1 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,480 ♪ GLRI ♪ 2 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,400 Good morning, it's GLR Breakfast on 94.9 FM... 3 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,510 Wha...?! 4 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,920 Oh, no! 5 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:14,760 Don't go back to sleep, you lazy sowI It's 8 o'clockI 6 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:18,960 You've got three seconds before the saucepan lidsI 7 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,840 Oh, yes! All right! 8 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,920 God Almighty! 9 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:50,840 Miss Magellan? I'm Stephen Claithorne. I believe you're a collector of mysteries. 10 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:55,520 What? Look, I'm sorry, I've only just this second woken up. 11 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,070 We'll get into a tangle if we play questions and answers 12 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,630 so I'll just begin at the beginning. 13 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,080 If this is some tale about a missing hymn book... 14 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,360 It's murder, Miss Magellan. 15 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,320 Cold, clinical and calculated. 16 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:14,320 And it took place last night at my home in Oxfordshire. 17 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,950 The midday papers will be full of it. 18 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:22,360 What they won't explain, what no one can, is how the killer evaporated into thin air... 19 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,910 .. right in front of everyone's eyes. 20 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:29,440 Some miracles you don't want to believe in. 21 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,120 I'll get some coffee on. 22 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:39,190 Are you familiar with the popular novelist Emma Lazarus, 23 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,670 referred to in publishing circles as the Queen of Horror? 24 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,720 Did she write those pukey stories about towns in Arizona 25 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:53,040 where everyone gets their flesh ripped off after the Devil has sex with a lawnmower? 26 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:58,800 My mother-in-law. A lady of rather florid style and ghoulish imagination. 27 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:04,960 Traits not shared by her daughter Lorna, as sweet and sensitive a soul mate... 28 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,910 I never knew Lorna's father. He died in his 30s. 29 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,230 Her mother remarried - an American hairstylist named Tom Terici. 30 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:27,790 They moved to California. We barely saw them from one year to the next. 31 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,320 Till one morning two weeks ago, we found ourselves with three guests. 32 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,600 Emma, Tom and this minder character of theirs... 33 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,720 .. Mr Drucker. 34 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:44,280 I won't say we got on like a house on fire. I avoided her company, which wasn't hard. 35 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,640 My parish makes considerable demands on my time. 36 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:52,800 Your god is no more a reality than the tooth fairy we believed in as children. 37 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,160 Excuse me. I have some work to catch up on. 38 00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:01,480 The only gods that exist are ourselves! We are the gods of our... 39 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:11,160 Plus my absence last night of all nights... All Hallows Eve. 40 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,030 I'd been summoned to the Bishop's for a pep talk. 41 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:20,560 Lorna, her mother and stepfather were returning home from a costume party and dance 42 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,520 about ten miles down the road. 43 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,670 It was just gone midnight. 44 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,640 - How's the migraine? - Zigging and zagging. 45 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,070 Like a rat's chewing on my optic nerve. 46 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:42,070 I hope your friends weren't offended that we left early. 47 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:48,360 Four hours of dancing skeletons and I was just about spooked out for the... 48 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:52,520 - What is it? - He's still there! 49 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,880 Can you believe the staying power? 50 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:04,640 It's not enough he's on our tail back home, he follows you halfway round the world. 51 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,350 That's not a fan, that's a serious piece of brain damage. 52 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:12,360 Because he sends me love letters that tell me I'm a goddess? 53 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,520 The poor wretch is harmless. What'll he do? Serenade me to death? 54 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:20,720 Come on. You gonna do the honours before we all turn in? 55 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,880 Tom... Tom, come on. 56 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,240 Souvenir for the album, hm? 57 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,470 One more for the hell of it. 58 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:35,080 - Oh! - It's OK, I've got it. 59 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:42,600 Check every door and window. Something's brewin' out there. 60 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,560 Tom? 61 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,230 - Jesus! - Drop it! 62 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,230 Drop it! 63 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,990 Ahhh! 64 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:28,800 Bring the car to the door. Leave the keys in the ignition. 65 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,400 Do it! 66 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:02,320 Get out and back away! 67 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,430 What in the name of God...?! 68 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,760 OK, put her down! 69 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,480 Put her down! 70 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,310 The killer was trapped. 