1 00:01:04,210 --> 00:01:08,790 Miss Wakefield, I recognize you from the photograph, although it doesn't do you 2 00:01:08,790 --> 00:01:09,790 justice. 3 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,890 That's the trouble about blind dates, isn't it? You never know if you're going 4 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:13,890 to recognize each other. 5 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:19,350 Well, now that you see me, what do you think? 6 00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:58,930 Good morning, Mrs. Peel. Good morning. 7 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:00,910 Help us after coffee. 8 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:03,170 Oh, with the perfect hope. 9 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:06,670 Nine, ten, eleven. 10 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:10,990 Planning? 11 00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:14,510 Plotting. For your accountant? 12 00:02:15,190 --> 00:02:17,190 A museum of modern art? 13 00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:23,730 Or could it be... your popularity poll? 14 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:26,320 Looking into a rather curious situation. 15 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,940 Eleven murders in six months. 16 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,820 No clues, no apparent motives, no suspects. 17 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:36,400 Or rather, the people who did have a motive happened to be conveniently 18 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,780 elsewhere at the time. 19 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:39,980 Coincidence? This says no. 20 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:43,020 Everything points to eleven organized murders. 21 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:48,360 The chances of coincidence are in the region of... 27 million to one. 22 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,890 It's a generality. You can have an exact figure if you like. No, to the nearest 23 00:02:52,890 --> 00:02:53,890 million will do. 24 00:02:55,370 --> 00:02:57,750 Unfortunately, mathematics won't tell you who did the murders. 25 00:02:58,050 --> 00:02:59,230 But I'm hoping these might. 26 00:02:59,550 --> 00:03:03,190 By some strange quirk of fate, all the victims had their photographs taken 27 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:05,270 recently. All at the same studio. 28 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:08,390 Number 11, Jonathan Stone. 29 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:13,790 Don't you think it'd be a good idea if we paid our condolences to his widow? 30 00:03:14,330 --> 00:03:16,190 We? I don't know her. 31 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:17,970 Somebody ought to go, don't you think? 32 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:22,320 But of course you can't as it happens have to dash. 33 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:23,880 I'm having my photograph taken 34 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:39,820 Deal 35 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:44,180 I'm terribly sorry to bother you at a time like this, but I'm with the 36 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,340 Industrial Times magazine. 37 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,000 Oh, yes do sit down. Thank you 38 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,960 Since your husband was so prominent in the business world, I'm writing a 39 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,540 biography. Oh, what do you want to know? 40 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,920 Oh, this is my brother -in -law, Robert Stern. 41 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,280 Well, I need some background details. 42 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:00,860 That's simple enough. 43 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,460 And I'd like a recent photograph. 44 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,480 Well, I really don't think... No problem. 45 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,640 I saw some in his desk only last week. 46 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:09,220 I'm sure you're wrong, Robert. 47 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,980 Well, give me the keys and I'll take a look. 48 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,400 No, no, it's quite all right. I'll go. 49 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,600 Tragic business. 50 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:23,430 Strange that he should be killed without reason. 51 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:27,930 I mean, his business interests were quite ordinary, weren't they? 52 00:04:28,690 --> 00:04:30,610 I'm sorry, you must have been mistaken, Robert. 53 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:32,610 I can't find any photographs. 54 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:36,250 Now hold it, hold it. Now smile. 55 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,090 One, two. 56 00:04:38,890 --> 00:04:42,050 Oh, give it a bit of luck, baby, huh? 57 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:44,149 There we are. 58 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,230 And the tie, and the knot. Now smile, smile. 59 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:49,910 And the leg, that's lovely, that's great. That's lovely, lovely. Now hold 60 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:50,639 hold that. 61 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,040 Come on, baby. Animate. 62 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:53,580 Come on, baby. Animate. 63 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,080 Animate. Animate. 64 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:00,660 Fabulous. There you go. Come on, baby. Tilt the head a tiny little bit. Now the 65 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:03,800 arm. Just raise the arm a tiny bit. That's fine. That's fine. That's lovely. 