1 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,100 MAN: You guys are going to love it. 2 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:35,168 I mean, it's just such a great car. 3 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,604 It's got great cup-holders. 4 00:00:36,638 --> 00:00:38,773 I remember our cars didn't have cup-holders growing up. 5 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,174 You guys like cups, right? You have a bunch of them. 6 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,310 I mean, by the way, you all have a teenager, right? 7 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,846 -[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] -My name is Nate Wilcox, 8 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:48,415 and I'm the best car salesman this side of the Mississippi. 9 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,316 [THUMPING] 10 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:52,152 This right here, safest car on the road. 11 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:53,788 -[ENGINE ROARING] -This right here, 12 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:56,323 the loudest car on the road! 13 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:57,759 A lot of people think selling cars 14 00:00:57,792 --> 00:01:00,260 is just a bunch of big fake smiles and handshakes. 15 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,362 But not for me! It's all about 16 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,164 understanding my customer's needs. 17 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:07,134 And I mean, like, helping them actually solve problems. 18 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,636 You're going to college, right? 19 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:11,706 Look, everybody's going to be driving trucks and flashy cars. 20 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:15,475 You want to stand out. You want to be rememberable. 21 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:18,580 This is how you do it, right here. 22 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:23,017 -A minivan? -Of course a minivan! 23 00:01:23,051 --> 00:01:25,118 Dude, I drove one of these in high school 24 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:26,688 and everybody loved it. 25 00:01:26,721 --> 00:01:28,523 I was Homecoming King. 26 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:29,757 -You were? -Yeah. 27 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:31,960 I mean, you know, it was a small school and mostly girls, 28 00:01:31,993 --> 00:01:36,463 but the point is they still talk about that van to this day. 29 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:39,000 It's even got a cooler inside, dude. 30 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:41,101 Yep, that's how I sell cars. 31 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:44,237 And it's worked out pretty well for me so far. 32 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,374 I'll tell you, I am living the American dream. 33 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:49,209 I live in a beautiful neighborhood. 34 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:50,712 I own a beautiful home. 35 00:01:50,745 --> 00:01:56,350 I have three great daughters and an incredible wife. 36 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:59,486 What can I say? Life is good. 37 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,091 I'm the breadwinner, and Katie's a stay-at-home mom. 38 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,393 I know that may sound a little old-fashioned, 39 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,763 but for us, it's all about having 40 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,898 a good work-life balance. 41 00:02:10,932 --> 00:02:14,035 I handle work, Katie handles life. 42 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:14,969 Come on, please! 43 00:02:15,003 --> 00:02:16,303 -Can you just... -Stop! No. 44 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,505 No. You're so impatient. You can use it when I'm done. 45 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,807 -Conceited. C-O-N-C-E-I-T... -Oh, my God. Mom, 46 00:02:19,841 --> 00:02:21,743 Hadley's spelling at me again! 47 00:02:21,776 --> 00:02:23,044 Is she spelling correctly? 48 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:24,579 -I don't know. -Yes, I am. 49 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:26,179 NATE: And she's great at details. 50 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,116 Our whole world is run from 51 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,384 this color-coded system she made. 52 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,352 I don't always know what the colors mean, 53 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,656 but I'm not the one, you know, who picks up the kids, 54 00:02:34,689 --> 00:02:37,725 so I kind of don't have to, I guess. 55 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,694 "Buy Sam a horse"? 56 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:40,962 It's on the calendar. 57 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,196 -[CHUCKLES] -Yeah, nice try. 58 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,164 I can't hear you. 59 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:45,667 -What'd you say? -[KATIE CHUCKLES] 60 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,902 NATE: But it's not like Katie does everything by herself. 61 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,070 I help. 62 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:50,872 One of my jobs is taking out the trash... 63 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:51,939 [SNORING] 64 00:02:51,973 --> 00:02:53,741 ...and I never, ever forget that. 65 00:02:53,775 --> 00:02:55,843 Wait, it's trash day! 66 00:02:55,877 --> 00:02:57,377 [FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 67 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,846 Wait! 68 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,682 -[THUDDING] -Hold on! 69 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:02,984 Wait! Wait! 70 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,451 Hold on. Hold on! 71 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,921 -[NATE GROANS] -[TRASH COLLECTORS LAUGHING] 72 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,488 NATE: Okay, sometimes I do 73 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:11,125 -forget to take out the trash. - [GROANS] 74 00:03:11,159 --> 00:03:13,326 But, look, if I did everything right, 75 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,328 this would be a pretty boring movie. 76 00:03:15,897 --> 00:03:17,865 [PANTING] 77 00:03:17,899 --> 00:03:19,000 Did you not see me? 78 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:22,235 No, we saw the whole thing. 79 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,105 Well, then, why didn't you stop? 80 00:03:24,138 --> 00:03:25,740 TRASH COLLECTOR 2: This is recycling. 81 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,108 Trash came an hour ago. 82 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,876 [BOTH LAUGHING] 83 00:03:29,911 --> 00:03:30,978 [SIGHS] 84 00:03:31,012 --> 00:03:32,479 [MUSIC PLAYING OVER CELL PHONE] 85 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:35,248 [SIGHS] His dance moves are so cute. 86 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:36,818 And look at those dimples. 87 00:03:36,851 --> 00:03:38,853 HADLEY: Mom, Gracie's obsessing over a boy. 88 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,487 Yeah, you know what, you might want to put that away 89 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:41,989 before your dad gets back. 90 00:03:42,023 --> 00:03:43,256 Mom, I'm 13. 91 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:45,358 -I'm allowed to like boys. -KATIE: Oh, I know that. 92 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,460 But sometimes it takes dads 93 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,995 -a little longer to... -[DOOR OPENS] 94 00:03:48,029 --> 00:03:49,296 -...you know, accept it. -[DOOR CLOSES] 95 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:51,431 -All right, trash is done. -KATIE: How was that? 96 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:53,101 -Why? What'd you hear? -[KATIE SNIFFS] 97 00:03:53,134 --> 00:03:54,736 Wait, what's in your hoodie? 98 00:03:54,769 --> 00:03:56,070 [CRINKLING] 99 00:03:56,104 --> 00:03:57,572 What? 100 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,573 Oh, my... 101 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,141 It must have fell from the tree! 102 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:01,542 GRACIE: [CHUCKLES] Ew. 103 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,845 Dad, how much does a horse cost? 104 00:04:03,878 --> 00:04:05,880 [SIGHING] Probably too much. 105 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,616 And, I mean, we're not a horse affording family. 106 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,085 Thank you, Nate. Remember, Sam, we said no horses. 107 00:04:11,119 --> 00:04:12,220 Why not? 108 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,487 NATE: Because the horse we could afford 109 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,355 would have major problems. 110 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,125 What if you got kicked in the head? 111 00:04:17,158 --> 00:04:18,526 You ain't coming back from that. 112 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,561 Abraham Lincoln got kicked in the head by a horse. 113 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:21,896 There's no way that's true. 114 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,765 Yeah, when he was 10. He almost died, too. 115 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:26,067 That's the greatest comeback story I've ever heard. 116 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,367 That guy's the GOAT! 117 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,070 Ooh, can we get one of those? 118 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,938 A goat? A goat has rectangle eyes. 119 00:04:30,972 --> 00:04:31,839 You don't want to look at that. 120 00:04:31,873 --> 00:04:33,941 We're like a hamster affording family. 121 00:04:33,975 --> 00:04:36,010 Guinea pig on a good year. 122 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:39,412 Goldfish though, we're rolling in goldfish money. 123 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,716 What is this? Is this your star thing? 124 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:44,451 Yeah. So I call it the Star Minder. 125 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,854 The... the points of the star are little reminder tabs 126 00:04:46,888 --> 00:04:48,589 to help the girls get ready in the morning. 127 00:04:48,623 --> 00:04:51,025 Oh, my goodness, this looks like something you bought. 128 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,425 -That's what I said. -Right? 129 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,962 That's... I mean, it's, like, crazy professional. 130 00:04:54,996 --> 00:04:56,429 Thank you. 131 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,832 You all are lucky to have 132 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,934 -such a talented mom. -[KATIE SIGHS] 133 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,103 Well, I like to think so. 134 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:03,171 KATIE AND NATE: Mm. 135 00:05:03,204 --> 00:05:04,404 GIRLS: Ooh! 136 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,439 -Oh, yeah? -[KATIE LAUGHS] 137 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,075 Maybe everybody should get a kiss! 138 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:09,277 No! No! Stop! 139 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,443 Give it to me! Give it to me! 140 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,879 Oh, the kiss monster wants one! 141 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:14,782 Ew, what happened out there? 142 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:16,918 [GARBAGE CLATTERING AND RUSTLING] 143 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:18,519 -Raccoons. -Hm. 144 00:05:18,553 --> 00:05:21,722 Oh! Babe, remember, we have dinner at the Ashfords' tonight. 145 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:26,294 Avery's parents, Conor and Angela. 146 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,962 Conor and I are room parents together. 147 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,231 He's the dad who's so excited to meet you. 148 00:05:30,264 --> 00:05:31,398 He's always asking about you. 149 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:32,499 Oh, that guy? 150 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:33,868 It's going to be fun. It's happening. 151 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:37,038 Well, you know I love a good hang with a stranger. 152 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:38,471 SAM: Bye, Dad. Love you. 153 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,774 HADLEY: Bye, Dad. Love you. KATIE: Have a great day at work. 154 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,474 -Love you. -NATE: Love you all. 155 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,077 Bye. 156 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,216 -[AIR HORN TOOTING] -[GASPS] 157 00:05:48,249 --> 00:05:49,584 Put three on the board! 158 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,484 Dude, I don't know what it is, 159 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,888 but I am killing it out there today. 160 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,456 My guy, that's what I'm talking about. 161 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:57,390 Here's your coffee. 162 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:58,593 -Just how you like it. -Mm. 163 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,595 One cream, 14 sugars. 164 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:05,299 Hey, how many times have you won Salesman of the Year now? Six? 165 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:07,034 I don't do it for the title, man. 166 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,237 I do it... [SIGHS] 167 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:10,838 for those Titan tickets. 168 00:06:10,872 --> 00:06:13,674 -[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] -I do it for my family, 169 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:16,210 because there's nothing they love more 170 00:06:16,244 --> 00:06:17,712 than looking up at that jumbotron 171 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:22,250 and seeing a stadium full of Titans fans cheering my name. 172 00:06:22,283 --> 00:06:24,318 That's the best day of their year, 173 00:06:24,352 --> 00:06:26,554 seeing me up on that 'tron. 174 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,356 [SARCASTICALLY] Yeah, you're a true family man, Wilcox. 175 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,690 -Thanks. -[PEYTON LAUGHING] 176 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,693 No, she didn't. That's amazing. 177 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:34,295 Well, you've made a great choice with this car. 178 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:35,495 It's going to last you 20 years. 179 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:38,398 You won't need another new car until you're 50. 180 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:39,466 CUSTOMER: Oh, stop. 181 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:40,902 -PEYTON: I'm just being serious. -Ugh. 182 00:06:40,935 --> 00:06:43,104 PEYTON: Here, Dennis here will take you to my office, okay? 183 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:44,437 Miss me. 184 00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:46,974 Peyton, put some pants on, okay? 185 00:06:47,008 --> 00:06:49,310 I can't have corporate seeing you like this. 186 00:06:49,343 --> 00:06:51,312 -Is that a ladies' shirt? -PEYTON: Yes, it is. 187 00:06:51,345 --> 00:06:53,314 I'm just sick of losing to Nate every year, 188 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:54,916 so I've changed up my strategy. 189 00:06:54,949 --> 00:06:56,250 I'm going to target the ladies... 190 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:57,985 -Oh. -...and then pecs 191 00:06:58,019 --> 00:07:00,054 bring in the checks. 192 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,289 -Uh... -PEYTON: You see that? 193 00:07:01,322 --> 00:07:02,690 -No. -Not... No, not that. 194 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,293 You see Toyota dance? You see Peyton dance? 195 00:07:05,326 --> 00:07:06,294 You see Toyota dance? 196 00:07:06,327 --> 00:07:07,460 How long you been practicing this? 197 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:10,364 45 to 50 minutes this morning. 198 00:07:10,398 --> 00:07:11,699 Those Titans tickets are yours. 199 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:14,135 PEYTON: Once you go Pakistan, you never go back-istan. 200 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:16,604 -[SLURPS] -[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 201 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,074 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 202 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,642 Contractor was a nightmare. 203 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:23,344 How long did the renovation take? 204 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:26,213 -Six years. -Six years. Wow. 205 00:07:26,247 --> 00:07:27,515 Just the boys grilling. 206 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,583 Yeah, it's nice. 207 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,285 -Oh. -[GRUNTS, CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 208 00:07:31,319 --> 00:07:33,453 -Five-second rule. -[SIZZLING] 209 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:34,922 I... I can eat that one. 210 00:07:35,423 --> 00:07:36,456 Okay. 211 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,225 Hey, what are these frisbees about? 212 00:07:38,259 --> 00:07:40,094 -Disc golf! You play? -Oh, wow. 213 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,429 -No, no, I don't. -Oh. 214 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,130 I try to work on my game whenever I can. 215 00:07:43,164 --> 00:07:45,232 -Yeah. -[GRUNTS] 216 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:47,301 Um, you have to get into a groove. 217 00:07:47,335 --> 00:07:48,736 [GRUNTS] 218 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,572 -Wow. Wow. -Yeah. 219 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:52,907 What are you trying to hit? 220 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:56,143 Look at him over there trying to impress your husband. 221 00:07:56,177 --> 00:07:57,445 He just set that thing up today. 222 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,147 -Aw. That's kind of sweet. -[CLANGS] 223 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:01,015 BOTH: Oh. CONOR: Sorry. 224 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,683 It's becoming a hazard at this point. 225 00:08:02,717 --> 00:08:04,552 -KATIE: Oh. Wow. -[CLATTERING] 226 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:05,619 -Conor! -[CONOR GRUNTS] 227 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:06,620 -[FRISBEE THUDS] -AVERY: Ow! 228 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,389 -Oh. -Oh, my gosh. 229 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:10,358 CONOR: I... I'm sorry, Avery. NATE: Oh, man. 230 00:08:10,391 --> 00:08:11,826 You hit the target on that one. 231 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,493 Okay, Conor, I think we've had enough. 232 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,196 Will you flip these burgers for me? 233 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:17,631 Uh... Yeah. Wow. 234 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,434 I thought these were hash browns. 235 00:08:20,468 --> 00:08:21,836 [SQUELCHING, SIZZLING] 236 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,305 So, Angela, how's work? 237 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:27,008 Oh, really good. Yeah. Sales are up. 238 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:29,477 We finally beat that ridiculous lawsuit. 239 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:30,578 -[RETCHING] -The judge told the plaintiff, 240 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:31,712 "Hey, if you can't take the heat, 241 00:08:31,746 --> 00:08:32,947 "get out of the kitchen." 242 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,949 CONOR: Jackpot. KATIE: Great. Congratulations. 243 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,684 -[CELL PHONE CHIMES] -Oh, shoot! 244 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:37,785 I forgot I was supposed to pick up 245 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,020 napkins for the bake sale. 246 00:08:39,053 --> 00:08:40,821 KATIE: Oh, Conor, no worries. We'll just... 247 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:41,956 We'll pick some up on the way home. 248 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:42,857 CONOR: You sure? 249 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,392 -KATIE: Mm-hm. -I'll get Keith to do it. 250 00:08:44,425 --> 00:08:45,760 Who's Keith? 251 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:48,329 My assistant, yeah. He takes care of everything for me. 252 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:51,098 Travel and expenses, my schedule, 253 00:08:51,132 --> 00:08:54,902 every single thing of importance in my life is handled by Keith. 254 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:56,904 I don't know who I'd be without him. 255 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,206 Last year, totally forgot about Father's Day. 256 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,341 But it didn't even matter. 257 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,675 Keith had already sent Conor 258 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,878 the most beautiful bouquet of peonies. 259 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,413 It was great to get those from Keith. 260 00:09:05,446 --> 00:09:07,381 -Hm. -That's nice. 261 00:09:07,415 --> 00:09:09,083 Kate's got an assistant, too. Yeah. 262 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,251 What? I do? 263 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:12,720 Yeah, you do. The star thingy for the kids' backpack. 264 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,722 -Oh. No, no, no. -Star thingy? 265 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,457 Yeah, yeah. Go, tell her. 266 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:17,858 -It's awesome. -[SIGHS SOFTLY] 267 00:09:17,892 --> 00:09:21,028 No, it's just... it's a little thing I made for the girls 268 00:09:21,062 --> 00:09:23,664 to help them get ready for school. It's nothing. 269 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,332 Don't be so modest, okay? 270 00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:26,867 What has Conor here invented? 271 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:28,903 Absolutely nothing. And he never will. 272 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,105 -[LAUGHS] -[LAUGHING] Not yet! 273 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,440 Wife poison! 274 00:09:32,473 --> 00:09:34,642 No. I... I wouldn't. 275 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,110 KATIE: So what did you think of Conor? 