1 00:00:01,836 --> 00:00:04,881 - Two spades. - Three hearts. 2 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:07,508 Woman: It's all yours. 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,802 I'm void. 4 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:12,513 And that's five. 5 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:16,809 And that's six. Not bad. 6 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:20,813 On a slam contract, you normally wanna play your winners early. 7 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:24,150 - Sorry, daddy. - You're learning. You're doing fine. 8 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:27,153 Connie gilman's a good player. And a widow. 9 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:31,115 I should take her out because she can play bridge. 10 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,326 You're a true romantic. 11 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:37,413 Woman: You should ask somebody out. You think cecile's not dating yet? 12 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,582 Cecile was dating before she left. 13 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:40,707 Woman: Oh, shut up, Marv. 14 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,711 Nope. I have a partner and she's doing great. 15 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,713 Amy should be out having fun. 16 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,717 - I'm having fun. - Man: Yeah. 17 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:53,179 Look like you're having the time of your life. 18 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:02,355 One no trump. 19 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:08,569 I-I'm just a little nauseous. I think I ate too much. 20 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:12,657 - Can we take a break? - Of course. Excuse us. 21 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:17,745 - What did you eat? - Nothing weird. 22 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,789 - Have you been drinking? - No, dad, you know... 23 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,791 Because I don't mind if you... 24 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:23,793 Dad? 25 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:27,755 Dad? 26 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,466 Dad? What are you doing? 27 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,598 You're scaring me! It hurts! Let go! 28 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,767 What are you doing? 29 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:41,852 Man: Henry! 30 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:45,481 Henry, let go of her! 31 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,361 The occasional drink doesn't bother me, but... 32 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,657 - What? - Are you okay? 33 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,409 What's the matter? 34 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,829 You had what's called an absence seizure. 35 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,581 Anything like that happen to you before? 36 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:44,915 No, nothing. 37 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:48,210 He's been really healthy. He jogs, he eats right, he... 38 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,088 Well, I did have a headache last Sunday. 39 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:55,176 And for the past two years I've been getting acid reflux a lot, 40 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:58,763 and I thought that antacids were all I needed. 41 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:00,389 Should I have come in sooner? 42 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,391 For acid reflux and a headache? 43 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:11,650 Well, I... you know, I hear the coffee downstairs is really good. 44 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:13,736 Could you get me a cup, honey? 45 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,825 Would you mind closing the blinds? 46 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,750 Foreman: His right testicle was almost twice as big as his left. 47 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,753 - Cool. - It's probably testicular cancer. 48 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,963 No. That's impossible. 49 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:34,215 The symptoms all indicate... 50 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,425 The shoes aren't right. 51 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:41,555 Here's how testicular cancer would manifest itself. 52 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,809 First, the patient would get the exact symptoms that he's got. 53 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,727 Then foreman would examine him. 54 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,521 Then he'd suspect testicular cancer 55 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:50,689 on account of the symptoms being so perfect. 56 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:53,567 Then he'd stick a needle in it, then he'd call a surgeon. 57 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:57,613 And while that guy operates, the rest of us would be out bowling. 58 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:01,158 And, since we're not wearing bowling shoes, 59 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,494 the disease obviously did not progress in that fashion. 60 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:06,372 Lp showed some white cells. But his mri's clean. 61 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:09,875 Sure. If you call a microabcess in his brain "clean." 62 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,628 What, you don't trust me? 63 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,090 Are you're talking about the left temporal lobe? 64 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:17,675 Neat, you can see through my hand. 65 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,969 - It's just a shadow. - Or it's an infection. 66 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,846 When guys have brain-crotch problems 67 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:24,807 it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little. 68 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,935 Blood and urine were negative for syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. 69 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,979 So treat him for all three, stat. 70 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:32,356 Negative means he doesn't have it. 71 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,358 No, negative means he probably doesn't have it, 72 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,985 which means he probably has cancer. 73 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,190 I thought we were wearing the wrong shoes for cancer. 74 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,823 We're wearing the wrong shoes for testicular cancer. 75 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:44,577 They're perfect for lymphoma. Except chase's, they're just goofy. 76 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,037 Lymphoma could cause infiltrates 77 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:48,873 in his reproductive organs and his brain. 78 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:51,375 If it's this advanced, he's dead no matter what we do. 79 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,962 So give him the std meds and hope the tests were wrong. 80 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:05,055 Who's the lucky woman? 81 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:06,682 My wife. 82 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,059 No, I don't wanna know who gets the chocolates, 83 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:11,896 I wanna know who you're having the affair with. 84 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,565 He fell on his head as a child. Tragic. 85 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,942 Nowvegian chocolate. 