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- [笑]

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我不敢相信

3
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你认为<i>依偎松鼠一号</i>

4
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比

5
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<i>依偎着松鼠两只。</i>

6
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- 我只是觉得

7
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依偎更可信

8
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在原作中。

9
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- 那第三个呢？

10
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<i>帝国依偎着回来。</i>

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-我不是在讨论这个

12
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与你们中的任何一个人

13
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直到你读完书。

14
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- 不，不，不。

15
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有史以来最糟糕的僵尸电影

16
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是<i>僵尸。</i>

17
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- 我知道。

18
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太蹩脚了。

19
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僵尸不应该

20
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去参加海滩派对……或冲浪。

21
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[两人都呻吟]

22
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给我经典...

23
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“一定要吃脑子！”

24
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- 鲁瓦！

25
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- 啊啊啊！

26
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- 哦。

27
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也许我们不应该

28
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谈论这个东西

29
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在前面

30
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- [低声]孩子们。

31
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- [低声] 是的。

32
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- 谁，我们？

33
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哇啊啊？

34
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我们看恐怖电影

35
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一直。

36
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我们还看什么...

37
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<i>依偎松鼠？</i>

38
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- 噗！

39
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- 是的。

40
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- 我是一只依偎的松鼠！

41
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- 你是谁来评判我们？

42
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- 那你一定是

43
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今晚真的很兴奋。

44
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- 当然。

45
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妈妈做的肉饼。

46
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她添加了辣椒粉。

47
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这是一个赢家。

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- 她正在谈论

49
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<i>大脑领域...</i>

50
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最可怕的

51
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史上最经典的僵尸电影。

52
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今晚电视上播出。

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未切割。

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未评级。

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- 令人难以置信的可怕！

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[笑]

57
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- 嗯。

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- 今晚见。

59
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- 呃...

60
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显然，我们正在观看

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今晚<i>大脑领域</i>。

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呃！

63
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- 伙计们。

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你不必假装。

65
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我们都知道你还太年轻

66
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对于恐怖电影。

67
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顺便说一句...

68
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依偎的松鼠

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很可爱。

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就像你们一样。

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- 你听到了吗？

72
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- 是的。

73
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她说我可爱。

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我们的，“他们会吗？”

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张力是电动的。

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- 她说我们太年轻了。

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这是最糟糕的年轻人。

78
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- 不过她是对的。

79
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我们从未真正见过

80
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一部恐怖电影。

81
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- 好吧，今晚就结束了。

82
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我们正在观看<i>大脑领域。</i>

83
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- 我会在这里

84
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一个星期，

85
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生活除了坚韧之外一无所有...

86
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决心...

87
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还有我袜子上的汗水。

88
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- 一直在推广

89
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价格实惠的露营装备

90
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就在汤姆运动吧。

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[笑]

92
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- 我不是来这里的

93
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搬帐篷吧，哈珀。

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灰熊郊狼没有卖光。

95
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[鼓掌]

96
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- 灰熊太粗犷了。

97
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他能在任何事情中幸存下来。

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- 我知道。

99
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我有点希望有一只山狮

100
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在商店里松动，

101
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只是想看看会发生什么。

102
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- [笑]

103
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- 哇。

104
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你们心情很好。

105
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- 当然是。

106
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- 所以，现在是个好时机

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问你什么事？

108
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- 任何你想要的。

109
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- 我们可以看吗

110
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今晚<i>脑洞</i>？

111
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两人：没办法。

112
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- 什么？

113
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- 你没在看

114
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一部僵尸电影。

115
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- 为什么不呢？

116
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- 因为我们已经看到了。

117
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在一个世界里

118
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僵尸吃农民的地方

119
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并收获他们的大脑。

120
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- 四个孩子

121
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不会看那部电影

122
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因为他们太年轻了。

123
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=> - 你们太卑鄙了。

124
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- 我们并不吝啬。

125
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我们是好父母。

126
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有

127
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某些令人不安的图像

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我们不希望您接触到。

129
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- [吐口水]

130
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- 孩子们，看。

131
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格里兹正在治疗开放性伤口

132
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只用

133
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他的脚趾甲和痰。

134
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- 在一个世界...

