1 00:00:20,884 --> 00:00:24,721 Okay, boys, grab the loot. And maybe a couple of those suckers too. 2 00:00:26,056 --> 00:00:28,725 Not so fast, Babyface. 3 00:00:30,519 --> 00:00:34,106 You've been caught by the long arms of the law. 4 00:00:36,066 --> 00:00:38,986 Well, if it isn't Plastic Man and, uh... 5 00:00:39,194 --> 00:00:40,904 Uh, and, uh-- 6 00:00:41,155 --> 00:00:44,324 Elongated Man. You know, the ductile detective? 7 00:00:44,575 --> 00:00:46,076 Uh, never heard of you. 8 00:00:51,373 --> 00:00:52,958 I just don't get it. 9 00:00:53,041 --> 00:00:55,627 I'm more professional, the better detective, 10 00:00:55,711 --> 00:00:58,005 and yet the public prefers you. 11 00:00:58,255 --> 00:01:02,509 Ooh, not just public, my D-list doppelganger. Batman too. 12 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:09,475 Oh, yeah. The Caped Crusader prefers to work with moi. 13 00:01:09,683 --> 00:01:13,729 Please. The Dark Knight only turns to you when I'm on another case, 14 00:01:14,062 --> 00:01:17,232 and then, only as a last resort. 15 00:01:21,904 --> 00:01:25,199 Dude, you're delusional. Bats and I are best buds. 16 00:01:25,449 --> 00:01:27,743 We hang out even when there's no evil doing to be undone. 17 00:01:43,675 --> 00:01:48,805 I would think Batman prefers a partner who doesn't pilfer criminal proceeds. 18 00:01:49,014 --> 00:01:50,641 Low blow, highbrow. 19 00:02:09,535 --> 00:02:13,080 That taffy puller should keep you wrapped up for a while, see? 20 00:02:13,622 --> 00:02:15,499 This kind of incompetence 21 00:02:15,582 --> 00:02:19,378 is exactly why Batman always chooses me. 22 00:02:19,503 --> 00:02:22,339 He'd rather work with me any day of the week. 23 00:02:31,765 --> 00:02:34,893 Truth be told, between the two of you, 24 00:02:35,227 --> 00:02:37,437 I prefer to work alone. 25 00:03:25,527 --> 00:03:27,863 Five months of careful research 26 00:03:27,988 --> 00:03:31,325 to culminate in this one magnificent moment. 27 00:03:40,876 --> 00:03:42,252 Dr. Choi, hello? 28 00:03:42,377 --> 00:03:44,171 Doctor, Aquaman here. 29 00:03:44,379 --> 00:03:45,797 What's new, old friend? 30 00:03:46,006 --> 00:03:47,633 I was just in the middle of conducting 31 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:51,261 a delicate tachyon-detection experiment, old friend. 32 00:03:51,428 --> 00:03:54,181 Tachyons, eh? Splendid. Attaboy. 33 00:03:54,306 --> 00:03:56,266 Get to the point. 34 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:59,895 I'm calling about Batman. He's-- How shall I put this? 35 00:04:00,395 --> 00:04:02,648 --Shipping a bit of bilge. 36 00:04:03,065 --> 00:04:04,441 Describe the bilge. 37 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:07,819 We were fighting that toxic torment Chemo, 38 00:04:07,944 --> 00:04:09,738 and the Caped Crusader, 39 00:04:10,822 --> 00:04:12,574 well, he took one in the face. 40 00:04:12,824 --> 00:04:14,117 I'll be right there. 41 00:04:30,592 --> 00:04:32,010 Outrageous. 42 00:04:32,177 --> 00:04:33,387 What miracle is this? 43 00:04:33,595 --> 00:04:36,348 As the Atom, I can shrink to the size of a subatomic particle 44 00:04:36,473 --> 00:04:38,767 and ride electrons along the phone wires. 45 00:04:39,226 --> 00:04:40,477 Do it again. 46 00:04:43,772 --> 00:04:45,107 Oh, my. 47 00:04:47,192 --> 00:04:49,528 You don't look well at all. Open wide for me. 48 00:04:55,450 --> 00:04:57,411 Silicon-based microorganisms? 49 00:04:57,619 --> 00:05:01,081 Specifically, fast-replicating, monoclinic phyllosilicates. 50 00:05:01,289 --> 00:05:04,668 What kind of medicine shall we prescribe, doc? 51 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,963 You don't know what kind of doctor I am, do you? 52 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,924 A hero doctor, through and through. 53 00:05:11,091 --> 00:05:12,509 A physicist. 54 00:05:12,592 --> 00:05:15,971 And this goes beyond medicine. Batman's cells are mutating. 55 00:05:16,096 --> 00:05:18,598 Before long, they'll overwhelm his central nervous system, 56 00:05:18,682 --> 00:05:23,103 causing a loss of motor control, then paralysis, and finally... 