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Okay, Mr. Gray,
It's time to disappear.

2
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No.

3
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- What are you doing?
- What the hell are you doing?

4
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It's you who is
smelling your fingers.

5
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- I'm getting rid of the gray hair.
- In the kitchen?

6
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Yes. It's the beauty of no 
live with a woman.

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Wow, these...

8
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- Did those hairs come from your nose?
- No.

9
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Further down.

10
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- Your chest?
- Further down... the back.

11
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Your ass? Disgusting!

12
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What are you?
A dandelion?

13
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Yes, place an order.

14
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Oh my God, man!

15
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Did you at least clean up after yourself?

16
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This is what you get
for spying on me.

17
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Come on!

18
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If I get conjunctivitis, man...

19
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I wasn't spying but admiring 
my wonderful handsome father

20
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through the camera.

21
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Wow, you're complimenting me.
How much will this cost?

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Why do you think 
Always want something from you?

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Because that's what you always do.

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Stop stalling and say what you want.

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You know, hero...

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I have an opportunity
wonderful to win $50,000

27
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sending a documentary is a
festival about things that inspire me.

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It will be a day in the life
by Mr. Damon "Poppa" Fulton.

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Right? Static, zoom,
Inclined angles...

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People talking to the camera, the same
a real documentary. Like The Office.

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He doesn't know that
The Office is a TV series.

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I didn't have the courage to tell him.

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My father thinks I'm stupid.
I'm not. The Office is real.

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And my documentary will be called
<i>icon: The Man Who Doesn't Give Up</i>.

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I mean he see me
like an icon.

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I knew I'd hook him with "cone."

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CAPTION BY: @joc4avlis

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Yes, delicious.
I love what I'm seeing.

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In the direction of my eyes.

40
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Okay, it was great.
That was great.

41
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Could you walk once more,
but try to be a little more iconic?

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Icons do not repeat your steps.

43
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The balloon should be written
"Feliz Anivers�rio",

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not "I'm sorry for your loss."

45
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She is turning 16
and not receiving a hysterectomy.

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Sorry. is that sometimes
I hate being the boss.

47
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Well, you're not the boss here, right?

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She's my assistant, 
Maybe concentrate?

49
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Maybe I would concentrate
if perhaps you would pay me.

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I told that boy.

51
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Rule number one:
never work with your wife.

52
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Good morning, Poppa.

53
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What's going on here?

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My son is recording
a documentary about me.

55
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- Should I put on makeup?
- No.

56
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It's not about you, it's about me.

57
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Don't pay attention to us, 
we are little flies.

58
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We're not even here.

59
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Not here.

60
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Very discreet.

61
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I'm ready for my advertisements.

62
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It's not necessary. AI has already done it.

63
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THERE? Allen Iverson did
my advertisements?

64
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No, watch this.

65
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Hey!

66
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This is Big Poppa
from Pappa's House.

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If you are anything like me,
a man of a certain age,

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you will fall and not
you will be able to get up.

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I've tried everything!

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Hypnosis. Shout against.
Popsicle stick.

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You know what they say.

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Once you get discouraged, 
never goes back up.

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At least that's what I thought,
until you try Upsies.

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Now, I'm stiff
and things start to swell.

75
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So, brother, when you fall,
get Upsies.

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Upsies.

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<i>Upsies.</i>

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What is Milli Vanilli doing here?
I never said anything like that.

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And you won't even need to.

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You hate recording commercials.
That's why we did it for you.

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Think about the time we saved.

82
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How did they think
could replace me

83
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with Artificial Intelligence?

84
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AI doesn't have what
I have, which is IE:

85
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Emotional Intelligence.

86
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- This is so wrong.
- No, this is the future, Poppa.

87
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Yes. Give me that.

88
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Yes. I'm loving it.

89
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A lot of confusion in your eyes.

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Water him, set him off.

91
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Dear!

92
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Hello? Earth to Nina.
What are you doing?

