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<i>- NARRATOR: Previously on</i>
"Real Husbands of Hollywood"--</i>

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<i>- * Country for life,</i>
country for life *</i>

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<i>* Ye-e-eah *</i>

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- All y'all my [bleep].
- [crowd gasps]

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- I can't really be seen
with yo' ass.

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You got problems.

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- TRINA: People think
that G-Twang is a racist.

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- NELLY: Oh. Now what you need
to be worried about

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is Kevin
"I smoked the TV Mama" Hart.

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- Where you get that from?

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- I got it from my man,
Bobby Shmurda.

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- ALL: Bobby Shmurda?

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- TRINA: Kevin, you've been
behaving rather erratically.

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- [indistinct chatter]

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- I'm not an addict!

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<i>- * This is life,</i>
this is the life *</i>

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<i>* We got the life,</i>
we got the life *</i>

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<i>* This is the city</i>
where we party every night *</i>

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<i>* Party every night</i>

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<i>* Just you and me</i>

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<i>* Down and to go</i>

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<i>* Welcome to Hollywood,</i>
welcome to Hollywood *</i>

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<i>* Welcome to Hollywood *</i>

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- ♪

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- Hey.
Kev, man, what's up?

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- Chris, hey.

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- You all right?
- KEVIN: Damn.

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I was rooting for you this time.

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- And I'm rooting for you too,
Kevin.

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- Why you rooting for me?

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Oh, you think I'm one of them.

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No, man, I ain't on no drugs.

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Some of my friends just threw me
up in this bull [bleep].

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Dude, what did you do?

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Why are you back in here?

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- I'm just giving back, man.

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- Well you ain't gotta do it
like this.

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We can give turkeys,
we can do a lot of stuff.

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- Okay. It was court ordered.

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<i>It was either this</i>
or go to jail.</i>

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<i>What was I gonna do?</i>

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I like jump offs,
I don't like orange jumpsuits.

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Hello, everyone.
I'm Chris Brown.

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You know, Grammy-award winner,
money on top of money,

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women on top of women.

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But, today,
I'm your counselor.

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- ALL: Hi, Chris.

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- KEVIN: [whisper] Counselor?

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Somebody back on
that happy juice, aren't they?

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- Come on, guys,
let's clap it up.

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- ALL: <i>* Ain't no party</i>
like a rehab party *</i>

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<i>* 'Cause a rehab party</i>
makes us stop **</i>

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- One more time.

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- ALL: <i>* Ain't no party</i>
like a rehab party *</i>

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<i>* 'Cause a rehab party</i>
makes us stop **</i>

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- What the [bleep]
is going on here?

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- That's how we do this
here at Restore.

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And I'd just like to welcome our
newest member, Mr. Kevin Hart.

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- ALL: Hi, Kevin.

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- I want to tell you
that this is bull [bleep].

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I think it's all bull [bleep].

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I don't wanna be here.

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and I didn't like
your last single.

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I couldn't dance to it.

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- Kevin you're wearing
a paper skirt

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with yesterday's headlines.

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And you know
what those headlines read?

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- No.
- Kevin's an angry person.

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Kevin's always about himself.

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- KEVIN: Bull [bleep].

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- Kevin needs help.

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- Well, that must be
underneath my balls

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'cause I didn't
read that.

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- See, Kevin, you can let
your guard down.

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This is a safe place.
It's open, man.

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Come on, give me your hands.

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- Oh you wanna play
hot hands?

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That's all
you had to say.

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You looking
at a hot hands Jedi, baby.

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Good luck.

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This is like the "Matrix"...

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except with hands.

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Oh.

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Get him out!

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- ALL: Ooh.

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- Good luck hitting me.

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I'm like a mongoose.

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You ever see a mon--[bleep]
damn!

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Damn it, that hurt.

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- You know what else hurts,
Kevin?

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- [knuckles cracking]
- Drugs.

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Cocaine.

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Methamphetamine.

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- What is that?
- Weed.

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- What?
- Heroin.

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- What?
- I've done it all...for free!

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You know how hard it is
to get off drugs

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when you can get it for free?

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- [bleep] yeah, yeah.
No, but I get it.

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- Now go sit
your black ass down.

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- All right.

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Feel like you need a hug
or something.

