1
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Where?
Where did you see it?

2
00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:39,200
This way?
Did it go in here? In here?

3
00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,800
Ah, there it is.

4
00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,440
Who closes the door,
keeps the door.

5
00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,160
No... You can't do this.

6
00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,000
No!

7
00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,600
What? No...

8
00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,720
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

9
00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,280
No, no...

10
00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,360
Oh, bloody alarm!

11
00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:41,840
No!

12
00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,320
Neville!

13
00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,720
Kidding me!

14
00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,640
Thank you.

15
00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,480
What the...?

16
00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,240
Oh!

17
00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,120
Excuse me. Sorry.

18
00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,640
Sorry.

19
00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,320
Sorry.

20
00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,400
Sorry, guys. Excuse me.

21
00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,520
Sorry. Hi. Is this
the line for applicants?

22
00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,640
- Join the queue.
- Oh, thank you.

23
00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,360
Excuse me. Sorry. Are you
here for the barista job?

24
00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,920
Paul? Paul Carpenter?

25
00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,480
It <i>is</i> you!

26
00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,040
Thought
it wasn't you for a minute.

27
00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,880
Here's me calling out
to a stranger.

28
00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,560
Monty Smith-Gregg.

29
00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,040
Don't you dare tell me
you don't remember me.

30
00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,840
- Um...
- You don't? Or you do?

31
00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,080
I can't tell
with that funny face of yours.

32
00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,760
You always had
that look in class.

33
00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,640
I taught 18th-century Ethics
and History of Music.

34
00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,360
- At King's.
- Oh, I didn't go to King's.

35
00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,200
And other campuses.

36
00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,720
I had long hair and a beard.

37
00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,520
You used to
sit next to Neville.

38
00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,040
- Yes...
- Funny Neville.

39
00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,480
With his weak knees.

40
00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,560
Plus, I coached you
in football, Mr Forgetty!

41
00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,880
This is such a coincidence!

42
00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,200
You still got that shirt?
The one with the, uh...

43
00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,120
Oh, what did it say?
I should go.

44
00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,680
- How's your brother?
- I don't have a brother.

45
00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:47,120
Anyway, must dash. I have
an interview, just like you.

46
00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,760
Another coincidence!

47
00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,840
- Bye!
- Bye.

48
00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,360
Monty?

49
00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,520
Oh...

50
00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,960
Oh, great...

51
00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,760
Hey!

52
00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,760
Wait!

53
00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:19,440
Stop! Stop that dog! Hey!

54
00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,080
Hello?

55
00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,360
<i>..Central London organisation...</i>

56
00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,040
<i>With world's best practice...</i>

57
00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,640
Excuse me, but are you here
for the job interview?

58
00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,920
It says 'applicants'
on the door, but...

59
00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,520
...this is an odd place
for a job interview.

60
00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,480
I was actually supposed to
have an interview at a cafe,

61
00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,400
which is interesting... mildly.

62
00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,320
D-do you know
what they do here?

63
00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,480
- Or what position...?
- I'm sorry.

64
00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,080
Is there something I'm doing
to make you want to talk to me?

65
00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,520
- Pardon?
- I really need to focus.

66
00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,800
Sorry.

67
00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:11,240
Oh, of course. Yeah.
You should focus.

68
00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:14,200
Oh, you... you're watching.

69
00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,640
Maybe I...I should
just watch too.

70
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,040
<i>We've always been there...</i>

71
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,920
<i>...and always will.</i>

72
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,160
<i>Life at JW Wells
as a new recruit</i>

73
00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,560
<i>is never dull.</i>

74
00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,880
<i>On the contrary,</i>

75
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,600
<i>the jobs can be demanding
and often confronting.</i>

76
00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,360
<i>We may not advertise
our services</i>

77
00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,320
<i>and shout our name
from the rooftops,</i>

78
00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,560
<i>but that is because
we do not need to.</i>

79
00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,440
<i>Our reputation is already
well established,</i>

80
00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,560
<i>which is why we can
hide in the shadows</i>

81
00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:47,520
<i>waiting for business
to come to us.</i>

82
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,080
<i>Now you know a bit about
what we do here</i>

83
00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,320
<i>at JW Wells and Company,</i>

84
00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,680
<i>we hope you will join our team.</i>

85
00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,480
No, you were... you were
outstanding, my dear.

86
00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,960
Mr Wells was very impressed.

87
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,640
- We all were.
- That's a relief.

88
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,840
He's a personal hero
of mine, you know.

89
00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:08,960
Yes.

90
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,680
Oh, good luck!
Just have fun with it.

91
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,840
These other interviews
are just formalities.

92
00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,160
The job is all but yours.

93
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:23,040
Paul Carpenter!

94
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,120
What...? M-me?

95
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,280
How does he know my name?

96
00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,320
Chop-chop!

97
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,920
So, what is it you do here?

98
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,280
We do what we can.

99
00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,360
Right.

100
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,760
Mr Wells, ladies and gentlemen
of the board,

101
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,720
this is Paul Carpenter.

102
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,560
Well, I'm glad you found us.

103
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,560
The side entrance
is a bit tricky, but...

104
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:12,680
Apologies about the lobby
being renovated.

105
00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:17,040
It's all to align with the 'new
dawn' of our great company.

106
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,200
You will be part
of that new dawn too.

107
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,320
- I will be?
- Well, you could be.

108
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,560
It all rather depends
on the next two minutes,

109
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,720
wouldn't you say?

110
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,160
- Right.
- Why don't you tell us

111
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,960
something about yourself, Paul?

112
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,320
Ah... there's not much to tell, really.

113
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,240
I've got four GCSEs
and two A-Levels.

114
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,640
I'm currently
between employment.

115
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,000
Single.

116
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,400
I live with a friend, Neville,

117
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,000
who hasn't paid rent
for 2 months,

118
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,040
but let's not hold
that against him,

119
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,400
even though it means we'll be
evicted unless I get this job.

120
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,320
Well, <i>a</i> job. It's highly
unlikely that I get this job.

121
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,760
Especially if I keep talking.

122
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:56,360
But I'd like it. Whatever it
is, it seems... interesting.

123
00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,240
Anyway, yeah, that's... me.

124
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,720
And what makes you think you'd
be suited to this position?

125
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,160
I dunno.

126
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,920
Well, what made you apply?

127
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,640
Uh, coincidence, really.

128
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,680
Go on.

129
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:16,200
Well, my alarm didn't go off.
My trousers had a stain.

130
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,440
And my shoelace broke - twice.

131
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,600
A dog stole my scarf.
The toaster blew up.

132
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,960
I ran into someone
who taught me at university

133
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,760
although I don't
remember him at all.

134
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,160
And then I chased the dog,
and here I am.

135
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,480
- Any hobbies?
- Pardon?

136
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,160
What do you do
in your spare time?

137
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,200
Well, all my time is spare...

138
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,640
- ...really.
- Ah.

139
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,360
But I used to paint
model soldiers.

140
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,280
- Which period?
- Medieval.

141
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,080
I also did those fantasy ones.

142
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,240
- Trolls and goblins.
- Goblins?

143
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,920
I tried Napoleonic,
but they were too fiddly.

144
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,120
I see.

145
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,640
I don't do that so much now.

146
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:54,000
And what do you most admire
about the works of Chekhov?

147
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,920
Ah... I dunno.

148
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,200
The way he says
"Course laid in, Captain"

149
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,520
is pretty cool.

150
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,200
But mostly he doesn't
get to do much.

151
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,760
Chekhov, the playwright.

152
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,160
Star Trek.

153
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,080
Any languages?

154
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,600
Uh, French and German
at school, but...

155
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,720
...I can't really remember
any of it now.

156
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,000
Sorry?

157
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,240
Casimir is asking you about
your social life, pumpkin.

158
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,080
Pardon?

159
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,520
What are you looking at,
Mr Carpenter?

160
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:30,240
Oh, sorry.
Uh, it's nothing. It's...

161
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,840
You seem distracted.

162
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,640
It's just the wallpaper.

163
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,800
The cracks are a map of London.

164
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,760
The Tube.

165
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,200
And there's the M25.

166
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,840
There's Hyde Park.

167
00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:52,120
As soon as you see it,
you can't unsee it.

168
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,280
It's like one of those
Magic Eye things.

169
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,480
Well, this has been a truly
forgettable experience.

170
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,320
Shall I see you out,
Mr Carpenter?

171
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,600
- That's OK... Sorry.
- Yes, I shall. Come on.

172
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,280
Well, thanks for
meeting you all.

173
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,680
Um, good to...
I mean, to meet you.

174
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,680
We heard it. Thank you.

175
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,320
You...

176
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,000
Stay...

177
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,080
Stay.

178
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,520
Alright?

179
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,080
Oh, dear.

180
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,520
How is anyone supposed to
get a job in this town?

181
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,760
You should just go abroad.
You know, be a man of letters.

182
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,440
Paul Carpenter -
renaissance man.

183
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,920
Renaissance men usually have
more than £5 to their name.

184
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,160
Any ladies there?

185
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,800
No.

186
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,080
Liar. Spill.

187
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,440
Neville?

188
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,040
- Hmm?
- What's going on?

189
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,760
Yeah, the couch is gone.