276 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:36,844 NATE: I don't know. 277 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:39,046 I have way more in common 278 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,215 with that Angela dude he's married to. 279 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,517 [KATIE CHUCKLES] 280 00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:44,985 -Speaking of Angela... -Mm-hm. 281 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:47,388 You know, she thinks that I might really have something 282 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,989 with the Star Minder. 283 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:52,593 Like, moms would actually buy it. 284 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:55,029 Of course they would. It's a great invention. 285 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,964 -Yeah? -It's like the chip clip. 286 00:09:56,997 --> 00:10:00,601 I mean, we were just using rubber bands like barbarians. 287 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,802 [CHUCKLES] 288 00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:03,070 And then the chip clip inventor came along. 289 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:05,507 I'm married to the chip clip inventor. 290 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:07,675 So you don't mind if I pursue it? 291 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,710 Because her company sponsors 292 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,779 that craft fair in Centennial Park, 293 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,481 and she thinks she can give me a booth. 294 00:10:13,515 --> 00:10:15,349 Yes, of course. 295 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,784 -Really? -Are you kidding me? 296 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,720 If doing this makes you happy, 297 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,755 go for it. You have to go for it. 298 00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:23,558 [SIGHS] 299 00:10:23,592 --> 00:10:24,992 -[EXCLAIMS GRACIOUSLY] Okay. -Hm. 300 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,260 [KISSES] 301 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,097 [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] 302 00:10:36,571 --> 00:10:40,674 KATIE: That's why I invented the Star Minder. 303 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:44,579 The points of the star are customizable reminder tabs 304 00:10:44,613 --> 00:10:46,881 for all the tasks that you want your kids to do 305 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:49,049 before they get out of the house in the morning. 306 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,851 And, yes, there should be some samples 307 00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:52,486 -on the table in front of you. -DAYMOND: Hm. 308 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,687 -So, what's the deal here? -Wow. 309 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,956 You put little labels on these things? 310 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,691 KATIE: Yes, the parent and child 311 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,227 can decide what the specific tasks are, 312 00:11:00,261 --> 00:11:01,428 and you do them together. 313 00:11:01,462 --> 00:11:03,197 I can't believe Mom's on TV. 314 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,433 Sam. Sam! That food's for the sharks. 315 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:07,636 Oh, the food's for everyone. 316 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,003 Oh. Well, in that case, 317 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,404 -make me a plate. -HADLEY: Shh! 318 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,206 -The sharks are talking to Mom. -Okay. I'm sorry. 319 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,874 LORI: Have you sold any of these? 320 00:11:13,908 --> 00:11:16,911 Um, since launching about six months ago in our living room, 321 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,313 we've sold about 2,000 units. 322 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,781 Just 2,000 in six months? 323 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,450 Well, 2,000 considering that I'm a stay-at-home mom. 324 00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:27,021 -I have three kids in between... -So, you're a full-time mother? 325 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,456 I am. My husband, Nate, and I have three beautiful daughters. 326 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,892 KEVIN: What are you going to do in terms of running a company? 327 00:11:31,926 --> 00:11:33,194 I mean, you can't have kids 328 00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:35,564 and take care of them, and be the CEO. 329 00:11:35,597 --> 00:11:36,864 Kevin, maybe she has a nanny. 330 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,732 -Women do this all the time. -ROBERT: That's true. 331 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,569 -Well, do you have a nanny? -We don't have a nanny. 332 00:11:40,602 --> 00:11:41,636 What about your husband? 333 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:42,770 -Yeah. What about him? -KATIE: Nate? 334 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,939 -DAYMOND: Yeah. Yeah. -[CHUCKLES] Um... 335 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,575 I mean, I haven't asked him, 336 00:11:46,608 --> 00:11:48,042 -but, sure. -Wait a second. 337 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,710 -Wait a second. Is he here? -KATIE: Yes. 338 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,212 Well, bring him out here. Bring him out. 339 00:11:51,245 --> 00:11:52,547 LORI: Are you serious? KEVIN: Yeah. Yes. 340 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,881 DAYMOND: Is he here? 341 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,149 KATIE: He's in the back with our kids. I don't... 342 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,450 KEVIN: Well, if you want the deal and you want 343 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,652 -to run the company... -Copy. 344 00:11:57,686 --> 00:11:58,919 -KATIE: I do. I do. -And we are moving... 345 00:11:58,953 --> 00:12:00,387 -We are moving? Where... -Yeah, we're moving out. 346 00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:02,189 -Dad? Where are you going? -Dad? Where are you going? 347 00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,257 -But... But... -GRACIE: Oh, my God. 348 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,291 KEVIN: Bring him out. Bring him out. 349 00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:05,292 KATIE: Is this okay? 350 00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:06,628 KEVIN: We need to see him. KATIE: Really? 351 00:12:06,661 --> 00:12:07,728 DAYMOND: Yeah. There he goes. Come on. 352 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,862 [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] 353 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,764 -Here he comes. -KATIE: Here he comes. 354 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,604 LORI: [LAUGHS] He's just looking around. 355 00:12:15,637 --> 00:12:17,672 -KATIE: I think he's... -Is he blind? 356 00:12:17,706 --> 00:12:18,973 KATIE: They wanted to talk to you. 357 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,774 KEVIN: Okay. Wait a second. Wait a second. 358 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:23,143 -I'm out. -What? Why? 359 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,745 This guy's holding a donut! He's a bozo! 360 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,514 They didn't have a... 361 00:12:26,548 --> 00:12:27,848 There's no garbage can out there. 362 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,216 You can finish it. 363 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,017 ROBERT: Oh. 364 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,285 -Oh. -[MUFFLED] Now, it's gone. 365 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,020 -Oh. -NATE: It's gone. 366 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,289 LORI: Uh... Okay. KEVIN: What, are you kidding? 367 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,458 -[MUFFLED SPEAKING] -I'm... I'm out. I'm sorry. 368 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:38,826 -DAYMOND: Oh, wow. -[MUMBLING] 369 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:39,927 -I'm out. -I'm out. 370 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,263 [COUGHS] Hey... Hey, man. 371 00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:43,230 [NATE MUMBLING] 372 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:44,431 DAYMOND: We don't need to see that. 373 00:12:44,465 --> 00:12:46,166 -I'm sorry. Babe, I'm so sorry. -It's okay. 374 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,801 Nate, um, once you've swallowed that... 375 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:48,969 [COUGHING] 376 00:12:49,003 --> 00:12:50,639 ...tell us about you. What do you do? 377 00:12:50,672 --> 00:12:52,039 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm a Toyota salesman. 378 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,541 -Oh, good. Okay. -Wow. 379 00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:55,876 Top salesman, uh... at my dealership. 380 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:56,944 -Really? -NATE: Yeah. Yeah. 381 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,145 I find that hard to believe. 382 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,114 LORI: Um, forget about all of them. 383 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,816 Katie, I really think you might have something here. 384 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,818 So, I'm going to offer you the $100,000 385 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,688 -for 20% of your company... -[GASPS] 386 00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:07,955 -DANIEL: Are you kidding me? -Oh, my God! 387 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,156 LORI: I am not kidding. 388 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,692 KEVIN: Lori. LORI: I believe in her. 389 00:13:10,725 --> 00:13:12,293 But it's contingent on one thing, Nate. 390 00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:15,730 Contingent on you taking some time off from work, 391 00:13:15,764 --> 00:13:17,898 so that you can take care of the kids, 392 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,668 and Katie can take care of the business. 393 00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:21,536 Yeah, of course. I could do that. 394 00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:22,604 Really? 395 00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:24,104 Yeah. Why do you sound surprised? 396 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,173 Because she's looking in your big, dumb eyes, 397 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,175 thinking what a disaster that would be. 398 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,712 Are you kidding? You've never raised kids on your own. 399 00:13:30,745 --> 00:13:31,945 I thought... 400 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,280 Are you allowed to talk if you're already out? 401 00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:35,282 Can you just give us one minute to talk about this? 402 00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:37,084 -Sorry. -What does she have to discuss? 403 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,385 Talk amongst yourselves. 404 00:13:38,419 --> 00:13:39,820 -What do you think we should do? -[SOFTLY] You do it. 405 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:40,888 -You just do it. -[SOFTLY] Really? 406 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:41,822 Yeah, this is crazy. 407 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:42,990 What about you? What about work? 408 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:43,758 -What about this top salesman? -It's fine. 409 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,025 It means so much to you. 410 00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:47,394 I'm so far ahead. I can leave for a year. 411 00:13:47,428 --> 00:13:49,564 Maybe you could call your mom to come help? 412 00:13:49,597 --> 00:13:50,898 Katie, I'm not calling my mom. 413 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,866 I mean, how hard can it be? I can do it. 414 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,235 I could do 80% of what you do, and that's a lot. 415 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:59,440 80%? Well, you clearly have no idea how much work I do. 416 00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:00,575 75%. 417 00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:02,544 This is not the time to do this. But I could do 75%... 418 00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:04,746 Babe, do you even know what laundry detergent we use? 419 00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:06,648 It doesn't matter. I bet we already have it. 420 00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:09,016 Do you know how to access the parent portal for school? 421 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,752 Is that a wizard thing? 422 00:14:10,785 --> 00:14:12,386 -Portals aren't real, Katie. -[SIGHS] 423 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,723 What could he be taking so long to discuss? 424 00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:16,423 Just two seconds. Just two seconds. 425 00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:17,224 -Yeah. -Listen, 426 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,126 this isn't forever, all right? 427 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,495 This is just to get the business off the ground. 428 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,497 You got to trust me. 429 00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:24,998 I can do this. 430 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,302 Do we have a deal? 431 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,774 -Um, Lori. -LORI: Yes. 432 00:14:32,807 --> 00:14:33,842 I will take it. 433 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,677 -No! -[CHEERING] 434 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,444 DANIEL: All right, I guess. 435 00:14:37,478 --> 00:14:38,680 JUDGE: Congratulations! 436 00:14:38,713 --> 00:14:39,947 I am so excited! 437 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,482 LORI: I think it's going to be great. 438 00:14:41,516 --> 00:14:42,483 KATIE: Thank you. 439 00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:43,551 -Thank you so much. -LORI: You're so welcome. 440 00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:44,418 KATIE: Oh, my God! 441 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,986 -Thank you. Thank you. -It'll be great. 442 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,422 -And you? Congratulations, too. -Yes. Appreciate it. 443 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,691 And I wish you good luck. 444 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,258 Okay. Well, it's not surgery, so... 445 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,493 -LORI: Okay. [LAUGHS] -But I appreciate it. 446 00:14:52,527 --> 00:14:54,662 -Yeah. Thank you. -LORI: All right, good. Yay! 447 00:14:54,696 --> 00:14:55,764 DANIEL: Guys, good luck! 448 00:14:55,797 --> 00:14:56,930 ROBERT: Please, you're going to need it. 449 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,600 [LAUGHING] Oh, my God. 450 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,401 [EXCLAIMS GRACIOUSLY] 451 00:15:02,804 --> 00:15:04,338 NATE: Why are you so nervous? 452 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,774 This is exciting. 453 00:15:05,807 --> 00:15:06,940 KATIE: I am excited. 454 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,243 South Korea is just so far away, 455 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,747 and I haven't been apart from the kids for more than a day. 456 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:13,947 It's two weeks. 457 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,583 You act like I'm going to blow the house up. 458 00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:16,718 I know. I know. 459 00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,986 There's a lot worse things that can happen than that. 460 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,487 And I'm sure I'll find all of them. 461 00:15:20,522 --> 00:15:22,289 [CHUCKLES] 462 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,958 Oh, babe, actually, could you get breakfast started for me 463 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,160 and I'll go wake up the girls? 464 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:29,163 Oh, how many kids do we have again? I forget. 465 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,633 There's a small one I saw the other day. 466 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,301 -When did she come around? -[AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING] 467 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,605 All right, I got this. Breakfast. 468 00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:40,040 Easiest meal of the day. 469 00:15:40,842 --> 00:15:42,476 -[GROANING] -[CLATTERING] 470 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,681 I guess that's where the spaghetti goes. 471 00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:50,384 [GRUNTS] Easy-peasy. 472 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,991 Yep. Oh. 473 00:15:58,660 --> 00:15:59,527 [SIGHS] 474 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,468 Come on. Get through. 475 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,904 Oh, whatever. 476 00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:11,238 Extra calcium. 477 00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:12,574 Toast. 478 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,075 -[THUMPING] -Broken! 479 00:16:16,611 --> 00:16:17,545 Oh. 480 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:19,480 Perfect. 481 00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:21,048 Bye-bye. 482 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,651 Just like the pilgrims did it. 483 00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:24,719 Don't wear the same thing as me. 484 00:16:24,752 --> 00:16:25,920 HADLEY: But I was wearing it first! 485 00:16:25,954 --> 00:16:28,222 -You always copy what I wear! -No, I don't! 486 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:29,824 Just say you want to be me at this point. 487 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,191 I don't. 488 00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:33,761 Breakfast is served. 489 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:36,531 [GIRLS SIGH] 490 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,366 Yeah, I don't eat scrambled eggs. 491 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,769 What? I thought you liked scrambled eggs. 492 00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:43,370 That was, like, a month ago, Dad. 493 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,304 Now I hate them. 494 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,508 -I like scrambled eggs. -No, you don't. 495 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,842 Shh. I'm lying. 496 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,677 NATE: All right, what do you like, then? 497 00:16:49,711 --> 00:16:51,245 Literally anything but that. 498 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,715 -Sour Patch Kids. -Salads. 499 00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:54,983 -Tacos? -SAM: Airhead Xtremes. 500 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,017 -Sushi. -Yes! Sushi! 501 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,285 Really, any kind of candy is good. 502 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,487 GRACIE: Sure, Sam. HADLEY: Yep. 503 00:17:00,522 --> 00:17:02,590 Dad, are you Mom now? 504 00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:04,124 Yes, I am your mother. 505 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,627 [GASPS] Could we do your makeup? 506 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:07,261 -Yeah! -We'll see. 507 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,530 HADLEY: Are you sure you're ready for this? 508 00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:10,565 -I mean, we're kind of a lot. -BOTH: Yeah. 509 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:12,834 One, I don't like that you know that. 510 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,167 And two, I'm your dad. 511 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,236 I'm not a stranger. It just... 512 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,171 It's going to take a little time 513 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,107 to get used to the morning routine. 514 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,042 Well, my morning routine's pretty easy. 515 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,711 -I usually just have coffee. -No, she doesn't. 516 00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:24,579 -So, yeah. -I get candy. 517 00:17:24,612 --> 00:17:25,713 GRACIE: God, don't tell him what I do. 518 00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:26,848 SAM: Always. 519 00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:28,482 GRACIE: You're so annoying. SAM: Candy, candy, candy. 520 00:17:28,516 --> 00:17:29,784 Sorry, babe. Sam and Gracie aren't eating eggs right now. 521 00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:32,286 Oh, yeah, we just talked about it. Toaster's broken. 522 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,453 -What? -Crazy. I know. 523 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,088 That's going to be something I use a lot. 524 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,558 KATIE: Broken or unplugged? 525 00:17:36,591 --> 00:17:38,993 I'm not a mechanic, but I know when something's broke. 526 00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:40,562 [GIRLS ARGUING INDISTINCTLY] 527 00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:41,829 How about cereal? 528 00:17:41,863 --> 00:17:42,931 BOTH: Yes! KATIE: No, no. 529 00:17:42,964 --> 00:17:44,999 How about some oatmeal with fruit? 530 00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,034 -All right... -GRACIE: Come on. 531 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:46,968 -HADLEY: No. -...I bet 532 00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:47,902 that's around here somewhere. 533 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,202 GRACIE: Fine. KATIE: Yeah. 534 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,071 [SIGHS] Okay, babe. Let's go over this once more. 535 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,106 Sam gets picked up at 2:45. 536 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,511 Hadley and Gracie are at 3:15. Unless it's Wednesday 537 00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:58,478 and then the schedule's reversed, or Friday 538 00:17:58,513 --> 00:18:00,014 where they all get out at the same time. 539 00:18:00,048 --> 00:18:02,182 That means you just have to hustle to get... 540 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,918 -[CLATTERING] -NATE: Oh, man. 541 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,887 -Oh... -[NATE CHUCKLES] 542 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,188 This might make you nervous... 543 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,826 but it's all going to be fine. 544 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,528 Okay, here. It's all here. 545 00:18:13,561 --> 00:18:16,163 You just have to trust the command center 546 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,565 and you'll be great. 