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You ain't gotta do it, brother.

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- Now, everyone, right now,
I want you to turn to the person

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next to you and restore them
with a great big hug...

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and share your stories.

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- Oh, [bleep], you got her?

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- Yeah.
- I'm sorry. I didn't know.

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I wanted her too.

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I ain't got nobody.
What the--

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Bobby Shmurda, what
the hell are you doing here?

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- Man, they caught me
on the DUI, man.

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Judge says like my eighth time,
and he says I'm gonna do

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a year in jail or I'm gonna do
three months here.

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I told him get my year in jail.

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But they said it's full
What you doing here?

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You hittin' 'em narcotics again?

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- You gave me the narcotics.
You're the reason why I'm here.

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- Got some left?
- No, I ain't got none left.

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- CHRIS: Okay, now, everyone,
the person you just hugged...

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is gonna be your new roommate
for the next three months.

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- No, that's not gonna
work for me.

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He can't be in my roommate.
Not for three months.

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- Look, Kevin.

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We ain't even gonna be
roommates,

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'cause we goin' bust up
out of here, man. Just chill.

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- Okay, first of all,
he can hear you.

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- Shhh.

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- That plan was right
in front of the boss.

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- He ain't hear nothing.

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Just be easy and follow my lead.

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- Okay, Bobby,
when I want to talk to you--

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- Come on.
- Hey, what are you--

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He's looking at--Bobby!

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- BOBBY: Hey, come on, [bleep].
- Bobby!

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- NIA: Let me go!

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Let--stop it!

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You guys cannot take me in here.

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I have an early call
in the morning!

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- <i>* Bad girl</i>

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<i>* She don't follow no rules *</i>
- Let me go!

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- That's Nia Long!

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Ever since I saw her
in "Boyz in the Hood,"

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I been trying to get
under her hood,

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because this boy in the hood
is always hard.

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- Come on, Kevin, let's go.

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- No, you go.
I'm staying, Bobby.

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Oh [bleep].

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- ♪

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- This is worse than I thought,
man.

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Russell won't do a deal with us,

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Suge Knight won't do
a deal with us.

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Trina was right, man,
you gotta apologize.

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I booked us on Tom Orange show
to help this go away.

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- Man, I don't have
to apologize for saying [bleep].

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- [record scratches]

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- Okay, look, bruv,
we cool, all right?

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But you can't
just be running around

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yelling that word out like that.

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- Why not?

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My pops is black.

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- [bleep] please.

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- I'm serious.

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- And who else know about this?

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- My moms.

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- I guess she would, huh?

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All right, don't mention
this to nobody,

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and you still gonna
go on the show and apologize.

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All right, my [bleep],
my--br--

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you got it?

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- Yeah, man. I got it.

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- All right.

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Okay, look, I know what you
thinking, America.

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<i>But it's like Jay-Z said,</i>
I'm a business man</i>

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<i>and a black country rapper</i>
is totally useless to me.</i>

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Unless it's me.

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- ♪

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- It got so bad, I sold
my daughter's Barbie collection

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to buy a few rocks of crack,
[bleep].

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And then I lied to her about it.

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I told her that Barbie
ran away with Ken.

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I'm so ashamed.

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[sobbing]

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- CHRIS:
Thanks for sharing, Todd.

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Would anyone else like to share?

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- KEVIN: Pick me!
You want to get me?

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- Would anyone like to share?

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- Pick me! Pick me, man!

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- CHRIS: Someone else?
- Pick me, pick me.

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Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick!
- What, Kevin?

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- After hearing that man,
I don't know,

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it just kind of opened up
the floodgates

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for all this emotion
I got in me.

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But I just don't know if I want
to tell you guys my story

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because it's, uh--
it's a tragic one.

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- And so unbelievable.

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Rarely has anyone
with that little bit of talent

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and that little bit of hype,

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been able to fool
so many people.

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I mean, wow. Great.

201
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But, like I said, man.
We're here for you.

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This is a safe place where
you friends are your family.

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Share.

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- Well, as you guys all know,
my name is Kevin.

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- ALL: Hi, Kevin.

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- What you don't know is that
I was an alcoholic as a baby.

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That's right.

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I was drinking
Jack Daniels

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right out
my Mama's titty.

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- Aww.

