1 00:00:00,055 --> 00:00:02,867 Back in the '80s, I had my fair share of tormentors, 2 00:00:02,914 --> 00:00:05,147 and no one did it better than my main nemesis... 3 00:00:05,242 --> 00:00:08,177 sax-wailin', pony tail-rockin' Johnny Atkins. 4 00:00:08,279 --> 00:00:09,854 Yep, he made my life miserable. 5 00:00:09,917 --> 00:00:11,984 Later, nerd losers. Eat my butt. 6 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,053 I feel threatened, and I want to punch your face off. 7 00:00:14,088 --> 00:00:16,722 And, thanks to shop class, I had to see a lot more of him. 8 00:00:16,757 --> 00:00:17,723 Hey, Goldberg. 9 00:00:17,792 --> 00:00:19,892 Whatcha workin' on there, man? Looks super cool. 10 00:00:19,927 --> 00:00:21,360 Your interest excites me, 11 00:00:21,429 --> 00:00:23,195 but I'm also certain that this exchange 12 00:00:23,264 --> 00:00:25,097 will end in a dead leg, swirlie, or both. 13 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:27,099 C'mon, I have a curious soul. 14 00:00:27,168 --> 00:00:29,009 Please, share your wooden gift with me. 15 00:00:29,033 --> 00:00:30,746 Really? Okay, are you familiar with 16 00:00:30,771 --> 00:00:32,338 the fantasy action film "Highlander"? 17 00:00:32,373 --> 00:00:34,306 I am not. Tell me more! 18 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:36,642 Well, it's about a race of immortal swordsmen 19 00:00:36,711 --> 00:00:38,110 who clash throughout history, 20 00:00:38,179 --> 00:00:40,813 and it stars French action heartthrob Christopher Lambert! 21 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:41,981 Sounds rad! 22 00:00:42,049 --> 00:00:44,150 I wish there was a way I could partake in the joy 23 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:45,317 and delight it's given you! 24 00:00:45,386 --> 00:00:48,120 - I actually have the tape right here! - Nice! 25 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:49,255 Could you put it down on the table 26 00:00:49,323 --> 00:00:50,256 so I can take a better look? 27 00:00:50,324 --> 00:00:52,258 You bet. 28 00:00:54,529 --> 00:00:56,529 Atkins, unacceptable! 29 00:00:56,631 --> 00:00:58,430 Goggles on when you use that machine. 30 00:00:58,499 --> 00:01:01,000 Aw, man, I helped you do it! 31 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:02,535 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 32 00:01:02,637 --> 00:01:06,038 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 33 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:08,541 Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 34 00:01:08,643 --> 00:01:09,909 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 35 00:01:10,011 --> 00:01:13,612 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 36 00:01:13,714 --> 00:01:16,182 It was February 20th, 1980-something, 37 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,552 and my dad had just laid eyes on the perfect parking spot. 38 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:22,388 Ah, here we go. 39 00:01:22,490 --> 00:01:24,156 Whoa, did you see that?! 40 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:26,692 - That schmuck just stole my space! - Oy vey. 41 00:01:26,794 --> 00:01:29,161 Please don't get into one of your parking battles. 42 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:31,764 Look, there's an open spot right back there. Just go take it. 43 00:01:31,832 --> 00:01:33,599 You really want to put my dead toe 44 00:01:33,701 --> 00:01:35,568 through three more spaces of walking? 45 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:37,036 In that moment, 46 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:39,338 Pops and Barry braced themselves for one of my dad's 47 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,775 epic parking-spot screaming matches... or hug? 48 00:01:42,877 --> 00:01:44,577 Oh, it's so good to see you! 49 00:01:44,679 --> 00:01:46,011 Wait, it must be an old friend. 50 00:01:46,113 --> 00:01:48,113 Bink. A jinga, a janga... 51 00:01:48,216 --> 00:01:50,182 What you're saying is impossible. 52 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,451 My dad only has two friends in this world... 53 00:01:52,553 --> 00:01:54,931 Bill Lewis and the mailman. That's it. 54 00:01:54,956 --> 00:01:55,965 Hoo! There he is! 55 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,089 There's my friend Kormy! 56 00:01:57,191 --> 00:01:58,457 - Kormy? - Yeah, Steve Korman, 57 00:01:58,559 --> 00:01:59,758 one of my best friends from Central High. 58 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:00,926 Wait, you had friends? 59 00:02:01,028 --> 00:02:02,394 I had a whole group of friends back then. 60 00:02:02,496 --> 00:02:04,997 - We were called The Jokers. - That's just like the JTP. 61 00:02:05,099 --> 00:02:06,565 How come you never see these guys anymore? 62 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:07,967 Kormy lives in Lancaster now. 63 00:02:08,069 --> 00:02:09,568 - That's way too far. - Too far? 64 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,070 You once drove out to Delaware 65 00:02:11,138 --> 00:02:12,371 just to get a crab hoagie. 66 00:02:12,473 --> 00:02:13,516 That was a good hoagie. 67 00:02:13,541 --> 00:02:15,585 - Yeah, it had crab in it. - Dense crab. 68 00:02:15,610 --> 00:02:17,176 And that bread was delicious. 69 00:02:17,278 --> 00:02:18,310 I remember that trip. 70 00:02:18,412 --> 00:02:19,645 Yeah. Crab. 71 00:02:19,747 --> 00:02:21,247 Dude, forget the crab. 72 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,282 If Kormy's your friend, you gotta go see him! 73 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:24,717 High school friends are nice, 74 00:02:24,819 --> 00:02:26,885 but then life happens, and you move on. 75 00:02:26,988 --> 00:02:30,823 No, the JTP will always be inseparable blood brothers 76 00:02:30,925 --> 00:02:32,258 that will be together forever. 77 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,559 Pops, back me up here. 78 00:02:33,661 --> 00:02:35,561 How's about we take a drive and talk about it? 79 00:02:35,663 --> 00:02:37,229 Maybe down to that crab place. 80 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,764 All right, enough with the crab! 81 00:02:38,866 --> 00:02:40,165 We're going to Delaware! 82 00:02:40,268 --> 00:02:42,601 As Barry feared losing his best friends, 83 00:02:42,703 --> 00:02:45,137 I was still dealing with my worst enemy. 84 00:02:45,239 --> 00:02:46,305 Dude, can you move? 85 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:48,140 Urkel's about to question whether he did that. 86 00:02:48,242 --> 00:02:49,541 Just gimme a sec. 87 00:02:49,644 --> 00:02:51,577 I gotta find a blank tape so I can record "Highlander." 88 00:02:51,679 --> 00:02:53,212 Wait, I bought you that movie for your half birthday. 