547 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:20,167 I'll be honest. This command center has always scared me. 548 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,235 But I'm going to figure it out. 549 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,137 You'll figure it out. 550 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,439 -[KATIE SIGHS] -Going to make a few 551 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,743 of my own adjustments. "Sleepover"? 552 00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:30,210 No, thank you. 553 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,246 KATIE: I am going to be 13 hours ahead, 554 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,049 so that means that I'm going to be asleep 555 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,684 in the middle of your day here. 556 00:18:36,718 --> 00:18:39,486 Uh... Wash. We have to wash the towels first 557 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,254 -before the clothes separately. -Yes. 558 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,890 What else? Oh, you're going to want to check 559 00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:44,124 Hadley's model volcano here, 560 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,325 because I think we might have over-filled it. 561 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:46,226 And you're definitely going to want to soak 562 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,327 that oatmeal bowl in the sink. 563 00:18:47,361 --> 00:18:48,495 Okay. Like right now? 564 00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:50,832 No, no, no. Now you add water to cook it. 565 00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:52,100 But then you soak it in the sink. 566 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,200 All right. 567 00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:55,435 Girls! My babies! 568 00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:58,305 Oh, I'm going to miss you so much. 569 00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,073 Oh! 570 00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:00,108 Mm. 571 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,776 Can Dad go to South Korea instead? 572 00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,077 KATIE: [CHUCKLES] No. 573 00:19:03,111 --> 00:19:04,512 Can he go somewhere else? 574 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:06,313 -Hey, I'm right here. -KATIE: I am going to be back 575 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,883 before you know it. I promise. Come here. 576 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,752 -We're all going to die. -[CHUCKLES] 577 00:19:10,785 --> 00:19:13,788 -[CLANGS, RINGS] -Hey! I fixed the toaster. 578 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,924 -Bye. -KATIE: Bye. 579 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:19,393 -Have fun. -KATIE: I love you guys. 580 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,460 Don't worry about a thing. 581 00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:21,896 When you get back, the house will be 582 00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:23,865 exactly like you left it. 583 00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:25,399 [DOORKNOB RATTLING] 584 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:29,003 Dad, the front door's locked. Do you have keys? 585 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:31,606 Nope. Just keep waving. 586 00:19:31,639 --> 00:19:34,374 We'll put Sam through a window in the back. 587 00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:35,375 Yes! 588 00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:37,612 [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING] 589 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,986 NATE: All right. Who's getting dropped off first? 590 00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:48,690 Uh, Dad, you're, like, not even driving in the right direction. 591 00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:49,824 To your school? 592 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,192 To any of our schools. 593 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,494 Wait. Do you not know where our schools are? 594 00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:57,832 [STUTTERS] No, I know where your schools are at. 595 00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,901 I know where they're at, but just to be safe, 596 00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,334 I'm gonna put on my GPS. 597 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,438 So everybody, say your name of your school out loud. Go now! 598 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,741 Ooh, can we do laser tag instead? 599 00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:08,543 No! Just give me the name of your school 600 00:20:08,576 --> 00:20:10,178 or I'm going to call Mom at the airport. 601 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,879 HADLEY: So you're going to call Mom 602 00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:14,749 and admit you don't know the locations or names 603 00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:16,117 of any of our schools? 604 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:17,652 Yeah, I will. I mean, I... 605 00:20:17,685 --> 00:20:19,386 I don't care how bad it makes me look. 606 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,622 -B-L-U-F-F-I-N-G. -NATE: No. 607 00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:24,058 No. Look, I'm going to count to three. 608 00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:26,694 Someone tell me the name of your school. 609 00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:27,862 One, 610 00:20:28,863 --> 00:20:30,965 -two... -I dialed for you. 611 00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:32,399 -[LINE RINGING] -What? No! 612 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,534 -No. Sam, give me the phone. -[LAUGHS] It's actually ringing! 613 00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,036 -Ringing! -NATE: Sam, hang up the phone. 614 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,403 -I was just... -You were just what, Dad? 615 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,705 No! No! I was just... 616 00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:39,439 -Just say it! Admit it! -Dad. Just admit it. 617 00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:40,575 NATE: No, no, I was just... 618 00:20:40,608 --> 00:20:42,409 Laser tag! Laser tag! Laser tag! 619 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,644 -Dad, look out. -I'm watching. 620 00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:45,445 -Just give it back real fast. -I don't have it. 621 00:20:45,479 --> 00:20:46,814 -Sam! -Say it! You were... 622 00:20:46,848 --> 00:20:48,516 Okay! All right, fine, I was just bluffing! 623 00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:50,051 -Ha! I knew it! -NATE: Now will you please 624 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:51,953 -hang the phone up! -Dad! Look out! 625 00:20:51,986 --> 00:20:53,487 -[GRUNTING] -[BRAKES SCREECH] 626 00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:57,759 -[GIRLS SCREAMING] -[SPLUTTERING] 627 00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:58,926 [LINE RINGING] 628 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,362 KATIE: Hi, guys. What's up? You miss me already? 629 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,464 -[NATE SHUDDERS] -[GIRLS SIGHING] 630 00:21:10,171 --> 00:21:11,839 What are you doing back here? 631 00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:14,709 Just reminding myself I'm still good at something. 632 00:21:14,742 --> 00:21:16,611 Hey, I noticed my picture's gone. 633 00:21:16,644 --> 00:21:18,246 Well, it's an employee photo, 634 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,248 and you are no longer an employee. 635 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,151 Dan, I didn't quit. I'm on leave. 636 00:21:23,184 --> 00:21:24,218 I've heard that before. 637 00:21:24,252 --> 00:21:25,953 I think you need to just figure out 638 00:21:25,987 --> 00:21:27,487 where your priorities are. 639 00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:28,990 I did. They're with my children. 640 00:21:29,023 --> 00:21:31,826 Great, okay, well, it hurts to hear you say that out loud. 641 00:21:31,859 --> 00:21:34,294 Come on, man. If you had kids, you would understand. 642 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,395 I do have kids. 643 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,998 -What? -I have five kids. 644 00:21:37,031 --> 00:21:38,933 But you never hear me talk about them at work. 645 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:40,535 Where did you get kids? 646 00:21:40,568 --> 00:21:41,969 Is this guy bothering you? 647 00:21:42,003 --> 00:21:45,305 What happened to your shirt? Did a volcano explode on it? 648 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,041 Yes, that's exactly what happened to this shirt. 649 00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:50,343 You'd be in the hospital. Volcanoes are very hot. 650 00:21:51,045 --> 00:21:52,445 Why... What is this? 651 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,982 Peyton's my number one guy now, Nate. That's what this is. 652 00:21:55,016 --> 00:21:57,185 Uh-huh. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 653 00:21:57,218 --> 00:21:59,187 You can't leave with company property. 654 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:00,822 This was a gift from Dan. 655 00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:02,790 Sorry, buddy. Not personal, it's a policy. 656 00:22:04,725 --> 00:22:07,895 -Dude. -What? I don't make the rules. 657 00:22:07,929 --> 00:22:10,965 You're the floor manager. That's literally your job. 658 00:22:11,866 --> 00:22:13,267 This is mine now. 659 00:22:13,301 --> 00:22:14,669 -[COFFEE HISSING] -[GROANS SOFTLY] 660 00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:17,071 [CHUCKLES] Is it too hot for you? 661 00:22:17,104 --> 00:22:18,005 PEYTON: No. 662 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:19,841 It's just right. 663 00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:22,543 -[COFFEE HISSING] -[MUFFLED GROANING] 664 00:22:22,577 --> 00:22:24,111 -Oh. -[PEYTON GROANING] 665 00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:27,148 -Hey, oh, Peyton, don't do this. -[MUFFLED GROANING] 666 00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:28,381 NATE: This is your guy? 667 00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:30,818 That's my number one guy. 668 00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:32,253 [PEYTON GROANING] 669 00:22:32,286 --> 00:22:34,487 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA] 670 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,095 Uh... Excuse me, are you the egg guy? 671 00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:44,165 No. But I do dabble in the egg section from time to time. 672 00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,567 Oh, great. Uh, do you mind if I ask you some questions? 673 00:22:46,601 --> 00:22:48,502 -Sure. -Uh, there's a lot of eggs here, 674 00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:50,605 and I need to buy some eggs for my family, 675 00:22:50,638 --> 00:22:53,406 so which ones would I choose? 676 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,076 Well, what type of egg are you looking for? 677 00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:58,145 NATE: Normal ones. Ones that my kids will eat. 678 00:22:58,179 --> 00:22:59,547 Those are pastured eggs. 679 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:01,282 -Pastured. -And they contain 680 00:23:01,315 --> 00:23:03,584 twice as many omega-3s. 681 00:23:03,618 --> 00:23:05,820 Oh, wow. That's a lot of... 682 00:23:05,853 --> 00:23:08,155 That's more omega than I thought. 683 00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:10,524 Uh, I see these say free-range, 684 00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:12,894 and then the ones below it say cage-free. 685 00:23:12,927 --> 00:23:14,862 So what's the difference between that? 686 00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:18,165 Well, those are free-range and those are cage-free. 687 00:23:18,199 --> 00:23:19,466 Hm. Interesting. 688 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:22,402 Let's say I don't know how to make eggs. 689 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,773 Are there eggs that are already made? 690 00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:29,143 Well, there are places called restaurants. 691 00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:30,177 NATE: Hm. 692 00:23:31,612 --> 00:23:33,080 All right, Pat. Getting a little... 693 00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:35,883 I don't care for your tone here. 694 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:38,920 I know I've been grilling you pretty hard on the eggs, 695 00:23:38,953 --> 00:23:40,788 and I'm not wearing you out, am I? 696 00:23:40,821 --> 00:23:43,157 Because I'm going to need you over there in the milk section. 697 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:46,861 I mean, I can't wait to find out what Lace-taid means. 698 00:23:48,129 --> 00:23:50,831 Um... [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 699 00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:54,035 Hey, Mom, just giving you a... a call. 700 00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:55,536 Wanted to, uh... 701 00:23:55,569 --> 00:23:57,238 You know, I thought, I don't know, 702 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:58,572 maybe you'd want to come stay. 703 00:23:58,606 --> 00:24:01,776 The girls wanted me to call you. They... they miss you. 704 00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:03,476 And so, they were like, "Oh, yeah, 705 00:24:03,511 --> 00:24:05,246 "maybe she can come spend the night." 706 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,848 You know, one or two nights. Uh... 707 00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:11,752 Twelve, thirteen tops. Thirteen tops. 708 00:24:11,786 --> 00:24:14,188 And, you know, just stay in Sam's room, 709 00:24:14,221 --> 00:24:16,257 or Hadley's, or my room, I don't... 710 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:19,093 -[SQUEAKS] -[YELPS, GROANS] 711 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:21,629 Ow. [GROANING] Golly, dude! 712 00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:23,864 Who put a towel there? 713 00:24:23,898 --> 00:24:25,766 Oh, God! 714 00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:27,535 Oh, what... 715 00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:38,145 [HAMMER THUMPING] 716 00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:48,122 Uh... Hello? 717 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:50,591 Hello, sir. Am I speaking to the man of the house? 718 00:24:50,624 --> 00:24:53,661 No, she's not home. But what's going on up there? 719 00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:56,364 Uh, Keegan Jones. Keegan Roofing and Tile. 720 00:24:56,397 --> 00:24:58,532 Your wife had called to check my availability 721 00:24:58,566 --> 00:24:59,600 to replace your roof, 722 00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,102 and I thought, you know, why call back 723 00:25:01,135 --> 00:25:02,436 and tell her I'm available 724 00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:04,271 when I can show her I'm available 725 00:25:04,305 --> 00:25:06,374 by already being on the roof? 726 00:25:06,407 --> 00:25:08,242 All right. And Katie okayed all this? 727 00:25:08,275 --> 00:25:11,579 [STAMMERS] I mean, feel free to check my Yelp yourself. 728 00:25:11,612 --> 00:25:14,148 I got five stars and only one negative review 729 00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:15,549 and that is from my ex-wife. 730 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,285 You know, she said my tools don't get the job done. 731 00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:20,121 Okay. Uh, yeah, man. 732 00:25:20,154 --> 00:25:21,389 It's great. Uh... 733 00:25:21,422 --> 00:25:22,923 Yeah, you're hired, I guess. 734 00:25:22,957 --> 00:25:24,225 What? Really? 735 00:25:24,258 --> 00:25:28,295 You know what? Maybe I should just call her real... 736 00:25:28,329 --> 00:25:29,964 [SIGHS] It's school pickup already! 737 00:25:29,997 --> 00:25:31,365 Shoot! 738 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:33,634 Hey, I'm going to make you proud. 739 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:37,004 Yeah, hey, good job. I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 740 00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:39,673 Good job. Great job today, you guys. 741 00:25:39,707 --> 00:25:41,909 We're gonna wait for our parents to come. 742 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:45,312 -Good job today! -Hi. Hi. Hey. 743 00:25:45,346 --> 00:25:46,313 Oh, hi! 744 00:25:46,347 --> 00:25:47,915 Hey, what's up? I'm here for Sam. 745 00:25:47,948 --> 00:25:49,250 Oh, Mr. Wilcox. 746 00:25:49,283 --> 00:25:50,985 I'm so used to seeing Katie. 747 00:25:51,018 --> 00:25:51,952 Well, get used to me 748 00:25:51,986 --> 00:25:53,621 because she's no longer with us, you know? 749 00:25:53,654 --> 00:25:55,022 [GASPS SOFTLY] 750 00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:58,626 Ah, 'cause she's in South Korea! Working. Yeah. Shark Tank. 751 00:25:58,659 --> 00:26:01,462 She's alive. Yeah. Sorry about that. 752 00:26:01,495 --> 00:26:03,864 Do you have a minute to talk? 753 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:07,735 Am I... Am I in trouble? 754 00:26:07,768 --> 00:26:10,104 Sam's been hugging her classmates 755 00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:11,540 every time she sees them. 756 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:13,007 -Okay. -All day. 757 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,944 Okay. I'll talk to her and, uh, yeah, just tell her to stop. 758 00:26:16,977 --> 00:26:19,180 -So, thank you. -No. Actually, 759 00:26:19,213 --> 00:26:22,616 at her age, telling her to stop may reinforce the behavior. 760 00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:24,185 We need to make sure 761 00:26:24,218 --> 00:26:26,887 we're communicating with the right words. 762 00:26:27,488 --> 00:26:29,323 Right... right words. 763 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:31,025 You might want to take notes. 764 00:26:31,058 --> 00:26:32,193 Notes. 765 00:26:33,094 --> 00:26:34,195 Notes. 766 00:26:34,228 --> 00:26:36,464 MS. VIOLET: So I'd like to introduce you to a concept 767 00:26:36,497 --> 00:26:38,899 called "the bubble of consent." 768 00:26:38,933 --> 00:26:42,303 Now, imagine each kiddo lives inside 769 00:26:42,336 --> 00:26:43,804 their own individual bubble. 770 00:26:43,838 --> 00:26:45,706 They can touch what's in their own bubble 771 00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:47,274 without having to ask, 772 00:26:47,308 --> 00:26:49,910 but they need permission, 773 00:26:49,944 --> 00:26:50,978 -yeah... [CHUCKLES] -Okay. 774 00:26:51,011 --> 00:26:53,681 ...to enter another kiddo's bubble. 775 00:26:53,714 --> 00:26:55,282 Uh, say that part one more time. 776 00:26:55,316 --> 00:26:56,217 Which part? 777 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,885 -Uh, the beginning of it. -The beginning? 778 00:26:57,918 --> 00:26:59,987 Yeah, the beginning and the rest of it, too. 779 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:00,888 Okay. 780 00:27:00,921 --> 00:27:02,923 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 781 00:27:06,026 --> 00:27:07,061 What's wrong? 782 00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:08,863 Everything okay? 783 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:10,397 Avery and Trisha both knew 784 00:27:10,431 --> 00:27:12,233 how to spell "Chihuahua" and I didn't. 785 00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:15,002 Well, now you do, so... 786 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:17,438 HADLEY: But, like, what if I don't know other words? 787 00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:18,772 I need to study more. 788 00:27:18,806 --> 00:27:20,207 All right. Where's your sister? 789 00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:22,511 Probably trying to get Brian to notice her. 790 00:27:22,544 --> 00:27:23,744 "Brian"? 791 00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:25,614 Who's Brian? 792 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:27,848 [INTRIGUING ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 793 00:27:40,961 --> 00:27:42,930 -[HIGH-PITCHED] Gracie! -[CAR HORN HONKS] 794 00:27:42,963 --> 00:27:45,065 -[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hi. -[CHUCKLES] 795 00:27:45,099 --> 00:27:46,200 It's your dad! 796 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:50,539 It's your family in a van! We live in the same house! 797 00:27:50,572 --> 00:27:52,873 I... I couldn't remember if you remembered. 798 00:27:52,907 --> 00:27:55,709 GRACIE: My God! Dad! Was that really necessary? 799 00:27:55,743 --> 00:27:58,513 It was. I didn't know how else... how to... 800 00:27:58,547 --> 00:27:59,581 Who's Brian? 801 00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:00,814 A boy she likes. 802 00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:02,483 He's the reason she started shaving her legs. 803 00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:03,717 -Hadley! -Oh, my God. 804 00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:05,186 What? You're in there shaving them every night. 805 00:28:05,219 --> 00:28:06,921 Every night? 806 00:28:06,954 --> 00:28:08,657 Your mom does it twice a year. 807 00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:11,358 Dad, I'm hungry. Can we get dinner? 808 00:28:11,392 --> 00:28:14,895 You all got to eat again? I thought we were done. 809 00:28:14,929 --> 00:28:17,532 Maybe Brian should come over for dinner. 810 00:28:17,566 --> 00:28:19,066 -You know what, Sam? That's a... -No! 811 00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:20,501 -[HIGH-PITCHED] Brian! -No! No! 812 00:28:20,535 --> 00:28:22,903 -Stop! -Brian! Brian! 813 00:28:22,937 --> 00:28:24,038 DELIVERY GUY: Hey, pizza's here. 814 00:28:24,071 --> 00:28:24,939 Hey, man. 815 00:28:25,739 --> 00:28:28,075 Uh... Boom. There you go. 816 00:28:28,108 --> 00:28:29,910 Oh, you already tipped on the app, so... 817 00:28:29,944 --> 00:28:31,178 Yeah. We're going to be seeing 818 00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:33,347 a lot of each other these next couple weeks. 819 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:36,483 This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 820 00:28:37,151 --> 00:28:38,319 [CHUCKLING] Hey. 821 00:28:40,187 --> 00:28:41,188 [SIGHS SOFTLY] 822 00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:43,157 Night-night. 823 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:47,596 All right, Sam, it's time for bed. 824 00:28:47,629 --> 00:28:49,564 I'm almost done with second hugs. 825 00:28:49,598 --> 00:28:52,233 [SIGHING IN EXHAUSTION] Second hugs. 826 00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:54,168 Uh... You know what? 827 00:28:54,201 --> 00:28:55,637 Hey, let's talk about something real fast. 828 00:28:55,670 --> 00:28:57,071 Am I skipping a grade? 829 00:28:57,104 --> 00:28:59,940 No. Not by the looks of it. We might even do a couple twice. 830 00:28:59,974 --> 00:29:01,208 Am I getting a horse? 831 00:29:01,242 --> 00:29:03,210 That's where you thought this was going? 832 00:29:03,244 --> 00:29:04,945 Uh... Oh. 833 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,948 How do I say it? Um... 834 00:29:11,885 --> 00:29:13,588 Don't hug kids at school. 835 00:29:13,622 --> 00:29:15,289 But I love my classmates. 836 00:29:15,322 --> 00:29:16,390 I know you do. 837 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:19,960 And that's great. Just show them in a different way. 838 00:29:20,695 --> 00:29:21,895 Okay. 839 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:23,698 Wow. 840 00:29:23,732 --> 00:29:25,899 All right. You know what? 841 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:27,968 [SOFTLY] You're my favorite. 