1
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<i>[GLASS CRACKS]</i>

2
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<i>[BIRDS CHIRPING]</i>

3
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<i>[PANTING]</i>

4
00:01:03,201 --> 00:01:05,121
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

5
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<i>[BEEPS]</i>

6
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<i>- [MAN] Hey, Lacie!
- Hey! [GIGGLES]</i>

7
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<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

8
00:01:24,558 --> 00:01:25,878
<i>[CAMERA CLICKS]</i>

9
00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,678
<i>["SEND" ALERT PLAYS]</i>

10
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<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

11
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<i>[GIGGLES]</i>

12
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<i>[GIGGLES]</i>

13
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<i>[GIGGLES]</i>

14
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<i>[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]</i>

15
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<i>[LACIE] Ryan?</i>

16
00:02:10,513 --> 00:02:12,072
<i>[COMBAT SOUNDS ON HEADSET]</i>

17
00:02:12,152 --> 00:02:13,432
<i>Ryan!</i>

18
00:02:18,512 --> 00:02:20,631
<i>- [YELLS]
- [EXPLOSION ON HEADSET]</i>

19
00:02:20,711 --> 00:02:23,391
<i>- I was holding a bomb!
- [MAN] Come on!</i>

20
00:02:23,471 --> 00:02:24,991
<i>Sorry, guys.</i>

21
00:02:25,071 --> 00:02:30,750
<i>Landlord is sending buyers over today
so... put your pants on.</i>

22
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<i>Maybe if I don't,
it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here.</i>

23
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<i>[SINGSONG] Not an option, Ryan.
Lease is up in four weeks.</i>

24
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<i>Hey, I'm thinking of you.
I've got somewhere to go.</i>

25
00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:45,148
<i>Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix
so I get his place.</i>

26
00:02:46,228 --> 00:02:48,428
<i>- Okay.
- Now who's the slow poke?</i>

27
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<i>I'm... seeing some places over lunch.
Catch you later.</i>

28
00:02:57,947 --> 00:02:59,107
<i>[GUNFIRE ON HEADSET]</i>

29
00:02:59,187 --> 00:03:01,186
<i>Sorry, that was my sister.</i>

30
00:03:02,506 --> 00:03:04,946
<i>Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to.</i>

31
00:03:11,305 --> 00:03:12,585
<i>[MAN] Jasmine tea?</i>

32
00:03:17,904 --> 00:03:19,344
<i>[CHILD GIGGLES]</i>

33
00:03:19,424 --> 00:03:20,984
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

34
00:03:22,864 --> 00:03:26,063
<i>[MAN] And that's one Brushed Suede.</i>

35
00:03:27,023 --> 00:03:28,703
<i>You want a cookie with that?</i>

36
00:03:28,783 --> 00:03:32,383
<i>- It's on the house.
- Sounds awesome. [GIGGLES]</i>

37
00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,662
<i>- [LACIE GIGGLES]
- [PHONE BEEPS]</i>

38
00:03:37,742 --> 00:03:40,502
<i>- See you tomorrow, JJ.
- See you, Lacie.</i>

39
00:03:40,582 --> 00:03:41,582
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

40
00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:45,781
<i>[GASPS] Oh, I saw your boy
in the fire hat just now! So cute!</i>

41
00:03:45,861 --> 00:03:48,421
<i>- Yeah, he's really something.
- [LAUGHS]</i>

42
00:03:48,501 --> 00:03:49,941
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

43
00:04:09,578 --> 00:04:11,138
<i>[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]</i>

44
00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:27,416
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

45
00:04:31,176 --> 00:04:32,975
<i>[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]</i>

46
00:04:35,335 --> 00:04:36,215
<i>Hmm.</i>

47
00:04:52,733 --> 00:04:54,653
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

48
00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,932
<i>[PHONE BEEPS REPEATEDLY]</i>

49
00:05:07,211 --> 00:05:08,331
<i>[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]</i>

50
00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,850
<i>Hey, Lacie!</i>

51
00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:18,290
<i>- Bets, it's great to see you!
- You too.</i>

52
00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:19,370
<i>[LACIE GIGGLES]</i>

53
00:05:28,169 --> 00:05:29,728
<i>[CAT MEOWS]</i>

54
00:05:29,808 --> 00:05:31,128
<i>[LACIE] How's Pancakes?</i>

55
00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:35,408
<i>He's hilarious.
Such a funny cat. Just the best.</i>

56
00:05:35,488 --> 00:05:36,648
<i>[BOTH LAUGH]</i>

57
00:05:39,527 --> 00:05:41,607
<i>- Are you still at Hoddicker?
- Mm-hmm.</i>

58
00:05:41,687 --> 00:05:44,727
<i>- Yeah. It's going pretty great.
- Good to hear.</i>

59
00:05:44,807 --> 00:05:46,966
<i>- So what brings you back here?
- New job, first day.</i>

60
00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:49,486
<i>- First day?
- At Blankman-Harper.</i>

61
00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:52,406
<i>Whoa! Top floor! That's...</i>

62
00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:55,845
<i>- Well, good luck.
- I know, right? [LAUGHS]</i>

63
00:05:57,205 --> 00:06:00,245
<i>It's great you're still happy
at Hoddicker.</i>

64
00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:02,564
<i>- Well, maybe not forever.
- No, not forever.</i>

65
00:06:02,644 --> 00:06:04,284
<i>- But for now...
- It's OK for now.</i>

66
00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,924
<i>It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is.</i>

67
00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,163
<i>[CHATTERING]</i>

68
00:06:14,603 --> 00:06:16,083
<i>[PHONE RINGING]</i>

69
00:06:21,962 --> 00:06:23,802
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

70
00:06:32,441 --> 00:06:34,081
<i>[BEEPING]</i>

71
00:06:44,559 --> 00:06:48,279
<i>[WAVES CRASHING, SEAGULLS SQUAWK]</i>

72
00:07:04,997 --> 00:07:07,876
<i>Lacie, I got you a smoothie.</i>

73
00:07:07,956 --> 00:07:11,716
<i>Got one for everyone, actually.
Still a bunch of them for grabs.</i>

74
00:07:13,276 --> 00:07:15,595
<i>They're from the organic stall
at the farmers' market.</i>

75
00:07:15,675 --> 00:07:17,155
<i>Sure. Okay.</i>

76
00:07:20,915 --> 00:07:22,315
<i>[GASPS]</i>

77
00:07:23,395 --> 00:07:25,474
<i>Mmm!</i>

78
00:07:27,834 --> 00:07:29,594
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

79
00:07:31,913 --> 00:07:33,913
<i>Thank you. Thank you.</i>

80
00:07:38,353 --> 00:07:40,632
<i>[WHISPERS]
We're kind of not talking to Ches.</i>

81
00:07:41,912 --> 00:07:45,752
<i>- 3.1? What happened?
- Him and Gordon split up.</i>

82
00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:47,272
<i>Oh...</i>

83
00:07:47,352 --> 00:07:50,231
<i>- Poor Ches.
- No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side.</i>

84
00:07:50,311 --> 00:07:52,991
<i>Sure! Obviously.</i>

85
00:07:53,071 --> 00:07:56,590
<i>Ches is kissing ass.
Trying to scrape himself back.</i>

86
00:07:56,670 --> 00:08:01,070
<i>Of course, if it drops below two-five,
then it's... bye-bye.</i>

87
00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:03,030
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

88
00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:05,749
<i>[BOTH GASP]</i>

89
00:08:08,069 --> 00:08:09,429
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

90
00:08:11,589 --> 00:08:15,388
<i>[PHONE BEEPING]</i>

91
00:08:27,827 --> 00:08:29,506
<i>[RINGTONE CHIMING]</i>

92
00:08:31,985 --> 00:08:33,386
<i>[LACIE] Hello?</i>

93
00:08:33,465 --> 00:08:36,386
<i>- [RYAN] Yo, they're taking it.
- Who?</i>

94
00:08:36,465 --> 00:08:39,705
<i>The couple the landlord sent over.
I heard them talking.</i>

95
00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:40,825
<i>Okay.</i>

96
00:08:43,104 --> 00:08:47,864
<i>So,
now we move into the light space area.</i>

97
00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:51,824
<i>Ideal for special times with loved ones.</i>

98
00:08:51,904 --> 00:08:55,863
<i>- Great food, great company.
- Mm-hmm!</i>

99
00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:01,023
<i>- [PHONE BEEPS]
- Whoa! [LAUGHS]</i>

100
00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:03,582
<i>[WOMAN]
Sampled your photo stream to make her.</i>

101
00:09:04,662 --> 00:09:06,142
<i>Great hair!</i>

102
00:09:06,222 --> 00:09:08,262
<i>[WOMAN] Styled free of charge
at the members' salon.</i>

103
00:09:10,022 --> 00:09:12,221
<i>Oh, my God. [GIGGLES]</i>

104
00:09:13,741 --> 00:09:15,461
<i>[LACIE] It's hilarious!</i>

105
00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:18,181
<i>[WOMAN] You like him?</i>

106
00:09:18,261 --> 00:09:21,300
<i>- He's okay.
- He doesn't come with the apartment.</i>

107
00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:23,860
<i>[BOTH LAUGH]</i>

108
00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:28,619
<i>But there is a bar and restaurant
on site, tenants only.</i>

109
00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:32,819
<i>We have unparalleled metrics
on romantic geneses.</i>

110
00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:33,939
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

111
00:09:34,019 --> 00:09:37,458
<i>[WOMAN] I gotta say,
these places are going like "that."</i>

112
00:09:37,538 --> 00:09:41,658
<i>- So don't delay if you're interested.
- Oh, I'm more than interested.</i>

113
00:09:41,738 --> 00:09:45,537
<i>Standard occupancy
on a minimum six-month contract,</i>

114
00:09:45,617 --> 00:09:49,057
<i>we're talking... this much.</i>

115
00:09:50,617 --> 00:09:53,336
<i>- How often are the payments?
- That's weekly.</i>

