1 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,625 [overlapping social media audio] 2 00:00:57,958 --> 00:01:01,583 [overlapping social media audio continues] 3 00:01:11,416 --> 00:01:13,625 [man on video] Down on the ground! I said down on the ground! 4 00:01:13,708 --> 00:01:16,875 [overlapping social media audio continues] 5 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:24,541 [passionate moaning] 6 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:29,750 [passionate moaning continues] 7 00:01:32,833 --> 00:01:35,333 You know you don't have to watch until the end, right? 8 00:01:35,416 --> 00:01:38,375 It's obviously porn... just delete it and move on. 9 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:41,583 -I'm stalling. -What's your count? 10 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:44,083 19. 11 00:01:44,958 --> 00:01:47,791 You better move if you want to hit your quota. 12 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:52,208 I'm just afraid of what's going to pop up next. 13 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:55,625 -It's better porn than murder. -Hmm? 14 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:58,417 It all sort of blends together. 15 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:01,750 [passionate moaning] 16 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:04,625 [sudden silence] 17 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,041 [mouse wheel scrolling] 18 00:02:23,666 --> 00:02:25,583 [video/audio playing] 19 00:02:30,708 --> 00:02:33,083 [woman in video breathing heavily] 20 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:38,708 [woman screams; sharp thud] 21 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:40,250 [car alarm in video blares] 22 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:42,541 [mouse wheel scrolling] 23 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,875 The job is easy... 24 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:52,250 You sit at a desk, you stare at a computer, 25 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:57,041 and you peruse social media, which is what you probably do all day anyways. 26 00:02:58,041 --> 00:03:02,708 But here you'll be reviewing posts that have been flagged by users. 27 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:05,125 We call them tickets. 28 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:09,375 If a ticket violates our corporate mandated "Terms of Use"... 29 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,000 click delete. 30 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:14,583 If not, click approve. 31 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:16,750 That's it. 32 00:03:18,541 --> 00:03:19,792 Some tickets are nonsense. 33 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:22,375 People being overly sensitive. 34 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:25,292 Others, well, they can be impactful. 35 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:27,375 I will walk you through a few examples. 36 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:33,208 Footage of a man killing a rabbit is animal torture and should be removed. 37 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:36,875 But footage of a man killing a rabbit and then eating it 38 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:41,000 could be considered culinary and should remain up. 39 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:45,917 Makes sense, right? Always consider intent. 40 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:50,625 Does the post condemn or support? Are we looking at something real or fake? 41 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:53,625 Satire or sincerity? 42 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:55,958 Nuance is key. 43 00:03:56,875 --> 00:04:01,291 The next ticket is a little more complicated, so pay close attention. 44 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,375 [loud clatter] 45 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,000 I've got an idea: why don't I just burn the whole building down? 46 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:15,250 I can make this fucking place disappear. 47 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:20,083 All I need is some kerosene, a box of matches, and a can-do attitude! 48 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:23,791 Comments, questions, concerns?! 49 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:30,708 [loud clatter] 50 00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:35,916 Should we do something? Calm him down? Call security? 51 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:40,208 Hello...? 52 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:46,792 He does this stuff all the time. It's how he copes. 53 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:50,750 To be honest, we're all kind of annoyed that he never actually follows through with it. 54 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,541 But welcome to the team, by the way. 55 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:16,000 [various social media audio] 56 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,958 [doctor] If you're using a tourniquet, don't tie it too tightly. 57 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:21,292 Blood pressure is good for making veins 58 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,583 appear in the skin, 59 00:05:23,666 --> 00:05:28,583 but it also can push the needle out, make it harder for insertion. 60 00:05:28,666 --> 00:05:30,083 [woman] Thank you, Aaron. 61 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:33,083 Another item that we know prospective nurses 62 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,375 are always interested in learning about 63 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:37,666 is just daily patient care... 64 00:06:01,208 --> 00:06:02,125 Listen to this: 65 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,292 Is your name Chipotle? 66 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:07,917 Because I want to bury my face in your taco. 67 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,542 I can't. 68 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:11,917 You know those apps don't background check, right? 69 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,833 So? So, rapists use them. 70 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:18,375 Okay, well, I'm sweeping left on rapists. 71 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:27,625 Looks like the overnight shift enjoyed themselves again. 72 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:29,083 Jesus. 73 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:33,417 Like, do it in the bathroom or your car. 74 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,875 Help yourself. 75 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:36,500 Thanks. 76 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:44,750 Daisy, you haven't logged in yet. 77 00:06:44,833 --> 00:06:47,958 -What the fuck?! -I'm about to! I'm about to. 78 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:00,375 [overlapping social media audio] 79 00:07:27,291 --> 00:07:30,458 [social media audio continues] 80 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:14,166 [voices shouting angrily] 81 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,917 [man] You get paid to watch porn? 82 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,833 Not just porn, other things, awful things. 83 00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:00,917 Not the kind of stuff you want to talk about on a first date. 84 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,458 Is everyone like horny all the time? 85 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:07,500 Some people seem to be, yeah. 86 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:11,833 But it doesn't affect you? 87 00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:16,750 Eh, also not the kind of thing to get into on the first date. 88 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:19,875 Do you like it? I mean, that's what matters. 89 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:23,500 Uh... It's not what I pictured myself doing. 90 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:26,292 Just don't have any other options at the moment. 91 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:29,666 If you could do any job in the world... 92 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:32,708 what would it be? 93 00:09:34,291 --> 00:09:36,958 A nurse. 94 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,750 -Really? -Yeah. 95 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:42,958 -Not an astronaut or the president? -No... 96 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,667 not interested, not qualified for that. 97 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,458 So go be a nurse. 98 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:50,125 It's not that simple. 99 00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:54,833 There's school and applications and interviews and a test. 100 00:09:54,916 --> 00:09:56,542 Take the test? 101 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:58,750 I did. 102 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:01,042 Still not a nurse. 103 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,875 Hmm. 104 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,625 Ha ha, yeah! 105 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,583 Okay? Huh? 106 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:30,708 Oh ho ho ho ho ho! 107 00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,542 Ring! 108 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:34,000 What was that noise? 109 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,791 [glass shatters] 110 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:43,833 Where'd you get those? 111 00:10:43,916 --> 00:10:46,875 Oh hey, uh, supply closet. 112 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:49,333 Wanna try? 113 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,000 -No, I'm good. -Sure? 114 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:56,000 You go fuck yourself then... Yeah! 115 00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:04,458 What the fuck is wrong with you? 116 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:08,125 Um... Can you be more specific? 117 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:10,000 Why did you delete that video? 118 00:11:12,666 --> 00:11:14,375 Which one? 119 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:22,667 Oh, it's violent and disturbing, and the amount of blood is gratuitous. 120 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:26,083 -It was pinned to a news site. -So? 121 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:29,458 Come on, Daisy. We could get sued! 122 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:31,792 Freedom of speech is a real thing. 123 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:35,500 Okay, but freedom of reach is not. 124 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,708 What the fuck does that mean? 125 00:11:39,791 --> 00:11:43,250 The poor woman killed herself. No one needs to see that. 126 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:47,500 Well, you don't write the guidelines. You follow them. Poorly. 127 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:51,125 Okay, well, sometimes the guidelines are wrong. 