66 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:04,920 Here we go. 67 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:07,000 Now, now. Think of your latest boyfriend, huh? 68 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:09,980 Oh, no. Not again, baby. 69 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:12,380 What are you doing to yourself, huh? 70 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:14,060 Oh, well. 71 00:05:14,220 --> 00:05:16,660 I told you money couldn't buy everything, didn't I? 72 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:22,700 Oh, come on. It's still not quite right, huh? Too, uh, semi -mundane, huh? 73 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,480 Too mundane by half, huh? 74 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:31,600 Oh, it needs something else. It needs a bit of charm, a bit of elegance, a bit 75 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:35,600 of... I don't know. Let's try from down here. 76 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,160 Here we go. 77 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,420 Oh! 78 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:40,640 And another one. There we go. 79 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:43,440 Hey! Hey, that's great! 80 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:44,680 That's fabulous! 81 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:47,100 Now, hold that. Here we go. 82 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:49,550 It's a knockout. One, two. 83 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:51,750 Fabulous. 84 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:53,450 Much obliged. 85 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:56,210 This is very confusing. 86 00:05:56,610 --> 00:05:58,190 Oh, it's an advert for one of the magazines. 87 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:00,490 The watch. The watch? Yeah, the watch. 88 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,070 Where's the watch? 89 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:03,870 Oh, it's advertised the watch. 90 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:05,330 Ah, call it a one. 91 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:08,350 Well, what can I do for you, by the way? Just keep on clicking. 92 00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:12,130 Uh -huh. I was recommended to you by a friend. You took his portrait a few 93 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:13,230 ago. Oh, not a chance. 94 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:16,930 I'm too busy. Here, hold that, darling. I'm up to my eyes on it. 95 00:06:17,230 --> 00:06:18,230 Commercial work. 96 00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:19,470 No time for portraits. 97 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:21,530 I'm certain your name was on the print. 98 00:06:24,090 --> 00:06:25,610 Just head and shoulders, that was all. 99 00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:27,450 Not a chance. I don't do it. 100 00:06:27,790 --> 00:06:28,790 Thank you very much. 101 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:31,910 Say, wait a minute. 102 00:06:32,370 --> 00:06:33,370 Togetherness client. 103 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:38,150 Sorry? This friend of yours, excuse me, was he a togetherness client? 104 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:40,430 Togetherness? I don't know what you mean. 105 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:42,330 Oh, very, very exclusive. 106 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:44,210 One of the very, very best people. 107 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:45,470 But a marriage bureau. 108 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:46,730 Just the same. 109 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,320 I think she was lying. 110 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:52,940 But why? 111 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,040 What about the brother? 112 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:56,760 Educated, sophisticated, charming. 113 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:58,900 Rather good -looking. 114 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:00,960 Where's the catch? 115 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,720 He was edgy, tense. 116 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,300 Something to hide? 117 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:05,660 If so, he kept it hidden. 118 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,280 Have a good time with the photographers? 119 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:12,220 Went like a flash. Ah, to gather it. My dear, you must be famished. 120 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:16,200 A charming little restaurant where they do the most beautiful escalopula cream. 121 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,540 Without fail. 122 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:18,780 Charmed van, touch of garlic. 123 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:20,390 And the crepe are superb. 124 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:22,210 Oh, I can see I'm in for a feast. 125 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,030 Delightful place. Just a stone's throw from the library. 126 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:26,489 Mm -hmm. 127 00:07:26,490 --> 00:07:27,490 The library. 128 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:30,350 After lunch, you just browse through the police records of those murders. I 129 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,490 myself have a multitude of facts. 130 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:33,670 And in particular? Were the victims married? 131 00:07:34,190 --> 00:07:35,630 What's marriage got to do with it? 132 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:41,230 A marvellous institution, my dear. I am seriously contemplating it. I offer 133 00:07:41,230 --> 00:07:42,390 myself on the market today. 134 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,770 Every big considered. 135 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,150 Of course, I'm very choosy. 136 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,280 What a charming atmosphere you have here. 137 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,480 Do you mind? 138 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,500 Not at all. 139 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,699 Thank you. 140 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,160 Oh, will you have a love seat? 141 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:33,700 I'd be delighted. 142 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:41,059 Mr. 143 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:42,820 Lovejoy will see you in a moment. 144 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,980 He's just congratulating one of our happy couples. Are they encouraging? 