1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:04,074 ( soft theme playing ) 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,543 My, isn't pepper the perfectionist? 3 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:11,712 I'll say. The girl is particular with her comedy props. 4 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,612 Hey! Comedy is a serious business. 5 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:17,515 Seems a shame to waste all pepper's effort 6 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,548 On just another routine performance. 7 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:22,523 Anyone special coming to visit this week? 8 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,793 Looks like some orangutan, 9 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:27,661 Who goes by the name "o.B." is scheduled for a visit. 10 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,601 Huh? 11 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,797 O.B.? That's a funny name. 12 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,769 Oh, it says here that o.B. Is just his nickname. 13 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:36,699 He's known professionally as-- 14 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:37,544 Old bananas! 15 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,408 You know him? ( laughing hysterically ) 16 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:43,278 Old bananas is coming here? Wahoo! Yeah! 17 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:46,377 Both: She knows him. 18 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:51,154 I'm o.B.'s biggest fan! 19 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,552 ¶ you think about all the things ¶ 20 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,624 ¶ that you love to do 21 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:58,523 ¶ it all comes true 22 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:00,556 ¶ you find a place you never knew ¶ 23 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:04,361 ¶ where you're happy to just be you ¶ 24 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,325 ¶ we can be ¶ yeah, yeah 25 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,173 ¶ who we wanna be ¶ yeah, yeah 26 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:11,569 ¶ at the littlest pet shop you and me ¶ 27 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,412 ¶ we can be ¶ yeah, yeah 28 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,367 ¶ who we wanna be ¶ yeah, yeah 29 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:21,676 ¶ at the littlest pet shop you and me ¶ 30 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:27,489 O.B.'s coming here? I can't believe this is happening. 31 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:30,358 Okay, pepper, who is this "old bananas?" 32 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:34,127 Only the biggest comedy name in pet showbiz. 33 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,388 Oh, yes, I've seen him on tv. 34 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:39,726 Wasn't he on that sitcom called, uh, that's my, um, something? 35 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,073 Orangutan! 36 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:43,338 That's my orangutan. 37 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,267 A classic. 38 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,241 They're running it again on planet of pets channel. 39 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:47,771 ( gasps ) 40 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,775 Old bananas must have heard about me. 41 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,407 And now he wants to see my act. 42 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:55,083 O.B. Taught me everything I know about comedy. 43 00:01:55,082 --> 00:02:00,622 Announcer ( over tv ): Okay, everyone! Who's your orangutan? 44 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,361 Crowd and pepper: That's my orangutan! 45 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:06,427 Pepper: Of course this was before pet watch-dog groups steered 46 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:10,727 Tv networks away from doing any imitate-able behavior. 47 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,071 So... 48 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:20,409 ( crowd laughs ) 49 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:24,607 Pepper: Nobody could touch old bananas at pratfalls... 50 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:32,446 ...Throwing pies or delivering classic comedy shtick. 51 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:40,432 Announcer ( over tv ): Hey, everybody, old bananas would like to know 52 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:42,757 If you file your nails. 53 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:48,103 Because he files his in the trash! 54 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:50,742 ( laughing ) 55 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:54,038 O.B. Would like to wish you 56 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,211 One more thing... 57 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,780 Lotsa luck! 58 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,179 Pepper: Lotsa luck. 59 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,551 There isn't one day I don't think about o.B. 60 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:05,520 And all I've learned from watching him. 61 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,449 ( sighs ) 62 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,693 Well, now you'll get to meet him. 63 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,589 That's right! 64 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,620 And to get o.B.'s "lotsa luck" in person, 65 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,525 It's the ultimate showbiz seal of approval. 66 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,298 Blythe, could you get the hammock out of storage? 67 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,328 O.B. Always rests on a rope hammock on tv. 68 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:22,633 Oh, and you'll come and watch my performance with him, right? 69 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,366 I wouldn't miss it. 70 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,071 So pepper, 71 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:29,712 Do you think o.B. Will like the routine you've been working up? 72 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,640 No way! 73 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:33,114 It's not nearly good enough. 74 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:36,013 I can't just perform for o.B. 75 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,216 I've gotta shine! 76 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:41,351 ( whoopee cushion blowing ) 77 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:46,629 ( mysterious theme playing ) 78 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:51,164 Oh, there's that hammock. 79 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:52,255 ( coughs ) 80 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:55,696 Ugh, dusty in here. 81 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:00,535 What the-- huh? 82 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,711 "kung fu quilting." 83 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:06,310 Weird. What the heck is kung fu quilting? 84 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,617 Kung fu quilting master? 85 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,217 Anna t.? 86 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,188 Mrs. Twombly! 87 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:14,387 ( gasps ) 88 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,518 No way! 89 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:19,523 A little to the left. A smidge to the right. 