135
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父母在哪里

136
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过度保护...

137
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四个孩子看

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无论如何，<i>大脑领域</i>。

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- 我希望我们是那些孩子。

140
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<i>[欢快的音乐]</i>

141
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♪ ♪

142
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<i>-[口哨旋律]</i>

143
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♪ ♪

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<i>[有节奏的鼓掌]</i>

145
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<i>- ♪ 一、二、三、四！ ♪</i>

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<i>-[口哨旋律]</i>

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♪ ♪

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<i>- ♪ 呐，呐，呐，呐，呐-呐 ♪</i>

149
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<i>♪ 呐，呐，呐，呐，</i>

150
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<i>娜娜♪</i>

151
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<i>- ♪ 一，二 ♪</i>

152
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<i>- ♪ 呐，呐，呐 ♪</i>

153
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<i>♪ 呐，呐呐 ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ 一、二、三、四！ ♪</i>

155
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- 对不起，郊狼先生。

156
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我们有

157
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向你提出一个假设性问题。

158
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- 是吗：人能走路吗

159
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赤脚穿越阿拉斯加？

160
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因为是的。

161
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我就是这么做的。

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- 我们的问题是关于放

163
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两只熊上床睡觉，这样我们就可以——

164
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我不知道——

165
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看电影什么的。

166
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- 我们谈论极地？

167
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科迪亚克？

168
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熊猫？

169
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- 妈妈。

170
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关于耶高

171
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金发。

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- 还有一只 6 英尺的熊爸爸

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与某种

174
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金凯瑞秃头的样子。

175
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- 外来物种。

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您有权访问吗

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有长矛或手榴弹吗？

178
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- 不，我们只是想

179
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帮助他们入睡。

180
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- 好吧，自从

181
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你没有手榴弹...

182
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我会推荐一个放松的

183
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气氛和一顿丰盛的饭菜。

184
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火鸡。

185
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浓浓的肉汁。

186
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通心粉和奶酪。

187
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也许是一个馅饼。

188
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- 你已经喂过那些东西了

189
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给熊？

190
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- 不。但这让我的杰瑞叔叔

191
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每个感恩节都要睡觉。

192
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而且他毛茸茸的，所以...

193
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- 嘿，伙计们。

194
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这是怎么回事？

195
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- 你们得到

196
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灰蒙蒙的吗？

197
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- 是的，我们要回家了

198
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并用牙线清洁鞋子。

199
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- 再见。

200
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- 嘿，格里兹。

201
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露营销量大幅上升。

202
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人们都喜欢硬汉

203
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就像你和我一样。

204
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- 你和我？

205
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你有没有过

206
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用拳头打长颈鹿的喉咙

207
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因为他是

208
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吃你的树枝吗？

209
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你可曾让过

210
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一条蟒蛇吞掉了你

211
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所以你会有

212
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一个温暖的地方睡觉？

213
00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:47,294
- [清喉咙]

214
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看到那个伤疤了吗？

215
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我去年就得到了

216
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住在树林里。

217
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- 阿斯彭的一间豪华小屋里。

218
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当他敲击迷你冰箱时

219
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他意识到没有Wi-Fi。

220
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- [笑]

221
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好吧，我记得，

222
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有人不会吃 s'mores

223
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因为棉花糖

224
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触碰了棍子。

225
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- 那些棍子是

226
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在地面上。

227
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- 他们从树上掉下来。

228
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那就是粘着土地的地方。

229
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- 请！

230
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像你这样的平民

231
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永远不能离开土地生活。

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你出售的是生存生活方式。

233
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我活下去。

234
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你想知道什么是艰难吗？

235
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你应该读一下我的文章。

236
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这是我完整写的

237
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在犀牛皮上。

238
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你知道获得有多难

239
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犀牛能坚持那么久吗？

240
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现在请原谅我...

