay.

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Skippy still wears her diaper.

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I told you this place was going to be
fun.

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I need help. I've been telling you that
for years.

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I was wondering if I could borrow some
big sparkly earrings.

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You want some high heels to go with
them?

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They got to be round and hanging with
diamonds.

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Roger, what are you up to?

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Well, there's this girl at school, Tyra.
You know, she's more than a girl. She's

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a goddess.

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Two of us living in the same city.

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Hard to believe.

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So what's the problem?

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Well, I gave Tyra my mom's diamond
earrings.

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What? Are you crazy?

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I thought they were just cheap costume
jewelry. Kind of like the stuff you

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Well, I don't have a chump like you to
give me the good stuff.

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Yeah, I am a chump.

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See, my mom wants to wear them for their
12th anniversary, which is strange,

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seeing as I'm 14.

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Now, listen, you've got to march right
up to your little fatal distraction and

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get your jewels.

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That's going to be hard. I mean, Tyra
wears them every day. It's almost like

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we're going steady.

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Except no kissing, no dating, and no
talking.

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You know what your problem is?

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It's that classic struggle between the
woman you love and your mother.

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Huh?

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I want Tricky Lake.

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Roger, you know what you got to do.

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Get rid of my mother?

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No. You got to march right up to that
little tart and just tell her. But I

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can't. Just be brave, Roger.

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Now, you can do it. But you are tough.

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You are aggressive.

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You're the man. You are Roger.

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Yeah, I am, huh?

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He's a dead man.

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Tag is towed.

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We struggled working at my dad's limo
service for over a month. It was a week.

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Felt like a year. Yeah.

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We even started to understand what
Skippy's grunts meant.

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Scary.

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You know, working for your parents is
really lame. But it was the money and

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experience and, uh... Did we mention the
money?

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Anyway, we were determined to make it
work. And Dad says... If life gives you

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lemon, find a lobster to squeeze it on.

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So we worked harder than we ever had
before.

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Ah, ah, ah.

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You missed the spot.

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Remember, if it's not clean, I get mean.

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We learned the precision archivology
telling.

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We bonded to a Skippy, Slim, and Ernie.

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And we tried to keep a positive
attitude.

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A one job, girl.

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Great having you here.

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Can we have a raise?

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No, but you can go to lunch.

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Right after you wash the...

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Oh,

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man, I just...

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Do you

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smell

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that?

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We smell like turtle wax.

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You know, what's with this line? It's
hardly moving.

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Hey, yo, working women here on lunch.

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Look at that counter girl flirting with
that guy.

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You know, she had... to give out fries
with that shake.

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Well, actually, he is cute.

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Yeah, and so is he.

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And so is he.

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And so is he. See ya. Check out that guy
behind us.

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He smiled at me.

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Hey. Hi.

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You smell sort of wax?

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I hate our job.

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No, I wish we worked here.

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What is taking so long? Let's go. Let's
go.

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Sorry about the wait.

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What wait?

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See, I'm a little short -handed.

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What's the problem?

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Well, you see, I had to let go a couple
of my employees because they were

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stealing.

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Great.

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Excuse me?

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No, no, no. It's just that we're looking
for a job. We are. Tia, keep up.

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Well, do you have any experience in food
service?

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No, but we always wash our hands after
going to the bathroom.

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It's the law.

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Would you excuse us for one second?

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What are you doing? We have a job.

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Tia, look at these guys here.

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Now picture Ernie, Slim, and Skippy.

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You know, we're very responsible.

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And we'd be here early. We'll even stay
after the place closes.

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Why would you want to do that?

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Basically because we're idiots.

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Oh, sounds like you'll fit right in.

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I don't know what it is, but I feel like
taking a chance.

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Don't fight the feeling.

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All right, then. Why don't you guys come
on back and we'll get the paperwork

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started. Thanks.

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Yes! We have a job! We have a job! We
have paperwork!

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I mean, how are we going to tell Ray?

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Oh, don't worry.

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My dad won't care.

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sign, but we still hated the job. But
before we could quit, my dad said the

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worst possible thing.

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I really love having you girls here. You
are the sunshine of my alley.

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Yeah.

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That's such a responsibility.

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And there was only one answer.