842 00:29:28,737 --> 00:29:30,170 -I know. -Good night. 843 00:29:30,204 --> 00:29:31,506 Good night. 844 00:29:32,273 --> 00:29:34,008 [KISSES] 845 00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:40,914 Hadley. Screens off. 846 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:43,652 What? No, but... but I'm... I'm just using the light 847 00:29:43,685 --> 00:29:45,252 to study my spelling flashcards. 848 00:29:45,286 --> 00:29:46,320 Of course you are. 849 00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:47,421 Night. 850 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:49,591 Look at you fighting for the number one spot, huh? 851 00:29:49,624 --> 00:29:51,425 GRACIE: A party with boys? Yeah, 852 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,728 my dad would never let me have one. Are you kidding? 853 00:29:53,762 --> 00:29:56,430 Gracie. Hey. Phones off, please. 854 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:57,931 [DOOR SLAMS] 855 00:29:57,965 --> 00:30:00,834 I guess I know my third favorite. 856 00:30:00,868 --> 00:30:04,271 -[AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING] -Thirteen more days. 857 00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:07,308 "Night chores"? 858 00:30:07,341 --> 00:30:09,076 [GROANS SOFTLY] 859 00:30:10,444 --> 00:30:12,479 [SQUEAKING] 860 00:30:12,514 --> 00:30:14,081 [WHIRRING] 861 00:30:19,521 --> 00:30:20,522 What? 862 00:30:23,658 --> 00:30:25,993 I should've soaked it. 863 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:27,094 God. 864 00:30:29,664 --> 00:30:31,932 -[WATER SPLASHING] -[YELPS] 865 00:30:36,771 --> 00:30:39,840 1:30 in the morning. Golly. 866 00:30:44,278 --> 00:30:45,547 [GROANS SOFTLY] 867 00:30:47,281 --> 00:30:49,651 [RUMBLING] 868 00:30:49,684 --> 00:30:53,087 NATE: Are we running a car wash I don't know about? 869 00:30:53,588 --> 00:30:54,988 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 870 00:30:56,691 --> 00:30:57,925 Hey! 871 00:30:57,958 --> 00:31:00,094 KATIE: Hi, babe. How's it going? 872 00:31:00,127 --> 00:31:03,097 Great. Yeah. I hired a roofer. 873 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:05,199 [GASPS] Oh! Nice. Which one? 874 00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,935 -Which what? -Which roofer? 875 00:31:07,968 --> 00:31:09,970 I called all the top-rated places 876 00:31:10,003 --> 00:31:11,573 so I could make them bid against each other. 877 00:31:11,606 --> 00:31:13,842 [CHUCKLES] Then I also called my friend's cousin, Keegan, 878 00:31:13,874 --> 00:31:15,409 'cause his bid was so low, 879 00:31:15,442 --> 00:31:17,579 I thought I could use it against the others. 880 00:31:17,612 --> 00:31:18,847 So who did you go with? 881 00:31:18,879 --> 00:31:20,515 -[THUDDING] -[YELPING NEARBY] 882 00:31:20,548 --> 00:31:23,050 [GROANING] 883 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:26,120 Uh... Yeah, I mean, I don't remember his name, you know. 884 00:31:26,153 --> 00:31:28,188 But he was a good one. 885 00:31:28,222 --> 00:31:30,558 Hey, roof's looking pretty good, man. 886 00:31:30,592 --> 00:31:34,194 KATIE: Thank you so much for handling that for me, babe. Oh! 887 00:31:34,228 --> 00:31:36,397 You must be on your way to go get the girls, huh? 888 00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:38,733 Yep, as we speak. I'm going right now! 889 00:31:38,767 --> 00:31:39,933 KATIE: And could you please drop off 890 00:31:39,967 --> 00:31:41,135 those forks I left in the back of the car? 891 00:31:41,168 --> 00:31:42,236 Thank you, I love you. 892 00:31:42,269 --> 00:31:45,707 NATE: Love you. Pistachios? 893 00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:47,141 What the... 894 00:31:54,114 --> 00:31:56,316 -Dad! -[YELPS, SIGHS] 895 00:31:56,350 --> 00:31:58,485 -What are you doing? -I was sleeping, 896 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,287 or trying to. 897 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,356 Why doesn't this couch fold out? 898 00:32:02,389 --> 00:32:04,224 Because not all couches fold out. 899 00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:07,428 I meant, what are you doing here? I called Mom. 900 00:32:07,461 --> 00:32:08,929 Yeah, she's on a cruise. 901 00:32:08,962 --> 00:32:10,765 Anyway, I'm here to help. [GROANS] 902 00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:12,132 -Are you? -Yeah. 903 00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:16,136 Yeah. As soon as I finish my siesta. [SIGHS] 904 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:17,806 Oh, man. 905 00:32:17,839 --> 00:32:20,040 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 906 00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:25,345 Uh, excuse me. Do you all know where to put these forks at? 907 00:32:25,379 --> 00:32:29,617 Uh, Nate Wilcox. Katie said we'd be seeing more of you. 908 00:32:29,651 --> 00:32:30,752 How you doing, sugar? 909 00:32:30,785 --> 00:32:31,886 Hanging in there, you know? 910 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,521 Katie has me doing a lot of chores. 911 00:32:33,555 --> 00:32:35,456 It's basically Chore City at our house. 912 00:32:35,489 --> 00:32:36,925 [WOMEN CHUCKLING] 913 00:32:36,957 --> 00:32:38,526 And all the cleaning sprays. 914 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,895 Under our sink, it looks like a Baskin-Robbins. 915 00:32:40,929 --> 00:32:42,797 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 916 00:32:42,831 --> 00:32:44,364 Baskin-Robbins. 917 00:32:44,398 --> 00:32:45,700 [CHUCKLES] 918 00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:46,768 Uh... I mean, I used one 919 00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:47,902 the other day. It said "all-purpose." 920 00:32:47,936 --> 00:32:49,169 And it didn't clean anything up. 921 00:32:49,203 --> 00:32:51,038 Should've said "no purpose," you know? 922 00:32:51,071 --> 00:32:53,106 -[ALL LAUGHING] -NATE: No purpose. 923 00:32:54,074 --> 00:32:56,043 -[LAUGHING] Oh, God. -[LAUGHING] 924 00:32:56,076 --> 00:32:58,078 -What are we all laughing at? -KELSEY: Conor, 925 00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:00,648 looks like you're not the only dad on campus anymore. 926 00:33:00,682 --> 00:33:01,982 And this one's funny. 927 00:33:02,015 --> 00:33:03,885 [ALL CHUCKLING] 928 00:33:03,918 --> 00:33:05,520 Oh, Nate? 929 00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:07,120 -Big time funny. -Oh, wow. 930 00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:09,089 Say it, don't spray it, you know? 931 00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:10,592 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 932 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:11,826 "Say it, don't spray it." 933 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:13,093 Dad? 934 00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:14,963 Thought you were going to wait in the car. 935 00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,463 Didn't you go to school in a sweater? 936 00:33:16,497 --> 00:33:17,832 GRACIE: What? 937 00:33:17,866 --> 00:33:20,133 -No. -NATE: Okay. 938 00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:21,268 Well, I was going to wear the same thing. 939 00:33:21,301 --> 00:33:22,537 That would've been embarrassing. 940 00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:24,171 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 941 00:33:24,204 --> 00:33:25,339 NATE: What an absolute joy. 942 00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:26,708 I'm sure I'll be seeing you around. 943 00:33:26,741 --> 00:33:29,343 -All right. Pleasure. -KELSEY: Nice to meet you, Nate. 944 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:30,210 Thank you. 945 00:33:30,244 --> 00:33:31,679 MELISSA: That is the first funny dad. 946 00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:33,380 KELSEY: No bad dad jokes. 947 00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:35,683 CONOR: Hey, Nate. 948 00:33:36,751 --> 00:33:38,520 [SPEAKING SPANISH, CHUCKLING] 949 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:42,590 [IN ENGLISH] What was that? 950 00:33:44,057 --> 00:33:45,225 Katie told me to drop forks off. 951 00:33:45,259 --> 00:33:47,562 Not the... Not the forks. Talking to the moms. 952 00:33:47,595 --> 00:33:50,497 If you need to bring the moms something, bring it to me. 953 00:33:50,532 --> 00:33:51,833 Okay? Bring it to me. 954 00:33:51,866 --> 00:33:53,500 -I bring it to them. See? -Okay. 955 00:33:53,535 --> 00:33:55,570 You know, and if you wanna hang out, 956 00:33:55,603 --> 00:33:58,171 don't hang out with the moms. Hang out with this guy! 957 00:33:58,205 --> 00:34:01,009 'Cause I've been texting you. You been getting those? 958 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,377 No, I haven't. 959 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,312 You haven't gotten a single one of my texts? 960 00:34:06,548 --> 00:34:08,348 -No. -God, a lot of them say "read." 961 00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:10,217 -You can see that? -Yeah, like, 962 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,285 the whole color changes. 963 00:34:11,318 --> 00:34:12,587 I don't think I've gotten any of them. 964 00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:13,655 -Really? -Yeah. 965 00:34:13,688 --> 00:34:14,656 Can I see? 966 00:34:14,689 --> 00:34:19,259 Uh, I would, but it's way in there, and so... 967 00:34:19,293 --> 00:34:23,031 Just let me know. Even tonight, we could grab a drink. Bowl. 968 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:24,666 -Bowl? -We'll do a bowl. 969 00:34:24,699 --> 00:34:26,199 -What? -In the meantime, 970 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,669 stay away from here. 971 00:34:27,702 --> 00:34:28,570 Okay? 972 00:34:28,603 --> 00:34:31,371 [IN SPANISH] My moms are not your moms. 973 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:33,875 [SIGHS] 974 00:34:33,908 --> 00:34:36,109 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 975 00:34:41,783 --> 00:34:43,785 -[WHIRRING] -[CHUCKLING] 976 00:34:43,818 --> 00:34:45,352 [CRACKLING] 977 00:34:47,589 --> 00:34:48,488 [BLOWS AIR] 978 00:34:49,524 --> 00:34:50,525 [COUGHING] 979 00:34:52,026 --> 00:34:53,828 [INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION] 980 00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:01,836 [KISSING] 981 00:35:05,974 --> 00:35:07,809 [SONG CONTINUES PLAYING] 982 00:35:10,177 --> 00:35:11,846 [INAUDIBLE] 983 00:35:24,092 --> 00:35:25,425 What? 984 00:35:30,665 --> 00:35:32,466 [LOW RUMBLING] 985 00:35:37,105 --> 00:35:39,907 Help! Help! 986 00:35:40,842 --> 00:35:42,275 Help! 987 00:35:43,678 --> 00:35:45,479 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] Help! 988 00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:50,051 [GIRLS CHUCKLING] 989 00:35:50,084 --> 00:35:50,985 KATIE: [OVER PHONE] Yeah. So, basically, 990 00:35:51,019 --> 00:35:52,285 all of these people behind me 991 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:53,655 are here to help me with the Star Minder. 992 00:35:53,688 --> 00:35:57,592 -We're kind of... -Dad! Mom's in a factory! 993 00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,093 -Oh, what? -Yeah. 994 00:35:59,127 --> 00:36:01,095 We're stress-testing different plastics 995 00:36:01,129 --> 00:36:02,462 for the body of the star. 996 00:36:02,997 --> 00:36:04,364 [SPEAKING KOREAN] 997 00:36:04,398 --> 00:36:06,366 [IN ENGLISH] You speak South Korean? 998 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,202 -It's just Korean, Dad. -Well, not to them. 999 00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:11,371 -[CRACKLING] -[GROANS SOFTLY] 1000 00:36:11,405 --> 00:36:13,708 Dang, the team was really excited about that one. 1001 00:36:13,741 --> 00:36:15,510 [SPEAKING KOREAN] 1002 00:36:15,543 --> 00:36:17,745 [IN ENGLISH] Dad, what's for breakfast? 1003 00:36:17,779 --> 00:36:18,813 NATE: Uh... 1004 00:36:18,846 --> 00:36:20,480 -[TAPS] -Pizza. 1005 00:36:20,515 --> 00:36:22,550 -For breakfast? -Just put milk on it. 1006 00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:25,053 Uh, hey, Nate, could I talk to you privately? 1007 00:36:25,086 --> 00:36:28,923 Yeah, I was joking. Is that... I... I thought I muted that. 1008 00:36:28,956 --> 00:36:30,858 You tapped Mom's hard hat, Dad. 1009 00:36:32,259 --> 00:36:33,360 [SOFTLY] Oh, my God. 1010 00:36:33,393 --> 00:36:35,663 Hey, I just want to say I totally respect 1011 00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:37,330 -your healthy breakfast thing... -KATIE: No, I know. 1012 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:39,600 -...but, you know... -No, no, no, no. It's fine. 1013 00:36:39,634 --> 00:36:42,003 I wanted to check and see how you were doing. 1014 00:36:42,036 --> 00:36:43,437 Uh... Great. 1015 00:36:43,470 --> 00:36:46,541 I'm great. You know, I mean, with the command center and... 1016 00:36:46,574 --> 00:36:48,241 You know, don't worry about me. 1017 00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:50,410 -We're good over here. -Yeah? 1018 00:36:50,444 --> 00:36:52,814 'Cause I know it's hard. 1019 00:36:52,847 --> 00:36:54,682 You know, we're growing into new roles. 1020 00:36:54,716 --> 00:36:56,617 Uh... I'm not growing into a new role. 1021 00:36:56,651 --> 00:36:58,553 I'm just keeping your role warm, right? 1022 00:36:58,586 --> 00:37:00,722 Right. Yeah. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I think what I meant... 1023 00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:02,222 Uh... No. No, I know what you meant. 1024 00:37:02,255 --> 00:37:04,458 It's just for now. 1025 00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:06,493 It's just for now. Yeah. Yeah. 1026 00:37:07,862 --> 00:37:09,564 Okay. Um... Hey, babe, I have, 1027 00:37:09,597 --> 00:37:11,199 like, 25 people waiting for me. 1028 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:12,332 I got to go. 1029 00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:14,602 I have 25 people waiting on me too. 1030 00:37:14,635 --> 00:37:15,469 Okay. 1031 00:37:15,503 --> 00:37:16,637 You know, the kids. I was making a... 1032 00:37:16,671 --> 00:37:18,706 -It's just two more days, Nate. -Okay. Yep. 1033 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:21,341 -Okay? I love you. -Two more days. 1034 00:37:21,374 --> 00:37:25,580 Uh... Yep. All right. All right. I love you. 1035 00:37:27,849 --> 00:37:30,350 [WASHING MACHINE RUMBLING] 1036 00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:32,153 All right. I'm headed out! 1037 00:37:32,186 --> 00:37:33,554 Your mom is back from the cruise. 1038 00:37:33,588 --> 00:37:35,123 This is the first time I've seen you awake 1039 00:37:35,156 --> 00:37:36,190 since you got here. 1040 00:37:36,224 --> 00:37:37,457 Well, I'm glad I could help. 1041 00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:39,259 Now, you just call me if you need anything. 1042 00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:40,661 I... I couldn't find Katie. 1043 00:37:40,695 --> 00:37:42,797 -Tell her I said goodbye. Okay? -[SWITCH CLICKS] 1044 00:37:43,296 --> 00:37:44,297 Really? 1045 00:37:44,331 --> 00:37:45,398 WALTER: Get me a home-cooked meal. 1046 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:47,367 [SIGHING IN EXHAUSTION] 1047 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,971 NATE: Ladies, I think we know why we're here. 1048 00:37:50,004 --> 00:37:51,471 We're getting a horse? 1049 00:37:51,506 --> 00:37:53,406 We're here to talk about towels. 1050 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,610 Specifically, why am I carrying 1051 00:37:55,643 --> 00:37:59,180 100 pounds of towels up and down 40 steps all day, every day? 1052 00:37:59,213 --> 00:38:01,082 Hadley, how many towels you use a day? 1053 00:38:01,115 --> 00:38:03,651 -One. -NATE: Interesting. Okay. 1054 00:38:03,684 --> 00:38:05,485 Gracie, how many towels you use? 1055 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,922 -One. -Also one. 1056 00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:11,391 -Sam? -I've never used a towel. 1057 00:38:11,424 --> 00:38:14,962 [CHUCKLING] What? She doesn't even use a towel. 1058 00:38:14,996 --> 00:38:20,367 So our house is magically generating wet towels all day. 1059 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,869 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1060 00:38:21,903 --> 00:38:25,006 All right. We're not done talking about this. 1061 00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:27,241 [SOFTLY] Okay, how many towels do you actually use? 1062 00:38:27,275 --> 00:38:29,342 -Eight. -Eight? 1063 00:38:30,377 --> 00:38:32,379 Howdy, partner! [CHUCKLES] 1064 00:38:32,412 --> 00:38:34,314 I hope you don't mind. We're a touch early. 1065 00:38:34,347 --> 00:38:37,185 I got to get to line dancing with the moms. 1066 00:38:37,218 --> 00:38:38,986 -What? -CONOR: Moms' night out. 1067 00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:42,723 I wanted to do paint and sip, but, uh, I got outvoted. 1068 00:38:42,757 --> 00:38:44,826 What? You didn't cancel our sleepover? 1069 00:38:44,859 --> 00:38:48,629 No, I did cancel it. I pulled the Post-it off the calendar. 1070 00:38:48,663 --> 00:38:50,798 Okay, but did you call people's parents? 1071 00:38:50,832 --> 00:38:52,399 NATE: I don't even know your friends' names, 1072 00:38:52,432 --> 00:38:55,236 so how would I know who their parents are? You know. 1073 00:38:55,269 --> 00:38:56,369 GRACIE: [GASPS] There's Jane! 1074 00:38:56,403 --> 00:38:58,206 -There's another one? -CONOR: Hey, Jane. 1075 00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,607 NATE: I don't know how to do a sleepover. 1076 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,342 Your mom didn't leave me any notes on a sleepover. 1077 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,178 It's a sleepover. I mean, it's not rocket science. 1078 00:39:04,212 --> 00:39:07,380 Just, uh, make them some popcorn and let them do your makeup. 1079 00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:08,516 GIRLS: Yes! 1080 00:39:08,549 --> 00:39:09,650 -Go get him, girls. -[GIRLS EXCLAIMING] 1081 00:39:09,684 --> 00:39:11,418 -Oh, my God, yes! -CONOR: You all have fun! 1082 00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:14,188 -[GIRLS SQUEALING] -[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING] 1083 00:39:14,222 --> 00:39:15,823 [GIRLS CLAMORING] 1084 00:39:20,895 --> 00:39:23,496 -[SONG CONCLUDES] -[MUFFLED CHEERING] 1085 00:39:23,531 --> 00:39:26,133 JANE: Three, two, one! GRACIE: Two, one! 1086 00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:27,367 -Oh! -What, Dad? 1087 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,302 Stop it. This is... 1088 00:39:28,336 --> 00:39:29,469 Your mom does this? 1089 00:39:29,503 --> 00:39:30,872 Yeah. Have you ever seen her with nose hairs? 1090 00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:32,472 -All the time. -No, because I've never looked. 1091 00:39:32,506 --> 00:39:33,741 You should. It's very smooth. 1092 00:39:33,774 --> 00:39:35,442 Okay, guys, we're just going to go for it, okay? 1093 00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:36,978 Just one and done. And we got it. Okay? 1094 00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:40,348 -Okay. Ready? Go, Dad. Two, one! -Ready? Three, two, one! 1095 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,883 -Oh! No, no, no. -What? 1096 00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:43,317 -You know, this is crazy. -Oh, my God! 1097 00:39:43,351 --> 00:39:44,719 -Come on! -You all are crazy. 1098 00:39:44,752 --> 00:39:45,753 -You're so annoying. -This is... 1099 00:39:45,786 --> 00:39:47,288 I'm going to live like this forever, 1100 00:39:47,321 --> 00:39:48,623 -and it'll just come out... -Right. Okay. 1101 00:39:48,656 --> 00:39:50,024 -...when it comes out. -No. Stop. 1102 00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:51,993 Mr. Wilcox, let me just tell you something. Just right here. 1103 00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:53,928 Okay, between you and me, I do this all the time. 1104 00:39:53,961 --> 00:39:55,863 Yeah, but you don't have a forest up your nose, Jane. 1105 00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:57,665 -Wait, are you filming? -JANE: Here we go. 1106 00:39:57,698 --> 00:39:59,300 Uh, nope. Just looking something up. 1107 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:01,401 -[CELL PHONE BEEPS] -GRACIE: And action! 1108 00:40:01,434 --> 00:40:04,939 [SCREAMING, SOBBING] 1109 00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:07,440 -[UPBEAT SONG RESUMES] -[NATE SCREAMING] 1110 00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:08,910 -[SONG STOPS] -I'm so sorry, Mr. Wilcox. 1111 00:40:08,943 --> 00:40:10,778 I've never had someone bleed like that before. 1112 00:40:10,811 --> 00:40:12,914 Jane, don't worry about it. I'm sorry I screamed so much. 1113 00:40:12,947 --> 00:40:14,215 It's okay. You'll get them next time! 1114 00:40:14,248 --> 00:40:15,583 Okay, okay. 1115 00:40:15,616 --> 00:40:17,051 -[SOFTLY] So embarrassing. -[SOFTLY] I know. It's bad. 1116 00:40:18,853 --> 00:40:19,620 [NATE SIGHS] 1117 00:40:19,654 --> 00:40:22,790 Dude, did you get beat up? 1118 00:40:25,526 --> 00:40:28,129 Is it normal for a roofer to come inside 1119 00:40:28,162 --> 00:40:29,196 and work at night? 1120 00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:31,464 Yeah, it's normal for a good roofer. 1121 00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:33,567 Look, um... I'm not trying to snoop, 1122 00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:34,969 but while I was up there, 1123 00:40:35,002 --> 00:40:37,470 I heard some kids fighting through one of the bigger holes. 1124 00:40:37,505 --> 00:40:38,806 -Bigger holes? -Look, I... 1125 00:40:38,839 --> 00:40:41,008 I can't get into my process with you, Nate. 1126 00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:42,043 All right? 1127 00:40:42,076 --> 00:40:44,845 There is an interpersonal issue in your home. 1128 00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:46,280 Yeah, we're having a sleepover. 1129 00:40:46,314 --> 00:40:51,185 It's not just any sleepover, Nate! It's a girls' sleepover. 1130 00:40:51,218 --> 00:40:55,656 Look, I got five sisters. Girls do psychological damage. 1131 00:40:55,690 --> 00:40:57,825 -You can repair a roof. -[UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING] 1132 00:40:57,858 --> 00:41:00,528 You can't repair the memory of a friend 1133 00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:02,763 telling you your eyes are too close together. 1134 00:41:02,797 --> 00:41:04,732 [MUSIC INTENSIFIES, SUBSIDES] 1135 00:41:11,205 --> 00:41:12,506 Seems quiet. 1136 00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:15,475 Calm before the storm. 1137 00:41:15,509 --> 00:41:19,013 When they get quiet, that's when they get mean. 1138 00:41:19,046 --> 00:41:21,916 Now, you need to get up there and give them a group activity 1139 00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:24,819 before they start splitting off and talking about each other. 1140 00:41:24,852 --> 00:41:27,588 [SOFTLY] No, no, I think you're overreacting. 1141 00:41:27,621 --> 00:41:28,656 [GIRL SCREAMING] 1142 00:41:28,689 --> 00:41:30,057 Dear God, we're too late. 1143 00:41:30,091 --> 00:41:30,825 What do I do? 1144 00:41:30,858 --> 00:41:32,526 Well, get up there and stop this 1145 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,061 before they're damaged for life. 1146 00:41:34,095 --> 00:41:36,464 I'm not the one that goes up there. Katie goes up there. 1147 00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:38,165 I stay down here and make ice cream sundaes, 1148 00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:40,034 and they come eat them once the crying stops. 1149 00:41:40,067 --> 00:41:42,269 Well, tonight, you're all out of Katie. 1150 00:41:42,970 --> 00:41:43,971 And ice cream. 1151 00:41:44,005 --> 00:41:47,875 I had to check your freezer... for roof reasons. 