89 00:02:53,314 --> 00:02:54,480 What happened to that tape? 90 00:02:54,582 --> 00:02:57,483 Uh, I kinda thought it was a piece of wood 91 00:02:57,508 --> 00:02:58,594 and sawed it in half? 92 00:02:58,619 --> 00:03:00,152 Schmoo, you gotta be more careful. 93 00:03:00,254 --> 00:03:02,154 Yesterday you lost the lunch money I gave you 94 00:03:02,256 --> 00:03:03,389 for square pizza day. 95 00:03:03,491 --> 00:03:05,190 - Forgetful me. - And the day before that 96 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:07,192 you got your underpants caught in your locker, 97 00:03:07,295 --> 00:03:08,951 and they got wedged way up 98 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:11,230 - in the crack of your little tushie. - Ew, stop. 99 00:03:11,332 --> 00:03:12,865 Clearly, someone's picking on the kid. 100 00:03:12,967 --> 00:03:15,234 Gah, fine! It's Johnny Atkins! 101 00:03:15,336 --> 00:03:17,603 It's 'cause I'm not in school to protect you anymore, dummy. 102 00:03:17,705 --> 00:03:19,071 - Protect me? - Protect him? 103 00:03:19,173 --> 00:03:20,172 Yes. 104 00:03:20,274 --> 00:03:21,674 All those years while you went about your days 105 00:03:21,776 --> 00:03:23,042 blissfully unscathed, 106 00:03:23,144 --> 00:03:24,543 I was working in the shadows, 107 00:03:24,645 --> 00:03:25,911 ensuring that no one laid a finger 108 00:03:26,013 --> 00:03:27,179 on your delicate, 109 00:03:27,281 --> 00:03:29,081 - under developed little bird body. - What? 110 00:03:29,183 --> 00:03:31,216 But I just figured I was generally accepted and liked! 111 00:03:31,285 --> 00:03:32,451 Oh, God, no. 112 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,453 Well, I guess it's up to Mama to fix it. 113 00:03:34,488 --> 00:03:35,954 Mom, hear my words. 114 00:03:36,057 --> 00:03:38,057 This is the one thing on the planet 115 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:39,258 you cannot fix for me. 116 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,959 Schmoo, when you were little, 117 00:03:41,028 --> 00:03:42,795 there was always a mean bully at school 118 00:03:42,897 --> 00:03:44,763 and like always, Mama fixed it. 119 00:03:44,865 --> 00:03:46,131 - How? - Easy! 120 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,966 - A play date. - A play date? 121 00:03:48,069 --> 00:03:50,002 - Works every time! - I don't need a play date. 122 00:03:50,037 --> 00:03:51,370 I just need to handle this on my own. 123 00:03:51,472 --> 00:03:52,971 Fine, if that's what you really want, 124 00:03:53,074 --> 00:03:55,341 I have no choice but to respect your wishes. 125 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,076 Sup, Goldnerd? 126 00:03:57,144 --> 00:03:59,011 She did not in any way respect my wishes! 127 00:03:59,113 --> 00:04:00,379 Can we start this play date already? 128 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:02,781 Friday nights are when I deep-condition my ponytail. 129 00:04:02,850 --> 00:04:04,283 Then why did you agree to this? 130 00:04:04,352 --> 00:04:06,385 I didn't. Your smoking hot mom forced me. 131 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:07,530 It's true. 132 00:04:07,555 --> 00:04:08,987 I cornered him in that park 133 00:04:09,056 --> 00:04:11,357 where all the boys and girls go to study in their cars 134 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:13,992 and said that I'd scratch his Celica with a wine opener 135 00:04:14,061 --> 00:04:15,694 if he didn't agree to a play date. 136 00:04:15,796 --> 00:04:16,762 Totino's Pizza Rolls? 137 00:04:16,864 --> 00:04:18,063 Leave the pizza rolls and go! 138 00:04:18,165 --> 00:04:19,565 Oh, I'll just take out the trundle bed 139 00:04:19,633 --> 00:04:21,100 in case you want to sleep over, Jonathan. 140 00:04:21,168 --> 00:04:22,768 Ha, even your room is nerdy! 141 00:04:22,803 --> 00:04:25,704 Can't wait to tell everyone at school your bed has a baby bed. 142 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:27,773 Turns out it's impossible to have a play date 143 00:04:27,842 --> 00:04:30,008 with someone you have nothing in common with. 144 00:04:30,111 --> 00:04:31,043 Seven! 145 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:32,411 Goonies never say die! 146 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,446 Do Goonies ever say, "You're a turd farmer?" 147 00:04:34,515 --> 00:04:36,115 That's a no on the board games. 148 00:04:36,217 --> 00:04:37,683 Ooh! You like "Ghostbusters"? 149 00:04:37,718 --> 00:04:39,551 Check it out. I got the Ecto-1 Autobot! 150 00:04:39,653 --> 00:04:41,353 How about we make a stop-motion animation 151 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:42,755 where it transforms? 152 00:04:42,857 --> 00:04:45,124 How about I transform my foot up your butt? 153 00:04:45,226 --> 00:04:46,392 How about I just play a movie 154 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:47,526 so we don't have to interact at all? 155 00:04:47,595 --> 00:04:48,560 Now we're talking. 156 00:04:50,064 --> 00:04:51,530 What dumb-ass thing is this? 157 00:04:51,632 --> 00:04:53,098 Hello? It's "Highlander"? 158 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,633 We talked about it in shop class? 159 00:04:54,735 --> 00:04:55,701 You're in my shop class? 160 00:04:55,803 --> 00:04:57,169 Yeah, let's just watch in silence. 161 00:04:57,204 --> 00:05:00,506 Lucky for me, "Highlander" is so ridiculously badass, 162 00:05:00,574 --> 00:05:03,208 even Johnny Atkins couldn't deny its awesomeness. 163 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:04,376 There can be only one. 164 00:05:04,445 --> 00:05:06,512 Dude, this movie is the best! 165 00:05:06,614 --> 00:05:08,213 Sword fighting! Queen music! 166 00:05:08,282 --> 00:05:09,948 Sean Connery rockin' a pony tail! 167 00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:12,017 Is this play date actually working? 168 00:05:12,119 --> 00:05:13,152 No. 169 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:16,688 Man, I'd give anything to be immortal, 170 00:05:16,724 --> 00:05:20,058 see all of history unfold before my very eyes, you know? 171 00:05:20,127 --> 00:05:22,828 You'd also have to watch all the people you love die. 172 00:05:22,897 --> 00:05:25,798 So really, it's a gift and a curse. 173 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:27,566 - Whoa. - I know, bro. 174 00:05:27,635 --> 00:05:29,835 Hey, what if there was a way to find other people 175 00:05:29,937 --> 00:05:31,103 who like "Highlander" 176 00:05:31,172 --> 00:05:33,272 and then we all meet regularly to talk about it? 177 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:35,040 - Like a club? - Hell yeah! 178 00:05:35,142 --> 00:05:36,775 Boys, it's way too late. 179 00:05:36,877 --> 00:05:37,943 If you're not gonna settle down, 180 00:05:38,012 --> 00:05:39,077 Johnny's got to sleep downstairs. 181 00:05:39,146 --> 00:05:41,246 - No, no! We're going to bed! - I'm, like, already asleep. 