241
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现在是午餐时间。

242
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- 他说得对吗？

243
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我们变得软了吗？

244
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- 不，不，不。

245
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我们还是很坚强

246
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我们不需要那本书。

247
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- 哈珀先生和哈珀夫人！

248
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你的绝路已经到来。

249
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- 是的！

250
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终于收到邮件了

251
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不会那么累。

252
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[笑]

253
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- 好吧，也许我们需要

254
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读这本书。

255
00:06:54,083 --> 00:07:01,793
- 是的。

256
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你闻到火鸡味了吗？

257
00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:04,628
- 是的。

258
00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:04,628
- 嗯。

259
00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:07,747
- 哦。哦。

260
00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:07,747
你知道，根据格里兹的说法...

261
00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:09,712
这意味着要么

262
00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:09,712
雪崩即将来临……

263
00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:12,500
- 好的。

264
00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:12,500
- 或者有人在煮火鸡。

265
00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:14,962
- 但现在是肉饼之夜。

266
00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:15,920
- 孩子们！

267
00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:17,959
雪崩！

268
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哦。

269
00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:20,751
虚惊。

270
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是火鸡。

271
00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,670
- 欢迎，家长们。

272
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请坐。

273
00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:27,165
- 这里发生了什么事？

274
00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,918
- 我们给你做了晚饭。

275
00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:30,879
- 但我的肉饼呢？

276
00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,377
- 我们正在改变现状。

277
00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:34,287
今晚我们吃火鸡

278
00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:37,713
覆盖着厚厚的肉汁。

279
00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:42,290
- 接下来是更多的火鸡，

280
00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:42,290
还有浓稠的肉汁。

281
00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,333
- 而对于

282
00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,333
您的餐饮娱乐，

283
00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:49,285
我将从中阅读

284
00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:49,285
一本又厚又重的书。

285
00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:52,213
<i>门把手：</i>

286
00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:52,213
<i>完整的历史。</i>

287
00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:54,080
- 你们想吗

288
00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:54,080
让我们睡觉？

289
00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,745
[笑声]

290
00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:59,042
- 第一章。

291
00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:01,173
- 更浓稠的肉汁？

292
00:08:04,834 --> 00:08:06,634
- 你们孩子们介意吗，如果我们——

293
00:08:04,834 --> 00:08:06,634
[哈欠]

294
00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:08,627
如果我们，呃...

295
00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:08,627
- 如果你去睡觉了？

296
00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:10,627
一点也不。

297
00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,207
晚安。

298
00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,960
- 爱你。

299
00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,960
- 甜蜜的梦。

300
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,170
- 睡个好觉。

301
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,170
- 不要让臭虫叮咬。

302
00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:17,578
- 爱你们。

303
00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:17,578
- 晚安。

304
00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:20,375
- 晚安。

305
00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:20,375
- 晚安。

306
00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,827
- 现在是僵尸时间。

307
00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:24,245
全体：战争！

308
00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:32,670
- 现在...

309
00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:32,670
<i>大脑领域。</i>

310
00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:34,329
- 我一直梦想着

311
00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:34,329
看这部电影

312
00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:37,245
从我记事起。

313
00:08:37,291 --> 00:08:39,131
- 你是说从今天早上开始？

314
00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:41,286
- 是的。

315
00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:41,286
就像我说的。

316
00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,043
- 嘘。

317
00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,043
电影要开始了。

318
00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:45,713
- “根据真实事件改编”？

319
00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:47,210
有趣的。

320
00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,790
男：家人？

321
00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,790
我从农田回来了。

322
00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:53,004
男孩：欢迎回家，爸爸。

323
00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:53,004
今天你收玉米了吗？

324
00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:55,171
- 当然了，儿子。

325
00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:55,171
当然有。

326
00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:56,498
- 这并不可怕。

327
00:08:56,542 --> 00:08:58,002
- 是的，这是一个美好的家庭

328
00:08:58,041 --> 00:08:59,501
住在农场

329
00:08:58,041 --> 00:08:59,501
在偏僻的地方

330
00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:02,292
没有邻居或警察

331
00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:02,292
数英里。

332
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,463
- 我不明白怎么办

333
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,463
这可能会出错。

334
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,000
男：我去查一下

335
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,000
地下室

336
00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:09,791
看看炉子是否

337
00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:09,791
仍在发挥作用。

338
00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:10,924
[铰链吱吱作响]