128 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:57,000 You haven't been here six months... you're talking out of your ass. 129 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:01,041 Next time you think you know better, try to remember: you don't. 130 00:12:10,791 --> 00:12:12,583 In case you change your mind. 131 00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:22,625 Before we get too deep into anything today, 132 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:27,750 I want to clarify a few changes to our revised terms-of-use packet. 133 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:31,375 There's been some confusion with a particular type of post, 134 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,792 and it's hurting our accuracy rating. 135 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:39,208 Just because a ticket has a bad word does not mean it has to be removed. 136 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,583 Harassment or gratuitous profanity should always be deleted. 137 00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:46,333 But users are allowed to curse if the phrasing is "artistic," 138 00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:48,667 such as song lyrics, or "commendatory"... 139 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,125 something like, You're my favorite person. 140 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:52,250 Oh! Oh! 141 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,250 Yeah, Bob. Yes. 142 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:57,500 Yeah, "person" isn't a bad word. 143 00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:02,708 It's a fill-in-the-blank sort of thing. You get the point, right? 144 00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:06,542 No, I don't. What if I fill in the blank with "asshole"? 145 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:10,750 -That's okay. -What about "asshole toucher"? 146 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,167 Nope. Too sexual. You should know that by now. 147 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,333 What about a racial slur? 148 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,792 All right, that's enough, Bob. 149 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,042 No, I'm being serious. 150 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,958 I come across this stuff all the time, and I never know how to handle it. 151 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:25,958 Like, what if I said, "You're my favorite Mick," or "You're my favorite dot head," 152 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,708 or "You're my favorite cheese-eating moosefucker," 153 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:30,833 which is a term for French-Canadian, I just made up. 154 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:34,458 You can't say any of that. This is a workplace. 155 00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:37,667 But if it were in a ticket, we should approve it, right? Or... 156 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:41,125 Technically, none of those words are on our current banned phrases list. 157 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:46,625 Remember, we're not censors. We are moderators. 158 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,792 [male voice] Deep breath in... 159 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,250 [knock on door] 160 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,250 [man] ...hold it for as long as you can. 161 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,500 Then deep breath out... 162 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:00,666 [knocking on door] 163 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,666 [sighs] 164 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,917 -Hello. -Hey. 165 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,625 Can you keep an eye on Violet? I got called into work. 166 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:19,500 Um, I'm like very in the middle of something right now. 167 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,291 Yeah, I can, uh, smell it. 168 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,583 Okay, sure. Yeah, you can bring her over. 169 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:31,083 Can you give me a second to, like, clean up and open a window? 170 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:34,583 -Good idea. Thanks! -Yep. 171 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:40,292 You hungry? 172 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,291 Not really. 173 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:58,500 -Are you on Reddit? -Mm-hmm. 174 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,542 Oh, Reddit is for adults. 175 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,667 No, it's not. 176 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,292 Yeah, it is. 177 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,166 I've had an account since I was 9. 178 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,333 Okay, um... 179 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,792 Okay, let's make a deal. 180 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:20,542 You can stay up as late as you want, but no tablet and no phone. 181 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:24,458 What's the point of staying up late if I can't use my tablet? 182 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:27,750 Uh, unlimited movies and popcorn? 183 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:31,000 -Can I have beer? -No. 184 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,166 [Violet chuckles] 185 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,958 -Oh, my God. -[laughter] 186 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,250 -Do you want your stars? -Yes, please. 187 00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:23,791 When I was your age, all we had were glow-in-the-dark stickers. 188 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,291 And they never worked. 189 00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:47,667 It was actually kind of eye-opening. 190 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:51,667 Like, the job sucks, but it does protect people. 191 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:56,542 Yeah, like, knights in the shiniest armor. 192 00:16:56,625 --> 00:17:01,833 We watch this shit so no one else has to, like little kids. 193 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:05,250 Yeah, kids annoy me, but yeah, I get it. 194 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,000 Well, we're just like the first responders of the internet, you know? 195 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:11,041 That's like my silver lining from now on, at least. 196 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,792 -I mean, it's a good mindset to have. -Do you think? 197 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:19,042 -Yeah. -I mean, me too. I just... 198 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,667 I thought it when I was violently high, so I wasn't sure. 199 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,583 Oh, by the way, I never asked. How was your date? 200 00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:28,875 Oh, it was good. I think he was cute. He's sweet. 201 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:32,666 -Then you should call him. -Yeah, I should. 202 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,458 [overlapping social media audio] 203 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:47,458 [overlapping social media audio] 204 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,833 [blade rasps] 205 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:04,916 [no audible speech] 206 00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:18,875 [no audible speech] 207 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,750 This in... just so... 208 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,917 Here, take the tourniquet off. 209 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,750 There's too much blood pressure. Makes it hard for the needle to go in. 210 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:38,292 -I saw that on YouTube. -Try to sit still, okay, ma'am? 211 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:41,833 -Okay. -Thank you. 212 00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:43,167 And we're in. 213 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,500 Do you like your job? 214 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:49,000 Sometimes. Sure. 215 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,208 Do you see a lot of bad stuff? 216 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,125 Unfortunately, yeah. 217 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,375 Yes, I do. 218 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:59,083 Car crashes, overdoses. 219 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:03,167 But most of our patients are obese people 220 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,917 who think they're having a heart attack. So... 221 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,583 Did I have a heart attack? 222 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,292 No, sweetie, you didn't. 223 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,542 Okay, let's hook you up. 224 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:17,583 There we go. All set. 225 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:21,500 Mmm. 226 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:25,417 Trust me, you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. 227 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:29,667 Fainting is like a rite of passage at Paladin. We all do it at some point. 228 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,000 Everybody probably thinks I'm a pussy now. 229 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,542 Come on, nobody thinks that. And if they do, fuck them. 230 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:37,208 Literally, go sit on their face and thrust. 231 00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:41,083 'Cause next week, it will be one of them on the floor for sure. 232 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,500 I feel still foggy. 233 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,250 That's like a hangover. It will pass. 234 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,750 You just need to get the bad shit out of your system. 235 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,375 -How? -Sleep it off. 236 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,250 How did I look when I fell? 237 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,542 Was it at least, like, cool and dramatic? 238 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:06,292 Bob tried to give you mouth-to-mouth, and I almost let him. 239 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,833 That's how bad you looked. 240 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,083 I took a video of the aftermath 241 00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,375 whenever you're ready to laugh about it. 242 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:16,000 Yeah, I'm not quite there yet, but thank you for doing that. 243 00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:18,875 It was fun. You were like: 244 00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:20,583 [rapid gasps] 245 00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:23,333 [crickets chirping] 246 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,458 [blade rasps] 247 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,458 [sharp gasp] 248 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,000 Hi, my name is Daisy Morris. 