86 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:20,196 Frankly, you buy that stuff, the terrorists win. 87 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:24,366 Some people bottle up their feelings, have them come out as physical pain. 88 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:28,162 Healthy human beings express feelings, such as affection, by giving gifts. 89 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,080 Gifts express guilt. 90 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,416 The more expensive the expression, the deeper the guilt. 91 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:33,918 That's a $12 box. 92 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:36,837 Either you haven't slept with her yet or she wasn't that good. 93 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,797 It's not all about sex, house. 94 00:05:38,923 --> 00:05:40,841 Really? When did that change? 95 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,597 I wanna get depo-provera. 96 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,268 Actually, at your age, as long as you're careful, 97 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,771 the risk of you getting pregnant is pretty limited. 98 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:56,774 Yeah, but it would calm me down, right? If I get a high enough dose. 99 00:05:56,899 --> 00:06:01,654 You mean "calm" as in a peaceful lake on a cool summer evening? 100 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:05,407 Or in the lesser-used meaning of nothing can ever bother you again 101 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,284 because life has absolutely no meaning. 102 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,579 High dose of depo-provera will chemically castrate you. 103 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,164 Yeah. 104 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:19,296 Okay, I'm gonna get up to leave now. 105 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,423 I'm gonna walk to that door, turn the handle, 106 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:24,635 and then you're suddenly gonna decide that you have to tell me the truth. 107 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,137 I'm gonna have to turn around, come all the way back. 108 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:32,184 You see, the thing is, my leg hurts. Can we cut the walking out of the equation? 109 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,061 I love cows. 110 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,152 Any particular variety? 111 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,947 Guernseys? Holsteins? 112 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,472 Which are the black and white ones? 113 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:48,284 Oh, god. 114 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:51,078 I pass a farm on my way to school. 115 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:56,125 And they're so beautiful, they're so majestic, I dream about them. 116 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:01,922 Leather shoes, hamburgers. How could anybody do that to a cow? 117 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,883 Make love, not belts. That's beautiful. 118 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:07,219 - I haven't actually... - Relax. 119 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,555 This is something we doctors deal with all the time. 120 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,058 I'm gonna write you the name of a drug. You don't need a prescription. 121 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,810 And it looks just like depo-provera. 122 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,438 - But does it do the same thing? - Oh, god, no. 123 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:21,692 That stuff has all sorts of nasty side effects. It's real medicine. 124 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:25,779 No, this is all you need. Your frat buddies will be completely fooled. 125 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,824 You can tell them how appalled the doctor was. 126 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,492 Lots of laughs. 127 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:34,663 We think you may have a sexually transmitted disease. 128 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,206 No. It's not possible. 129 00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:39,168 Sir, maybe we should speak in private? 130 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,711 Have you tested him for this? 131 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:41,879 The tests were negative. 132 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:45,924 Well, then it's not that. So, what else could it be? 133 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:47,926 Nothing good. 134 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:50,971 If you've been having sex you have to tell me. 135 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:54,808 I have not had sex since my divorce! 136 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:02,274 I didn't ask him to take the medicine. I asked you to give him the medicine. 137 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,777 - He hasn't had sex in over a year. - He's lying. 138 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,362 He knows what's at stake. 139 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,864 We should start treating him for lymphoma right away. 140 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,532 Maybe if we hit him hard and fast. 141 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,867 Wilson! 142 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,994 How long can you go without sex? 143 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,839 How long can you go without annoying people? 144 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,873 No, seriously. A week, a month? 145 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,208 I'm not having an affair! 146 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,709 I didn't say you were. 147 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,545 Not in this conversation. We're talking about a patient. 148 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:26,632 People have impulse control. We don't need sex. 149 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:30,386 Well, not like air. But as a biological imperative, sure we do. 150 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:33,097 There's two things we get stupid for: Money and sex. 151 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:35,766 And since money rarely enters the bloodstream... 152 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:38,352 Was his daughter in the room when you asked if he'd had sex? 153 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:41,230 I told him we could talk privately, he didn't care if she was there. 154 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:44,191 It's almost noon. The little girl would go to lunch. 155 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:48,237 As soon as she's out the door, you're gonna get paged. Then you page me. 156 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:54,535 Lunch is early, huh? 157 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,545 Hi. I'm Dr. House. 158 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,006 I hear you'd rather die than admit you had sex. 159 00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:14,388 - Sorry. I couldn't tell my daughter. - Right. Because she's, what, 22? 160 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:16,056 I slept with her mom. 161 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,853 She probably knows that's happened already. 162 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,230 Roll over. 163 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,776 My wife had an affair. I forgave her. 164 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:32,698 She had another affair and I forgave her again. 165 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,576 Amy thinks I was an idiot. 166 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:38,829 So smart. You must be very proud. Roll over. 167 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,665 I assume you've been in love. 168 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,835 Is that the one that makes your pants feel funny? 