190
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,520
Yes, I noticed that.

191
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,000
I'm moving home.

192
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,360
- What?! Like, right now?
- I'm sorry. I just...

193
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,120
Just, do you ever feel like
you're not meant for

194
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,720
this kind of, you know,
work, rent, bills, bus,

195
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,760
Tube, bills, work, rent
kind of life?

196
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,320
Yes, of course, we all do...

197
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,760
I had this epiphany last night,
I thought, "Neville,

198
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,880
"why are you being
a slave to the system?

199
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,480
"You know, go home,
go back to university,

200
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,400
"just... never leave again."

201
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,440
- Right.
- And you know what?

202
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,880
As soon as I said it,
I just felt... free.

203
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,560
Wow.
I'm really happy for you.

204
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,480
- But where does that leave me?
- We're all individuals.

205
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,480
You are free to make
your own choices.

206
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,600
Ignoring the fact
I don't have a job

207
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,440
and my parents
have moved to Florida.

208
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,840
- I can't believe this!
- I know, I'll miss you too.

209
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,200
No! How do I find someone
with zero notice?

210
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,000
I'll pay for next week.

211
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,720
- You're two months behind.
- Maybe you'll get...

212
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,840
"JW Wells and Co"?

213
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,800
That's where my interview was.

214
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,480
But I didn't give them
this address.

215
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,640
"Dear Mr Carpenter,

216
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,120
"Thank you for your smashing
interview at 9:43am today.

217
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,520
"It was a real highlight and we
were unanimously impressed.

218
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,880
"We are therefore thrilled

219
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,960
"to offer you the position
of Paid Intern.

220
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,640
"It would be most agreeable
if you could make yourself

221
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,440
"available for work
from tomorrow, 9am sharp.

222
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,920
"Please enter through the main
entrance at 70 St Mary..."

223
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,440
Bloody hell.

224
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,480
I got a job!

225
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,400
You see?
All works out in the end.

226
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,960
I got a job!

227
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,440
Thank you.

228
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,280
Mr Roden!

229
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,480
Referral, please.

230
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,720
Ew.

231
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,400
Suite 1409.

232
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,400
What's the matter?
Need help sitting?

233
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,880
Oh, I'm... I'm not...

234
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,800
Ah!

235
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,520
Hm?

236
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,000
Well, Rosie, what do we think
of the new lobby?

237
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,600
Oh, Mr Wells,

238
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,120
I was expecting to be pleased,

239
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,600
but this morning, when
I saw it for the first time,

240
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,920
my heart burst with
a new passion for my work.

241
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,880
I can't tell
if you're being serious.

242
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:21,160
I couldn't be more serious...
about the new lobby.

243
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,240
- Carpenter!
- Hi.

244
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,640
- Wearing a suit, I see.
- Mm.

245
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,160
Very nice.
Making an effort - tick.

246
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,480
Trying to be yourself -
bigger tick.

247
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,280
We're all a big happy family
here, aren't we, Rosie?

248
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,120
- Yes?
- One big happy family.

249
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:43,040
We're going to tear through
mountains together... Paul?

250
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,720
Paul. Ah, OK.

251
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,520
Well, I love
to tear... mountains.

252
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,280
Paul Carpenter.

253
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,520
Last chance
to change your mind.

254
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,960
Mr Tanner,
the new intern's here.

255
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,480
<i>No, she's here already, Mum.</i>

256
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,200
<i>Uh, I mean 'Rosie'.</i>

257
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,040
Well, they're coming in
thick and fast

258
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,680
'cause there's another one here
with a clueless look

259
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,200
on his face.

260
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,160
I don't suppose
you could fill me in

261
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,480
on what this company
actually does?

262
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,960
Carpenter...

263
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,560
I was hoping that you'd died.

264
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,880
Well, follow me.

265
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,440
- Chop-chop!
- Dennis!

266
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,000
Shirt.

267
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,040
Oh, yes...

268
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,320
Come on. Hurry up! Come on!

269
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,440
For God's sake...

270
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,600
No, not that way...

271
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,160
Why is the...?

272
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:07,160
Ah, all this was
meant to be done by Christmas!

273
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,960
By Christmas!

274
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:14,760
Now... interns report to me,
and me only. Is that clear?

275
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,120
OK. Yes.

276
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,280
"Yes, Mr Tanner."

277
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:22,440
Now, JW Wells
is a highly respected firm.

278
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,160
Oops!

279
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:28,280
And we expect nothing less than
excellence from our employees.

280
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,920
- Is that clear?
- Of course.

281
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,000
"Of course, Mr Tanner."

282
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,840
Now, in return,
you will be working

283
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,040
for the most innovative company
in history.

284
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,120
Hup!

285
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,120
Don't panic.

286
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,760
All clear, no harm done.

287
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,560
With me, boy.

288
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,560
Now listen
very carefully,

289
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,520
'cause really
all you need to know,

290
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,960
for centuries,
our distinguished firm, JW...

291
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,560
Oh, thank you, thank you.

292
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,920
Our distinguished firm,
JW Wells,

293
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,640
has performed a plethora

294
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:12,200
of invaluable services
for our clients, including...

295
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,920
I didn't quite hear...

296
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,320
...temporal pausation
or advancement

297
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:21,480
and, of course, our signature
dish, which is coincidensation.

298
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,680
Now, we have never had
an unhappy client.

299
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,320
Come on!

300
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,760
And we trust
it will remain that way.

301
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:35,200
If you decide to stay,
you arrive at 0900,

302
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,480
lunch is at 1300, tea 1500,

303
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,680
and pens down at 5 o'clock.

304
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,720
And I don't care how much
of a suckhole you are,

305
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:47,240
you never, ever stay
after hours.

306
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,480
- Is that clear?
- Yes.

307
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,720
- Mr Tanner.
- Thank you.

308
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,440
You look like the sort of chap
who owns a computer.

309
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,040
Do not bring it to work.

310
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,320
Hurry along!

311
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,520
They do not function
within these four walls,

312
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:10,080
and what is more,
they're common.

313
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,520
- Any questions?
- I just didn't quite hear...

314
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,280
No questions. Good.

315
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,120
You may be excited
about working here -

316
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,440
that would be a mistake.

317
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,320
You are the lowest of the low,
Mr Carpenter.

318
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,320
I can't think
of anything lower.

319
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,000
Even the tiniest mites

320
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,040
that inhabit this grotty carpet
upon which we walk

321
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,240
are more important than you.

322
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,800
And, like the mites,

323
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,840
the less you are seen,
the longer you will last.

324
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,920
Right.

325
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,520
"Right, Mr Tanner!"

326
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,600
Mr Tanner.

327
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,000
Now... you'll be sharing

328
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,200
with the other new blob
of insignificance

329
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,520
that arrived today.

330
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,600
Oh. What other blob?

331
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,440
This one.

332
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,800
Sophie Pettingel.

333
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,840
She managed
to get here on time.

334
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,840
Well, wait here. Maybe someone
will find you something to do.

335
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:08,440
Oh! Why don't you tell Sophie
about your last girlfriend?

336
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,360
Oh, that's right -
you've never had one.

337
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,080
That's not true, by the way.

338
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,080
I have had...

339
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,280
We never called each other
boyfriend and girlfriend...

340
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,080
The smell of coffee
makes me sick.

341
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,040
The what? Oh. Sorry.

342
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,200
Ah... Oh, that's hot. Very...

343
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,040
Ah...

344
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,040
Looks like
we're up for the same job.

345
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,520
Hm.

346
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,920
I'm pretty sure they've made
a mistake, actually.

347
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,160
All depends on what
they were looking for.

348
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,760
If it was inarticulate,
nervous gits

349
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,560
with little talent
or initiative,

350
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,640
they've struck gold.

351
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,840
With me... I mean.

352
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:28,440
Not you. You're obviously
talented and... not a git.

353
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,320
Do you have any idea
what they do here?

354
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,120
What was all those typists?

355
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,840
And the big map with the...?

356
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,400
There's a nice pub across
the street, which is good.

357
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,000
It's important, isn't it?
To have after-work drinks.

358
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Or hitting-target drinks.
Or sales drinks.

359
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,160
Or, like... drink drinks.

360
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,840
My dad used to go to the pub
after work every day.

361
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,240
So did my mum, actually.
'Debeef' drinks.

362
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,240
Debrief 'dinks'. Drinks.

363
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,200
Debrief drinks.

364
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,440
Did you work anywhere
before this job?

365
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,160
Um, what kind of question
is that?

366
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,800
Oh, uh, I was just wondering if
all office jobs are like this.

367
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,680
You know, you sort of sit
and wait to be told.

368
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:19,320
Or maybe you could fill me in
on some work practices.

369
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,040
You know, like when to...

370
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,600
Go to the pub?

371
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,280
What? No.

372
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,120
Um... unless you want to.

373
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,800
But-but not in an
inappropriate way, of course.

374
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,840
If there's a way
to do it... if...

375
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,680
'Cause, I mean, I can't, and
don't want to, by the way, ask.

376
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,720
And neither do you
want to be asked,

377
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,000
or ask me, which is good.

378
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,480
We've got apps for that.

379
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,000
And I'm certainly not gonna
look for you on my app.