116
00:09:54,216 --> 00:09:55,696
<i>- Okay.
- [WOMAN LAUGHS]</i>

117
00:09:55,776 --> 00:09:58,136
<i>- A little more than expected?
- Yeah.</i>

118
00:09:58,216 --> 00:09:59,415
<i>There's options.</i>

119
00:09:59,495 --> 00:10:01,895
<i>You know our Prime Influencers Programme?</i>

120
00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:04,695
<i>- Do I qualify for that?
- No. No, you don't.</i>

121
00:10:05,535 --> 00:10:07,894
<i>We'd need you around a 4.5.</i>

122
00:10:09,574 --> 00:10:11,894
<i>4.5?</i>

123
00:10:11,974 --> 00:10:15,134
<i>Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount.</i>

124
00:10:19,173 --> 00:10:21,053
<i>- 4.5.
- That's right.</i>

125
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,092
<i>[SIGHS]</i>

126
00:10:29,332 --> 00:10:31,052
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

127
00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:33,291
<i>[SIGHS]</i>

128
00:10:37,411 --> 00:10:39,091
<i>[LAUGHTER]</i>

129
00:10:52,809 --> 00:10:54,609
<i>[BEEPS]</i>

130
00:11:00,688 --> 00:11:02,328
<i>[LAUGHS SOFTLY]</i>

131
00:11:16,326 --> 00:11:20,926
<i>Pelican Cove? What is this?
A eugenics programme?</i>

132
00:11:21,006 --> 00:11:25,925
<i>- A lifestyle community.
- No one is this happy.</i>

133
00:11:26,005 --> 00:11:28,445
<i>A two-year-old with a fucking balloon
isn't this happy.</i>

134
00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:31,164
<i>It's actually a pretty cool place.</i>

135
00:11:32,884 --> 00:11:35,324
<i>Like you'd even qualify.</i>

136
00:11:41,883 --> 00:11:43,483
<i>There's nothing I can do, sir.</i>

137
00:11:43,563 --> 00:11:46,003
<i>[MAN] Well, it's not hopeless,
you're clearly a tryer.</i>

138
00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:49,562
<i>That's the sense you get just from... me?</i>

139
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,242
<i>From your rep report analytics.</i>

140
00:11:52,322 --> 00:11:55,881
<i>If we drill down into the numbers,
you've got a solid popularity arc here.</i>

141
00:11:55,961 --> 00:11:59,441
<i>Strong overall trajectory.
Let's just look at the last 24 hours.</i>

142
00:12:00,521 --> 00:12:01,441
<i>You see, even...</i>

143
00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:05,680
<i>What's that? 8:40 a.m.
You're working hard on your socials.</i>

144
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,720
<i>- Great little uptake there.
- Okay.</i>

145
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,079
<i>Couple of minor dings there.
You cut someone off in traffic?</i>

146
00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:13,999
<i>Oh, just a workplace thing. [LAUGHS]</i>

147
00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:17,039
<i>Okay.
Let's check on your sphere of influence.</i>

148
00:12:17,119 --> 00:12:19,158
<i>Let me zoom out here.</i>

149
00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:23,438
<i>Great peripherals.
Strangers like you, that's a plus.</i>

150
00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:28,077
<i>- Healthy inner circle. It's good.
- Thank you. [GIGGLES]</i>

151
00:12:28,157 --> 00:12:31,717
<i>There's a ways to go,
but 4.5 is certainly achievable.</i>

152
00:12:32,437 --> 00:12:33,757
<i>How long do you think?</i>

153
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:34,957
<i>- To hit 4.5?
- Mm-hmm.</i>

154
00:12:35,037 --> 00:12:37,036
<i>Well, barring a major setback,</i>

155
00:12:37,116 --> 00:12:41,276
<i>a public disgrace kind of deal,
I'd say 18 months or so.</i>

156
00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:46,755
<i>Oh, I need more short term.
Like... much more. [LAUGHS]</i>

157
00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:48,115
<i>Then you'll need a boost.</i>

158
00:12:48,995 --> 00:12:51,195
<i>- What kind of a boost?
- Well...</i>

159
00:12:52,674 --> 00:12:55,434
<i>Most of your interactions are confined
to your inner circle</i>

160
00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:59,953
<i>and they're largely, pardon the term,
mid-to low-range folks.</i>

161
00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:01,393
<i>Same with your outer circle.</i>

162
00:13:01,473 --> 00:13:04,673
<i>You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars
from service industry workers,</i>

163
00:13:04,753 --> 00:13:06,633
<i>but there's not much else.</i>

164
00:13:06,713 --> 00:13:08,432
<i>At least as far as I can see.</i>

165
00:13:08,512 --> 00:13:11,272
<i>So in terms of quality,
you could use a punch up right there.</i>

166
00:13:11,352 --> 00:13:14,512
<i>Ideally,
that's up votes from quality people.</i>

167
00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:17,991
<i>- Quality people?
- High fours.</i>

168
00:13:18,071 --> 00:13:21,631
<i>Impress those up-scale folks,
you'll gain velocity on your arc</i>

169
00:13:21,711 --> 00:13:23,351
<i>and there's your boost.</i>

170
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,390
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

171
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,069
<i>[PANTING]</i>

172
00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,909
<i>- Oh, hi, JJ!
- Hey, Lacie!</i>

173
00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:43,068
<i>- Keith! Hello.
- Lacie!</i>

174
00:13:44,268 --> 00:13:46,268
<i>- [KEITH] You look great today.
- Thank you!</i>

175
00:13:47,228 --> 00:13:51,147
<i>- Door won't open. I'm on 2.4.
- Sorry, Ches. I'm late.</i>

176
00:13:51,227 --> 00:13:53,147
<i>I just need some stars, please!</i>

177
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,387
<i>Fuck!</i>

178
00:13:59,866 --> 00:14:01,226
<i>[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]</i>

179
00:14:04,986 --> 00:14:07,585
<i>- Oh, hi!
- Hi!</i>

180
00:14:07,665 --> 00:14:10,945
<i>- How's it going at Blankman?
- Just great.</i>

181
00:14:11,025 --> 00:14:16,224
<i>- Well, I bet you work... good there.
- Thank you.</i>

182
00:14:20,784 --> 00:14:22,543
<i>Would you like a croissant?</i>

183
00:14:22,623 --> 00:14:24,743
<i>They gave me an extra at the coffee place.</i>

184
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,943
<i>- Oh, no, I already ate.
- Okay, sure. All good. Yes.</i>

185
00:14:28,023 --> 00:14:29,263
<i>Yeah.</i>

186
00:14:31,302 --> 00:14:35,902
<i>- [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
- Well, here's me, so...</i>

187
00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:39,941
<i>- [GIGGLES]
- [PHONES BEEP]</i>

188
00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:46,421
{\an8}<i>Don't try too hard.
It's impossible to respect.</i>

189
00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:50,940
{\an8}<i>High fours can smell it a mile off.
Just be you.</i>

190
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,260
<i>Authentic gestures, that's the key.</i>

191
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:56,779
<i>- That's time up, I'll catch you later.
{\an8}- Oh, could I just ask...</i>

192
00:15:10,938 --> 00:15:12,017
<i>[PHONE CHIRPS]</i>

193
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,536
<i>[BEEPING]</i>

194
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:51,733
<i>[CAMERA CLICKS]</i>

195
00:15:54,092 --> 00:15:55,212
<i>[CHIRPS]</i>

196
00:15:59,932 --> 00:16:04,251
<i>[MUTTERS] ..."Mr. Rags."</i>

197
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,890
<i>[EXHALES]</i>

198
00:16:20,649 --> 00:16:21,649
<i>[SIGHS]</i>

199
00:16:22,769 --> 00:16:24,329
<i>[BEEPS]</i>

200
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,007
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

201
00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:42,766
<i>[GASPS]</i>

202
00:16:43,246 --> 00:16:44,166
<i>Shit!</i>

203
00:16:54,365 --> 00:16:58,124
<i>- What the fuck is that?
- Tapenade. Want some?</i>

204
00:16:58,204 --> 00:16:59,884
<i>Who even are you?</i>

205
00:16:59,964 --> 00:17:02,444
<i>It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan.</i>

206
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:03,804
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

207
00:17:05,444 --> 00:17:06,243
<i>[GASPS]</i>

208
00:17:06,803 --> 00:17:08,322
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

209
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,483
<i>- What is it?
- Naomi!</i>

210
00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:13,283
<i>Shit!</i>

211
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:18,562
<i>Old school, el perfecto Naomi?
You guys keep in contact?</i>

212
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,682
<i>Ryan, just go! Go!</i>

213
00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:31,480
{\an8}<i>[LACIE] Oh, my God!
Nay-Nay, how are you? [GIGGLES]</i>

214
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,880
<i>I was just fixing myself a snack.</i>

215
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:38,800
{\an8}<i>Oh, Lace, could I just say
I am so happy to see your face?</i>

216
00:17:38,879 --> 00:17:41,639
<i>- Me too. It's been...
{\an8}- Too long.</i>

217
00:17:41,719 --> 00:17:43,319
<i>- Way too long.
- And that's my fault.</i>

218
00:17:43,399 --> 00:17:46,519
<i>- No, it's mine. Everything is just so...
{\an8}- Everything's just so...</i>

219
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,878
<i>Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you.</i>

220
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:53,438
{\an8}<i>When you posted that Mr. Rags photo...</i>

221
00:17:53,518 --> 00:17:55,437
{\an8}<i>I know, Mr. Rags!</i>

222
00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:57,437
{\an8}<i>I just had to call</i>

223
00:17:57,517 --> 00:18:00,757
{\an8}<i>and talk to you because...</i>

224
00:18:00,837 --> 00:18:02,757
{\an8}<i>Whoo-hoo!</i>

225
00:18:02,837 --> 00:18:04,796
<i>[SCREAMS, LAUGHS]</i>

226
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,076
<i>Wow! That's a... big ring! [LAUGHS]</i>