169 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,171 I'm starting you on a cocktail of std meds. 170 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:51,967 Amy is just getting over it. She barely spoke to her mom for months 171 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,595 andifshethought that it was happening again, 172 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,764 that that's why I got sick... 173 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,394 We just happened to be 174 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:06,315 at the same Italian cheese-tasting thing. 175 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,276 Cheese is the devil's plaything. 176 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,653 It was just the one night. 177 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,156 You're obviously completely over her. 178 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:18,327 Amy thinks love leads you to make stupid choices. 179 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,746 You're certainly setting a good example for her. 180 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,498 Yeah. She just doesn't get it. 181 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,708 If you're not prepared to look stupid, 182 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,920 then nothing great is ever gonna happen, right? 183 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,173 On the other hand, 184 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,802 I guess your testicles aren't going to explode, either. 185 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,765 Dad. 186 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,351 Is everything okay? 187 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:46,063 I have a sexually transmitted disease. 188 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,816 How is that possible? 189 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,361 He met a woman in church. 190 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:58,450 Does she play bridge? 191 00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,868 Does she... 192 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:07,042 Crash cart! Oh, god! 193 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,090 - Is this another seizure? - Shut up! 194 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:14,967 Coming in! 195 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,094 Amy: Oh, god! 196 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,219 Nurse: Here you go. 197 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,430 Forty milligrams furosemide. 198 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,391 Knock him out. 199 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:23,809 It's in. 200 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,528 How would an std do this? 201 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,238 It wouldn't. 202 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,537 Chase: It was flash pulmonary edema. 203 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,456 We took a liter of fluid off but the problem wasn't with his lungs. 204 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:50,127 It's his heart. There are vegetations obstructing his mitral valve. 205 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:53,297 It's not an std. Lymphoma wouldn't erupt that suddenly. 206 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,506 So what is it then? 207 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:58,176 A disease that attacks his brain, heart and testicles. 208 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:01,346 - I think Byron wrote about that. - Could be psittacosis. 209 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,932 Chlamydia cultures would've come back positive. 210 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,893 Strep viridians can hit the heart. 211 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,478 Wouldn't mess with the reproductive system. 212 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:13,191 Maybe things aren't so nicely connected. He's 65. 213 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,068 We could be looking at multiple systems 214 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,654 just starting to break down independently. 215 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,574 Way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 216 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:24,328 He's had acid reflux for years, it can't be relevant. 217 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:28,290 Seems there are other ways to kill people besides having sex with them. 218 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,509 You don't need this so much. 219 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:45,098 Problem is not your lungs, it's your heart. 220 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:52,648 That Italian cheese thing at the church, what sort of cheese? 221 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,024 Why do you need to know? 222 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,151 I'm having a fondue party. 223 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,529 - Was it sheep cheese? - Might have been, why? 224 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,490 - Was it soft? - Yeah. 225 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:04,284 - Taste like crap? - Yeah, bitter. 226 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,786 Taste like this? 227 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,457 Yeah, but how did you... 228 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,793 That was regular low-fat American. 229 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,045 I added some bacteria for flavor. 230 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,505 You fed him bacteria? 231 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,048 It's pretty much on everything. 232 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:21,426 Especially the unpasteurized sheep cheese they make in the alps. 233 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,470 That stuff will give you brucellosis. 234 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:27,140 Key to a long life: Exotic women and boring cheese. 235 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,726 I'm gonna start you on rifampin and doxycycline. 236 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,395 Doesn't make any sense. 237 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,398 I mean, nobody else at the church got sick. 238 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:38,944 99.9% of christians have so much acid in their stomach, 239 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,196 they become churning cauldrons of death 240 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,740 for all those nasty little brucellosis bugs. 241 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,785 But you were taking antacids for your acid reflux. 242 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,246 So that turns your digestive tract 243 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:53,250 into a pleasant scenic river for all those bacterial tourists. 244 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,757 You sure you're right? 245 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,342 Absolutely. Your socks don't match. 246 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,445 Which means you got up and got dressed in the dark, 247 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,149 which means you don't wanna wake your wife, 248 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,390 which means you don't wanna talk to her, which means... 249 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,933 I was referring to your patient. 250 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,101 Oh, that. 251 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,729 No. Come on, I'm basing it on cheese. 252 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,414 How long before you get the tests back? 253 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,857 Well, we'll know before that. 254 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:20,068 If I'm wrong, he'll just keep getting worse and slowly die. 255 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,114 And if I'm right, either we caught it in time and he gets better, 256 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,743 or we didn't, and he goes into cardiac arrest at any moment. 