380
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,800
- I think you should stop now.
- Yeah, I think you're right.

381
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,360
What?!

382
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,440
Shh.

383
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,920
Did she try and kiss you?

384
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,320
- No.
- No.

385
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,720
Oh. Shame.

386
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,840
Did you see a baby dragon?

387
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,320
Job for you.

388
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,080
You are to go through
these maps

389
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,520
and circle any sites
containing bauxite.

390
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,920
- Got it?
- And what about me?

391
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,000
You help him.

392
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,000
Oh. Look at you.

393
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,160
You're all red in the face.

394
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,560
First days,
they're always hard.

395
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:48,400
But I'm here - hm? -
if you need a true friend.

396
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,440
Mm.

397
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,920
Anyway, good luck.

398
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,760
So... bauxite is...?

399
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,720
It's a mineral.

400
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,400
They make aluminium
out of it. Listen, Peter.

401
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,320
- Paul.
- Don't take this the wrong way

402
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,720
but I'm not interested in beers
after work

403
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,160
or, "Hi, everyone, this is
my mate Peter from work."

404
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,200
- Paul.
- I'm part of a fast-track

405
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,840
program to
upper level management,

406
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,120
so we won't be sharing this
pokey little hole for long.

407
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,320
But while we are,
do you mind if we just...?

408
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,200
Yep. Sure.

409
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:32,600
Yeah. I was just...
checking about the bauxite.

410
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,000
Well, that was rewarding.

411
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,200
Didn't spot any bauxite,
did you?

412
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,920
Coming?

413
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,160
So, what we thinking for lunch?

414
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,720
I could murder a pie.

415
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,560
Oh, I'm a bit of
a pie-murderer myself.

416
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,160
Actually, I might
just grab a coffee.

417
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,000
I thought you
didn't like coffee.

418
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,640
Why did I say that?
I hate coffee.

419
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,560
Sophie Pettingel!
I have a quick job for you.

420
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,440
You can come too if you like,
but don't do anything.

421
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,560
I don't suppose
you could fill us in

422
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,640
on what this company
actually does?

423
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,040
This should be very simple. Ah.

424
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,840
That woman is Delia Bryson.

425
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,080
She happens to be sitting...

426
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,320
Spelling is awful.

427
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:24,640
Right. Well, this seems to be
a little more complicated.

428
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,480
Delia is reading Atonement
by Ian McEwan.

429
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,120
Sophie, I'll need you
to watch her

430
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,240
and signal me
when she gets to the part

431
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,000
where Cecilia
jumps into the fountain.

432
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,960
- The what?
- I'll be on the other side.

433
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,280
Wait. You want me
to read over her shoulder?

434
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,440
Of course not.
That would be rude.

435
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,520
Just watch her from in there.

436
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,200
How are we supposed to know
what she's reading?

437
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,160
This is ridiculous.

438
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,400
Oh, my goodness!

439
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,720
- Are you alright?
- Yeah.

440
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,240
- Here.
- Oh.

441
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,160
- Oh...
- Oh, thank you so much.

442
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,000
Such a bizarre coincidence...

443
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,960
Very well done, Sophie.

444
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,680
His parents
paid a fortune for that.

445
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,800
Those two will think
it was meant to be

446
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,480
and hopefully tell the story
to their grandchildren.

447
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,360
But... so Sophie read her mind?

448
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,440
Sophie is a Seer.
A very rare breed.

449
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,880
That's why she's
in our fast-track program

450
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,960
and you, Paul, are not.

451
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,480
I suppose you'd call us
practical metaphysicians

452
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,840
or paranatural engineers.

453
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,160
In my department,
we hijack a client's instincts

454
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,920
or gut feeling
just long enough

455
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,240
to influence
a correct decision.

456
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,320
Sophie, I have
more clients for you.

457
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,440
Paul, you can go back to...

458
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,240
...whatever it was
you were doing.

459
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,760
- Maps.
- Fast-track.

460
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,520
Bauxite...

461
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,600
Brilliant.

462
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,880
Carpenter!

463
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,720
You focus your eyes
on a point in the distance,

464
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,160
like you're looking
at the horizon.

465
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,640
Yep.

466
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:06,200
Now lift your hand
just off the map

467
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,840
so you can still feel it

468
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,680
but you're not actually
touching it.

469
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,480
Yep.

470
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,320
Yeah. Mm-hm.

471
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,880
Yeah, it's building.

472
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,640
That's the Quiver Point.

473
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,720
Come with me.

474
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,840
Countess took you on a mission?

475
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,240
Yes. Well, I didn't really
do anything, but...

476
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:48,400
Is that what you do here?
Make people fall in love?

477
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,960
Yeah, fall in love, divorce,
discover gravity, move cities,

478
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,000
invent combustion engines,
try a new cafe...

479
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,520
Careful with those!

480
00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:00,960
We control their gut instincts.
If only for a few seconds.

481
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,240
But why?

482
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,360
Yes, exactly!

483
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,200
No credit.
Not nearly enough money.

484
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,800
Never any gratitude.

485
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,360
Why waste our precious time
helping ungrateful sods

486
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,480
who are just
going to die anyway?

487
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,600
We're on the brink, Paul.

488
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,800
On the edge of history.

489
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,320
We were just about to launch
Operation Fine Print -

490
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,400
the most audacious
influence campaign

491
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,320
ever undertaken -

492
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,200
when we hit a bit of a snag.

493
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:58,200
And now only you, Paul,
can put us back on track.

494
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,440
- Me?
- Yeah, well...

495
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,760
Yeah, but you have
a unique talent.

496
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,160
You're more than
just a Diviner.

497
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,440
I'm a... Diviner?

498
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,480
Your parents must be
so proud of you.

499
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,080
His parents? They're
barely even aware he's alive.

500
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,600
When he was six, his father
lost him at a funfair.

501
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,240
Took him 22 minutes to realise.

502
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,960
Their house
was hardly ever clean

503
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,240
because his mother
spent most of her time

504
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,600
having three affairs.

505
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,280
Dad had no idea.

506
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,840
Who was the third affair?

507
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,920
We don't get to choose
our parents.

508
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,640
Dennis's father looked
like a squashed toad.

509
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,840
My father was
a controlling egomaniac.

510
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,600
You know, he presented
as a warm and gentle leader,

511
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,000
but behind the scenes,
he was evil.

512
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,640
When I was 12,

513
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,720
he sat me down,
put a pen in my hand

514
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,280
and made me write a contract.

515
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:57,960
"I, Humphrey Wells,
promise very hard

516
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,480
"never to betray my father.

517
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,400
"And if I do,
my soul will be his."

518
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,920
He kept that contract.
Never let it out of his sight.

519
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,720
It imprisoned me,
kept me silent,

520
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,800
forced me to be
the obedient, dutiful son.

521
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,760
It was his insurance policy
against me.

522
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,440
What kind of father needs an
insurance against his own son?!

523
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,680
We're very similar, you and I.

524
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,960
You think?

525
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,560
Mmm.

526
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,000
Undervalued. Underestimated.

527
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,920
I suppose, maybe, in that way.

528
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,800
Can I trust you,

529
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,640
Paul Carpenter of 57
Wrigglesworth Street, Nunhead?

530
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,240
Um...

531
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,760
...I mean, I'm number 59,

532
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,240
but, yes,
I think you can trust me, yes.

533
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,320
I've lost something.

534
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,440
Something not only dear to me,

535
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,400
but immeasurably valuable.

536
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,480
Oh. That's no good.
Where did you last see it?

537
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,120
Well, that's irrelevant.

538
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,760
It's not a watch or a wallet.

539
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,320
It's one of the most powerful
and coveted items

540
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,840
ever to exist.

541
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,480
Oh. Right. Gosh.

542
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,800
The trouble is, it has
the ability to disguise itself.

543
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,760
Like an octopus.

544
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,520
It is not like an octopus.

545
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,120
Do you think
we have the right man here?

546
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,600
I need you to find it, Paul.

547
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,040
It's somewhere in this
building. I know that.

548
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,560
But it will refuse to be found,

549
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,960
so you will have to pretend
that you're not looking for it.

550
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,080
Pretend I'm not looking for it.

551
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,080
Yeah, I put all my trust
in you.

552
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,600
Because the thing...

553
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,840
...the thing that I want
you to find... that thing...

554
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,320
It's a door.

555
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,640
Yes, thank you, Dennis.

556
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,640
It's a door. A portable door,
to be specific.

557
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,720
Portable...

558
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,840
You're not to share this
with anyone.

559
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,600
- Even your blossoming romance.
- Oh, we're definitely not...

560
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,440
You must find it. It's crucial
for Operation Fine Print

561
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,640
and the new dawn
of the company.

562
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,360
Would you say everything
hinges on his success?

563
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:29,160
Yes, I would say everything
hinges on... his success.

564
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,240
Hm?

565
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,360
Find my door.

566
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,160
- OK.
- Good man.

567
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,240
How?

568
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,600
You have the gift.

569
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,160
Fate has brought us together.

570
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,640
This is your time to shine!

571
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,800
So... go shine.

572
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,280
And, Paul...

573
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,520
Just find the door. Easy.

574
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,480
Here, door! Come on, door!