145 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:50,500 Perhaps you'd like a glass of champagne? 146 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,080 Or... 147 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,860 A piece of wedding cake? 148 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,600 No, thank you. I've just had breakfast. 149 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,080 A memory you'll treasure all your life. 150 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:03,200 And I hope you both have all the happiness in the world. 151 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:10,220 Good luck. 152 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,360 Mr. Steve? 153 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,060 Well, keep the old bells ringing, then, eh? Yes. 154 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,320 Another couple on the road to happiness. 155 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,440 Do come in. 156 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,520 Oh. 157 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:30,840 Now, since you called, we've drawn up a basic file. 158 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:36,580 What we require now are the more personal details so that we can assess 159 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:39,020 emotional and physical compatibility rating. 160 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,560 It all sounds very scientific. 161 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,120 Extremely. We take the uncertainties out of marriage, Mr. Steed. 162 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:50,320 If you are an early riser, then your wife will be laughing and gay at 7 a .m. 163 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:51,420 Ah. 164 00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:53,970 If you are the outdoor type, then she will be also. 165 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:57,310 Compatibility is the key, Mr. Steed. 166 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:01,710 But first, your background. 167 00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:03,890 Oh. 168 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:09,230 You understand we do have to be rather, how shall I put it, careful. 169 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:10,369 Oh, quite. 170 00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:12,790 Our clients come from all the best families, you know. 171 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:15,230 Now, how about military service? 172 00:10:15,590 --> 00:10:18,630 You were commissioned, of course. My friend, don't call me major. 173 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:22,060 Regiment? Guards, of course. 174 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:23,300 Of course. 175 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,560 Which guards? 176 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,420 The guards. 177 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,280 Ah, splendid. 178 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,080 A public school? 179 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:31,560 Expelled from three. 180 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:34,260 Oh. Too many extracurricular activities. 181 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,560 Left no time for study. 182 00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:41,840 Excellent. And after leaving the guards, Mr. Steed, what position did you take? 183 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:44,040 Position? Your work. 184 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,740 Work? Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 185 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:53,480 We do have the occasional client, you know, who... Tried working once, it 186 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:54,359 work out. 187 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,400 Too much like work. 188 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:01,060 I footled around at the foreign office for a while, found it all quite 189 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,720 Well, I must say, Mr. Deed, you seem eminently suitable. 190 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:07,660 Now, have you any particular preference with regard to your marital partner? 191 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:09,560 Well, broadly speaking, female. 192 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:13,900 Yes. I was thinking more in terms of special qualities you might require. 193 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,240 Oh, no, I don't think so. 194 00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:18,570 As long as she's got a good feet, on a horse, plays a fair game of bridge, 195 00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:20,750 a dry martini, whips up a passable souffle. 196 00:11:21,050 --> 00:11:23,290 You might say a good all -rounder. 197 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:24,630 Agent. 198 00:11:26,610 --> 00:11:28,010 Here's the file on Hinshaw. 199 00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:29,309 It's urgent. 200 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:31,950 You haven't met Mr. Steed, have you? 201 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:35,190 This is our counsellor of true love, Mr. Dinsford. 202 00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:36,309 How do you do? 203 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:37,310 How do you do? 204 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,170 I'd like you to look at this right away. 205 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:41,890 It's getting a bit tricky. 206 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,019 All right. 207 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:46,180 Just as soon as I finish with Mr. Deed. Yes, well, you'll let me know, won't 208 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:48,080 you? I don't like the way it's going. 209 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,540 All right, Walter. 210 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:54,640 Nice to have met you, Steve. 211 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,920 Look, Dinsford, if there's no point in my staying here, I told you I'm not 212 00:11:58,920 --> 00:11:59,819 through with it. 213 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:00,960 There's nothing more to say. 214 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,600 Hence, I'm in my office. 