90 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:23,026 Pepper, your perfectionism knows no restraint. 91 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:26,330 Restraint is no virtue in the pursuit of comedy. 92 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:27,633 Aah! 93 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:28,495 Who said that? 94 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,672 Someone I admire very much, and who I hope gives me 95 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:34,672 A big "lotsa luck" thumbs up. 96 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,235 So let me get this straight, 97 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,713 You believe that getting some kind of crazy endorsement 98 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,512 From a tv primate you've never even met will mean 99 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:43,184 You're a great comedian? Well, when you put it that way 100 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:46,023 It sounds almost silly. ( horn honks ) 101 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:46,720 Uh, yeah. 102 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,120 But, it's not! Not at all. 103 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,462 I'm gonna get his thumbs up, "lotsa luck", 104 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,227 And then the world will be my toaster. 105 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:54,587 I think you mean oyster. 106 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,525 No, I can't stand seafood. 107 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:59,670 ( soft theme playing ) 108 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,998 ( bell chimes ) 109 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:08,144 Oh, I see we have a celebrity here today. 110 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:10,582 Old bananas, indeed! 111 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:13,307 ( gibbering ) 112 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,680 Oh, my, and so talkative. 113 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:21,545 Back there is our day camp. You're gonna just love it. 114 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,615 Or I'll be a monkey's uncle. 115 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:27,185 ( laughs ) 116 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:30,027 Sorry, that joke bumps him. 117 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:34,230 I have no idea what that means. 118 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,604 Yes, that's right, o.B. 119 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:40,112 Just follow penny ling back to the day camp. Have fun! 120 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:45,077 Mr. O.B., we have someone here who is your biggest fan. 121 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:47,249 Hm. You don't say? 122 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,047 I do say. 123 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,618 Her name is pepper and she's the funniest skunk I know. 124 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:55,317 Really? Well, we'll see about that. 125 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:59,622 This rubber chicken's fresh out of the box. 126 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,226 So let me "beak" it in. 127 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,028 ( giggles ) 128 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,229 See what I did there? I said, "beak" it in 129 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:07,201 Instead of "break" it in, 'cause it's a chicken 130 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,431 And it has a beak. 131 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,496 Yeah. Okay. 132 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:14,305 ( comical theme playing ) 133 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,978 Why did the chicken cross the road? 134 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,650 To lay it on the line! 135 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,319 ( drums sound ) 136 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:25,118 You know, 137 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:28,049 I've never thought about the chicken's motivation before. 138 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,155 Yeah, it explains a heck of a lot. 139 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:33,387 Guys, it's a joke. It's not a philosophical discussion. 140 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:35,164 Must be a bad rubber chicken. 141 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:37,762 ( clapping ) 142 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,095 Ha. 143 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:39,729 ( gasps ) 144 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:43,303 I didn't know he was watching me rehearse! 145 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:47,013 And if you had, you might have been funny? 146 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:50,437 ( dramatic theme playing ) 147 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:54,754 O.B., we, and especially our very funny friend here, 148 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,108 Weren't expecting you yet. 149 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:59,246 No! I was just working on my material. 150 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,123 Sure, sure. 151 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,690 I can't believe you're really here. 152 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,159 You must be peppy. 153 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:06,428 Uh, pepper. What did I say? 154 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:07,287 You said-- 155 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:10,234 Yes, I'm peppy, or pepper, whatever you want to call me. 156 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:13,030 So honored to meet you sir-- primate-- 157 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,303 Oh, uh, your comedyship. 158 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:18,171 The bear tells me you're funny, popper. We'll see. 159 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:22,072 All right, who's your orangutan? 160 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:25,075 All: That's my orangutan! 161 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:28,278 Ooh! You know it! 162 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,522 Whoops! Clumsy me. 163 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:33,418 Well, at least he's not perfect. 164 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,350 Wait for it. 165 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,131 Crowd: Ooh! 166 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:45,631 Everyone gets a souvenir. 167 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:49,232 Autographed personally by me. 168 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,766 ( all chattering ) 169 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:56,141 So, poppy, pass me your bad rubber chicken. 170 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,214 How long do chickens work? 171 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:08,086 Around the "cluck". 172 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,158 ( laughing ) 173 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:14,556 Why did the chicken cross the road twice? 174 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:18,161 Because he was a double-crosser. 175 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,625 ( all laughing ) 176 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,498 What do a chicken and a grape have in common? 177 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,206 They're both purple. 