575
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,960
Are you looking for something?

576
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,560
No.

577
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,880
You look like
you're looking for something.

578
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,040
Don't think so. No.

579
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,080
Not very sure of yourself,
are you?

580
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,360
Do you remember who I am?

581
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,880
Blank.

582
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,920
I'm Nienke Van Spee,

583
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,120
ASTP, KMCC.

584
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,160
- Paul.
- ASTP stands for

585
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,760
'Associate of the Society of
Thaumaturgical Practitioners'.

586
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,080
- Right.
- Say that with a lisp.

587
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,120
And KMCC

588
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,000
stands for 'Keeper of the
Magician's Code of Conduct'.

589
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,320
Which means you come to me

590
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,520
if you hear of
any illegal use of magic.

591
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,760
Have you? Heard of any?

592
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,120
How are you enjoying
the new job?

593
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,720
Oh, Sophie's a delight.

594
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,840
If you were
to buy her a present,

595
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,920
I would suggest
a small woollen scarf

596
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,240
or a good-quality torch.

597
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,800
And under no circumstances

598
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,200
should you kiss her
after eating licorice.

599
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,920
- Oh, we're not...
- She hates the stuff.

600
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,120
How are you finding Mr Wells?

601
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,480
He's a wonderful boss. Honest.

602
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,880
Eyes down here, pumpkin.

603
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,240
What you see is what you get
with Mr Wells.

604
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,880
No, there's... there's not
a thing I worry about

605
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,680
with Humphrey at the helm.

606
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,800
What are you looking at,
potato face?

607
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,760
Sorry.

608
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,960
Are you working
with him closely?

609
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,240
Not really. No.

610
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,400
Well, I hope
you get that chance.

611
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,880
He seems to really like you.

612
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,320
Which is bewildering to us all.

613
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,600
Bit of a turnip, aren't you?

614
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,400
You certainly didn't
get my vote.

615
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,160
Anyhoo, must toot.

616
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,080
Maybe you'll prove me wrong!

617
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,760
It's five o'clock!
Go home, Paul!

618
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,280
Don't panic. It's just a dream.

619
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,080
- Who are you?
- I'm Casimir Suslowicz.

620
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,800
What are you doing
in my bedroom?

621
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,560
This is not your bedroom.
This is a dream of your bedroom

622
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,200
- that I am in.
- Why? How?

623
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:43,000
It's what I do. I find it's the
best way to get to the truth.

624
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,160
Truth?

625
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,000
Because we've all
been wondering

626
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,680
why Mr Wells hired you.

627
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,760
I can find bauxite on a map.

628
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,000
- Are you...?
- Waiting for the truth? Yes.

629
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,160
This company got out of bauxite
107 years ago.

630
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,480
Why did he hire you?

631
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,600
I don't know what to tell you. Honestly.

632
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,760
I...I think he just saw
some real potential in me

633
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,600
and he... he...

634
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,320
W...

635
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,920
What's wrong, Paul?
Foot hurting?

636
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,720
Why were you hired, Paul?

637
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,800
Not sure you can hear me.

638
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,200
Can you
hear me now?

639
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,880
Why did he hire you?

640
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,280
- I can't say!
- I can do worse, Paul.

641
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,760
I can do a lot worse
now that I'm in here.

642
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,120
But it's just a dream, right?

643
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,040
Oh, yes,
it's just a dream!

644
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,600
But things have real-world
consequences, Paul.

645
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,760
I could make you strip off,

646
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,160
go for a little sleepwalk outside.

647
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,560
You wouldn't!

648
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,440
I can make a little bit
of wee come out.

649
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,040
Quite a bit, actually.

650
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,200
OK! Alright!

651
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,840
He wants me to find
the portable door!

652
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,080
So...

653
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,080
...Humphrey has lost
his portable door.

654
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,000
I don't know what it does.

655
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,880
I mean, why does he
want it so badly?

656
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,320
You know the saying

657
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,160
"There is only one way
to the Bank of the Dead"?

658
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,240
No, actually. W-what's the one
way to the Bank of the Dead?

659
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,560
Dying.

660
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:25,120
Well, it turns out
that's not entirely true.

661
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,880
There is another way.

662
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,240
Bank of the what?

663
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,480
You're still dreaming.

664
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,560
Agh!

665
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,040
I could just eat you up.

666
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,000
Oh...

667
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,640
I love office supplies.

668
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,040
I always wanted
to be a Coincidator.

669
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,520
Is that what I am?

670
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,680
"Is that what I am?"

671
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,360
She's here.

672
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:30,160
Right. Just pretend
you're not looking for it.

673
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,200
"Goblins only."

674
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,240
Did I give you
permission to be down here?

675
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:51,280
Let me think. Did I give you
permission to be down here?

676
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,920
No, I did not!

677
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,560
Sorry, Mr Tanner. I...

678
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,240
I thought it might be
a good place to look for the...

679
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,600
...you know.

680
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,000
The what?

681
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,720
Portable door.

682
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,600
The portable door.

683
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,040
Rather a big project
for an intern.

684
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,000
How's it going, by the way?

685
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,120
Um... I think I'll be OK.

686
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,480
If I were you, Carpenter,

687
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,160
I would just give up now

688
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,400
because when you fail -
and undoubtedly you will -

689
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:25,240
there are no words to describe
what Mr Wells will do to you.

690
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:26,800
Oh, here's one.

691
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,440
Gut.

692
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,040
Another. Impale.

693
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,000
Marinate.
Oh, they're coming now.

694
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Yes. Fry, poach...

695
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,720
- OK. Thanks.
- Peel, roast...

696
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,840
- I think I get the...
- Disembowel!

697
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,560
Get...!

698
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,600
I know this is probably
a stupid question,

699
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,520
but who's down there?

700
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:05,880
Goblins.

701
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,840
We've worked with them
for centuries.

702
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,040
They follow humans.
They watch you at night.

703
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,640
Steal from you.
Sabotage your day.

704
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,840
They're basically obsessed.

705
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:18,040
And we use that obsession
to arrange coincidences.

706
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:21,800
Ask the dry cleaner

707
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,040
if you can stick this poster
on their wall.

708
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,320
Her long-lost cousin
will come by in a few days.

709
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,720
Excuse me. Hi.

710
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,600
Would I be able
to put this poster up?

711
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,640
- My friend lost her dog.
- Course, love.

712
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,400
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.

713
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,760
Alright, you have a lovely day, yeah?

714
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,840
You too, bye.

715
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:12,120
I'm sure you've noticed. This
company is at war with itself.

716
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:17,120
<i>Ever since John Wells
mysteriously - suspiciously -</i>

717
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,800
<i>disappeared,</i>

718
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,760
<i>things have changed.</i>

719
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:25,040
<i>It was the same day Dennis's
father, Arthur, disappeared.</i>

720
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,280
<i>Those two sons
are up to something,</i>

721
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,600
<i>and it's not just renovations.</i>

722
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,600
<i>We're not sure what or when,</i>

723
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:39,320
<i>we're not even sure why
he hired your scruffy friend,</i>

724
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,000
<i>but it's connected somehow.</i>

725
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,680
I don't think he knows
why he's been hired.

726
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:50,280
I mean...
he's quite nice, but...

727
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,160
...I can't really tell
when he...

728
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,680
You're a jumble of a human,
aren't you?

729
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,160
You're very good
at reading people.

730
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,680
You could be a great Seer.

731
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,160
But you don't seem
to make sense inside.

732
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:13,520
It's like you have two
instincts fighting each other.

733
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,600
Is there something
I should know?

734
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,160
I am...

735
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,240
I don't think...

736
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,560
I guess I'm just...

737
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,400
...as you say... a jumble.

738
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,040
I don't know
what's happening to me.

739
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,840
I'm listening to jazz,
drinking coffee, which I hate.

740
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,080
I'm suddenly loving balloons.

741
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,080
I just don't know
who I am anymore.

742
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,520
That's fascinating.
Am I supposed to care?

743
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,200
I want
to change my mind.

744
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,280
Well, too bad because
you signed the contract!

745
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,880
Everything OK?

746
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,160
What?

747
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,800
It's 4:53.

748
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,040
Seven minutes
to leave the building!

749
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,120
I'm fine.

750
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:06,680
Coming?

751
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,760
Yep.

752
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:13,080
Sounded like a heated chat.
With Tanner?

753
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:16,120
Ugh, it was just a disagreement
about my employment contract.

754
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:19,200
- You're not leaving, are you?
- Starting to think I should.

755
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,520
That'd be awful. And sad.

756
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,600
Why?

757
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,240
'Cause who
would protect you from...?

758
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,920
Exactly.

759
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,400
Just be glad
you're not a stapler.

760
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:37,160
I suddenly... really...

761
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,600
...in my heart...

762
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,800
...need...

763
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,480
...liquorice.

764
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,280
You hate liquorice, don't you?

765
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,000
Yes, I did. But now I love it.

766
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,560
Mmm!

767
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,440
Mmm, it's so, um... liquorice-y.

768
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,520
- Do you want to get a drink?
- Yes, please.

769
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,560
I don't know why I ate that.
How can anyone eat that?

770
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,200
I actually don't mind liquorice.