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- I didn't want the nipple,
I wanted the ripple.

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At the age 16,
I found myself on heroin,

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herorine,
black smack,

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vein juice, whatever [bleep]
you want to call it, I did it.

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I started to sell my seed
at the sperm bank,

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just to support my habit.
- [gasps]

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- Once Philadelphia, everybody
started calling me Actopop.

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I decided to do a geographic
to California

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hoping that things
would get better.

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- NIA: Yeah.

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- It didn't.

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As you would know, old habits
caught up to me soon.

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[sniffing]

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Ah!

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I started started selling
man tail--

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- Aww.

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- --for arthritis medicine
at a senior citizen home.

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And, uh,
I knew I hit rock bottom--

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I knew I was under that rock.
I knew I was under it.

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It was me and a worm.

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When I woke up
next to that old [bleep]

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all wrinkled up with veins
[bleep] showing--

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I'm so ashamed of my past.

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I'm sorry.

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I told you.

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[sniffing]

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- Oh!

238
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Come here, sweetie.

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I'm sorry.

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- [applause]

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- Ah.

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- Let me tell you something.
- Tell me.

243
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- You have nothing
to be ashamed of, honey.

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- Okay.

245
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- Hearing your story
is like hearing my own.

246
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I've done so many things
I'm ashamed of.

247
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,069
So many.
- Oh.

248
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,543
- Hi, everyone.

249
00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,883
My name is Nia.

250
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,847
- ALL: Hi, Nia.

251
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,516
- And I'm a sex addict.

252
00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:12,686
- [applause]

253
00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:13,786
<i>- Oh, yeah.</i>

254
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,687
Nia Long is a sex addict.

255
00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,589
I'm about to restore it.

256
00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:23,128
- Uh, hey, wait.
Where your pants at?

257
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,170
- Don't worry about my pants.
- I'm not.

258
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,565
- You know what
I like about you?

259
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,337
- Tell me.
- There are no secrets.

260
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:29,365
- Girl, I'm like a fishbowl.

261
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,869
Okay, you can see
right through this.

262
00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,141
- You're not
like the other men.

263
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,269
- No.

264
00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,413
- When they find out
that I'm a sex addict

265
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:35,737
they just want to jump on me,

266
00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,213
and they just want to hump me.

267
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,150
- Mmhm.

268
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,945
- I want to hump too.
- Mmhm.

269
00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,747
- But only once.
- Oh.

270
00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,849
- Because then I get angry.
- Yeah.

271
00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,391
I don't want to be
like the other guys.

272
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,416
- You don't?

273
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,820
- I'm different.
No, no.

274
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,992
- Choke me.
- No, no. Wait stop.

275
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,761
- Choke me harder!
- I'm not choking you.

276
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,630
- Kevin, you're just trying
to choke me.

277
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,429
- No, what the [bleep]?
Wait.

278
00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,900
- Oh, Kevin.

279
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,529
- You back?
- I'm back.

280
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,804
- Okay.

281
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,172
- I am looking for someone
that I can trust.

282
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,371
- Yeah.

283
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,782
- I want someone that I can
do it over [bleep]

284
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:11,946
and over, over again.
- Yeah!

285
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,105
- Are you that someone?

286
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,553
I want to [bleep].
- Wait.

287
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,978
Ooh!

288
00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,623
<i>You know what they say.</i>

289
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,948
Fake it until you [bleep] it.

290
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:23,893
Listen, I know it is really,
really hard

291
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,291
and sometimes painful--
- It's hard?

292
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,162
Is it? Ooh!

293
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,030
- [bleep] but you can't
let the devil in.

294
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:34,899
- Oh, baby, you are just
turning me on.

295
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,602
- Listen, listen.
- Do you feel this?

296
00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,714
- No.
- Feel this.

297
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,466
They're real.
- No, no. Look at me.

298
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,283
- No, you feel them right now.

299
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,335
- Nia, now I know
this is difficult.

300
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,654
I know it is,
but if we come together--

301
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,047
- Ooh!
Can we come together, Kevin?

302
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,748
- What?
- Please, can we come together.

303
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,650
- What are--ah! No.

304
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,063
- You like the floor?
- No, no.

305
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,525
- Oh, Kevin Hart,
you dirty little [bleep]...

306
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,655
nasty, rotten bird.