57 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:24,855 Then we don't have much time. 58 00:05:25,105 --> 00:05:28,900 Chemo's headed out to sea, straight for the Bialyian nuclear test site. 59 00:05:29,109 --> 00:05:32,279 Forget Chemo, old chum. The Navy can handle him. 60 00:05:32,404 --> 00:05:36,783 He's right. The only way to halt this process is for me to go into your body 61 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:38,952 and destroy the organisms myself. 62 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,829 Sounds like an adventure. 63 00:05:40,912 --> 00:05:43,248 Think you might need a strong swimmer along? 64 00:05:43,373 --> 00:05:45,459 One with the heart of a beluga whale? 65 00:05:45,876 --> 00:05:48,962 - Oh, I don't think-- - Take him, you'll need the muscle. 66 00:05:49,212 --> 00:05:50,589 Oh... 67 00:05:50,714 --> 00:05:53,675 Then promise me you won't do anything foolish. 68 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:56,595 Activity makes the virus spread faster, okay? 69 00:06:00,223 --> 00:06:03,977 Say "ah." and remember, stay put. 70 00:06:05,395 --> 00:06:07,230 Ah... 71 00:06:08,482 --> 00:06:10,275 I thought they'd never leave. 72 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:20,202 The human lung. 73 00:06:20,327 --> 00:06:23,371 Mother Nature is truly our greatest architect. 74 00:06:23,455 --> 00:06:26,541 Look, dendritic cells, alveoli-- 75 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:29,211 Yes, yes, all very interesting. 76 00:06:29,419 --> 00:06:31,505 But how small are we? 77 00:06:31,713 --> 00:06:33,465 About 15 microns. 78 00:06:33,548 --> 00:06:36,593 Small enough to slip between Batman's cells without damage. 79 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:40,055 And, uh, that's Batman's cilia you're hanging from. 80 00:06:40,764 --> 00:06:42,724 Cilia and sillier. 81 00:06:44,935 --> 00:06:46,645 Alley-oop. 82 00:06:49,439 --> 00:06:52,609 You know, this can't help but remind me of the time I ventured 83 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:56,071 into the belly of a giant squid to retrieve the enchanted pearl 84 00:06:56,196 --> 00:06:58,657 needed to save the Falkland Islands. 85 00:06:58,865 --> 00:07:02,536 Let's stay focused on the mission at hand, shall we? 86 00:07:02,619 --> 00:07:04,621 Finding those silicon compounds? 87 00:07:04,871 --> 00:07:06,832 Yes, professor. 88 00:07:09,084 --> 00:07:11,962 My body grows weaker with each passing moment. 89 00:07:12,963 --> 00:07:16,508 Only the thought of the destruction that walking chemical spill will wreak 90 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:18,009 keeps me focused. 91 00:08:06,349 --> 00:08:09,227 Loss of motor control, check. 92 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:33,627 Oxygen, low. 93 00:08:34,461 --> 00:08:37,422 Batmobile, switch to voice command. 94 00:08:37,631 --> 00:08:39,507 Voice command, active. 95 00:08:41,635 --> 00:08:42,552 Surface. 96 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:53,813 As we travel through the villi, the CP4 barium sonowave 97 00:08:53,897 --> 00:08:57,025 will indicate any monoclinic phyllosilicates in our vicinity. 98 00:08:57,108 --> 00:08:59,361 English, man. English. 99 00:09:00,779 --> 00:09:07,077 This little doohickey beeps when the cooties are near. 100 00:09:07,452 --> 00:09:10,121 Ah! Cooties, yes. 101 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,460 Okay, now we're cooking. 102 00:09:27,806 --> 00:09:32,602 These phyllosilicates are dangerous, so let's think this out. 103 00:09:35,355 --> 00:09:38,483 En garde, you microscopic misanthrope. 104 00:09:46,241 --> 00:09:51,037 We shall call this adventure the one where larger than life heroes 105 00:09:51,162 --> 00:09:53,623 come in small packages. 106 00:09:53,707 --> 00:09:55,250 Huh? Wha--? 107 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:58,294 It's replicating. 108 00:09:58,586 --> 00:10:00,797 Yes, and it's making more of itself too. 109 00:10:01,006 --> 00:10:02,841 We'll just have to fight harder. 110 00:10:10,098 --> 00:10:12,726 Now's the time for thinking, not fighting. 111 00:10:13,018 --> 00:10:17,397 Ha! The problem with you, Atom, is that you think when you should feel. 112 00:10:23,987 --> 00:10:26,156 Time to try things my way. 113 00:10:30,076 --> 00:10:32,579 A simple electromagnetic shock will destroy them 114 00:10:32,662 --> 00:10:35,623 and cure Batman in the process. Observe. 115 00:10:47,844 --> 00:10:50,138 See? Thinking's not so tough. 116 00:10:50,263 --> 00:10:51,806 Maybe you should try it sometime. 