182 00:05:41,315 --> 00:05:42,781 And so I had a new friend. 183 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:45,584 Meanwhile, Barry was trying to lock his down forever. 184 00:05:45,686 --> 00:05:47,419 - JTP? - JTP. 185 00:05:47,488 --> 00:05:49,822 Graduation is 12 weeks away, 186 00:05:49,857 --> 00:05:53,492 which is why I've planned 12 weekends of JTP shenanigans 187 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:55,485 - to cement our friendship. - Awesome! 188 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:56,605 - Yeah! - Dude! 189 00:05:56,630 --> 00:05:57,996 I'll do anything if it's in a calendar! 190 00:05:58,065 --> 00:06:00,499 That's just the beginning, 'cause I also mapped out 191 00:06:00,601 --> 00:06:02,234 the next 12 months of our lives. 192 00:06:02,303 --> 00:06:03,735 Wait, 12 months? 193 00:06:03,804 --> 00:06:04,803 Won't we all be in college then? 194 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:06,672 Welcome to our futures. 195 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:09,241 We're gonna visit each other every weekend, 196 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:11,477 and, on Thursdays, we'll have a conference call 197 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,078 from 7:00 p.m. 'til question mark. 198 00:06:13,147 --> 00:06:15,948 Bro, I totally want to hang out next year, too, 199 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:18,050 but this feels very intense. 200 00:06:18,118 --> 00:06:20,686 Then hold onto your tiny, flea-sized hat, Andy! 201 00:06:20,788 --> 00:06:23,489 'Cause I also mapped out the next 12 years. 202 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:24,623 - Uh-oh. - Dude. 203 00:06:24,692 --> 00:06:26,191 It's in a calendar, so I gotta do this! 204 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:29,394 But wait. Behold the next 12 decades. 205 00:06:29,463 --> 00:06:30,996 First, we'll all find wives, 206 00:06:31,065 --> 00:06:33,065 get married in a five-way wedding, 207 00:06:33,167 --> 00:06:34,433 and each have four kids. 208 00:06:34,535 --> 00:06:35,634 Except for Naked Rob, 209 00:06:35,703 --> 00:06:37,469 because he doesn't have parental instincts, 210 00:06:37,538 --> 00:06:39,771 but will be the cool uncle to our lousy rugrats. 211 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,006 I do have an uncle vibe, 212 00:06:41,108 --> 00:06:43,027 but you can't map out our whole lives. 213 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:44,687 Yeah, I don't think my future wife 214 00:06:44,712 --> 00:06:45,944 is gonna like any of this. 215 00:06:46,046 --> 00:06:47,779 You can tell that nasal-voiced nag 216 00:06:47,882 --> 00:06:49,381 to put a sock in it, Andrew! 217 00:06:49,483 --> 00:06:50,816 - Hey! - You don't get it. 218 00:06:50,918 --> 00:06:51,850 If we don't do this, 219 00:06:51,919 --> 00:06:53,519 the next time we see each other 220 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:55,854 will be in a mall parking lot 10 years from now. 221 00:06:55,923 --> 00:06:58,190 Look, Bar, we appreciate all your unnecessary energy, 222 00:06:58,259 --> 00:07:00,459 but we can't commit to the next 12 decades, 223 00:07:00,561 --> 00:07:01,860 so, hasta luego? 224 00:07:01,962 --> 00:07:04,229 Don't you dare swear at me, Matt Bradley! 225 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:06,765 While Barry was worried about his buddies drifting apart, 226 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:09,501 one movie had brought together my geeky pals 227 00:07:09,570 --> 00:07:11,703 and Johnny's way cooler band of friends. 228 00:07:11,772 --> 00:07:13,438 Thanks for coming to the Highlander Club. 229 00:07:13,507 --> 00:07:16,275 I see some new faces to the after-school activities scene. 230 00:07:16,377 --> 00:07:17,309 When do we get the big knives?! 231 00:07:17,378 --> 00:07:18,477 I wanna cut someone for real! 232 00:07:18,579 --> 00:07:21,313 Love that spirit, but let's walk before we run. 233 00:07:21,415 --> 00:07:23,048 First, we watch the movie, 234 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:24,550 then we our pick our roles, 235 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,151 and divvy up scenes to re-enact! 236 00:07:26,253 --> 00:07:27,152 - Pass. - I'm out. 237 00:07:27,254 --> 00:07:28,287 Yeah, I wish you all the best. 238 00:07:28,389 --> 00:07:30,088 No, screw your safety. Let's just fight! 239 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:31,690 But then all this club will be 240 00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:33,425 is a bunch of people hitting each other with... 241 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:35,994 - Ow! - Extracurricular activities are fun! 242 00:07:36,096 --> 00:07:37,996 - Ha ha, that is fun! - I'm back in! 243 00:07:38,065 --> 00:07:39,164 Ow! 244 00:07:39,266 --> 00:07:40,933 Hey, why are there children in my wood shop 245 00:07:41,035 --> 00:07:42,501 looking all eager and excited? 246 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:44,603 We're starting a Highlander Club, and maybe you... 247 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:47,239 - Nah. - Faculty advisors get a $35 stipend. 248 00:07:47,308 --> 00:07:48,373 Then, as your advisor, 249 00:07:48,475 --> 00:07:50,275 I advise you not to bother me with stuff. 250 00:07:50,377 --> 00:07:52,844 Yes! He has a laissez-faire attitude about his role! 251 00:07:52,947 --> 00:07:55,247 Let's go sharpen our swords and really take our time. 252 00:07:55,316 --> 00:07:56,448 Ow! 253 00:07:56,550 --> 00:07:57,649 Thanks a lot, dude. 254 00:07:57,751 --> 00:07:59,251 You gave all the jerks in school weapons 255 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,686 and a scheduled time to beat us. 256 00:08:00,788 --> 00:08:02,087 I know what I did, Dave Kim, 257 00:08:02,189 --> 00:08:04,389 but maybe it won't be as bad as we think. 258 00:08:04,491 --> 00:08:06,124 Oh, balls! 259 00:08:06,226 --> 00:08:08,460 Let's shake the nerd trees and see what falls out. 260 00:08:08,562 --> 00:08:10,729 Adrenaline got me up here, but I can't sustain it! 261 00:08:10,798 --> 00:08:12,331 Come to Mama, Dave Kim. 262 00:08:12,433 --> 00:08:14,132 Do you think this is one of those situations 263 00:08:14,234 --> 00:08:16,268 where she's mean to me because she really likes me?! 264 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,336 I don't think so, pal! 265 00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:18,704 What's the plan here, guys? 266 00:08:18,806 --> 00:08:20,539 My hands and legs are fatigued! 267 00:08:20,641 --> 00:08:21,607 Wait, I got it! 268 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:22,774 Have any of you seen 269 00:08:22,843 --> 00:08:23,976 the gymnastics action movie "Gymkata"?! 