227
00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:11,995
<i>Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul?</i>

228
00:18:12,075 --> 00:18:15,595
{\an8}<i>He is great. So smart. Just sweet.</i>

229
00:18:15,675 --> 00:18:17,435
{\an8}<i>I know you're gonna love him.</i>

230
00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:18,595
{\an8}<i>Uh-huh.</i>

231
00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:20,354
{\an8}<i>So, anyways, the big day...</i>

232
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:21,594
{\an8}<i>Yes, when is it?</i>

233
00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:23,114
{\an8}<i>So, we're getting married in a month</i>

234
00:18:23,194 --> 00:18:24,274
{\an8}<i>on his family's estate</i>

235
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,554
{\an8}<i>up here on the island.</i>

236
00:18:25,634 --> 00:18:28,353
{\an8}<i>This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle.
You heard of it?</i>

237
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:29,433
{\an8}<i>No, but...</i>

238
00:18:29,513 --> 00:18:31,353
{\an8}<i>Well, it's a private island.</i>

239
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:35,673
<i>[SINGSONG] {\an8}Take a looooook!</i>

240
00:18:35,753 --> 00:18:37,952
{\an8}<i>Oh, wow! That is... [GIGGLES]</i>

241
00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:42,432
{\an8}<i>I know, right? So... can you make it?</i>

242
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,951
<i>Are you kidding? Of course.</i>

243
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,911
{\an8}<i>Great, cool, cos I was wondering if...</i>

244
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,431
{\an8}<i>Lace, do you think...</i>

245
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:53,950
{\an8}<i>Would you be my maid of honour?</i>

246
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:55,670
<i>Seriously?</i>

247
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:58,830
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

248
00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:05,469
<i>I mean, you've got such cool friends now.
Are you sure?</i>

249
00:19:05,549 --> 00:19:10,228
<i>Remember when we used to plan our
dream weddings when we were, like, 11?</i>

250
00:19:10,308 --> 00:19:13,988
<i>- I know but we haven't s...
- I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags...</i>

251
00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:18,587
<i>All the memories.
It just brought things home.</i>

252
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:19,747
<i>Oh, Nay-Nay.</i>

253
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:22,427
<i>I know we haven't kept in touch
as much as I'd have liked</i>

254
00:19:22,507 --> 00:19:25,267
<i>and that is totally my fault,
but this is a big day.</i>

255
00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:30,986
<i>A big life day and I want my oldest
friend with me, my oldest friend.</i>

256
00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:32,826
<i>I want you by my side.</i>

257
00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:37,425
<i>Oh, my God. Thank you.</i>

258
00:19:38,985 --> 00:19:40,345
{\an8}<i>What do I have to...</i>

259
00:19:40,425 --> 00:19:42,704
{\an8}<i>Not much to it. A speech, mainly.</i>

260
00:19:42,784 --> 00:19:44,824
{\an8}<i>Speech? Of course!</i>

261
00:19:44,904 --> 00:19:47,584
<i>Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd?</i>

262
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:50,104
<i>Oh, my gosh, like...{\an8} [SINGS] hundreds!</i>

263
00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:53,703
{\an8}<i>It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now.</i>

264
00:19:53,783 --> 00:19:56,703
{\an8}<i>Paul's invited so many,
I don't want to call them big deals,</i>

265
00:19:56,783 --> 00:19:58,822
{\an8}<i>but they're all, like,
4.7 or above.</i>

266
00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:02,182
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

267
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:07,461
<i>Nay-Nay, I will not let you down.
[GIGGLES]</i>

268
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:11,621
{\an8}<i>Don't sweat too much!
Just talk about old memories.</i>

269
00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:14,221
<i>- Sure.
{\an8}- How we were, any old things.</i>

270
00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:16,300
<i>- Gotcha.
{\an8}- I'll ping you some anecdotes.</i>

271
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:18,540
<i>- That would be great.
{\an8}- And what's your dress size?</i>

272
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,780
{\an8}<i>Oh, um...</i>

273
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,940
{\an8}<i>I'll tell you what,
I'll just send you a four.</i>

274
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,299
<i>- Perfect.
- We got matching bridesmaids dresses.</i>

275
00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:26,179
{\an8}<i>Well, anyway...</i>

276
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,739
{\an8}<i>[BOTH SCREAM]</i>

277
00:20:28,819 --> 00:20:30,739
{\an8}<i>[BOTH LAUGH]</i>

278
00:20:30,819 --> 00:20:31,938
{\an8}<i>Love you, Lay.</i>

279
00:20:32,018 --> 00:20:35,258
<i>You too, Nay-Nay! [GIGGLES]</i>

280
00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:36,138
<i>Oh!</i>

281
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:37,898
<i>Bye.</i>

282
00:20:37,978 --> 00:20:39,697
<i>[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]</i>

283
00:20:39,777 --> 00:20:41,017
<i>[BEEPING]</i>

284
00:20:41,097 --> 00:20:42,737
<i>[SIGHS]</i>

285
00:20:44,457 --> 00:20:46,857
<i>What was that? The F-word?</i>

286
00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:50,136
<i>You two pussy pals now?</i>

287
00:20:50,736 --> 00:20:52,096
<i>[SIGHS] Shut up.</i>

288
00:20:52,176 --> 00:20:55,456
<i>- She was always mean to you.
- No, she wasn't.</i>

289
00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:59,215
<i>- She had that rhyme about you.
- That was a game.</i>

290
00:20:59,295 --> 00:21:02,655
<i>- What about when she cut your hair?
- I asked her to.</i>

291
00:21:02,735 --> 00:21:04,294
<i>She fucked Greg.</i>

292
00:21:04,374 --> 00:21:09,334
<i>She... did not fuck Greg. [LAUGHS]</i>

293
00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:16,213
<i>She looked hot. I'll give her that.</i>

294
00:21:23,892 --> 00:21:24,972
<i>[MAN] Okay.</i>

295
00:21:26,572 --> 00:21:27,932
<i>Impressive.</i>

296
00:21:30,571 --> 00:21:35,331
<i>- Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it.
- Mm-hmm.</i>

297
00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:36,810
<i>[PHONE RINGS]</i>

298
00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:38,130
<i>[WOMAN] Pelican Cove.</i>

299
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:42,330
<i>Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the
place yesterday. I wanna take it.</i>

300
00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:44,170
<i>That's fantastic!</i>

301
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:48,129
<i>Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2.
Is that, um...</i>

302
00:21:48,209 --> 00:21:52,049
<i>Yep, I'm on it,
just gonna transfer the deposit now.</i>

303
00:21:52,129 --> 00:21:53,328
<i>- Well, okay.
- Yes!</i>

304
00:21:55,088 --> 00:21:59,808
<i>In this world,
we're all so caught up in our own heads.</i>

305
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:06,887
<i>It's easy to lose sight of what's real.
What matters.</i>

306
00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:11,406
<i>But as I stand here today...</i>

307
00:22:12,446 --> 00:22:17,766
<i>seeing the joy Paul has brought
to Naomi's life,</i>

308
00:22:19,845 --> 00:22:23,485
<i>I know she's someone
who truly matters to me.</i>

309
00:22:24,365 --> 00:22:25,565
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

310
00:22:26,124 --> 00:22:27,684
<i>Nay-Nay,</i>

311
00:22:28,204 --> 00:22:33,924
<i>the little girl who, when we were just
five-years-old in art camp,</i>

312
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:39,203
<i>started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.</i>

313
00:22:41,163 --> 00:22:47,162
<i>The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags.
I still have him. [GIGGLES]</i>

314
00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:50,402
<i>He sits on my desk and...</i>

315
00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:55,121
<i>every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay.</i>

316
00:22:57,281 --> 00:23:00,880
<i>What she meant to me then and now.</i>

317
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,080
<i>I am so honored to be here</i>

318
00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:13,239
<i>and I wish you all the happiness
this stupid world can muster.</i>

319
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:18,158
<i>I love you, Nay-Nay.</i>

320
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,438
<i>Is the tear too much?</i>

321
00:23:22,398 --> 00:23:25,357
<i>- You fucking sociopath.
- [PHONE BEEPS]</i>

322
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:30,437
<i>- Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much?
- What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?</i>

323
00:23:30,517 --> 00:23:32,396
<i>I do keep him on my desk.</i>

324
00:23:32,476 --> 00:23:35,316
<i>There's sugary
and then there's fucking diabetes.</i>

325
00:23:35,396 --> 00:23:38,196
<i>I just wanna make her happy
on her wedding day.</i>

326
00:23:38,276 --> 00:23:41,195
<i>The captive audience of 4-point holies
five-starring your ass off,</i>

327
00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:42,355
<i>that's just a bonus.</i>

328
00:23:42,435 --> 00:23:45,715
<i>- Naomi and I were best friends.
- [LAUGHING] Come on...</i>

329
00:23:45,795 --> 00:23:48,674
<i>I wish her well
and wanna express it the best I can.</i>

330
00:23:48,754 --> 00:23:51,194
<i>And, yeah, if I nail a speech
and get five-starred</i>

331
00:23:51,274 --> 00:23:53,674
<i>by hundreds of primes, so what?
It's a win-win.</i>

332
00:23:53,754 --> 00:23:57,593
<i>What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?</i>

333
00:23:57,673 --> 00:24:00,673
<i>Unh-unh.
You get points from your gaming buddies.</i>

334
00:24:00,753 --> 00:24:03,353
<i>It's the same thing.
Don't shit on me for aiming higher.</i>

335
00:24:03,433 --> 00:24:04,672
<i>Pelican Cove higher?</i>

336
00:24:04,752 --> 00:24:07,592
<i>What's wrong with Pelican Cove?
They're great apartments!</i>

337
00:24:07,672 --> 00:24:10,592
<i>- They are fake-smile jail cells.
- [PHONE BEEPS]</i>

