1 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:08,225 - Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:18,583 - Your new lady Centurion. 3 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:25,677 - You said you heard voices from other worlds. 4 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,157 - You hearing something? 5 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:28,637 - A signal? 6 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:35,209 Professor, did the signal make you do that? 7 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:40,170 - He loved you. 8 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:42,303 Why would I want to take that away from you now? 9 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:45,523 That would be so cruel. 10 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:48,874 - You really think I didn't know there was more? 11 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:51,268 What was I supposed to do, huh? 12 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:54,445 Demand that he only love me? 13 00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:56,621 - "Dark King" is a little generic 14 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,667 as villain names go, wouldn't you say? 15 00:00:58,710 --> 00:00:59,885 - I have notes. 16 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,626 Although he is somewhat effective. 17 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,324 Everyone seems terrified of him. 18 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,891 - Elliot, Taker! Back up! 19 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,551 - You all right? 20 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:18,165 Death is so simple... 21 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:20,297 and life is so complicated. 22 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,300 I know. 23 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:28,523 - I think I almost fucked the Dark King. 24 00:01:28,566 --> 00:01:30,394 - Are you familiar with the Harmonic Convergence? 25 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:33,354 A rare and powerful astrological occurrence, 26 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:34,920 a magnifier of magic. 27 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:37,401 - How bad will it be? - Death toll in the millions. 28 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:38,837 Maybe much higher. - How can we stop it? 29 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,535 - You can't. 30 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,630 - Hedge witches-- they're used to crumbs. 31 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:51,154 And, yes, ambient is low, but you know what amplifies it? 32 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,329 Cooperative magic. 33 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:54,201 We tell everyone, 34 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:56,855 and we all do the same thing at the same time. 35 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,164 And I thought that if I took on more power 36 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,819 and more responsibility... 37 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,603 that I would want heroin less. 38 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,866 When I thought I'd relapsed, 39 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,694 I was relieved. 40 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:15,178 So, uh... 41 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:18,442 I've been clean for a year. 42 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:23,273 Thanks, but uh, maybe hold that 43 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:25,884 'cause I've been jonesing hard. 44 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:31,934 Uh... 45 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:34,502 I'm a hedge. 46 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:36,808 You know, before we helped save magic, we got a shit deal. 47 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,201 Right? 48 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,334 Oh, there was, uh, a blood worm scare, 49 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:42,901 so the Library gave a lot of hedges the Reed's Mark. 50 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,468 Well, get a mark, 51 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,557 you're magically castrated till they take it off. 52 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:49,386 The Library's imploding. They can't fix it 53 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:51,475 and the marked ones are looking at me, like, 54 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:54,217 "Hey, bossy pants, you rallied us to save magic. 55 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:55,827 How about saving us?" 56 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:59,788 And I found a spell to remove the marks in a depository. 57 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:02,660 Only, all of a sudden, it's gone. 58 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:06,751 But I know, only way to move something that warded 59 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:09,493 is to move it though the Etheric Realm. 60 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,321 - Cool, I've heard it's awesome there. 61 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:13,018 What's the prob? 62 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:16,500 - The prob... 63 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,763 is there's only one way into the Realm. 64 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,202 Anybody heard of RCH? 65 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:25,248 Nickname Archie? 66 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:31,559 Yep. 67 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:35,215 The way to save every marked hedge is to drop acid. 68 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:39,480 A true 12-step conundrum. 69 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,879 - I'm assuming you have the Archie on you. 70 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:50,404 Call your sponsor, kid. 71 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:53,450 - It'd make sense... 72 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,713 in case somebody here, 73 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,802 you know, gave you permission to jump off the wagon. 74 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,717 Sorry, M.A. is so strict. 75 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,676 - You met the nice me. 76 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:04,069 Here's the real me. Fuck off. 77 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:10,598 - What? 78 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:16,343 - Well, I take the anonymous part 79 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:19,520 of Magicians Anonymous very seriously. 80 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:22,000 - So you quit drinking. 81 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:24,916 - 33 days, 6 hours, 19 minutes of skin-peeling, 82 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,745 soul-searing hell ago, yes. 83 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,573 - Well, I can relate. 84 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,314 - As can I, 85 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,969 in regards to the crushing weight of leadership. 86 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:40,105 I've never seen Archie. 87 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,672 May I? 88 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:46,721 Why two? 89 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,072 - In case the first trip's a bust. 90 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:52,727 - Or in case it's fun. 91 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:56,818 I've been dismissive 92 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:58,863 or downright derisive about hedges, 93 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:01,866 and I admit, I was quite wrong. 94 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:04,129 And I'd like to try and make, um... 95 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:05,653 Oh, hell, what's the word? 96 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,394 - Amends. 97 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,787 - Yes. 98 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,403 - Are you crazy? 