771
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,000
Yes, but you dress like
a 12-year-old accountant.

772
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,600
Really?

773
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,680
Sorry.

774
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,160
Listen... is everything OK?

775
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,040
Yep.

776
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:45,960
Fine.

777
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,600
I guess I just thought...

778
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,240
You'd be CEO by now.

779
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:54,040
Ha. Yes.

780
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,480
I don't know, I'm grateful
for the fast track

781
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,400
and the Countess, but...

782
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,720
...what if the downside
isn't worth it?

783
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:04,360
Well, what's the downside?

784
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,920
Being miserable all the time?

785
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,720
I'm not miserable.
I'm ambitious.

786
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:10,400
You wouldn't get it, Paul.

787
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,280
You know, you're happy looking
at maps all day

788
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,000
and you don't need more.
I just, I wish I was...

789
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:22,080
Oh... my...God.

790
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,080
You <i>are</i> doing more.

791
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,040
- What?
- What you doing?

792
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,800
What? Nothing.
I can't say. It's... Nothing.

793
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:35,400
Mr Wells has me on a
special task. But I can't say.

794
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,760
It seems pretty important
to him, though.

795
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,560
'Cause I'm the only one who...

796
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,440
- You're the only one who what?
- I can't say.

797
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,600
OK.

798
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,240
Well, just so you know,
be careful.

799
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:50,360
Of what?

800
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,080
Of him. Humphrey.
He's not normal.

801
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:56,760
Oh, and Countess is just
your average office manager.

802
00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:00,160
He's not gonna want something
for nothing, Paul.

803
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,080
Seriously, what's with all
the hating on Humphrey Wells?

804
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,360
He doesn't push
innocent people into fountains.

805
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,840
You're so naive.
We know there's more to this

806
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,080
- New Dawn than renovations.
- Who's 'we'?

807
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,520
Plus, Countess thinks he
disappeared his father.

808
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,560
- Well, where's John Wells?
- I dunno.

809
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,120
- Retired.
- Huh.

810
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,160
Just...

811
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,560
...consider yourself warned.

812
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,840
Maybe you're jealous.

813
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,400
Maybe you can't handle the fact

814
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,160
that the CEO loves me
and not you.

815
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,920
Have you always been
this arrogant?

816
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,720
Maybe I'm on
a super fast track.

817
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:35,880
A super fast track?

818
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,840
You're on a regular fast track.
The truth is hard to hear.

819
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,080
Believe me, you are not.
You fell into this job.

820
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,440
You weren't plucked from
obscurity by the CEO

821
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,440
because they can't find any
other middling-intelligent,

822
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,360
slightly good-looking English
boys in the city of London.

823
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,520
If the CEO is asking you
to find something,

824
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,600
it's because they don't know
what else to do with you.

825
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,400
OK. Well, this was fun.

826
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,480
- Let's do it again.
- Yep.

827
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,720
Here he is.

828
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,800
The date from hell?

829
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,120
What?

830
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,360
"Let's go for a drink
and yell at each other."

831
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,600
- Whoa, hang on...
- Not cool, Romeo!

832
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,680
Not cool.

833
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,360
Paul! Casimir Suslowicz.

834
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,680
We met at your interview.

835
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,680
Well, hope you're adjusting.

836
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,600
Must dash.

837
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:07,320
Right.
Today's the day, Paul.

838
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,480
Today is what day?

839
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,800
- I know you.
- I look like a lot of people.

840
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,320
Monty. We met
before my interview.

841
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,720
Who knows? Anyway,
turn around and go back up.

842
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,520
- I was just gonna look down...
- Well, you can't.

843
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,640
- Why not?
- I don't have those details.

844
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,400
All I've been told is "Don't
let anyone in the basement."

845
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,040
But there's just an old closet
down there.

846
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,520
- That's what I said - closet.
- You said basement.

847
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,480
- No, no, I said closet.
- You definitely said basement.

848
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,560
Please don't tell
Mr Tanner I said that.

849
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:40,480
Why not?

850
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,640
He's very creative
with his punishment.

851
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,760
You didn't teach me
History of Music

852
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,120
or coach football, did you?

853
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,240
No.

854
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,760
You were trying to make me
miss my interview.

855
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,120
Yes. As instructed.

856
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,160
I won't tell Mr Tanner
you said basement.

857
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,320
Oh, that's very decent of you.

858
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,400
If you let me go down there.

859
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,840
Agh!

860
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,600
Found you.

861
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,680
Ladies
and gentlemen, my friends,

862
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:44,160
if I may get your attention.
Thank you.

863
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,200
What you're about to see -

864
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,040
and it's not exaggerating
to say this -

865
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:54,000
is going to change
the world forever.

866
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,360
See, for centuries,

867
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:02,480
we at JW Wells
have been in the business

868
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:07,600
of changing small lives
in small ways.

869
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,720
Absolutely lovely.

870
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:14,600
Now, this has always struck me
as an odd waste of our talents.

871
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:18,880
So when my father disappeared,
presumed dead,

872
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,680
I decided this was our chance.

873
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,200
Opportunity is right there
in front of us,

874
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,080
begging to be used.

875
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:30,040
We've always
provided a service

876
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,960
for our customers.

877
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,440
What if we make them serve us?

878
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:38,440
What if we make them
the product?

879
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:42,080
Mr Tanner,
let's have the guinea pig.

880
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,360
Gather round, please.

881
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,520
I have something to show you.

882
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,240
<i>Sophie, just
a few more quick questions.</i>

883
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:52,440
<i>Any phobias?</i>

884
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,520
<i>Balloons, weirdly.</i>

885
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,360
<i>- Do you like coffee?
- Not at all, sorry.</i>

886
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,800
<i>Favourite music style?</i>

887
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:01,080
<i>I like loads of music,
just not jazz.</i>

888
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,400
<i>What do you think of</i>

889
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,240
<i>when I say the word
'liquorice'?</i>

890
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,320
<i>I actually almost gag.</i>

891
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,280
<i>This is my
fast-track interview...</i>

892
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,720
OK, hold it right there.

893
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,360
After that interview,

894
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:16,800
we were able to influence
this young consumer.

895
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,080
<i>I don't know
what's happening to me.</i>

896
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:21,880
<i>I'm listening to jazz,
drinking coffee, which I hate.</i>

897
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:23,360
<i>I'm suddenly loving balloons.</i>

898
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,440
<i>I mean, I just don't know
who I am anymore.</i>

899
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,160
Thank you, Dennis.

900
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,680
Wait...

901
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:37,280
If we can do this
to a well-educated...

902
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:39,720
..young,

903
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,840
strong-willed individual,

904
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:45,360
imagine what we can do
to the masses.

905
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,320
Your property prices
will skyrocket.

906
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:55,240
Your consumer base
will double, triple, quadruple!

907
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:58,880
Your Roger will win
his election in a landslide!

908
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,360
How are you doing this?

909
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,160
With a simple binding contract

910
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,920
they don't even know
they've signed.

911
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,680
- Door!
- Just like Sophie did.

912
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,920
I will sell you
the will of the people.

913
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:11,920
Door!

914
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,400
I will
hand you their desires,

915
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,760
their gut instincts
on a silver platter.

916
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,680
Because here at JW Wells,

917
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,400
influence is...

918
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,480
Whoop.

919
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,840
Thank you, Dennis.

920
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:35,080
Influence is no coincidence.

921
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,240
"Knock, knock".

922
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,320
OK.

923
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,840
Knock, knock.

924
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,120
Why don't we do it
over some refreshments?

925
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,600
Mr Tanner? Dennis!

926
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,280
Supermarket!

927
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:50,760
Paul.

928
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,560
- Are you being chased?
- Uh, no. Fine.

929
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:57,120
You're puffing
and you look spooked.

930
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:00,640
Ah, no, just...
just I'm keen to get to work.

931
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,440
So, anyway, thanks for...

932
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:04,600
Paul.

933
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:09,560
If you do find it,
this is who you come to.

934
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,600
Right.

935
01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:20,320
Paul!

936
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:22,360
We need to clear the air.

937
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:25,760
I'm sorry about
what I said last night.

938
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:28,640
But I do think we are
fundamentally different people

939
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,280
and some people are not meant
to spend time together.

940
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:33,760
Hey! What the hell?

941
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,400
They're filming you. Us.

942
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:38,960
- What?
- You.

943
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,680
They're controlling you, Sophie.

944
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,080
What are you talking about?

945
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:45,000
He said something
about a contract.

946
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,080
I saw...

947
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:50,840
- I found it.
- Found what?

948
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,880
This.

949
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,080
You found a towel?

950
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,160
Just watch this.

951
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,160
Knock, knock.

952
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,760
That's a door.

953
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:21,520
Yep.

954
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,600
Ready?

955
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,840
Supermarket.

956
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,200
This is not...

957
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:36,720
Something's gone wrong.

958
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:39,080
- Hello?
- Who's that?

959
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:42,480
Wait there. I'm coming!
Please don't...!

960
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,560
Who was the voice?

961
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,200
"Announce your destination
<i>before</i> opening."

962
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:53,160
OK. My bad.

963
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,760
Knock, knock.

964
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,440
OK. S-s... um...

965
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:02,520
My flat.