215 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,500 A marvellous fellow, Dinsford. 216 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:11,000 An expert in psychology and emotional response, you know. 217 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,630 He'll be computing your compatibility rating. 218 00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:18,270 Computing? I hope he presses the right button. 219 00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:23,150 Still, the course of true love doesn't always run smooth, even here. 220 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,290 Oh, that? 221 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:27,790 Oh, I shouldn't bother about that. Another matter altogether. 222 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:30,070 Now, I'll just arrange an appointment for you. 223 00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:31,430 Tomorrow, through June? 224 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:32,910 Eminently. 225 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:36,270 Frankly, Mr. Deed, I see no difficulty in placing you. 226 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,250 No difficulty at all. 227 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,240 All right, to intrude. 228 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:44,630 Don't talk. Listen. 229 00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:47,850 Go at once to 14 Spurley Court. 230 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,650 It's just round the corner from you. 231 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,570 A man called Henshaw. 232 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,770 I can't explain now. 233 00:14:56,890 --> 00:15:00,390 Don't argue. It's... I've got unexpected visitors. 234 00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:01,590 Bye. 235 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,890 I tell you, we can't afford to push Henshaw anymore. 236 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,870 He could smash the whole operation. 237 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:14,290 Something's got to be done, and fast. The trouble with you, Walter, is you 238 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:15,129 too much. 239 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,290 What are you doing? The only thing that will shut you up. 240 00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:19,450 Getting a ruling on it from the managing director. 241 00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:23,610 Oh, it's Lovejoy here. 242 00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,130 Yes, I know, but this is an emergency. 243 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:28,690 It's about the trouble we're having with Henshaw. 244 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,910 Well, Walter thinks he might crack. 245 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:34,850 What? 246 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:36,790 Oh, that's fine. 247 00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:38,890 I see. 248 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:40,430 Thank you. 249 00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:45,370 Well? 250 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:49,210 As I said, Walter, you worry too much. 251 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:52,450 Henshaw has already been taken care of. 252 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:16,790 Mr. Hemshaw? 253 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:12,349 Oh, you knew. You knew it was going to happen and you didn't stop it. Of course 254 00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:14,730 I didn't. Well, not soon enough. And when I did, I sent you around. 255 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:15,709 Too late. 256 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:19,130 Just too late. After I phoned you, I tried henceforth to warn him, but he 257 00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,130 answer. 258 00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:24,490 I didn't do much better. 259 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,210 I let the murderer walk right past me. 260 00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:29,650 Did you recognize him? Her. 261 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:31,750 Young. Very pretty. 262 00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,810 I wonder if she's looking for a husband. 263 00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:38,790 The Marriage Bureau is involved in this. It's involved right up to its bridal 264 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:39,790 bouquet. 265 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,750 Your report on those other cases. 266 00:17:43,070 --> 00:17:46,070 All the victims were bachelors. All except Jonathan Stone. 267 00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:47,510 Now, that's a bit of a poser. 268 00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:50,430 All the same, we may find out tomorrow they should have found me a suitable 269 00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:51,430 partner by then. 270 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:52,570 The Marriage Bureau. 271 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:54,910 That's very scientific. 272 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:59,090 They analyse your personality and then find your compatible companion. 273 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,550 That must have set them a problem. 274 00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:04,520 Eh? finding a match for you. I don't know. 275 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:09,860 Educated, charming, cultured. Ruthless, deviant, scheming. 276 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:11,760 Have to be quite a girl. 277 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:16,160 A mixture of Lucretia Borgia and Joan of Arc. 278 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,240 Sounds like every girl I ever knew. 279 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:22,780 By the way, my dear, isn't it high time you thought of marrying again? 280 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:27,860 You can send Mr. 281 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,060 Teed in now. 282 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,700 Come, Mr. Teed. Good morning. 283 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:39,980 Do sit down. 284 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,080 We're very satisfied with your rating. 