339
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,289
- 哦。

340
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,289
哦！

341
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,213
看看那个门把手。

342
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:17,790
这是一把罕见的 1937 年锁

343
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:17,790
并随着阿米什运动滑行。

344
00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,924
全体：嘘！

345
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,499
- 呼呼！

346
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,499
这里肯定很黑。

347
00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:27,132
- [咆哮]

348
00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:27,132
- 啊啊！

349
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,576
- 这么快就出问题了！

350
00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,041
- [肚子咕咕叫]

351
00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:42,383
- 哦...

352
00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:43,707
汤姆，你还好吗？

353
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,670
- 啊。

354
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,670
我认为孩子们的...

355
00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,789
浓浓的肉汁……

356
00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:50,334
可能伤了我的胃。

357
00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:54,205
格里兹是对的。

358
00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:54,205
我们已经软了。

359
00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:55,380
- “我们”是什么意思？

360
00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:57,247
我的胃很好。

361
00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:58,831
[肚子咕咕叫]

362
00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:00,705
哇哦。

363
00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:03,290
好吧，那不是

364
00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:03,290
柔软的标志。

365
00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,213
那是野性的呼唤。

366
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,290
- 听起来像

367
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,290
寻求帮助。

368
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,923
和一个真正的生存主义者

369
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,923
不寻求帮助。

370
00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:13,669
我们玩通过...

371
00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:13,669
[肚子咕咕叫]

372
00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,329
- 好吧，等等，等等，等等。

373
00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,329
你在建议吗

374
00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,625
你更多的是

375
00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,625
比我真正的生存主义者？

376
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,997
- 好吧，我不想

377
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,997
我自吹自擂，但是……

378
00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:21,631
喇叭喇叭。

379
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,377
- 请！

380
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,377
我绝对是

381
00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:24,377
更多的是一个生存主义者

382
00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:24,377
比你。

383
00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:25,877
喇叭喇叭。

384
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,827
- 我可以住在外面

385
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,827
一个星期——按喇叭。

386
00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,915
- 我可以住在外面

387
00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,915
一个月——按喇叭。

388
00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:32,629
- 我可以住在外面

389
00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:32,629
现在。

390
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,957
无需按喇叭。

391
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,920
哦，是的。

392
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,920
这正在发生。

393
00:10:37,959 --> 00:10:39,709
- 哦，什么，

394
00:10:37,959 --> 00:10:39,709
枕头和毯子？

395
00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:41,630
什么，你留下来吗

396
00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:41,630
在皇后家里？

397
00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:43,787
给我冰冷的草吧，宝贝。

398
00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:45,464
- 草？

399
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,080
哦，陛下！

400
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:50,165
我会带走坚硬的污垢。

401
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,378
- 我希望下雨。

402
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:55,417
- 我希望下雪！

403
00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:56,498
- 鸣喇叭！

404
00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:56,498
- 鸣喇叭！

405
00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:57,832
鸣喇叭。

406
00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:57,832
噢！

407
00:10:57,875 --> 00:10:59,035
啊啊啊！

408
00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:01,423
[尖叫和咆哮]

409
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,378
- 为什么我们还在

410
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,378
看这个？

411
00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:05,747
-我太害怕了

412
00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:05,747
将其关闭。

413
00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:07,462
- 我们必须继续观察。

414
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,000
这是大孩子们才会做的事情。

415
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,000
[尖叫声继续]

416
00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:12,211
对吧，尼基？

417
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:17,580
<i>- 农民已经通过了</i>

418
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:17,580
<i>僵尸化的第一阶段。</i>