338
00:24:10,672 --> 00:24:12,711
<i>Great. Car cancelled.</i>

339
00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:16,551
<i>And he marked me down so now I have
to book another, and I took a ding.</i>

340
00:24:16,631 --> 00:24:20,271
<i>- Great job.
- I am sorry, but I miss the normal you.</i>

341
00:24:20,351 --> 00:24:24,390
<i>Before this obsession,
when we had conversations, remember?</i>

342
00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:25,470
<i>I need my charger.</i>

343
00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:29,989
<i>This whole ranking thing,
just comparing yourself to people who...</i>

344
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:33,229
<i>- Have you seen my charger?
- ...only pretend to be happy.</i>

345
00:24:33,309 --> 00:24:36,069
<i>I said don't borrow this!</i>

346
00:24:36,629 --> 00:24:40,268
<i>High fours like Naomi,
I bet they're suicidal on the inside.</i>

347
00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:41,988
<i>My car is here. Again.</i>

348
00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:44,188
<i>Your Pelican Cove deposit,
is it refundable?</i>

349
00:24:44,268 --> 00:24:45,667
<i>Like, what if this doesn't work?</i>

350
00:24:45,747 --> 00:24:48,707
<i>- Can't you just stay out of my shit?
- You're my sister!</i>

351
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:51,547
<i>Yes! And if you cared about that,
maybe you would've noticed</i>

352
00:24:51,627 --> 00:24:55,546
<i>living with you hasn't been
one big rainbow sandwich for me.</i>

353
00:24:56,506 --> 00:24:59,226
<i>Do you know why
I never brought any guys back here?</i>

354
00:24:59,306 --> 00:25:02,785
<i>Because I didn't want them
to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave</i>

355
00:25:02,865 --> 00:25:05,905
<i>with Mr. Three Point Fuck.</i>

356
00:25:07,665 --> 00:25:09,345
<i>Good luck with your performance!</i>

357
00:25:13,664 --> 00:25:14,544
<i>[DOOR CLOSES]</i>

358
00:25:21,943 --> 00:25:22,983
<i>[DOOR OPENS]</i>

359
00:25:28,142 --> 00:25:29,142
<i>[GRUNTS]</i>

360
00:25:29,222 --> 00:25:30,342
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

361
00:25:30,422 --> 00:25:31,382
<i>[DOOR SLAMS]</i>

362
00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,181
<i>- [DOOR RATTLES]
- [PHONE BEEPS]</i>

363
00:25:40,341 --> 00:25:45,380
<i>- [HORN HONKS]
- Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming.</i>

364
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:48,860
<i>- Jesus Christ!
- Oh, I'm so sorry.</i>

365
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:50,980
<i>That's great. Just great.</i>

366
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,459
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

367
00:25:55,499 --> 00:25:56,979
<i>- [SIGHS]
- [HORN HONKS]</i>

368
00:25:57,379 --> 00:25:59,059
<i>Oh... Hi.</i>

369
00:26:05,178 --> 00:26:06,818
<i>[RINGTONE CHIMES]</i>

370
00:26:09,537 --> 00:26:12,217
<i>Nay-Nay! [GIGGLES]</i>

371
00:26:12,297 --> 00:26:14,337
<i>Hey, Lace! Just checking in.</i>

372
00:26:14,417 --> 00:26:17,536
<i>I'm on my way to the airport right now.
[GIGGLES]</i>

373
00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:19,896
<i>Okay, cool, and you're all good
for the rehearsal dinner?</i>

374
00:26:19,976 --> 00:26:24,775
<i>Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour?
That restaurant looks so cool.</i>

375
00:26:24,855 --> 00:26:28,695
<i>- Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay?
- Mm-hmm. In my case. [GIGGLES]</i>

376
00:26:28,775 --> 00:26:30,055
<i>- I love the pink.
{\an8}- Uh-huh.</i>

377
00:26:30,135 --> 00:26:34,134
{\an8}<i>So the latest draft
of the speech is great.</i>

378
00:26:34,214 --> 00:26:36,174
<i>Going handwritten's so cool.</i>

379
00:26:36,254 --> 00:26:39,814
<i>Those scans of the page,
my God, I welled up just at that.</i>

380
00:26:39,894 --> 00:26:43,413
<i>- Oh, thank you!
- Um... just one thought.</i>

381
00:26:44,013 --> 00:26:46,493
<i>That whole bit where I help you
with the eating disorder thing...</i>

382
00:26:46,573 --> 00:26:48,732
<i>- You think that's a little...
- A little over-sharing, yeah.</i>

383
00:26:48,812 --> 00:26:50,772
<i>You're so right. It's gone.</i>

384
00:26:50,852 --> 00:26:53,732
<i>Okay. Cool.
Well, I'll see you in a few hours!</i>

385
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:55,692
<i>♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪</i>

386
00:26:55,772 --> 00:26:57,051
<i>[SCREAMS]</i>

387
00:26:57,131 --> 00:26:58,691
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

388
00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:13,729
<i>- And here's your tip. [GIGGLES] Thank you.
- [PHONE BEEPS]</i>

389
00:27:15,729 --> 00:27:17,529
<i>Oh, come on.</i>

390
00:27:18,569 --> 00:27:21,009
<i>[WOMAN ON LOUDSPEAKER]
May I have your attention, please...</i>

391
00:27:28,928 --> 00:27:32,127
<i>- Hi there, how are you doing?
- I am wonderful.</i>

392
00:27:32,207 --> 00:27:33,247
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

393
00:27:34,807 --> 00:27:37,767
<i>I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled.</i>

394
00:27:38,566 --> 00:27:42,206
<i>- No. No, no, no.
- Customer incident at the other end.</i>

395
00:27:42,846 --> 00:27:45,606
<i>But... So when is the next flight?</i>

396
00:27:45,686 --> 00:27:48,685
<i>Yeah, they're all kind of full.</i>

397
00:27:48,765 --> 00:27:52,365
<i>Uh... I booked this weeks ago.
It's my best friend's wedding.</i>

398
00:27:52,445 --> 00:27:54,524
<i>- I'm sorry.
- I have to get there. I have to.</i>

399
00:27:54,604 --> 00:27:56,444
<i>Okay... let's see what we can do.</i>

400
00:27:56,524 --> 00:27:58,564
<i>Thank you. Thank you so much.</i>

401
00:28:05,563 --> 00:28:08,163
<i>I see there's one standby seat
on another plane leaving tonight.</i>

402
00:28:08,243 --> 00:28:09,843
<i>- [SIGHS]
- Uh...</i>

403
00:28:10,802 --> 00:28:13,442
<i>That's reserved for members
of our Prime Flight Programme.</i>

404
00:28:13,522 --> 00:28:15,442
<i>You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify.</i>

405
00:28:15,522 --> 00:28:17,802
<i>- Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2.
- Uh-huh.</i>

406
00:28:17,882 --> 00:28:20,961
<i>I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183.</i>

407
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:27,240
<i>Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um...</i>

408
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,880
<i>Some woman dinged me down in the...
Can't you just...</i>

409
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,400
<i>I'm sorry, it won't let me book it
without the correct ranking.</i>

410
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,520
<i>- But it's so close.
- There's just nothing I can do.</i>

411
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,279
<i>- Christ, I mean, surely.
- I'm gonna have to ask you</i>

412
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,359
<i>to moderate your language there.</i>

413
00:28:38,439 --> 00:28:39,759
<i>Sorry. It's just...</i>

414
00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:45,718
<i>I'm maid of honour.
I cannot miss this wedding.</i>

415
00:28:45,798 --> 00:28:48,718
<i>And I am so sorry about that.</i>

416
00:28:51,877 --> 00:28:53,557
<i>- Can you call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.</i>

417
00:28:53,637 --> 00:28:55,197
<i>- Can you just call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.</i>

418
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,117
<i>- Call the fucking supervisor!
- Okay, that's profanity.</i>

419
00:28:57,197 --> 00:28:59,797
<i>- We're zero tolerance on profanity.
- I'm sorry. It's just...</i>

420
00:28:59,876 --> 00:29:02,116
<i>- I have to serve the next customer.
- No, no, no, no.</i>

421
00:29:02,196 --> 00:29:05,316
<i>- Can you step away, ma'am?
- God, just fucking help me!</i>

422
00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:06,396
<i>Ooh.</i>

423
00:29:06,476 --> 00:29:08,395
<i>[PHONES BEEP]</i>

424
00:29:08,475 --> 00:29:09,795
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

425
00:29:10,595 --> 00:29:14,875
<i>- I've called security.
- Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that.</i>

426
00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:17,794
<i>I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars.</i>

427
00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:20,434
<i>- What's the issue here, Hannah?
- Intimidation and profanity.</i>

428
00:29:20,514 --> 00:29:22,834
<i>- Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating.
- Don't speak, ma'am.</i>

429
00:29:22,914 --> 00:29:24,633
<i>- I was just trying to...
- Ma'am.</i>

430
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,233
<i>Okay. So, in order to restore calm,</i>

431
00:29:29,313 --> 00:29:31,553
<i>I'm invoking my authority
as airport security</i>

432
00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:34,552
<i>to dock you one full ranking point
as a punitive measure.</i>

433
00:29:34,632 --> 00:29:36,472
<i>- This is a temporary measure.
- [GASPS] No!</i>

434
00:29:36,552 --> 00:29:39,192
<i>- Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours.
- No, no, no. But I need it now.</i>

435
00:29:39,272 --> 00:29:42,711
<i>During this period, all down votes
are subject to a times two multiplier.</i>

436
00:29:42,791 --> 00:29:43,831
<i>Times two?</i>

437
00:29:43,911 --> 00:29:45,911
<i>We recommend you avoid negative feedback
at this time.</i>

438
00:29:45,991 --> 00:29:46,991
<i>I'm on double damage?</i>

439
00:29:47,071 --> 00:29:50,150
<i>Please, remove yourself
from the airport immediately.</i>