285 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280 Mr. 286 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:53,380 Dinsford computed all the probabilities himself and feels there will be no 287 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:59,000 trouble. In fact, he considers you to be one of our more eligible clients. 288 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:03,780 Splendid. Now, you're free for the rest of the day? My time is yours. Good, 289 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:06,070 good. We've arranged a rendezvous for noon. 290 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:09,470 The client is quite impressed and is ideally suited. 291 00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:10,890 You don't waste any time. 292 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,430 I'll be quite frank with you, Mr. Steed. 293 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:16,630 Some of our clients would make even Cupid lose hope. 294 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:21,950 But with someone like yourself, well, our whole range is at your disposal. 295 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:23,530 Fascinating. 296 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,590 Do you have a catalogue? 297 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:27,690 No. 298 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,990 We think you'll find Miss Wakefield most compatible. 299 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,370 How do I recognise her? 300 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,760 You'll both be wearing red carnations. 301 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,280 That way, you'll recognize each other. 302 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600 Thank you. 303 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,160 Normally, we prefer to provide photographs, but there really hasn't 304 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,980 But don't worry, it'll be all right. 305 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:52,180 We would like, however, to have your photograph taken, just for our files. 306 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:53,740 Can I arrange a sitting? 307 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,960 There's no need, I have quite a few. 308 00:19:56,460 --> 00:20:00,920 Florey Antetona, Brigade of Guards, playing polo, in the nude. 309 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:05,420 Polo in the nude? I don't really think that... Oh, no, no. I was 18 months at 310 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,420 the time on a bear skin. 311 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:09,460 If I could send you a selection through the post, head and shoulders would be 312 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,460 all right? I should think so. 313 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,940 Well, mustn't be late for my first date, eh? 314 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,320 Will you give me the details? 315 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,540 All in this envelope, Mr. Teed. Thank you. 316 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,020 Thank you again, and good day. Good day to you, and good luck. 317 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:31,650 And what can togetherness do for you, Miss... Mrs. 318 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:33,150 Mrs. Emma Peel. 319 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:35,250 I'm looking for a husband. 320 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,030 Well, you've come to the right place. 321 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,170 Indeed you have. 322 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,170 Would you kindly step into my office? 323 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:45,630 Mr. Lovejoy. Not now, not now. I'm busy. 324 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:46,890 It's the managing director. 325 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:48,510 Urgent. Oh. 326 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:51,050 Well, there's really nothing we can do without photographs. 327 00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:54,850 A full length, full face, head and shoulders. We recommend a photographer 328 00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:57,930 dress. I really only... He'll fix you up. Just tell him it's for us. Mr. 329 00:20:57,950 --> 00:21:00,350 Lovejoy. Good day, good day. It's been nice meeting you. 330 00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:03,090 Oh, and don't forget to hurry back with those photographs. 331 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,590 Put it through to my office. 332 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:12,890 Hello? 333 00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:14,530 Yes, Lovejoy speaking. 334 00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:18,190 Yes, we have had a new client. A real prospect. 335 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,910 Our type, you might say. 336 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:22,210 Yes, the meeting has been arranged. 337 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,770 Why, Barbara, of course. 338 00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:47,729 Miss Wakefield? 339 00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:48,730 Yes. 340 00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:51,210 Carnations come in pretty handy for blind dates. 341 00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:55,530 Well, now that you've met me, what do you think? 342 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:04,030 First impression is pretty good. 343 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:05,470 Thank you. 344 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:07,890 Canadian, eh? What part? 345 00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:10,530 Well, you're fast, aren't you, Taranto? 346 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,270 Well, how about a bit of old England? 347 00:22:12,490 --> 00:22:15,750 I'd love it. Lunch by the river, feed the swans, watch the jolly punters, 348 00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:17,830 followed by a brisk trot across the meadow. Hmm? 349 00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:19,250 On horseback, of course. 350 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:20,389 In these? 