249 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:52,916 I just received an invoice for $2,200. 250 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:57,542 [woman on phone] Okay, ma'am, I need your insurance number. 251 00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:00,958 No, my job does not offer insurance, so I use Medicaid. 252 00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:03,000 [woman] Then there is not much that I can do. 253 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:07,000 Okay, but it's still $2,200. How is that possible? 254 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:09,208 [woman] What we can do is... 255 00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:13,708 [woman continues indistinctly] 256 00:22:15,916 --> 00:22:19,833 Whoa, whoa, hold! An ambulance ride is $900? 257 00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:23,166 Why the fuck does it cost that much? 258 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,000 [laughing] Yeah. 259 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:40,583 Hey, Paul! 260 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,208 New guy, Paul! 261 00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:49,958 What's your email? 262 00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:52,042 Why? 263 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,875 Because I want to send you an email, you fucking dope. 264 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,042 We're doing an office pool... 265 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,458 where we predict which one of us is going to have the next meltdown. 266 00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:02,042 That's pretty cruel. 267 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:04,250 Something to pass the time. 268 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,417 Right now you're the favorite. 269 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,791 -Me? -Yeah. 270 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:18,750 -Someone thinks I'm going to piss my pants? -Yeah, that was me. 271 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:24,333 Uh, you can't bet on yourselves. Don't get any ideas. 272 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:26,208 You really are a dickhead. 273 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:31,000 Yeah, so, uh, so are you in or out? 274 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:33,333 Paul? Out. 275 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:36,041 He's out. 276 00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:44,833 Well, hello. 277 00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:46,958 I figured you'd take the day off. 278 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:50,750 I can't lose a shift. I need the money. 279 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:52,541 You're right. 280 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,292 Goddamn it. 281 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:00,708 What? 282 00:24:02,916 --> 00:24:06,250 Just my first ticket of the morning is a beheading. 283 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:10,250 Oh, yeah. I've seen that one. 284 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:13,917 It keeps popping back up. I don't know why. 285 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,916 But the footage is a little bit blurry, so not too bad, right? 286 00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:30,083 [man] In order to find peace, you must tame your thoughts, 287 00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:34,542 quiet your mind, focus on your loves. 288 00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:37,667 Big breath in. 289 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:41,833 Hold it for as long as you can. 290 00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,666 And big breath out. 291 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:50,833 [man] Feel a sense of being swell within your chest... 292 00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,500 cradling, soothing. 293 00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:57,333 And whatever's causing stress in your life, 294 00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:59,333 just forget about it. 295 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:02,291 Fuck you, you podcast-making dick. 296 00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:07,333 [man] In order to find peace, you must tame your thoughts, 297 00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:10,167 quiet your mind, 298 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,833 focus on your loves. 299 00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:16,125 Big breath in. 300 00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:19,083 Hold it for as long as you can. 301 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,791 [birdsong] 302 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:29,666 [ominous music rises] 303 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:01,875 I'm getting a contact high just looking at you. 304 00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:03,708 Sorry. 305 00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:07,542 At least lie. Do me the courtesy. 306 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:11,916 Okay, I'm not high. I'm very tired. 307 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,167 What do you want? 308 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,792 I want to send the hammer ticket to the police. 309 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:21,500 On what grounds? 310 00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:24,375 Kidnapping, torture, rape. 311 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,000 How do you know the act wasn't staged and consensual? 312 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:30,625 Do you think that girl wanted a nail bashed into her? 313 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:33,833 This is a fetish video. It's gross, yes. 314 00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:35,958 But it's just cheap special effects and bad acting. 315 00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:38,292 Did you hear her scream? Did you watch it? 316 00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:41,375 Like, did you hear that? 317 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:48,292 Daisy, we've been through this. If we go to the cops and we are wrong, 318 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,458 that causes legal problems for our parent company. 319 00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:53,792 I will put it in writing that this is coming from me and not you, 320 00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:55,500 not the company. 321 00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:57,042 -No! -It'll be fine. 322 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,542 You did your job, you clicked delete. 323 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:02,042 -End of story. -I need to do more. 324 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:05,375 Then go volunteer at the shelter. Don't be a martyr, okay? 325 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:09,041 And if this is bothering you so much, talk to the counselor. 326 00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:12,291 Really. 327 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:17,083 We received an anonymous complaint about you. 328 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:19,125 Oh, yeah? 329 00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:21,917 From who? Linda? Fucking tattletale. 330 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,625 I... I just said it was anonymous. 331 00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:27,083 You can tell. Was it Linda? 332 00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,416 Yeah? 333 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,375 Should I jump in to read it out? 334 00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:35,708 Eh, give me the bullet points. 335 00:27:35,791 --> 00:27:39,167 Well, your colleagues are afraid of you, Bob. 336 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:41,167 'Cause I yell sometimes. 337 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:45,375 It's because of what you yell. 338 00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:51,541 Look, work can be frustrating. I get that, right? 339 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,375 But there has to be a better way to manage how you feel. 340 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,083 Like what? 341 00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:01,750 Well, use the tranquility room. 342 00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:05,083 Yeah, when things get difficult 343 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:09,417 pop yourself in there for your nine minutes of wellness time. 344 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,708 Mm. 345 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,542 -Mmm. -Now, I know nine minutes sounds... 346 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:19,792 ...short, but if you clear your head, you'd be surprised how long it can feel. 347 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:22,333 Yeah? 348 00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:26,625 You could try drawing in a coloring book. 349 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:29,917 It can really take your mind off things. 350 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:35,750 Yeah, yeah. I guess so... coloring book, yeah. 351 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:40,917 You know, before I came here, I watched a video of a kid getting molested. 352 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,250 I had to watch it for 20 seconds because it's company policy. 353 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:48,208 Before that it was two people having sex on a dead body. 354 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:51,000 And before that it was some fucking weirdo 355 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:53,333 funneling Mountain Dew into his butt hole. 356 00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:58,125 Do you really think a coloring book is going to erase all that from my memory? 357 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:05,875 To be honest, no, I don't. Okay, I don't, but I do believe that... 358 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:10,292 making some sort of sincere effort might help. 359 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,250 Yeah. 360 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,833 Yeah. 361 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:17,958 You know, the people out there who aren't yelling, 362 00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:20,917 the ones who are just taking it, 363 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,666 that's who you need to worry about. 