1152 00:41:48,642 --> 00:41:50,845 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1153 00:41:54,682 --> 00:41:55,716 TRISHA: Stop, no, you're... 1154 00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:57,018 HADLEY: It has an "E" at the end. 1155 00:41:57,051 --> 00:41:58,019 TRISHA: Oh, my gosh! 1156 00:41:58,052 --> 00:42:00,187 You're so dramatic about this. All the time. 1157 00:42:00,221 --> 00:42:01,922 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 1158 00:42:01,956 --> 00:42:03,557 [DOOR CREAKING] 1159 00:42:05,226 --> 00:42:07,595 Hey, how's it going up here? 1160 00:42:07,628 --> 00:42:09,530 -We can't be friends. -[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 1161 00:42:10,097 --> 00:42:12,033 [CHUCKLING] Whoa! 1162 00:42:12,066 --> 00:42:14,168 Let's take a deep breath. 1163 00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:16,470 [EXHALES] Hadley, what happened? 1164 00:42:16,505 --> 00:42:17,605 The spelling bee! 1165 00:42:17,638 --> 00:42:19,607 What? I don't... The spelling bee happened? 1166 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,675 No! The spelling bee is ruining our lives. 1167 00:42:21,709 --> 00:42:23,210 [VOICE SHAKING] And tearing us apart. 1168 00:42:23,244 --> 00:42:24,412 It's all I think about. 1169 00:42:24,445 --> 00:42:26,580 I have blisters from my flashcards. 1170 00:42:26,614 --> 00:42:29,417 TRISHA: I can't hear a word without spelling it. 1171 00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:30,885 I-T. It. 1172 00:42:30,918 --> 00:42:33,120 And we realize that once the spelling bee happens, 1173 00:42:33,154 --> 00:42:34,055 only one of us will win. 1174 00:42:34,088 --> 00:42:35,823 And the rest of us won't be friends anymore 1175 00:42:35,856 --> 00:42:37,324 because we'll be so sad about losing. 1176 00:42:37,992 --> 00:42:38,959 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1177 00:42:40,594 --> 00:42:42,596 Girls, that's what this is about? 1178 00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:45,099 [CHUCKLING] Oh, my goodness. 1179 00:42:45,566 --> 00:42:48,602 Oh! Girls, girls, 1180 00:42:48,636 --> 00:42:51,305 do I have great news for you. 1181 00:42:52,406 --> 00:42:54,809 No one cares about a spelling bee. 1182 00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:56,710 -What? -What is he talking... 1183 00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:58,412 Look, I mean, yeah, it's fun to compete, 1184 00:42:58,446 --> 00:43:00,114 and it's fun to win. Sure. 1185 00:43:00,147 --> 00:43:02,616 But do I have any of my old spelling bee trophies 1186 00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:03,818 on my desk at work? 1187 00:43:03,851 --> 00:43:05,853 Dad, you've never won a spelling bee. 1188 00:43:05,886 --> 00:43:09,390 But even if I did, I wouldn't have them on my desk 1189 00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:11,192 because it would be kind of dumb. 1190 00:43:11,225 --> 00:43:14,228 We've been studying real hard, Mr. Wilcox. 1191 00:43:14,261 --> 00:43:15,963 That's great. That's wonderful. 1192 00:43:15,996 --> 00:43:19,733 But putting your self-worth into this contest... 1193 00:43:21,001 --> 00:43:22,136 is dumb. 1194 00:43:22,169 --> 00:43:24,038 -Dad, it's not... -Dumb? 1195 00:43:24,071 --> 00:43:25,072 Yes, it is. 1196 00:43:25,106 --> 00:43:27,908 I'll show you. Uh, give me a word to spell. 1197 00:43:27,942 --> 00:43:28,843 Fiduciary. 1198 00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:30,644 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] Never heard of that word. 1199 00:43:30,678 --> 00:43:33,747 No idea how to spell it. Do you all know how to spell it? 1200 00:43:33,781 --> 00:43:37,918 [IN UNISON] F-I-D-U-C-I-A-R-Y. 1201 00:43:37,952 --> 00:43:40,020 Look at that. You're already spelling better 1202 00:43:40,054 --> 00:43:43,023 than a grown man who owns a home. 1203 00:43:43,057 --> 00:43:45,993 It doesn't matter who gets the trophy. You're all winners. 1204 00:43:46,026 --> 00:43:48,729 And you're going to use your big spelling brains 1205 00:43:48,762 --> 00:43:50,731 to get big-paying jobs one day, 1206 00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:52,466 and you're going to be able to buy all... 1207 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,735 -Okay, Dad, you can go. -Okay. 1208 00:43:54,768 --> 00:43:56,137 GIRLS: I'm so sorry. 1209 00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:57,872 -It's okay. -We can still be friends. 1210 00:43:57,905 --> 00:43:59,541 There's going to be so many spelling bees. 1211 00:43:59,574 --> 00:44:01,675 Girls' sleepover. Pretty easy. 1212 00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:06,080 Sam. 1213 00:44:07,148 --> 00:44:08,015 Why are you wet? 1214 00:44:08,048 --> 00:44:10,718 I had to make my horse leave. 1215 00:44:10,751 --> 00:44:12,353 You don't have a horse. 1216 00:44:12,386 --> 00:44:13,754 Not anymore. 1217 00:44:13,787 --> 00:44:15,923 She was drinking out of my fish tank. 1218 00:44:15,956 --> 00:44:17,158 Wait, were you drinking water 1219 00:44:17,191 --> 00:44:18,593 -out of your fish tank? -[STOMACH RUMBLING] 1220 00:44:18,627 --> 00:44:20,761 -[RETCHES] -[WATER SPLASHING] 1221 00:44:20,794 --> 00:44:22,830 -[SPITS] -I feel better now. 1222 00:44:24,498 --> 00:44:26,167 I don't know how Katie does it. 1223 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,303 Pick them up. Drop them off. Pick them up again. 1224 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:30,838 Never get time to myself. 1225 00:44:31,705 --> 00:44:32,806 Every time I go to the bathroom, 1226 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,342 Sam talks to me through the door. 1227 00:44:35,376 --> 00:44:37,378 I get no sleep. 1228 00:44:37,411 --> 00:44:41,282 Spotify just keeps recommending mommy podcasts to me. 1229 00:44:41,315 --> 00:44:43,050 My feet hurt. My back hurts. 1230 00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:45,719 My jeans don't fit right, and look at me. 1231 00:44:45,753 --> 00:44:47,121 I'm stuffing my face. 1232 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:50,324 I'm not even hungry, and I'm just pounding away. 1233 00:44:53,027 --> 00:44:56,897 I'm not cut out for this life, Peter. I'm no Conor Ashford. 1234 00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:00,602 I'm a Toyota salesman. 1235 00:45:00,635 --> 00:45:03,470 And what is a salesman if he doesn't sell? 1236 00:45:05,607 --> 00:45:07,174 You remind me of my dad. 1237 00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:08,342 What's he like? 1238 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,579 I don't know. I haven't seen him in 10 years. 1239 00:45:10,612 --> 00:45:12,614 -Oh. -But right before he snapped 1240 00:45:12,647 --> 00:45:15,115 and left me at that Chuck E. Cheese ball pit, 1241 00:45:15,149 --> 00:45:18,919 his face looked exactly like yours does right now. 1242 00:45:19,954 --> 00:45:21,789 -Thanks, Peter. -You're welcome. 1243 00:45:21,822 --> 00:45:23,490 Don't you got to deliver that stuff? 1244 00:45:23,525 --> 00:45:26,026 [SCOFFS] What's going to happen? They're going to fire me? 1245 00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:27,662 "Oh, no. I guess I have to sign up 1246 00:45:27,696 --> 00:45:29,531 "with a new email address." 1247 00:45:29,564 --> 00:45:31,332 Whole company is run by a robot. 1248 00:45:32,466 --> 00:45:33,801 You want a donut? 1249 00:45:33,834 --> 00:45:37,706 No. I was embarrassed on national television by a donut. 1250 00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,773 Oh, dude, was that... That was you? 1251 00:45:39,807 --> 00:45:41,775 I love that video. 1252 00:45:41,809 --> 00:45:43,177 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 1253 00:45:43,210 --> 00:45:44,912 KEVIN: [IN SING-SONG VOICE] Holding a donut! Donut! Donut! 1254 00:45:44,945 --> 00:45:47,448 -Oh, dude, that's humiliating. -Oh. 1255 00:45:47,481 --> 00:45:48,583 Holding a donut. He's a bozo. 1256 00:45:48,617 --> 00:45:49,750 NATE: That's enough. Swipe it away. 1257 00:45:49,783 --> 00:45:51,452 -GRACIE: And action! -[SCREAMING] 1258 00:45:51,485 --> 00:45:52,687 PETER: Oh, dude, that's you too! 1259 00:45:52,721 --> 00:45:54,054 How did that get on there? 1260 00:45:54,088 --> 00:45:58,325 What are the odds? The algorithm must be listening to us. 1261 00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:03,097 [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING] 1262 00:46:04,532 --> 00:46:06,834 KATIE: Not bad. 1263 00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:08,670 -Mommy! -Hi, baby. 1264 00:46:08,703 --> 00:46:11,171 There she is. Hi. 1265 00:46:11,205 --> 00:46:12,741 Mom! Finally! 1266 00:46:12,773 --> 00:46:14,975 Hi, hi. 1267 00:46:15,009 --> 00:46:17,378 Hey! I was just preheating the oven. 1268 00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:18,479 I missed you guys! 1269 00:46:18,513 --> 00:46:20,814 [CHUCKLING] Wow. Hi. 1270 00:46:21,716 --> 00:46:22,983 -Mm. -NATE: So glad you're back. 1271 00:46:23,017 --> 00:46:24,318 HADLEY: Mom, since you left, 1272 00:46:24,351 --> 00:46:26,987 -our clothes smell different. -Different, like, bad? 1273 00:46:27,021 --> 00:46:28,556 They smell like you. 1274 00:46:28,590 --> 00:46:30,057 Sounds like a good thing to me. 1275 00:46:30,090 --> 00:46:32,126 GRACIE: Well, my skin type has changed from combination to oily 1276 00:46:32,159 --> 00:46:33,861 because we eat pizza every night for dinner. 1277 00:46:33,894 --> 00:46:35,429 We don't only eat pizza. 1278 00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:36,765 In fact, tonight, 1279 00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:40,702 I'm cooking lasagna. Yes, excuse me. 1280 00:46:40,735 --> 00:46:42,570 [SCOFFS] Great. More carbs. 1281 00:46:42,604 --> 00:46:43,871 Well, I've had a great time. 1282 00:46:43,904 --> 00:46:45,973 I need all-new makeup. I need all-new skincare. 1283 00:46:46,006 --> 00:46:47,441 -We will talk about all of that. -Redone. 1284 00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:49,678 Can I just... Can I bring my bags upstairs? 1285 00:46:49,711 --> 00:46:51,111 I have souvenirs for you guys. 1286 00:46:51,145 --> 00:46:52,681 GRACIE: [GASPS] Souvenirs! HADLEY: Where is it? 1287 00:46:52,714 --> 00:46:53,981 Now, you're excited. 1288 00:46:54,014 --> 00:46:55,115 -GRACIE: Where is it? -Stop it. You're hogging it. 1289 00:46:57,217 --> 00:46:58,952 Now, you remind me of my mom. 1290 00:46:58,986 --> 00:47:01,723 All right, dude. Just give me the lasagna. 1291 00:47:01,756 --> 00:47:03,692 KATIE: Check it all out. HADLEY: Thank you. 1292 00:47:03,725 --> 00:47:05,826 I mean, I thought it was going to go well, 1293 00:47:05,859 --> 00:47:08,028 but it is going so well. 1294 00:47:08,062 --> 00:47:10,164 We already have distribution. 1295 00:47:10,197 --> 00:47:12,333 I mean, Lori thinks I'm going to be her next Scrub Daddy. 1296 00:47:12,366 --> 00:47:15,369 Yeah. I mean, I don't know what that means, 1297 00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:17,104 but it sounds cool. 1298 00:47:17,137 --> 00:47:18,640 -[SIZZLING] -[WINCES] Golly! 1299 00:47:18,673 --> 00:47:20,374 -You okay? -NATE: Uh... Yeah. 1300 00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:22,744 Nah, I'm fine. It ha... It happens all the time. 1301 00:47:22,777 --> 00:47:23,911 Does it? 1302 00:47:23,944 --> 00:47:26,280 Yes, it does. 1303 00:47:26,313 --> 00:47:28,616 -[CELL PHONE RINGING] -Who's calling me? 1304 00:47:28,650 --> 00:47:31,586 -[KISSES, CHUCKLING] -Oh. 1305 00:47:31,619 --> 00:47:33,120 -It's Lori. -NATE: Ah. 1306 00:47:33,655 --> 00:47:36,056 Hi, Lori. Uh-huh. 1307 00:47:36,825 --> 00:47:38,693 [GASPS] Yes. 1308 00:47:38,727 --> 00:47:39,927 No way! 1309 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,328 They're fast-tracking the Star Minder 1310 00:47:41,362 --> 00:47:42,797 to come out at the end of the month. 1311 00:47:42,831 --> 00:47:45,332 -Oh, my God! That's amazing. -Mom, that's amazing! Good job. 1312 00:47:45,366 --> 00:47:46,367 Mm-hm. 1313 00:47:46,768 --> 00:47:47,968 Okay. 1314 00:47:48,536 --> 00:47:49,804 Oh. 1315 00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:52,507 [GROANS] Two more weeks? 1316 00:47:53,307 --> 00:47:54,308 SAM: What? 1317 00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:57,679 KATIE: Really? I just got home with my family. 1318 00:47:57,712 --> 00:47:59,714 -What? -KATIE: No. No, no. I... 1319 00:47:59,748 --> 00:48:00,948 I understand. 1320 00:48:00,981 --> 00:48:02,751 [SOFTLY] I'm sorry. 1321 00:48:02,784 --> 00:48:04,151 Of course. Yeah, I know. 1322 00:48:04,184 --> 00:48:07,454 Just have your assistant send me the... the flight info, 1323 00:48:07,488 --> 00:48:08,590 and I'll see you tomorrow. 1324 00:48:09,557 --> 00:48:11,358 Okay. Bye. 1325 00:48:11,392 --> 00:48:13,961 -Are you leaving again? -GRACIE: What? Mom? 1326 00:48:13,994 --> 00:48:15,597 -But you just got back. -[GROANING] I know. 1327 00:48:15,630 --> 00:48:16,897 I mean, you just got back. 1328 00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:19,133 We gave you a big "just got back" hug. 1329 00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:20,835 We wouldn't have done that big of a hug 1330 00:48:20,869 --> 00:48:22,670 if we knew you were just stopping by. 1331 00:48:22,704 --> 00:48:24,806 I don't want to leave, you guys. 1332 00:48:24,839 --> 00:48:27,709 I really don't. I just... I have to. And it... 1333 00:48:27,742 --> 00:48:29,611 It's only San Francisco this time. 1334 00:48:29,644 --> 00:48:30,879 And just for two more weeks. 1335 00:48:30,911 --> 00:48:33,213 Is it, though? You know... 1336 00:48:33,247 --> 00:48:35,683 You don't know what it's been like for these past two weeks 1337 00:48:35,717 --> 00:48:37,050 for all of us, so... 1338 00:48:37,084 --> 00:48:38,586 KATIE: I know it's hard. 1339 00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:41,723 It's really hard for me, too. 1340 00:48:41,756 --> 00:48:43,591 But this is a big opportunity. 1341 00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:47,094 You guys, this has the potential to change all of our lives. 1342 00:48:48,028 --> 00:48:52,099 But what if our lives were fine before? 1343 00:48:54,034 --> 00:48:56,970 -[SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPING] -[ALL GROANING] 1344 00:48:57,004 --> 00:48:59,139 NATE: Oh! Oh! GIRLS: Dad! 1345 00:48:59,173 --> 00:49:01,074 HADLEY: Come on, Dad. Come on! GRACIE: Dad! 1346 00:49:01,108 --> 00:49:02,109 -NATE: I got it, I got it. -Dad. 1347 00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:03,110 -Everything's fine. -It's so loud. 1348 00:49:03,143 --> 00:49:04,344 Everything's fine. 1349 00:49:04,378 --> 00:49:06,781 Everything's fine. Everything's fine. [GRUNTS] 1350 00:49:06,815 --> 00:49:08,550 -[GRUNTING] -[BEEPING STOPS] 1351 00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:09,717 [KATIE SIGHS] 1352 00:49:09,751 --> 00:49:10,919 NATE: [PANTING] All right. 1353 00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:13,621 -Everything's fine. All right. -[SIGHS] 1354 00:49:15,557 --> 00:49:16,558 Look, uh... 1355 00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:22,262 We'll figure it out, all right? It's great. 1356 00:49:22,296 --> 00:49:24,097 -Thank you. -NATE: [STUTTERS] It is great. 1357 00:49:24,131 --> 00:49:26,300 Yeah, it is. It really is. 1358 00:49:27,501 --> 00:49:29,203 And you know what? 1359 00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:31,038 I picked up something in Korea 1360 00:49:31,071 --> 00:49:32,807 that I think could help make things 1361 00:49:32,841 --> 00:49:35,577 run a little smoother around here. 1362 00:49:35,610 --> 00:49:38,011 GIRLS: [CHUCKLING] Wow! 1363 00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:39,547 A digital calendar. 1364 00:49:39,581 --> 00:49:41,783 This is the command center of the future. 1365 00:49:41,816 --> 00:49:43,918 Oh, that's great. That's great. 1366 00:49:43,952 --> 00:49:45,385 KATIE: Oh. And this is the best part. 1367 00:49:46,086 --> 00:49:47,689 -[MEOWING] -[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1368 00:49:47,722 --> 00:49:48,989 -Isn't it cute? -SAM: Aw. 1369 00:49:49,022 --> 00:49:50,558 Calendar cat! 1370 00:49:50,592 --> 00:49:53,260 KATIE: Yeah, and now I can run the calendar 1371 00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:54,829 -from anywhere in the world. -GRACIE: So cool. 1372 00:49:54,863 --> 00:49:56,363 KATIE: I can send you daily notes 1373 00:49:56,396 --> 00:49:59,767 and post healthy recipes, extra to-dos. 1374 00:49:59,801 --> 00:50:01,235 You're gonna love it. 1375 00:50:02,135 --> 00:50:03,337 [ANIMATED CAT MEOWS] 1376 00:50:04,438 --> 00:50:05,607 KATIE: Thank you. 1377 00:50:16,684 --> 00:50:18,653 -[CAR STARTS] -I guess we're on our own now. 1378 00:50:19,419 --> 00:50:21,221 Three orphans. 1379 00:50:22,991 --> 00:50:25,092 [QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING] 1380 00:50:36,169 --> 00:50:38,405 [GROANS] That's not coming out. 1381 00:50:47,481 --> 00:50:51,351 -[PERFUME SPRAYING] -Oh, my... 1382 00:50:51,385 --> 00:50:53,021 You're... You're not washing our clothes. 1383 00:50:53,053 --> 00:50:54,421 Hadley, why are you down here? 1384 00:50:54,454 --> 00:50:55,957 -Gracie! Sam! Get down here! -NATE: Stop it right now. 1385 00:50:55,990 --> 00:50:57,424 -Do not call them. -Get down here. Right now! 1386 00:50:57,457 --> 00:50:59,126 Do not come down! Do not come down! 1387 00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:02,030 Dad is spraying our clothes with perfume 1388 00:51:02,062 --> 00:51:03,397 and then putting them back dirty. 1389 00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:05,098 That's why I smell like Mom? 1390 00:51:05,132 --> 00:51:06,266 -No, no. -HADLEY: I don't get it. 1391 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:08,302 You're constantly down here doing laundry. 1392 00:51:08,335 --> 00:51:10,672 Yeah, because I'm constantly doing towels! 1393 00:51:10,705 --> 00:51:12,139 Do you see that? Look at it. 1394 00:51:12,172 --> 00:51:14,976 It doesn't stop. Your mom said I do towels first, 1395 00:51:15,009 --> 00:51:16,744 and I can never get to second. 1396 00:51:16,778 --> 00:51:17,745 What's going on? 1397 00:51:17,779 --> 00:51:19,581 -Dad's not washing our clothes. -All right. 1398 00:51:19,614 --> 00:51:21,181 All right. That's it. 1399 00:51:21,214 --> 00:51:22,382 Let's state the obvious. 1400 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,217 -You're a monster. -You made us gross. 1401 00:51:24,251 --> 00:51:25,853 Your mom's system isn't working. 1402 00:51:25,887 --> 00:51:29,189 -It works for Mom. -NATE: Yes, because Mom is Mom, 1403 00:51:29,222 --> 00:51:31,425 and I'm not Mom, all right? 1404 00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:33,861 I thought I could be for a few weeks. 1405 00:51:33,895 --> 00:51:35,128 I tell you, I almost did it. 1406 00:51:35,162 --> 00:51:36,631 -No, you didn't. -I said, "Almost." 1407 00:51:36,664 --> 00:51:37,565 HADLEY: Not even close. 1408 00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:39,099 There were moments that were pretty good. 1409 00:51:39,132 --> 00:51:41,268 -I saw you crying in a closet. -NATE: Look, anyway, 1410 00:51:41,301 --> 00:51:43,571 Mom's system worked for your mom. 1411 00:51:43,605 --> 00:51:46,373 And when this was temporary, I thought, I'll just be her. 1412 00:51:46,406 --> 00:51:49,978 But clearly, it's not. So we need a new plan. 1413 00:51:50,011 --> 00:51:53,113 A new era has to start. 1414 00:51:53,146 --> 00:51:55,282 A Dad era! 1415 00:51:56,450 --> 00:51:58,452 This sounds like a terrible idea. 1416 00:51:58,485 --> 00:52:00,153 -[ANIMATED CAT YOWLS] -[GRACIE AND HADLEY GASP] 1417 00:52:00,187 --> 00:52:01,889 [GASPS] Calendar cat! 1418 00:52:01,923 --> 00:52:03,057 Can you do that? 1419 00:52:03,091 --> 00:52:05,492 Yeah, because it's my era. 1420 00:52:05,526 --> 00:52:07,227 But how will you remember our schedules? 1421 00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:10,130 Uh, a little thing called "you tell me, and I remember." 1422 00:52:10,163 --> 00:52:12,834 And if I forget, you tell me again. 1423 00:52:12,867 --> 00:52:15,803 The "Dad era" is about teamwork. 1424 00:52:15,837 --> 00:52:19,406 If we work together, you will get what you want, 1425 00:52:19,439 --> 00:52:21,743 and I will get what I want. 1426 00:52:21,776 --> 00:52:25,613 Which is going back to doing what I do best, selling cars. 1427 00:52:25,647 --> 00:52:28,181 Why can we not have our cake and eat it, too? 1428 00:52:28,215 --> 00:52:29,617 So let's talk about it. 1429 00:52:29,651 --> 00:52:32,754 What are the things that we need to get through this? 1430 00:52:32,787 --> 00:52:33,855 I want a horse. 1431 00:52:33,888 --> 00:52:35,690 That can't be one of the things. 1432 00:52:35,723 --> 00:52:37,892 What about food? We don't have a single fruit 1433 00:52:37,925 --> 00:52:39,326 or vegetable in the entire house. 1434 00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:41,029 And toiletries. I had to shave my legs 1435 00:52:41,062 --> 00:52:42,362 last night with Country Crock. 1436 00:52:42,396 --> 00:52:44,065 -I love Country Crock. -HADLEY: I needed a Band-Aid, 1437 00:52:44,098 --> 00:52:45,465 and you said, "Just use tape." 1438 00:52:45,499 --> 00:52:47,001 Silverware drawer is filled with dry spaghetti. 1439 00:52:47,035 --> 00:52:48,803 Yeah. Well, tell me somewhere where dry spaghetti is not. 1440 00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:50,805 And we just found out that all our clothes are dirty. 1441 00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:51,873 -Yeah. -NATE: Okay. 1442 00:52:51,906 --> 00:52:53,473 I know where we need to go. 1443 00:52:53,508 --> 00:52:56,276 Yeah, the grocery store, the mall, the hardware store. 1444 00:52:56,309 --> 00:52:58,311 Just one place. 1445 00:52:58,345 --> 00:53:01,716 One magical place with fluorescent lights 1446 00:53:01,749 --> 00:53:03,851 that solves every problem you've ever had. 1447 00:53:03,885 --> 00:53:05,119 The hospital? 1448 00:53:05,153 --> 00:53:07,121 NATE: No. Even better. 1449 00:53:07,155 --> 00:53:08,756 Walmart! 1450 00:53:08,790 --> 00:53:10,692 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 1451 00:53:10,725 --> 00:53:12,160 I got cleaning supplies. 1452 00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:14,327 Gracie, toiletries, Hadley, food. 1453 00:53:14,361 --> 00:53:17,131 Let's be safe. Let's have fun. Walmart on three. 1454 00:53:17,165 --> 00:53:18,198 One, two, three. 1455 00:53:18,231 --> 00:53:20,568 -ALL: Walmart! -[HADLEY CHUCKLES] 1456 00:53:23,571 --> 00:53:25,238 -[WOMAN YELLS] -[HADLEY GROANS] 1457 00:53:25,272 --> 00:53:27,675 -[WOMAN GROANS] -Sorry! 1458 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:29,711 -[BOTH EXCLAIMING] -[CLATTERING] 1459 00:53:30,712 --> 00:53:32,780 Oh, I'll get two weeks of T-shirts 1460 00:53:32,814 --> 00:53:34,115 and two weeks of underwear. 1461 00:53:34,148 --> 00:53:35,382 What about socks? 1462 00:53:35,415 --> 00:53:37,985 Uh, socks are optional, but let's go nuts. 1463 00:53:38,019 --> 00:53:39,053 Okay. 1464 00:53:39,087 --> 00:53:41,122 What happens after two weeks? 1465 00:53:41,155 --> 00:53:43,725 Well, we throw all this out and start over. 1466 00:53:43,758 --> 00:53:46,861 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1467 00:53:56,504 --> 00:53:58,438 -[CREAKING] -[STRAINING] 1468 00:54:00,742 --> 00:54:01,776 [CLINKS] 1469 00:54:06,547 --> 00:54:08,983 [WHOOPING TRIUMPHANTLY] 1470 00:54:09,016 --> 00:54:11,853 NATE: All right. Now that we are doing things my way, 1471 00:54:11,886 --> 00:54:15,022 we are going to run this like a top-notch dealership. 1472 00:54:15,056 --> 00:54:17,324 This is your incentive board. 1473 00:54:17,357 --> 00:54:19,861 The more chores you do, the more perks you get. 1474 00:54:19,894 --> 00:54:20,795 Yes. 1475 00:54:20,828 --> 00:54:22,563 Each of you will keep a maintenance log 1476 00:54:22,597 --> 00:54:24,832 to keep track of all the things you're running out of 1477 00:54:24,866 --> 00:54:25,933 and I will go get them. 1478 00:54:25,967 --> 00:54:29,269 Over here, this is the parts and accessories counter. 1479 00:54:29,302 --> 00:54:31,304 This is where we're going to keep hair ties 1480 00:54:31,338 --> 00:54:33,373 and stuff that I've been stepping on. 1481 00:54:33,406 --> 00:54:34,642 -That's fair. -That's a good idea. 1482 00:54:34,675 --> 00:54:37,979 Welcome to the Wilcox Family Dealership. 1483 00:54:38,012 --> 00:54:40,181 Now please go enjoy your sweet, 1484 00:54:40,214 --> 00:54:42,083 delicious, easy-to-clean breakfast. 1485 00:54:42,116 --> 00:54:43,951 And let's have a great day out there. 