257 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,165 Paddles! 258 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,089 Charging. Two-fifty. Clear! 259 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,676 Charging! Three hundred! Clear! 260 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,013 Charging! Three-sixty! Clear! 261 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,598 Epinephrine. 262 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,823 - You gonna tell her? - That you suspect an affair? 263 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,159 Sure. Well, she already hates you, why not? 264 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:12,370 Because you think getting it off your chest will let you sleep better. 265 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:15,499 It won't. You'll end up sleeping on my lumpy couch. 266 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,625 There's nothing to tell. 267 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,919 Why are you playing foosball here at 8:00 at night? 268 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,755 You always wanna simplify everything. 269 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,550 Boil it down to nice, easy equations. Nice, easy answers. 270 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,429 Go home and have sex with your wife. 271 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:36,019 His heart is back in sinus rhythm. There's a lot of damage, though. 272 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,480 It was brucellosis, but we got to it too late. 273 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,649 The vegetation broke off in his main coronary artery 274 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,025 and caused an infarction. 275 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:46,196 His heart muscle's half dead. He'll be lucky to last a week. 276 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,490 Other than that, how's he doing? 277 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,536 Seriously. 278 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:57,290 His brain, testicle, lungs, tonsils, how's all that other stuff doing? 279 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,878 His brain is clear now and so is the genito-urinary tract 280 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,214 and his kidney function is good. 281 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:08,176 So, all he needs is a heart and he's out of here. 282 00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:14,057 House: He's a prime candidate for transplant. 283 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,935 Doesn't smoke, drinks moderately. 284 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,105 His tox screen was negative for illegal drugs and legal ones. 285 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,691 Surveillance blood cultures show absolutely no sign 286 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,526 of any lingering brucella bacteria. 287 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,611 He's 66 years old. 288 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,239 He told me he was 65. 289 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,699 Liar. I'm out of here. 290 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:35,036 There is an inverse correlation between patient age and success rates. 291 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,371 He's in excellent health. 292 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,125 This was his first hospitalization since breaking his leg at 23. 293 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,835 Or 22, I'm not sure anymore. 294 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,046 If this patient were to survive the operation, 295 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,756 he'd get another, what, 296 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:50,302 five, 10, maybe 20 years if he's very lucky? 297 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:54,055 So you're saying that old people aren't as worth saving as young people? 298 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,808 He's saying that hearts are a scarce resource. 299 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,519 - We have to choose criteria... - House: No, I get it. 300 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,355 Women live longer, so they should get preference, right? 301 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,858 And African-Americans, they die a lot younger, 302 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,151 so to hell with them. 303 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,904 What, you think you're gonna win me over by calling me a racist? 304 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,114 If the test is who gets to use it the longest, 305 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,325 you can either be a racist or a hypocrite. 306 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,745 Your patient had a life, a family. 307 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,289 We've got 18-year-old kids who... 308 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,416 How old are you, doctor? 309 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,419 When do we get to toss you on an ice floe? 310 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,213 Cuddy: And thank you, Dr. House. 311 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,007 Unless anybody else has any further questions, 312 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,676 we will now go into private session. 313 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:36,389 Oh, I'm on pins and needles. I wonder how you'll decide. 314 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:45,106 The nets just won their third game in a row, beat the Lakers. 315 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,779 I'm sorry. 316 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,739 They voted no. 317 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,079 When 318 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,332 will I die? 319 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,462 You might have a week. 320 00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,327 I wrote a letter to the board of directors 321 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,705 appealing the transplant committee's decision. 322 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:45,375 I'm alleging bias against you clouded their medical judgment. 323 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,544 - I need you to sign. - They made the right call. 324 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,713 You don't believe that. You told the committee... 325 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,173 I was advocating for my patient. 326 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,390 Then why are you... 327 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,559 Advocating for my patient. 328 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,769 I've got that clinic duty. 329 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,398 I need you to get me the files on everybody who dies here today. 330 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,942 You really think this thing will change their decision? 331 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,193 Nope. 332 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,705 I think I broke my ankle. 333 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,874 I was kicked. By a hoof. 334 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,211 I'm so in love. She was so beautiful. 335 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,589 Which one? One of the black and white ones, 336 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:35,342 - I'm not sure what type... - Not which type, which one? 337 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,885 I want a name. 338 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,513 - Why would it have a name? - Not "it." "She." Or "he." 339 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,974 I wanna know her dreams, her hopes. 