351 00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:22,670 Never mind. My riding -clad will fix you up. Lovely. 352 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:30,510 There we are, Mrs. Peel. Oh, my pictures. Thank you. What pictures, Mrs. 353 00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:31,510 don't take pictures. 354 00:22:31,870 --> 00:22:34,170 I capture the very essence of your personality. 355 00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:36,130 The essential you. 356 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:37,930 Will a check be all right? 357 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,150 Mm -hmm. 358 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:43,030 If togetherness get many more clients like you, might give it a worm itself. 359 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:45,750 Mr. Beale. 360 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:47,230 Oh, excuse me. 361 00:22:48,690 --> 00:22:52,210 My brother, Jonathan Stone. Have you checked? 362 00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:53,450 No question about it. 363 00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:54,970 Not from here. 364 00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:56,830 Thank you. 365 00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:02,149 Tally -ho! 366 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:03,510 And away she goes. 367 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,450 Well, how do I look? 368 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:10,660 Stunning. I must warn you, flattery will get you anywhere at all. 369 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,580 But there's only one thing missing. 370 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,020 Fours? Yes. 371 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,980 Um, you come here often? 372 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:28,260 Well, I'm in the area. A couple of, uh, a couple of polo ponies here I'm very 373 00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:28,999 attached to. 374 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Oh. 375 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,500 Do you own them? 376 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,700 Eh? The ponies. 377 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,900 Oh, no, only half of them, I'm afraid. 378 00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,320 Don't afford to do otherwise. 379 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,860 Of course, the circumstances have been somewhat different. 380 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,139 What do you mean? 381 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:44,860 Black sheep of the family. Me. 382 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,960 My cousin, he's the... Oh, hold on a sec. 383 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:49,800 He's the favoured one. 384 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:54,560 He gets the real money. I just get the income from a modest trust. 385 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,300 How's that? 386 00:23:58,300 --> 00:23:59,300 Fine. 387 00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:00,460 Good. 388 00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:05,670 I suppose of this... If a cousin of yours were dead, you'd inherit, huh? 389 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:07,270 That's it. 390 00:24:07,690 --> 00:24:09,750 Well, you must resent him very much. 391 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:10,950 Resent him? 392 00:24:11,470 --> 00:24:12,650 I love him. 393 00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:14,330 Try this for size. 394 00:24:22,890 --> 00:24:26,590 Togetherness will solve all your problems, Mrs. Peel. I only have one, 395 00:24:26,690 --> 00:24:28,390 Lovejoy. Finding a suitable partner. 396 00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:29,870 We'll do our best. 397 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,320 Now, what are your requirements? 398 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,300 Age group? Physical aspect? 399 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:35,080 Just let me know what you want. 400 00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:37,100 Well, he would have to be mature. 401 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,800 A man of culture and intelligence. 402 00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:45,960 Mature, cultured, intelligent. 403 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,840 With stamina. 404 00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:52,860 Quite so, yes. 405 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,480 Of course, our togetherness, Counselor, will take care of the fine details. 406 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,480 Necessary, you know. 407 00:24:58,810 --> 00:25:00,710 Many of our clients are very pernickety. 408 00:25:01,190 --> 00:25:03,170 Some even stipulate a tight law. 409 00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:05,450 I'm far more interested in the man, really. 410 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:09,350 It's an admirable sentiment, Mrs. Peel, admirable. 411 00:25:10,150 --> 00:25:12,430 Now, financial status. 412 00:25:12,790 --> 00:25:16,770 You would wish your opposite half to be reasonably wealthy? 413 00:25:17,810 --> 00:25:19,950 Oh, a rhetorical question, really. 414 00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:25,650 An exclusive concern such as this, we do not accept, you understand, the lower 415 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,270 orders. Naturally. 416 00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:32,470 I can see we understand each other perfectly, Mrs. Peel. Now, if I might 417 00:25:32,470 --> 00:25:38,290 recapitulate, mature, cultured, intelligent, with stamina, 418 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,430 of independent means. 419 00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:41,810 Will that be all? 420 00:25:42,010 --> 00:25:44,550 I think that'll be entirely satisfactory, Mr. Lovejoy. 421 00:25:44,930 --> 00:25:46,890 The photographer asked me to give you these. 422 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:48,450 Ah, yes, yes. 423 00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:51,070 Oh, excellent, excellent. 424 00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:55,370 I can see we shall have no difficulty in placing you at all, Mrs. Peel. 425 00:25:57,610 --> 00:25:59,290 Guess we'll be getting in touch with you. 426 00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:12,930 Mrs. 427 00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:15,230 Peel. 428 00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:16,270 Charming woman. 