117 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:02,837 There's no way they could've spread this quickly unless-- 118 00:11:03,151 --> 00:11:07,906 Unless Batman disregarded my orders for bed rest and went after Chemo. 119 00:11:08,114 --> 00:11:11,493 Of course he went after Chemo. He's Batman. 120 00:11:15,622 --> 00:11:19,225 Worry not, Poindexter. I shall lead us to safer ground. 121 00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:24,631 Wait. At our size, blood vessels are raging rivers of death. 122 00:11:24,839 --> 00:11:27,425 Not if I summon us a sturdy steed. 123 00:11:27,717 --> 00:11:29,844 And what exactly are you going to summon? 124 00:11:29,928 --> 00:11:33,014 This is not the ocean. There are no fish in Batman's-- 125 00:11:36,226 --> 00:11:37,685 I stand corrected. 126 00:11:40,605 --> 00:11:42,190 Giddyup. 127 00:12:05,672 --> 00:12:08,758 Evasive subroutine, two-niner, go. 128 00:12:14,139 --> 00:12:16,975 Concussive grenades, full power. 129 00:12:38,121 --> 00:12:41,416 Let's hope Atom and Aquaman are having better luck than I am. 130 00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:44,127 You're going to kill us. 131 00:12:44,836 --> 00:12:46,337 Have at thee. 132 00:12:48,298 --> 00:12:49,507 Huzzah! 133 00:12:58,016 --> 00:13:00,268 I'm king of the sea. 134 00:13:00,643 --> 00:13:02,729 Just get us out of here! 135 00:13:18,703 --> 00:13:20,622 That was outrageous. 136 00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:23,082 I'll admit, we survived. 137 00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:28,463 Good boy. You were magnificent. 138 00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:31,174 Yes, big hug. 139 00:13:31,424 --> 00:13:34,469 He's not hugging you. He is merely interpreting you 140 00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:37,180 as a foreign body to be surrounded and destroyed. 141 00:13:37,388 --> 00:13:39,724 Sure feels like a hug to me, 142 00:13:39,807 --> 00:13:42,936 and since we found you in Batman's bloodstream, 143 00:13:43,019 --> 00:13:45,563 I think we'll name you Platelet. 144 00:13:45,772 --> 00:13:49,108 - Except that's a lymphocyte. - Platelet it is. 145 00:13:53,238 --> 00:13:56,449 Neptune's beard. They're everywhere. 146 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,827 And we're not going to beat them head-on. 147 00:14:00,036 --> 00:14:02,288 Not the way you fight, no. 148 00:14:02,497 --> 00:14:05,875 Our only chance is to find and destroy the seed cell. 149 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:09,671 And based on these symptoms, it can only be in one place. 150 00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:12,048 Batman's brain. 151 00:14:12,257 --> 00:14:13,508 Then let's ride. 152 00:14:14,926 --> 00:14:17,512 Hi-yo, Platelet, away! 153 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,383 Chemo went to a lot of trouble to get that nuke. 154 00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:58,052 But for whom is the question. 155 00:14:59,345 --> 00:15:02,432 Who's the real brain behind this mindless brute? 156 00:15:04,142 --> 00:15:07,895 You poor, pitiful fool, Batman. 157 00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:10,189 I believe this is checkmate. 158 00:15:10,398 --> 00:15:12,525 The Brain, ironic. 159 00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:16,821 As much fun as it was watching you match wits with Chemo, 160 00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:22,285 our little toy is now going where no one will get to it. 161 00:15:22,994 --> 00:15:27,040 And if the Bialyian people do not surrender to my rule, 162 00:15:27,165 --> 00:15:31,336 my lackey's corrosive juices will eat through the bomb's housing, 163 00:15:31,419 --> 00:15:36,966 causing an explosion that will destroy their entire country. 164 00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:41,220 But before we get to that nasty business, Batman, 165 00:15:41,512 --> 00:15:45,767 I think it is time for Chemo to put you out of your misery. 166 00:15:50,229 --> 00:15:51,272 Eject. 167 00:16:07,622 --> 00:16:09,540 Batman's brain. 168 00:16:09,665 --> 00:16:12,001 Is that the seed cell you spoke of? 169 00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:16,130 Yes. This field pressurizer will obliterate it. 170 00:16:26,808 --> 00:16:29,352 What in Davy Jones' Locker is happening? 