340 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,225 It's a cow. 341 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,687 Hey, I'm not the one who said he was in love. 342 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:52,317 People who actually have this condition rationalize it. 343 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,862 They dismiss it, they don't elevate it to the level of poetry. 344 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,114 Plus there's a wooden splinter in there. 345 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,450 So, either you hit yourself with a two-by-four, 346 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,202 or Elsie has a peg leg. 347 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,204 I'm off duty at 6:00. 348 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:07,165 Give yourself another whack, come back and scam somebody else. 349 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:11,711 I'm sick! And you're a doctor, you have a duty to help me. 350 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,464 Technically, I don't have to treat anybody 351 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:20,053 before running a series of painful and often humiliating tests. 352 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,518 Whatever you need. 353 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,937 90-year-old woman died of pneumonia. 354 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,815 Unless she has a bionic heart, what's next? 355 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,943 Baby died in the icu... 356 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,863 Babies are useless. They got hearts the size of ping-pong balls. Next. 357 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,699 A 40-year-old male. 358 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,202 - House: Yes? - Heart attack. 359 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,665 If you really cared about me, you'd find me a better corpse. 360 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,543 There's no other deaths. There's one woman who was in a car accident. 361 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,877 Bad one, I hope. 362 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,171 The organ procurement people have been notified. 363 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,297 Give me her file. 364 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,842 It's in the er, they're still working on her. 365 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,511 Age? About 40. 366 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,221 Young, damn. 367 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,431 Young is good. 368 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,516 Smoker? Don't know. 369 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,560 - Find out. - She's still alive. 370 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,663 Even if we get on the list, we can't go near her... 371 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:11,855 Ovewveig ht? 372 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,857 She's on the hefty side. 373 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,401 Excellent. Our odds just went up. 374 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,319 What odds? What is this? 375 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,823 60% of potential donor hearts get tossed in the trash 376 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,741 because there's something wrong with them. 377 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,493 With fat people, it's closer to 80. 378 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,245 But if her heart's no good, then... 379 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:30,790 Big fat, sloppy heart beats no heart at all. 380 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,853 - Are you Mr. Neuberger? - Yes. 381 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,939 I'm Dr. House. I need to ask you a few questions about your wife. 382 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,107 Is she gonna be okay? 383 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,067 I'm afraid I don't know that. 384 00:21:58,401 --> 00:21:59,903 Could you tell me about her accident? 385 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,531 They think she fell asleep, went off the road. That's all they told me. 386 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,492 Any problems with her health up until now? 387 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:06,659 Why? 388 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,954 Please, it's important. 389 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,458 She had a fever today, but othewvise she was... 390 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,336 - How high? - About 101. 391 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,715 She hasn't missed a day of teaching in years. 392 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,593 And I should've made her stay home. 393 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,221 Any other symptoms? 394 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,641 A stomachache. Who cares? She was in a car crash! 395 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,726 - Mr. Neuberger? Yeah? - My name's Ellen stambler. 396 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,437 I'm the organ procurement coordinator for southern New Jersey. 397 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:38,650 I just want to assure you that we'll treat her organs with care and dignity. 398 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:41,986 Her organs? 399 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,866 Laura died? 400 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,911 I'm sorry, I thought... 401 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,331 She was just pronounced dead. 402 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,542 I thought he was telling you. 403 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,377 I didn't know. 404 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,880 You should never make assumptions. 405 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,468 What did you want from me? 406 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,056 I'm sorry for your loss. 407 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,767 But I need your wife's heart. 408 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,862 The organ procurement coordinator just left the hospital. 409 00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:28,366 Means we got lucky. Either that or she's getting lunch. 410 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:31,494 Dead woman's last name have a "u" or a "w"? 411 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,871 You're hacking into a confidential patient file? 412 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,707 Is that a problem for you? 413 00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,625 It's a "u". N-e-u. 414 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,003 House: Berger. 415 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:47,385 Three minutes ago, her organs were officially declared "not viable." 416 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,721 Time to go dumpster diving. 417 00:23:58,813 --> 00:23:59,856 Foreman: Hey! 418 00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:02,900 She's got hepatitis c. Her alts are three times normal. 419 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,820 With Henry's immune system down, an infected heart will kill him. 420 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,572 Fortunately, she didn't have hep c. 421 00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,991 - She tested positive. - Her history says othewvise. 422 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,596 Her husband told me she was running a fever with stomach pains, 423 00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,704 not symptomatic of hep c. 424 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:48,321 What are you doing? What are you doing? 425 00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:50,448 Hey, what are you doing? 426 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,450 Again, sorry. 427 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,952 But we need to talk. 428 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:59,374 Mr. Neuberger has every right to take his wife off the ventilator. 