99 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:19,971 I am, but I am not an addict. 100 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:22,583 I am an alcoholic. Totally different. 101 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:26,108 - So I will go hunt down the depository. 102 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,681 - You're not going alone. 103 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,563 - So we know about the Harmonic Convergence. 104 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:48,522 The problem is we knew just enough to be useless. 105 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:51,525 So maybe we find someone who can see the big picture. 106 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:52,830 - "Find." 107 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,441 - Summon. 108 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:56,747 - A god? 109 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:00,708 Whoa, you've got to be kidding me! 110 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:01,883 - Wait, Julia, before you do that, 111 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,493 I think the Library might have-- 112 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:05,887 - Ah. Ooh. - Penny? 113 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,628 I'm fine. 114 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,412 Wow, that is a whole nother level. 115 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,500 Jesus. 116 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,110 - I thought the patch was working. 117 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:13,764 - Merritt's signal just keeps getting stronger. 118 00:06:13,808 --> 00:06:15,549 I'm sorry, I can't stay. 119 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,899 I'm--I'm just no use until I get this under control. 120 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:20,031 Maybe do the summoning once I get back? 121 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,990 - Uh, let me know if things get too weird. 122 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,774 - Uh, yeah, same. 123 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:33,131 - The Library has summoned me about 7,000 times 124 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:34,872 to come work there, 125 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,613 and they also gave me this. 126 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:40,487 It'll get me in anytime I want. 127 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,140 I'll bring back whatever they have 128 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:45,013 on their Harmonic Convergence as fast as I can. 129 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:46,449 Are you sure you'll be okay? 130 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,929 - Yeah. Good luck. 131 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:50,018 - You too. 132 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,153 - It makes the signal is hitting you harder. 133 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,720 I'm starting to actually hear-- 134 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:58,156 - A voice? 135 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,811 - You too? - Kind of. 136 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,813 I can't make out actual words, 137 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,249 at least not ones I can understand. 138 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,730 - Is that for me? - No. 139 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,732 The problem with the first patch was that it 140 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,778 is just a deflector. 141 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,736 The signal is getting bounced off, 142 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,477 but I'm still getting hit by the reverb. 143 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:17,959 This one should absorb the sound and kill it. 144 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:20,135 And if it does, we'll see what we can gin up for you. 145 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,109 Okay. 146 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:40,503 Better, I think. 147 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:43,245 - Oh-- 148 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:44,899 Okay. 149 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:51,949 - What was that? 150 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,649 Where did you go? - I don't remember. 151 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,694 - You didn't blip out on purpose. 152 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,957 - No, it's like when the pain got so I was gonna pass out, 153 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,219 I just--I just went. 154 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:02,830 - You need a doctor. 155 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:13,144 - I'm impressed. 156 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:15,146 Oh, not with this. It's dreadful. 157 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,322 Sorry. 158 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,890 With your skills as a Magician. 159 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,283 Who trained you? 160 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,546 - Well, I just picked up a little bit here and there. 161 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,156 Clearly not enough, 162 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,854 since I couldn't put a scratch on that Taker. 163 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:28,986 - Don't be modest. 164 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:31,032 You have what it takes to be quite formidable. 165 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,816 I could use you. 166 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:35,689 Official Court Magician in Defense of the Kingdom. 167 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:39,780 You could teach others and be taught by me. 168 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:42,086 - I would be honored... 169 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,307 Your Majesty. 170 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,792 Hmm. 171 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:54,795 A different lining perhaps. Gray, please. 172 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,238 When we are alone, 173 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:05,109 it can be Seb. 174 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:07,329 - Well, Seb, 175 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:10,027 we have a saying where I come from. 176 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,726 You kind of buried the lede on, uh... 177 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,728 on the... 178 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:17,861 well, on you. 179 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:20,734 - I didn't mean to deceive you. 180 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:23,998 Kings have to be very careful about who to trust. 181 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:27,610 And also, it can be a relief to not... 182 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,743 - Feel the weight of the crown on your head every second? 183 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:32,354 - You are wise. 184 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:34,704 But I knew that already. 185 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,972 In any case, settle in, 186 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,670 and we will get down to the particulars 187 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,367 of your duties later. 188 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,021 All right? 189 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:49,066 - All right. 190 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,851 Your Majesty. 