429 00:26:19,690 --> 00:26:20,950 What's she doing here? 430 00:26:21,610 --> 00:26:23,110 The woman that just left. 431 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,540 Mrs. Peel, a new client. Why? 432 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,300 Why? She's the woman that saw me leaving Henshaw's apartment. 433 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,440 How did your togetherness get together go? 434 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:49,580 Your blind date, what was she like? 435 00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:52,540 Extremely charming and very attractive. 436 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:11,740 Oh, that doesn't necessarily follow. I mean, if he is genuine, she'd naturally 437 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:13,040 want to know all those sort of details. 438 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,800 Cousin? 439 00:27:22,949 --> 00:27:23,949 And she bit? 440 00:27:24,170 --> 00:27:25,170 Hookline and thinker. 441 00:27:25,350 --> 00:27:26,670 She took to me, too. 442 00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:31,850 How did you get on with old blink -eye lovejoy? 443 00:27:35,890 --> 00:27:40,250 I must say, Mrs. Peel, we should have no difficulty in placing you at all. 444 00:27:41,270 --> 00:27:42,690 Very good for the ego, isn't it? 445 00:27:43,150 --> 00:27:47,330 Makes one feel that the whole platoon's of the other half counting to get up 446 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:48,970 one. Might be true, too. 447 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,840 I want to go into the photographer's. 448 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:56,260 Friend Bill? 449 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,740 How did you get on there? 450 00:27:57,980 --> 00:27:59,260 Robert Stone was there. 451 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,680 Robert Stone? 452 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,400 What did he want? 453 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:03,500 He was talking to Bill. 454 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,519 What about? 455 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,300 I couldn't hear. I was too far away. 456 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,100 Oh, pity. Great pity. 457 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,080 Now, wedding cake decorations. 458 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,740 A great big silver horseshoe. 459 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,160 Miniature bride and groom. 460 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:21,450 I've been invited to Old Lovejoy's for a wedding cake tasting. 461 00:28:33,010 --> 00:28:36,930 I must say, Mr. Deed, Miss Wakefield seems very taken with you. 462 00:28:37,770 --> 00:28:38,749 Ah, yes. 463 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,190 A conquest, in fact. 464 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:45,030 I must say, I found her very tasty. I mean, compatible, too. You have Dinsford 465 00:28:45,030 --> 00:28:45,979 to thank for that. 466 00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:47,600 His selection system never fails. 467 00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:50,620 Bland, but not unpleasant. 468 00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:53,020 Yes, a complete conquest. 469 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,040 Fine. Can we make all the necessary arrangements? 470 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:59,080 I'm afraid it isn't going to be quite as easy as that, Mr. Steed. 471 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,680 What do you think? 472 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,720 It's a question of finance, Mr. Steed. 473 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,800 Finance? Too many currents. 474 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,320 Eh? 475 00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:10,440 One or two too many. I thought you'd agree. 476 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:16,370 You see, from what I've heard of your financial status, Mr. Steed... We, that 477 00:29:16,370 --> 00:29:19,970 is, Dinsford and I, are not sure that you will be able to afford to keep Miss 478 00:29:19,970 --> 00:29:23,110 Wakefield. In the manner to which she has been accustomed. 479 00:29:23,550 --> 00:29:24,550 No. 480 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:25,750 No. 481 00:29:27,590 --> 00:29:29,970 Naturally, we wish only to make you happy. 482 00:29:30,390 --> 00:29:33,350 But, of course, we do have an obligation to Miss Wakefield, too. 483 00:29:33,850 --> 00:29:35,270 Naturally. Naturally. 484 00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:37,930 Far too vulgar, Dinsford. 485 00:29:38,330 --> 00:29:41,530 Flare, but with subtlety. Those should be our requirements. 486 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:43,050 Yes, Adrian. 487 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,520 It really is a pity about your cousin. 488 00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:46,980 A great pity. 489 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,480 Inherited the bulk of the family fortune. 490 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,880 Came to quite a few million. 491 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,740 Superb. One can really savor the brandy coming through. 492 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,400 Mr. Steed. 493 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,160 Delicious. 494 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:06,660 Perhaps you prefer your liquor more liquid, eh, Steed? 495 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,840 This cousin of yours, Mr. Steed, is in excellent health. 496 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:17,420 There's no chance that he might... Oh, no chance at all. No, he's a jolly 497 00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:19,040 sporting type. Plays a lot of games. 498 00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:20,780 Games. 499 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:22,780 Dangerous games? 500 00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:24,780 An accident, perhaps? 501 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,680 Oh, too careful. 