71 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:06,270 It was assumed he'd try to buy his freedom using Lorna as hostage, 72 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:11,230 but then, once the door had come down, it all went strangely quiet. 73 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:18,040 I phoned. There's an armed man inside with a woman who's unconscious. You armed? 74 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:36,430 The building was surrounded. There was no other possible way in or out. 75 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:41,920 After 15 minutes, fearing the worst... they re-opened the door... 76 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:47,390 .. to discover, to everyone's utter amazement, 77 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,550 the skeleton had gone. 78 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:11,870 I needn't say what effect this had on me when I got back around one o'clock. 79 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:15,640 By any definition of hell, this had to be it. 80 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,790 Thank God Laura was OK. 81 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,240 Beyond that, the scale of the atrocity... 82 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:28,800 Forgive me. I've come here, a perfect stranger, to burden you with my grief. 83 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:32,350 On the face of it, the whole thing's insoluble. 84 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:38,070 Can a body pass through a solid stone wall or are we all losing our minds? 85 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:45,160 Do me a favour! I grew out of vanishing skeletons before I was in long trousers. 86 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:49,320 On Hallowe'en, you'd think they'd do something more original. 87 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:54,550 He's probably not a even real vicar. Probably wears rubber underwearI 88 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:58,720 If he asks you to pray, don't kneel with your eyes closed! 89 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:04,120 Right... several intriguing features. I thought so. 90 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:10,120 On the basis of striking while the iron's hot, it's only an hour's drive from your place. 91 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,480 I'm not at my place. I'm at Adam's. 92 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:18,960 I've had a very late night and I've got a 50-minute TV special to go through. 93 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:23,560 Just tell him to bugger off and stop sniffing the nail polish! 94 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:28,480 Right. No. That's... great, then. I'm onto it now. 95 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,400 If anything breaks, I'll give you a bell. 96 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,670 I use him now and again to bounce things off. 97 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:40,560 Bit of a sad character, actually. Ideas man to a conjuror. 98 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,760 OK. 99 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,960 While I'm in the shower, if you fancy a nibble... 100 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,750 .. be my guest. 101 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,960 Whatever time did we get back last night? 102 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:21,310 Last thing I remember, we were in a club watching a girl sing selections from Verdi 103 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:26,080 while two men from the audience removed her G-string with their teeth. 104 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:31,030 Thought you'd never shake the old slapper off. She was all over you like a rash... 105 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,640 Don't judge me too harshly, Jonathan. 106 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:50,000 That was a lethal brand of tequila they were serving last night. 107 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,560 HiyaI 108 00:12:54,240 --> 00:13:00,030 Guess what! ATC are on 48-hour work-to-rule. Both my flights were grounded. 109 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,750 It means we get our weekend back. Are you pleased? 110 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:07,600 I'm salivating into a bucket! Come on up, treasure. 111 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:13,310 Three hours in that sweat-box at JFK! 112 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,880 No, no! 113 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,270 Just for two seconds, Jonathan. 114 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,840 I... 115 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,830 Adam? 116 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,120 Where are you? Don't I get a kiss any more? 117 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,750 Sweetheart, my angel-come-to-earth! 118 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:37,150 - Who's in there? - Oh... I'm sorry. 119 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:43,080 I don't think you've met my creative consultant Jonathan Creek and... er... Bridget? 120 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:47,030 Who, I think you were saying, had to be leaving very shortly. 121 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,870 I preferred this routine when Marcel Marceau did it. 122 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,510 Who is this person? 123 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:15,630 Don't be fooled by the scatty exterior. Her track record is formidable. 124 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,680 Ow! 125 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,560 Lucky there was no paint left in them. 126 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:50,950 So... if I could just run back over a couple of things. 127 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:57,070 Mr Terici, after the murderer had come in and closed the door... 128 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:02,110 About 30 seconds before anyone else went round the back of the building? 129 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:07,990 So that, if by any trickery, he'd managed to get out any other way... 130 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:14,720 He'd have set off sensor lights, which didn't come on till a police officer ran in front of them. 131 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,440 OK. 132 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,270 Mrs Claithorne... 133 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,430 .. I know how painful this is, 134 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:26,600 but you definitely remember nothing after you blacked out on the landing? 135 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:32,630 Nothing that happened in this garage? No sounds or images? Smells? 