270 00:08:24,078 --> 00:08:26,111 Screw you and your movies! 271 00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:27,346 That's why we're in this mess! 272 00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:28,347 Trust me! 273 00:08:28,449 --> 00:08:29,581 We just have to swing to each other 274 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:30,682 using our core strength 275 00:08:30,784 --> 00:08:32,351 and then form a human bridge to... 276 00:08:32,453 --> 00:08:33,919 Aah! 277 00:08:35,456 --> 00:08:37,289 Ow! I was wrong! 278 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:39,434 It's not a situation where she likes me! 279 00:08:39,459 --> 00:08:40,552 Ow! 280 00:08:40,577 --> 00:08:43,683 The JTP may have rejected Barry's 12-decade plan, 281 00:08:43,746 --> 00:08:44,911 but he wouldn't let that stop him. 282 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:47,881 Stop! Stop beat boxing, JTP. 283 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:50,645 I've figured out how we'll stay friends forever. 284 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,064 Oh, God, not another plan. 285 00:08:52,138 --> 00:08:54,138 Trust me. This one is so good, 286 00:08:54,207 --> 00:08:57,004 even Andy's future joyless nag of a wife can get behind it. 287 00:08:57,029 --> 00:09:00,221 I realize there's only one logical way to guarantee 288 00:09:00,299 --> 00:09:03,823 we see each other all the time when we're all grown up. 289 00:09:03,916 --> 00:09:06,150 Liberty Seats at Veterans Stadium. 290 00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:07,180 Liberty what? 291 00:09:07,248 --> 00:09:09,182 An elite ticket membership giving us access 292 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,983 to not one, not two, 293 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:14,453 but 300 nights of entertainment a year! 294 00:09:14,522 --> 00:09:15,988 These seats offer everything! 295 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,590 The Eagles! Phillies! 296 00:09:17,692 --> 00:09:20,259 That sport you play on ice with the broom! 297 00:09:20,328 --> 00:09:21,827 Strange religious events! 298 00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:23,930 Local graduation ceremonies. 299 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,731 The Kensington Dog Show. 300 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,833 Michael Jackson, Jackson Browne, 301 00:09:27,902 --> 00:09:31,504 James Brown, James Taylor, and Taylor Dayne, 302 00:09:31,573 --> 00:09:34,307 all for the low price of 10 grand apiece. 303 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:35,741 10 grand? Dude, are you nuts? 304 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:36,876 I have $37. 305 00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:38,544 My wife is gonna be so pissed. 306 00:09:38,613 --> 00:09:40,079 Well, Andy, tell her to go [bleep] herself. 307 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:41,113 - Whoa! - Whoa! 308 00:09:41,216 --> 00:09:42,615 - Whoa-ho-ho! - Dude! 309 00:09:42,684 --> 00:09:44,350 Look, we don't know what's gonna happen after high school, 310 00:09:44,385 --> 00:09:45,985 but that doesn't mean we're gonna stop being friends. 311 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:47,653 You guys don't get it! 312 00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:51,290 My dad had his own JTP, and now, if they're lucky, 313 00:09:51,359 --> 00:09:53,025 they only see each other every 10 years! 314 00:09:53,127 --> 00:09:54,493 Bar, just because they don't see each other, 315 00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:55,528 doesn't mean we won't. 316 00:09:55,597 --> 00:09:57,930 But their group was just like ours. 317 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,065 First off, there's five of them. 318 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,333 Whoa, that is just like us. 319 00:10:00,435 --> 00:10:02,201 They called themselves The Jokers. 320 00:10:02,303 --> 00:10:04,036 JTP also starts with a J! 321 00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:06,172 Each of them had nicknames based in truth! 322 00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:08,474 One of 'em was called Tall Jake 'cause he was tall. 323 00:10:08,576 --> 00:10:09,976 I'm Naked Rob and I like to get naked! 324 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,377 And the similarities stop there. 325 00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:12,478 We got to get the Liberty Seats! 326 00:10:12,547 --> 00:10:13,779 I was so against this five minutes ago, 327 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,114 but now I've never wanted anything more! 328 00:10:15,183 --> 00:10:16,949 Guys, I might have a better idea 329 00:10:17,018 --> 00:10:18,551 that won't cost us thousands of dollars 330 00:10:18,644 --> 00:10:20,519 - and hours of our lives. - That can't be true. 331 00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:22,121 Everyone ignore Matt Bradley 332 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,666 and empty your wallets into my hands. 333 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,667 Yep. 334 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:25,925 We're just freaked out we're gonna drift apart 335 00:10:25,994 --> 00:10:27,226 like your dad and his friends. 336 00:10:27,262 --> 00:10:29,195 But what if we got them back together? 337 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,229 That's true. 338 00:10:30,298 --> 00:10:31,564 If Barry's extremely off-putting father 339 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:32,832 can have lifelong friends, 340 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,100 then we for sure will, too. 341 00:10:34,168 --> 00:10:35,968 This paper-thin logic is oddly comforting! 342 00:10:36,037 --> 00:10:38,304 Wow, Matt Bradley just had his first good idea. 343 00:10:38,406 --> 00:10:40,039 - Thanks maybe. - JTP forever! 344 00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:41,207 JTP forever! 345 00:10:41,309 --> 00:10:43,309 As the JTP set off with a plan, 346 00:10:43,411 --> 00:10:46,545 my mom's plan for a play date had majorly backfired. 347 00:10:46,614 --> 00:10:47,913 There's my Schmoo. 348 00:10:48,016 --> 00:10:50,149 Ant on a log coming your way. 349 00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:51,484 Save your logs, lady! 350 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:52,685 I've got a bone to pick with you! 351 00:10:52,754 --> 00:10:53,919 Let me guess. 352 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,688 Play date backfired, and now it's 10 times worse? 