178 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,567 Except the chicken. 179 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:32,136 ( laughing ) 180 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:37,482 Oh, he's so much funnier in person. 181 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,654 Yeah, he's killing me. 182 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:44,023 And that's how it's done, patty. 183 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,734 ( soft theme playing ) 184 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:50,097 Huh. Looks like someone's quite a hit. 185 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,297 ( all chattering ) 186 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:56,066 Yeah. 187 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,339 Youngmee, I found these flyers 188 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,007 In an old trunk in the pet shop's storage room. 189 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:00,707 So I did a search, 190 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:04,707 And you won't believe what I found out about mrs. Twombly. 191 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,581 Kung fu quilting? What the heck is that? 192 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:10,951 Blythe: It's a rare combination of manual quilting skills 193 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:14,121 Performed with simultaneous kung fu action. 194 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,661 Okay. What does mrs. T. Have to do with it? 195 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,218 There was once an amazing woman, 196 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,026 Who was not only the inventor of kung fu quilting, 197 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,499 She was its sole world-class practitioner. 198 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:27,668 She took her novelty act on the road, to global acclaim. 199 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,038 But what does all that have to do with-- 200 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:30,737 ( gasps ) 201 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,707 O-m-g! It's mrs. Twombly! 202 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,337 ( upbeat theme playing ) 203 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:39,612 ¶ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶ 204 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,983 ¶ yeah, yeah, yeah 205 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:44,121 ¶ she quilts you a blanket with time to spare ¶ 206 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:47,117 ¶ with kung fu fists flying through the air ¶ 207 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,690 ¶ her fingers are faster than a swarm of bees ¶ 208 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:53,360 ¶ her legs kicking around at ninety degrees ¶ 209 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,290 ¶ we say 210 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:57,364 ¶ meet anna t, if you please! ¶ 211 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:00,504 ¶ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ¶ 212 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,200 ¶ yeah, yeah, yeah! 213 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,672 ¶ who's got the moves like you've never seen? ¶ 214 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:08,112 ¶ kung fu quilting up her new routine ¶ 215 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,578 ¶ quilts made softer than a summers' breeze ¶ 216 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:14,707 ¶ strong enough to catch a dog and his fleas, we say... ¶ 217 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:18,275 ¶ meet anna t, if you please! ¶ 218 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,515 ¶ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ¶ 219 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,321 ¶ yeah, yeah, yeah 220 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,323 ¶ she's so popular downright jocular ¶ 221 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,726 ¶ acts so amazing it's kung fu quilt-ocular ¶ 222 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:32,629 ¶ patterns on squares chopping through the air ¶ 223 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,403 ¶ miss anna t 224 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,031 ¶ you can't compare! 225 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:39,536 ¶ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ¶ 226 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:42,209 ¶ yeah, yeah, yeah 227 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:45,339 ¶ meet anna t, if you please! ¶ 228 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:48,545 ¶ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ¶ 229 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:52,118 ¶ yeah, yeah, yeah 230 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,549 ( crowd cheering ) 231 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,594 Whoa! That is crazy. 232 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:58,520 I can't believe she's never mentioned 233 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:01,455 Anything about this before. 234 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,661 I've gotta ask mrs. Twombly about this. 235 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:09,295 Whew! That o.B. Is a tough audience. 236 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,272 What's the use performing for him? 237 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,541 He clearly doesn't think I'm funny. 238 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,740 Did you really think old bananas 239 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,681 Would be just like he was on television? 240 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:21,007 Why wouldn't I? Everything on tv is real. 241 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,384 Right. 242 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:26,223 Well, old banana's just like anyone else. 243 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,689 And you can entertain anyone, right? 244 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,059 Yeah, you know, you're right! 245 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,518 I can make anybody laugh! 246 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,056 Why should he be any different? 247 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,061 I'm gonna make that guy laugh! 248 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:42,165 Right! I'm gonna win him over! 249 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:42,699 Right! 250 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,803 And you're gonna be my stage partner! 251 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:48,605 Right! What? 252 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,078 Oh, mrs. T.! Mrs. T.! 253 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,737 I have to ask you about something. 254 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,405 Oh, my, blythe, what is it? 255 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:57,483 Is it true that you invented kung fu quilting? 256 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:58,184 ( sighs ) 257 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:02,215 Well, I suppose everything winds up online, sooner or later. 258 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,092 It says you were the world class champion. 