1 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:32,840 SCREEN MEDIA AS Tore Fossheim 2 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,760 Good day, everyone. 3 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,120 Good day, good day. 4 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:15,880 I am the theater director and I want to now in my little theater show you- 5 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,920 - what happened to Jens' teeth. 6 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:27,560 There lived two tiny guys named Karius and Baktus. 7 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:33,360 They are what our play is about, and now the first act begins. 8 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:49,160 No, Karius! We have been chopping and chopping all day. 9 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,640 Now our house is certainly big enough. 10 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,680 No, Baktusfar. We have to have it much bigger. 11 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,000 So much candy and caramels that we eat,- 12 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:02,400 - then we grow and get bigger for each hour. Hang in there, Baktusbror! 13 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,320 Yes, then we hang in, then. 14 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,400 - But Karius? -What is it now, then? 15 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:17,960 I think... Neither can we build a house up in the canine there? 16 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,920 I will like myself there much better than down here. 17 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,760 You don't understand anything, little brother. We live much safer down here. 18 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,840 Think about the nasty one the toothbrush was coming. 19 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:37,480 The toothbrush, of course! Jens never brushes his teeth. 20 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:41,320 Don't be safe. I remember that he polished them once. 21 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,360 Once, yes. But that was many weeks ago. 22 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,520 Oh no, we can be safe in Jens's mouth. 23 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,560 Yes, yes. Build where you want. But I want to live here. 24 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,640 I'm going to stay much nicer than you, Karius. 25 00:02:55,720 --> 00:03:01,240 When there are many of us in here, when all the teeth become house, - 26 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:06,920 - then I can sit like a king in my house and look out over the whole city. 27 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,520 You're dreaming, you. It is not surely there will be so many of us. 28 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,880 It depends on whether we get sweets. 29 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:19,920 Food, food, food. We eat then so much sweets that we almost burst. 30 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,080 It has not always been like this. 31 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,920 I then remember the boy only ate carrots and wholemeal bread. 32 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,520 Oh, wow! Then I was starving to death. 33 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,920 You always have to talk about something sad, Karius. 34 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,520 You always have to talk about carrots and gross… 35 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:41,320 - No, look! Now comes the food! - It's probably only whole grain bread. 36 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:45,360 No, it's cool! Loaf with real syrup on it! 37 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,520 Well done! Well done! 38 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:51,680 Hey, hooray, hooray, hooray The two of us must be doing well 39 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:55,760 Here in Jens's teeth We are never sugarcoated 40 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:59,880 Small sweet caramels is the best we can get 41 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:04,240 Also what we get now Delicious loaf with syrup on it 42 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:13,360 It was the first act. The two little ones are doing well. 43 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:22,720 But Jens, he who owns the teeth, Not too happy to have them there. 44 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:27,760 For such little caries and baktuses, they destroy the teeth. 45 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,200 And it can also hurt. Really hurt. 46 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,680 Everyone who has had a toothache knows that, - 47 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:41,440 - that toothache is one of the worst things out there. 48 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,920 You will hear more about that in the second act. 49 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:49,240 It takes place later. Two days later. 50 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:56,160 Hello, Karius! Are you down there? 51 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,560 - You hear that I work, right? -What do you do for a living? 52 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,520 I'm making an underground passage away to your tooth. 53 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,920 - It was wise, Karius! -How are you doing up there? 54 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,080 It's fine with me. Now I sit and look at the view. 55 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,920 Only white mountain peaks as far as you can see. 56 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:23,680 -But you? What's that beeping? - Shut up! Let's hear. 57 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:28,320 My teeth hurt so much! 58 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:32,680 -Shit! It was only Jens who wailed. - Can you hear what he's saying? 59 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:36,200 He says: "My teeth hurt so bad!" 60 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:39,840 I think he's a screamer! 61 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:44,600 Baktus? Now I'm going to tease him a little. Wait and you shall hear. 62 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:49,000 Now I'm pounding somewhere like i know it hurts. Listen now! 63 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:57,680 Ouch! Oh! Ouch! 64 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:04,680 - Did you hear anything? -Yes. He said, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" 65 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,240 -Do it one more time, Karius! -Yes! Listen now. 66 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:17,200 Mother! My tooth hurts so much! 67 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,720 -You have to brush your teeth, Jens. -Who was that? 68 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,080 - It was Jens' mother. -What did she say? 69 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,040 She said: "You have to brush your teeth, Jens." 70 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:35,920 Oh, Bactus! Imagine if he comes with the nasty toothbrush! 71 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,000 We have to trick him to not brush your teeth. 72 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:43,480 We shout that he should not do as his mother says. 73 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:49,440 Don't do what your mother says, Jens! Don't do what your mother says! 74 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,880 He does it anyway! I heard that he had water in the glass. 75 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,960 Help, here comes the brush! Help, Karius! 76 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,440 Come down here! We are safer here. 77 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,480 Help! Help! 78 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:17,360 Oh, damn me! I almost choke of this bad toothpaste. 79 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:22,240 Oh my, oh my! And the way it rushes and makes noise! 80 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,800 He finally stopped there. 81 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:32,800 -Can we sneak out now, do you think? -Careful, careful. 