136 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,950 All I remember... was... 137 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,990 Right. 138 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,550 But when he grabbed you up in the bedroom, 139 00:15:55,720 --> 00:16:00,030 was there anything about this person, about his body or voice...? 140 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,910 He just... 141 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:20,400 That's... been very helpful. I'm really sorry. Thanks. 142 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,960 This place holds too many horrors. Come on. 143 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,760 I'll go and put the kettle on. 144 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:39,120 If you want to join us once you've... completed your investigations. 145 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,110 Where the police dog peed on the floor. 146 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,320 They didn't find anything either. 147 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,270 Miss Magellan, right? 148 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:25,830 Hal Drucker. Security to Emma Lazarus for 13 years. Kinda funked it last night. 149 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:30,040 - No one's to blame... - I knew the guy was wacko. 150 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,030 Guy, Mr Drucker? 151 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:37,040 Started a year ago with fan mail. Three or four a week. 152 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:42,670 Just signed himself "Your devoted disciple always". Pretty soon it's getting unhealthy. 153 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:46,840 The guy's staking out her home. Just watching and staring. 154 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,870 I try to get near him, he's gone - like a jackrabbit. Next, he shows up here. 155 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,840 England. I mean, come on, this is sick! 156 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:00,030 You don't wanna know what this individual is capable of. Last night, we found out. 157 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,400 Want my opinion of what turns a man's brain like that? 158 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,760 If we're talking who's to blame for the murder of Emma Lazarus. 159 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,510 Sick breeds sick, Miss Magellan. 160 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:20,630 The sooner we face up to that, the sooner we can pull our society out of the sewer! 161 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,840 The frame's slightly warped at the top here. 162 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:33,000 I turned away to go and get a hammer. That's when he must've come in and... 163 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,920 I felt this sudden raw pain - like he'd sliced into a nerve. 164 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,520 - Sounds familiar. - Knocked me out cold. 165 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,880 I didn't even hear the gunshot. 166 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:49,040 There's no sign of anything in the background, but, then... it's not always obvious. 167 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:54,040 - Is it OK if I hang on to these? - No, it's not OK! 168 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,200 The last pictures of my mother alive - they don't leave this house. 169 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,200 Sorry, I-I shouldn't have... 170 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:07,840 To my dying day, I'll be haunted by a feeling of... irresponsibility... 171 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:14,520 .. as if somehow, I should have known, I should've been there to do something. 172 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,280 - He's a happy bunny. - It's Gary Lobo. 173 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,230 He was helping my wife with her new book. 174 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,680 I... um... thought she always wrote alone. 175 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,830 It wasn't a novel this time. 176 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:37,030 She was working on her autobiography or, more accurately, autobiographies. 177 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,990 - Say again? - An account of her many lives. 178 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:46,880 From high priestess of the Aztec empire through her other existences, 179 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:51,040 as a courtesan to King Charles I, a Russian countess, 180 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:55,240 and a Zulu at Rorke's Drift, right up to present day. 181 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:59,920 So what are you telling me? Emma Lazarus believed in reincarnation? 182 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:05,680 A field in which Mr Lobo claimed to have specialist knowledge. 183 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:13,160 "Through a process of hypno-analysis, flotation therapy and sensory deprivation, 184 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,520 "I will penetrate the shell of your conscious mind 185 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:21,280 "to unlock the soul and all its secrets that reside within. " 186 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,110 We all look for ways to explain the unexplainable. 187 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,270 Emma's life, ideology, hardly met with my approval, 188 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:35,440 but... wherever she is now, let's trust she's at peace. 189 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:42,720 Definitely. Well, I think I have... everything I need. 190 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:49,280 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do: I'll run this past my associate 191 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,480 and be in touch first thing tomorrow morning. 192 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,040 I'll see myself out. 193 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,120 He steps inside the garage, drops her, closes the door. 194 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,270 They open the door. Where the hell's he gone? 195 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,720 Not through nine inches of Cotswold stone! Or a concrete floor! 196 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:13,880 Plus you've got sensor lights all the way round, so if he had got out, he'd have triggered them... 197 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,960 - Let me know if I'm boring you! - You're not boring me. 198 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:24,070 Jonathan, we're looking at a scenario for which there is no conceivable explanation. 199 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:28,630 There's always an explanation. You've just got to think round corners. 