966
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,880
See? Portable door.

967
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,240
This is your flat?

968
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,280
Yeah.

969
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:18,360
You're actually quite neat.

970
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,520
What...?

971
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,240
So it goes
wherever you want to go.

972
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:32,600
This has just become
the best job in the world.

973
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,480
Before you do that,
can we just...?

974
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,800
- Knock, knock.
- I have to tell you what I saw.

975
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,880
- Amazing!
- It was an interview with you.

976
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,800
- There were people watching...
- Come on!

977
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:44,040
♪ Little Bitty Pretty One

978
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,760
Come up here!

979
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,840
Whoa!

980
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,520
We're on top of the world!

981
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,880
Close your eyes.

982
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,560
No - your ears.

983
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,360
- Fiji?
- No!

984
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,160
- Jamaica?
- Warmer.

985
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:18,680
♪ Little bitty pretty one
Come on and talk to me

986
01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:25,080
Whoo!

987
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:33,080
♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh

988
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:35,600
Really?

989
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:40,000
♪ Happened a long time ago

990
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,160
I'm busy this week.

991
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:46,000
You should be able
to handle these clients, yes?

992
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:54,600
♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh

993
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,480
♪ Oh-oh-oh, whoa, oh, oh

994
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:59,000
♪ Little bitty pretty one

995
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,720
♪ Come on and talk to me

996
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:04,240
♪ Lovey dovey, lovey one

997
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:08,000
♪ Come sit down on my knee

998
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,320
Look at that. Amazing.

999
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,000
It's so cool.

1000
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,480
It is so beautiful here.

1001
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:22,960
So, what's your favourite place
that we've been to?

1002
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,640
My favourite place
that we've been to...

1003
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,040
That's a really hard question.
I don't know.

1004
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,440
Why do I always
have to answer first?

1005
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,960
Did I mention I was
the South East Junior

1006
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,960
Ballroom champion
three years running?

1007
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,320
You failed to actually.

1008
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:52,080
- Three years, I'm serious.
- You hid it so well.

1009
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:53,560
I didn't want
to show off.

1010
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:56,280
Don't be like that,
you're actually really good.

1011
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,160
I don't believe it!

1012
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:53,880
Ooh!

1013
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:21,680
What if I told you
I can read minds now, too?

1014
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,720
Really?

1015
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,560
What am I thinking?

1016
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:27,880
"Gosh, Paul is handsome
and interesting."

1017
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:37,280
Maybe we should stay here.

1018
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:42,760
Eh? Just eat fresh seafood
every day.

1019
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,640
Yeah... Except I hate fish.

1020
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:49,040
But you don't know yourself,
do you? Maybe you love it.

1021
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,760
Or we could just take
the portable door for lunch,

1022
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:58,840
somewhere different every day.

1023
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,760
And we could build
a little house.

1024
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,840
Over there.

1025
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:16,240
I like you.

1026
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,080
I really do, quite a lot,

1027
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:22,000
which is weird
because you're such a...

1028
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:33,400
But ever since I signed that
stupid fast-track contract...

1029
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:35,200
...I feel like
they're in control

1030
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:38,160
of that whole part of me.

1031
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:41,080
My instinct and...

1032
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,240
...my heart.

1033
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:51,240
I don't trust my own feelings.

1034
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:57,520
I guess I don't know if what
I'm feeling for you is real.

1035
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,280
Well, then we have to find
this thing that you signed.

1036
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:06,520
Why?

1037
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,400
We could reverse it somehow.

1038
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,240
So then you'd know
who you really are

1039
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:15,800
and how you really feel
about pies and jazz.

1040
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,880
And especially...

1041
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:20,840
...liquorice.

1042
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,040
But how do we reverse it?

1043
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:26,480
Well, I dunno.
But we have to try.

1044
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,720
Knock, knock.

1045
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:37,440
We should check
Humphrey's office first.

1046
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:39,520
After work.

1047
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,400
Interns!

1048
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:48,240
There's a rumour going around
and I hope it's...

1049
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,600
Why are you dressed like that?

1050
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,240
- We're not.
- Theme party.

1051
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,400
- Tonight.
- Last night. Uh... beach theme.

1052
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,640
It was a good party.
So much fun.

1053
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:07,280
Do you have any idea
what thin ice you are on?

1054
01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:13,440
I'm going to say this once,
and then you're on your own.

1055
01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:17,320
Fold it up, put it outside
Mr Wells's door,

1056
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:21,440
walk away
and never, never come back.

1057
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:25,000
And if you're lucky...

1058
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,840
...he'll be too busy
to bother killing you.

1059
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:35,560
He knows.
But he didn't do anything.

1060
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,640
He's right. Is he right?
We should leave.

1061
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:39,120
We have to find your contract.

1062
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,000
- And what? Rip it up?
- I dunno.

1063
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,840
But we have to do something.

1064
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:44,440
We'll come back tonight.

1065
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,520
OK.

1066
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:57,160
- Good evening.
- Goodnight.

1067
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,040
Didn't you say
'Humphrey's office'?

1068
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:48,280
I did.

1069
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:51,160
This is not
Humphrey's office.

1070
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,280
Those are a lot of printers.

1071
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:55,440
Door wanted us to come here.

1072
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:59,680
So, what,
it has a personality now?

1073
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:02,960
- Oh, shit!
- What is it?

1074
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:05,440
It's gone.

1075
01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:08,080
Just... be careful.

1076
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,240
The last time I was here,

1077
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:16,760
these printers
were all printing,

1078
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:18,840
but I don't know what.

1079
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,280
They're terms and conditions.

1080
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,480
Those things you click 'agree'
but never read.

1081
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:29,760
"Operation Fine Print."

1082
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,400
Humphrey's mentioned that.

1083
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,400
Was that a bad scream
or a good scream?

1084
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:38,440
I'm hoping good?

1085
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,760
I mean, they're all different.

1086
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:47,120
This one's a gym membership.

1087
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:49,920
This is a train ticket.

1088
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:54,400
A rental agreement. But why
is JW Wells collecting them?

1089
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,000
Maybe this is what I signed.

1090
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:31,200
We have to
get to Humphrey's...

1091
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,600
What was that?!

1092
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:39,760
I actually don't know.

1093
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:46,080
Sophie!

1094
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:54,360
I'm happy to not find out
what that is

1095
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,640
and just, you know,
stick to the plan.

1096
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:00,240
We should at least look.

1097
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:01,920
Should we, though?

1098
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:04,600
One, two...

1099
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,880
...three!

1100
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,160
Knock, knock.

1101
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:04,080
Humphrey's office.

1102
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:14,840
It's not listening to us.

1103
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:22,720
"Ripae mortuorum."

1104
01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:28,640
"Bank of the Dead."

1105
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,880
"One way."

1106
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:33,600
That was in my dream.

1107
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,440
He said something about that.

1108
01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:37,200
I think I saw that.

1109
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,280
In the fine print.

1110
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:48,600
Here. "Bank of the Dead."

1111
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:49,840
"By clicking 'agree',

1112
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:52,120
"I consent to signing
my soul, my entire soul,

1113
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:54,680
"and therefore all desires,
instincts and needs,

1114
01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:56,200
"over to JW Wells and Company

1115
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,760
"to be held in the Bank
of the Dead for perpetuity.

1116
01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:01,880
"Forever and a day. In
all territories and universes."

1117
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:04,480
Operation Fine Print.

1118
01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:07,800
- Humphrey and Dennis.
- They're stealing souls.

1119
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:11,360
They stole my soul.

1120
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:13,680
And now Humphrey's
gonna control the instincts

1121
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:16,000
of anyone who signs this
or clicks 'agree'.

1122
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,200
I mean, that could be
millions of people.

1123
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:23,360
Sophie?

1124
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,360
Maybe we should...
walk over here.

1125
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:28,760
Yeah?

1126
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:31,400
Just walk.

1127
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,760
Don't make any sudden moves.

1128
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:37,680
Nothing to panic about.

1129
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:39,800
Just over here.

1130
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:44,680
Slowly. Slowly.

1131
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,000
Go.

1132
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:54,880
This has to be the way out.

1133
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,440
Paul?

1134
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:09,400
Sophie, go! Through here!

1135
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:12,120
Go, go, go, go, go!

1136
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:18,160
- You OK?
- Yeah.

1137
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:21,360
Yeah. Are you OK?

1138
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,440
Yeah.

1139
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:31,320
Did I give you
permission to be down here?

1140
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:34,360
Let me think. No, I did not.

1141
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,800
Mr Tanner,
the whole place is crawling

1142
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:39,240
with the most disgusting,
hideous things.

1143
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,880
Now, that is truly offensive.

1144
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,920
These things are the reason...

1145
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:47,400
..you are forbidden
to be down here after hours!

1146
01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:50,640
It's not as if
you weren't warned!

1147
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:52,200
You're a Goblin?

1148
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,160
Ha!
How kind of you to notice.

1149
01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:58,920
You humans are so stupid.

1150
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:01,560
I've looked out for you
your whole life, Carpenter.

1151
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,040
If it wasn't for the Goblins,

1152
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:05,680
you'd still be picking fleas
off each other's back

1153
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:09,400
and clubbing your food to death
with a jawbone.