307
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,561
- No, no, no.
You're recovering!

308
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,232
Not gonna let you do something
you're gonna regret!

309
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,471
- Oh! Ah! Oh!

310
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,195
- What just--what the [bleep]
is going on?

311
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,540
Nia, hey!

312
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:09,595
You're gonna regret it.

313
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:10,773
Now, hold it in.

314
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,011
Hold it in.

315
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,980
- Okay.

316
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,745
- All right, now we can talk
for--wait a minute, Nia.

317
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,605
Wait, Nia! Nia.

318
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,313
What the--

319
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,254
What was that?

320
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,290
What am I doing?

321
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,994
- ♪

322
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,389
- Welcome to the newsroom,
I'm Tom Orange.

323
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,691
The hot topic in Hollywood
this week, the N word.

324
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,295
For years hip-hop artists have
used the word freely.

325
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,767
But does that mean
it's okay for a white rapper

326
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,167
to use the word too?

327
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:44,398
Tonight, we have multi-platinum
recording artist Nelly

328
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,644
and his new rapper,

329
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,439
who's at the center
of this controversy G-Twang.

330
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,541
- What's up, ya'll?

331
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:50,712
- Thanks for being here, fellas.

332
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,211
G-Twang, why did you think
it was appropriate

333
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,953
to use the N word
when you are clearly not an N?

334
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:57,950
Are you a racist?

335
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,451
- Hell, no, I'm not a racist.

336
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,622
- Oh, hey. Come on, Tom.

337
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,360
Take it easy on my man, okay?

338
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,355
G-Twang is sorry if his comments
offended anybody.

339
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,388
- [bleep] but I ain't sorry
if I offended him.

340
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,464
- Hey, come on, come on.

341
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,831
Hey, hey, look.
Say you're sorry, boy.

342
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,160
- No, I won't.
- Say you're sorry.

343
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,104
- I don't want to say--
- Boy, say you're sorry.

344
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,270
- I'm real sorry, man.
- See? There it is.

345
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,168
He apologized to everybody,
all right?

346
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,210
Let's talk about some music.

347
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,265
He's got a lot of--
- Well, Nelly,

348
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,812
maybe you can
answer my question.

349
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,578
Is G-Twang a racist?

350
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,145
He seems like one.
- Hmm.

351
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,145
And you seem like
you can't take a punch,

352
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,617
but we all known
you've taken a few, right?

353
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,476
- You still haven't answered
my question, Cornell.

354
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,824
- You want to use
the Government name.

355
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,020
Okay, well check this out,
Uncle Tom,

356
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,762
why would I sign a racist
to my label?

357
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,088
- I don't know.

358
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,592
Why would you continually use
misogynistic lyrics

359
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,593
in your songs?

360
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:42,634
- Don't get them big-ass words

361
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:43,929
stuffed down your
[bleep] throat, man.

362
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,771
- Calm down, Nelly.
We're on live TV.

363
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,136
- I don't give a [bleep].
I'm calm.

364
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,565
And what the [bleep]
you goin' do about it?

365
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,069
- Look, I'm just trying to get
some honest answers, Cornell.

366
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,342
- Damn this [bleep]
is tripping.

367
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,910
- What?
Did you just call me--

368
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:55,938
See?
That's what I'm talking--

369
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,153
Did we get that?
Did we get that on tape?

370
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,545
Welcome to YouTube, G-Twang.
- Didn't I tell you--

371
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,876
Hey, hey, chill, chill.
You want some honesty?

372
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,152
- Please.
- Okay you want honesty?

373
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,580
Which one of these is mine?
- Go ahead. Feel free.

374
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,024
- This one? Me? Right here?
- TOM: Please.

375
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,489
- All right, check this out.
He's black, people.

376
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,489
- Come on now, son.

377
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,760
You know this cracker
ain't black.

378
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,030
- What?
What the [bleep]?

379
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,158
He got his black on a timer?

380
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,333
Where'd that come from?