259 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,322 The key word is "were." 260 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,156 Really, blythe, all of that belongs in the past. 261 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,462 But-- it was nothing, 262 00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:12,004 And it was silly. ( phone rings ) 263 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:17,338 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a pet shop to run. 264 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,074 Wow. 265 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:23,372 That's some masterful quilting, even without the kung fu-ing. 266 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,276 Sometimes I feel like a bowling pin, 267 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,608 And at other times, I feel like-- 268 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,054 O.B.: Peppy! 269 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,749 Mind your props! 270 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,251 ( groaning ) 271 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,193 Ah! Oh. 272 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,118 ( yawns ) 273 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,530 Old bananas sure is a tough nut to crack. 274 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,760 I was thinking he's just a plain old nut. 275 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,166 Bite your tongue! He's a showbiz legend. 276 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,339 If he says I need to mind my props, 277 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,808 Then I probably do. 278 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,767 I guess. 279 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,336 ( soft theme playing ) 280 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,606 Mrs. T., I just need to ask you one more thing. 281 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,076 What is it, blythe? 282 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,154 How did you do it? 283 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,152 Oh, it was pretty easy. 284 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,153 I just sprayed that part of the window and then squeegeed. 285 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,116 No, I mean, how did you come up 286 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,534 With combining quilting with a martial art? 287 00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:17,497 Like many things in life, it was serendipitous. 288 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,497 Seren-who-da-what now? 289 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,528 Well, it all started because I had an awful tummy ache. 290 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:24,365 The doctor said to lie flat for two weeks. 291 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,771 Turns out, he was a terrible doctor, 292 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:29,212 But I didn't know that yet, so I did what he said. 293 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,239 Lying there, I was so bored! 294 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,205 I had to do something to keep busy. 295 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,175 So I took up quilting. 296 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:39,483 But that wasn't enough either, oh, not by itself. 297 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:43,516 While laid-up I watched a lot of kung fu movies... 298 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,763 ( making kung fu noises ) 299 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,688 ...And I loved the legwork. 300 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,793 So, as I was quilting, 301 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:52,504 I just started doing kung fu moves with both legs. 302 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,069 I didn't think much about it, at first. 303 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,198 I just did what came naturally. 304 00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:01,114 See that leaf way up there, stuck on the brick? 305 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,041 Uh-- oh, now I do. 306 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,414 ( yells ) 307 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:13,647 Whoa! 308 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,222 You still got it, mrs. Twombly! 309 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,686 Well, thank you, dear, 310 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,034 But what I can still do is nothing, 311 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,599 Compared to what I was capable of in my days 312 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,769 Of kung fu quilting mastery. 313 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,427 I know! I read all about you 314 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,266 On weird-mixed-martial-arts- of-the-past.Com. 315 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,542 But why did you quit? 316 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,540 Well, it wasn't all sunshine and peanut butter, blythe. 317 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,714 Soon I had to defeat all challengers 318 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,613 To my title of kung fu quilting champion! 319 00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:46,716 And I thrived on that fresh challenge... 320 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,550 ( action theme playing ) 321 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,655 ( yells ) ( dings ) 322 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:55,258 ( crowd cheers ) 323 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,399 Turning each new square-off into a benefit 324 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:10,476 For local charity, until... 325 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:15,278 ( crowd gasps ) 326 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,588 ( yells ) 327 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,687 ( yelling ) 328 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,763 ( crowd cheering ) 329 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,002 Ooh! 330 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,142 ( crowd gasps ) 331 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,407 I pulled a major tendon. 332 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:44,337 I decided it was time to call it quits. 333 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,714 Newscaster: Kung fu quilting master anna twombly 334 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:50,283 Announced her retirement, stunning the world. 335 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,423 And nothing else happened today. 336 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,589 Astronaut: One small step for man, 337 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,057 One giant leap for mankind. 338 00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:00,557 It's funny that retiring my act had such an effect. 339 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,700 No one wanted to ever hear about kung fu quilting again. 340 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:08,168 So you just walked away from all that? 341 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,668 Well, it was more like a limp. 342 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:14,109 I'm afraid "all that" is in the past, dear. 343 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,037 Wow. 344 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,082 ( drumroll ) 345 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,348 Welcome, friends and honored guest. 346 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,018 Glad you could make it on such a warm afternoon. 347 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,147 And I've got the perfect thing for a hot, sunny day. 348 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:31,263 Instant shower! Ya-cha-cha-cha! 349 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,658 ( plays ) 350 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,462 One down, 96 to go! 351 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,396 Ow! 352 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,198 A banana split! 