1486 00:54:57,497 --> 00:54:58,498 Mm. 1487 00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:00,333 Put on a pot of coffee. 1488 00:55:00,367 --> 00:55:02,603 The world's best salesman is back! 1489 00:55:02,637 --> 00:55:04,205 Nate, what are you doing here? 1490 00:55:04,238 --> 00:55:05,773 Uh, doing what I do best. 1491 00:55:05,807 --> 00:55:09,977 Living life my way and selling amazing vehicles. 1492 00:55:10,011 --> 00:55:11,145 Peyton. 1493 00:55:11,179 --> 00:55:12,613 Wait! He's back? He can't be back. 1494 00:55:12,647 --> 00:55:13,748 Well, what about your daughters? 1495 00:55:13,781 --> 00:55:15,082 Hey, does your wife know you're back? 1496 00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:18,586 Don't worry about my family. They're taken care of. 1497 00:55:21,756 --> 00:55:22,924 [KEEGAN LAUGHING] 1498 00:55:22,957 --> 00:55:24,592 GRACIE: All right, you guys can choose the next song. 1499 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:26,527 You know, my ex-wife said she didn't think 1500 00:55:26,561 --> 00:55:28,328 I had the skills to be a parent. 1501 00:55:28,361 --> 00:55:30,298 Can you believe that? 1502 00:55:30,330 --> 00:55:32,399 [VOICE SHAKING] If she could only see me now. 1503 00:55:32,432 --> 00:55:33,734 -Aw. -Aw. 1504 00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:36,737 [SONG CONTINUES PLAYING] 1505 00:55:41,441 --> 00:55:43,878 It's time to take out the towels. 1506 00:55:43,911 --> 00:55:45,580 -[EXPLOSION] -[YELPS] 1507 00:55:55,022 --> 00:55:56,224 Are these all turtlenecks? 1508 00:55:56,257 --> 00:55:57,892 In every color. 1509 00:55:57,925 --> 00:55:59,492 -[SIGHS] -I know. 1510 00:55:59,527 --> 00:56:01,494 Look, you want to get Brian's attention, 1511 00:56:01,529 --> 00:56:04,198 this is how you do it. It isn't edgy clothes. 1512 00:56:04,232 --> 00:56:06,366 It's to dress conservatively. 1513 00:56:06,868 --> 00:56:08,870 Also, ignore him. 1514 00:56:08,903 --> 00:56:11,973 Maybe find a different route to class, even. 1515 00:56:12,006 --> 00:56:13,941 Maybe? All right. 1516 00:56:13,975 --> 00:56:15,610 [SIGHS] Thanks, Dad. 1517 00:56:21,849 --> 00:56:23,150 -NATE: You're going to love it. -Mm-hm. 1518 00:56:23,184 --> 00:56:24,285 All right. Good to see you. 1519 00:56:24,318 --> 00:56:26,020 You are on fire, Nate. 1520 00:56:26,053 --> 00:56:28,055 That guy just came in to use the bathroom. 1521 00:56:28,089 --> 00:56:29,891 Put it on the board. 1522 00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:32,627 -[AIR HORN BLOWING] -[CLATTERS, SHATTERS] 1523 00:56:33,628 --> 00:56:36,764 Here's to work-life balance. 1524 00:56:36,797 --> 00:56:37,899 Cheers. 1525 00:56:42,336 --> 00:56:44,038 [HORNS HONKING] 1526 00:56:44,437 --> 00:56:46,674 [EXCLAIMING] 1527 00:56:49,277 --> 00:56:51,411 Okay, it's just getting sad now. 1528 00:56:51,444 --> 00:56:53,114 [CELL PHONE DINGS] 1529 00:56:55,116 --> 00:56:57,417 Yeah, Sam's still kissing kids. 1530 00:56:58,819 --> 00:57:00,420 [EXHALES] 1531 00:57:03,391 --> 00:57:04,825 [SONG ENDS] 1532 00:57:04,859 --> 00:57:07,295 Am I crazy, or is $100 kind of cheap? 1533 00:57:07,328 --> 00:57:08,562 [HORSE WHINNIES] 1534 00:57:08,596 --> 00:57:11,098 I mean, Cinnamon's like family to us, you know. 1535 00:57:11,132 --> 00:57:12,499 He's been with us forever. 1536 00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:13,901 He's a good boy, you know. 1537 00:57:13,935 --> 00:57:16,404 He's just not been the same since the incident that day. 1538 00:57:16,436 --> 00:57:18,105 I mean, you know, we're at the fairgrounds, 1539 00:57:18,139 --> 00:57:19,472 there's laughter, music. 1540 00:57:19,507 --> 00:57:20,975 He got a little out of control 1541 00:57:21,008 --> 00:57:23,978 -and things got kind of wild... -Fifty bucks and it's a deal. 1542 00:57:24,011 --> 00:57:25,513 -Okay. -All right. 1543 00:57:27,782 --> 00:57:28,816 Is that... 1544 00:57:28,849 --> 00:57:30,418 Yep. And as long as you promise 1545 00:57:30,450 --> 00:57:32,219 to stop kissing all the kids at school, 1546 00:57:32,253 --> 00:57:33,821 Cinnamon is yours. 1547 00:57:33,854 --> 00:57:36,924 [SCREAMING] I'm going to put all my kisses on Cinnamon. 1548 00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:38,759 -[SQUEALING] -[EXCLAIMING] Whoa, whoa. 1549 00:57:38,793 --> 00:57:42,196 Let's maybe wait a second. Don't make any big noises 1550 00:57:42,229 --> 00:57:45,366 and maybe just blow the kisses. Does that work? 1551 00:57:45,399 --> 00:57:47,635 -Thank you, Daddy. -You're welcome. 1552 00:57:49,337 --> 00:57:50,671 -[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV] -NATE: Wow. 1553 00:57:51,105 --> 00:57:52,239 Really? 1554 00:57:52,273 --> 00:57:54,775 She's not hugging and kissing anyone at school anymore? 1555 00:57:54,809 --> 00:57:57,778 That's great. I guess my bubble talk worked! 1556 00:57:58,713 --> 00:58:00,982 What? You can do that? 1557 00:58:02,249 --> 00:58:04,251 All right, yeah. All right. Bye. 1558 00:58:05,286 --> 00:58:07,021 [CHUCKLING] Man. 1559 00:58:07,054 --> 00:58:08,189 Oh, my goodness. 1560 00:58:08,222 --> 00:58:10,524 You're not going to believe it. That was Sam's teacher 1561 00:58:10,558 --> 00:58:13,928 and they're talking about skipping her up a grade. 1562 00:58:13,961 --> 00:58:15,896 Wow. You should get us all horses. 1563 00:58:15,930 --> 00:58:18,432 Well, we don't have the land for that. 1564 00:58:18,466 --> 00:58:19,867 Dad, the toilet's clogged again. 1565 00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:21,135 Was it you? 1566 00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:22,203 Ew. No. 1567 00:58:22,236 --> 00:58:24,171 Well, that sounds like a Service Manager problem. 1568 00:58:24,205 --> 00:58:25,306 Who's the Service Manager? 1569 00:58:25,339 --> 00:58:29,343 I'm on it. This gets me a week's supply of cupcakes. 1570 00:58:29,377 --> 00:58:30,578 NATE: Attagirl. 1571 00:58:30,611 --> 00:58:33,047 Don't forget to put a car on the board. 1572 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,784 Hey, feet up. Janitor's coming through. 1573 00:58:36,817 --> 00:58:38,552 GRACIE: Oh, by the way, what time is your, uh, 1574 00:58:38,586 --> 00:58:39,987 Salesman of the Year thing tomorrow? 1575 00:58:40,021 --> 00:58:43,758 Uh, all afternoon. Yeah. It's a big deal. Yeah. Man. 1576 00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:47,094 Okay, and what about Hadley's spelling bee? 1577 00:58:47,128 --> 00:58:48,696 Uh, it's afternoon too. 1578 00:58:48,729 --> 00:58:49,930 -But I can do both. -[VACUUM THUDS] 1579 00:58:49,964 --> 00:58:51,499 So if you don't... Oh, look, she got stuck. 1580 00:58:51,532 --> 00:58:53,100 -You mind kicking it? -[THUDS] 1581 00:58:53,134 --> 00:58:55,569 -Ah, there she goes. Huh? -[VACUUM WHIRRING] 1582 00:58:55,603 --> 00:58:56,804 Go put a car on the board 1583 00:58:56,837 --> 00:58:59,140 -for yourself. -[SNICKERS] 1584 00:59:05,146 --> 00:59:07,081 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1585 00:59:10,785 --> 00:59:14,088 JUDGE: Your word is "duopoly." 1586 00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:16,157 CONTESTANT: Duopoly. 1587 00:59:16,190 --> 00:59:21,429 -D-U-O-P-O-L-Y. -[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1588 00:59:21,462 --> 00:59:23,097 Duopoly. 1589 00:59:23,130 --> 00:59:25,099 -JUDGE: That's correct. -[AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1590 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:27,201 Settle down. 1591 00:59:28,102 --> 00:59:29,370 Everybody, settle down. 1592 00:59:29,403 --> 00:59:30,838 -[GAVEL BANGING] -Order! 1593 00:59:31,506 --> 00:59:32,541 [SOFTLY] Hi. 1594 00:59:32,573 --> 00:59:36,243 Our next competitor is Hadley Wilcox. 1595 00:59:36,277 --> 00:59:37,378 [WHOOPS] 1596 00:59:37,411 --> 00:59:40,549 -Sir, please. -NATE: [CHUCKLING] Sorry. 1597 00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:42,083 [SOFTLY] This is exciting. 1598 00:59:42,116 --> 00:59:42,817 [SHUSHES] 1599 00:59:42,850 --> 00:59:44,351 JUDGE: Your word is "systematic." 1600 00:59:45,386 --> 00:59:46,854 Systematic. 1601 00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:48,122 NATE: You got this, Hadley! 1602 00:59:48,155 --> 00:59:49,790 -[AIR HORN BLOWING] -[AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING] 1603 00:59:49,824 --> 00:59:52,259 -Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Sir, this is a spelling bee. 1604 00:59:52,293 --> 00:59:53,327 NATE: That's not... 1605 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,963 It's not the vibe. I'm sorry. [CHUCKLING] Sorry. 1606 00:59:56,831 --> 00:59:58,833 -[WHOOPS] -HADLEY: Systematic. 1607 00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:03,270 S-Y-S-T-E-M- 1608 01:00:03,304 --> 01:00:06,740 -A-T-I-C. -[SOFTLY] A-T-I-K. 1609 01:00:07,408 --> 01:00:08,843 HADLEY: Systematic. 1610 01:00:08,876 --> 01:00:10,744 -She got it wrong. -That's correct. 1611 01:00:10,778 --> 01:00:12,713 Oh, there we go! Hadley! 1612 01:00:12,746 --> 01:00:14,014 Come on, everybody! 1613 01:00:14,048 --> 01:00:18,152 Spelling is unpredictable, man. 1614 01:00:18,185 --> 01:00:20,287 -That was a wild ride. -CONOR: Yeah. 1615 01:00:20,321 --> 01:00:22,156 That's not how I spell it. 1616 01:00:22,189 --> 01:00:24,325 -[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] -[INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1617 01:00:30,364 --> 01:00:33,667 Oh, looks like your boy abandoned you again, Dan, huh? 1618 01:00:33,701 --> 01:00:35,769 He's probably loading up Power Cards for his kids 1619 01:00:35,803 --> 01:00:37,638 at Dave and Buster's right now. 1620 01:00:37,671 --> 01:00:39,073 No, he wouldn't do that to me. 1621 01:00:39,106 --> 01:00:42,743 Just saying, he doesn't care about you or this place. 1622 01:00:42,776 --> 01:00:44,245 He never did. 1623 01:00:44,278 --> 01:00:45,179 He'll be here. 1624 01:00:45,212 --> 01:00:47,047 -HADLEY: ...I-O-N. -[CELL PHONE VIBRATES] 1625 01:00:47,081 --> 01:00:49,116 -Cushion. -JUDGE: That's correct. 1626 01:00:49,150 --> 01:00:50,651 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1627 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:56,323 [SOFTLY] Hey. Psst. Psst. 1628 01:00:56,357 --> 01:00:57,526 How many rounds is this? 1629 01:00:57,559 --> 01:00:58,926 -How many rounds? -Yeah. 1630 01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,995 Well, they just keep going until there's only one kid left. 1631 01:01:01,028 --> 01:01:02,531 -[JUDGE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] -[SIGHS] 1632 01:01:02,564 --> 01:01:04,198 Have you not been to a spelling bee before? 1633 01:01:04,231 --> 01:01:06,800 [WHISPERING] They didn't have them when I was in school. 1634 01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:08,269 [WHISPERING] I think they had them. 1635 01:01:08,302 --> 01:01:10,404 I think maybe, just, you weren't in them. 1636 01:01:10,437 --> 01:01:11,805 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1637 01:01:13,841 --> 01:01:15,510 Hey, I got to run to the bathroom. 1638 01:01:15,544 --> 01:01:17,211 -Will you watch my seat? -Watch it? 1639 01:01:17,244 --> 01:01:19,146 -Yeah, just make sure no one... -Hey, when you come back, 1640 01:01:19,180 --> 01:01:21,749 instead of sitting there, why don't you come up front, 1641 01:01:21,782 --> 01:01:23,518 sit next to your guy right here. 1642 01:01:23,552 --> 01:01:24,852 Uh... 1643 01:01:25,886 --> 01:01:27,321 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I'll meet you in there. 1644 01:01:27,354 --> 01:01:28,989 -[CHUCKLING] -[JUDGE SHUSHES] 1645 01:01:29,023 --> 01:01:30,559 WOMAN: You got a little something. 1646 01:01:30,592 --> 01:01:31,959 Wow. Whoa. 1647 01:01:31,992 --> 01:01:33,127 -[AIR HORN BLOWS] -[CROWD GASPING] 1648 01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:36,497 Never fear, your Salesman of the Year is here! 1649 01:01:36,531 --> 01:01:37,666 WOMAN 2: All right, Nate! 1650 01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:40,467 -That's my guy! -NATE: That's me. His guy. 1651 01:01:40,501 --> 01:01:42,002 This is awesome. I'm so excited. 1652 01:01:42,036 --> 01:01:43,538 Let's get going because I don't have a ton of time. 1653 01:01:43,572 --> 01:01:46,440 Where do you have to be that's more important than this? 1654 01:01:46,473 --> 01:01:47,609 [CLICKS TONGUE] 1655 01:01:47,642 --> 01:01:49,578 Nowhere. I got nowhere to be! 1656 01:01:49,611 --> 01:01:50,778 I got nowhere to be. All right? 1657 01:01:50,811 --> 01:01:51,879 I'm just, like, excited. 1658 01:01:51,912 --> 01:01:53,615 -All right. -Chill. Bring it down. 1659 01:01:53,648 --> 01:01:55,382 I got to introduce you to the manager 1660 01:01:55,416 --> 01:01:56,717 of our Cool Springs dealership. 1661 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:58,520 He's been dying to meet you. 1662 01:01:58,553 --> 01:01:59,954 All right, yeah. I can't wait. 1663 01:01:59,987 --> 01:02:01,222 -Let's go. -DAN: Yeah. 1664 01:02:02,591 --> 01:02:04,191 -Mike Vanderholden. -Hey. 1665 01:02:04,225 --> 01:02:05,125 Is it true 1666 01:02:05,159 --> 01:02:07,494 -that you know Mr. Wonderful? -Huh? 1667 01:02:07,529 --> 01:02:09,263 DAN: Yeah, I was telling him how you were on Shark Tank. 1668 01:02:09,296 --> 01:02:11,031 Man, you got to give me his number. 1669 01:02:11,065 --> 01:02:14,034 I have a killer invention that I need to pitch to him. 1670 01:02:14,068 --> 01:02:16,538 Yeah, I don't... I... I don't really know them. 1671 01:02:16,571 --> 01:02:17,606 I was on one episode. 1672 01:02:17,639 --> 01:02:18,839 MIKE: Listen, don't hold out on me. 1673 01:02:18,872 --> 01:02:20,374 I'm gonna give you a piece of the pie, my man. 1674 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:21,543 I don't want a piece. 1675 01:02:21,576 --> 01:02:23,612 -Judicious. -[BELL DINGS] 1676 01:02:23,645 --> 01:02:25,379 I'm sorry but that is incorrect. 1677 01:02:25,946 --> 01:02:27,781 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1678 01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:31,185 MIKE: Let me get your LinkedIn, then, 1679 01:02:31,218 --> 01:02:32,920 and I'll just find the sharks through that. 1680 01:02:32,953 --> 01:02:34,623 You're going to find the sharks through LinkedIn. 1681 01:02:34,656 --> 01:02:35,889 I don't have... I don't have LinkedIn. 1682 01:02:35,923 --> 01:02:38,058 I thought you said this guy was cool, man. 1683 01:02:38,092 --> 01:02:39,093 -All right. -DAN: Yeah. 1684 01:02:39,126 --> 01:02:40,294 -Dan, can we get this going? -Yeah. 1685 01:02:40,327 --> 01:02:42,830 -Hey, uh, one second. Hey. -Yeah, no problem. 1686 01:02:42,863 --> 01:02:44,699 You're acting crazy right now. Okay? 1687 01:02:44,733 --> 01:02:45,833 So I just want to check in. 1688 01:02:45,866 --> 01:02:47,401 I'm just excited about the speech. 1689 01:02:47,434 --> 01:02:48,235 I just want to do the speech. 1690 01:02:48,269 --> 01:02:49,403 I don't want to forget it, you know? 1691 01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:50,170 Great. 1692 01:02:50,204 --> 01:02:51,839 -Good, good, good. -All right. 1693 01:02:51,872 --> 01:02:53,007 [BELL DINGS] 1694 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,942 I'm so sorry, but that is incorrect. 1695 01:02:54,975 --> 01:02:56,210 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1696 01:02:57,679 --> 01:03:02,283 And with that, we are down to our final two contestants. 1697 01:03:02,316 --> 01:03:03,450 First up... 1698 01:03:04,451 --> 01:03:05,620 Hadley Wilcox. 1699 01:03:05,654 --> 01:03:06,521 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 1700 01:03:11,959 --> 01:03:15,029 JUDGE: Your word is "diphtheria." 1701 01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:18,132 HADLEY: Uh... 1702 01:03:21,468 --> 01:03:23,070 Can you please repeat the word? 1703 01:03:24,405 --> 01:03:25,806 JUDGE: Diphtheria. 1704 01:03:26,473 --> 01:03:28,375 HADLEY: Diphtheria. 1705 01:03:28,409 --> 01:03:29,977 [SCATTERED CLAPPING] 1706 01:03:30,010 --> 01:03:31,912 NATE: There it is. 1707 01:03:31,945 --> 01:03:34,114 -[ALL CHEERING] -Thank you. 1708 01:03:34,148 --> 01:03:35,349 Thank you. 1709 01:03:35,382 --> 01:03:37,351 I don't have a lot of time, so I'm going to make this quick. 1710 01:03:37,384 --> 01:03:39,953 Uh, a lot of people want to say that dads can't have it all, 1711 01:03:39,987 --> 01:03:42,590 and I'm here to say that's not true. 1712 01:03:42,624 --> 01:03:45,359 -[SCATTERED APPLAUSE] -Yes! [EXCLAIMS] 1713 01:03:45,392 --> 01:03:48,262 Look, it's amazing to win Salesman of the Year, it is. 1714 01:03:48,295 --> 01:03:50,864 But the real prize will be when I go home, 1715 01:03:50,898 --> 01:03:52,634 and I open that front door, 1716 01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:54,168 and I hold up these tickets 1717 01:03:54,201 --> 01:03:57,338 and see the looks on my kids' faces! 1718 01:04:02,910 --> 01:04:05,913 Uh, all right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 1719 01:04:05,946 --> 01:04:07,615 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1720 01:04:08,817 --> 01:04:09,950 Wow. Isn't he the best? 1721 01:04:09,983 --> 01:04:12,019 Now, this, uh, this vehicle is for sale. 1722 01:04:13,053 --> 01:04:14,421 -What happened? -I lost, Dad. 1723 01:04:14,455 --> 01:04:15,956 And you would have known that if you hadn't left me 1724 01:04:15,989 --> 01:04:17,057 in the middle of the competition. 1725 01:04:17,091 --> 01:04:18,560 I was going to come back. 1726 01:04:18,593 --> 01:04:20,695 -I thought I could make it... -Well, you didn't! You didn't. 1727 01:04:20,729 --> 01:04:21,929 Hadley, it's going to be okay. 1728 01:04:21,962 --> 01:04:23,197 There's going to be other spelling bees... 1729 01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:25,132 I don't even care that I didn't win! 1730 01:04:25,165 --> 01:04:26,768 I just wanted you to be there. 1731 01:04:26,801 --> 01:04:27,935 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1732 01:04:27,968 --> 01:04:29,503 You told me not to put all my self-worth 1733 01:04:29,537 --> 01:04:30,672 into a dumb contest, 1734 01:04:30,705 --> 01:04:32,106 but look at where you are right now. 1735 01:04:33,874 --> 01:04:35,543 I just want to go home. 1736 01:04:35,577 --> 01:04:37,978 Please, just take me home. 1737 01:04:38,011 --> 01:04:40,849 Okay. All right. Let's go home. Where's Gracie? 1738 01:04:40,881 --> 01:04:42,883 She had study group after school today. 1739 01:04:42,916 --> 01:04:44,418 Why do I know that and you don't? 1740 01:04:44,451 --> 01:04:47,522 Yeah. What happened to "you tell me, and I'll remember"? 1741 01:04:48,523 --> 01:04:50,023 [DOOR OPENS] 1742 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,596 Come on! Let's go set up karaoke. 1743 01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:55,630 [DOOR CLOSES] 1744 01:04:57,632 --> 01:04:59,099 Hey, come on! 1745 01:04:59,133 --> 01:05:01,636 Your kids will still be mad at you later! 1746 01:05:04,071 --> 01:05:05,640 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1747 01:05:05,673 --> 01:05:07,040 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1748 01:05:07,074 --> 01:05:09,910 KEEGAN: Looks like they're having some fun. 1749 01:05:10,745 --> 01:05:12,146 -You know these kids? -[NATE SIGHS] 1750 01:05:16,518 --> 01:05:18,285 Are you kidding? 1751 01:05:19,453 --> 01:05:20,588 What is happening? 1752 01:05:20,622 --> 01:05:21,856 Hey, Nate. What's up? 1753 01:05:21,890 --> 01:05:24,158 Throwing yourself a little birthday party? 1754 01:05:24,191 --> 01:05:25,292 What? 1755 01:05:29,062 --> 01:05:30,765 Go upstairs. Go upstairs. 1756 01:05:30,799 --> 01:05:32,700 [LAUGHTER] 1757 01:05:35,770 --> 01:05:37,137 -Gracie! -GRACIE: Dad? 1758 01:05:37,171 --> 01:05:38,205 You're supposed to be at your 1759 01:05:38,238 --> 01:05:39,239 work party for, like, another hour. 1760 01:05:39,273 --> 01:05:40,374 -What are you doing? -NATE: My bad. 1761 01:05:40,407 --> 01:05:42,176 Am I ruining your "study group"? 1762 01:05:42,209 --> 01:05:45,078 And what are you doing here? She's wearing a turtleneck. 1763 01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:46,815 [STUTTERING] Turtlenecks are fire. 1764 01:05:46,848 --> 01:05:47,849 What? 1765 01:05:47,882 --> 01:05:50,518 Oh, my God. [SCOFFS] So embarrassing. 1766 01:05:50,552 --> 01:05:51,586 NATE: Gracie! 1767 01:05:52,252 --> 01:05:53,287 Gracie. 1768 01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:54,388 Gracie! Hey! 1769 01:05:55,255 --> 01:05:56,457 We need to talk about this. 1770 01:05:56,490 --> 01:05:58,325 You're not supposed to be at home alone with boys. 1771 01:05:58,358 --> 01:05:59,993 That's not what the "Dad era" is about. 1772 01:06:00,027 --> 01:06:01,195 It is not about lying. 1773 01:06:01,228 --> 01:06:03,898 No. It's about keeping us busy with shortcuts 1774 01:06:03,932 --> 01:06:05,365 so you can keep doing whatever you want! 1775 01:06:05,399 --> 01:06:07,669 And, by the way, it is about lying, 1776 01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:09,838 because Mom doesn't even know you went back to work! 1777 01:06:09,871 --> 01:06:11,004 Gracie, that doesn't even... 1778 01:06:11,038 --> 01:06:13,106 Yeah. I'm going to slam my door now. 1779 01:06:13,608 --> 01:06:14,809 [DOOR SLAMS] 1780 01:06:14,843 --> 01:06:16,310 Nate, you need to come outside. 1781 01:06:16,343 --> 01:06:18,813 -Not right now. -No, right now! 1782 01:06:18,847 --> 01:06:20,981 -What? -[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1783 01:06:21,014 --> 01:06:22,617 And bring a shovel. 1784 01:06:24,519 --> 01:06:26,019 Poor fella. 1785 01:06:26,721 --> 01:06:27,889 Oh, my gosh. 1786 01:06:27,922 --> 01:06:29,624 -What am I going to do? -[EXHALES] 1787 01:06:29,657 --> 01:06:31,124 NATE: I can't let Sam see this. 1788 01:06:31,158 --> 01:06:33,026 Let's pull it over by the neighbor's trash can. 1789 01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:34,094 Trash day's tomorrow. 1790 01:06:34,127 --> 01:06:35,395 Pretty sure tomorrow is recycling... 1791 01:06:35,429 --> 01:06:37,532 -Just grab a hoof! -Grabbing a hoof. 1792 01:06:40,133 --> 01:06:41,803 -[CINNAMON NEIGHING] -[EXCLAIMS] It's alive! 1793 01:06:41,836 --> 01:06:44,004 NATE: Whoa, whoa! It's alive! 1794 01:06:44,037 --> 01:06:46,608 Down, down! Down! Be bigger than him! 1795 01:06:46,641 --> 01:06:48,242 [BOTH EXCLAIMING] 1796 01:06:48,710 --> 01:06:50,210 NATE: Easy! Whoa! 1797 01:06:50,244 --> 01:06:52,446 -Not in there! Not in there! -[EXCLAIMING] No! 1798 01:06:52,479 --> 01:06:53,413 [THUDS] 1799 01:06:54,983 --> 01:06:56,518 GIRL 1: Oh, my God! GIRL 2: What? 1800 01:06:56,551 --> 01:06:58,920 -[KIDS PANICKING] -BOY: Oh, shoot, we gotta go. 1801 01:06:58,953 --> 01:06:59,988 GIRL 3: Watch out! 1802 01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:01,154 GIRL 4: Oh, my God. We have to run. 1803 01:07:01,188 --> 01:07:02,524 Move, move, move. 1804 01:07:02,557 --> 01:07:04,726 -GIRL 5: Oh, my gosh! -[KIDS CLAMORING] 1805 01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:08,663 NATE: Hey, come on, Cinnamon. 1806 01:07:09,263 --> 01:07:10,765 [CINNAMON WHINNIES] 1807 01:07:10,798 --> 01:07:12,165 -[EXCLAIMS] -Oh, no. 1808 01:07:12,199 --> 01:07:14,134 -[CINNAMON WHINNIES] -[CLATTERING] 1809 01:07:17,005 --> 01:07:18,806 -[EXCLAIMS] -GRACIE: Dad, what's happening? 1810 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,207 Well, the horse was lying down, 1811 01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,944 dead in the back and now it's alive! 1812 01:07:22,977 --> 01:07:25,013 Dad, horses sleep laying down. 1813 01:07:25,045 --> 01:07:27,314 Cinnamon, come here. 1814 01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:30,217 -It's okay. Come here. -[CINNAMON GRUNTS] 1815 01:07:31,819 --> 01:07:32,887 Good job. 1816 01:07:32,921 --> 01:07:34,689 -Give me that. -Hey. 1817 01:07:34,722 --> 01:07:36,958 Hey, Cinnamon. I got some pizza. 1818 01:07:36,991 --> 01:07:38,026 Come here, Cinnamon. 1819 01:07:38,058 --> 01:07:40,093 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -[CLATTERING] 1820 01:07:41,495 --> 01:07:42,564 Oh, no! 1821 01:07:43,898 --> 01:07:45,833 -[GASPS] -I can fix that. 1822 01:07:45,867 --> 01:07:47,702 Hey. Hey, Cinnamon. 