171 00:16:29,435 --> 00:16:32,271 They're mutating. Growing bigger, stronger. 172 00:16:32,355 --> 00:16:36,484 It's as if Batman's been exposed to Chemo's toxins all over again. 173 00:16:36,692 --> 00:16:38,820 Tell me you have a plan. 174 00:16:54,168 --> 00:16:58,798 Submit, you mindless plebeians. Bow before the Brain. 175 00:17:47,555 --> 00:17:49,849 And now for the Brain. 176 00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:56,230 Come on, doc, write us a heroic prescription. 177 00:17:56,439 --> 00:17:58,191 I-- I don't know. 178 00:17:58,316 --> 00:18:02,361 Every course of action I can think of leads to unacceptable consequences. 179 00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:06,491 Then this is not the time to think, but the time to act. 180 00:18:06,908 --> 00:18:08,075 No. 181 00:18:08,451 --> 00:18:09,994 What are you doing? 182 00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:13,080 Drawing their forces so you can destroy the seed cell. 183 00:18:13,289 --> 00:18:14,916 But you'll never survive. 184 00:18:15,124 --> 00:18:19,253 Perhaps. But at least I'll have one heck of a story. 185 00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:24,550 Huzzah! 186 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:31,849 Impossible. My plot was foolproof. 187 00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:36,771 Batman. 188 00:18:37,146 --> 00:18:39,190 I'm taking you in. 189 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,109 A brave, but futile gesture, detective. 190 00:18:42,318 --> 00:18:47,406 The fast-replicating silicates Chemo infected you with are going to kill you. 191 00:18:47,657 --> 00:18:51,035 Even now, you can barely stand. 192 00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,461 So it comes down to this. 193 00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:04,715 Brain versus brawn, mano y mano, 194 00:19:04,924 --> 00:19:07,552 locked in mortal combat. 195 00:19:18,312 --> 00:19:19,188 Huh? 196 00:19:21,065 --> 00:19:22,525 Platelet! 197 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,027 Now you've done it. 198 00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:41,252 Outrageous. 199 00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:44,672 Evildoers, beware my wrath! 200 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:49,510 - Uh, what about the plan? - Blah, blah, blah! 201 00:19:49,594 --> 00:19:50,886 Let's punch them. 202 00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:45,066 Now who's the weakling? 203 00:20:45,191 --> 00:20:48,569 And so it ends. 204 00:20:55,743 --> 00:20:59,288 But Chemo's microorganisms should have killed you. 205 00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:02,583 I've got microorganisms of my own, Brain. 206 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,710 And mine work for the good guys. 207 00:21:05,294 --> 00:21:07,797 Die, you fleshy fool. 208 00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:18,474 Your mind is twisted, Brain. 209 00:21:18,557 --> 00:21:24,063 You can think about the error of your ways while doing hard time in a Bialyian prison. 210 00:21:27,858 --> 00:21:32,613 I've not seen heroics like yours since the time I saved an elderly merman 211 00:21:32,697 --> 00:21:36,367 from a pack of great whites. Good show. 212 00:21:36,617 --> 00:21:42,164 But, you know, coming to my aid like that was not the rational course of action, doc. 213 00:21:42,373 --> 00:21:46,210 Let's call it a momentary lapse in judgment. 214 00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:51,090 Our victory though has come at a great cost. 215 00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:54,969 Ah, Platelet. I'm so sorry, Aquaman. 216 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,096 He was a valiant steed. 217 00:21:57,221 --> 00:21:59,807 But lymphocytes never last long. 218 00:22:00,891 --> 00:22:05,813 Come then, let us honor Platelet and live as heroes. 219 00:22:06,105 --> 00:22:08,315 Take us home, old chum. 220 00:22:09,358 --> 00:22:10,735 There's only one way out. 221 00:22:10,818 --> 00:22:13,487 Left at the jugular, then on toward a tear duct. 222 00:22:13,612 --> 00:22:16,157 Tear duct? But surely 223 00:22:16,365 --> 00:22:18,743 Batman never cries.