93
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Trying to save the volcano cake
of chocolate from a 1.5m.

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And if you say swim in the cake,

95
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I swear I'll come to you
hit it right on the head.

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I'm sorry, darling, but you
Could you focus on the task at hand?

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Mr. Director, a little chat.

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Guys, I have great news.

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Our assistant is no longer
of production assistance.

100
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- She is now general producer.
- Head of the studio.

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Studio boss.

102
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And the first order of your new position

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It's for me, and I open quotation marks,
"Shut my mouth."

104
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Thanks for the clarification, dear.

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I love that.
Closing the mouth.

106
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I love working with
my wife. It's so easy.

107
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Do you believe they
used artificial intelligence

108
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for me to say things
what would you ever say?

109
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Yes.

110
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"Scream against",
"Popsicle stick", really?

111
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Sometimes
you need to immobilize him.

112
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Whatever, I'll sue them.

113
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Okay. Calm down.

114
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It's a new world,
Fred Flinstone, right?

115
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AI is our ally,
help people.

116
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Sure, it will help them lose their jobs.

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Because this is the final phase.

118
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Soon it will be four people
with eight ice cream sticks

119
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pressing buttons
and controlling the world.

120
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Okay, let's go with the
conspiracy theories.

121
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Look, I know this
It might be hard for you.

122
00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:09,655
Do you understand?
I told you it was hilarious.

123
00:06:09,679 --> 00:06:12,977
See, this is not the time to
your jokes are unfunny.

124
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- This whole thing is leaving me...
- Impotent.

125
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Alright, Grand Canyon.

126
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What does this mean?

127
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I don't know. You're the funny one.
What do you think it means?

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- It seems to have several meanings.
- Really? Think and choose one.

129
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Well, it means to me...

130
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I am one of the Wonders of the World.

131
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Well done, Grand Canyon,
We'll keep this one.

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- Would you like a donut, Poppa?
- I told you, I'm diabetic.

133
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Are you trying to kill me?

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You know, every time
you three these sweets

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It's because there's bad news. 
What it was?

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I'm so obvious.

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00:07:02,502 --> 00:07:04,269
Sorry,
HR is looking for you.

138
00:07:04,294 --> 00:07:08,940
Did anyone hear you say "Grand Canyon"
and they know what it means...

139
00:07:08,965 --> 00:07:10,367
means...

140
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means.

141
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We'll start from the beginning.

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Creating a hostile work environment,
completed anonymously.

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Intimidation, also anonymous.

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Asking Allen to pull his finger.

145
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Anonymous.

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Okay, I'm anonymous.

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Do you want to know? That's true,
but they are old things.

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Do you want new things?

149
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How about "Grand Canyon"?
What does this mean?

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I don't know.

151
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What do you think it means?

152
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Well, people all over
place come to visit

153
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and you need a mule
to explore.

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Bingo!
That's what it means, then.

155
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Enough already,
I know exactly what it means.

156
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It is completely inappropriate.

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You know, on the whole, this is clearly
a breach of your contract.

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Rape, sister.

159
00:08:03,342 --> 00:08:06,112
What about my rights?
What happened to consent?

160
00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,170
It was the time when 
stole my wallet

161
00:08:08,195 --> 00:08:09,846
you would be charged with theft.

162
00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:12,333
But now, you can
steal my soul,

163
00:08:12,357 --> 00:08:15,063
profit from it and there is nothing
What can I do?

164
00:08:15,088 --> 00:08:18,446
I'm loving all of this.
Yes.

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00:08:18,471 --> 00:08:20,474
- Who are you?
- Hi.

166
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I'm Damon Fultor Jr.,
the director.

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Get out of here.

168
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I like that arrogance.
Let's go with it.

169
00:08:26,662 --> 00:08:29,866
Yes, you are a
born villain, that's what it is.

170
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You are Omarosa who met
Dear Mommy

171
00:08:32,006 --> 00:08:34,517
with a pinch of
 �rsula, The Sea Witch.