191 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,424 - Oh, please. - What? 192 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,818 - If you say his gorgeous eyes see into your soul, 193 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,298 I'm gonna puke all over your new leggings, 194 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,082 which are quite sharp, by the way. 195 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,344 - Thank you. 196 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,738 - Legs for days. - Ah, thank you. 197 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,261 But I never said his eyes were gorgeous 198 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,959 or that he sees into my soul. 199 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,656 But weirdly, he might. 200 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,005 - Or he's sucking the soul out of you 201 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,703 because he doesn't have one. 202 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:20,141 - Um, he did save my life. - He's called the Dark King. 203 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:22,099 - You're called Margo the Destroyer. 204 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,797 - I was a woman ruling a patriarchy, 205 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,973 my brand had to be overkill. 206 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,931 Bottom line, he likes you. 207 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,977 You just have to find out what he's really about. 208 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:36,374 I'll see if my fellow Centurions like to gossip. 209 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,768 Then we regroup and decide-- 210 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:41,771 benevolent dictator by necessity 211 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:44,731 or psychopathic despot by choice? 212 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,690 - What if he's the latter? - Then I always got his back. 213 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:51,259 Perfect place to bury these. 214 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,043 Zelda. - Help me, please. 215 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,174 - What's going on? Who are they? 216 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,436 - Visigoths. 217 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,003 - What, like Marilyn Manson? 218 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,876 - Visi-goths! - Oh, Germanic barbarians. 219 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,442 - Who always show up at the absolute worst points 220 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,530 in history. 221 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,990 Fucking hell. 222 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,644 - Oh, sorry. Did you--did you want Hades? 223 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,780 I could get word to him, but, ugh, what a dick. 224 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,651 - Are you... 225 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,828 - I'm Clarion, Goddess of Melody. 226 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:25,005 Hey, Julia, I have, uh, had my eye on you for quite a while. 227 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,789 - You have? 228 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,356 - Yeah, yeah. So you were mortal, right? 229 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,532 And then you were one of us, and now you're back to mortal. 230 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,012 Whew, you're one tough cookie, cookie. 231 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,709 - Thanks? 232 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,667 - Yeah, but the way that you're imagining 233 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,801 the Harmonic Convergence isn't quite enough. 234 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,847 It's so much worse. 235 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:44,372 So, when all the spells cast by all the Magicians go haywire, 236 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:47,288 you're gonna get earthquakes, fire, drought, 237 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,638 starvation, plague. 238 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:50,987 And then comes cannibalism. 239 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,990 - Um, is there anything you can do? 240 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,731 - I could stop it. 241 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,559 How would that be? - Great. 242 00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,040 But I'm assuming there's something you want in return. 243 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,828 Yeah, you, uh... 244 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,787 You have dealt with a god or two. 245 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,051 - Yep. 246 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,661 - I want to be human. 247 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,056 Like you. 248 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,319 - Excuse me? 249 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:21,713 - I worship you, Julia. 250 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,716 How did you do it, though? 251 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,501 Because that's the part that I couldn't quite see. 252 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:27,894 There's, like, some kind of cloak 253 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,591 around the whole process. 254 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:33,073 Uh, rumor is it had something to do with a book. 255 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:36,946 - Yeah, okay, I'm gonna need just a few more details... 256 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,818 I don't know, starting with why. 257 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,776 - Do I want to be human? 258 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,908 Oh, it's simple. 259 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,432 So I'm the Goddess of Melody, right? 260 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:47,739 But did you know that we can't actually feel music? 261 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:50,873 Like, we understand it, we can tell the good from the bad-- 262 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,788 ah, sort of. 263 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,748 - So you want to be human so you can do karaoke? 264 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,926 - I know that it sounds like hubris itself, 265 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:04,669 but, uh, I think I could be a rock star. 266 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,802 I mean, I pretty much know the gig, right? 267 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,456 They all prayed to me. 268 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,458 Except for Amy Winehouse, okay? 269 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,025 Look how that one turned out. Poor thing. 270 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,722 Any other questions? 271 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,115 - Oh, boy. 272 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,844 This is amazing. 273 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,633 Careful! 274 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,027 - Whoa! 275 00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,855 - The world isn't quite gone. 276 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,518 Oh... 277 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,433 this is what my neck feels like. 278 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,743 Come on! The depository. 279 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,441 Come on. - Hmm. 280 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,196 - Welcome! 281 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,719 - H-hi. 282 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,851 Oh! Oh! 283 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,898 We're looking for a depository that was, um-- 284 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,899 it was over there. 285 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,032 - Eat up. 286 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,990 - Yeah, in a sec, but, uh, 287 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,905 if you know where the depository is... 288 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,125 - Nobody knows where anything is in the Realm, 289 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,604 except for the Emperor. 