419
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:20,415
<i>呻吟和夜间行走。</i>

420
00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:25,248
<i>第二阶段是</i>

421
00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:25,248
<i>挖洞。</i>

422
00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:28,711
- 请不要挖洞。

423
00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:28,711
请不要挖坑。

424
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,130
<i>[挖掘]</i>

425
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,130
[喘气]

426
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,416
- 好的。

427
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,416
他挖了洞。

428
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,078
但至少他没有

429
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,078
还没有植入任何大脑。

430
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:38,245
<i>- 必须培养大脑。</i>

431
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,421
全体：不！

432
00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:45,541
- 呃，这块地很硬。

433
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,923
- 你知道，

434
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,923
当你抱怨的时候，

435
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:50,129
我正在建造

436
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:50,129
一张脱离自然的床。

437
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,376
-哦，你认为敲竹杠

438
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,376
你的袖子像灰熊一样

439
00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,077
让你成为更好的生存主义者？

440
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,575
这太可悲了。

441
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,575
- 嗯。

442
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,995
看吧，我一定有

443
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,995
留下我的袖子...

444
00:11:58,041 --> 00:12:01,041
在那儿。

445
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,923
- 哦，你想秀肌肉吗？

446
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,923
- 是的。

447
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,539
- 是的，我们准备好

448
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,539
大奖因为...

449
00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:06,833
这是一件新衬衫。

450
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:09,915
<i>[看到嗡嗡声]</i>

451
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:13,499
<i>[僵尸咆哮]</i>

452
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:13,499
<i>- 啊啊！啊！</i>

453
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,082
<i>[紧缩]</i>

454
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,082
<i>啊！</i>

455
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,415
<i>[咆哮]</i>

456
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,415
<i>[看到嗡嗡声]</i>

457
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:24,667
[轻柔的音乐响起]

458
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:27,039
- 学分。

459
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,383
甜蜜的，甜蜜的学分。

460
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,077
- 我们做到了。

461
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,745
我们在<i>大脑领域幸存下来。</i>

462
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,004
噗。

463
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,004
太年轻了。

464
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:41,001
我们已经不年轻了。

465
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,711
- 是的。

466
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,880
我们不是小孩子

467
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,880
他们跑向我们的爸爸妈妈。

468
00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,667
- [咆哮]

469
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:48,879
- 什--

470
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,207
妈妈？

471
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,207
- 爸爸？

472
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,670
- 爸爸！

473
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,079
- 妈妈！

474
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,079
- 爸爸！

475
00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,078
- 妈妈？

476
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,205
- 爸爸？

477
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,460
- 啊？

478
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,460
呃——

479
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,325
- 妈妈？

480
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,325
- 爸爸？

481
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,125
- [呻吟]

482
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:12,963
[咆哮]

483
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,540
- [咆哮]

484
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,423
- 妈妈？

485
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,423
- 爸爸？

486
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,918
- 僵尸。

487
00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:21,879
- [呻吟]

488
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:23,577
全体：啊啊！

489
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,501
- 好吧，大家冷静一下。

490
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,962
爸爸妈妈不是僵尸。

491
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,080
僵尸不是真实的。

492
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,575
- 她是对的。

493
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,125
<i>大脑领域</i>只是

494
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,125
一部电影。

495
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,826
- 基于实际事件。

496
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,165
对吧，尼基？

497
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,165
尼基在哪里？

498
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,498
[肚子咕咕叫]

499
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,212
- 嘎。

500
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,580
啊，我想肉汁火车

501
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,580
离开车站。

502
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,625
哦。

503
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,625
哦。

504
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,207
- 嘿，嘿，嘿。

505
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,207
大自然男孩，你要去哪里？

506
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,000
根据格里兹的书，

507
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,791
浴室是为了

508
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,791
雏菊嗅探器。

509
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:01,084
- 我讨厌雏菊的味道。

510
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:04,665
- 好吧，那就开始挖掘吧。

511
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,709
- 美好的。

512
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:10,170
[肚子咕咕叫]

513
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:10,170
- 哦...哦...