353 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:56,889 Yes! 354 00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:57,890 Thanks to Johnny, 355 00:10:57,959 --> 00:10:59,759 a bunch of cool older dudes in school 356 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,560 have united to form a nerd hit squad. 357 00:11:01,629 --> 00:11:02,828 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 358 00:11:02,897 --> 00:11:04,397 Just let Mama fix it. 359 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:06,265 I'll invite Johnny and the whole gang over 360 00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:07,800 for a big group play date. 361 00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:09,101 Group play date? 362 00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:10,870 The crazy lady had to be stopped. 363 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,472 I had no choice but to leave Johnny's Highlander Club 364 00:11:13,497 --> 00:11:14,537 and start my own. 365 00:11:14,562 --> 00:11:16,075 Hey, Mr. Crosby, you got a sec? 366 00:11:16,144 --> 00:11:17,243 - Nope. - Good. 367 00:11:17,312 --> 00:11:19,178 With your permission, we'd like to start a new, 368 00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:21,280 second, more gentle Highlander Club. 369 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:22,315 No. 370 00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:23,416 What? Why not? 371 00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:25,518 Because there can be only one! 372 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,686 Highlander Club. 373 00:11:26,721 --> 00:11:28,020 M-Maybe there can be two? 374 00:11:28,089 --> 00:11:29,555 Dude! You're starting your own club 375 00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:31,490 based on the movie I introduced you to? 376 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:33,192 This betrayal will not stand! 377 00:11:33,261 --> 00:11:35,861 My Highlander Club challenges yours to a battle! 378 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,296 We have no club! 379 00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:40,599 Mr. Crosby specifically said there can be only one! 380 00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:42,868 Actually, this challenge makes sense. 381 00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:45,071 Like the epic conflict between Connor MacLeod 382 00:11:45,173 --> 00:11:47,840 and the fearsome but misunderstood Kurgan, 383 00:11:47,909 --> 00:11:49,842 you must both fight for "the prize." 384 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,544 You will fight only in the shadows, 385 00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:53,079 never in woodshop! 386 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,714 Consider this holy ground 387 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,315 because I don't want you touching my stuff. 388 00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:59,285 If a sword touches your neck or your lower head, you are out. 389 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:00,686 The last one standing 390 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:03,956 earns the right to lead his own Highlander Club. 391 00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:06,325 Or, maybe there can be two? 392 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:08,394 Nope, there can be only one! 393 00:12:08,496 --> 00:12:09,428 Highlander Club. 394 00:12:09,464 --> 00:12:11,230 See you in the hallways, dorks. 395 00:12:11,299 --> 00:12:14,033 With that, the future of the club was up for grabs, 396 00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:16,635 and Barry was gonna reunite our dad with his past. 397 00:12:16,704 --> 00:12:18,738 Thanks for coming out with me and the JTP 398 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,072 for my birthday, Dad! 399 00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:21,507 Whatever you want, pal. 400 00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,576 I definitely knew it was your birthday 401 00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:24,844 because I'm a good dad. 402 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,278 There he is! Mur Man! 403 00:12:26,381 --> 00:12:27,813 Kormy! What the hell? 404 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:28,948 Surprise! 405 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:30,516 It's devastating that you don't know this, 406 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:32,218 but it's not my birthday! 407 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,619 We got all The Jokers back together! 408 00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:35,788 You sons of bitches, how ya been?! 409 00:12:35,857 --> 00:12:37,456 Better now that you're here, Smiles. 410 00:12:37,525 --> 00:12:38,924 Did they just call your dad "Smiles"? 411 00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,593 Looking good, Dancing Bruce, 412 00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:42,795 or should I say the honorable Dancing Bruce. 413 00:12:42,897 --> 00:12:44,130 All rise to boogie! 414 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,499 Are they called The Jokers 'cause they're bad at jokes? 415 00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:47,933 The Jokers! 416 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:50,669 Morons, you did good. 417 00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:52,838 That was the best night I've had in a long time. 418 00:12:52,907 --> 00:12:55,074 So, uh, when do you want to see The Jokers again? 419 00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:57,510 I don't know. Uh, maybe I'll run into one of them 420 00:12:57,578 --> 00:12:58,377 in a couple of years. 421 00:12:58,446 --> 00:12:59,912 - And that's it? - Yeah. 422 00:12:59,981 --> 00:13:02,181 - But you had so much fun. - Don't you want to do this more? 423 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,783 Yeah, maybe you guys should start a bowling team. 424 00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:05,551 Why do any of you care what I do? 425 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:06,619 Or a weekly barbecue. 426 00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,521 Who are you? Who is this moron? 427 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:09,722 Geoff Schwartz. 428 00:13:09,757 --> 00:13:11,657 You know my parents. I'm dating your daughter. 429 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:14,527 Dad, if you only see your friends once a decade, 430 00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:15,828 they're not really your friends. 431 00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:17,363 I don't know what to tell you. 432 00:13:17,432 --> 00:13:18,397 Life goes on. 433 00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:19,799 You get old, you get married, 434 00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:21,400 your friends fall by the wayside. 