364 00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:29,250 [mimics submachine gun fire] 365 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:32,375 [mimics shouting] 366 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:35,416 "I'm down here at Paladin..." you get the idea." 367 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:40,375 I'm good... I'm good... 368 00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:48,750 [overlapping social media audio] 369 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,125 [indistinct remark] 370 00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,000 -[man shouts] -[woman, calmly] I hate you. 371 00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:04,041 [man 2] Women are inferior by nature, and I don't care if you disagree. 372 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,667 [woman 2] Fake tits, fake lips and fake ass... 373 00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:13,125 [overlapping social media audio] 374 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:21,250 [sirens wail] 375 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:37,958 Hi. 376 00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:39,875 I'd like to report a crime. 377 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:45,250 [woman screaming] 378 00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:55,833 Do you work at that place off Route 90? 379 00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:57,542 Paladin? 380 00:30:57,625 --> 00:31:02,083 -No. -Where'd you find this? 381 00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:03,958 It popped up on my feed. 382 00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:07,750 -Out of nowhere? -Yeah, out of nowhere. 383 00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:13,250 Was the footage filmed here in Leon County or the state of Florida? 384 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:14,583 I don't know. 385 00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,500 Well, I can only investigate crimes 386 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,458 that occur within my jurisdiction. 387 00:31:18,541 --> 00:31:22,167 Well, you can watch within your jurisdiction. 388 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,083 That's not a crime. 389 00:31:25,958 --> 00:31:27,542 Well, maybe it should be. 390 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:30,708 "I know it when I see it." You ever hear that expression? 391 00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:36,875 Supreme Court? It was about porn. This is porn. 392 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,125 No, it's violence. 393 00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:42,417 Even if this video is real, which I very much doubt, 394 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:45,292 odds are these guys are worlds away from here. 395 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:48,250 Who do I talk to, then? Who is responsible for things like this? 396 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:51,166 [sighs] Look. 397 00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:56,167 I find this video disturbing, like any average person would, 398 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:59,083 but that doesn't automatically make it part of my purview. 399 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:01,958 -I wish there was something I could do. -You don't need to wish. 400 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,250 You're a police officer. You can just go do something! 401 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,375 Unless there's a minor involved, 402 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,917 we can't arrest people for things they watch with their pants down. 403 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,708 We're not the jerk-off police. 404 00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:17,500 Well, you could have fooled me. 405 00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:22,250 I'm calling you a jerk-off, in case that wasn't clear. 406 00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:23,833 Yeah, I get it. Thanks. 407 00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,500 What? 408 00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:00,291 [Ava] I know! 409 00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:13,958 I went to this bar where they were doing this TikTok thing 410 00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:17,292 where everyone had to wear red, yellow, or green. 411 00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:22,375 Red meant leave me the fuck alone, yellow meant approach me, but with caution, 412 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:25,792 and green meant come over and annoy the shit out of me. 413 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:28,208 That sounds like a good system. 414 00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:30,833 Yeah, except for the fact that I was the only girl wearing green, 415 00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:34,583 so everybody was looking at me like I had STDs reading on my forehead. 416 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:38,250 I mean, isn't that why we go out to meet people and misbehave? 417 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:41,708 No, I came here to hang out with you. I don't want to talk to strangers. 418 00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:45,667 Me too, but I want to have a little bit of fun, and I could use a partner in crime. 419 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:48,208 Nobody wants to be a deviant alone. 420 00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:51,042 I don't know, that sounds like a tall ask for me right now. 421 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:56,333 No, it's not. You're 25, you're good-looking, just pick a guy and smile. 422 00:33:56,416 --> 00:33:58,958 I don't want to hate myself after. 423 00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:00,667 Do you hate yourself right now? 424 00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:03,167 A little bit. 425 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:06,417 So the worst-case scenario is the status quo. 426 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:09,750 Drink it. It builds character. 427 00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:12,625 It gives you charisma. It gives you personality. 428 00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:17,125 [beat-driven music plays] 429 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:23,291 [no audible speech] 430 00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:55,458 [man grunting] 431 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:58,083 This... this doesn't feel right. 432 00:34:58,166 --> 00:35:00,167 No, like, can you just push it, push a little bit? 433 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:02,791 -OK, I'll move my leg. Move away. -Where? 434 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:09,416 -Oh, not good. Not good, not good! -Yeah, yeah. I agree. 435 00:35:11,416 --> 00:35:13,542 Do you have KY? 436 00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:17,333 No, I do not have KY. This is not the '90s. 437 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:20,667 Well, I think I think you might be dry. 438 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,833 OK. 439 00:35:22,916 --> 00:35:26,417 I mean, that happens to lots of girls. 440 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,583 It's the alcohol. Don't sweat it. 441 00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:33,333 Besides, we don't have to have sex. 442 00:35:33,416 --> 00:35:35,667 We could do, uh... 443 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:39,833 We could do... other stuff. 444 00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:43,333 Are you kidding? 445 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:47,958 I mean, I came all the way here in the middle of the night. 446 00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:49,791 You can go! 447 00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:53,458 -Seriously? -Yep. 448 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:06,750 What's the Wi-Fi password? I need to call an Uber. 449 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:08,125 Fuck you. 450 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:10,667 Is the "F" lowercase or capital? 451 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,708 Fuck! 452 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:17,166 [man] Bye. 453 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:35,083 [soft gasp] 454 00:36:36,791 --> 00:36:39,458 [gasping] 455 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:22,000 [intriguing music rises] 456 00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:02,333 Oh, what the fuck? 457 00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:07,167 No, that's disgusting. Why would you do that to yourself? 458 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:10,208 Hey, are you okay? 459 00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:13,458 I just watched a guy, like, 460 00:39:13,541 --> 00:39:18,583 cut his dick open and eat a piece of it. 461 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:23,792 But I guess that's culinary, though, and I should approve it. 462 00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:27,125 Hey, hey, if you're gonna throw up, try to actually do it in a trash can 463 00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:30,583 because they charge for carpet cleaning here. 464 00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:34,667 I just uh... I just need some air. 465 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:39,375 Okay, well, lunch is in 16 minutes, so just try to hang on until then. 466 00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:45,458 Not cool, Daisy. He was about to drop. I would have won the pool. 467 00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,541 That's cheating! 468 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:07,000 So where were you before Paladin? 469 00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:12,291 Graduate school for computer science and coding. 470 00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:16,500 Holy shit, you are... 471 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:19,833 tragically overqualified for this job. 472 00:40:23,916 --> 00:40:27,708 In my spare time I've been working on an algorithm that can review tickets. 473 00:40:27,791 --> 00:40:31,333 It, uh, tracks a percentage of users that flag the post 474 00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,667 and looks for trigger words in the comment section. 475 00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,417 It's pretty rudimentary, but... 476 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:40,208 They tried that, but it didn't work. 477 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:46,583 This is one of the very few times where people are more reliable than computers. 478 00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:50,625 That seems illogical. 479 00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:54,208 Yeah, but computers can't feel grief. 480 00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:58,333 Which is technically our only real job requirement, if you think about it. 481 00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:02,208 They're paying us for our pain. 482 00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:08,875 That almost looks peaceful lying there. 483 00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:11,166 Yeah, almost. 