290 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,910 - Dear God. 291 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,565 This is strange. 292 00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:58,958 It tastes like, uh... 293 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,744 Burning charcoal, 294 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,007 hamburgers on a grill. 295 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,881 Popsicles. 296 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,236 - Is that bunny staring at us? 297 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:19,587 - Summer at the beach. 298 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,067 Brown bunny. 299 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,505 Sunglasses. 300 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,159 Beach clue. 301 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,509 - I'm trying real hard to give a shit, 302 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:31,077 but it just feels so good to be high again. 303 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,556 - Hmm. - Oh. 304 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,037 - I guess we follow him. 305 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:38,258 - So we all know the threat we're facing. 306 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,695 These are Fillory's second greatest protectors 307 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,175 against the Takers. 308 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,742 Who can tell me the first? 309 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,788 - His Majesty, the Dark King. 310 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,050 - Which is why protecting him 311 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,965 is the most important job in the kingdom. 312 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,576 His Majesty is immortal, yes, 313 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,578 but he is not invulnerable. 314 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:57,016 - Which makes us? 315 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,583 - Expendable. 316 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,633 - A group of royal map makers 317 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,069 won't make it back here till after dark. 318 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,158 And the First Cohort is trapped in a blizzard 319 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,812 in Madness Plains. 320 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,553 You wet-nosed whelps are all we've got. 321 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,947 Well, you, me... 322 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,561 And our glorious leader. 323 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,957 - What are we looking at here? 324 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,221 - His Majesty wants the kingdom to witness him 325 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,223 saving subjects from the Takers. 326 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,790 These are in almost every room of the castle, 327 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,183 most of the taverns, and... 328 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,194 - It's fucking Fox News. 329 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:48,023 - Foxes all lie. Who'd ever believe their news? 330 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,677 - His Majesty, I'm afraid all we have 331 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,070 are the newest recruits. 332 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,680 - Who'll learn by doing. 333 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,856 - Yes, sir. With me, recruits. 334 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,858 On three. 335 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,338 Quick step now. 336 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,209 Ready, hup. 337 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:07,086 - Give me a phaser and a red shirt. 338 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,131 - What? - Yeah, just don't. 339 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,269 Whoa. 340 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,841 The Binder was annoyed... 341 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,148 but unsurprised Julia had failed 342 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,758 to burn him out of existence, 343 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:30,848 per their agreement. 344 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:34,548 - Look, I just thought maybe we were both a little hasty 345 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:37,333 and, I don't know, maybe I'd keep you safe, 346 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,248 let us both cool down. 347 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,641 So can you do it? 348 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:44,166 - The Binder stared at Julia... 349 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,863 wondering if she'd learned nothing 350 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,301 from her interactions with deities. 351 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,564 - I don't have a lot of choice here, okay? 352 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,566 If you can't do this, the Earth is doomed. 353 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,656 - Hmm, "Again?" The Binder asked... 354 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,398 bored. 355 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,488 Still, the Binder wondered, 356 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:06,493 "Why on Earth would Julia trust this 'Clarion'?" 357 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:10,410 - I don't, but the options here are narrowing. 358 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:14,544 - As a book, the Binder enjoyed any opportunity to teach. 359 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,198 And here was a word 360 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,374 Julia needed desperately to understand-- 361 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,683 No. 362 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,730 - So are these the same Visigoths 363 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,558 that raided cultural strongholds on Earth? 364 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,212 - Mm, burned the Library of Alexandria, 365 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,909 sacked the statuary of Ancient Greece, 366 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,434 burned Rome, London, Paris, Chicago, 367 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,740 where they framed poor Mrs. O'Leary's cow. 368 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,481 That's around the time they started getting bored 369 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,874 and moved into the multiverse. 370 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,441 - Okay, I'm sorry about all this, 371 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:42,833 but I need every book you have 372 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,400 on the Harmonic Convergence. 373 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,750 - We have a vast collection on the other side of that door. 374 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,578 - Oh, wow. Well, my timing is-- 375 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,806 - How do you do? 376 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,200 I'm Visigoth Overlord Terence. 377 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,810 Apologies for the mess, 378 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,508 but recall, I did announce our incursion 379 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,293 and asked you most politely 380 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,295 to drop all your defenses and surrender, 381 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,427 having given my word 382 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,777 that you would be absolutely safe. 383 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,389 But the word of a barbarian? 384 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,304 - Actually, Visigoths are famous 385 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,740 for always keeping their word. 386 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,785 - Oh, that's weird. 