435 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:25,871 Does he really not know me? 436 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,266 Erica, wake up! It's the middle of the day! 437 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,342 - We need you! - Leave me alone. It's Sunday. 438 00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:31,410 It's Thursday. 439 00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:34,246 Ooh, I missed a job interview this morning. 440 00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:35,514 Guess the universe doesn't want me 441 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,549 to be a sandwich artist. 442 00:13:36,617 --> 00:13:37,950 You know what the universe does want? 443 00:13:38,052 --> 00:13:39,552 For you to protect me like the old days 444 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,519 when I was safe and free. 445 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:42,354 But it doesn't teach you anything. 446 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,156 C'mon, it's time you finally learn 447 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,291 to stick up for yourself. 448 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:46,425 Maybe I wasn't clear. 449 00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:47,993 I don't need hollow words. 450 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,396 I need you to ball up your fists and wreck some fools! 451 00:13:50,465 --> 00:13:52,798 Dude, you can't just rely on other people to fight your battles. 452 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,000 Does someone need to rely on me to fight his battles? 453 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,435 See? You either stand up and fight 454 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,937 or face a lifetime of play dates. 455 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,038 Play dates obviously. 456 00:13:59,106 --> 00:13:59,772 - Obviously. - Yeah. 457 00:13:59,874 --> 00:14:00,940 No! 458 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,442 My groggy sister may have no purpose or prospects, 459 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:04,410 but she's right. 460 00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:05,377 We have to fight back 461 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,479 'cause we have something 462 00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:08,380 that Johnny Atkins and his crew don't have. 463 00:14:08,483 --> 00:14:09,748 - All their baby teeth? - No. 464 00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,116 - A crush on their cousin? - No! 465 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:12,685 - Their very own fern? - No! 466 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,420 - A mama who will fix it? - No! 467 00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:16,155 We are all skilled with the blade. 468 00:14:16,257 --> 00:14:18,524 I myself have a lifetime of training with a lightsaber. 469 00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:20,426 You also have a mama who will fix it. 470 00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:22,862 Mikey, Sirota, you both learned a ton of stage combat 471 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,463 when you played Tybalt and Mercutio 472 00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:25,764 in "Romeo and Juliet," right? 473 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:26,699 - Yeah. - True. 474 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:28,000 And, Dan, your malnourished body 475 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,236 has less surface area to poke and stab. 476 00:14:30,338 --> 00:14:31,604 My pediatrician is concerned. 477 00:14:31,672 --> 00:14:33,873 Which is why you need someone's mama to fix it! 478 00:14:33,975 --> 00:14:35,508 Why are you not getting this? 479 00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:37,009 Dave Kim, your turtleneck protects 480 00:14:37,111 --> 00:14:38,010 your neck and extremities 481 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:39,211 in a way no one can penetrate! 482 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,013 That's neither true nor a skill, 483 00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,281 but your confidence has me amped! 484 00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:43,282 What just happened? 485 00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:44,350 Adam finally realized 486 00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:45,918 that my advice is better than yours. 487 00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:48,153 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cut my own hair. 488 00:14:48,189 --> 00:14:50,124 There can be only one, 489 00:14:50,148 --> 00:14:52,969 and it shall be the five of us! Wha! 490 00:14:52,994 --> 00:14:54,126 - Rah! - Aah! 491 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,302 Johnny Atkins! Let our hour-long feud end here! 492 00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:05,704 Fine! There can be only one! 493 00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:07,072 Highlander Club. 494 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,881 Yah! 495 00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:20,019 Aah! 496 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,520 Oh, no! 497 00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:24,890 The nerds are super fired up and have unwarranted confidence! 498 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,358 How is this happening?! 499 00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:29,128 I'll tell you how. 500 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,597 While Johnny and his friends spent their weekends partying 501 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:32,932 and living it up, 502 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,133 me and my friends spent our time 503 00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:35,568 swinging around lightsabers 504 00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:38,571 and perfecting our stage combat moves for drama club. 505 00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:40,005 That fateful day, 506 00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:43,576 being geeks all our lives had finally paid off. 507 00:15:43,644 --> 00:15:45,010 Yeah! 508 00:15:55,523 --> 00:15:57,389 - Do you yield? - Totally. 509 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:08,601 Dude, that's sorta my girlfriend! 