484 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,458 What are you supposed to do if it grabs a hold of you? 485 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,667 Fight. Yes. 486 00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:19,625 I mean, they're ambush predators, 487 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:22,666 so they're actually more dangerous when you can't see them. 488 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,833 That's how they get you. 489 00:41:37,291 --> 00:41:39,667 Just like we practiced. Let's try it, okay? 490 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,583 Grab the collar... 491 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,875 Push forward, use momentum to drive that knee. 492 00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:45,500 Knee, knee. 493 00:41:45,583 --> 00:41:48,333 [audio continues indistinctly] 494 00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:31,875 [plonk] 495 00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:34,500 [toilet flushes] 496 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,666 [running footsteps] 497 00:42:52,416 --> 00:42:54,875 Yeah, but "that" guy... I ghosted him last week. 498 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:57,417 This guy I was talking to at the bar, 499 00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,167 I knew his ex-girlfriend. We went to high school together. 500 00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:02,958 But actually, I haven't spoken to her in years. 501 00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:06,625 I mean, she's just so fucking annoying on Instagram. 502 00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:11,958 She's just trying to be this fitness influencer. She just sucks. 503 00:43:12,041 --> 00:43:14,125 And her arms are fat. 504 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:18,750 It's like, girl, go do some push-ups, and then you can influence me. 505 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:22,125 -You're not listening. -Sorry. 506 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:25,583 Your turn to vent, I know. I'm listening. 507 00:43:25,666 --> 00:43:29,958 Vent? What do you mean, vent? I don't give a fuck about these people. 508 00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:32,291 Vent! [soft laughter] 509 00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:41,541 -It's vodka. Little vodka? -I'm all set, thanks. 510 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:47,083 Do you by chance have a gun that I could borrow? 511 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,167 What? 512 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:50,125 For like a day or two. 513 00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:54,041 Why do you think I own a gun? 514 00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:57,875 You seem like a gun guy. 515 00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:04,083 Go fuck yourself! Go fuck yourself in the ass. 516 00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:06,000 It's not an insult! 517 00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:08,542 You talk about flamethrowers and bombs every day. 518 00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:11,500 -How is this an insult? -That is totally... 519 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:13,125 different. 520 00:44:13,208 --> 00:44:16,417 Oh, okay. Sorry, I didn't realize. 521 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:19,000 A gun isn't the sort of thing that people just lend each other, anyway. 522 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:23,500 Well, I wouldn't know. I've never even touched one. 523 00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:26,000 I was going to... People say it's therapeutic. 524 00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:28,708 I was going to go to the range and try it out. 525 00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:33,708 Is this some sort of cry for help? 526 00:44:33,791 --> 00:44:36,167 'Cause honestly, I-I got nothing. 527 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:41,833 No. It was just a favor, if it wasn't too inconvenient. 528 00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:46,291 Okay. I don't have a gun, Daisy. 529 00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:52,792 -I don't have a gun. -Okay. 530 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:55,208 -Yeah? -Thanks anyways. 531 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:56,750 -Have a... -Enjoy... 532 00:44:56,833 --> 00:45:00,000 Thank you. You should do it. 533 00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:02,458 Do what? 534 00:45:02,541 --> 00:45:05,375 Shoot something. Might feel good. 535 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,125 Okay. 536 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:13,875 [urgent music rises] 537 00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:27,500 [urgent music continues] 538 00:47:44,791 --> 00:47:46,750 [retching] 539 00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:49,416 [girl screams] 540 00:47:51,583 --> 00:47:55,417 [girl] Please don't! Please, please, please don't! 541 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,750 [girl gasping] 542 00:47:57,833 --> 00:48:02,583 [terrified screams] 543 00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:06,041 [girl] Somebody help! 544 00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:26,417 Yes? 545 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,208 You're a fucking scumbag. 546 00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:31,583 -[scoffs] Excuse me? -You heard me. 547 00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:35,166 Yeah, I have no idea why you would say that to me. 548 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:42,333 -[hammer strikes nail] -[woman] Aaahhh! 549 00:48:42,416 --> 00:48:44,125 -What the fuck, lady! -You made this! 550 00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:45,625 -No, I didn't! -You posted this! 551 00:48:45,708 --> 00:48:47,500 You put this online for people! 552 00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:50,042 -No, I fucking didn't! -Then somebody at your house did. 553 00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:51,500 -Stay away from me! -Why are you lying? 554 00:48:51,583 --> 00:48:53,625 You fucking posted it! Why are you lying?! 555 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,417 -You fucking posted this! -I am not fucking lying! 556 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:58,333 You know who's a fucking scumbag? You! 557 00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:00,791 What are you doing shoving that shit in my face? 558 00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:03,875 You're sick! 559 00:49:19,291 --> 00:49:20,666 [huffs] 560 00:49:25,583 --> 00:49:26,708 [plonk] 561 00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:31,125 [plonk] 562 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:52,000 Was grad school really hard? 563 00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:55,792 It wasn't so bad, but if you treat it like a job, 564 00:49:55,875 --> 00:49:57,625 you can pretend you're in college all over again, you know. 565 00:49:57,708 --> 00:50:00,042 Yeah. 566 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,250 Did you learn a lot? 567 00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:06,250 -I hope so. -[both laugh] 568 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:09,458 You're probably really good with computers, then. 569 00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:12,333 Isn't everyone our age? 570 00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:15,167 Well, I just assume you can do things that most people can't. 571 00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:17,041 I guess. 572 00:50:18,791 --> 00:50:20,792 Like, you think you could find someone? 573 00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,208 -Online? -Yeah. 574 00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:25,458 Like, their address or... 575 00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:29,500 their job or just information about them. 576 00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:32,667 I mean, you don't really need computer skills for that. 577 00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:34,125 That's just basic internet stalking. 578 00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:36,625 [both laugh] 579 00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:39,541 Well, the thing is, I only know what he looks like. 580 00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:42,833 I'm just asking for a name. 581 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:44,500 I know what you're asking for, and I'm not doing it. 582 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,375 -Why? -Because it's stupid and dangerous. 583 00:50:46,458 --> 00:50:47,750 For you to tell me a name? 584 00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:49,708 -What happens after that? -Nothing. 585 00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:51,875 Then why do you want it so badly? 586 00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:54,000 I... 587 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:58,333 I just want to look him in the eyes. 588 00:50:58,416 --> 00:51:02,333 Okay, so I give you the name, you look him in the eye. Then what? 589 00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:04,667 I'll just live happily ever after. 590 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:08,042 Daisy, this guy's a maniac. He will hurt you or worse. 591 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:11,000 -No, he won't. -How do you know that? 592 00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:14,292 Daisy, things will get better, right? 593 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,125 Please, please! 594 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:21,666 Come on, name your price. I will do anything! Anything... 595 00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:28,541 Daisy, uh... I'm gay. 596 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:30,708 What? 597 00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:32,458 -Like, I like dick. -No! 598 00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:35,500 Not sexually! Not whoring myself out to you! 599 00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:39,000 Okay, now you seriously have to fucking help me for being a dickhead. 600 00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:42,458 Fuck... fuck. 601 00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,250 -[hammer strikes nail] -[woman] Aaahhh! 602 00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:50,250 [Daisy gasps] 603 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:32,791 [sighs] 604 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:10,041 -[hammer strikes nail] -[woman] Aaahhh! Aaaahhhh! 605 00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:16,333 [Daisy sighs, sniffles] 606 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,833 [soft gasp] 607 00:53:32,916 --> 00:53:36,083 [computer blurps] 608 00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,042 What do you want? 609 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,250 Uh... 610 00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:53,000 Another content moderator had an episode. 611 00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:55,458 This one was mild, so I handled the fallout. 612 00:53:55,541 --> 00:54:00,750 But it's probably time to invest in an emergency kit or a crash cart. 613 00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:05,250 No, I just told you corporate has their boots on our throats. 614 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:09,333 It's important that they think Paladin is nothing but smiling faces. 