1154
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:14,720
And yet you ignored
my simple advice.

1155
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:16,240
Now...

1156
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:18,440
...hand it over.

1157
01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,800
Dennis! Enough!

1158
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:23,800
Mr Wells!

1159
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:26,240
I expected so much more
from you, Paul.

1160
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:29,640
It's after hours, Mr Wells.
I have it under control.

1161
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:33,720
Oh, what would you have done?
Drooled them into submission?

1162
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:34,840
You greasy,

1163
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:37,080
- thug-nosed parasite.
- Give me the bag.

1164
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,040
- Call off your toads.
- How dare you!

1165
01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:41,080
- Call them off!
- I'm not afraid of you.

1166
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:43,560
This is my domain down here!

1167
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:47,480
Careful, Dennis.

1168
01:26:47,480 --> 01:26:50,960
You ought to think
very carefully.

1169
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:52,560
A gutter-living Goblin

1170
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:54,920
challenging a Great Wizard?

1171
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:58,040
Now, Mr Great Wizard,

1172
01:26:58,040 --> 01:26:59,920
you'd be nothing without us.

1173
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:03,480
Who would line up
your clients? Hm?

1174
01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:06,320
Who would do
your grunt work? Eh?

1175
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:07,880
And what would you do?

1176
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:09,920
No jobs, nowhere to live.

1177
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:13,520
No unlimited supply
of delicious pigeons.

1178
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,920
Turn them back.

1179
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:20,680
- Turn them back!
- Knock, knock.

1180
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:22,240
- The door.
- Say somewhere.

1181
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:24,320
Say nothing!

1182
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:32,880
Who closes the door,
keeps the door.

1183
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:49,640
I tried to say somewhere
but Humphrey stopped me.

1184
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:11,280
Who are you?

1185
01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:15,840
- Do you have it?
- We have to get out of here!

1186
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:17,920
Stay where you are.

1187
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,760
- Whoa...
- Careful, Paul!

1188
01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:22,240
You can't get anywhere!

1189
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:24,240
Unless you have it,
you can't leave!

1190
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:26,640
What's going on, Paul?

1191
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:28,880
- Who are you?
- You don't have it, do you?

1192
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:30,760
The portable door.

1193
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:32,920
- We did, but...
- Oh!

1194
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:37,040
Wait! How do we get out of...?

1195
01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:39,160
- Wait!
- We have to get out!

1196
01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:41,160
Who closes the door,
keeps the door.

1197
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:44,880
What does that mean -
"who closes the door"?

1198
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:47,920
Humphrey closed the door.
So he keeps it?

1199
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:50,800
We're surrounded by doors, so
one of these must be a way out.

1200
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:53,520
Bless you.

1201
01:28:53,520 --> 01:28:55,000
You're in the Nether.

1202
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,480
There are no doors
out of the Nether.

1203
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:01,200
You're John Wells.

1204
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:05,320
You've got Humphrey's soul.

1205
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,600
How did you know that?

1206
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:10,600
You made him sign his soul over
to you. That's the contract.

1207
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:12,800
He was an evil child. Awful.

1208
01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:14,680
I needed insurance.

1209
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:17,920
So you can control him, then?
You can make him let us out.

1210
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:20,920
You don't think I would've
thought of that years ago?

1211
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:23,160
I have the contract,
but it's pointless

1212
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:25,240
if I can't get it to the Bank.

1213
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,360
The Bank of the Dead...

1214
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:32,040
Now, wait a minute.

1215
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:34,760
You have a contract
for Humphrey Wells' soul?

1216
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,080
And if we get it to the Bank,
he's yours?

1217
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:38,440
Uh-huh.

1218
01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:41,560
You have indeed found the root
to the problem.

1219
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,640
So we're here forever?

1220
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:46,800
Yep.

1221
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:49,240
I can find a way out.

1222
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:52,240
It's what I do.

1223
01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:55,000
There are no doors
out of the Nether. Only in.

1224
01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:12,400
I don't like this any more than
you do, but it has to be done.

1225
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,720
Must, must, you dogs!

1226
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:16,320
Haul your case,

1227
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:19,280
you horrid little corgi!

1228
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:29,400
So Humphrey used
the portable door

1229
01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:31,200
to get my soul
to the Bank of the Dead.

1230
01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:33,040
And to trap me.

1231
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:35,960
But then it went missing,
so he needed Paul to find it.

1232
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,480
Nope.

1233
01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:45,400
How did he trap you here?

1234
01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:48,440
He tricked me.

1235
01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:52,240
My baby dragon
was used to lure me in.

1236
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:55,600
A very simple trick, really.
I shouldn't have fallen for it.

1237
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,920
So cruel.

1238
01:30:57,920 --> 01:30:59,880
He left me with my books.

1239
01:30:59,880 --> 01:31:02,560
- Why?
- Something to read.

1240
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:04,440
I mean, why here?

1241
01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:08,520
It's the only place
to hold a Great Wizard.

1242
01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:10,520
I'll be here forever.

1243
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:12,120
It's different for you.

1244
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,000
You'll run out of food
and water in a few days

1245
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,480
and die a messy death.

1246
01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:22,080
And I'll be stuck with a couple
of decomposing corpses

1247
01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:24,160
and no place to put 'em.

1248
01:31:41,480 --> 01:31:43,480
I'm OK!

1249
01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:33,280
Found something!

1250
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:35,760
This one actually
goes somewhere.

1251
01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,160
Not possible.

1252
01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:59,080
I'm free!

1253
01:32:59,080 --> 01:33:00,240
I'm f...!

1254
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:03,280
Paul Carpenter, you may
be more than just a Diviner.

1255
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:05,080
Maybe you're a...

1256
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:06,800
Yeah, let's go down a bit.

1257
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:08,960
Maybe I'm a what?

1258
01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:11,080
I really wish
he'd finish his sentence.

1259
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:17,720
Mr Wells! You're alive!

1260
01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:19,240
Yes, very much, Rosie.

1261
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:21,280
Unfortunately
you might be too late.

1262
01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:23,240
Right! Now it's up to you two.

1263
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:24,920
Take this
to the Bank of the Dead.

1264
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:27,320
That will give me control
of Humphrey.

1265
01:33:27,320 --> 01:33:29,400
Actually, I'll come with you.

1266
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:30,480
Um...

1267
01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:32,880
Uh, Rosie, get your husband.

1268
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:43,920
Just follow me.

1269
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:48,080
...you disgusting little trolls!

1270
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:52,160
Those are the
contracts. All those souls.

1271
01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:54,920
The door must be nearby.

1272
01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:56,720
Dennis,
make them move!

1273
01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:59,720
Or do they need more
incentives? I'm very creative.

1274
01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:03,560
Come now, come along.
You heard Mr Wells.

1275
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:04,720
You heard Mr...

1276
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:06,560
You! What do you think
you're doing?!

1277
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:09,040
Tea break is over.
What do you think this is?

1278
01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:10,640
Fortnum and bloody Mason?!

1279
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:12,960
And you!
Get off your lardy arse!

1280
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:15,760
Come along now. Everybody!
Come along!

1281
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:19,120
This is not Paris!

1282
01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:21,400
It's not a garden party!

1283
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:23,320
The Bank is open.

1284
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:25,400
Your contract will be inside.

1285
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:26,960
Where's Humphrey?

1286
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:28,680
I'll take care of him.

1287
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:31,720
You just take that contract
into the Bank.

1288
01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:34,080
Once it's deposited, he's mine.

1289
01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:35,920
Well, well, well...

1290
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:38,240
Hurry it up!
Keep moving!

1291
01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:49,480
It's Mr Wells!

1292
01:34:50,480 --> 01:34:52,520
Hello, Father.

1293
01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:58,520
Go!

1294
01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:01,240
The Bank waits
for no man. Get back to work.

1295
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:13,280
Keep calm!

1296
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:15,120
Back to work!

1297
01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:17,440
Get up! Get up there! Get up!

1298
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,840
- Sophie!
- Paul, Paul, the door!

1299
01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:26,400
Get it to the Bank!

1300
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:29,000
- Get him!
- The door! Paul!

1301
01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:32,120
Get off!

1302
01:35:32,120 --> 01:35:36,040
Get off! It's unseemly!
Get off that man!

1303
01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:01,360
Paul!

1304
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:03,320
<i>Countess, we need you.</i>

1305
01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:05,160
<i>Humphrey is stealing
millions of souls</i>

1306
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:07,280
<i>and now he's going to
kill John Wells!</i>

1307
01:36:10,440 --> 01:36:13,400
Eric? Are you alright?

1308
01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:15,400
Sophie!

1309
01:36:15,400 --> 01:36:17,480
Get off!

1310
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:26,040
You OK?

1311
01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:32,360
- Mr Tanner!
- Yes?

1312
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:33,880
Help!

1313
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:36,640
Don't do it, Dennis!

1314
01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:39,560
No. No, Sir Humphrey, of
course not. No, no, no, no...

1315
01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:42,320
Sorry about this, Paul.
Just obeying orders.

1316
01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:43,720
Comfort slot.

1317
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:44,920
It's Monty!

1318
01:36:44,920 --> 01:36:48,520
And if I had my way, I'd shtonk
that Humphrey in the uhab.