381
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,066
<i>- KEVIN: All the rehab stories</i>
I've heard from friends have</i>

382
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,442
<i>always been about the terrible</i>
time they had there.</i>

383
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,580
<i>Well, they obviously</i>
didn't go to this one.</i>

384
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:35,416
- ♪

385
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,663
<i>- KEVIN: I didn't think it would</i>
but my plan is actually working.</i>

386
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,986
<i>The more I told Nia no,</i>
the more she wanted me.</i>

387
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:51,704
<i>FYI, ladies, when I say no,</i>
it can mean yes.</i>

388
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,368
Oh, no, no.
No, no, Nia, Nia.

389
00:13:54,467 --> 00:14:00,037
- ♪

390
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,817
- Nia, no.

391
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,847
Stop it right now.
No, Nia.

392
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,592
<i>Anyway, it's been two weeks</i>
and the supportive good guy act</i>

393
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,217
<i>is getting me closer</i>
to tasting her soul food.</i>

394
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,894
<i>Nia, don't do that.</i>
- Oh.

395
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,492
- Nia.
Stop it.

396
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,733
- Oh!

397
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:22,858
Just give me one kiss.

398
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:26,273
- No, we can't.
You're so strong. Ow!

399
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,236
- ♪

400
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,495
- We just want to thank you
for believing in our son.

401
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,213
- Yes, you were the first one
who did what he said

402
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,076
he was gonna do and was not
full of hot air.

403
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,146
- 'Cause of you,
I'm ready to go out there

404
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,375
and take the hick hop world
by storm.

405
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,579
- Yeah.

406
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,880
- Uh, only thing gonna be
storming is me

407
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,023
the hell up out of here. Okay?

408
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,918
I gotta drop you.

409
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:50,460
- Why?
Your sales are down 100%.

410
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,487
Mother [bleep] are returning
your downloads, man.

411
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,403
I didn't even know
you could do that [bleep].

412
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,625
- Well, I do not care
what [bleep] are doing.

413
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,530
Gerald is still a star.

414
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,002
Just like he was when he came
into our lives 21 years ago.

415
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,103
- Mom, I'm not 21.

416
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,044
- I meant to say 23.

417
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,240
- I'm 24.

418
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,941
- Jesus, Gloria,
will you just shut up.

419
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,283
- Well, I'm sorry.

420
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,478
But I think it is time
that we told him the truth.

421
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,380
- It is not time.

422
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,621
- GLORIA: We talked about this.

423
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,475
- CALVIN: We didn't talk about
it being tonight.

424
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,124
- Mom, Dad,
what the hell is going on?

425
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,620
- Calvin, tell him.

426
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,986
- All right, look, son.

427
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,692
We didn't want you to find out
like this.

428
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,558
But you're adopted.

429
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,533
- I knew it.

430
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,371
- Hold up.
I'm not really black?

431
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,736
- No, son, you're not black.

432
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,736
- Yee-ha! [laughs]

433
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,909
Yes, yes, yeah!

434
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:49,318
No offense to you people,
but it's hard being black, man.

435
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,093
- MALE SINGER: <i>* Baby</i>

436
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,656
<i>* You are out of sight *</i>

437
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,585
<i>- KEV: Things were going great</i>
with me and Nia.</i>

438
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,360
<i>She was still horny</i>
and I was still resisting.</i>

439
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,560
<i>It was almost time</i>
for me to give in.</i>

440
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,562
<i>But then it happened--</i>
family day.</i>

441
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,304
Okay, Bridget, what the hell
are you doing here?

442
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,669
It's family day.
It's not she-devil day.

443
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,097
- I just wanted to see
what kind of selfish mit

444
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,073
would leave his kids
for three weeks

445
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,642
and come out to a resort.

446
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,380
- This is not a resort!
I'm in recovery.

447
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,635
This is rehab, Bridget.

448
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,113
- There's no recovery
for stupid, Kevin.

449
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,351
Don't you try to play me.

450
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,346
And, even if there was,
I would still need you

451
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,578
to watch the kids tonight.

452
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,122
- Okay, now, right now,
you sound high.

453
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,547
- No, I am not high.
- You sound high.

454
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,222
- And neither are you
'cause you're scared of drugs

455
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,960
'cause of your daddy,
you ain't fooling me.

456
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,386
- That is not true!
- It is true.

457
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,430
I been with you, Kevin.
I know how you are.

458
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,755
- Bridget, first of all,
I do drugs all the time.

459
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,560
I just do it by myself.
- Is that Nia Long?

460
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,762
- KEVIN: I sneaky do 'em like
an addict does.