429 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,376 His wife signed an organ donor card. 430 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:04,545 Which became invalid when her organs were turned down. 431 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:07,340 I can use them! I just need some time. 432 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,300 Committee says they won't take her heart. 433 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,719 Another committee says a guy can't have a heart. 434 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,304 It's a marriage made in heaven. 435 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,229 I could find a surgical team that can do this, 436 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:18,059 classify it as experimental. It's not gonna screw with their numbers. 437 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,663 This is what she wanted. She wanted her organs to help other... 438 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,647 She never wanted to be kept alive on a ventilator! 439 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:24,565 She's not, she's dead! 440 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:27,151 She's not in pain, she's not suffering, 441 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:29,529 it's just her meat we're dealing with here. 442 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,450 - This is my wife. - Not anymore. 443 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:37,578 She deserves some respect, some dignity. 444 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:39,288 - I respect the living. - Right! 445 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:41,999 That is why you made me think that you were her doctor, 446 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,919 made me believe that maybe there was some hope. 447 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,547 - I never said that I was her doctor. - Fine! You didn't lie, 448 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,590 but you sure as hell didn't give me any respect. 449 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,884 I'm taking her off the machines. Now. 450 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,179 Nicely played. 451 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,389 It's not over. 452 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,189 Excuse me. Are you Mr. Neuberger? 453 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,150 Yeah, why? 454 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,693 I'm Amy arrington. 455 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,529 I wanted to thank you. 456 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,706 This girl's father will die by next weekend 457 00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:23,624 unless he gets your wife's heart. 458 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,377 House, don't you think that's a little manipulative? 459 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:29,297 No. It's hugely manipulative. 460 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,215 You're an ass. 461 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:34,469 Hey, listen! You take your wife off life support 462 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:37,263 and I'll have forgotten about this in two weeks. 463 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:38,639 Gail here, on the other hand... 464 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,142 - Amy. - Whatever. 465 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:46,647 You're mad at me. Fine, I get that. Take it out on me, not on her. 466 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:07,543 Fine. Your dad can have her heart. 467 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:34,195 Fever, stomach pain, raised liver enzymes. 468 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,613 She's sick. 469 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,824 Worse than that, she's dead. 470 00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:40,827 My point is, even if it's not hep c, it's something. 471 00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:42,203 They turned her down as a donor 472 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,914 because if we put that heart into someone, they won't survive. 473 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,707 Whatever made her sick will kill him! 474 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,835 Yeah. So what is it? 475 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:50,545 The enzymes indicate... 476 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:53,339 You want us to do a differential diagnosis on a dead person? 477 00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:54,549 We're going to cure her. 478 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:56,050 We're going to cure death? 479 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,512 Doubt it. 480 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,764 Just wanna get the infection out of her heart 481 00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:03,391 before we get the heart out of her. 482 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,184 The fever indicates an infection. 483 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,354 She probably has hep c and a bad case of the flu. 484 00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,189 Let's assume, just for fun, 485 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:13,109 that the answer is something that might be helpful. 486 00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:15,987 Fever and belly pain. Could be a gall bladder infection. 487 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:17,655 Like that. 488 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,407 Do an mri, stat. 489 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,458 Foreman: You really don't need to be here. 490 00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:32,587 I assume house is a great doctor. 491 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:34,755 Why would you assume that? 492 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:39,218 Because, when you're that big a jerk, you're either great or unemployed. 493 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:43,946 Chase: No sign of gall bladder infection. 494 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,017 - But there was a cyst. - Perfectly round. 495 00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:48,728 Hep c wouldn't cause... The question was never "is it hep c?" 496 00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:51,814 The question was, "given that it's not hep c, what is it?" 497 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,900 - Adenoma? - Not solid enough. 498 00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:57,737 - Cavernous hemangioma? - Not vascular enough. 499 00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:02,074 What if she was sloppy about washing her hands after pooping? 500 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,368 Amoeba infection? 501 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,371 If the amebiasis started in her liver, then spread to her blood, 502 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,249 that would explain all her symptoms, except for the crushed skull. 503 00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,126 But I'm assuming that's from the car crash. 504 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,086 I'll start her on paromomycin and chloroquine. 505 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:15,463 Ten grams each. 506 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,341 That's 20 times the normal dose. 507 00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:21,969 Right, so we'll destroy her retinas and damage her hearing. 508 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,972 Whoever wants those parts is having a very bad day. 509 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:28,351 Couple hours on the meds, she'll be feeling great. 510 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,150 I got your labs. 511 00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,778 - Do you eat Guinea pigs? - No. 512 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:42,615 How about hamsters or mice? Humans? 513 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,408 What are you talking about? 