172
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You look crazy up close.

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And the security guard is here.
And he is big.

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And he is black.

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With a little ponytail.
I didn't like it.

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And I'm leaving.

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I already told you to
Don't whistle at me.

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Mr. Fulton, we own
your image rights.

179
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Corporate feels safe that
Dr. Reed takes over the program herself.

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00:08:56,001 --> 00:08:58,065
- Are you threatening me?
- No!

181
00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:00,777
I am a lover, not a fighter.
Just the messenger.

182
00:09:00,802 --> 00:09:02,485
And beneficiary.

183
00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:03,610
Now...

184
00:09:03,635 --> 00:09:07,016
We can do it the easy way,
or let's use the bat to hit the ball.

185
00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:10,484
You just put "stick"
and "ball" in the same sentence.

186
00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,111
Why don't you write this?

187
00:09:13,597 --> 00:09:14,903
You really should.

188
00:09:18,011 --> 00:09:21,395
I don't care. It needs to be
thick and brown.

189
00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:23,011
Do as I asked.

190
00:09:23,391 --> 00:09:25,885
- Nina, what are you doing?
- Wondering where the hell

191
00:09:25,969 --> 00:09:27,891
my volcano cake 
1.5m chocolate bar is.

192
00:09:27,916 --> 00:09:29,438
I need
silence in the stadium,

193
00:09:29,463 --> 00:09:31,708
then turn off your cell phone
and focus.

194
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,504
Yes sir.

195
00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,200
Good girl.

196
00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:39,692
 - I am?
- Yes, you are.

197
00:09:41,392 --> 00:09:43,214
- Are you okay?
- Don't ruin this.

198
00:09:48,803 --> 00:09:50,509
- How it was?
- How it was?

199
00:09:51,105 --> 00:09:52,312
Do you really want to know?

200
00:09:53,215 --> 00:09:54,707
Listen to my <i>flow</i>.

201
00:09:58,186 --> 00:10:00,970
<i>I've just been
intimidated and deceived</i>

202
00:10:00,995 --> 00:10:03,070
<i>Totally disrespected</i>

203
00:10:03,095 --> 00:10:06,119
<i>I'm feeling emotionally,
so I'm feeling down</i>

204
00:10:06,144 --> 00:10:09,182
<i>This company I spent 25 years</i>

205
00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:11,966
<i>made me realize my biggest mistake</i>

206
00:10:11,991 --> 00:10:15,805
<i>They tried to erase me
and dishonor me</i>

207
00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:18,668
<i>Using my digital form
to replace my normal self</i>

208
00:10:18,693 --> 00:10:20,581
<i>Well, they don't know
Who are they messing with?

209
00:10:20,606 --> 00:10:22,609
<i>Because what you see
That's what you'll get</i>

210
00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:25,711
<i>I'm out like a boy scout
in a new script</i>

211
00:10:25,736 --> 00:10:27,804
<i>Of course, see you soon</i>

212
00:10:27,829 --> 00:10:30,713
I just want to say to my fans,

213
00:10:31,111 --> 00:10:33,303
my audience,
I want to thank

214
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:36,511
for 25 years
of your love and support.

215
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,205
I couldn't have done that
without you. We did it.

216
00:10:39,801 --> 00:10:42,514
And I want you to know
that there will not be a day

217
00:10:43,906 --> 00:10:45,417
where I will not remember...

218
00:10:46,287 --> 00:10:48,218
of ours
<i>Good Times</i>

219
00:10:49,686 --> 00:10:52,700
<i>These are the good times</i>

220
00:10:52,725 --> 00:10:54,908
Poppa, please don't do this.

221
00:10:54,933 --> 00:10:57,113
Never make a decision in anger.

222
00:10:57,138 --> 00:11:00,406
- We can make this program work.
- Woman, you talk like them.

223
00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:03,306
Maybe, because you
got what he wanted.