200 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:33,160 Don't only see what you're meant to see. Watch this trick. 201 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,040 A girl selected at random from the audience, 202 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,190 invited to have a go on the trampoline. 203 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,920 She starts bouncing up and down... 204 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,880 .. higher and higher. 205 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:52,080 Eventually explodes in a puff of smoke. 206 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,310 Where did she go? 207 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,040 She's not an audience member, she's a gymnast. 208 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:03,590 - Oh, great! That's a cheat for a start! - The whole thing's a cheat! 209 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:08,550 After she's been up and down a few times, another tab comes in downstage. 210 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,520 Black velvet to match the backdrop. 211 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:16,550 Tiny smoke charge set off to mask her as she disappears behind the drape. 212 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:22,480 She grabs hold of a bar and hangs on, as the bar... 213 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,000 .. and the tab... are thrown back up. 214 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,520 Adam Klaus gets a standing ovation. 215 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,910 What's this? The cabinet where she miraculously reappears? 216 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,640 No, that's my tea. Thank you. 217 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:45,960 - Tea? Who eats Weetabix for their tea? - Very effective. You should try it. 218 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,320 Oh, yeah, 219 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,870 I'll bet you're little Mr Regular, aren't you? 220 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,280 Like clockwork with you, is it? 221 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,040 Every morning on the dot at seven? 222 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,400 Between seven and seven-thirty. 223 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:05,160 I bet you do, too. Why doesn't that surprise me for a single second? 224 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,320 - If you've got a problem in that department... - Who's got a problem?! 225 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,870 It happens when it happens. I don't have to set my watch by it. 226 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,240 You've got no worries, then. 227 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,510 None whatsoever. 228 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:26,720 When this photo was taken, it's definitely her husband Terici inside the costume? 229 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:31,670 The killer got in through the French windows. Hit him from behind to switch places. 230 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,280 Hmm. 231 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:37,670 And I didn't come here for a lecture on bowel frequency, as it happens. 232 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:43,230 - But the paint tins were empty. - What? 233 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,040 The paint tins you knocked off that shelf were all virtually empty. 234 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,320 You'll be in the theatre all day tomorrow 235 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,480 in case I want to drop by after I've paid Mr Lobo a visit? 236 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:02,800 Right. And don't fall for any of his phoney sales talk. 237 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,720 - What's that supposed to mean? - Come on! 238 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,590 It's prime girlie material, isn't it, reincarnation? 239 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,760 Falls into the same category of persuasive bollocks as astrology. 240 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,990 He conned Emma Lazarus. Don't let him con you. 241 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,760 Thanks ever so much! 242 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:25,390 Do you think I'd swallow all that garbage about delving back into past lives? 243 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,550 Credit me with a bit of common sense. 244 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,160 As your body drifts deeper... 245 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,280 .. let yourself go deeper. 246 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,400 To the very nucleus of your being. 247 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,550 We're going to increase the temperatures now. 248 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,200 The waters will dissolve into a void of darkness, 249 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,920 as slowly you regress... 250 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:03,390 .. back to the soft, warm moistness of the womb... 251 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,870 .. beyond the moment of birth. 252 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:18,400 I won't be spending time in a tank of boiling hot ink again. I feel like a poached octopus. 253 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,310 I found her novels disturbing yet compelling. 254 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,320 When she writes of a mutant foetus 255 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,000 that strangles a young girl with its umbilical cord, 256 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,880 the metaphor is... er... 257 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,640 .. obvious. 258 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:40,640 To mine the vilest seams of obscenity to get to the core of the human condition. 259 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:48,270 And making wads of money selling loads of tacky books didn't really come into it? 260 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:58,000 - What the hell is this?! - Your order, madam. Poached octopus. 261 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:02,950 Poached oct...?! Have you gone stark, staring bonkers?! 262 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:07,120 If there's been a mistake, I'll return it. You can place another order. 263 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,480 No, all right. 264 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:14,400 Go on, then. You might as well leave it now that it's here, I suppose. 265 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:20,400 So how long had you known Emma Lazarus? 18 months? 266 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,470 Popping to her place in the States. 267 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:28,590 - The last time you saw her here was when? - Monday afternoon. 