461
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:38,774
- Wait a--

462
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,997
- What are you doing?
What are you doing?

463
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,702
- Mm-hmm.
I smell what's going on here.

464
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:45,744
- What's going on?

465
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,838
- You in here chasing
some [bleep].

466
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,079
- What did you just say?

467
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,505
- You got the pictures
of Nia Long all up.

468
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,909
And what's the calendar?
What's that marked up?

469
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,910
What's the countdown for?
What's the countdown?

470
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,212
- Just shut up.
- You make me.

471
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,424
- Okay, look, you're right.

472
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,845
And what I'm in here chasing
it's a big deal.

473
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:58,890
There's a movie producer in here

474
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,215
and I'm trying to do
a movie with him.

475
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,620
This is where everybody comes
to network.

476
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,791
It's the new networking place,
okay?

477
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,130
Rehab.

478
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,925
- You know what, I knew it.
- You knew what?

479
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,426
- 'Cause that sounds just like
some dumb [bleep] you would do.

480
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,369
Using this facility where people
are coming to get healed--

481
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,565
- Will you shut up.

482
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,526
- --in their bodies and minds--
- Shut up!

483
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,804
- --for your own
advantageousness.

484
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,113
- Shut up!

485
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,735
God, I didn't even close
the damn deal yet.

486
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,340
You talking so loud,
they find out about it,

487
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,312
they gonna kick me out,
is that what you want?

488
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,181
- I need 5 Gs for a babysitter.
- For what?

489
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,080
- It's expensive these days,
childcare, Kevin.

490
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,182
Don't you want your children
to be watched by the best?

491
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,354
- Are you trying
to blackmail me?

492
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,522
- Absolutely not.

493
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,720
I'm just saying,
if you want people to know

494
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:35,861
why you really here?

495
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,115
- All right, all right.
- Keep your money.

496
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,364
- All right.

497
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,858
- Argh!

498
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,632
- All right.

499
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:45,701
- Argh!

500
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,098
Give me all of it!

501
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,240
- Now, just listen,
just be quiet.

502
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,066
- Oh my God.

503
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:54,041
I am such a fan.
Can I just--

504
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,281
- No, no.
Just stop. Bridget.

505
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,505
- Shut up.

506
00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,905
- Okay.
- I love you, [bleep] you.

507
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,452
- Go. Just leave.

508
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,120
Baby mamas, right?

509
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,817
- No secrets my ass [bleep].

510
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,189
I heard everything, Kevin!

511
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,888
- Oh [bleep].

512
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,060
Nia. Nia!

513
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,330
- Chris!
Chris, oh my God.

514
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,028
You have to get him out of here.
He's a liar.

515
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,400
- Nia, it's not what you think.
- There he is. There he is.

516
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,599
- Go get his ass.
- Hey, wait a minute.

517
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,640
Hey, brother.
No, ya'll got the wrong--no.

518
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,765
God!
Oh, don't make me fight back.

519
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,611
Drugs ain't gonna stop this
ass whopping I put on ya'll.

520
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,477
You want it.

521
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,835
Now get--get the [bleep] off.

522
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,312
- Thank you.
- Don't worry about it.

523
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,551
You're safe here at Restore.

524
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,605
- Wait.

525
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,223
[grunting]

526
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,475
[bleep].

527
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,023
You gonna regret this!

528
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,917
God! Stop it.

529
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,989
Wait a minute. Hey!

530
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,188
Don't you close that door.

531
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,920
I've got a problem!

532
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,034
I'm an addict.

533
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,455
- Thanks, guys.
Appreciate it.

534
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,460
- Okay, I'm gonna
get back on drugs!

535
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,303
I'm gonna sniff this grass!

536
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,099
Ha!
Is that what you want?

537
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,371
I'm sniffing grass.

538
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,613
You threw my clothes out?

539
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,513
- So, do you think your girl
would mind if you weren't loyal?

540
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,247
- Lock her ass up.

541
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,479
- Chris, come on.

542
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,293
You know--now you know
you want to hit this.

543
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,616
Kevin!

544
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:15,761
- Nia!

545
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:23,734
- ♪

546
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,807
<i>- [crowd cheering]</i>
- [heart beating]</i>

547
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,112
- ♪