615 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:13,708 If they find out people are keeling over, they'll shut us down. 616 00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,917 But we should keep our employees safe while they're punching our clock, right? 617 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,083 There won't be a clock to punch if we piss off the people that pay us. 618 00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:23,583 -Do you want that on your conscience? -No, of course not. 619 00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:26,958 You should organize a happy hour for team bonding, 620 00:54:27,041 --> 00:54:28,542 whatever the fuck it's called. 621 00:54:28,625 --> 00:54:30,792 A little distraction should be good for everyone. 622 00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:32,208 Cash bar. 623 00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:34,292 Okay, I mean, I can arrange something 624 00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:35,958 for next week so you could join us. 625 00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:40,166 Yeah. I'd rather set myself on fire. 626 00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:43,416 Yeah. 627 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:47,500 [Ava] I'm dancing. 628 00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:49,333 [laughter and chatter] 629 00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:52,542 Alright guys, cheers. 630 00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:54,750 How do you say it in Singapore? 631 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,292 Uh, jiak-sai. 632 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:59,667 -What does that mean? -It means eat shit. 633 00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:01,375 -Seriously? -Yeah. 634 00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:04,791 -Yeah. Okay, eat shit, everybody. -Jiak-Sai! 635 00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:19,917 Did you just make up that name? 636 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,958 Okay, okay, Linda just bought cocaine with Venmo. 637 00:55:24,041 --> 00:55:25,875 What a world. 638 00:55:25,958 --> 00:55:27,458 What a world! 639 00:55:30,708 --> 00:55:35,375 [low, throbbing music] 640 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,458 [female vocalist sings] 641 00:55:57,583 --> 00:56:00,375 -What's your worst? -Huh? 642 00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:03,208 What do you mean, worst? 643 00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:07,167 That one that's planted roots, kept you up at night, 644 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:10,291 popped into your head on Christmas morning. 645 00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:15,625 Don't you want a break? 646 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:17,542 Isn't that the point of this thing? 647 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:20,542 Can we talk about something else? 648 00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:23,208 How could we? 649 00:56:23,291 --> 00:56:26,375 -Mine's "Funky Town." -Oh, yeah. 650 00:56:26,458 --> 00:56:28,167 What's "Funky Town"? 651 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:30,500 It's a torture tape. 652 00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:35,250 Super popular disco soundtrack. 653 00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:38,958 Skin everywhere. It's disgusting... 654 00:56:41,916 --> 00:56:45,708 It actually happened like 10 minutes away from where I grew up. 655 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:50,375 That's why it bothered me, 'cause this shit is closer than you think. 656 00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:53,917 And you? 657 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,667 My brother was a Marine, so... 658 00:56:56,750 --> 00:57:00,458 anything with soldiers... really gets me. 659 00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:04,750 -I'm sorry, that's sad. -No, don't be sad. 660 00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:08,250 He was a fucking... a fucking... he... 661 00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:10,833 Paul? 662 00:57:11,916 --> 00:57:15,625 I don't know. I guess... I don't have one yet. 663 00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:18,541 -Not like you guys. -Then get out! 664 00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:25,292 And we all know what Daisy's is, so... 665 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:29,833 how about we talk about literally anything else? 666 00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:33,208 Okay, sure, like what? 667 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:44,792 All right, girl, I think I'm going to go. 668 00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:47,750 -I'm going to stay. -You're drunk. 669 00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:49,833 I know, that's why I'm going to stay. 670 00:57:49,916 --> 00:57:53,083 Okay, so have fun, be safe, 671 00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:56,583 and if Bob starts looking fuckable, leave immediately. 672 00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:58,833 -Bye. -Bye. 673 00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:03,417 This is why porn is a good thing. 674 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:07,833 People get nasty urges, and then instead of acting on them, 675 00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:12,333 you watch a video, and then like magic, the nastiness is gone. 676 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:16,500 Well, what if the opposite happens and you watch a video 677 00:58:16,583 --> 00:58:19,000 and the nastiness sneaks in? What do you do then? 678 00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:21,250 I don't know. 679 00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:23,916 Watch another video. 680 00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:30,958 But everybody keeps saying that it's fake, but does it even fucking matter? 681 00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:35,833 Because it's all I can think about, and I can't shut the fuck up about it. 682 00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:39,583 [Daisy sighs] 683 00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:48,042 This ticket had two million views before I deleted it. 684 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:51,625 That's two million people getting off on someone else's pain. 685 00:58:51,708 --> 00:58:54,958 Violence goes viral. Always has, always will. 686 00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:57,750 [dismissive laugh] 687 00:58:57,833 --> 00:58:59,625 Look, I know the video you're talking about. 688 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:01,125 You did a good thing taking it down. 689 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:03,583 You've watched that video? 690 00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:06,083 It popped up in my feed. 691 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:08,417 Out of nowhere? 692 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,125 You know how these things go. 693 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,541 We have no control over what we see. 694 00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:15,916 Right. 695 00:59:18,208 --> 00:59:21,375 So, uh, I'm about to lock up, 696 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:25,958 but I'd be happy to continue this conversation elsewhere if you want. 697 00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:29,416 No, thank you. 698 00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:33,417 Come on. 699 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:37,083 All this talk of porn, and it didn't put you in the mood? 700 00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:45,667 Well, I guess it did. 701 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,791 In a way. 702 00:59:50,625 --> 00:59:53,833 -Should I get rough? -Yes, please. 703 01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:03,792 How rough? 704 01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:05,625 As rough as you want. 705 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,667 Okay. 706 01:00:10,750 --> 01:00:13,958 Aah! Fuck! What do you...? Aah! 707 01:00:14,041 --> 01:00:16,250 Wait! Aah! Oh, God! Aah! 708 01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:19,125 Stop! Aah! 709 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,333 Please! Wait! Stop! Stop! 710 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:25,708 Aah! Stop! Aah! Wait! Stop! 711 01:00:25,791 --> 01:00:28,166 [sharp cry] 712 01:00:53,541 --> 01:00:55,000 [Daisy snoring] 713 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:23,625 [no audible speech] 714 01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,667 -The cops are here. -Yeah. 715 01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:49,417 What happened? 716 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:53,167 Someone working the overnight shift had a stroke 717 01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:56,500 or a seizure or something bad, and nobody knew what to do, 718 01:01:56,583 --> 01:02:00,333 which made a shitty situation even shittier. 719 01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:02,875 Oh, my God, that's awful. Is he OK? 720 01:02:02,958 --> 01:02:08,042 I mean, the management said he'll be fine, but that's what they always say. 721 01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:11,208 They don't want to give us a reason to stop working. 722 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:14,208 Where did he sit? 723 01:02:14,291 --> 01:02:16,750 There. 724 01:02:34,708 --> 01:02:36,291 [knocking on door] 725 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:40,875 Yes. 726 01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:46,500 Money from the pool. 727 01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:50,875 Give it to him or his kids or whatever. 728 01:02:50,958 --> 01:02:52,583 [door closes] 729 01:02:56,958 --> 01:03:00,333 [cartoon music plays] 730 01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:10,083 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 731 01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:14,917 Are you hungry? I can make you grilled cheese. 732 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:20,208 [sighs] No, thank you. That's a very sweet offer. 733 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,917 I need to check something. 734 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,541 What happened to your "no phones rule"? 735 01:03:33,041 --> 01:03:35,750 This is just something with work that I have to handle. 736 01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:37,292 When's your dad back tonight? 737 01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:38,500 10:30. 738 01:03:38,583 --> 01:03:40,125 Um... 739 01:03:40,208 --> 01:03:43,833 Okay, I have to go to my office real quick. 740 01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:46,417 -Right now? -Yeah, yeah, just for one hour. 741 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,125 I'll put a movie on, and I'll be back when it's over. 742 01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:50,792 But I'll be by myself. 743 01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:52,208 You'll be just for a little bit. I'll lock the door. 744 01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:54,250 You will be totally fine, I promise. 