268 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:34,440 She came by to discuss the book, we talked about life, death. Mainly death. 269 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,960 As she left, I said I'd see her in a week's time. 270 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:43,320 She just turned... smiled a rather weak smile, 271 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,680 but said... nothing. 272 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,280 You're going to think it really odd that I say this... 273 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,440 - Say what? - I got the weirdest feeling. 274 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,360 She didn't expect to be alive in a week's time. 275 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,590 Spooky stuff. 276 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,400 You reckon she knew her days were numbered? 277 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,760 And I reckon she knew who it was that was planning to kill her. 278 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:21,920 The police are scouring the country for this stalker that kept following her around, 279 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,870 but, I don't know, it's too glaringly obvious for my money. 280 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,270 It gets us no further with the REAL question. 281 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,750 How did Mr Skeleton Suit disappear from that garage? 282 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,230 Oh, that's the easy bit. 283 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,390 Oh, give me a break. 284 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,160 You can't have worked that out. You haven't even been there. 285 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,520 If what you told me is correct, there's only one way it could've happened. 286 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:51,150 - The empty paint tins? - Precisely. 287 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,110 - And you said something about a hacksaw. - Right. 288 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,390 So? 289 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,960 Well... to get to the root of this problem... 290 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,320 .. turn your concept of what happened on its head. 291 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,200 Jonathan. 292 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:14,310 - Hi. How are you? - Oh, hi... um...? 293 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,080 - Bridget. - Bridget, that's right. 294 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,550 You don't remember, do you? You and me in the bath together yesterday. 295 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,840 Of course. Absolutely. How are you doing? You all right? 296 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,750 Is Adam in his dressing room? 297 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,910 Through that door. Just follow the signs. 298 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,910 A story and a half there. 299 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:41,550 She's got her claws into Adam, but he doesn't want to know because... 300 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,680 You want a word for it? Try extortion. She stitched me up, Jonathan. 301 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:58,840 Give her a bed for the night out of the kindness of your heart, next, she has you for breakfast. 302 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,990 When you say extortion, she doesn't want money. 303 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:07,400 Correct, Jonathan, she does not want money. It's far more blood-curdling than that. 304 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,870 She wants to sing... in MY show. 305 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,590 Her own spot. 15 minutes every night. Operatic arias. 306 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:20,000 - I'm not sure I understand what you're saying. - Understand this. 307 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:26,160 A nightclub dancer with less than zero talent wants me to showcase her work on our tour 308 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,000 or she'll give the papers details of our one-night stand. 309 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:36,440 In the absence of photographic evidence, she's proposing to give them drawings. 310 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,150 You're not serious?! 311 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,880 She's caught a certain essence of you! 312 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,760 - What are you gonna do? - Pay her off. 313 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,390 She'll have her price. Just don't bid too high too soon. 314 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:02,160 Oh, I see. It's down to me to clear up this mess, is it? 315 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,310 A simple dematerialisation, Jonathan. 316 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,280 I want her out of my life. 317 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,110 £5,000, Bridget. 318 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,960 - What, are you deaf or something? - 6,000. 319 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,920 I'm not interested. 320 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,790 Nathan, will you leave that and do your homework! 321 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:28,600 - He loves anything with revolving blades. - I'm authorised to go up to £10,000. 322 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,760 I know Adam. If you push him too far, he'll call your bluff. 323 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:37,790 You don't get it, do you? I don't want money. I want a chance. 324 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:44,510 To get out of the gutter. To perform the music that I love. 325 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:54,030 Now, where have those shoes gone? Where have THEY disappeared to? 326 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,680 Shoes. 327 00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,400 - Absolutely right. Where did they go to? - What? 328 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,240 Nathan, come away from that! 329 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,280 Yes, I'm afraid I've rather lost the plot on this now. 330 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:20,640 Who breaks open a coffin in the night to remove the head of a dead body? 331 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:26,160 The service will go ahead tomorrow, but the funeral will now have to wait. 332 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,870 You say we just missed your wife? 333 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:53,040 I'm afraid she goes visiting parishioners on a Tuesday afternoon. 