514
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:11,328
- 别看着我。

515
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:13,625
这个洞被占了。

516
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,167
啊!

517
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,998
- 他们有尼基。

518
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,998
- 没有人有任何人。

519
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:18,711
尼基还在楼上。

520
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,460
- 是啊...

521
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,250
如果妈妈和爸爸真的

522
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,250
僵尸大脑农民，

523
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,711
他们不是吗

524
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,711
现在挖坑吗？

525
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,705
[咆哮和呻吟]

526
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,667
他们正在挖洞。

527
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,539
- 为了我们的大脑！

528
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,383
[呻吟继续]

529
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,131
- 听我说

530
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,131
如果你想活下去。

531
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,246
当你在的时候

532
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,246
躲在枕头底下，

533
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,211
我看到了这一切。

534
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:53,330
我知道接下来会发生什么。

535
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,245
- 你从哪里得到的

536
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,245
黑板？

537
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,381
- 不重要。

538
00:14:56,417 --> 00:15:00,747
根据<i>大脑领域，</i>

539
00:14:56,417 --> 00:15:00,747
爸爸妈妈还不是僵尸。

540
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:01,922
- 你买了黑板吗？

541
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:04,789
- 忘记黑板。

542
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:08,754
爸爸妈妈才刚刚开始

543
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:08,754
僵尸化过程。

544
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,252
如果这是关于

545
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,252
黑板...

546
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:16,382
就像电影里一样。

547
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,417
- 第一阶段...

548
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:21,168
呻吟和夜间行走。

549
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,328
第二阶段...

550
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,495
挖洞。

551
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,212
- 他们已经开始了

552
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,212
第三阶段。

553
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,500
- 不，挖掘是第二阶段。

554
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,792
- 真的吗？

555
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,792
那是铲子吗？

556
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,674
- 我以为他在努力

557
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,674
用木火烧披萨。

558
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,538
[远处的咆哮，呻吟]

559
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,133
- 我们没有太多时间。

560
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,456
下一阶段是

561
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,456
对光的敏感性。

562
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,540
然后...

563
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,540
最后阶段。

564
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,213
他们吃脑子！

565
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,750
- 我们做什么？

566
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,752
- 嗯，根据

567
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,752
费尔德斯坦教授...

568
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,712
- 有解药。

569
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:59,040
但必须管理

570
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:59,040
第四阶段之前。

571
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,883
不然的话，他们就会变成……

572
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,037
满...

573
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,293
吹...

574
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,833
僵尸。

575
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,833
[声音回声]

576
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,712
- 有什么问题吗？

577
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,420
我找到了黑板

578
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,420
在阁楼里。

579
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,828
- 谢谢你！

580
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:21,083
- 还有一只脏袜子。

581
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,955
- 呃，

582
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,955
那解药的味道很恶心。

583
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,330
- 你真的这么认为吗

584
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,330
脏袜子、厕所水、

585
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:29,415
肚脐绒毛，死苍蝇，

586
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:29,415
发霉的干酪，

587
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,998
牙线粘稠物，

588
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,998
和一枝莳萝

589
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,461
会闻起来很香吗？

590
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,830
- 我以为莳萝会

591
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,830
让它变得爵士乐。

592
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,205
- 我们应该如何得到

593
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,205
爸爸妈妈喝...

594
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:42,040
这个？

595
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,503
- 我们没有。

596
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,832
我们倒出解药

597
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,832
进入他们的鞋子。

598
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,665
它必须输入

599
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,665
通过他们的脚底...