440
00:30:07,148 --> 00:30:08,828
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

441
00:30:13,907 --> 00:30:15,427
<i>Okay, well, due to your ranking...</i>

442
00:30:15,507 --> 00:30:17,507
<i>[CHATTERING]</i>

443
00:30:19,147 --> 00:30:21,627
<i>[BABY CRYING]</i>

444
00:30:37,385 --> 00:30:40,304
<i>Hi there. Chuck! Great name.</i>

445
00:30:40,384 --> 00:30:43,144
<i>- Thank you.
- Hope you're having a great night.</i>

446
00:30:43,224 --> 00:30:45,904
<i>- It's pretty good.
- So I need a car.</i>

447
00:30:45,984 --> 00:30:49,063
<i>- You got a vehicle in mind?
- Anything, really.</i>

448
00:30:49,143 --> 00:30:51,783
<i>Well, due to your current ranking,</i>

449
00:30:51,863 --> 00:30:54,623
<i>you're restricted
to our super saver fleet.</i>

450
00:30:54,703 --> 00:30:57,582
<i>- Yep. That's... Yeah.
- I-Cruiser 2?</i>

451
00:30:57,662 --> 00:30:59,662
<i>They still have the 2?</i>

452
00:31:11,061 --> 00:31:12,340
<i>[ALARM BEEPS]</i>

453
00:31:19,499 --> 00:31:22,179
<i>[BEEPING]</i>

454
00:31:23,419 --> 00:31:26,779
<i>- [WOMAN SPEAKING DRIVER ALERT IN CZECH]
- Oh, God.</i>

455
00:31:26,859 --> 00:31:32,018
<i>[WOMAN REPEATING DRIVER ALERT IN CZECH]</i>

456
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:33,378
<i>[BEEP, WIPERS CREAKING]</i>

457
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:38,937
<i>[WOMAN REPEATING DRIVER ALERT IN CZECH]</i>

458
00:31:43,857 --> 00:31:46,376
<i>- [MUSIC ON TV]
- Oh, come on.</i>

459
00:31:46,456 --> 00:31:48,176
<i>Uh...</i>

460
00:31:48,256 --> 00:31:52,056
<i>[MEN SPEAKING CZECH ON TV]</i>

461
00:31:52,136 --> 00:31:55,135
<i>- [BEEPING]
- Damn it!</i>

462
00:31:55,935 --> 00:31:57,215
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

463
00:31:57,295 --> 00:31:58,855
<i>[SIGHS]</i>

464
00:32:06,094 --> 00:32:08,454
<i>[CZECH DIALOGUE CONTINUES]</i>

465
00:32:11,413 --> 00:32:12,693
<i>[ENGINE SPUTTERS]</i>

466
00:32:12,773 --> 00:32:14,693
<i>[ENGINE STARTS]</i>

467
00:32:16,693 --> 00:32:21,132
<i>The little girl, who when we were both
five years old in art camp,</i>

468
00:32:21,252 --> 00:32:25,171
<i>[SOBS] started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.</i>

469
00:32:26,691 --> 00:32:30,051
<i>The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags...</i>

470
00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:37,690
<i>Teardrop. Crowd goes wild.
You can do this.</i>

471
00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:40,210
<i>- [RINGTONE PLAYS]
- [WOMAN SPEAKING CZECH]</i>

472
00:32:43,489 --> 00:32:47,529
<i>- Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way.
- [NAOMI] How far away are you?</i>

473
00:32:48,249 --> 00:32:52,048
<i>Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight.</i>

474
00:32:52,128 --> 00:32:54,648
<i>- What?
- Well, not missed it but...</i>

475
00:32:54,728 --> 00:32:56,568
<i>So you're not gonna make
the rehearsal dinner?</i>

476
00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:58,927
<i>- No.
- Lacie!</i>

477
00:32:59,007 --> 00:33:01,847
<i>I am so sorry. It's been... [GROANS]</i>

478
00:33:02,367 --> 00:33:04,807
<i>I got a rental car. I'm driving.</i>

479
00:33:04,887 --> 00:33:08,726
<i>Driving? That's like nine hours.</i>

480
00:33:08,806 --> 00:33:10,126
<i>I'm making good time,</i>

481
00:33:10,206 --> 00:33:13,646
<i>gonna go through the night,
make a road trip out of it. [LAUGHS]</i>

482
00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,085
<i>Is everything okay?</i>

483
00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:17,845
<i>I can find a replacement
if something's wrong.</i>

484
00:33:17,925 --> 00:33:20,845
<i>No. No. No. I'll be there.
I swear on Mr. Rags.</i>

485
00:33:20,925 --> 00:33:22,325
<i>Ha ha ha!</i>

486
00:33:22,405 --> 00:33:24,444
<i>Okay, just drive safe!</i>

487
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:26,124
<i>- [GIRLS SQUEALING]
- You bet. I'll just...</i>

488
00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,324
<i>[PHONE BEEPING]</i>

489
00:33:32,123 --> 00:33:33,643
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

490
00:33:35,243 --> 00:33:36,643
<i>Come on.</i>

491
00:33:39,042 --> 00:33:40,162
<i>Come on.</i>

492
00:33:40,242 --> 00:33:41,522
<i>Please.</i>

493
00:33:43,362 --> 00:33:45,682
<i>- [PHONE BEEPS]
- [SIGHS]</i>

494
00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:49,241
<i>Okay.</i>

495
00:34:06,959 --> 00:34:10,079
<i>[YAWNS]</i>

496
00:34:13,158 --> 00:34:15,918
<i>[WOMAN SPEAKING CZECH]</i>

497
00:34:15,998 --> 00:34:19,558
<i>- What do you want?
- [WOMAN SPEAKING CZECH]</i>

498
00:34:19,638 --> 00:34:21,277
<i>[BEEPING]</i>

499
00:34:22,157 --> 00:34:24,237
<i>[WOMAN SPEAKING CZECH]</i>

500
00:34:24,316 --> 00:34:28,275
<i>- Oh, shit.
- [WOMAN'S SPEAKING TEMPO SLOWS]</i>

501
00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,392
<i>Hi. Sorry.</i>

502
00:35:03,432 --> 00:35:05,752
<i>[WOMAN MOANING]</i>

503
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,231
<i>Your charger doesn't fit my car.</i>

504
00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:14,871
<i>- Don't see those around much these days.
- It's a rental.</i>

505
00:35:16,711 --> 00:35:20,910
<i>Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1.
They didn't give you an adapter?</i>

506
00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:24,670
<i>No. Do you have one?</i>

507
00:35:26,869 --> 00:35:30,429
<i>- Not in here. Ask around.
- Thanks, anyway.</i>

508
00:35:30,509 --> 00:35:32,549
<i>You're super helpful.</i>

509
00:35:35,628 --> 00:35:36,748
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

510
00:35:38,988 --> 00:35:40,948
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

511
00:35:42,587 --> 00:35:44,067
<i>[GASPS]</i>

512
00:35:45,107 --> 00:35:46,347
<i>Two stars?!</i>

513
00:35:47,387 --> 00:35:48,627
<i>Two stars?</i>

514
00:35:48,707 --> 00:35:50,826
<i>Wasn't a meaningful encounter.</i>

515
00:35:54,426 --> 00:35:56,266
<i>[LACIE] Sir, excuse me.</i>

516
00:35:56,346 --> 00:35:58,026
<i>Excuse me, sorry.</i>

517
00:35:58,106 --> 00:36:01,785
<i>Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?</i>

518
00:36:02,905 --> 00:36:07,504
<i>Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter,
perhaps, in the trunk of your car?</i>

519
00:36:08,704 --> 00:36:09,584
<i>Sure.</i>

520
00:36:11,424 --> 00:36:12,504
<i>Great.</i>

521
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:17,223
<i>Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter?</i>

522
00:36:17,783 --> 00:36:20,543
<i>I have a rental car. It's...</i>

523
00:36:22,783 --> 00:36:24,782
<i>[GRUNTING]</i>

524
00:37:05,937 --> 00:37:10,337
<i>- Slow down. Let's give her a ride.
- [MAN] She's, like, 2.8.</i>

525
00:37:11,097 --> 00:37:12,216
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

526
00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:13,536
<i>Come on!</i>

527
00:37:16,856 --> 00:37:18,656
<i>[PHONE BEEPS]</i>

528
00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:22,375
<i>I didn't even do anything!</i>

529
00:37:42,573 --> 00:37:44,773
<i>You look like you need a ride.</i>

530
00:37:46,012 --> 00:37:47,572
<i>Um...</i>

531
00:37:47,652 --> 00:37:50,452
<i>Actually, I'm okay.</i>

532
00:37:53,052 --> 00:37:58,091
<i>Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite.</i>

533
00:38:00,971 --> 00:38:05,410
<i>Blue thermos is coffee, red's whiskey.
Help yourself.</i>

534
00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:07,330
<i>I'm okay. Thanks.</i>

535
00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:09,769
<i>Where are you headed?</i>

536
00:38:09,849 --> 00:38:14,649
<i>Uh... Just as close as you can get
to Port Mary would be great. [LAUGHS]</i>

537
00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:26,167
<i>Checking my feed for danger signs?</i>

538
00:38:28,327 --> 00:38:33,247
<i>I get it a lot.
1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right?</i>

539
00:38:34,047 --> 00:38:36,526
<i>- You seem...
- Normal?</i>

540
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,806
<i>- Yeah.
- Thank you.</i>

541
00:38:40,406 --> 00:38:44,885
<i>It took some effort.
What happened to you?</i>

542
00:38:45,405 --> 00:38:49,645
<i>I mean, you're a 2.8,
but you don't look 2.8.</i>

543
00:38:49,725 --> 00:38:51,324
<i>That's not... This is temporary.</i>

544
00:38:51,404 --> 00:38:53,524
<i>- I'm gonna turn it around.
- Uh-huh.</i>

545
00:38:53,604 --> 00:38:56,764
<i>- I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour.
- Nice.</i>