334 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:58,200 Hopefully get her mind off events here. I think you'll find her at Mr Snetterton's. 335 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,120 - Old chap's 91 and just out of hospital. - Snetterton? 336 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,350 Yes. See the bungalow that backs onto our garden? 337 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,800 Mrs Claithorne, I'm sorry if it's inconvenient to talk to you here... 338 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,950 No, no, do come in. 339 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,840 I hope we're not disturbing Mr Snetterton, only there were a couple of points... 340 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,990 You won't disturb Mr Snetterton, I'm afraid. 341 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,880 He passed away a few minutes ago. 342 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,950 Oh, dear. 343 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:02,910 He was over 90. His heart had been gradually running out of steam. 344 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,950 Hadn't he just come out of hospital? 345 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:11,590 Yes. For some other minor operation. They just kept him in overnight. 346 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,520 - Having a wart removed, it says here. - I-It's just... 347 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:21,840 Before he died, there was something he said about the other night when... 348 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:28,080 About half-past twelve, he heard a noise outside the window. 349 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,790 He looked out and saw... a skeleton... 350 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,710 .. climbing over the back fence into his garden. 351 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:40,800 He said it ran out onto the road and then away down towards the river. 352 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:51,520 So I wonder whether you've actually figured the whole thing out. While you were in the bath 353 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,470 Oh, no, you'd have had other things on your mind then. 354 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,430 On the toilet? Seems to be a productive place for you! 355 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,040 I know! You told me! 356 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:08,150 It was all Adam's mad idea. You didn't enjoy being squashed up against her naked body! 357 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:12,240 - What man would? - The Weetabix didn't work, then? 358 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:19,520 - I beg your pardon? - How many days is it now? Three or four? 359 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,990 Pour the tea. 360 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,950 Anyway, look, come on. I've admitted defeat. Let's get on with it. 361 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,120 - The bit you enjoy. Treating me like a moron. - No. 362 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:42,230 The bit where YOU enjoy making me feel like I'm treating you like a moron. 363 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:48,480 You're capable of reasoning it out for yourself if only you'd stop taking things at face value. 364 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,520 What have we got? 365 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:57,150 Someone puts on a skeleton costume, goes upstairs, shoots Emma Lazarus. 366 00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,920 Her daughter Lorna is grabbed by the killer and knocked unconscious. 367 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,070 All this is verified by our bodyguard, Mr Drucker. 368 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,230 Drucker gets the car out. 369 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:12,190 He and Terici watch as the skeleton carries Lorna into the garage and closes the door. 370 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:17,150 The police arrive and surround the garage - a solid, stone-walled garage. 371 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:23,110 No way could anyone possibly get out. What's our first conclusion? 372 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,270 That he didn't get out. 373 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,640 So when they opened the garage door, the skeleton... 374 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,680 - Must've still been in there. - Good. 375 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:37,840 But it wasn't in there! Where could it go in an empty room with absolutely no hiding place? 376 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,360 No hiding place except... 377 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,550 The paint tins? 378 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:47,680 I'm sorry, what level of surrealism are we operating on here? 379 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,400 This is where you and everyone else give up. 380 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,190 You're sticking to what's likely instead of what's logical. 381 00:36:55,360 --> 00:37:00,960 How do you fit a body into paint tins?! Short of chopping it into bits, it's safe... 382 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,440 What? What are you telling me now? 383 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,800 - How many people walked into that garage? - Two. 384 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,080 WALKED into that garage. 385 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,320 One. With one over his shoulder. 386 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,270 And how much of the one over his shoulder did anyone see? 387 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,120 A body in a long black witch's dress, 388 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,480 a white waste-length wig hanging down so it covered her head. 389 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:34,320 But we KNOW it was Lorna because she was in there when they opened... You are jesting. 390 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,750 She was the skeleton? And the body was some sort of dummy? 391 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,960 To pull off a trick this good... 392 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,920 .. you'd have to go to a helluva lot of trouble. 393 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,310 Lorna Claithorne and the killer had to be in on it together. 394 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:58,480 When she made a break for it and he knocked her out, all choreographed, 395 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,110 she wasn't unconscious at all. 396 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,800 .. leave the keys in the ignition. 397 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:11,400 When the key witness, Mr Drucker, was ordered to go and get the car, 398 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,760 that's when they pulled the switch. 