1823 01:07:47,735 --> 01:07:51,104 -Come here. Here we go. -No! Dad! He'll run away! 1824 01:07:51,138 --> 01:07:53,073 -Watch out. -NATE: Come on. 1825 01:07:54,876 --> 01:07:56,010 Stop. Stop! No! 1826 01:07:56,044 --> 01:07:58,178 No! No! No! [SIGHS] 1827 01:07:58,211 --> 01:07:59,581 Cinnamon, stop! 1828 01:08:02,784 --> 01:08:04,117 GRACIE: I'm sorry, Sam. 1829 01:08:09,389 --> 01:08:11,626 -[NATE GRUNTS] -[THUDDING] 1830 01:08:12,259 --> 01:08:13,962 [WOODEN BEAMS CREAKING] 1831 01:08:13,995 --> 01:08:15,697 HADLEY: Dad, look out! NATE: Whoa! 1832 01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:24,237 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1833 01:08:24,271 --> 01:08:25,405 [NATE EXCLAIMING] 1834 01:08:31,144 --> 01:08:33,681 -[COUGHING] -Are you okay? 1835 01:08:33,715 --> 01:08:34,515 SAM: Yeah. 1836 01:08:34,549 --> 01:08:35,516 GRACIE: It's okay. It's all right. 1837 01:08:37,752 --> 01:08:38,753 [KEEGAN SIGHS] 1838 01:08:39,887 --> 01:08:41,355 Horses, right? 1839 01:08:43,423 --> 01:08:46,126 -I can fix this. -[CELL PHONE RINGING] 1840 01:08:49,129 --> 01:08:50,732 -Hey, honey. -KATIE: Hey, hon. 1841 01:08:50,765 --> 01:08:52,634 I have fantastic news. 1842 01:08:52,667 --> 01:08:55,135 So Lori was able to move a few things around 1843 01:08:55,168 --> 01:08:56,203 in her schedule, 1844 01:08:56,236 --> 01:08:57,538 and she will be with me tomorrow 1845 01:08:57,572 --> 01:08:59,040 for the live stream from the house. 1846 01:08:59,073 --> 01:09:00,474 NATE: Live stream? At our house? 1847 01:09:00,508 --> 01:09:01,509 Yeah. 1848 01:09:01,542 --> 01:09:02,877 Lori thought it would be the best place to do it 1849 01:09:02,910 --> 01:09:04,979 because it's where the original Star Minder was built. 1850 01:09:05,013 --> 01:09:06,080 It's all in the calendar. 1851 01:09:06,114 --> 01:09:07,280 NATE: Yeah, I saw it. 1852 01:09:07,314 --> 01:09:10,051 Just, tomorrow snuck up on me real fast. 1853 01:09:10,084 --> 01:09:11,184 KATIE: [CHUCKLES] Okay. 1854 01:09:11,218 --> 01:09:13,588 You finally get what my life is like. 1855 01:09:13,621 --> 01:09:15,523 Oh, um, just make sure to do a quick vacuum, 1856 01:09:15,556 --> 01:09:16,958 because we land around noon. 1857 01:09:16,991 --> 01:09:18,693 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll... that'll help. 1858 01:09:18,726 --> 01:09:20,928 KATIE: And babe, thank you so much 1859 01:09:20,962 --> 01:09:22,030 for staying home this last month 1860 01:09:22,063 --> 01:09:23,330 and taking care of the house. 1861 01:09:23,363 --> 01:09:25,833 I could not have done any of this without you. 1862 01:09:25,867 --> 01:09:26,901 I love you so much. 1863 01:09:26,934 --> 01:09:28,002 I love you, too. 1864 01:09:28,036 --> 01:09:29,302 - KATIE: Okay, bye. -Yeah. 1865 01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:30,605 [SOFTLY] Oh, man. 1866 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,574 [GROANING] 1867 01:09:34,776 --> 01:09:35,643 [GRUNTS] 1868 01:09:36,611 --> 01:09:37,578 Oh, man. 1869 01:09:37,612 --> 01:09:40,682 -[DISTORTED CHIME] -[NATE EXHALES] 1870 01:09:41,448 --> 01:09:42,950 Little late, calendar. 1871 01:09:42,984 --> 01:09:44,351 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1872 01:09:44,384 --> 01:09:46,688 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1873 01:09:49,724 --> 01:09:52,860 I just thought everyone could get what they wanted. 1874 01:09:52,894 --> 01:09:56,396 No. You thought you could get what you wanted. 1875 01:09:59,167 --> 01:10:02,436 [SIGHS] God, man... 1876 01:10:03,705 --> 01:10:06,406 Yeah, look at this. I don't even... 1877 01:10:09,577 --> 01:10:10,845 Oh, no. 1878 01:10:13,715 --> 01:10:14,949 [SUCKS TEETH] 1879 01:10:17,350 --> 01:10:19,386 I need to fix this. 1880 01:10:19,419 --> 01:10:21,455 [SIGHS] I just don't know where to start. 1881 01:10:22,023 --> 01:10:23,991 Then start there. 1882 01:10:24,025 --> 01:10:27,028 Hey, you think I know how I'm going to fix your roof? 1883 01:10:27,061 --> 01:10:28,629 I hope so. 1884 01:10:28,663 --> 01:10:29,664 Well, I don't. 1885 01:10:30,898 --> 01:10:31,966 But you know what? 1886 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:35,703 I'm going to keep showing up. 1887 01:10:35,737 --> 01:10:37,638 And yeah, it's going to take forever. 1888 01:10:37,672 --> 01:10:40,307 And it'll be super hard and cost a ton, 1889 01:10:40,340 --> 01:10:42,442 and I might fail. 1890 01:10:42,476 --> 01:10:45,947 But sometimes we have to do the difficult things 1891 01:10:46,514 --> 01:10:48,315 for the ones we love. 1892 01:10:55,388 --> 01:10:56,991 I love you, too? 1893 01:11:03,497 --> 01:11:05,332 Hey, this is fun, huh? 1894 01:11:05,365 --> 01:11:08,335 A little campout in the living room. 1895 01:11:08,368 --> 01:11:11,072 Roasting s'mores on an open flame. 1896 01:11:11,105 --> 01:11:12,874 -It's a space heater. -Okay. 1897 01:11:12,907 --> 01:11:15,943 The marshmallows are melting all over the carpet. 1898 01:11:15,977 --> 01:11:18,278 Oh, that doesn't matter. 1899 01:11:18,311 --> 01:11:21,048 This carpet's not going to stay. 1900 01:11:22,415 --> 01:11:23,751 None of this matters. 1901 01:11:23,785 --> 01:11:26,020 I mean, what matters is we're spending time together. 1902 01:11:26,053 --> 01:11:27,320 Dad, our house is wrecked. 1903 01:11:27,354 --> 01:11:28,421 I don't have a bedroom. 1904 01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:31,058 Yeah. It's bad. 1905 01:11:31,092 --> 01:11:33,661 I mean, it's the most bad. Okay? 1906 01:11:33,694 --> 01:11:35,797 But we're going to get through this. 1907 01:11:35,830 --> 01:11:38,065 Like families do. Right? 1908 01:11:41,269 --> 01:11:43,805 Hey, look, I... I know what this needs. 1909 01:11:43,838 --> 01:11:46,406 -It needs a campfire story. -Space heater story. 1910 01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:49,409 Okay. A space heater story. 1911 01:11:49,442 --> 01:11:51,612 And this one's true. All right? 1912 01:11:51,646 --> 01:11:53,281 This happened a long time ago. 1913 01:11:53,313 --> 01:11:56,918 So there was this house in the mountains. 1914 01:11:56,951 --> 01:11:59,053 And this family is sitting in the living room. 1915 01:11:59,086 --> 01:12:01,589 And they look out the window and they see a bear. 1916 01:12:02,223 --> 01:12:03,891 Just a cute bear. 1917 01:12:03,925 --> 01:12:05,425 And they're excited. 1918 01:12:05,458 --> 01:12:08,830 Except that every time it gets a little closer, 1919 01:12:08,863 --> 01:12:10,463 the bear gets bigger. 1920 01:12:10,497 --> 01:12:13,400 And bigger, and bigger, and bigger. 1921 01:12:13,433 --> 01:12:16,336 And then that's when they realize this is not a cute bear. 1922 01:12:16,369 --> 01:12:17,738 This is a grizzly bear. 1923 01:12:17,772 --> 01:12:19,207 And then it comes inside the house 1924 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:20,675 and starts tearing everything apart. 1925 01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:22,677 I mean, it's way worse than a horse could do. 1926 01:12:22,710 --> 01:12:24,645 And so it's going through and it's tearing stuff apart. 1927 01:12:24,679 --> 01:12:27,014 -The family's trapped. -Did everyone live? 1928 01:12:27,048 --> 01:12:28,381 What? Yeah... Oh. 1929 01:12:28,415 --> 01:12:30,284 Yes. Yeah. No. Come here. 1930 01:12:30,318 --> 01:12:32,186 Yes. Yes. No. 1931 01:12:32,220 --> 01:12:34,288 Everyone lived. You know, everyone. 1932 01:12:34,322 --> 01:12:35,422 No one lived. 1933 01:12:35,455 --> 01:12:37,357 There's no way they could have lived. 1934 01:12:37,390 --> 01:12:38,893 -A bear got... -SAM: I heard that. 1935 01:12:38,926 --> 01:12:40,328 -How did you hear it? -[GIRLS GIGGLING] 1936 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,429 How did you hear it? 1937 01:12:42,897 --> 01:12:44,632 I'm... All right. 1938 01:12:44,665 --> 01:12:47,268 I knew that wasn't a real story. 1939 01:12:47,301 --> 01:12:48,636 You're right. 1940 01:12:49,203 --> 01:12:50,403 It wasn't. 1941 01:12:52,405 --> 01:12:53,908 Can I just tell you... 1942 01:12:55,176 --> 01:12:57,845 that you girls are awesome? 1943 01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:03,251 And I am so sorry for pretty much messing up everything. 1944 01:13:03,284 --> 01:13:05,353 What do you mean? You got me a horse. 1945 01:13:05,385 --> 01:13:06,654 Yeah. 1946 01:13:06,687 --> 01:13:08,488 But that's because I didn't talk 1947 01:13:08,522 --> 01:13:11,192 about personal space and bubbles. 1948 01:13:11,225 --> 01:13:12,260 What? 1949 01:13:12,293 --> 01:13:14,028 Yeah, we got to figure that out. 1950 01:13:15,428 --> 01:13:16,797 Hadley, aw, man, 1951 01:13:16,831 --> 01:13:19,233 I should've never left that spelling bee. 1952 01:13:19,267 --> 01:13:22,370 It was, as you would say, 1953 01:13:22,402 --> 01:13:25,640 I-N-X... 1954 01:13:25,673 --> 01:13:27,275 Are you trying to spell "inexcusable"? 1955 01:13:27,308 --> 01:13:29,442 Yeah. Ah, you're so smart. 1956 01:13:30,211 --> 01:13:31,444 And Gracie, 1957 01:13:31,478 --> 01:13:33,614 I can't even be mad at you for throwing that party. 1958 01:13:33,648 --> 01:13:34,849 You shouldn't have done it. 1959 01:13:36,117 --> 01:13:37,685 But you were just following 1960 01:13:37,718 --> 01:13:39,153 the bad example that I was setting. 1961 01:13:40,788 --> 01:13:44,625 I'm not the dad I want to be. All right? 1962 01:13:44,659 --> 01:13:47,528 And the truth is it's because I've never worked at it. 1963 01:13:47,561 --> 01:13:50,765 Loving you three came just so easily, you know? 1964 01:13:50,798 --> 01:13:52,533 And I thought that was enough. 1965 01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:54,535 But it's not. 1966 01:13:55,136 --> 01:13:56,469 You got to put in work. 1967 01:13:56,503 --> 01:13:57,772 And it's real work. 1968 01:13:59,106 --> 01:14:01,242 Your mom's always known that. 1969 01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:02,810 She's going to kill you. 1970 01:14:02,843 --> 01:14:03,945 Yeah. 1971 01:14:05,046 --> 01:14:06,047 Well... 1972 01:14:07,515 --> 01:14:09,116 Not if I can fix this. 1973 01:14:09,150 --> 01:14:10,151 How are you going to do that? 1974 01:14:11,052 --> 01:14:12,019 [SIGHS] 1975 01:14:17,358 --> 01:14:18,726 I'm a salesman. 1976 01:14:20,194 --> 01:14:21,228 I'll sell. 1977 01:14:22,163 --> 01:14:23,364 I'm going to sell harder 1978 01:14:23,397 --> 01:14:26,000 than I've ever sold in my entire life. 1979 01:14:31,405 --> 01:14:33,207 -Hey. -What do you want? 1980 01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,109 I got a big favor to ask. 1981 01:14:35,142 --> 01:14:37,311 I'm kind of in a tough spot. 1982 01:14:37,345 --> 01:14:40,715 Uh, I know we haven't seen eye-to-eye at work all the time, 1983 01:14:40,748 --> 01:14:42,717 and, uh, I do respect you, 1984 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,518 and you might not think I respect you 1985 01:14:44,552 --> 01:14:46,454 by all the things that I've said at work. 1986 01:14:46,486 --> 01:14:48,456 But disrespect is respect. 1987 01:14:48,488 --> 01:14:49,790 It's the same word. 1988 01:14:49,824 --> 01:14:51,726 It's just got the "dis" in front of it. 1989 01:14:51,759 --> 01:14:54,562 But the "dis" is, if you take it away... 1990 01:14:54,595 --> 01:14:55,830 Huh? We got... 1991 01:14:55,863 --> 01:14:57,598 It's all respect. And that's, uh... 1992 01:14:57,631 --> 01:14:59,900 What do you need? 1993 01:14:59,934 --> 01:15:04,605 I need to borrow your house. Just for tomorrow. 1994 01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:06,407 And in exchange, 1995 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:09,977 I'm willing to give you my Titan tickets. 1996 01:15:10,011 --> 01:15:11,846 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 1997 01:15:11,879 --> 01:15:12,880 Really? 1998 01:15:13,314 --> 01:15:14,515 Yeah. 1999 01:15:15,216 --> 01:15:16,217 Wow. 2000 01:15:17,451 --> 01:15:20,154 Honestly, I never thought I'd see the day. 2001 01:15:20,187 --> 01:15:22,356 You know, Nate, I know how hard it was for you 2002 01:15:22,390 --> 01:15:24,592 to work up the courage to say that. 2003 01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:27,595 I saw you practicing on my Ring camera. 2004 01:15:27,628 --> 01:15:29,263 It takes a real man to ask for help. 2005 01:15:29,296 --> 01:15:32,433 That kind of honesty, that kind of vulnerability, 2006 01:15:32,466 --> 01:15:34,335 it's inspiring, man. It really is. 2007 01:15:34,368 --> 01:15:35,403 Thank you. 2008 01:15:35,436 --> 01:15:37,138 I want to help you. 2009 01:15:37,171 --> 01:15:38,439 That's such a relief, man. 2010 01:15:38,472 --> 01:15:40,207 Psych! 2011 01:15:40,241 --> 01:15:42,243 NATE: Come on, man. Don't close the blinds on me. 2012 01:15:42,276 --> 01:15:43,411 Come on! 2013 01:15:43,444 --> 01:15:45,246 Peyton, I need those tickets. 2014 01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:46,280 -Peyton! -[KNOCKING ON DOOR] 2015 01:15:48,549 --> 01:15:50,384 I need to use your house. 2016 01:15:50,418 --> 01:15:51,385 What? 2017 01:15:51,419 --> 01:15:52,453 I don't have time to explain, dude. 2018 01:15:52,486 --> 01:15:53,554 Just consider it payback 2019 01:15:53,587 --> 01:15:55,524 for when you used mine as a kids' hotel. 2020 01:15:55,556 --> 01:15:57,324 I... I'm sorry. You mean the sleepover? 2021 01:15:57,358 --> 01:16:01,028 Let's not get caught up in the details, all right? 2022 01:16:01,062 --> 01:16:04,632 Do you realize how awful you've been to me? 2023 01:16:04,665 --> 01:16:07,068 You... you haven't responded to a single text message 2024 01:16:07,101 --> 01:16:08,102 that I've sent you. 2025 01:16:08,135 --> 01:16:10,771 I invited you to play disc golf again. Nothing. 2026 01:16:10,805 --> 01:16:12,907 Goat yoga, no response. 2027 01:16:12,940 --> 01:16:14,742 So no, you don't get to use the house. 2028 01:16:14,775 --> 01:16:16,077 -What? -There's no house. 2029 01:16:16,110 --> 01:16:17,578 -What? Hey, hey. -Yeah. 2030 01:16:21,082 --> 01:16:22,216 I'm sorry. 2031 01:16:25,052 --> 01:16:26,053 What? 2032 01:16:27,088 --> 01:16:28,856 I want to hang out. 2033 01:16:28,889 --> 01:16:30,591 You know, we're two stay-at-home dads. 2034 01:16:30,624 --> 01:16:33,994 We have more in common than I even realize. 2035 01:16:34,028 --> 01:16:35,162 You're serious? 2036 01:16:35,564 --> 01:16:36,964 Completely. 2037 01:16:36,997 --> 01:16:39,433 Because none of the other dads have ever hung out with me. 2038 01:16:39,467 --> 01:16:40,935 I bet they haven't... 2039 01:16:42,603 --> 01:16:44,271 but I'm... I'm not the other dads. 2040 01:16:45,639 --> 01:16:48,109 [INHALES] Can I shake your hand? 2041 01:16:48,809 --> 01:16:50,611 Sure, I guess. Uh... 2042 01:16:50,644 --> 01:16:52,847 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 2043 01:16:53,647 --> 01:16:56,750 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 2044 01:16:58,619 --> 01:17:00,087 That feels good. 2045 01:17:01,122 --> 01:17:02,156 [WATCH BEEPING] 2046 01:17:04,425 --> 01:17:05,459 Oh, no. 2047 01:17:05,493 --> 01:17:07,228 Oh. Oh, God. 2048 01:17:07,261 --> 01:17:08,563 [SOBS] I'm going to let you use the house. 2049 01:17:08,597 --> 01:17:10,664 Oh. Thank you, buddy. 2050 01:17:10,698 --> 01:17:12,900 [CONOR SOBBING] 2051 01:17:12,933 --> 01:17:14,335 Oh, man. 2052 01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:16,670 All right, everybody. 2053 01:17:16,704 --> 01:17:19,073 The challenge ahead of us is simple. 2054 01:17:19,106 --> 01:17:20,975 We have to make this house look like our house 2055 01:17:21,008 --> 01:17:23,677 so Mom's live stream goes off without a hitch. 2056 01:17:23,711 --> 01:17:25,246 -Dad! Wake up. -[GASPS] 2057 01:17:25,279 --> 01:17:27,214 I was listening. I just had my eyes closed. 2058 01:17:27,248 --> 01:17:29,250 Why are you here? I texted Mom to come. 2059 01:17:29,283 --> 01:17:32,052 Well, she sent me. Said maybe I'd learn something. 2060 01:17:32,086 --> 01:17:33,921 Whatever that means. [CHUCKLES] 2061 01:17:34,989 --> 01:17:35,990 Okay. 2062 01:17:36,023 --> 01:17:38,058 My plan is five simple steps 2063 01:17:38,092 --> 01:17:40,794 that require perfect cooperation. 2064 01:17:40,828 --> 01:17:43,197 -Step one, interception. -[ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING] 2065 01:17:43,898 --> 01:17:45,266 We have to make sure 2066 01:17:45,299 --> 01:17:47,334 the car that picks up Mom and Lori from the airport 2067 01:17:47,368 --> 01:17:49,638 is a car that we control. 2068 01:17:49,670 --> 01:17:52,840 Would either of you ladies care for a pistachio? 2069 01:17:52,873 --> 01:17:55,109 NATE: Step two, misdirection. 2070 01:17:55,142 --> 01:17:57,678 We need to divert the live stream camera crew 2071 01:17:57,711 --> 01:17:59,313 and send them here. 2072 01:17:59,346 --> 01:18:01,115 You're looking for the Wilcoxes? 2073 01:18:01,148 --> 01:18:03,784 Well, they moved, but I can give you the address. 2074 01:18:04,852 --> 01:18:07,288 NATE: Step three, deception. 2075 01:18:07,321 --> 01:18:10,224 Conor's house needs to look like we live in it, 2076 01:18:10,257 --> 01:18:13,194 which means our photos, our things, 2077 01:18:13,227 --> 01:18:15,863 and our general level of messiness. 2078 01:18:15,896 --> 01:18:17,998 Step four, affection. 2079 01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:19,967 And this is crucial, girls. 2080 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,571 I need you to lay it on thick for these cameras. 2081 01:18:22,604 --> 01:18:24,838 I will keep comfortable eye contact. 2082 01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:26,941 And by the end of the live stream, 2083 01:18:26,974 --> 01:18:28,643 we will reach step five. 2084 01:18:28,677 --> 01:18:31,178 Happily ever after. 2085 01:18:31,212 --> 01:18:32,413 Mom will come home, 2086 01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:35,550 see what we've all done to help make her dreams come true. 2087 01:18:35,584 --> 01:18:37,151 And everything will be okay. 2088 01:18:37,184 --> 01:18:39,954 The Star Minder will be a huge hit... 2089 01:18:39,987 --> 01:18:41,722 Wait, why am I there? 2090 01:18:41,755 --> 01:18:44,024 What? What? 2091 01:18:44,058 --> 01:18:47,094 Maybe that was just in my imagination. 2092 01:18:47,127 --> 01:18:50,130 -Never mind. -Okay. I think we got it. 2093 01:18:51,098 --> 01:18:52,866 Let's go! 2094 01:18:52,900 --> 01:18:55,135 PILOT: All right, folks, welcome to Nashville. 2095 01:18:55,169 --> 01:18:57,771 We should have you all to the gate anytime now. 2096 01:18:57,805 --> 01:18:59,240 There's a little bit of congestion over at the runway, 2097 01:18:59,273 --> 01:19:02,476 but good news, we've got you in a little bit early today. 2098 01:19:02,510 --> 01:19:04,512 -Oh. -I'm gonna text the driver 2099 01:19:04,546 --> 01:19:05,714 -and let him know. -Great. 2100 01:19:05,746 --> 01:19:06,814 [HAMMERING] 2101 01:19:12,721 --> 01:19:14,788 All right. Everybody's doing great! 2102 01:19:14,822 --> 01:19:16,357 Ugh, is this going to be on camera? 2103 01:19:16,390 --> 01:19:17,458 Look at my hair, Dad. 2104 01:19:17,491 --> 01:19:18,627 That's... That's disgusting. 2105 01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:20,194 -That's gross. -Less talky, more hammering! 2106 01:19:20,227 --> 01:19:21,630 -All right! -GRACIE: Where did you even 2107 01:19:21,663 --> 01:19:23,097 -find this picture from? -We're doing great! 2108 01:19:23,130 --> 01:19:24,965 GRACIE: It's not even in one of the main rooms of our house. 2109 01:19:24,999 --> 01:19:27,067 Did you go out of the way... 2110 01:19:27,968 --> 01:19:29,870 Does it look too nice in here? 2111 01:19:29,903 --> 01:19:31,673 I mean, for you. 2112 01:19:31,706 --> 01:19:34,141 Uh, you know what? You're right. 2113 01:19:34,174 --> 01:19:35,843 Hey, Conor, you got any dry spaghetti 2114 01:19:35,876 --> 01:19:37,211 we can throw on the floor? 2115 01:19:37,244 --> 01:19:39,748 Why is she putting new holes in the wall 2116 01:19:39,780 --> 01:19:41,248 instead of using the old holes? 2117 01:19:41,282 --> 01:19:43,417 NATE: Oh, buddy, we're way past that. 2118 01:19:44,251 --> 01:19:47,589 [GROANS] Where are the Star Minders? 2119 01:19:47,622 --> 01:19:49,290 Shoot. I need to run home. 2120 01:19:49,323 --> 01:19:50,324 Peter! 2121 01:19:54,895 --> 01:19:56,363 Dad, did you get them? 2122 01:19:56,397 --> 01:19:59,233 WALTER: The flight got in early. NATE: What? It arrived early? 2123 01:19:59,266 --> 01:20:00,568 They were early! 2124 01:20:00,602 --> 01:20:01,835 And I got confused at the airport. 2125 01:20:01,869 --> 01:20:03,270 I went to Departures 2126 01:20:03,304 --> 01:20:04,972 because I thought that's where people leave in the airport. 2127 01:20:05,005 --> 01:20:06,675 By the time I circled back around, 2128 01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:08,842 they were getting in a car and driving off. 2129 01:20:08,876 --> 01:20:11,445 NATE: Dad, they're going to our house. 2130 01:20:11,478 --> 01:20:12,681 You have to stop them. 2131 01:20:12,714 --> 01:20:13,748 I'm going to cut them off. 2132 01:20:13,782 --> 01:20:15,082 NATE: No, don't cut them off. 2133 01:20:15,115 --> 01:20:16,518 Just wait till they get to the light or something. 2134 01:20:16,551 --> 01:20:17,918 Can't hear you, son. 2135 01:20:17,951 --> 01:20:19,320 Too busy saving the day! 2136 01:20:19,353 --> 01:20:21,790 -[ENGINE REVVING] -[TIRES SCREECHING] 2137 01:20:21,822 --> 01:20:23,758 People here drive crazy. 2138 01:20:23,792 --> 01:20:25,527 WALTER: All right. I'm going to stop them. 2139 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:28,395 -[ROUSING MUSIC CONTINUES] -If this goes wrong... 2140 01:20:28,829 --> 01:20:29,930 I love you, son. 2141 01:20:29,963 --> 01:20:31,365 -You love me? -Aw. 2142 01:20:31,398 --> 01:20:34,501 Dad, this is not that important! Don't do this! 2143 01:20:34,536 --> 01:20:36,837 -[TIRES SCREECHING] -Dad! 2144 01:20:36,870 --> 01:20:38,939 Dad! Are you okay? 2145 01:20:38,972 --> 01:20:40,307 -Dad? - [LIGHTS CLICKING] 2146 01:20:40,341 --> 01:20:42,109 WALTER: Nah, it's all good. I'll see you at the house. 2147 01:20:42,142 --> 01:20:43,243 NATE: Dad? Wait. What are you... 2148 01:20:43,277 --> 01:20:44,144 [LINE DISCONNECTS] 2149 01:20:49,818 --> 01:20:51,318 Walter? 2150 01:20:51,352 --> 01:20:52,386 Katie! 2151 01:20:52,419 --> 01:20:54,988 -What are the odds? -[SPUTTERS] Uh... 2152 01:20:55,022 --> 01:20:56,624 I... I don't even... 2153 01:20:56,658 --> 01:20:59,561 -You know this man? -Yeah, this is my father-in-law. 2154 01:20:59,594 --> 01:21:00,928 Why... why did you cut us off? 2155 01:21:00,961 --> 01:21:02,597 Katie, actually, in an accident, 2156 01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:05,032 it's the driver in the back who's always at fault. 2157 01:21:05,065 --> 01:21:07,034 That's what you get for tailgating. 2158 01:21:07,067 --> 01:21:09,269 -Uh... [SIGHS] -So, um, you're home. 2159 01:21:09,303 --> 01:21:12,540 Yeah, we were on our way to the house now, and... 2160 01:21:12,574 --> 01:21:13,708 Oh. Well, that's where I'm headed. 2161 01:21:13,742 --> 01:21:15,175 Come on, let me give you a ride. 2162 01:21:15,209 --> 01:21:17,077 No, I don't think we should leave the scene of an accident. 2163 01:21:17,111 --> 01:21:19,714 Well, it was your car that was in the accident. 2164 01:21:19,748 --> 01:21:22,182 I mean, my car is just fine. 2165 01:21:24,652 --> 01:21:27,354 All right. Stay right here. I'll be right back. 2166 01:21:27,388 --> 01:21:28,889 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 2167 01:21:36,964 --> 01:21:39,333 [NATE GROANING] 2168 01:21:39,366 --> 01:21:41,235 Yes. Yeah. 2169 01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:47,441 What... 2170 01:21:48,710 --> 01:21:50,845 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 2171 01:21:50,879 --> 01:21:52,045 Hey, Nate. What's up, man? 2172 01:21:52,079 --> 01:21:54,014 -Where are you? - PETER: Oh, sorry. 2173 01:21:54,047 --> 01:21:55,082 I got a ride request, 2174 01:21:55,115 --> 01:21:57,084 and Bonnaroo tix go on sale this weekend, 2175 01:21:57,117 --> 01:21:59,888 -so had to make a little money. -NATE: What? 2176 01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:01,388 - Dude, seriously? -Shh. 2177 01:22:01,422 --> 01:22:03,892 -I'm on the phone. -I need a ride right now, dude. 2178 01:22:03,924 --> 01:22:05,727 Peter? I need a ride now! 2179 01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,060 -Peter! -[LINE DISCONNECTS] 2180 01:22:08,262 --> 01:22:09,697 [RUSTLING] 2181 01:22:09,731 --> 01:22:10,865 [CINNAMON GRUNTS] 2182 01:22:10,899 --> 01:22:14,134 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2183 01:22:19,373 --> 01:22:20,842 [NATE WHOOPING] 2184 01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:22,443 Yeah! Come on! Yeah! 2185 01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:27,414 -[EXCLAIMING] -[HORNS HONKING] 2186 01:22:29,183 --> 01:22:30,083 Sorry! 2187 01:22:30,117 --> 01:22:31,318 [TIRES SCREECHING] 2188 01:22:31,351 --> 01:22:33,454 I don't think he knows about lights! 