745 01:03:54,333 --> 01:03:58,000 I know I'll be fine, but I'll get bored. 746 01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:12,667 Welcome. 747 01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:15,250 This is it. We got some coffee over there, 748 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:18,875 some candy and stuff here. 749 01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:20,708 And that's my favorite corner right there. 750 01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:22,583 Where is everybody? 751 01:04:22,666 --> 01:04:24,208 On the way. 752 01:04:24,291 --> 01:04:29,875 First off, sign these and no stage names, alright. 753 01:04:29,958 --> 01:04:32,792 Everything's got to match your driver's license exactly. 754 01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:35,125 We do everything above board here. 755 01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:39,042 Also, do you know this guy? He owes me money for my license. 756 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:40,667 Oh, there's no phones allowed in here. 757 01:04:40,750 --> 01:04:43,041 Sorry. Company policy. 758 01:04:44,791 --> 01:04:46,875 Okay, I'll go put it in my car. 759 01:04:46,958 --> 01:04:50,375 Yeah, well that one's locked. It closes automatically. 760 01:04:53,541 --> 01:04:55,875 We can't have people just coming in and out of here like that 761 01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:58,500 while the cameras are rolling, so we keep it locked. 762 01:04:59,666 --> 01:05:01,417 Okay, can you unlock it for me? 763 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,416 Not until you signed the forms. 764 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:08,250 I'm not signing anything. 765 01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:12,333 Do you want some socks for those cold feet? 766 01:05:12,416 --> 01:05:14,667 [light laughter] 767 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:18,167 No, seriously though, I mean if you leave without finishing your paperwork, 768 01:05:18,250 --> 01:05:20,542 I can't let you back in. 769 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,541 Why? 770 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,542 What's the other option? 771 01:05:26,625 --> 01:05:30,041 Sign forms, hand me your phone, and make two-fifty? 772 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,333 I choose door number one. 773 01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:38,000 Have a great evening then, beautiful. 774 01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:46,250 [door buzzes] 775 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,666 [soft gasps] 776 01:06:19,666 --> 01:06:22,000 [spray hisses, man cries out] 777 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,458 Aaahhh! 778 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,583 [coughing] 779 01:07:09,958 --> 01:07:12,958 [cartoon audio plays] 780 01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:16,541 Violet. 781 01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:20,083 Hi. 782 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,333 [knocking on door] 783 01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:28,083 -You left my 10-year-old alone?! -I'm so sorry. 784 01:07:28,166 --> 01:07:31,167 Sorry doesn't really cut it. You weren't here! 785 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:34,792 And you didn't bother to text me, which is both selfish and fucking stupid. 786 01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:37,167 What can I do to make it right? 787 01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:38,416 Nothing. 788 01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:41,666 [retches] 789 01:07:43,833 --> 01:07:46,208 [line ringing] 790 01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:50,625 [woman] Please leave a message at the tone. 791 01:07:50,708 --> 01:07:51,792 [beep] 792 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:54,375 Hi, it's Daisy. 793 01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:58,042 Um, calling you back finally. 794 01:07:58,125 --> 01:08:02,208 Sorry, it took me ten whole years to do that. 795 01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:05,167 Um, I wanted to see if you were busy this weekend 796 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:08,042 and if you wanted to hang out. 797 01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:10,792 Um, yeah. 798 01:08:10,875 --> 01:08:15,167 So I'll be waiting to hear from you, or not. 799 01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:17,292 So, either way is good. 800 01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:21,125 Okay, uh, hope you're having a good one. All right, bye. 801 01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:32,333 A patient with AB negative blood type 802 01:08:32,416 --> 01:08:35,875 cannot receive transfusions from which blood types? 803 01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:40,458 AB negative recipients are positive incompatible, 804 01:08:40,541 --> 01:08:45,167 so A positive, B positive, AB positive, and O positive. 805 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:47,333 Correct. Ten points! 806 01:08:47,416 --> 01:08:50,333 Is it bad that I don't know my own blood type? 807 01:08:50,416 --> 01:08:51,583 That's not ideal. 808 01:08:51,666 --> 01:08:54,000 Well, shit. 809 01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,958 Oh, that is disgusting. 810 01:08:56,041 --> 01:08:57,917 [chuckles] What is it? 811 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,083 Decubitus ulcers? 812 01:09:00,166 --> 01:09:02,958 Oh, those can get nasty. 813 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,250 Yeah, I could never do this. I'm already traumatized. 814 01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:09,208 Well, I don't know if I can do it either. Right now I'm just looking at pictures. 815 01:09:09,291 --> 01:09:12,375 Well, I believe in you. 816 01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:33,458 [faint, distant hammer pounding] 817 01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:39,667 Did you hear that? 818 01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:42,166 My neighbor does chores on the weekend. 819 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,166 [faint, distant hammer pounding] 820 01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:58,125 I can't listen to this. 821 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,875 Uh... 822 01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:02,625 You get used to it. 823 01:10:02,708 --> 01:10:04,291 Mm-hmm. 824 01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:12,000 [faint, distant hammer pounding] 825 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:18,875 [hammer pounding] 826 01:10:18,958 --> 01:10:20,292 [woman screams] 827 01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,042 -No! -Where are you going? 828 01:10:22,125 --> 01:10:24,917 Tell this guy enough with the handyman shit for the day! 829 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,333 -Why? -Because it's driving me fucking crazy! 830 01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:30,875 Hello! Stop, fuck off. There are people in here. 831 01:10:30,958 --> 01:10:33,625 Stop it, asshole! Fuck you! 832 01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:36,958 Are you okay? 833 01:10:38,291 --> 01:10:40,125 [sighs] 834 01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:41,875 I am now. 835 01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:44,375 Is there anything I can do? 836 01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:47,708 Yeah, you can have sex with me, so I know that I can. 837 01:10:51,208 --> 01:10:53,541 I don't think that's a good idea. 838 01:10:59,541 --> 01:11:00,833 [door slams] 839 01:11:15,791 --> 01:11:18,917 Hey. All right, where did you get those? 840 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,333 -Online. -That simple, huh? 841 01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:24,958 That simple. 842 01:11:25,041 --> 01:11:26,583 Can I try one? 843 01:11:26,666 --> 01:11:29,542 Sure. They're from a shitty website, so... 844 01:11:29,625 --> 01:11:32,792 they're probably sugar pills, and they don't do anything, but yeah. 845 01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:35,625 -Can I try two, then? -Sure. 846 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,917 Yeah. 847 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,250 Thank you. 848 01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:42,250 -You should swallow the pills. -That's just how I do it. 849 01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,083 Yeah. 850 01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:49,041 I miss you too. 851 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,333 Can I talk to Mommy? 852 01:11:56,958 --> 01:12:02,125 [speaking native language] 853 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:29,250 [overlapping social media audio] 854 01:12:31,958 --> 01:12:36,083 [dog whimpering in video] 855 01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:43,375 [blows land] 856 01:12:43,458 --> 01:12:46,541 [dog whimpering] 857 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:50,250 [weeping softly] 858 01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:07,708 Well, you left in a hurry. 859 01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:10,250 I did. 860 01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:12,500 Joy was pissed. 861 01:14:16,208 --> 01:14:20,250 I, uh... found a name. 862 01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:24,250 Look, I don't know what you're planning on doing with it, 863 01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:25,583 and... 864 01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:27,791 to be honest, I don't want to know. 865 01:14:29,875 --> 01:14:34,625 But if you think it's gonna help in some way, so be it. 866 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:38,750 Just, uh... 867 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:41,666 Don't get hurt. Alright? 868 01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:54,375 [bottle cap clatters] 869 01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:11,666 [mysterious music rises] 870 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:11,750 [indistinct voice speaking] 871 01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:14,792 Once ground zero... 872 01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:19,250 [voice continues] 873 01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:23,375 Just a reminder: that guy's banned from pretty much every platform. 874 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,542 Enjoy looking at him. 875 01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:26,791 Okay. 876 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:31,000 And, by the way, clean your neck, please. 877 01:16:31,083 --> 01:16:32,916 Okay. 878 01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:36,708 Not sure what that has to do with anything. 879 01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:39,916 [laughs] She's starting to fucking lose it. 880 01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:45,416 [muttering] 881 01:16:58,708 --> 01:17:00,083 Holy shit. 882 01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:06,250 You know what? I don't think anyone is going to recognize you. 883 01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:08,000 You did. 884 01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:11,125 Yeah, 'cause I was there, I remember what you were wearing. 