514 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:45,993 Is something wrong with me? 515 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,536 Absolutely nothing. 516 00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:49,372 Your blood work is perfect. 517 00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:53,250 You have lots of vitamins, minerals, all kinds of proteins, 518 00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:58,089 including a little something I like to call bovine serum albumin 519 00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:03,302 which you get from eating the animals mentioned. Or cow. 520 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:07,390 You don't really worship cows. 521 00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:10,267 So I have to wonder, what could be more humiliating 522 00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:14,647 than someone calling your girlfriend a cow and not being metaphorical? 523 00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,831 - Nice. - That's my mom. 524 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,712 Either that's a very old photograph or it's your stepmom. 525 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:40,798 She goes around the house in a bikini. Or less. 526 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,675 I can't stop thinking about her. 527 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,177 My dad's in Europe. I'll be watching TV, 528 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,305 she'll give me a massage. I can't walk for an hour. 529 00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:50,683 Still. Cows? 530 00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:51,851 She's my mother! 531 00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,060 Step. 532 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:57,690 Please? I just need the medicine for three months 533 00:30:57,815 --> 00:31:00,526 until I graduate and I move out of the house. 534 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,113 Please. 535 00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:09,535 You're not gonna have any fun at graduation. 536 00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,664 House: Keep up the good work. 537 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,583 Your shirt is ironed. 538 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,419 That means you haven't told your wife anything. 539 00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:21,213 Let's say you're right. 540 00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:24,091 You're saying I'm right? 541 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,927 No, "let" is saying. 542 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,139 Does it occur to you that maybe there's some deeper guidance 543 00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:31,849 than "keep your mouth shut"? 544 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:35,936 That maybe a friend might value concern over glibness? 545 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:37,563 That maybe... 546 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,609 Maybe I'm going through something 547 00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:44,945 that I need to have an actual conversation about? 548 00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:53,579 Does it occur to you that if you need that kind of a friend, 549 00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:56,332 you may have made some deeper errors? 550 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:08,844 Her heartbeat's irregular. Looks like global hypokinesis. 551 00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:16,352 Stop the meds. 552 00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:19,814 You're giving up? 553 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:22,691 Either we're wrong and her heart is unusable, 554 00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:24,860 or we're right, but the treatment we have 555 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,946 to give her will make her heart unusable. 556 00:32:28,531 --> 00:32:31,158 I'm sorry. You can pull the plug now. 557 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:33,327 Find me another body. 558 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,454 That fat guy on ortho service didn't look so hot. 559 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:39,583 She's not ready. 560 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:42,795 You were ready this morning. 561 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,421 She's not done! 562 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,967 She's got to save that guy. 563 00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,146 House: Alternate theories? 564 00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:02,481 Amebiasis was our best hope. 565 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,692 The fact that her heart rate went back to normal 566 00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:06,402 when we stopped the meds confirms... 567 00:33:06,527 --> 00:33:07,820 What's our second-best hope? 568 00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:11,115 House, put down the wand, there's no obstruction. 569 00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:13,742 Maybe we should just biopsy it. 570 00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:15,953 She's a fridge with the power out. 571 00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:19,874 If we start poking around inside, the vegetable goes bad. 572 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:22,960 No offense. 573 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:24,646 I don't see that we have a lot of choice. 574 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,297 The only way we'll find that infection... 575 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:29,383 Cameron: What if it's not an infection? Toxins can cause similar symptoms, 576 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,427 especially if whatever it is did liver damage. 577 00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:33,429 Her toxin screen was clean. 578 00:33:33,554 --> 00:33:36,932 Those things never cover for any of the really cool toxins. 579 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,935 Run the screen again for whatever you can think of. 580 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,146 You, keep the other patient alive. 581 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,814 You check out the school. 582 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:47,902 And I seem to need to hire another doctor to go search her home. 583 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,280 Come on. 584 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:57,661 If she was taking any medications, I'd know about it. 585 00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:01,582 Does your wife dye her hair? 586 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:06,170 No. Her mom never went gray, she didn't either. 587 00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:08,339 Guess this must be yours, then. 588 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:11,133 Can you think of anything else she might've lied to you about? 589 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:14,261 Any drugs she gave up when she married you? 590 00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:27,775 How are you feeling, sir? 591 00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:29,526 Mr. Arrington? 592 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,153 Mr. Arrington? 593 00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:34,949 What's going on? 594 00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:37,117 His heart's not pumping enough blood to his brain. 595 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:40,621 We're gonna have to give it some help. Get the balloon ready. 596 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,795 Do you use this drawer? 597 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,339 Ronald: No, that's for her vitamins. 598 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,924 And sleeping pills. 599 00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:54,843 She never took sleeping pills. 