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Unfortunately, we didn't know what it
was. So while we were trying to figure

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out, we had to be in two places at once.

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Twins can do that, you know.

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But not very well.

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Tia? That's me.

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Where's Tamara?

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I'm with a trainer on the fry machine.

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She's back in the meat locker.

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I'm sure she'll be... Wait a minute. Is
that guy still in ketchup?

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Where?

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Hey, wait a minute.

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Ketchup's free.

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Oh, boy, is it cold in that meat locker.

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You know, you can hang meat in there.

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Tamara? That's me, Tamara.

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Well, now where did Tia go?

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Boy, it's a job keeping up with you two.

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It's two jobs.

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Tamara, where's Tia?

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Dad, you will not believe this.

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Tia is so dedicated that she's actually
cleaning under the car.

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Is that right?

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Tia, how's it going under there? Dad,
she really needs to focus.

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Okay, when she finishes, tell her to do
the gray caddy.

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No problemo, Padre.

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Come on, Tia.

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Get your raggedy butt out here.

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Hi, uh, Tia's working out back.

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Sister's working out back.

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Hi.

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Ah!

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What are you doing here?

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Is Jared going to be there?

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Stop that!

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I better get to the limo place.

257
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,850
Well, hurry up. I don't want your dad
getting mad at you thinking it's me

258
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I'm here being you.

259
00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:02,270
What's that hat you're wearing?

260
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,190
What hat?

261
00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:13,510
All right. All systems are go.

262
00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:15,210
Have you spotted the target?

263
00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:17,530
Okay. I got her in my sights.

264
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I'm zeroing in.

265
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God, she's beautiful.

266
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Roger, concentrate.

267
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I am.

268
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Shut down your hormones and prepare to
do battle.

269
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,080
You are tough. You the man. You are
Roger.

270
00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,100
Yeah. She doesn't know who she's fooling
with.

271
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Thanks a lot, Lisa.

272
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Now bring them back alive.

273
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,220
Tyra, we have to talk. Now.

274
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:47,940
Yes?

275
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Those earrings look beautiful on you.

276
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:52,820
Thank you, Robert.

277
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,560
It's Roger, but I can change it.

278
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Tyra. All I'm trying to say is I really
like your shirt.

279
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And I like your earrings.

280
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Someone gave them to me.

281
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:14,530
But as beautiful as they are, they look
even more beautiful on a beauty like you

282
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if I got them clean.

283
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,250
Thank you, Ronald.

284
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:18,870
It's Robert.

285
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:23,030
But the thing is, I clean them in the
shower.

286
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:27,710
You shower with my earrings?

287
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:43,260
No answer.

288
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,980
She must be some babe.

289
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,720
I made you some snacks.

290
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,480
Taz, you have got to stop waiting on us.

291
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,840
Pizza roll.

292
00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:05,870
a minute something smells funny sorry
you

293
00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:12,770
know one of you girls smells

294
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:18,670
like armor roll and the other one smells
like a rocket burger special number two

295
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:25,510
heavy on the pickle bloodhound mom we

296
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:30,870
were trying to keep it a secret but we
got these great jobs at rocket burger

297
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:32,430
been getting free fast food and didn't
tell me?

298
00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:37,870
We didn't want Dad to find out, so we're
working both jobs.

299
00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:40,110
Well, girls, that is crazy!

300
00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:43,950
Well, when were you planning on telling
him?

301
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,110
We just didn't want to hurt Dad's
feelings.

302
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:49,790
Well, I can understand that. Men do have
fragile egos.

303
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,010
You just have to break it to him gently.

304
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:53,390
Hi, everybody.

305
00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:00,970
Did it?

306
00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:02,830
It's got nothing to do with you, Dad.

307
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:05,290
I thought we were having such a great
time.

308
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:07,010
Well, yeah.

309
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:11,250
It's just that Tina and I want to work
where the people are a little younger.

310
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,490
And we're a little more fun.

311
00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:15,910
I'm young. I'm fun.

312
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,320
You found another job?

313
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,560
Did I say that?

314
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,580
Well, wasn't that smarter than Ray? They
didn't dump you till they lined up

315
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,580
another job.