1319
01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:49,920
What?

1320
01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:51,240
Paul!

1321
01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:53,320
Mum!

1322
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:57,240
Mr Wells! It's Arthur!

1323
01:37:20,160 --> 01:37:21,520
Arthur!

1324
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:24,560
Rosie! My love!

1325
01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:32,240
Oh... Dad, you're back!

1326
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:35,600
Dennis!

1327
01:37:41,400 --> 01:37:44,520
Ooh, have we been weakened
by the Nether?

1328
01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:48,200
Paul! Run!

1329
01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:50,680
Look out, Paul!

1330
01:37:57,640 --> 01:38:00,840
Humphrey... Humphrey,
this is completely against

1331
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:02,280
the Magician's Code of Conduct.

1332
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:04,960
Not one step closer.

1333
01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:08,640
Seems my father's not as
powerful as he thought he was.

1334
01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:10,440
What are you going to do,
Humphrey?

1335
01:38:10,440 --> 01:38:11,600
You'll have to kill us all.

1336
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:13,080
Please, Humphrey,
stop this now.

1337
01:38:13,080 --> 01:38:15,680
All I ever wanted
was to think big.

1338
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:18,960
You weren't brave enough.

1339
01:38:18,960 --> 01:38:21,840
This company was behind
the moon landing,

1340
01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:24,000
the splitting of the atom!

1341
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,520
For what?

1342
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:27,480
Are humans
still ruining everything?

1343
01:38:27,480 --> 01:38:28,840
Of course they are.

1344
01:38:28,840 --> 01:38:31,840
Do they realise
what we do for them?

1345
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:33,920
Of course they don't.

1346
01:38:41,120 --> 01:38:43,920
I will continue my plan alone,

1347
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:49,000
now that the traitors
have been smoked out.

1348
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:52,400
Yeah, rebellion's over.
You're all going to the Nether.

1349
01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:54,240
But first...

1350
01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:56,320
You.

1351
01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:58,960
Bring it over.

1352
01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:03,480
No!

1353
01:39:06,080 --> 01:39:08,080
Now, Carpenter.

1354
01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:15,200
I want you to bring
that damn contract over to me.

1355
01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:22,720
I want you to bring my soul
over to me.

1356
01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:28,320
And I will hold it in front
of my father's fading eyes

1357
01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:31,760
and I want to tear it
to shreds.

1358
01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:36,640
Because the last thing
you will see

1359
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:39,160
is the end
of your hold over me.

1360
01:39:39,160 --> 01:39:40,600
I...

1361
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:44,480
What? What?
No. Sorry. Can't understand.

1362
01:39:44,480 --> 01:39:48,000
Did anyone understand what...?
No?

1363
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:51,160
Carpenter. Let's have it.

1364
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:53,040
- No, Paul.
- Come on.

1365
01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:56,240
Paul, don't do it, please.

1366
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:58,160
You can't give it to him.

1367
01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:01,040
Get moving.
Don't listen to them.

1368
01:40:01,040 --> 01:40:03,120
<i>Paul...</i>

1369
01:40:03,560 --> 01:40:06,240
<i>Paul.</i>

1370
01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:08,600
<i>If you can hear me,
touch your ear.</i>

1371
01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:13,040
<i>In the Nether,
with all those doors...</i>

1372
01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:14,560
Keep on keeping on!

1373
01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:18,760
<i>...what if you didn't find
the way out?</i>

1374
01:40:18,760 --> 01:40:20,920
<i>What if you created it?</i>

1375
01:40:22,920 --> 01:40:25,560
<i>The Bank is right below you.</i>

1376
01:40:29,160 --> 01:40:31,920
<i>Make your own door, Paul.</i>

1377
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:35,040
Keep going! Come on!

1378
01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:23,240
He's... vanished.

1379
01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:25,320
Where did he go?

1380
01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:05,240
Next, please.

1381
01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:11,200
Mr Carpenter.

1382
01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:16,600
You're not due here
for 142 years.

1383
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:18,360
Um...

1384
01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:20,680
I'd like to make a deposit.

1385
01:42:41,480 --> 01:42:43,480
Actually...

1386
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:46,720
...I'd like to make a trade.

1387
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:55,360
Mr Wells, he's done it.

1388
01:42:55,360 --> 01:42:57,080
You've got his soul.

1389
01:42:57,080 --> 01:42:59,160
Quickly.

1390
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:01,600
- The door.
- The door!

1391
01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:03,720
Sophie, quickly,
get the door.

1392
01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:08,000
Knock, knock.

1393
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:31,600
No.

1394
01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:34,600
No.

1395
01:43:34,600 --> 01:43:36,360
Please...

1396
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:43,400
Please... please...

1397
01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:57,360
Dad, please...

1398
01:43:57,360 --> 01:43:59,200
Please...

1399
01:44:00,800 --> 01:44:03,040
- John.
- You must.

1400
01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:07,120
Go.

1401
01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:22,040
Sophie,
will you get the door, please?

1402
01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:41,440
What are you doing?

1403
01:44:41,440 --> 01:44:44,480
This door will never
be opened again.

1404
01:44:44,480 --> 01:44:46,640
But what about Paul?

1405
01:44:48,120 --> 01:44:50,120
How do we get him back?

1406
01:44:52,440 --> 01:44:53,880
Sophie...

1407
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:17,280
Oh, um...

1408
01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:20,520
...I think this belongs to you?

1409
01:45:36,320 --> 01:45:38,600
Dad! Mum! No!

1410
01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:42,600
We did it, Paul.

1411
01:45:44,760 --> 01:45:46,760
Not quite.

1412
01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:53,920
Forgot one.

1413
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:10,600
Take a seat.

1414
01:46:12,080 --> 01:46:14,080
Dennis!

1415
01:46:15,920 --> 01:46:19,000
Don't worry about
my turncoat, backstabbing son.

1416
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:21,440
He won't bother you again,
will you, Den...?

1417
01:46:24,480 --> 01:46:27,080
Sorry about that.

1418
01:46:27,080 --> 01:46:29,920
Humphrey had to choose stapler,
didn't he?

1419
01:46:29,920 --> 01:46:34,800
Now, first order of business -
what to do with you two.

1420
01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:37,560
Paul,

1421
01:46:37,560 --> 01:46:40,560
with your... skillset,

1422
01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:44,720
we think you're most suited
to a junior position

1423
01:46:44,720 --> 01:46:46,360
in Lost and Found.

1424
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:47,560
Oh, great.

1425
01:46:47,560 --> 01:46:49,880
<i>You've got to be kidding me.</i>

1426
01:46:49,880 --> 01:46:53,840
The past few years have been
a blight on our great firm.

1427
01:46:53,840 --> 01:46:55,840
<i>Are you listening
to my thoughts?</i>

1428
01:46:55,840 --> 01:46:58,360
..capturing of souls
is strictly against...

1429
01:46:58,360 --> 01:47:00,240
- <i>Sophie?</i>
- It is indeed.

1430
01:47:00,240 --> 01:47:02,920
<i>You have a tiny weird bug
on your forehead.</i>

1431
01:47:05,640 --> 01:47:07,640
Sorry.

1432
01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:11,760
All souls have been returned...

1433
01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:15,040
<i>So now you can
hear my thoughts?</i>

1434
01:47:16,080 --> 01:47:17,480
<i>I can't block you out?</i>

1435
01:47:17,480 --> 01:47:19,880
- ..ever.
- Absolutely.

1436
01:47:19,880 --> 01:47:21,760
- Good...
<i>- OK, then.</i>

1437
01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:26,000
<i>Can I ask, now that you have
full control of your instincts,</i>

1438
01:47:26,000 --> 01:47:27,400
<i>your heart,</i>

1439
01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:31,120
<i>do you still feel that way
for me?</i>

1440
01:47:31,120 --> 01:47:33,000
And, Sophie,

1441
01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:37,440
with your impressive abilities
and your natural talents,

1442
01:47:37,440 --> 01:47:41,040
you'll be fast-tracked
to the position of VP

1443
01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:44,240
in the Department
of Coincidensation.

1444
01:47:47,160 --> 01:47:50,600
Do you like the sound of that,
Sophie?

1445
01:47:50,600 --> 01:47:53,440
<i>So, do you... feel the same?</i>

1446
01:47:53,440 --> 01:47:55,000
Sophie, do you?

1447
01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:57,760
Yes. I do.

1448
01:47:59,480 --> 01:48:01,480
Excellent.

1449
01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:52,240
Housekeeping. Knock, knock.

1450
01:54:04,640 --> 01:54:08,120
♪ Little Bitty Pretty One

1451
01:54:08,120 --> 01:54:16,440
♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm

1452
01:54:16,440 --> 01:54:19,360
♪ Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, mm, mm

1453
01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:27,640
♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm

1454
01:54:27,640 --> 01:54:30,360
♪ Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, mm, mm

1455
01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:43,080
♪ Little bitty pretty one

1456
01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:48,680
♪ Lovey dovey, lovey one

1457
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:52,120
♪ Come sit down on my knee

1458
01:54:52,120 --> 01:54:54,440
♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh

1459
01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:06,000
Uh, Lost and Found?
Paul speaking.