224
00:11:03,604 --> 00:11:06,611
My audience, my chair,
my program.

225
00:11:06,636 --> 00:11:08,409
I didn't ask for any of this.

226
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,989
Well, you know what?

227
00:11:10,073 --> 00:11:12,452
They will come after you later,
anyway.

228
00:11:13,497 --> 00:11:14,571
Cut.

229
00:11:14,596 --> 00:11:17,519
Wow, excellent work.
I loved the rhymes.

230
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,403
Now, we can make a
Where do you keep your work?

231
00:11:20,428 --> 00:11:22,513
The documentary is literally called:

232
00:11:22,538 --> 00:11:24,676
<i>icon: The Man Who Doesn't Give Up</i>,

233
00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:26,418
then we will keep the work,
understand?

234
00:11:27,491 --> 00:11:28,807
- Action.
- He arrives!

235
00:11:29,194 --> 00:11:30,201
He finished.

236
00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,412
Put that damn camera away.

237
00:11:38,997 --> 00:11:41,601
Dad, you have to go back to
work to finish this.

238
00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:45,685
I don't have to do anything
in addition to paying taxes and dying.

239
00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:48,982
Other than that, you only care about
complete this stupid documentary,

240
00:11:49,007 --> 00:11:50,921
to get your $50,000.

241
00:11:50,946 --> 00:11:53,519
Look, the money is
important to me? Yes.

242
00:11:53,544 --> 00:11:56,372
is more important to me
than my father and his happiness?

243
00:11:56,397 --> 00:11:57,607
Yes too.

244
00:11:57,632 --> 00:12:00,070
But...
This is the $50,000 "but"

245
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,971
I love you and I think
Resigning is a mistake.

246
00:12:02,996 --> 00:12:06,570
Stay on principles
it will never be a mistake.

247
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:09,471
Okay, I'll stay in the
principles too, so, beauty?

248
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,669
I will give up on the documentary.
While this happens,

249
00:12:11,694 --> 00:12:13,205
I'm going to give up on my marriage.

250
00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,165
Give up on being a father.
Who will need it?

251
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:17,013
Give up taking a shower.
Does it itch?

252
00:12:17,038 --> 00:12:18,705
Like hell. Will I get stinky?

253
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:20,708
For sure.
Like a loser.

254
00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:22,413
Because that's what the Fultons are.

255
00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:27,507
A lineage of stinky losers
under a hot pile of principles.

256
00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:31,412
This is reverse psychology
dumbest thing I've ever heard.

257
00:12:31,496 --> 00:12:34,401
No, it's a waste of time to throw it away
25 years of career.

258
00:12:34,426 --> 00:12:37,071
Dad, I've never seen you
resign from anything sooner.

259
00:12:37,096 --> 00:12:38,816
But I'm not quitting, son.

260
00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:40,398
I'm retiring.

261
00:12:40,703 --> 00:12:42,994
In fact,
I'm going to run with the <i>bulls</i>.

262
00:12:43,019 --> 00:12:44,598
- Chicago Bulls?
- No.

263
00:12:44,623 --> 00:12:47,169
The idiots who run
with the bulls in Spain.

264
00:12:47,194 --> 00:12:49,602
I'll watch them get trampled.

265
00:12:50,198 --> 00:12:52,198
And then the next day,
I will wake up

266
00:12:52,223 --> 00:12:54,782
I'm going fishing in Nova Scotia.

267
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:55,815
The next day...

268
00:12:56,411 --> 00:12:58,713
some golf at Pebble Beach.

269
00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:00,901
And then...
return to Nova Scotia

270
00:13:00,926 --> 00:13:04,008
for a quick lunch
while I watch the Northern Lights.

271
00:13:04,906 --> 00:13:06,302
- The Northern Lights?
- Yes.

272
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,615
At lunch?

273
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,115
Dad, you don't even know
where Nova Scotia is.