546
00:38:56,844 --> 00:38:58,404
<i>Wanna hear my speech?</i>

547
00:38:59,243 --> 00:39:00,203
<i>No.</i>

548
00:39:03,923 --> 00:39:06,203
<i>So how come you're a 2.8?</i>

549
00:39:06,283 --> 00:39:09,722
<i>Well, I got marked down
at the airport for yelling,</i>

550
00:39:09,802 --> 00:39:12,402
<i>and they put me on double damage.</i>

551
00:39:12,482 --> 00:39:15,641
<i>- How did it feel?
- Awful.</i>

552
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:17,961
<i>I meant the yelling.</i>

553
00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:21,881
<i>I don't know. I was mad.</i>

554
00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,960
<i>Look at where it got me.</i>

555
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:30,120
<i>But as long as I get to the wedding,
do the speech,</i>

556
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,599
<i>they'll overlook the 2.8.
I'm with the bride.</i>

557
00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:34,679
<i>And if I do well,
well, they're all high fours</i>

558
00:39:34,759 --> 00:39:35,959
<i>so that velocitates my arc.</i>

559
00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:39,639
<i>And once they lift the point penalty,
well, my average goes way up,</i>

560
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,278
<i>and, yeah, it's gonna be okay.</i>

561
00:39:45,518 --> 00:39:47,558
<i>God, you remind me of me.</i>

562
00:39:47,638 --> 00:39:50,077
<i>- Hmm.
- Not now.</i>

563
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:55,637
<i>I was, uh... 4.6 once.</i>

564
00:39:57,716 --> 00:40:00,436
<i>- 4.6?
- Used to live for it.</i>

565
00:40:01,716 --> 00:40:04,036
<i>All the work I put in...</i>

566
00:40:06,915 --> 00:40:10,195
<i>Eight years ago,
Tom, my husband, got cancer.</i>

567
00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:15,514
<i>It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch.
The symptoms showed up late.</i>

568
00:40:16,554 --> 00:40:18,074
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

569
00:40:19,274 --> 00:40:21,513
<i>You don't know me
so you're not really sorry.</i>

570
00:40:21,593 --> 00:40:25,833
<i>You're just mainly awkward
cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you.</i>

571
00:40:26,953 --> 00:40:29,392
<i>Anyway, I five-starred every doctor,</i>

572
00:40:29,472 --> 00:40:34,032
<i>every nurse, every high-four
consultant that we had.</i>

573
00:40:34,112 --> 00:40:35,872
<i>Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much.</i>

574
00:40:35,952 --> 00:40:38,671
<i>The cancer didn't give a shit.
It just kept growing.</i>

575
00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:43,791
<i>A couple of months in, we heard
about this experimental treatment.</i>

576
00:40:43,871 --> 00:40:47,550
<i>It was very expensive.
It was very exclusive.</i>

577
00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:52,550
<i>I did everything I could
to get him a spot there.</i>

578
00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:57,029
<i>Tom was a 4.3.</i>

579
00:40:58,989 --> 00:41:01,509
<i>They gave his bed to a 4.4.</i>

580
00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:10,667
<i>So when he died I thought, fuck it.</i>

581
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:15,067
<i>I started saying what I wanted,
when I wanted.</i>

582
00:41:15,147 --> 00:41:16,627
<i>Just drop it out there.</i>

583
00:41:17,707 --> 00:41:19,186
<i>People don't always like that.</i>

584
00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:23,466
<i>It is incredible
how fast you slip off the ladder</i>

585
00:41:23,546 --> 00:41:25,226
<i>when you start doing that.</i>

586
00:41:25,306 --> 00:41:29,825
<i>It turned out a lot of my friends
didn't care for honesty.</i>

587
00:41:31,905 --> 00:41:36,144
<i>Treated me like I had taken a shit
at their breakfast table.</i>

588
00:41:36,224 --> 00:41:40,224
<i>But, Jesus Christ, it felt good.</i>

589
00:41:40,304 --> 00:41:42,784
<i>Shedding those fuckers.</i>

590
00:41:43,863 --> 00:41:46,543
<i>It was like taking off tight shoes.</i>

591
00:41:47,023 --> 00:41:50,223
<i>- Maybe you should try it?
- Oh, come on. [LAUGHS]</i>

592
00:41:50,303 --> 00:41:51,582
<i>Why not?</i>

593
00:41:51,662 --> 00:41:56,302
<i>I can't just kick off my shoes
and walk the earth or whatever.</i>

594
00:41:56,382 --> 00:41:59,741
<i>- You won't know unless you try.
- Oh, that's just...</i>

595
00:42:02,101 --> 00:42:05,061
<i>Look, you had something with your life,</i>

596
00:42:05,141 --> 00:42:10,820
<i>real things, good things,
and you lost it all, and I'm sorry.</i>

597
00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:15,460
<i>So now you've got nothing left to lose.</i>

598
00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:18,379
<i>But I don't even have the something
worth losing, not yet.</i>

599
00:42:18,459 --> 00:42:21,899
<i>You know,
I mean, I'm still fighting for that.</i>

600
00:42:23,739 --> 00:42:29,098
<i>- And what is "that"?
- I don't know. Enough. To be content?</i>

601
00:42:30,178 --> 00:42:35,457
<i>Like, to look around and think,
well, I guess I'm okay.</i>

602
00:42:36,217 --> 00:42:41,056
<i>Just to be able to breathe out,
not feeling like... like...</i>

603
00:42:42,376 --> 00:42:48,416
<i>Like just...
And that is way off, like, way, way off.</i>

604
00:42:48,496 --> 00:42:51,335
<i>And until I get there,
I have to play the numbers game.</i>

605
00:42:51,975 --> 00:42:56,135
<i>We all do, that's what we're in.
That's how the fucking world works.</i>

606
00:42:57,694 --> 00:43:02,174
<i>Look, maybe you don't remember,
you know, you're just too old to get it.</i>

607
00:43:04,254 --> 00:43:06,253
<i>I do not mean that how it sounds.</i>

608
00:43:08,573 --> 00:43:11,293
<i>Don't worry. I'm not voting you down.</i>

609
00:43:36,010 --> 00:43:39,409
<i>- Sweetheart.
- [GASPS] What time is it?</i>

610
00:43:39,489 --> 00:43:43,729
<i>I'm heading east from here so I think
you need to get yourself another ride.</i>

611
00:43:43,809 --> 00:43:46,888
<i>- Where are we?
- About 30 miles from Port Mary.</i>

612
00:43:46,968 --> 00:43:50,208
<i>A lot of buses stop here
so you should be fine.</i>

613
00:43:50,288 --> 00:43:53,528
<i>- Well, thank you.
- Good luck with your speech.</i>

614
00:43:53,608 --> 00:43:55,207
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

615
00:43:56,127 --> 00:43:58,927
<i>I put a little something in there
for you.</i>

616
00:43:59,007 --> 00:44:02,047
<i>- You did?
- Emergency escape hatch!</i>

617
00:44:05,846 --> 00:44:06,766
<i>Bye.</i>

618
00:44:21,524 --> 00:44:24,804
<i>[LACIE] In this world,
we're all so caught up...</i>

619
00:44:24,884 --> 00:44:27,043
<i>- [DOOR OPENS]
- ...in our own dramas.</i>

620
00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:30,283
<i>- [GIRL] So, Dad was like...
- It's easy to forget what matters.</i>

621
00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:31,563
<i>[GIRL] He'd never even heard of the show.</i>

622
00:44:31,643 --> 00:44:33,923
<i>I'm like, "You never heard
of Sea of Tranquillity?"</i>

623
00:44:34,003 --> 00:44:36,642
<i>Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy,</i>

624
00:44:36,722 --> 00:44:38,642
<i>and he's all like, "What
the fuck?" Whatever!</i>

625
00:44:38,722 --> 00:44:40,882
<i>I think I'm allergic to this purple.</i>

626
00:44:40,962 --> 00:44:44,201
<i>So I'm like, "Well, I'm going
to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary.</i>

627
00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:46,881
<i>That's why I'm dressed
like Lieutenant Duster."</i>

628
00:44:46,961 --> 00:44:49,801
<i>He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is
frickin' miles away."</i>

629
00:44:49,881 --> 00:44:50,921
<i>Yadda, yadda, yadda.</i>

630
00:44:51,001 --> 00:44:55,800
<i>- [TOILET FLUSHES]
- He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad.</i>

631
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,280
<i>- [GIRL 1] See you back on there.
- [GIRL 2] Okay.</i>

632
00:45:02,959 --> 00:45:06,879
<i>Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?</i>

633
00:45:06,959 --> 00:45:09,918
<i>- You're into Sea of Tranquillity?
- Totally.</i>

634
00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:11,518
<i>I was all set to go.</i>

635
00:45:11,598 --> 00:45:17,317
<i>My friend, who is there already,
has my costume, but my car broke down.</i>

636
00:45:17,997 --> 00:45:20,677
<i>Well, there's some space in the RV.</i>

637
00:45:29,636 --> 00:45:31,636
<i>- Hi.
- Hey!</i>

638
00:45:31,716 --> 00:45:33,795
<i>- You're a Trank head, huh?
- Sorry?</i>

639
00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:36,115
<i>Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan?</i>

640
00:45:36,195 --> 00:45:39,755
<i>Oh, yeah.
We say Tranksters where I'm from.</i>

641
00:45:39,835 --> 00:45:43,394
<i>- Who's your favourite character?
- Gotta be Lieutenant Duster.</i>

642
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:45,234
<i>- She's awesome.
- She?</i>

643
00:45:45,314 --> 00:45:47,514
<i>He! I misspoke.</i>

644
00:45:47,594 --> 00:45:50,273
<i>Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender.</i>

645
00:45:50,353 --> 00:45:53,873
<i>I know, and that's why
it's so hard to remember, right?</i>