353 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:50,775 Ha! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 354 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,049 ( horn honks ) 355 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,680 Ta-da! 356 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,359 Whoa. Ta-da! 357 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,689 ( upbeat theme playing ) 358 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,740 ( panting ) 359 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,510 ( snoring ) 360 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,440 Oh! 361 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:30,209 Mrs. Twombly, can you explain something? 362 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,576 All right, how about the theory of relativity? 363 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,546 That's always fun. 364 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,354 No, I want to know how you could have been 365 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:40,086 The toast of the planet, then just give it all up? 366 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:40,693 Easy, dear. 367 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:44,263 Those achilles tendon injuries hurt like the dickens. 368 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,064 But what about after it healed? 369 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,126 You could've gone back. 370 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,333 Blythe, I was good at kung fu quilting-- 371 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,066 Good? You were the best! 372 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,342 But the moment I opened littlest pet shop, 373 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,281 I knew that I found my true calling. 374 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,678 But you were, like, mega-famous. 375 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,050 But I wasn't happy. You see, 376 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:06,448 I learned that I no longer have to do kung fu quilting. 377 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,353 I've done it. 378 00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,123 Well, I'd sure like to learn it. 379 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,192 And I bet my friends would too. 380 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,721 Is that so? 381 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,285 Oh, I'm late. 382 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,334 See you later! 383 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:19,504 What'd I miss? 384 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,969 Pepper's gone through all her props, 385 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,398 Without much success. 386 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,603 She's in uncharted territory now. 387 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,305 Whew! Huh? 388 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,978 ( uplifting theme playing ) 389 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:34,107 ( breathes deeply ) 390 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:37,576 Hey, have you guys ever noticed how someone walks 391 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,254 When they've an itch that's drivin' them crazy, 392 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,993 But they can't reach it? 393 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:46,522 ( groaning ) 394 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,726 ( laughing ) 395 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,541 ( laughing ) 396 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,984 ( pepper groaning ) 397 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,353 That's so true! 398 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:21,589 Thank you! Thank you! 399 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:33,036 Oh, ha. Almost fell for the oldest gag in the book. 400 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,442 ( whistles blows ) 401 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:47,618 In the words of old bananas himself, "ha!" 402 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,660 ( all laughing ) 403 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:58,003 ( laughing ) 404 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:03,504 Now that's minding your props, peppy! 405 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,743 Take a bow. 406 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,667 You've earned it. 407 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:11,144 Come on! Give it up for peppy! 408 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:14,254 ( all cheering ) 409 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,747 Yeah! 410 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:17,579 How about that? 411 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:20,284 Peppy thinks I taught her everything she knows. 412 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:23,116 Well, now she's funnier than me! 413 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:26,162 But I thought you were disappointed in me. 414 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:26,619 Naw. 415 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,056 That was just my way of preparing you 416 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,232 For the rigors of showbiz, 417 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,630 But seeing you bring down the house just now 418 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,572 With that clever ending twist, 419 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,567 I think you're ready, pepper. 420 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,469 He knows my name. 421 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,112 Course I do, kid. 422 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,037 Come on, come here. 423 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,182 ( knocking on door ) 424 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,177 Oh, my caretaker's here. 425 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,249 Time to go. 426 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,447 Oh, and one last thing, 427 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:53,119 Lotsa luck! 428 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:56,619 ( sighs ) 429 00:20:56,623 --> 00:21:01,133 Huh. So how does it feel to finally get o.B.'s approval? 430 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,427 You know, it was okay, 431 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:08,099 But not as good as just gettin' a laugh from all of you. 432 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,771 All: Aww. 433 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,239 Alrighty, here we go, kids. 434 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,209 Kung fu quilt! That's it! 435 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:18,379 Raise that leg, jasper. 436 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,578 Stitch that square, sue. 437 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:23,409 And kick and stitch and kick and stitch 438 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,246 And kick and stitch. 439 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,492 ( soft theme playing ) 440 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:34,062 ( upbeat theme playing ) 441 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,074 ¶ we can be ¶ yeah, yeah 442 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,644 ¶ who we wanna be ¶ yeah, yeah 443 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:56,052 ¶ at the littlest pet shop you and me ¶