274
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:12,376
- It's in Canada.
- No, it doesn't stay.

275
00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:14,198
- Yes, stay.
- Yes, stay.

276
00:13:15,312 --> 00:13:17,606
See, Junior, get it into your head.

277
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,398
I'm on vacation now.

278
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,267
Now if you'll excuse me,

279
00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:24,362
I have to send my payment
my travel agent

280
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,807
so she can book
my ship to Nova Scotia.

281
00:13:28,296 --> 00:13:29,393
Your ship?

282
00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:30,895
What are you, a seabird?

283
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,099
Father!

284
00:13:32,124 --> 00:13:35,203
The world is changing.
It's time for you to change together.

285
00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:40,578
Welcome to
<i>The Dr. Reed Show</i>.

286
00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:45,015
Let me help you and guide you to
a more balanced and happy life.

287
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,071
You already have a connection on the line.

288
00:13:48,096 --> 00:13:49,904
Caller, what do you say?

289
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,307
<i>No disrespect intended, Dr. Reed,</i>

290
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,709
<i>like, you're good and all, but...</i>

291
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,272
<i>but this program does not
It's the same without Poppa.</i>

292
00:13:57,297 --> 00:13:59,906
<i>We miss you
of the rhymes, of the essence.</i>

293
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,430
<i>Understand, no disrespect intended.</i>

294
00:14:01,455 --> 00:14:04,209
<i>This show sucks without Poppa.</i>

295
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,703
<i>No disrespect intended.</i>

296
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:08,381
<i>Basically, you just
It's not funny, Dr. Reed.</i>

297
00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:09,615
<i>Respectfully.</i>

298
00:14:10,698 --> 00:14:12,198
Is this Junior?

299
00:14:12,223 --> 00:14:13,717
It's not me.

300
00:14:15,401 --> 00:14:16,614
<i>� someone else.</i>

301
00:14:16,643 --> 00:14:19,371
<i>But he would like to talk
with you immediately.</i>

302
00:14:19,396 --> 00:14:22,678
So if you have his number,
Maybe you would call?

303
00:14:22,703 --> 00:14:24,771
Do you mean that number, idiot?

304
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,078
No disrespect intended.

305
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:28,619
Then Junior told me
that Poppa desperately

306
00:14:28,644 --> 00:14:31,697
you wanted to apologize
for insulting an icon.

307
00:14:31,722 --> 00:14:32,801
Me.

308
00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:35,088
I decided to give you a chance

309
00:14:35,113 --> 00:14:37,104
to kiss the ring.

310
00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:40,004
You know what, if she wants
come crawling back

311
00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:42,506
to this icon on your knees, hey...

312
00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:43,766
I am willing to accept.

313
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,605
So I'm a liar.

314
00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:47,103
Yes, you are.

315
00:14:47,128 --> 00:14:49,513
You are a dirty liar,
and I like that.

316
00:14:49,796 --> 00:14:51,572
Anyway,
I lied to both of them

317
00:14:51,597 --> 00:14:54,410
but I needed them together 
to save this documentary.

318
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,947
There you go!

319
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,002
Take it!

320
00:15:02,994 --> 00:15:04,276
Now.

321
00:15:04,301 --> 00:15:06,403
See who's here.

322
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:07,890
All good.

323
00:15:08,197 --> 00:15:11,672
You can stay right there.
Let me put that cushion

324
00:15:11,697 --> 00:15:13,611
to be able to get down on one knee.

325
00:15:14,109 --> 00:15:15,615
What are you talking about?

326
00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:17,974
Not ready to kiss something?

327
00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:21,405
Yes, its goodbye if you don't
I'm here to apologize.

328
00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:23,700
Apologize for what?

329
00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:28,205
Junior said you were
begging for my forgiveness.

330
00:15:28,587 --> 00:15:31,093
That's funny,
because Nina said you

331
00:15:31,118 --> 00:15:34,007
was begging for
ask for my forgiveness.