646
00:45:53,953 --> 00:45:55,913
<i>- [RINGTONE PLAYING]
- Excuse me. Gotta get this.</i>

647
00:45:55,993 --> 00:45:58,672
<i>My friend, at the convention. [GIGGLES]</i>

648
00:46:00,912 --> 00:46:02,752
<i>Hi, Nay! [LAUGHS]</i>

649
00:46:02,832 --> 00:46:08,111
<i>So, oh, my God,
insane night, but I am so close now.</i>

650
00:46:08,191 --> 00:46:09,711
<i>[NAOMI] Don't come.</i>

651
00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:13,311
<i>What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away.</i>

652
00:46:13,391 --> 00:46:15,350
<i>Don't come. I don't want you here.</i>

653
00:46:15,430 --> 00:46:18,950
<i>I don't know what is up with you,
but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding.</i>

654
00:46:19,030 --> 00:46:22,309
<i>Oh, no, that's temporary!
That's temporary.</i>

655
00:46:22,389 --> 00:46:24,629
<i>Well, the wedding's today so...</i>

656
00:46:24,709 --> 00:46:27,189
<i>- But it doesn't change anything.
- Lacie...</i>

657
00:46:27,269 --> 00:46:29,389
<i>- I can still do the same speech.
- Lacie...</i>

658
00:46:29,469 --> 00:46:32,708
<i>- And there's Mr. Rags!
- No!</i>

659
00:46:32,788 --> 00:46:35,388
<i>But... But you invited me.</i>

660
00:46:35,468 --> 00:46:38,068
<i>You've seen the guest list.
They are all, like, 4.5 or above.</i>

661
00:46:38,148 --> 00:46:41,507
<i>They are going to freak at a 2.6,
and I am not taking that kind of damage,</i>

662
00:46:41,587 --> 00:46:44,227
<i>plus I haven't dipped under
a 4.7 in, like, six months.</i>

663
00:46:45,787 --> 00:46:49,226
<i>You said you wanted your oldest friend.</i>

664
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:52,386
<i>When I asked you to speak,
you were a 4.2, okay?</i>

665
00:46:52,466 --> 00:46:55,785
<i>And the authenticity of a vintage bond
low four at a gathering of this calibre</i>

666
00:46:55,865 --> 00:46:58,825
<i>played fantastically
on all the simulations we ran.</i>

667
00:46:58,905 --> 00:47:01,105
<i>Forecast was a prestige bounce
of .2 minimum.</i>

668
00:47:01,185 --> 00:47:04,704
<i>But now you're a sub three. Sorry.</i>

669
00:47:04,784 --> 00:47:06,424
<i>That just puts the stink on things
a little too much.</i>

670
00:47:06,504 --> 00:47:08,624
<i>That just plays badly for us.</i>

671
00:47:08,704 --> 00:47:11,103
<i>So it was just about numbers for you?</i>

672
00:47:11,183 --> 00:47:14,263
<i>Oh, cut the shit!
It was numbers for both of us.</i>

673
00:47:14,343 --> 00:47:16,223
<i>You wanted those primo votes,
don't deny it.</i>

674
00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:19,302
<i>It's not like you could get them
on your own. Let's not kid ourselves.</i>

675
00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:21,742
<i>Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes.</i>

676
00:47:21,822 --> 00:47:25,102
<i>What? You're just gonna roll up here
and make people like you?</i>

677
00:47:25,182 --> 00:47:29,781
<i>- That's right. I'm doing my speech.
- No, you're not.</i>

678
00:47:29,861 --> 00:47:34,221
<i>Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me
through the roof when they hear it.</i>

679
00:47:34,301 --> 00:47:39,300
<i>- Weep their fucking eyes out!
- Go home!</i>

680
00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:42,340
<i>- [PHONE BEEPING]
- Hello?</i>

681
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:44,979
<i>[SIGHS] Fuck!</i>

682
00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:50,819
<i>I have never seen
your stupid fucking show.</i>

683
00:47:51,419 --> 00:47:52,578
<i>[TYRES SCREECH]</i>

684
00:47:56,578 --> 00:47:59,218
<i>[SHOUTS] Hope they cancel it!</i>

685
00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:12,816
<i>- [HORN HONKS]
- I need a ride!</i>

686
00:48:13,816 --> 00:48:15,336
<i>[SHOUTS]</i>

687
00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:18,055
<i>- [PHONE BEEPING]
- Fuck!</i>

688
00:48:21,695 --> 00:48:23,175
<i>Jesus!</i>

689
00:48:26,774 --> 00:48:28,454
<i>[ENGINE ROARS]</i>

690
00:48:39,093 --> 00:48:41,253
<i>Hey! Hey!</i>

691
00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:42,892
<i>Hey!</i>

692
00:48:44,852 --> 00:48:47,252
<i>- Can I borrow your bike?
- What?</i>

693
00:48:47,332 --> 00:48:50,451
<i>Can I borrow your bike?</i>

694
00:48:50,531 --> 00:48:55,451
<i>Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow,
take this man to be your husband,</i>

695
00:48:55,531 --> 00:48:58,450
<i>to live together with him
in the covenant of marriage?</i>

696
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,410
<i>To love him, comfort him,</i>

697
00:49:01,490 --> 00:49:05,090
<i>honour and keep him,
in sickness and in health...</i>

698
00:49:05,170 --> 00:49:08,569
<i>and forsaking all others,
be faithful unto him...</i>

699
00:49:18,048 --> 00:49:20,528
<i>[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]</i>

700
00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:37,726
<i>[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]</i>

701
00:49:42,485 --> 00:49:43,725
<i>[REVS ENGINE]</i>

702
00:49:50,724 --> 00:49:52,124
<i>[SCREAMS]</i>

703
00:50:11,082 --> 00:50:13,281
<i>[APPLAUSE]</i>

704
00:50:13,361 --> 00:50:16,401
<i>To my best mate, Anthony.
Let's hear it for him.</i>

705
00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:18,001
<i>[CHEERING]</i>

706
00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:21,480
<i>You've been there from day one.
I love you, man. I appreciate you.</i>

707
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,040
<i>Hilarious speech, by the way.
By your standards.</i>

708
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,360
<i>[LAUGHTER]</i>

709
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,279
<i>- Pow! Pow! Pow!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! [LAUGHS]</i>

710
00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:32,959
<i>[PAUL] He's still got a few bullets left.
Oh, man.</i>

711
00:50:33,039 --> 00:50:35,079
<i>Oh, gosh, well, um...</i>

712
00:50:37,798 --> 00:50:39,238
<i>[GASPS] Shit!</i>

713
00:50:39,798 --> 00:50:43,718
<i>[PAUL] We have so many people to thank.
Our beautiful bridesmaids.</i>

714
00:50:43,798 --> 00:50:45,597
<i>- [CHEERING]
- But, of course,</i>

715
00:50:45,677 --> 00:50:50,677
<i>my most heartfelt thanks,
my warmest thanks,</i>

716
00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:54,036
<i>are to someone who's my best friend,</i>

717
00:50:55,316 --> 00:51:02,155
<i>my lover and now,
I'm honoured to say, my wife.</i>

718
00:51:02,235 --> 00:51:04,755
<i>- Naomi!
- [CHEERING AND WHOOPING]</i>

719
00:51:06,995 --> 00:51:12,074
<i>- [CHEERING]
- [PAUL] One, two, three! Naomi!</i>

720
00:51:13,554 --> 00:51:16,354
<i>- [MAN] The A Team!
- [PHONE BEEPS]</i>

721
00:51:16,434 --> 00:51:17,793
<i>I love you so much, darl.</i>

722
00:51:17,873 --> 00:51:19,393
<i>Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!</i>

723
00:51:19,473 --> 00:51:21,433
<i>[MAN] Congratulations, sir.</i>

724
00:51:21,513 --> 00:51:23,313
<i>- Thank you.
- No, thank you.</i>

725
00:51:23,393 --> 00:51:25,472
<i>- [WHOOPING]
- Get over here!</i>

726
00:51:25,552 --> 00:51:27,072
<i>Get your ass over here.</i>

727
00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:29,752
<i>- Get in here, big boy.
- [PHONES BEEP]</i>

728
00:51:29,832 --> 00:51:31,872
<i>- You're beautiful!
- [CHEERING]</i>

729
00:51:33,831 --> 00:51:36,751
<i>Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!</i>

730
00:51:36,831 --> 00:51:39,231
<i>You fucking earned it, man.
You fucking earned it.</i>

731
00:51:40,751 --> 00:51:41,990
<i>[GIGGLES NERVOUSLY]</i>

732
00:51:43,630 --> 00:51:45,390
<i>Everybody, hello!</i>

733
00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:47,510
<i>- Oh, my God.
- I love you.</i>

734
00:51:51,509 --> 00:51:55,309
<i>Can everyone be quiet for a moment?</i>

735
00:51:57,429 --> 00:51:59,028
<i>Thank you. [GIGGLES]</i>

736
00:52:00,388 --> 00:52:02,508
<i>- Get rid of her.
- That would play awful.</i>

737
00:52:02,588 --> 00:52:03,828
<i>She's a fucking 1.1.</i>

738
00:52:03,908 --> 00:52:09,267
<i>Now for those of you who don't know me,
which is... all of you...</i>

739
00:52:09,347 --> 00:52:13,307
<i>my name is Lacie Pound</i>

740
00:52:13,387 --> 00:52:17,226
<i>and, believe it or not,
I am one of Naomi's oldest friends.</i>

741
00:52:17,826 --> 00:52:19,946
<i>Hi, Nay-Nay!</i>

742
00:52:21,226 --> 00:52:24,265
<i>It's great to meet you too, Paul.
I've heard a lot about you.</i>

743
00:52:24,345 --> 00:52:26,145
<i>He's a pretty big deal, that Paul.</i>

744
00:52:26,225 --> 00:52:28,625
<i>- Pretty big deal.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]</i>