387 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:24,962 - My dear, if you'd be so kind. 388 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,314 - Sorry, I'm just a little confused here, 389 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,793 but you seem... 390 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,579 - Educated? Polite to a fault? 391 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,712 We seek to acquire only the deepest knowledge, 392 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,410 highest art, 393 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,759 and most illuminating philosophy. 394 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,935 Is it any wonder a little might rub off? 395 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,719 - What about all those inconvenient commandments 396 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,330 about theft? 397 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,635 - Alice, it's no use debating. 398 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,507 - Alice, is it? 399 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:48,899 That's lovely. 400 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,814 - Thank you? 401 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,253 - We seek only those works that transcend appetite and avarice, 402 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,342 that touch upon the immutable. 403 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:59,301 That's why we spend so little time on Earth anymore. 404 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,738 What's left to raid? 405 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,697 Tent pole franchises? 406 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,874 Jeff Koons? The, um... 407 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,310 hoodie? 408 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,616 - Visigoths never lie, 409 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,009 but they never tell the whole truth either. 410 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,663 I know what you're really after. 411 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,288 - The books of everyone... 412 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,506 - Is actually what they want. 413 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,029 Every sentient being's life, birth to death. 414 00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,683 Can you imagine? 415 00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,511 They could plan the pillaging of every great work 416 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,034 before it's painted or written. 417 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,688 Not to mention the stock market. 418 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,342 - "Stock market"? 419 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,517 - They have a thing about shorting. 420 00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,040 They think it's hilarious. 421 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,651 - Look, Zelda, I understand how important this is to you, 422 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,043 but what's the point? 423 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,871 They're gonna get in here, and this is the only door. 424 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,048 - Okay, how about this? 425 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:53,529 You want to teach? Teach. 426 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,052 "You? 427 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:57,533 To turn a goddess mortal?" 428 00:21:57,577 --> 00:22:01,363 The Binder inquired, with not a small amount of disdain. 429 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,756 - Hmm. 430 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:04,627 Too tough? 431 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,934 Fine. 432 00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:08,849 Maybe I'll just hand you to her. 433 00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:12,331 - Ah, the Binder realized Julia had cornered him 434 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,637 with his own credo. 435 00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,900 But still, he wondered, 436 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,946 what was in it for him? 437 00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:21,601 - Well, how's this, paper boy? 438 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:26,736 - Said the Binder... 439 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:29,043 "Let the lessons commence." 440 00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:40,576 - Whoa! 441 00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:51,848 Oh, oh... 442 00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,813 Socks? 443 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,423 None of them match. 444 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:10,432 - So this is where they go. 445 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,870 If you see a red and orange argyle, 446 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:15,959 cashmere, size 13, 447 00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,439 grab it, please. 448 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:18,919 - Oh. 449 00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:21,704 I don't usually say this when I'm this high, 450 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:24,054 but we really need to focus. 451 00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:26,622 - Exactly. Red and orange. 452 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,145 - Yeah. 453 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,626 No, no, we're looking for, uh... 454 00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:32,628 - Christ! - Uh... 455 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:35,152 - I don't believe it. There it is. 456 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,461 - Oh! 457 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:40,984 - You were right. 458 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:43,073 Just needed to focus. 459 00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:44,945 - Mmm... 460 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,816 - Oh, bunny. Bunny. 461 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,866 Oh. 462 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,783 Um, hi. 463 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:58,828 Uh... 464 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,091 we're looking for an emperor. 465 00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,484 - Hey, Kady. 466 00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:05,139 Hank. 467 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:07,837 - Hank. I don't hate that. 468 00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:11,493 - You know us? 469 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:14,496 - What kind of an emp would I be if I didn't? 470 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,063 You roll into my town, 471 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:18,065 I take a gander at your thoughts, 472 00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:20,807 and if I dig ya, I show you the brown bunny. 473 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:23,026 And I dig ya both. 474 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:25,551 Congratulations on the first sock. 475 00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:29,685 How great is Archie, by the way? 476 00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:33,602 - Pretty great, once you let it settle in. 477 00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:36,083 - And as long as you're here, 478 00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,215 the high never goes away. 479 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:41,654 - Wow. That's, uh-- 480 00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,525 - That's perfect. - Yeah. 481 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:46,528 We--we really need to find the, uh... 482 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:49,705 Oh, Jesus. The--the... 483 00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,185 - Depository, Kady. 484 00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:52,839 - Right, right. 485 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,884 Uh, can you tell us where that is now? 486 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,582 - Sure can. 487 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,888 It won't be free, though. 