885 01:17:11,208 --> 01:17:13,500 I can barely see your face in the video. 886 01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:17,000 [sighs] 887 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:24,833 [worried sigh] 888 01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:31,791 So was it like kind of self-defense or kind of? 889 01:17:33,791 --> 01:17:34,916 No. 890 01:17:36,666 --> 01:17:39,792 [no audible speech] 891 01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,291 [Bob] No? 892 01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:44,666 No. 893 01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:49,250 Okay. What do you want me to do? 894 01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:51,375 I don't know. It's your ticket, not mine. 895 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,792 It doesn't break any of our rules, 896 01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,833 so deleting it might bring more attention. 897 01:17:55,916 --> 01:17:57,541 I don't want to get you into any trouble. 898 01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:03,000 Maybe I deserve to be in trouble. 899 01:18:03,083 --> 01:18:04,542 Daisy, it's not you. 900 01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:07,500 It's this fucking place, it's not you. 901 01:18:09,166 --> 01:18:12,125 It's got a lot of views. The guy never filed a police report. 902 01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:16,458 I checked, so you're probably in the clear. 903 01:18:20,125 --> 01:18:23,375 Still, though, it's so fucking ugly. 904 01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:28,125 "Girls boss destroys." [light chuckle] 905 01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:31,791 [Bob] Yeah, it's ugly. 906 01:18:35,291 --> 01:18:37,333 [woman cries out] 907 01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:22,250 I went on a date... or I tried to. 908 01:19:24,541 --> 01:19:27,500 But I got upset, and I left. 909 01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:37,958 We're-we're supposed to talk about work-related issues. 910 01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:40,750 Yes, I left because of a ticket. 911 01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:44,000 Okay, and what specifically about this ticket 912 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,625 made you do that? 913 01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:49,458 It bothered me. 914 01:19:49,541 --> 01:19:51,917 Can you explain why? 915 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:55,125 Sometimes vocalizing an image 916 01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:57,666 stuck in your head can help root it out. 917 01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:03,042 Well, you make that sound easy. 918 01:20:03,125 --> 01:20:04,875 Just give it a go. 919 01:20:07,916 --> 01:20:09,458 Um... 920 01:20:13,708 --> 01:20:17,833 Mmm. People want to hurt people. 921 01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:26,542 Okay, so in this video there was an act of violence. 922 01:20:26,625 --> 01:20:30,541 Yes, and it made me want to hurt someone too. 923 01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:36,333 I see. 924 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:41,625 You know, sometimes when I go for a run, um, 925 01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:46,000 to pump myself up, I daydream about getting into a fight, 926 01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:49,583 defending my wife, punching some jerk for accosting her. 927 01:20:49,666 --> 01:20:52,417 It's quite a common fantasy, but it's not a healthy one. 928 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:56,833 It's actually quite selfish putting someone else in a position of danger 929 01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:59,125 to make myself feel empowered. 930 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:02,208 But if that actually happened, you wouldn't be putting her in danger. 931 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,917 You'd be protecting her from it. 932 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:07,458 Sure, but my point is, in these situations, 933 01:21:07,541 --> 01:21:12,208 we tend to ignore the victim and focus instead on the villain. 934 01:21:12,291 --> 01:21:15,917 We funnel our energy into revenge or justice 935 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:21,041 or whatever you want to call it, and we develop a hero complex. 936 01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:28,083 But you're not the hero here, Daisy. This isn't some detective story. 937 01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:30,792 You're just a regular person doing a regular job. 938 01:21:30,875 --> 01:21:33,000 Yes, thank you. 939 01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:37,208 But maybe the girl in the video wants that guy to suffer like she did. 940 01:21:37,291 --> 01:21:40,083 It's what I would want. 941 01:21:42,083 --> 01:21:43,208 [clears throat] 942 01:21:43,291 --> 01:21:45,375 You have an impulse, yeah? 943 01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:47,875 To take action, which is a wonderful thing. 944 01:21:47,958 --> 01:21:50,542 Unless that impulse is to do something not wonderful. 945 01:21:50,625 --> 01:21:53,875 -It is not an impulse. -What is it then? 946 01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:57,833 I try to forget, and I keep getting reminded 947 01:21:57,916 --> 01:22:00,417 over and over, and I know it sounds crazy, 948 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:02,667 but it feels like the universe is telling me: 949 01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:05,167 "Go find this guy!" 950 01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:08,125 Because it feels like our fates are intertwined, 951 01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:12,583 and I can't feel free until I fucking do something about it. 952 01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:15,833 But that's simply not true, Daisy. 953 01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:17,708 How do you know that? 954 01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:23,000 Because if it were true, you'd be talking to him now, not me. 955 01:22:28,666 --> 01:22:31,375 -[voice on telephone drones] -[knock on door] 956 01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:33,750 Just a sec, wait. What? 957 01:22:33,833 --> 01:22:36,167 I quit. 958 01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:38,792 Your employee contract requires two weeks' notice 959 01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:40,792 before resignation takes effect. 960 01:22:40,875 --> 01:22:43,083 If you don't oblige, we'll take it to court. 961 01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:44,958 Two weeks it is. 962 01:22:51,958 --> 01:22:54,208 [urgent music rises] 963 01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:19,000 [urgent music continues] 964 01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,167 No! 965 01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:30,375 Fuck! No! 966 01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:31,917 Fuck! Aah! 967 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,791 Poor guy. 968 01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:35,916 [man] Fuck! 969 01:23:37,666 --> 01:23:39,541 [indistinct shouting] 970 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:44,458 [man shouts indistinctly] 971 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:47,791 [urgent music continues] 972 01:24:02,625 --> 01:24:04,750 [urgent music slows] 973 01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:43,208 Don't fucking do it, bro. 974 01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:13,417 [woman screaming] 975 01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:14,708 Okay, I get it. 976 01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:34,041 [distant siren wails] 977 01:26:45,291 --> 01:26:47,000 [door opens] 978 01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:48,666 [man] Daisy Morris? 979 01:26:54,875 --> 01:26:57,500 Tell me something you learned at your last job. 980 01:26:57,583 --> 01:27:02,333 Well, I was in tech, and while I learned nothing about computers, 981 01:27:02,416 --> 01:27:04,333 it taught me a lot about people. 982 01:27:04,416 --> 01:27:08,208 Because that's what the internet is. It's just people. 983 01:27:08,291 --> 01:27:11,542 And for a while my biggest desire was to help these people, 984 01:27:11,625 --> 01:27:13,958 which is why I wanted to be a nurse. 985 01:27:14,041 --> 01:27:17,375 [man] Yes, that's why many young men and women enter the field of medicine. 986 01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:19,583 I'm sure you hear this all the time, but... 987 01:27:19,666 --> 01:27:25,542 we think we need to devote ourselves to something noble and altruistic. 988 01:27:25,625 --> 01:27:30,083 Something that makes our lives meaningful and important, 989 01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:34,292 but this job taught me that not everyone deserves... 990 01:27:34,375 --> 01:27:35,875 help. 991 01:27:35,958 --> 01:27:40,083 Some people deserve the opposite. 992 01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:42,667 I realize that's not the best thing to say in a job interview, 993 01:27:42,750 --> 01:27:44,458 but what I'm getting at is: 994 01:27:44,541 --> 01:27:48,292 I have learned how to hold myself and others to task. 995 01:27:48,375 --> 01:27:50,208 That's a good skill. Very good. 996 01:27:50,291 --> 01:27:52,083 Another thing I learned: 997 01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:53,708 There are three types of people: 998 01:27:53,791 --> 01:27:56,375 people who make the world better, 999 01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:58,250 people who make the world worse, 1000 01:27:58,333 --> 01:28:00,750 and people who watch. 1001 01:28:00,833 --> 01:28:03,833 Most people, they watch. 1002 01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:07,125 That's it. That's all they do. 1003 01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:11,083 I would rather be one of the other two. 1004 01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:14,250 Let me make sure I have this correct: 1005 01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:18,500 You'd rather make the world worse than do nothing? 1006 01:28:18,583 --> 01:28:20,042 Yes. 1007 01:28:20,125 --> 01:28:22,208 Okay, now you lost me. 1008 01:28:22,291 --> 01:28:25,292 Well, bad things happen no matter what. 1009 01:28:25,375 --> 01:28:28,042 And sometimes the only way to stop a bad thing... 1010 01:28:28,125 --> 01:28:30,917 ...is with another bad thing. 1011 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,875 You know, I'm not sure I agree with you there. 1012 01:28:33,958 --> 01:28:35,917 Well, I figured you wouldn't. 1013 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,333 -Is that right? -Yeah. 1014 01:28:40,458 --> 01:28:42,625 As interesting as all this may be, 1015 01:28:42,708 --> 01:28:46,042 I don't quite understand how it pertains to the question I asked. 1016 01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:49,625 Or our meeting. Or a career in your desired field. 1017 01:28:49,708 --> 01:28:51,958 Oh no, it's related. 1018 01:28:52,041 --> 01:28:55,583 Well, you might think so, but I'm not seeing it. 1019 01:28:57,583 --> 01:28:59,500 Trust me, it's all related. 1020 01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:23,708 [sinister music rises] 1021 01:33:04,625 --> 01:33:06,666 [objects clattering]