332
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:37,806
- What?
- What?

333
00:15:40,015 --> 00:15:43,002
See, I know you
you're probably wondering

334
00:15:43,297 --> 00:15:45,118
- what's going on here, right?
- Yes.

335
00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:47,908
And I would like, too,
So without further ado...

336
00:15:48,712 --> 00:15:49,712
Nina, tell them.

337
00:15:51,389 --> 00:15:55,009
Junior is a dirty liar.
And he has something to tell you.

338
00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:56,606
Okay, honey, relax.

339
00:15:56,631 --> 00:15:57,908
Not in front of my father.

340
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,398
See, I want to show you something.

341
00:16:01,076 --> 00:16:02,176
Look at this.

342
00:16:02,785 --> 00:16:03,905
<i>Sorry, where do you think
that's going...</i>

343
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,318
See engagement.

344
00:16:05,995 --> 00:16:07,610
<i>This conversation is over.</i>

345
00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:11,112
<i>This conversation isn't over, Poppa.</i>

346
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,505
The public loves that you hate each other.

347
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:14,912
That's a good drama.

348
00:16:14,937 --> 00:16:17,915
That's what makes a great podcast.
Starring the two of you.

349
00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:20,672
Too late...
She already has a job.

350
00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:21,734
My.

351
00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:23,505
No more.

352
00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:24,599
I resigned.

353
00:16:24,624 --> 00:16:27,815
- They must have used you as an AI.
- Yes, they did.

354
00:16:28,985 --> 00:16:30,399
They showed me this.

355
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,907
Me, I'm Dr. Reed.

356
00:16:34,937 --> 00:16:37,381
I used to feel
sad and useless,

357
00:16:37,406 --> 00:16:39,212
until you start taking...

358
00:16:41,469 --> 00:16:42,508
Happium.

359
00:16:42,808 --> 00:16:44,376
And now, I never feel sad.

360
00:16:44,401 --> 00:16:45,401
In fact...

361
00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:47,302
I don't feel anything anymore.

362
00:16:47,327 --> 00:16:49,198
Happium: The best feeling...

363
00:16:49,223 --> 00:16:50,399
It's nothing.

364
00:16:50,483 --> 00:16:51,947
Side effects include:

365
00:16:52,032 --> 00:16:53,511
headache, dry mouth,
blurred vision,

366
00:16:53,536 --> 00:16:55,308
breast enlargement
and back problems.

367
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,911
<i>Directly from enlarged breasts.</i>

368
00:16:57,797 --> 00:16:59,876
- Breast augmentation?
- No, Junior.

369
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:00,901
I warned you.

370
00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:02,401
Yes, he warned.

371
00:17:02,703 --> 00:17:05,211
- Are you saying I was right?
- Never.

372
00:17:06,412 --> 00:17:07,706
Before you go,

373
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,802
I want you to know

374
00:17:10,401 --> 00:17:12,108
that I never wanted your job.

375
00:17:13,694 --> 00:17:15,110
What I wanted

376
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,806
it was working together with an icon.

377
00:17:17,194 --> 00:17:19,476
And this podcast was a great idea.

378
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:22,603
But since you hate me,
it will never work.

379
00:17:23,204 --> 00:17:25,401
Why do you think that
we have nothing in common.

380
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:29,184
But the truth of the matter is,
probably

381
00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:31,203
I like more
soul music than you.

382
00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:34,512
<i>"Sweet Harmony."</i>

383
00:17:35,198 --> 00:17:37,014
Name of the artist and year it was released.

384
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,013
Smokey Robinson.

385
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,914
1973.

386
00:17:43,616 --> 00:17:47,020
He dedicated this song to
their former partners, The Miracles.

387
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:48,602
Ask another question.

388
00:17:48,627 --> 00:17:50,711
- "September."
- Earth, Wind and Fire.

389
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,703
1978. Ironically,
was released in November.