399 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,520 An electronic mouthpiece distorts the voice. 400 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:30,470 When the skeleton appears outside the front door, it's now Lorna inside. 401 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:36,640 What we thought was Lorna's body is a foam - rubber shape with her dress, shoes and wig on. 402 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:47,560 Once the door's closed, the costume comes off. She puts her own gear back on. 403 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:51,720 She's got a foam-rubber body and a skeleton suit to dispose of. 404 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,000 The hacksaw's handy. She cuts it up into bits. 405 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,670 Hides them all out of sight, 406 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,120 figuring, correctly, that people are hardly gonna open a paint tin 407 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,480 to look for a murderer. 408 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:12,030 Next morning, no one's about, the evidence is removed and disposed of, 409 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,400 leaving nothing behind but a few rubber crumbs. 410 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,590 They were in it together? Lorna and who? 411 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:25,120 It's a silly detail, but... I dunno, but if you actually examine it. 412 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:30,070 A person comes in from outside, knocks out Emma Lazarus's husband. 413 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:35,790 Puts on his costume. He could have put it on over his clothes, but what about his shoes? 414 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,950 The costume already has boots built into it. 415 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,120 You couldn't get them on over your shoes, so where did they go? 416 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:48,070 Still can't credit it. The way she manufactured all those tears, all that grief. 417 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:51,630 How do people do that? She certainly took me in. 418 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,520 Hmm. 419 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:59,310 Next question. How the hell do you nail her? She's obviously a very clever cookie. 420 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,400 Maybe. Maybe not as clever as we think. 421 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,790 - Meaning what? - That story she spun us this afternoon. 422 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,400 The bloke seeing the killer run away through his garden. 423 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,240 Obviously complete gobshite to keep us off the scent. 424 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,190 Old guy had just popped it. We've only got her word for what he said... 425 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,390 - Except, of course... - What? 426 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:32,760 I dunno, it might be worth you giving that hospital a ring in the morning. 427 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,720 Talk to the doctor who removed his wart. 428 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:57,630 She sorted out MY problem. Talk about putting Weetabix out of business. 429 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,800 What about the hospital? Did you get any joy with Mr Snetterton's wart? 430 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,870 Great. It's just as we thought. 431 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,440 Now, are you sitting down? 432 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,600 I've taken this thing apart, tried to put it back together and found it won't go. 433 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,360 And I think I've finally worked out why. 434 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,430 Very moving. Shame about memorial services, I suppose. 435 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:34,760 The deceased can't be there to hear just how much she was adored by family and friends. 436 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,800 You intimated you'd made some progress. 437 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,870 - What did you mean... - Yes... 438 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:45,280 Can we talk somewhere else? Don't want to turn this into a national press briefing. 439 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,840 If you've got anything stronger than Communion wine in there, 440 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,990 have it standing by. 441 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,600 I'm sorry, Mrs Claithorne, we know. 442 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,960 We know you and the killer planned it together. 443 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,910 That it was YOU in that costume coming out of the house. 444 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,920 The body was a lump of foam you cut up and hid away. 445 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,390 What kind of preposterous...?! 446 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:13,110 It's not easy listening, Mr Claithorne, I know. 447 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,880 We do have evidence that your wife has been lying to us. 448 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,190 The old gentleman you visited yesterday - Mr Snetterton. 449 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,350 You said, before he died, 450 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:28,230 he talked about a figure in a skeleton suit running away through his garden. 451 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,470 Are you saying I invented that? 452 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,680 You knew he'd been to hospital to have a wart removed. 453 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:42,360 I wonder if you knew which part of his anatomy that wart was on. 454 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:46,830 A glance at the letter on the table might've given you a clue. 455 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,590 It was on his vocal cords, Mrs Claithorne. 456 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,760 And according to the specialist I spoke to this morning, 457 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,910 there's no way he could've got his voice back 458 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:05,440 to be able to talk to you less than 24 hours after laser treatment. 459 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,190 He'd... already passed away... 460 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,350 .. before I got there. 461 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:22,350 I suppose, when I saw you coming up the path, I just thought... 