600 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,220 Okay. 601 00:34:58,514 --> 00:35:00,099 You on a diet? 602 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:11,068 I guess you never really know someone, do you? 603 00:35:11,235 --> 00:35:12,945 Quite the insight. 604 00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:15,698 She lied to you about her hair color 605 00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:18,951 and didn't want you to know she thought she was fat. 606 00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:22,288 Unless you never lied to her about anything that huge, 607 00:35:22,413 --> 00:35:25,207 I think you can probably let those slide. 608 00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:29,336 Diet pills could have messed her up. 609 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,839 Raised the liver enzymes and caused the bellyache. 610 00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:33,424 Not the fever. 611 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,342 Maybe something else set off the fever. 612 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,468 Like what? 613 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:39,263 Before I show you these, they were in a locked drawer in her desk. 614 00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:41,890 The vice principal said that Laura must have confiscated them. 615 00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:45,686 - They've had some problems... - Neither interesting nor helpful. 616 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,814 This, at least, is interesting. 617 00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:51,567 No, it's not. 618 00:35:51,692 --> 00:35:54,570 Sex with teenagers isn't interesting? Where did you grow up? 619 00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:58,032 It isn't helpful. Teenage boys aren't toxins. 620 00:35:58,574 --> 00:36:01,035 What if the cyst isn't a cyst? 621 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,996 Then we have nothing to go on. 622 00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:06,665 I said it's not a cyst. I didn't say it was nothing. 623 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:07,958 What if it's a scar? 624 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,835 Foreman: Fitzhugh-Curtis syndrome? 625 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,920 You're pushing gonorrhea again? 626 00:36:12,046 --> 00:36:13,797 You got anything better? 627 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,842 Test her. And start her on ceftriaxone. 628 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,899 What are you testing for now? 629 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,569 Just some more infections. 630 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:52,044 She's positive for gonorrhea. 631 00:36:54,797 --> 00:36:57,633 I think that's the first time those words have been uttered in joy. 632 00:36:57,758 --> 00:36:58,758 The meds are started. 633 00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,446 Her heart should be clear enough to use in about four or five hours. 634 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:03,013 I'll go tell the families. 635 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:04,431 He's in a coma. 636 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,434 - Start him on dobutamine. - Already did. 637 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:11,647 We either do the surgery now or we find him a new brain, too. 638 00:37:12,106 --> 00:37:15,818 House, she's still got a significant amount of gonorrhea in her system. 639 00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:18,779 Hopefully tomorrow it'll be in his system. 640 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:23,200 I need two O.R.'s and the transplant team. 641 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,286 Orderly: Get ready. 642 00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:29,706 - What is it? - Excuse me. 643 00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:33,627 Insert iv. 644 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,462 Sides up. 645 00:37:35,838 --> 00:37:38,215 What's going on? Is he getting a heart? 646 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,716 Yeah. 647 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,974 Come on, come on. 648 00:37:51,145 --> 00:37:54,898 I assume this means you found out what was wrong with Laura. 649 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,698 She had amebiasis. 650 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:06,493 We just found a different way to get rid of it. 651 00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:10,289 Thank you. 652 00:38:14,168 --> 00:38:15,627 That was kind of you. 653 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,005 I didn't want him going postal on us. 654 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,340 As soon as his wife's heart's in our hands 655 00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:22,509 you can tell him about the gonorrhea. 656 00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:25,012 He's got to be tested. 657 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,973 Preferably before he gets any sympathy sex. 658 00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:02,716 Paddles. 659 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,598 Fifty joules. 660 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,895 Charging. 661 00:39:21,235 --> 00:39:22,528 Charging. 662 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,745 Let's take him off bypass. 663 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,084 Nurse: Okay. 664 00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:39,211 Surgeon: Switch... 665 00:39:50,806 --> 00:39:54,184 Mr. Neuberger, there's something I need to tell you. 666 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:59,856 For the last year 667 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:01,900 or so, 668 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,529 Laura was kind of distant with me. 669 00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:07,281 I don't know why. 670 00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:10,909 I thought maybe she was having an affair. 671 00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:13,078 But, not Laura. 672 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:17,666 And I'm not excusing myself, but when I was traveling during Christmas 673 00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:19,126 I had a... 674 00:40:20,002 --> 00:40:22,004 I had a one-night stand. 675 00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:23,755 I got gonorrhea. 676 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:28,927 - Are you sure... - Yeah. 677 00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:32,848 I should've said something to you. 678 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,601 But I didn't wanna believe that I gave it to her. 679 00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:40,272 That's what made her sick and that was why she got into the accident. 680 00:41:02,753 --> 00:41:04,296 Cecile? 681 00:41:06,006 --> 00:41:07,174 Am I dead? 682 00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:09,051 Hopefully not for a long time. 683 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,304 Why are you here? 684 00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:13,972 Amy called me. 685 00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:18,518 If you do mom again, you gotta wear a condom. 686 00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:22,105 You're gonna have gonorrhea in your system for a while. 687 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:05,482 Could I stay with you for a few days? 688 00:42:06,483 --> 00:42:09,111 You idiot. You told her. 689 00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:10,821 She told me. 690 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,950 Things have been crappy at home lately. 691 00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:17,786 I figured I wasn't spending enough time with her. 692 00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:19,371 I figured... 693 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:25,043 Turns out you're right. 694 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:27,170 It's always about sex. 695 00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:30,507 She's been having an affair. 696 00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:40,058 Want a beer?