390
00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:57,601
- "Grazing In The Grass."
-Hugh Masekela. 1968.

391
00:17:57,626 --> 00:18:00,210
It's a mystery whether music
Is it about marijuana or not.

392
00:18:00,235 --> 00:18:03,505
It was the 60s,
it definitely was.

393
00:18:06,101 --> 00:18:07,201
I'm not here.

394
00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:11,801
Poppa, do you remember
When I said your...

395
00:18:12,099 --> 00:18:14,501
program helped me
When you were in college?

396
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:15,790
Yes.

397
00:18:16,106 --> 00:18:18,907
I had just passed by
a bad ending and there was no...

398
00:18:20,111 --> 00:18:21,991
I'm sure I could do it, so...

399
00:18:22,015 --> 00:18:24,315
I tuned into your program
and I heard you saying

400
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,115
that a broken heart
it was a blessing,

401
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,523
because a heart
who was never hurt,

402
00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:30,932
would never mature.

403
00:18:32,918 --> 00:18:34,118
I remember that.

404
00:18:35,387 --> 00:18:37,076
And then I played Al Green...

405
00:18:37,101 --> 00:18:39,012
- "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?"
- "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?"

406
00:18:40,591 --> 00:18:42,704
That night I cried myself to sleep,

407
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,021
but the next day...

408
00:18:46,013 --> 00:18:47,412
my heart was lighter.

409
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,704
And I had hope again.

410
00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:53,872
What happened to the idiot
Who broke your heart?

411
00:18:53,897 --> 00:18:54,902
I married him.

412
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,600
Want to hear about it?

413
00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:01,108
We are taking longer than it should.
Let's reach the climax soon.

414
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,269
<i>Spoiler alert...</i>

415
00:19:02,294 --> 00:19:04,908
- They will do the podcast.
- Due to people.

416
00:19:06,302 --> 00:19:07,402
<i>Are you ready?</i>

417
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,608
Hey, how are you guys?

418
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:14,978
Welcome to
<i>The Pop and Doc Show.</i>

419
00:19:15,003 --> 00:19:18,869
We will stimulate your mind,
body and soul

420
00:19:18,894 --> 00:19:21,577
whether you are young or, dear,
Be you just another piece of junk.

421
00:19:21,602 --> 00:19:25,138
So, Poppitos and Doccitos,
we want to hear you.

422
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,307
Say what you would like 
to talk to us.

423
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,963
And "nothing" is out of the question.

424
00:19:28,988 --> 00:19:31,795
That's it, and while it's
reflecting on,

425
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,182
I'll take you back.

426
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:37,201
I'll take you then
with the constructed melody.

427
00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:41,819
And I dedicate this song
for my new partner in crime.

428
00:19:46,114 --> 00:19:49,212
<i>There is nothing stopping us now</i>

429
00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:51,023
<i>We're buzzing</i>

430
00:19:54,598 --> 00:19:57,102
<i>There is nothing stopping us now</i>

431
00:20:00,989 --> 00:20:03,613
It looks like Bruce Leroy
I had to get a job...

432
00:20:07,301 --> 00:20:09,266
Then the next day,
I will wake up earlier,

433
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,523
play golf in Nova Scotia.

434
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,211
That's not how you play golf.

435
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,405
I'm going to learn how to play golf.

436
00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:17,430
Why...

437
00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:19,311
My <i>swing</i> is terrible.

438
00:20:20,993 --> 00:20:23,109
You know, I thought about it and...

439
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,857
I'm not Grand Canyon.

440
00:20:24,882 --> 00:20:27,513
Okay, but for security reasons,
make one where you say

441
00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:29,616
that you are and...

442
00:20:29,641 --> 00:20:32,008
on my signal and...
action!

443
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:34,718
- I am a Grand Canyon.
- Yes, you are.

444
00:20:34,743 --> 00:20:36,909
Cut! That was great.
I loved this one.

445
00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:38,501
It was the best.
We will use this one.