488 00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:01,021 Even here where everything's fun, 489 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,544 there's a price. 490 00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:07,027 Sit. Have some suds. 491 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,724 This'll take a sec. 492 00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,509 - What will? 493 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,120 - For me to dig deeper into your thoughts, 494 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:16,906 see which one of you gets to leave... 495 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,082 and who has to stay. 496 00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,087 Mmm... 497 00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:35,098 - The map makers are in there. 498 00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,538 - Do you hear that? 499 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,630 - Oh, boy. 500 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,806 - Breathing. 501 00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:48,590 Coming from there. 502 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:52,072 - With respect, Majesty, there. 503 00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:54,117 - Guys, there. 504 00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,556 There, there. We're surrounded. 505 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,687 - You can see them? 506 00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:00,036 - I have really good night vision. 507 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,038 My grandpa married a snow leopard, 508 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:03,213 is the rumor. 509 00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:05,564 - Sire. 510 00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:09,568 - Where is he going? 511 00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:13,876 - Oh, I've seen that before. 512 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,617 It's a legit royal tactic. 513 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,053 Never fear. 514 00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:20,622 - Shouldn't we get him to the infirmary? 515 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,799 With all the newbies practicing during surges, 516 00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:25,801 it's like a meat locker down there 517 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:29,631 where the meat's alive... until it's not. 518 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,111 - Ah! 519 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:32,547 - Penny? 520 00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,768 - Get... 521 00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:36,943 Julia. 522 00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:38,074 - Who? 523 00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:55,309 - So our Dark King-- 524 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,658 did he just shit the doublet? 525 00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:00,096 I hope so. 526 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:02,142 I really don't want to be the only one who does it with-- 527 00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:06,336 That's amazing, right? 528 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:09,165 I mean, honestly, fuck Netflix. 529 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,384 That is peak television. 530 00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:12,212 - Jesus. 531 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,389 No kidding. 532 00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:17,304 You kick some serious ass for your kingdom. 533 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,321 Pretty cool. 534 00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:36,410 You're both equally awesome, 535 00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:39,239 by which I mean, totally fucked up. 536 00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:41,894 By which I mean, I get you're on a mission. 537 00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:43,504 One of you has got to jet, 538 00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:46,725 but either one of you can hang for eternity. 539 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,250 You guys decide. 540 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:52,600 - I'll stay. - No, you will not. 541 00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:53,819 - Are you kidding? 542 00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:55,908 This place is heroin heaven. 543 00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:57,823 - And a billion times better than 544 00:28:57,866 --> 00:28:59,781 Isabella Islay single malt. 545 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,262 Look it up when you get back. I'm staying. 546 00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:04,438 - You've got students counting on you. 547 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,918 - And I've had it with the goddamn lot of them, 548 00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:07,746 all 40 timeline's worth. 549 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,269 I never really knew how sick of them I was 550 00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:10,400 until I stopped drinking. 551 00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,925 I've earned the right to step off 552 00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:15,144 and do Tai Chi with the Elvi. 553 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:19,496 - I want this as much as you. 554 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,585 As soon as he tells you where the depository is-- 555 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,241 Sorry, Kady, but you just revealed 556 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:27,287 to the entire studio audience 557 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:31,726 that you're hanging onto a thread of responsible intent, 558 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,468 which could make you kind of a bum hang 559 00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:35,774 in 100 years or so. 560 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:39,690 Hank, on the other hand... Mm! 561 00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:43,912 Is laidback mondo perfectus. 562 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:46,306 - Hey... 563 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:48,221 you don't really want this. 564 00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:51,224 - Kady, sweet Kady. 565 00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:53,879 - I'm sorry I did this to you. 566 00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:55,837 I had no right. 567 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,839 - My whole life, 568 00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:00,668 all this senseless worry, 569 00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:03,845 suffering and pain, 570 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:07,806 both inflicted and received... 571 00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:09,851 it wasn't for nothing. 572 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,985 It guided me here. 573 00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:15,509 And you were right. 574 00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:17,467 I am home. 575 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,824 - I'll be back, okay? 576 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,651 I promise. 577 00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:29,828 - Goodie. See you soon. 578 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,499 - Use your key. Go. 579 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:52,372 - I'm not going without you. - I can't. 580 00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,896 - Do you really want to die for a bunch of books? 581 00:30:56,811 --> 00:31:00,467 - If I could do it all again... 582 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,296 I'd be a better mother... 583 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,298 a truer friend. 