462 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,310 .. maybe I could... Oh, God forgive me! 463 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,550 Forgive you both? 464 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,960 You and your step-father? 465 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,480 Tell me this is some baseless fabrication. 466 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,230 No one came through those windows. 467 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:53,440 No one knocked you out, no one else put on your costume. 468 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,830 Because it was you that went upstairs, shot your wife, 469 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,390 and staged this elaborate piece of theatre with your step-daughter. 470 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:08,830 Of course, the idea was for... Lorna to drive away in the car 471 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,830 so she'd eventually be found on her own in the back. 472 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:19,800 - When that all went wrong... - You had to improvise. 473 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,750 The problem was it left us with a impossible vanishing act, 474 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,120 which was never part of the plan. 475 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:30,910 In God's name, how could you conceive anything so monstrous?! 476 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,920 I suspect the answer to that is, they didn't. 477 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:39,200 A complex and grisly scenario spawned by the demonic brains of a vicar's wife 478 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,670 and a part-time hairdresser? 479 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:46,040 This has more in common with that bedtime story I was reading. 480 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:51,990 This entire nasty crime has the classic stamp of Emma Lazarus all over it. 481 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:58,440 And, if we're right about that... there's only one fairly dramatic interpretation 482 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,640 to be placed on what happened. 483 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:06,640 Which is where we get into a real ethical nightmare, when we talk about euthanasia. 484 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,280 She had no fear of death, a stepping stone to another existence. 485 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,480 And Gary Lobo was convinced she'd seen it coming. 486 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,480 I wonder why. 487 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,520 No one but Lorna and I knew... 488 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,880 .. just how ill she was. 489 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:34,240 How many months it would be, how much longer she could go on passing off the bad migraines. 490 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,960 A long, excruciating exit... 491 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,230 .. wasn't Emma's style. 492 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:47,470 She'd... lived her life in technicolour. 493 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:55,550 How could her death be anything less than... gloriously... tastelessly gothic? 494 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:19,600 Of course, there were considerable benefits to dressing it all up as a murder. 495 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,360 Life insurance, the advance on her next three novels. 496 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,240 No, Miss Magellan, 497 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,350 I can't look back with any pride on what we did. 498 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,640 To say that every last detail was her invention, 499 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:39,270 that she wore down our objections with the force of her titanic personality... 500 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,310 .. is no defence at all. 501 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,630 I simply thank God that her suffering's over. 502 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:54,230 Well, pick the ethical bones out of that one. 503 00:46:54,400 --> 00:47:01,880 Sorry, my spiritual equanimity seems to have deserted me for some unfathomable reason. 504 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,590 Oh, Stephen... 505 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,560 .. I don't know... Oh, help me! 506 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,230 May I respectfully ask a question? 507 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:21,950 To what possibly end was the atrocity of the night before last committed? And by whom? 508 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,920 What do we think? 509 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,790 A final perverse act of "love" 510 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:32,110 by someone who couldn't bear never to set eyes on her again? 511 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:38,070 You were the one who said it, Mr Drucker. Sick breeds sick. 512 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:45,030 Excuse me, sir, can I just take your luggage for take-off? Sir? 513 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,190 Your luggage. 514 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,270 Just put it in here, sir. 515 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,440 Thank you. 516 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:15,350 Never mind your next book, I can smell movie rights. 517 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:19,910 If you're looking for names, I can put you in touch with Hollywood's finest. 518 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,630 I've had enough of Californian culture for a bit, thanks. 519 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,950 Oh, you arrogant little witch! 520 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,080 Not here. She can't do this to me. 521 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:35,880 - Jonathan? - I went as high as you said, then doubled it. 522 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:40,040 She won't be bought. You're gonna have to put her in the show. 523 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,320 She'll kill me. Either way, I'm dead. 524 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,800 One second. 525 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,000 What did you say? 526 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,870 Just that she'd been used. That all men are bastards. 527 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:25,830 It would do her singing career no good to be associated with such an odious slime-ball. 528 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:31,550 She'd be better screwing you for every penny and the cheque would be in the post. 529 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:41,710 Do you know what I love about her, Jonathan? She's such a terrific liar!