82 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:41,520 -Oh, such a sad sight. -What is it? 83 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:46,520 Everything is gone. Not one bite left. 84 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,600 Not one bit left. 85 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,400 All that was sweet and good, 86 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,480 it's gone big and small 87 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,600 Everything has been swept away by the brush 88 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,360 It was very poorly done 89 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:07,000 There is nothing here now 90 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,280 No caramels small 91 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:14,400 No puff pastry with syrup on it 92 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:18,160 Oh, how is this going to go? 93 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:25,320 After Jens had brushed his teeth, it immediately got a little better. 94 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:32,440 But it didn't turn out very well. The holes were there. 95 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:36,400 And in the early morning the little ones started knocking. 96 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:44,600 Then it was that Jens' mother found good advice. 97 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:53,040 You will hear about that in the third act, and that act takes place at the dentist. 98 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:59,080 -Why are you so angry, Karius? - I'm hungry. 99 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:03,400 - There will probably be some sweets soon. - It doesn't look like that. 100 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:08,840 - Can't we try to talk to Jens? - He doesn't listen to us anymore. 101 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:13,400 - If we shout, he might hear. -What shall we shout? 102 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:18,520 - We shout and say we want to have fun. -Yes, yes. So let's try, then. 103 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:23,800 We want praise! We want praise! 104 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,240 Gap up. 105 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:36,200 - Did you hear anything? - It was a man who spoke. 106 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:39,360 -He said: "Gap up." - It was strange. 107 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:43,760 Maybe it was the baker. Maybe it helped that we shouted. 108 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:48,240 - Look, now he opens his mouth. - I hope there is syrup on it. 109 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:55,960 But every day! How long should he gape before something comes? 110 00:09:56,040 --> 00:10:00,600 Oh, damn! That's how bright it was. It is as if the whole sun were to come in. 111 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:03,360 -What do you think it is? - Don't know. 112 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,800 I'm going to push you so you can crawl up and see. 113 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,480 - Do you see something? -Oh, huffameg, what do I see? 114 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:17,160 There is a huge lamp outside the mouth. Ten times as big as the sun. 115 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:21,760 -Oh, whoop! Do you see anything else? - I see a man with a white coat. 116 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:25,240 -Oh, damn! Then it's the dentist! -Are dentists dangerous? 117 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:29,720 -Yes! They clog up our houses. -Oh, Karius! I'm scared! 118 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:33,200 Hush! What is it that lasts like that? 119 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:38,640 - Something big and shiny that goes around. -Oh shit, oh shit! Then it's a bore! 120 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:42,200 It's getting closer! What shall we do? 121 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:46,480 -Help! It's coming here! - We must flee! Come, Baktus! 122 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:56,560 -See! Now he's drilling in our holes! - I'm so angry! I'm so mad! 123 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:05,160 - Shall we bite the bullet? - It's too hard. 124 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:10,040 We can bite his finger. We can jump into the dentist's mouth. 125 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,960 No, dentists are impossible to fight against. 126 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,200 Wish it wasn't some dentists in the whole world! 127 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,640 - Now he sprays water in the holes. - Such nonsense! 128 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:25,640 Look, Karius! Now he closes my nice house in the canine. 129 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,520 - Now I run away and bite them! - Stop! He just flushes you out! 130 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:33,480 - Now he's sealing your house too! -Will you stop! 131 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,520 Hello, you dentist! Do you want to stop there? 132 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,120 - He doesn't hear. - He won't listen. 133 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:44,040 Oh, now it's too late. Now he is finished. 134 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:48,560 There was my nice house with a view and everything. 135 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,880 Now there is no more house. 136 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:55,800 And here was my big cave. Completely gone, that too. 137 00:11:55,880 --> 00:12:00,960 Not as much as a tiny little hole left. 138 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,200 Oh, where are we going to stay tonight? 139 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,160 The teeth here are plain and smooth 140 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,760 Oh, I'm so angry, so angry 141 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,880 That I almost fly in flint 142 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:17,440 But there is probably no advice 143 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,840 Because we are so much too small 144 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,320 We are tired, both of us 145 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:28,400 But have nowhere to live 146 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:41,600 Then we are back home. Jens is happy because he doesn't have a toothache 147 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:50,080 But how is it with Karius and Baktus? Not so good. 148 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:54,800 And in the last act we hear how they fared in the end. 149 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:05,480 -These are bad times, Baktus. -Yes, dear brother. 150 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:10,640 No sweet things, and nowhere to live. 151 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:18,680 - Shall we try to sleep here in the corner? - I'm so angry I can't sleep. 152 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,160 Now he opens his mouth. Maybe something good will come. 153 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:26,640 - It's hardly anything good. - Push me, and I'll climb and see. 154 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,960 - Do you see something? - I see... 155 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:36,360 -Oh, so sad! -What are you seeing? 156 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,480 The brush! The toothbrush now again! 157 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,840 -What are we going to do? -No holes to crawl into! 158 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,720 No holes to hide in! Jens! Grace! 159 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,320 We will never bother you again! 160 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,040 - We have to hide, Karius! -But where? 161 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,320 Help! The brush takes me! 162 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,160 -Hold on tight! - I can't do it! 163 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,840 That's how it went with Karius and Baktus. 164 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:06,680 When the toothbrush came in the evening, they had no holes to hide in. 165 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:12,600 Then they were brushed out of the mouth, together with toothpaste, water and foam. 166 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:17,680 They fell down through the pipe, and far out to the great, vast sea. 167 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:22,800 There they sail around and wait just a tooth hole to crawl into. 168 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,120 It was perhaps a bit of a pity on Karius and Baktus. 169 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,120 But there was one who was happy that it went like this. 170 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,880 He was the one who owned the teeth. It was Jens.