584 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,650 But I wasn't. 585 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:10,869 I'm not. 586 00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:15,482 Because I've given my life to this. 587 00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:19,747 It's all I am. It's all I have. 588 00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:21,575 I can't lose everything. 589 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:22,750 - You can. 590 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:24,665 Believe me, I have. 591 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:28,843 I'm sorry about Quentin... 592 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:31,715 But this is different. 593 00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:33,065 - No, it's not. 594 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:37,634 Because whoever, whatever you love 595 00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:40,072 that gets ripped away from you, 596 00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:43,989 it stays alive inside of us... 597 00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:46,078 and anyone you share it with. 598 00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:48,776 - I can't. I can't. 599 00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:53,433 I'm not strong enough. 600 00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,742 - Stopping her signal is impossible. 601 00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:00,657 It's coming from a place that I can't reach, 602 00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:02,094 but I could save him. 603 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:04,444 - Then do it now. 604 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,794 - I'll just need you to give me what we agreed to. 605 00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:08,013 - And the rest of it? 606 00:32:08,056 --> 00:32:09,753 - Rest of what? 607 00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:11,712 - The part where you save the planet? 608 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:14,933 - You have one thing to trade, Julia, for one miracle. 609 00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,761 So your miracle can be to save your boyfriend 610 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:20,982 or your world. 611 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,897 - But you could save both. 612 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,029 - You know what? 613 00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:25,726 Humans have exploited gods 614 00:32:25,769 --> 00:32:27,597 since you guys staggered upright. 615 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:30,122 The deals that we make need to be strict. 616 00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:32,863 So this deal-- one book, one miracle. 617 00:32:32,907 --> 00:32:35,649 - You're really gonna make me choose? 618 00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,738 The planet or him. - Yeah. 619 00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:39,783 I know, it's total bullshit, right? 620 00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:41,524 You see why I want to be a human? 621 00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:43,744 Like, I can't feel the melodies I'm goddess of, 622 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:46,529 can't bend the rules I didn't make, eh... 623 00:32:46,573 --> 00:32:48,140 - Don't put this on your kind. 624 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:50,490 This is you choosing. 625 00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:52,709 - But the one who has to choose is you. 626 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,845 I'd say he has about a minute left. 627 00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:17,343 - I feel... 628 00:33:18,692 --> 00:33:19,998 Better. 629 00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:24,176 So why do I feel like something really shitty went down? 630 00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:28,310 Maybe because you're here. 631 00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:32,445 - Like all humans, 23 saw little and knew less. 632 00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:37,145 What strange, sad, angry, narrow little lives 633 00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,321 these humans stumbled through. 634 00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:41,193 - Okay, just tell me what you did to me. 635 00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:42,672 - I helped you, 636 00:33:42,716 --> 00:33:46,154 and now you're going to help me. 637 00:33:46,198 --> 00:33:48,113 - The Binder reminded the goddess, 638 00:33:48,156 --> 00:33:50,637 he couldn't be forced to do anything 639 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,508 he didn't wish to. 640 00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:56,121 - Oh, honey, I don't force anyone. 641 00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:57,383 I just get what I want. 642 00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:59,037 Good-bye, Julia. 643 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,342 And for what it's worth, 644 00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:01,952 I feel like you made the right decision. 645 00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:04,564 - For what it's worth, go fuck yourself. 646 00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,183 That's all of them, sir. 647 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:17,359 None harmed. 648 00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:18,621 We'll secure the site. 649 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,406 You should go back with the map makers. 650 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,154 - It kind of feels a little abrupt, you know? 651 00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:30,720 It kind of felt like he was gearing up 652 00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:31,982 to make a big speech. 653 00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:33,375 It was just... 654 00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:36,117 - Wait. 655 00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:38,380 Back inside, now. 656 00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:40,687 - Excuse me, sir, but wasn't this a rescue mission? 657 00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:44,256 A super-successful one that's over? 658 00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:46,345 - Inside. 659 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,744 - So I-I take it she's the god you summoned, 660 00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:58,444 who is not going to save the world for us? 661 00:34:58,487 --> 00:35:00,576 - Look, we'll figure something else out. 662 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,404 We've got time. 663 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:04,145 - There's more, isn't there? 664 00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:08,584 - Anyone else need a drink? 665 00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,154 - Look, the signal was killing you. 666 00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:15,287 I did what needed to be done now, 667 00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:17,550 but she didn't have time to be delicate. 668 00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:20,248 She just-- 669 00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:22,032 She said that the only way was-- 670 00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:24,600 - Take away my psychic abilities. 671 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:28,996 Yeah, 'cause... 672 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:34,523 I'm not getting Merritt's signal anymore or... 673 00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:39,137 Anybody's thoughts here 674 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,443 or anywhere. 675 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,316 Wow. 676 00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:47,319 So this is quiet. 677 00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:52,193 It is fucking weird. 678 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,282 - You can't travel anymore. 679 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,545 - Technically, I can. 680 00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,591 It'd just be like flying a jet blind. 681 00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:00,810 And since I'm not suicidal, I-- 682 00:36:00,854 --> 00:36:03,161 - I'm sorry, Penny. 