316
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:42,200
Yeah, that was really smart of you,
girl. Yeah, great planning.

317
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,720
It's okay?

318
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,840
Of course, as long as it makes you
happy.

319
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:49,720
Oh, great. We're going to be working on
vodka burgers. I'm so excited.

320
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,000
Yes. Oh, my God, so excited.

321
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,040
They're really sad on the inside.

322
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:55,620
You think so?

323
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,040
No.

324
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,240
Okay, it's 2 .45.

325
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,080
Tyra just finished gym, so she should be
stopping to get a drink of water, then

326
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,700
heading to her locker to put on more
lipstick.

327
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,080
It's Wednesday, so she'll be wearing
Rhapsody Red.

328
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,780
You got it bad, huh?

329
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,220
I got a hole in my heart and my love is
leaking on my shoes.

330
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:19,900
I'll call a janitor.

331
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,200
There she is.

332
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,040
You're not going to embarrass me and
tell her you're my mother, are you?

333
00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:29,930
No, besides as young as I am. Look, she
wouldn't believe me anyway.

334
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:31,750
Did you tell her you're my girlfriend?

335
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:33,990
Keep dreaming, Don wannabe.

336
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:35,730
What are you going to do?

337
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:38,390
I'm just going to go talk some sense to
her. You know, woman to woman.

338
00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:40,070
Woman to woman.

339
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:41,110
Good idea.

340
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:50,110
Give me those earrings. You're a little
gold. Better be glad they weren't

341
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,110
pissed.

342
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,470
Tyler, would you like to go out this
Friday?

343
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:55,950
There's a bracelet in it for you.

344
00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,960
I think he's so jealous.

345
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,580
Any room on that couch for another
potato?

346
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,360
Sure. Just watching some home movies of
Tamara.

347
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,360
They said twins.

348
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,920
That's her fourth birthday.

349
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:37,740
Ooh.

350
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:43,040
Ooh, she was a little rough on that boy,
wasn't she? Oh, yeah, that was Roger.

351
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,240
That boy was whipped even back then.

352
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,140
Used to love holding my hand all the
time.

353
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,560
Wouldn't let it go.

354
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,720
People grow up, Ray. They get older.

355
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,150
That's me.

356
00:20:05,010 --> 00:20:08,850
People really do get older.

357
00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:12,930
How about if I make you some popcorn,
Grandpa?

358
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,310
Hi.

359
00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:24,950
Hi, Tosh.

360
00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:29,570
Look at the way she's washing that
wagon.

361
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,890
She doesn't even know...

362
00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:43,750
I know you'll be going home soon, but
while you're here, you want to learn the

363
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,349
limo business?

364
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:45,350
I pay.

365
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:49,870
You think I'm going to take money to be
a temporary substitute for the child you

366
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:50,870
feel you're losing?

367
00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:54,110
$3 an hour.

368
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:14,070
We were really taking off. Of course, we
still had to do some cleaning.

369
00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:16,570
But we were cleaning from Mike.

370
00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:19,550
Hi,

371
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,010
Mike. Hey.

372
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:25,270
You know, I don't know if I told you
girls or not, but I'm going to be going

373
00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:26,270
away to college soon.

374
00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,330
Can we come?

375
00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:30,550
So I wanted you to meet Pete Pruitt.

376
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:34,250
Now, he'll be taking over for me
starting next week. And I'm sure you

377
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,250
get along just fine.

378
00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:36,550
Hi.

379
00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:37,650
Hi.

380
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,790
You missed the spot. If it's not clean,
I get mean.

381
00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:52,250
How could this happen again?

382
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:55,790
What can I say? I'm a pawn in the
feminine hand.

383
00:21:56,930 --> 00:21:58,810
Gotta get those earrings back.

384
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:00,670
Just remember, you're tough.

385
00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:02,070
You are the man.

386
00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:03,310
You're Roger.

387
00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:07,530
Yeah. She doesn't know what she's
messing with.

388
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,760
And when he starts nibbling on my ear, I
want it to taste expensive.

389
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,720
But my mom, she doesn't need him till
tomorrow. It's only one night. What

390
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,960
happen? A lot.

391
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,280
I hope so, Roger.

392
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,640
Chump, get me some iced tea.