600
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,579
来拯救他们的灵魂。

601
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:53,455
- 太深奥了，兄弟教授。

602
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,210
- 那么，你们中的哪一个

603
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,210
勇敢的人

604
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,540
想下楼

605
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,540
然后把它放在他们的鞋子里？

606
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,253
那么，你们当中哪一位勇敢的人

607
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,251
想要拿走他们的指甲

608
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,251
从我的背后？

609
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:04,251
男孩们：对不起。

610
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,881
- 快点。

611
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,881
我们得找到他们的鞋子。

612
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,710
- 我没有看到他们。

613
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,290
- 呃，让我们检查一下后面

614
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,290
门。

615
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,543
- 如果他们进来怎么办？

616
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,383
- 他们不会，

617
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,383
只要灯亮着。

618
00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:15,667
[两人都呻吟]

619
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:16,749
[电流爆裂声]

620
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:16,749
- 哦。

621
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:18,882
呃哦。

622
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,457
听起来像

623
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,457
一些重要的事情。

624
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,790
两人：哦！

625
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:23,924
- 绝对

626
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:23,924
一些重要的事情。

627
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,745
- 啊啊！

628
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,745
- 啊啊！

629
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,920
- 好吧，至少只有我们。

630
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,920
- 嗯。

631
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,417
我们也许应该进去

632
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,417
并致电电力公司。

633
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,078
匿名。

634
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,825
- 正是如此

635
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,825
格里兹会做什么。

636
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,575
- 是的。

637
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,035
- 啊！

638
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,035
- 哦！

639
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,293
踩到坑了！

640
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,583
- 扭伤了我的脚踝。

641
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:49,915
- [口齿不清]

642
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:49,915
咬我的舌头！

643
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:54,669
- 噢……呃……

644
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:54,669
- 噢噢噢！

645
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,039
- 扭伤。

646
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,039
- 下雨了！

647
00:17:57,083 --> 00:18:00,333
[两人都呻吟]

648
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,415
- 扭伤...

649
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,415
- 下雨了...

650
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,878
- 哦。

651
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,627
- 他们在做什么？

652
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,827
- 我认为

653
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,827
他们正坐下来吃饭。

654
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,875
- 哦，不。

655
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,875
他们已经到了第四阶段。

656
00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:13,997
他们渴望大脑。

657
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:17,421
- [口齿不清]

658
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:17,421
我的舌头着火了！

659
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,918
- 污渍！

660
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:22,539
- 哦，污渍！

661
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:22,539
- 呃！

662
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:25,003
- 快点——我们必须得到

663
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:25,003
他们鞋子里的解毒剂。

664
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,576
- 啊啊！

665
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,125
- 啊？

666
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,167
啊？

667
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,167
- 呃？

668
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,708
全体：啊啊！

669
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,540
- 嘿！

670
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,540
呃呃……

671
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,253
- 不！

672
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,791
- 他们找到了瑞奇！

673
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,791
我们应该救他吗？

674
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,963
对不起，瑞奇！

675
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:54,998
- 去！去！去。

676
00:18:57,041 --> 00:19:00,881
[气喘吁吁]

677
00:18:57,041 --> 00:19:00,881
我们失去了瑞奇。

678
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:02,327
- 他现在是他们中的一员了。

679
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,630
- 我给他的电脑打电话。

680
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,167
- 我们需要找到灰熊。

681
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,578
他会知道该怎么做。

682
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,578
他能在任何事情中幸存下来。

683
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,785
- 啊！

684
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,214
- 啊啊！

685
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,214
- 啊啊！

686
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,207
- 他不在这里。

687
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,247
[马虎吃东西的声音]

688
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,041
- 那是什么？

689
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,963
灰熊？

690
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,290
[沙沙声，咂嘴]

691
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,711
- 啊啊！

692
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,711
- 啊啊！

693
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,790
[所有人尖叫]