510 00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:10,302 Hey, Atkins. 511 00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:12,538 Ow, dang it, man. 512 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,973 That slightly hurt for a second. 513 00:16:14,075 --> 00:16:15,107 The club belongs to us, 514 00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:16,909 which means you can go crawling back 515 00:16:17,011 --> 00:16:18,911 to your charmed, awesome lives. 516 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,846 Wait, we can't be in your club? 517 00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:22,681 Yeah, this was surprisingly fun. 518 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,317 Sorry, boys, enrollment is closed. 519 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,419 But I've never been kicked out of anything before! 520 00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:30,022 Wanna just go back to scoring touchdowns and getting girls? 521 00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:31,690 - Sure. - That works. 522 00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,582 What do I do with this stuff? 523 00:16:39,036 --> 00:16:40,761 Having finally conquered my bully, 524 00:16:40,816 --> 00:16:42,184 I came home to celebrate, 525 00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:43,808 but there was one more battle left to fight. 526 00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:45,402 Greetings, aimless sister. 527 00:16:45,441 --> 00:16:47,540 - Thy brother has returned a hero. - Wow. 528 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:48,992 He thirsts for beer of the root. 529 00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:50,007 Finally beat a bully, 530 00:16:50,032 --> 00:16:51,141 and yet you're nerdier than ever. 531 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,263 Thank you. 532 00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:53,387 You know, my whole life, I've been hearing 533 00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,512 "Mama will fix it," 534 00:16:54,537 --> 00:16:56,778 and a part of me... wanted her to. 535 00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:58,100 Believe me, I really get it. 536 00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:00,016 Well, thanks to you, I finally think the days 537 00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:02,361 of her getting involved in my relationships are over. 538 00:17:02,462 --> 00:17:04,681 You are in deep trouble, mister. 539 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,806 Shame on you for picking on this poor boy. 540 00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:07,923 Tell him, Mrs. G. 541 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,767 Dude, did you go to my mom to fix it? 542 00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:10,723 I had no choice. 543 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,130 Your mean behavior made me feel 544 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,699 completely small and powerless. 545 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,401 Hello?! The minute Erica stopped protecting me, 546 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,569 that's what you did to me! 547 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:18,737 - Schmoopaloo. - Ba-bap! 548 00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,372 I'm gonna fix it. 549 00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:22,808 Look, you have a true, wonderful gift 550 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,176 for busting balls, 551 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,644 but you use it for evil! 552 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:27,579 All I did was show you how it feels. 553 00:17:27,648 --> 00:17:29,014 But the difference is I did all that stuff 554 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,082 before we were friends. 555 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,483 You think we're friends? 556 00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:33,085 Well, yeah? Don't you? 557 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,052 If we're friends, 558 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,554 then why'd you take over my club? 559 00:17:35,623 --> 00:17:37,222 Dude, it was our club, 560 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,957 but then you started a new one without me, 561 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,726 and then you destroyed my old club, 562 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,227 and then Dave Kim stole my girlfriend, 563 00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:43,996 and all my friends went back to playing sports. 564 00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:45,263 Wow. 565 00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:46,898 Guess I am the bully. 566 00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:48,967 Maybe... we just call it even? 567 00:17:49,036 --> 00:17:50,769 I got a bootleg of "Highlander 2." 568 00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:51,903 Thought maybe we could check it out. 569 00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:53,171 Oh, man, yes! 570 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,840 Prepare to be majorly disappointed. 571 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,777 Wow. Play dates do work. 572 00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:00,145 Aww. 573 00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:01,680 You're a good daughter. 574 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:02,848 And an even better sister 575 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,650 for protecting Adam all those years. 576 00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:05,884 I love the little nerd. 577 00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:07,319 Just don't tell him that. 578 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,621 In the end, I didn't need my mom's help, 579 00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:12,024 but it turns out my dad needed Barry's. 580 00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:14,726 E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles! 581 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,029 I thought you said 582 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,530 you were good for another 10 years? 583 00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:20,232 Well, I had such a great time the other night 584 00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:21,612 that I wanted to see them again. 585 00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:22,588 You happy? 