745
00:52:28,705 --> 00:52:32,344
<i>He makes his own tapenade! Yeah.</i>

746
00:52:32,424 --> 00:52:34,424
<i>[LAUGHS] Uh...</i>

747
00:52:36,704 --> 00:52:38,904
<i>Anyway, um... I...</i>

748
00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:44,983
<i>have looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life.</i>

749
00:52:45,063 --> 00:52:46,943
<i>We met when we were five years old,</i>

750
00:52:47,023 --> 00:52:51,182
<i>and right up through to our
teenage years, we made quite the pair.</i>

751
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:54,142
<i>We'd talk about all the things
girls talk about,</i>

752
00:52:54,222 --> 00:53:00,501
<i>you know, boys, hair, products,
uh... more boys. [LAUGHS]</i>

753
00:53:00,581 --> 00:53:04,140
<i>I mean, I tried sometimes
to expand our range a little</i>

754
00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:08,900
<i>and talk about climate change,
but she found that kind of boring so...</i>

755
00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,900
<i>Go on.</i>

756
00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:13,819
<i>She was probably right.
I mean, fuck the planet, right?</i>

757
00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,419
<i>Whoo!</i>

758
00:53:15,499 --> 00:53:19,939
<i>Yes, thank you! Come on.
Let's have a little fun here.</i>

759
00:53:20,019 --> 00:53:22,538
<i>You know, fuck the planet! [LAUGHS]</i>

760
00:53:22,618 --> 00:53:25,018
<i>- [SHOUTS] Fuck the planet!
- [FEEDBACK]</i>

761
00:53:25,098 --> 00:53:26,578
<i>[CROCKERY RATTLES]</i>

762
00:53:27,898 --> 00:53:29,857
<i>- [PHONE BEEPS]
- Anyway...</i>

763
00:53:30,937 --> 00:53:37,896
<i>I... looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life,</i>

764
00:53:37,976 --> 00:53:43,256
<i>which meant she was looking down on me.</i>

765
00:53:44,136 --> 00:53:47,095
<i>Always with a smile though. [LAUGHS]</i>

766
00:53:47,175 --> 00:53:51,735
<i>In high school,
she was my shoulder to cry on.</i>

767
00:53:51,815 --> 00:53:57,094
<i>She seemed to enjoy that.
Guys and me never worked out.</i>

768
00:53:57,174 --> 00:54:01,733
<i>They'd see Naomi and just...
Whoo! You know, that was it.</i>

769
00:54:02,613 --> 00:54:08,453
<i>She had this tight ass,</i>

770
00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:11,652
<i>like two fists.</i>

771
00:54:11,732 --> 00:54:13,412
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

772
00:54:13,492 --> 00:54:16,532
<i>[GIGGLES] I was all like...</i>

773
00:54:16,612 --> 00:54:18,731
<i>[GIGGLES]</i>

774
00:54:20,171 --> 00:54:22,651
<i>I was like...</i>

775
00:54:22,731 --> 00:54:24,571
<i>through the hallways in high school.</i>

776
00:54:25,970 --> 00:54:28,130
<i>[CACKLING]</i>

777
00:54:29,810 --> 00:54:31,410
<i>[PHONES BEEP]</i>

778
00:54:35,969 --> 00:54:37,809
<i>[CRIES]</i>

779
00:54:42,968 --> 00:54:44,688
<i>And she was there for me.</i>

780
00:54:47,128 --> 00:54:48,568
<i>Holding my hair back...</i>

781
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:55,447
<i>as I knelt,
vomiting, in front of the crapper.</i>

782
00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:03,526
<i>Thank you for that, Naomi.</i>

783
00:55:06,566 --> 00:55:08,445
<i>I always wished I was you.</i>

784
00:55:10,725 --> 00:55:12,005
<i>And...</i>

785
00:55:12,965 --> 00:55:15,324
<i>I guess that's why you kept me around
so long?</i>

786
00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:21,484
<i>Until you got your new job</i>

787
00:55:21,564 --> 00:55:26,523
<i>and your fancy new friends.</i>

788
00:55:28,483 --> 00:55:30,843
<i>And that...</i>

789
00:55:30,923 --> 00:55:32,722
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

790
00:55:32,802 --> 00:55:35,922
<i>...fucking... jackhole!</i>

791
00:55:36,842 --> 00:55:40,201
<i>And you didn't need me.
You probably got another me.</i>

792
00:55:40,281 --> 00:55:45,641
<i>Guess there's some other "yeth Beth"
you moved on to like a succubus.</i>

793
00:55:45,721 --> 00:55:48,480
<i>- [PHONES BEEPING]
- I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!</i>

794
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,240
<i>- [CROWD GASPS]
- Stay back.</i>

795
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,719
<i>Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!</i>

796
00:55:56,799 --> 00:55:58,639
<i>I'll cut his head off
and stick it up my ass!</i>

797
00:55:58,719 --> 00:55:59,959
<i>[GASPS]</i>

798
00:56:01,039 --> 00:56:03,479
<i>[GASPS] Time's nearly up!</i>

799
00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:04,678
<i>- Hey! Calm down.
- I...</i>

800
00:56:04,758 --> 00:56:09,758
<i>I just wanted to say, in this world
so caught up in our own shit,</i>

801
00:56:09,838 --> 00:56:13,237
<i>- let's not forget what matters.
- It's okay. It's okay.</i>

802
00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:19,797
<i>Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi,
and she's...</i>

803
00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:24,396
<i>She... She fucked Greg!</i>

804
00:56:26,156 --> 00:56:27,916
<i>I know she did.</i>

805
00:56:28,996 --> 00:56:31,875
<i>- I know you did.
- No...</i>

806
00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:34,235
<i>Don't even try to deny...</i>

807
00:56:34,315 --> 00:56:36,635
<i>- [SCREAMS]
- [FEEDBACK SCREECHES]</i>

808
00:56:36,715 --> 00:56:42,074
<i>The little girl who, when we were
just five-years-old in art camp,</i>

809
00:56:42,154 --> 00:56:45,833
<i>started talking to me
because she saw I was scared</i>

810
00:56:46,513 --> 00:56:48,953
<i>and helped me make Mr. Rags.</i>

811
00:56:49,033 --> 00:56:54,552
<i>He reminds me of you
and what you meant to me then!</i>

812
00:56:54,632 --> 00:56:58,192
<i>[CRIES] And I'm so honoured to be here
to see this shit!</i>

813
00:56:59,112 --> 00:57:04,311
<i>[SCREAMS] I love you, Nay-Nay!
I've always loved you!</i>

814
00:57:05,351 --> 00:57:07,671
<i>I love you!</i>

815
00:57:08,911 --> 00:57:09,991
<i>[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]</i>

816
00:57:25,149 --> 00:57:27,468
<i>[WHIRRING]</i>

817
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:41,299
<i>[BREATHES DEEPLY]</i>

818
00:59:19,055 --> 00:59:20,775
<i>[SOBS]</i>

819
00:59:20,855 --> 00:59:22,254
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

820
00:59:52,851 --> 00:59:54,650
<i>What the fuck are you looking at?</i>

821
00:59:54,730 --> 00:59:56,770
<i>Just what I was wondering.</i>

822
00:59:57,330 --> 00:59:58,050
<i>Well...</i>

823
01:00:00,010 --> 01:00:00,930
<i>Don't!</i>

824
01:00:01,690 --> 01:00:04,649
<i>Don't? Don't wonder?</i>

825
01:00:04,729 --> 01:00:05,889
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

826
01:00:06,489 --> 01:00:11,608
<i>- It would be a dull world without wonder.
- I don't give a shit about your world.</i>

827
01:00:12,448 --> 01:00:14,368
<i>I don't like your brassiere.</i>

828
01:00:17,768 --> 01:00:19,247
<i>I don't like your moustache.</i>

829
01:00:20,647 --> 01:00:22,447
<i>I don't like your aura.</i>

830
01:00:22,527 --> 01:00:24,767
<i>- My aura?
- Yeah.</i>

831
01:00:26,487 --> 01:00:30,286
<i>I don't like your... head.</i>

832
01:00:30,366 --> 01:00:33,046
<i>Your entire head is just ridiculous to me.</i>

833
01:00:33,126 --> 01:00:34,286
<i>Really?</i>

834
01:00:34,366 --> 01:00:40,165
<i>You look like an alcoholic
former weatherman.</i>

835
01:00:40,245 --> 01:00:42,725
<i>You sound like a lost little lamb</i>

836
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:45,284
<i>that just got told there's no Santa Claus.</i>

837
01:00:46,524 --> 01:00:49,244
<i>What sort of cartoon character
did your mum have to fuck</i>

838
01:00:49,324 --> 01:00:50,924
<i>to brew you up in the womb?</i>

839
01:00:51,004 --> 01:00:52,683
<i>At least I look like I was born,</i>

840
01:00:52,763 --> 01:00:57,243
<i>not shit out by some tormented
cow creature in an underground lab.</i>

841
01:00:57,323 --> 01:00:59,003
<i>You got tossed out of that lab.</i>

842
01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:01,562
<i>- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah, flushed out.</i>

843
01:01:01,642 --> 01:01:04,482
<i>- Ooh!
- In the trash!</i>

844
01:01:04,562 --> 01:01:08,121
<i>- Your face is a fucking...
- Fucking.</i>

845
01:01:08,201 --> 01:01:12,081
<i>Fucking biological car crash</i>

846
01:01:12,161 --> 01:01:14,161
<i>that made Picasso screw his eyes up
and say,</i>

847
01:01:14,241 --> 01:01:15,721
<i>"Well, that just don't make sense."</i>

848
01:01:15,801 --> 01:01:17,520
<i>[LAUGHS]</i>

849
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,200
<i>- You're a fucking asshole.
- Fuck you!</i>

850
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,960
<i>- Fuck you next Wednesday.
- Fuck you for Christmas!</i>

851
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:27,879
<i>- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!</i>