694
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,831
- 啊啊！

695
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,831
- 啊啊！

696
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,075
- 灰熊也变身了！

697
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,825
- 这是僵尸启示录。

698
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,745
- 啊啊！

699
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,745
- 啊啊！

700
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:52,632
- 什么？

701
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:52,632
- 尼基！

702
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,667
- 我已经死了。

703
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:56,419
- 黎明！

704
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:56,419
- 啊啊！

705
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,418
啊啊！

706
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,668
别吃我的脑子。

707
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,668
别吃我的脑子。

708
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:03,959
你为什么不吃我的脑子？

709
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,250
- 因为我不是僵尸。

710
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,631
- 我也不。

711
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,667
- 不是血。

712
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,129
烧烤酱。

713
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:16,036
- 格里兹呢？

714
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,633
- 嘿。是那个

715
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,633
外卖披萨和排骨？

716
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,707
- 坚持，稍等。

717
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,707
我可以解释一下。

718
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,040
我真的很饿。

719
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,963
- 所以你是个骗子？

720
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,330
- 欺诈是什么意思？

721
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,825
- 你是个骗子。

722
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,375
- 哦，那么是的，我是个骗子。

723
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,785
- 哇。

724
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,785
你能相信这个人吗？

725
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,174
你一定是

726
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,174
现在真的很生他的气。

727
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:39,748
我们会让你解决这个问题。

728
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,382
- 嘿，嘿，嘿。

729
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,382
等等，等等，等等。

730
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,382
回到这里吧。

731
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,382
- 嘿！

732
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:46,037
- 听着，我们告诉过你们了

733
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:46,037
你无法观看那部电影

734
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:46,037
因为我们知道它会进入

735
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:46,037
你们的头。

736
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,833
- 你只是还不够老

737
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,833
看到这样的东西。

738
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,415
全体：是啊。

739
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,418
- 我们很抱歉

740
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,418
我们观看了<i>大脑领域。</i>

741
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,498
- 我们很高兴

742
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,498
你不是僵尸。

743
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,082
- 好的。

744
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,082
把它带进来。来吧。

745
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,535
我们开始吧。

746
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,535
- 噢，拥抱。

747
00:20:57,583 --> 00:21:01,173
- 是的，这感觉不错。

748
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:05,668
我会打电话给我妈妈。

749
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:05,668
让她来接我。

750
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:07,829
- 好吧，也许我们都可以

751
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:07,829
回家睡觉吧

752
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:11,455
现在我们知道有

753
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:11,455
没有僵尸这样的东西。

754
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,080
- 脑子！

755
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,535
- 僵尸是真实存在的！

756
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,535
大家都慌了！

757
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,043
[尖叫]

758
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,213
- 不，不，不。

759
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,213
等待！

760
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,420
不，不，不。

761
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,420
伙计们，伙计们。

762
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:22,998
[笑]

763
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:25,041
对不起。

764
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:25,041
我们只是搞砸了。

765
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,583
- 你们在这儿做什么？

766
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,325
- 我们来自

767
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,325
<i>Field of Brains</i>派对，

768
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:31,825
我意识到

769
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:31,825
我把手机留在这里了。

770
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,285
- 你看起来就像阿比盖尔，

771
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,833
黄油搅拌

772
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,833
农场女仆僵尸。

773
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,075
- 你看过电影吗？

774
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,375
- 没什么大不了的。

775
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,375
可能会更可怕。

776
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,877
- 是的，需要的还不止这些

777
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,877
让我们惊慌。

778
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,497
- 他们买了。

779
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:46,332
他们其实认为

780
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:46,332
我们不是僵尸。

781
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,075
- 我等不及了

782
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,075
直到他们睡着

783
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:51,035
这样我们就可以吃掉他们的大脑。

784
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,883
[双方咆哮]

785
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:57,127
[尖叫]

786
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:00,577
嘿，给我们锁起来？

787
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:01,415
- 当然。

788
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:01,415
- 谢谢。

789
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:02,538
[继续咆哮]

790
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:09,793
♪ ♪

791
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:14,634
♪ ♪

792
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:18,287
<i>[口哨旋律]</i>

793
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:25,133
♪ ♪

794
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,790
♪ ♪

795
00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:30,924
<i>-♪ 是的！ ♪</i>

796
00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:34,669
♪ ♪

797
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:35,919
<i>-♪ 是的！ ♪</i>

798
00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:37,959
<i>-[欢快的旋律]</i>

799
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,040
-♪