683 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,554 - No, we just settled a really big spiritual argument here. 684 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:10,385 There is for sure instant karma. 685 00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:11,734 - If there had been more time... 686 00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,301 - Come on. 687 00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:15,782 You got to appreciate the balance of it... 688 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:18,350 the irony. 689 00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:21,614 I had to make a choice for you. 690 00:36:21,657 --> 00:36:25,183 You had to make a choice for me 691 00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:28,229 It is fucking radiant. 692 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,623 - Um... 693 00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:32,320 Uh... 694 00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:34,366 this... 695 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:37,717 This, oh, uh... 696 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,675 this happened... 697 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:44,419 This is because of me. 698 00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:45,812 I didn't see it coming, 699 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,857 and I never thought it was gonna get this bad. 700 00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:49,424 - Merritt, what could you have done? 701 00:36:49,468 --> 00:36:51,252 I should've told the truth. 702 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:55,125 My name, my real name, is Plum. 703 00:36:57,258 --> 00:37:01,697 Plum Merritt Chatwin. 704 00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:04,874 - Wait. - You're a Chatwin? 705 00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:06,876 - Wait, what do you mean? Like the kid's books? 706 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,269 I missed an episode. 707 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,880 - I am so sorry. 708 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:13,883 I was terrified and alone, 709 00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:18,671 and being here was the first time I felt safe, 710 00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:21,282 but I'm not. 711 00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:24,459 The thing with being a Chatwin is it's like a curse. 712 00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:26,156 It's like there are things coming after you 713 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,593 that we just don't understand. 714 00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:29,638 I don't know what this signal is, 715 00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:31,292 but I know why it's targeting me, 716 00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:32,641 and I am gonna figure out... 717 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:33,903 - Whoa, whoa. Hang on! Hang on! 718 00:37:33,947 --> 00:37:35,427 - No, you don't know what that's gonna do. 719 00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:42,477 You're right. 720 00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:44,262 - Wha-- 721 00:37:51,747 --> 00:37:53,314 - Funny thing 722 00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:56,361 about doing the same thing over and over again-- 723 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,406 you learn how to do it better. 724 00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,236 - I suppose that's the true purpose of a library, no? 725 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,283 Ah, your treasured tomes-- 726 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:08,590 each one a life... 727 00:38:08,634 --> 00:38:10,418 a destiny. 728 00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:13,421 - I'm most curious about who my next few wives will be. 729 00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:16,337 You never know, Alice. 730 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,779 Let's go find our books, shall we? 731 00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:30,395 Something to add, Madam Librarian? 732 00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:33,441 - Yes, if you really want to know your future, 733 00:38:33,485 --> 00:38:35,922 you better be able to speed-read. 734 00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:39,969 - No! 735 00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:42,798 No, no! 736 00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:44,452 No, no, no, no, no! 737 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,347 - Enter. 738 00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:27,016 - I was just checking 739 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,062 to make sure you were all right. 740 00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:31,804 - Thank you for your concern. 741 00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:33,371 I'm fine. 742 00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:37,244 Just a bit tired. 743 00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:40,290 - I can imagine. 744 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,469 You were incredible out there. 745 00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:47,297 - Maybe once. 746 00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:49,735 Now it's, um... 747 00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:52,041 What's the military term? 748 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,827 Holding action. 749 00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:58,004 Nothing but holding actions. 750 00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:02,312 - I saw that not all the Centurions returned. 751 00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:11,887 Good night, Seb. 752 00:40:19,242 --> 00:40:22,332 - What exactly are we looking for, sir? 753 00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:24,509 - Not what. Who. 754 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:27,294 Well, both. 755 00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:04,200 - Grab it! Grab it! 756 00:41:15,908 --> 00:41:18,476 - You two know each other? 757 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:19,781 - No. 758 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:25,047 - Then you won't mind taking charge of its imprisonment. 759 00:41:25,091 --> 00:41:27,093 - Of course not, sir. 760 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:45,590 - And all the books on everyone are gone... 761 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,461 for good. 762 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,202 - Maybe that means actual free will now 763 00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:52,901 and not any of that predestined shit. 764 00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:59,342 - Or lots of rewrites to do. 765 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:02,476 Sorry, Zelda. It's a bad day for everybody. 766 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,044 - At least the fires drove them out. 767 00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:07,089 We think they got about half the collection. 768 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:10,005 - Mm, yep, and everything on the Convergence. 769 00:42:10,049 --> 00:42:11,485 - So what do we now? 770 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,966 We try and trade with the Visigoths? 771 00:42:14,009 --> 00:42:17,012 What do we have that they want? 772 00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:19,406 - I mean, the Overlord kind of liked me. 773 00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:21,887 - Off the table. 774 00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:24,629 - I read most of the books on the Convergence... 775 00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,979 enough to know it can be stopped. 776 00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:31,331 It's almost impossible but not complicated. 777 00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:37,903 - Zelda, please tell. 778 00:42:37,946 --> 00:42:40,340 - Oh, of course. 779 00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:45,171 Well, all you have to do is move... 780 00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:46,912 that. 781 00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:48,609 - Move? 782 00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:51,003 - The fucking moon. 783 00:42:52,482 --> 00:42:54,615 Well, at least we know where it is.