586 00:18:22,613 --> 00:18:24,469 Doesn't mean the JTP won't drift apart 587 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,481 like you guys did. 588 00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,239 No, no, no. You guys won't 589 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,742 because you have the one thing that we never had. 590 00:18:30,811 --> 00:18:31,910 You. 591 00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:33,845 You care so much about your friends 592 00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:36,515 that you got me back together with mine. 593 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:39,084 Everyone needs a friend like you, moron. 594 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,318 Thanks, Dad. 595 00:18:40,421 --> 00:18:41,520 Thank you. 596 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,188 Barry had come up with a million ways 597 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,356 to keep the JTP together, 598 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,557 but, seeing my dad, 599 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,527 he realized all he needed was one. 600 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,729 Hey. I got you a little something. 601 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:52,030 What is all this? 602 00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,398 I know it's not realistic 603 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,267 to map out the next 120 years, 604 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,437 but I can at least reserve eight days a year. 605 00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:00,105 That... sounds doable. 606 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,306 Good. 607 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,442 'Cause I'm gonna work my ass off as a doctor 608 00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:06,178 so I can buy five season tickets to the Eagles games 609 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,679 for the rest of our lives. 610 00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:08,947 Dude, are you serious? 611 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,015 JTP forever. 612 00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:11,149 JTP forever. 613 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,384 - JTP forever. - JTP forever. 614 00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:13,785 Andy, your hand's so small. 615 00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:21,226 Turns out the JTP really is forever. 616 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:24,296 To this day, they still go to those Eagles games, 617 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,933 wear those same jerseys, and laugh like the old days. 618 00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,668 That's the thing about friendship. 619 00:19:29,737 --> 00:19:32,571 Whether your lifelong pals or a newly forged alliance, 620 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,874 in the end, whatever battles and hardships you face, 621 00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:37,743 you can do it together. 622 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,554 I'm here with the real Mike Levy and Dave Sirota. 623 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,356 They've been friends with the real Adam Goldberg 624 00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:52,424 since childhood. 625 00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:54,937 Now, this episode is about the Highlander Club. Is it real? 626 00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:56,194 Yes, we did this in high school. 627 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,596 It was a point of ridicule, 628 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,297 and then became a point of fascination, 629 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,600 and then it became a full-fledged phenomenon. 630 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:05,437 The Highlander Club actually did bring people together 631 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:06,805 at our high school. 632 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:08,607 We became friends with Corbett 633 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,808 through the Highlander Club. 634 00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:12,377 We had the captain of the football team 635 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,879 all sword playing. 636 00:20:13,981 --> 00:20:16,014 I particularly liked just saying, 637 00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:18,083 over and over again, "There can be only one." 638 00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:19,251 - Rah! - Aah! 639 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,090 What eventually happened to the Highlander Club? 640 00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:22,822 The Highlander Club was forcibly disbanded 641 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,418 by the school administration. 642 00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,651 I can't believe I'm in an actual school club. 643 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,103 Yeah, now you finally have something 644 00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:29,517 to put on your college résumé. 645 00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:30,741 College? 646 00:20:30,742 --> 00:20:31,963 You blew it, Carla. 647 00:20:31,995 --> 00:20:34,074 You'll rue the day you ever picked Dave Kim over me. 648 00:20:34,075 --> 00:20:35,883 I'm a potential college applicant now. 649 00:20:35,908 --> 00:20:37,204 Um, yeah, right. 650 00:20:37,205 --> 00:20:39,640 Davey K. respects me, listens to me, 651 00:20:39,665 --> 00:20:42,399 and hides from me because I terrify him. 652 00:20:42,424 --> 00:20:43,713 It's so hot. 653 00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:44,793 Damn it! 654 00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:46,133 I love her! 655 00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:47,883 Tell me exactly what I got to do 656 00:20:47,884 --> 00:20:49,383 to get into a fancy college 657 00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:51,883 and become a rich, international man of business. 658 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,093 I guess you can start by going to the college fair 659 00:20:54,094 --> 00:20:56,003 - they have every year. - Too much work. 660 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,423 I'm out. Your advice sucks, Goldnerd. 661 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,648 I wish we never had that play date.