2189 01:22:35,456 --> 01:22:38,526 "And it was on that day that the Star Minder was born." 2190 01:22:39,661 --> 01:22:40,961 Conceived... 2191 01:22:42,396 --> 01:22:43,832 Lakewood Springs? 2192 01:22:43,865 --> 01:22:44,998 Wait, Walter, this is not where we... 2193 01:22:45,032 --> 01:22:46,467 Park? I know. 2194 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:49,102 We always park in the driveway. Just where it's always been. 2195 01:22:49,136 --> 01:22:52,105 I mean, how long have you been gone? [LAUGHING] 2196 01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:54,208 Ah, Nate, he has done such a great job. 2197 01:22:54,241 --> 01:22:56,276 You should've seen how he's redecorated the house. 2198 01:22:56,310 --> 01:22:58,445 It's been a little surprising, but you're going to love it. 2199 01:22:58,479 --> 01:22:59,480 All right, ladies. 2200 01:23:00,882 --> 01:23:02,650 Here we are. Mission accomplished. 2201 01:23:02,684 --> 01:23:03,885 LORI: Don't be nervous. 2202 01:23:03,918 --> 01:23:06,086 Listen, if we sell 5,000 units today, 2203 01:23:06,119 --> 01:23:08,590 you're going to be in stores by the end of the month. 2204 01:23:08,623 --> 01:23:09,724 And if not, 2205 01:23:09,757 --> 01:23:11,793 well, it's really about the memories 2206 01:23:11,826 --> 01:23:13,160 we've made along the way. 2207 01:23:13,695 --> 01:23:14,729 WALTER: Okay, ladies. 2208 01:23:14,762 --> 01:23:16,865 -Let me give you a hand there. -LORI: Thank you. 2209 01:23:16,898 --> 01:23:18,198 WALTER: You're welcome, Mrs. Shark. 2210 01:23:18,232 --> 01:23:20,434 -[WALTER CLEARS THROAT] -[EXHALES, CHUCKLES] 2211 01:23:21,970 --> 01:23:23,170 Walter, what is going on? 2212 01:23:23,203 --> 01:23:26,039 Uh, don't worry. Nate will explain everything. 2213 01:23:26,073 --> 01:23:28,776 -Great. And where is Nate? -Mm-hm. 2214 01:23:28,810 --> 01:23:30,043 [CINNAMON WHINNIES] 2215 01:23:30,077 --> 01:23:32,045 NATE: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 2216 01:23:32,079 --> 01:23:33,413 Coming in hot! 2217 01:23:33,447 --> 01:23:36,116 Look out! We don't know how to stop! 2218 01:23:36,149 --> 01:23:38,887 -[CINNAMON WHINNIES] -[NATE YELPS] 2219 01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:41,890 -Oh. -Oh, Nate! Oh, my... 2220 01:23:41,923 --> 01:23:43,056 -Nate! -[NATE GROANING] 2221 01:23:43,090 --> 01:23:45,994 Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? 2222 01:23:46,026 --> 01:23:48,128 I am. Welcome home. 2223 01:23:48,161 --> 01:23:49,631 Welcome home? 2224 01:23:49,664 --> 01:23:51,298 Whose horse is that? 2225 01:23:51,331 --> 01:23:53,333 -Why are we at Conor's house? -[GROANING] 2226 01:23:53,367 --> 01:23:55,469 God, I had to make a deal with him. 2227 01:23:55,502 --> 01:23:58,806 Let's just say our house isn't exactly camera-ready. 2228 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:01,241 Oh, no, no, no, no. Let's... let's say more than that. 2229 01:24:01,275 --> 01:24:02,510 I'd really rather not. 2230 01:24:02,544 --> 01:24:04,612 So let's just go inside and do the live stream. 2231 01:24:04,646 --> 01:24:07,682 KATIE: No, no, Nate, what happened to our house? 2232 01:24:08,516 --> 01:24:09,551 [SIGHS] 2233 01:24:10,518 --> 01:24:11,819 Okay, fine. 2234 01:24:14,087 --> 01:24:16,024 -I went back to work. -KATIE: You what? 2235 01:24:16,056 --> 01:24:17,959 And then I bought Sam a horse. 2236 01:24:17,992 --> 01:24:19,326 You bought her a horse? 2237 01:24:19,359 --> 01:24:21,128 Because she was hugging and kissing the kids at school 2238 01:24:21,161 --> 01:24:22,229 and I had to buy her a horse. 2239 01:24:22,262 --> 01:24:25,265 And then the horse was, I thought, died. 2240 01:24:25,299 --> 01:24:27,134 But horses lay down, apparently, to sleep. 2241 01:24:27,167 --> 01:24:29,236 I found out that... I didn't know that. 2242 01:24:29,269 --> 01:24:31,539 And then the horse tore the house up. 2243 01:24:31,573 --> 01:24:34,676 It just kicked everything. It just tore everything down. 2244 01:24:34,709 --> 01:24:35,610 Are the kids okay? 2245 01:24:35,643 --> 01:24:37,244 No, the kids are fine. The kids are fine. 2246 01:24:37,277 --> 01:24:39,079 It's the roof. The roof collapsed. 2247 01:24:39,112 --> 01:24:40,682 -Our roof collapsed? -But that's a separate... 2248 01:24:40,715 --> 01:24:43,350 That's not even involving the horse. It just collapsed. 2249 01:24:43,383 --> 01:24:46,921 And, so, there's a great chance that I... 2250 01:24:46,955 --> 01:24:49,289 yeah, I ruined our lives. 2251 01:24:51,626 --> 01:24:53,360 LORI: Katie. You ready? 2252 01:24:53,393 --> 01:24:55,964 Yeah. Yeah. Could you give me a quick second? 2253 01:24:55,997 --> 01:24:57,197 Okay. 2254 01:24:59,333 --> 01:25:02,169 Nate, how could you do this? 2255 01:25:02,202 --> 01:25:04,471 I... I gave you so many chances to tell me 2256 01:25:04,504 --> 01:25:06,239 how things were actually going, 2257 01:25:06,273 --> 01:25:08,175 and you continually lied to me. 2258 01:25:08,208 --> 01:25:10,444 Did you just think I wasn't going to find out? 2259 01:25:10,477 --> 01:25:13,514 No. Listen, you got to trust me. 2260 01:25:13,548 --> 01:25:16,383 I am not going to let your dream die out here 2261 01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:19,621 in Conor Ashford's dumb bushes! 2262 01:25:19,654 --> 01:25:24,391 You just need to go inside. Please, just, let's go inside... 2263 01:25:24,424 --> 01:25:28,763 and let me show you what me and the kids did for you. Okay? 2264 01:25:29,797 --> 01:25:30,665 [EXHALES] 2265 01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:33,500 I'm going to go inside... 2266 01:25:34,736 --> 01:25:35,903 but we're not done. 2267 01:25:37,404 --> 01:25:38,438 I know. 2268 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,240 Okay. 2269 01:25:41,375 --> 01:25:42,677 KATIE: Let's do this. 2270 01:25:44,311 --> 01:25:45,913 I think that worked. 2271 01:25:47,180 --> 01:25:48,616 [CINNAMON WHINNIES] 2272 01:25:48,650 --> 01:25:51,786 You look really familiar. Where, uh, where do I know you from? 2273 01:25:51,819 --> 01:25:53,320 I'm on Shark Tank. 2274 01:25:53,353 --> 01:25:55,188 -No, that's not it. -[DOOR OPENS] 2275 01:25:55,222 --> 01:25:57,324 KEEGAN: Hm. KATIE: Hi, everyone. 2276 01:25:57,357 --> 01:25:59,594 GRACIE: Mom! SAM: Mommy! 2277 01:25:59,627 --> 01:26:02,630 Hi, my babies. I missed you guys. 2278 01:26:02,664 --> 01:26:03,798 Hi. 2279 01:26:03,831 --> 01:26:05,265 [PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING] 2280 01:26:16,778 --> 01:26:17,879 Wow. 2281 01:26:17,912 --> 01:26:19,547 What? 2282 01:26:19,580 --> 01:26:21,683 Uh, she's just surprised I didn't destroy the house 2283 01:26:21,716 --> 01:26:23,651 while she was out of town, you know? 2284 01:26:23,685 --> 01:26:25,218 [LAUGHTER] 2285 01:26:25,252 --> 01:26:27,187 Well, it looks like we're all here. 2286 01:26:27,220 --> 01:26:29,657 Let's get this live stream going. Come on. 2287 01:26:29,691 --> 01:26:30,692 Okay. 2288 01:26:34,162 --> 01:26:36,864 So this is where the Star Minder was born. 2289 01:26:36,898 --> 01:26:38,099 Yes, that's right. 2290 01:26:38,132 --> 01:26:42,770 I was sitting here in my favorite chair, 2291 01:26:42,804 --> 01:26:45,940 looking around, you know, at my favorite... 2292 01:26:45,973 --> 01:26:48,408 uh, my favorite chimney. 2293 01:26:49,309 --> 01:26:50,845 I just, I remember thinking 2294 01:26:50,878 --> 01:26:53,781 there has to be a better way to get organized. 2295 01:26:53,815 --> 01:26:55,016 -LORI: Exactly. -Yeah. 2296 01:26:55,049 --> 01:26:57,552 LORI: And what do you ladies feel about your mom's invention? 2297 01:26:57,585 --> 01:27:00,353 I use it every day. It really helps with homework. 2298 01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:02,990 It helps me remember to keep my hands to myself. 2299 01:27:03,024 --> 01:27:04,357 LORI: So good. 2300 01:27:04,391 --> 01:27:06,661 It helps me remember to dress appropriately for school. 2301 01:27:06,694 --> 01:27:07,995 LORI: That's great. 2302 01:27:08,029 --> 01:27:10,798 Oh, wow. Katie, the live stream is loving this! 2303 01:27:10,832 --> 01:27:13,101 -KATIE: Yeah? [CHUCKLES] -Yeah, it's so good! 2304 01:27:13,134 --> 01:27:14,602 Three poised daughters, 2305 01:27:14,635 --> 01:27:17,370 and a husband who, I have to say, is incredibly good at... 2306 01:27:17,404 --> 01:27:19,006 Maintaining comfortable eye contact? 2307 01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:20,373 -Exactly. -NATE: Yes. 2308 01:27:20,407 --> 01:27:23,177 Well, I'm a Toyota salesman, best in the region, but... 2309 01:27:23,211 --> 01:27:25,278 -LORI: So great! -What is this? 2310 01:27:26,413 --> 01:27:28,683 Conor, what are these people doing in my house? 2311 01:27:28,716 --> 01:27:30,551 Are you kidding me? Dude, you didn't tell her? 2312 01:27:30,585 --> 01:27:32,419 I thought you'd be done by now. She's going to kill me. 2313 01:27:32,452 --> 01:27:34,055 Why did she say this is her house? 2314 01:27:34,088 --> 01:27:36,791 Because this is my house, dollface. This is my house. 2315 01:27:36,824 --> 01:27:37,925 What is happening? 2316 01:27:37,959 --> 01:27:39,392 Listen, delay the live stream! 2317 01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:41,394 -Nate... -HADLEY: Dad, it's live. 2318 01:27:41,428 --> 01:27:44,431 All right. Edit that part out. Edit all of that out. 2319 01:27:44,464 --> 01:27:46,667 KATIE: Sorry. Lori. Uh... 2320 01:27:48,035 --> 01:27:49,269 This isn't our house. 2321 01:27:49,302 --> 01:27:51,839 -I... I can't lie, Nate. -NATE: I can, though. 2322 01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:54,274 Hi. This is our house. 2323 01:27:54,307 --> 01:27:56,677 Nate. No, no. It's done. 2324 01:27:57,344 --> 01:27:59,279 It's over. It's... 2325 01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:01,481 All right. 2326 01:28:02,517 --> 01:28:03,584 Oh, man. 2327 01:28:03,618 --> 01:28:05,285 LORI: It's not your house? 2328 01:28:06,254 --> 01:28:07,454 It's not. 2329 01:28:08,156 --> 01:28:10,423 It's not. I'm sorry. 2330 01:28:10,457 --> 01:28:13,460 Listen... [EXHALES] 2331 01:28:13,493 --> 01:28:15,530 -Shark... -Just Lori is good. 2332 01:28:15,563 --> 01:28:19,867 The truth is, uh, our house is an unlivable mess right now. 2333 01:28:21,334 --> 01:28:23,571 I thought I could do what you do. 2334 01:28:24,337 --> 01:28:26,874 You make it look so easy, 2335 01:28:26,908 --> 01:28:28,843 but it's not. It's so hard. 2336 01:28:28,876 --> 01:28:31,712 I mean, so, so hard. 2337 01:28:31,746 --> 01:28:32,780 Preach. 2338 01:28:32,814 --> 01:28:35,315 NATE: I guess I've always done things the easy way. 2339 01:28:35,348 --> 01:28:36,751 These last 12 hours, though, 2340 01:28:36,784 --> 01:28:40,221 have been the hardest I've ever worked in my entire life. 2341 01:28:40,254 --> 01:28:41,656 I even gave away the Titan tickets 2342 01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:43,490 I won just to fix all this. 2343 01:28:43,524 --> 01:28:45,259 You gave away your tickets? 2344 01:28:45,293 --> 01:28:48,062 NATE: I... I don't deserve them. You know? 2345 01:28:48,095 --> 01:28:51,464 I thought being the breadwinner was all I had to offer. 2346 01:28:51,498 --> 01:28:54,334 But spending this last month at home with the girls, 2347 01:28:54,367 --> 01:28:56,938 I mean, it was better than 2348 01:28:58,005 --> 01:28:59,774 all the tickets in the world. 2349 01:29:00,541 --> 01:29:01,976 The funny thing is... 2350 01:29:03,277 --> 01:29:06,214 me trying to be a version of you 2351 01:29:06,247 --> 01:29:09,050 and failing at it so bad 2352 01:29:09,951 --> 01:29:12,320 actually, I think made me 2353 01:29:12,352 --> 01:29:14,755 a better version of me, you know? 2354 01:29:14,789 --> 01:29:17,758 Jeez, I'm going to go call my ex-wife. 2355 01:29:17,792 --> 01:29:18,693 Uh... 2356 01:29:18,726 --> 01:29:20,695 NATE: You know what? You'll like this. 2357 01:29:20,728 --> 01:29:24,265 I even used the Star Minder 2358 01:29:24,298 --> 01:29:26,534 to put this whole crazy thing together. 2359 01:29:26,567 --> 01:29:29,837 Because even a dad like myself 2360 01:29:29,871 --> 01:29:32,807 can use the Star Minder to hatch a crazy plan. 2361 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:36,611 But listen, I don't want to be the one to tell you that. 2362 01:29:36,644 --> 01:29:41,182 Let's hear it from my beautiful, brilliant wife, Katie. 2363 01:29:41,215 --> 01:29:42,750 You explain it to them. 2364 01:29:45,418 --> 01:29:47,321 KATIE: Okay. Uh, yes. 2365 01:29:47,355 --> 01:29:51,259 If you will follow me this way, I will show you the Star Minder. 2366 01:29:51,292 --> 01:29:53,094 GRACIE: Man, the live stream is going nuts. 2367 01:29:53,127 --> 01:29:56,697 Hey. You did it. You did it. 2368 01:29:56,731 --> 01:29:59,033 -Come here. Come... -[LAUGHING] 2369 01:29:59,066 --> 01:30:01,602 I cannot believe. I'm so happy. 2370 01:30:01,636 --> 01:30:03,170 I'm so proud of you all. 2371 01:30:04,372 --> 01:30:06,874 Man, look at us. 2372 01:30:06,908 --> 01:30:10,511 We ended up getting that happy ending after all. 2373 01:30:10,544 --> 01:30:11,879 It didn't take quite as long as 2374 01:30:11,913 --> 01:30:13,547 it took Keegan to fix our roof, 2375 01:30:13,581 --> 01:30:16,050 but I got the inside of the house looking, 2376 01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:18,052 you know, pretty good. 2377 01:30:18,085 --> 01:30:19,353 Are you sure I can't help? 2378 01:30:19,387 --> 01:30:22,390 No. I told you I got this. 2379 01:30:22,422 --> 01:30:24,392 Permission to enter your bubble? 2380 01:30:24,424 --> 01:30:26,994 -Always. Here. -[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 2381 01:30:27,028 --> 01:30:28,529 You want to help me paint? 2382 01:30:28,562 --> 01:30:30,965 -SAM: Yeah. -Come on. All right. 2383 01:30:30,998 --> 01:30:32,432 So you start there. 2384 01:30:32,465 --> 01:30:33,868 There you go. Go up and down. 2385 01:30:33,901 --> 01:30:36,804 And we even let Keegan put up a sign to get more work. 2386 01:30:36,837 --> 01:30:39,439 I mean, he hasn't got more work. 2387 01:30:39,472 --> 01:30:41,441 And, you know, I don't... We don't expect it, 2388 01:30:41,474 --> 01:30:44,578 -but we put that sign up. - [CROWD CHEERING] 2389 01:30:44,612 --> 01:30:48,382 I also left Toyota to run sales at Star Minder Inc. 2390 01:30:48,416 --> 01:30:50,483 Now, I'm Katie's number one guy. 2391 01:30:50,518 --> 01:30:52,653 I mean, I was before, too. 2392 01:30:52,687 --> 01:30:54,088 Uh, I mean, you get it. 2393 01:30:54,121 --> 01:30:57,692 We finally found the right work-life balance. 2394 01:30:57,725 --> 01:30:59,560 We're in this together now, 2395 01:30:59,593 --> 01:31:02,063 which is how families should be. 2396 01:31:02,763 --> 01:31:03,597 Sam. 2397 01:31:03,631 --> 01:31:05,166 Candy! Give me! Give me! Give me! 2398 01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:08,035 NATE: Please make it last past the second quarter. 2399 01:31:09,403 --> 01:31:11,439 Hadley, vegetables. 2400 01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:13,007 Are you sure you don't want fries? 2401 01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:14,508 N-O. 2402 01:31:16,577 --> 01:31:19,280 NATE: Popcorn for Gracie... 2403 01:31:19,313 --> 01:31:20,915 -and Brian. -Thanks, Dad. 2404 01:31:20,948 --> 01:31:21,649 Thanks, Mr. Wilcox. 2405 01:31:21,682 --> 01:31:22,783 -Appreciate it. -NATE: Yeah. 2406 01:31:22,817 --> 01:31:23,517 Okay, babe. 2407 01:31:23,551 --> 01:31:25,686 So Hadley has practice 2408 01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:27,888 for her spelling bee regionals next Tuesday. 2409 01:31:27,922 --> 01:31:29,757 And Sam has a ride with Cinnamon. 2410 01:31:29,790 --> 01:31:32,426 I mean, I could do Hadley if you want to do... 2411 01:31:32,460 --> 01:31:34,195 No. No, I've learned my lesson. 2412 01:31:34,228 --> 01:31:37,331 I'm not missing anything spelling-related ever again. 2413 01:31:37,365 --> 01:31:39,066 Unless it's a word I don't know, 2414 01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:40,101 which is a lot of words, 2415 01:31:40,134 --> 01:31:41,702 -you know. -Perfect. 2416 01:31:41,736 --> 01:31:42,770 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 2417 01:31:42,803 --> 01:31:44,504 please turn your attention 2418 01:31:44,538 --> 01:31:46,273 -to the Jumbotron. -BOTH: Oh. 2419 01:31:46,307 --> 01:31:48,009 And give a warm welcome 2420 01:31:48,042 --> 01:31:48,943 to West Corners' 2421 01:31:48,976 --> 01:31:50,978 -Toyota Salesman of the Year... -Oh. 2422 01:31:51,012 --> 01:31:52,646 -Here we go. -Mm. 2423 01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:54,348 ...Peyton Mahar! 2424 01:31:54,382 --> 01:31:56,117 [CROWD CHEERING] 2425 01:31:56,150 --> 01:31:57,985 Yeah, he deserves it. 2426 01:31:58,019 --> 01:32:00,855 I guess the pecs do bring in the checks. 2427 01:32:00,888 --> 01:32:02,790 You're my Salesman of the Year. 2428 01:32:02,823 --> 01:32:05,059 -I'm your only salesman. -[CHUCKLES] 2429 01:32:05,092 --> 01:32:06,761 ANNOUNCER: Also, attending today's game, 2430 01:32:06,794 --> 01:32:09,630 a local inventor and entrepreneur, 2431 01:32:09,663 --> 01:32:11,665 recently featured on Shark Tank. 2432 01:32:11,699 --> 01:32:13,467 There's more than one way to get on the 'tron. 2433 01:32:13,501 --> 01:32:14,735 What? 2434 01:32:14,769 --> 01:32:15,770 ANNOUNCER: Please give it up for the inventor 2435 01:32:15,803 --> 01:32:17,338 of the Star Minder, 2436 01:32:17,371 --> 01:32:19,306 -Katie Wilcox! - [ALL CHEERING] 2437 01:32:20,207 --> 01:32:22,476 That's my mom! 2438 01:32:22,511 --> 01:32:24,545 [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING] 2439 01:32:43,964 --> 01:32:47,401 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the stage, Nate Bargatze! 2440 01:32:47,435 --> 01:32:50,539 GIRL: My daddy, Nate Bargatze! 2441 01:32:50,571 --> 01:32:52,807 -Kisses for everybody! -Stop! No, ew! Dad, stop! 2442 01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:54,575 I love having a girl. A girl world 2443 01:32:54,608 --> 01:32:56,143 is the only world that I know. 2444 01:32:56,177 --> 01:32:57,878 She's gonna be 45 and I'll be like, 2445 01:32:57,912 --> 01:32:59,280 "Just let us live with you. 2446 01:32:59,313 --> 01:33:00,381 -"Let us." -[AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 2447 01:33:00,414 --> 01:33:01,615 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 2448 01:33:01,649 --> 01:33:04,685 We hired a contractor. And being a contractor, 2449 01:33:04,718 --> 01:33:06,754 that's a great job to have. 2450 01:33:06,787 --> 01:33:10,458 Because you can just ruin someone's life and leave. 2451 01:33:10,491 --> 01:33:12,259 -[AUDIENCE LAUGHING] -[KEEGAN EXCLAIMING] 2452 01:33:12,293 --> 01:33:13,861 Oh, heads up! Heads up! 2453 01:33:13,894 --> 01:33:15,863 If we hire someone to do something to our house, 2454 01:33:15,896 --> 01:33:18,365 I promise he does not do that job full time. 2455 01:33:19,934 --> 01:33:22,436 Hey, honey. Everything's fine. Yeah, 2456 01:33:22,470 --> 01:33:24,805 it was just... our front door camera. 2457 01:33:24,839 --> 01:33:27,576 [STUTTERING] False alarm. 2458 01:33:27,608 --> 01:33:29,977 Animals that were running around. 2459 01:33:30,010 --> 01:33:31,178 Horse. Horses. 2460 01:33:31,212 --> 01:33:35,716 [STUTTERING] Skunk. Aardvark. Um, king cobra. 2461 01:33:35,749 --> 01:33:37,818 -Ocelots. Ankles, ankles. -What? No. 2462 01:33:37,852 --> 01:33:41,922 Uh, squirrels. It was squirrels. Squirrels are running. 2463 01:33:41,956 --> 01:33:43,824 It's mating season right now, so... 2464 01:33:43,858 --> 01:33:45,226 [WHISPERS] It's not mating season. 2465 01:33:45,259 --> 01:33:47,828 You need to get up there, and give them a group activity. 2466 01:33:47,862 --> 01:33:50,532 -Sorry. -[CREW LAUGHING] 2467 01:33:50,565 --> 01:33:53,167 We take our trash out... uh, one of the days. 2468 01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:55,402 I don't know the day, but it's a day. 2469 01:33:55,436 --> 01:33:56,770 Wait, it's trash day! 2470 01:33:56,804 --> 01:33:59,473 I know we forgot to take it out a couple weeks ago. 2471 01:33:59,508 --> 01:34:02,209 That stress could break up a family. 2472 01:34:02,743 --> 01:34:04,078 Wait! Wait! 2473 01:34:04,111 --> 01:34:06,247 [NATE GROANS] 2474 01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:09,884 All week was like, "Everybody, eat out of your hands." 2475 01:34:09,917 --> 01:34:11,553 "Put your trash in your pockets, 2476 01:34:11,586 --> 01:34:12,987 -"take it to your homes." -[AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 2477 01:34:13,020 --> 01:34:14,922 MAN: You don't have to do this. 2478 01:34:14,955 --> 01:34:17,291 It's too hot for me, sorry. 2479 01:34:18,192 --> 01:34:20,694 -It's too hot for me. -[CREW LAUGHING] 2480 01:34:20,728 --> 01:34:22,296 They have, like, free-range chicken 2481 01:34:22,329 --> 01:34:24,231 and then they have, like, not free-range. 2482 01:34:24,265 --> 01:34:26,367 But free-range chicken, that's allowed to roam free. 2483 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:30,137 Obviously, not at the store. It's dead at the store. 2484 01:34:30,171 --> 01:34:33,240 But they still have a list of its hobbies on the package. 2485 01:34:34,942 --> 01:34:38,245 My wife asked me to get eggs. This is insane. 2486 01:34:38,279 --> 01:34:41,550 I did the milk earlier and I blacked out. 2487 01:34:41,583 --> 01:34:43,117 I can't do eggs too. 2488 01:34:43,150 --> 01:34:46,687 I learned that horses lay down to sleep. 2489 01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:47,988 -[AUDIENCE LAUGHING] -I did not know that. 2490 01:34:48,022 --> 01:34:48,989 -[CINNAMON NEIGHING] -[BOTH EXCLAIMING] 2491 01:34:49,023 --> 01:34:50,625 -It's alive! -Whoa, whoa! 2492 01:34:50,659 --> 01:34:51,926 NATE: Like, man, I bet you don't think 2493 01:34:51,959 --> 01:34:53,227 about that when you buy a horse. 2494 01:34:53,260 --> 01:34:55,796 That's a huge thing dying in your yard. 2495 01:34:55,829 --> 01:34:59,233 You can't just scoot it off into the woods with your foot. 2496 01:34:59,266 --> 01:35:00,334 Hey! Stop! 2497 01:35:00,367 --> 01:35:01,869 [BOTH EXCLAIMING] 2498 01:35:01,902 --> 01:35:03,938 Pst, pst, pst. Hey-yah! 2499 01:35:04,673 --> 01:35:05,806 I get in front and I was like, 2500 01:35:05,839 --> 01:35:07,676 "Uh, I'll take an iced coffee with cream." 2501 01:35:07,708 --> 01:35:09,443 She goes, "With cream?" And I go, "With cream." 2502 01:35:09,476 --> 01:35:10,844 She said it one more time. She said, 2503 01:35:10,878 --> 01:35:11,946 "So iced coffee with cream?" 2504 01:35:11,979 --> 01:35:13,747 And at that point, I should have said, 2505 01:35:13,781 --> 01:35:15,650 -"What's going on right now?" -[AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 2506 01:35:15,684 --> 01:35:16,850 Before I could get it, 2507 01:35:16,884 --> 01:35:18,852 she's walked back with a can of whipped cream. 2508 01:35:18,886 --> 01:35:20,054 And I look down 2509 01:35:20,087 --> 01:35:21,855 and she starts spraying the whipped cream 2510 01:35:21,889 --> 01:35:23,224 on top of my iced coffee. 2511 01:35:23,257 --> 01:35:25,893 I'm like, "That's what you thought I said over there?" 2512 01:35:25,926 --> 01:35:27,127 "You don't think I would have said, 2513 01:35:27,161 --> 01:35:28,563 "'Iced coffee with whipped cream'? 2514 01:35:28,597 --> 01:35:31,131 "You think I'm just some nutjob?" 2515 01:35:33,834 --> 01:35:35,570 You said you were gonna give me more. 2516 01:35:35,604 --> 01:35:36,605 MAN: You'll get it, you'll get it. 2517 01:35:36,638 --> 01:35:37,771 [ALL LAUGHING] 2518 01:35:37,805 --> 01:35:39,340 [ALL SLURPING] 2519 01:35:39,373 --> 01:35:41,942 We were the breadwinners. 2520 01:35:41,976 --> 01:35:43,477 -MAN: Cut. -[ALL LAUGHING] 2521 01:35:43,511 --> 01:35:46,146 All right, thank you guys so much for coming out to this. 2522 01:35:47,982 --> 01:35:49,450 -It means the absolute world. -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2523 01:35:49,483 --> 01:35:51,519 I mean, one of the best crowds I've ever been in front of. 2524 01:35:51,553 --> 01:35:53,120 Thank... I can't thank you enough. 2525 01:35:55,422 --> 01:35:57,858 -There's my guy! -Whoo! 2526 01:35:57,891 --> 01:36:00,794 I can't thank you enough. You were unbelievable. 2527 01:36:00,828 --> 01:36:03,197 -Thank you so much! -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2528 01:36:18,647 --> 01:36:20,848 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 2529 01:38:14,763 --> 01:38:16,964 [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING] 2530 01:39:11,886 --> 01:39:13,053 [MUSIC ENDS]