502 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,100 Keep fit and careful, dear me. 503 00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:37,780 Oh, Dinslet, not half positive enough. There's no marriage between the two. 504 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,340 No, really. Oh, nonsense. Your opinion will be appreciated. 505 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:50,480 If he were to die tomorrow, would you shed a tear? 506 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:57,880 This cousin of yours, Mr. Steed, stands between you and a fortune. A fortune 507 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,040 which you regard as rightfully yours. 508 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,180 If he were dead. 509 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,480 Don't think I haven't thought of that. 510 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,760 Convenient accident. 511 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,240 Piece of cake. A cake of soap on the top of the stairs. 512 00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:16,160 I must say, I've toyed with the idea many times. 513 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:17,780 Only toyed. 514 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,560 Always stopped short. 515 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,520 Better than being stopped short at the end of a rope. 516 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,620 I've always preferred soft collars. 517 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:31,480 Besides, the idea of getting up at eight o 'clock in the morning. Ah, but that 518 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,200 presupposes that you would be found out. 519 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,400 Well, of course I would with my motive. 520 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,160 That's the whole point. 521 00:31:38,660 --> 00:31:42,880 There are hundreds of people like you wanting to get rid of someone, but not 522 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,420 daring to because they would be the first to be suspected. 523 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:52,200 But suppose you eliminated someone else's victim. And they, in return, as a 524 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,900 favor, eliminated yours. 525 00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:56,740 You could have a watertight alibi. 526 00:31:57,460 --> 00:31:58,460 Swap murders. 527 00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:00,160 Very ingenious. 528 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,560 But it wouldn't work. 529 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,840 You think not? 530 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,650 It would require planning, a vast organisation. 531 00:32:07,630 --> 00:32:12,110 Suppose... Just suppose such an organisation already existed. 532 00:32:12,650 --> 00:32:14,950 Would you avail yourself of its services? 533 00:32:15,430 --> 00:32:16,750 Of course I would, like a shot. 534 00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:19,490 But how could it? 535 00:32:19,890 --> 00:32:23,510 Completely anonymous, free from detection. It would require very careful 536 00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:29,210 planning. Have a cover where people or strangers could come and go and meet at 537 00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:30,149 will. 538 00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:32,130 A marriage bureau, in fact. 539 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,880 Steve? Oh! 540 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,840 Whoops. Glad you could make it. You still haven't told me. Why the sudden 541 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:49,980 celebration of the champagne? 542 00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:52,840 That's a sort of farewell gesture. 543 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:54,340 Leaving? 544 00:32:54,660 --> 00:32:56,060 No, more of an assignment. 545 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,580 Assignment or assignation? 546 00:32:58,380 --> 00:32:59,380 Like it? 547 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:01,560 Get from my new employers. 548 00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:03,990 The service is about to be rendered. 549 00:33:04,310 --> 00:33:06,210 Lovejoy and Dinsford? The very same. 550 00:33:06,530 --> 00:33:09,470 They even provided me with the means. Good. Then we've got them. 551 00:33:09,790 --> 00:33:11,810 Now, I've got to find out who's behind togetherness. 552 00:33:12,370 --> 00:33:14,590 And I can't do that until I've done the assignment. 553 00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:16,250 What are you supposed to do? 554 00:33:16,510 --> 00:33:17,510 I've got to murder somebody. 555 00:33:18,590 --> 00:33:21,070 Someone in particular, or can you choose at random? 556 00:33:21,510 --> 00:33:23,410 No, the choice has already been made. 557 00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:26,770 They even provide a photograph of the victim. 558 00:33:27,850 --> 00:33:29,290 I must say, it's rather flattering. 559 00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:33,100 Steed? 560 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,380 Who are you supposed to kill? 561 00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:40,100 You, my dear. 562 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,540 Very fortunate finding this deed, fellow. 563 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,380 Seems to be very efficient. 564 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,320 Seems? Now what, Walter? 565 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,720 Well, I don't believe in anticipating the results. 566 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,520 Not before we know the results of the results. 567 00:34:01,530 --> 00:34:02,530 If you get what I mean. 568 00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:03,830 I suppose I could work it out. 569 00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:06,590 I do think that we have a winner indeed. 570 00:34:07,870 --> 00:34:09,130 We might use him again. 571 00:34:10,270 --> 00:34:11,489 Don't forget Henshaw. 572 00:34:11,690 --> 00:34:13,150 We pushed him too far. 573 00:34:13,389 --> 00:34:15,429 Which is why I suggest you leave Deed to me. 574 00:34:15,770 --> 00:34:16,969 A different type altogether. 575 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:22,690 Ah, Mr. Thieb. My dear fellow, we were just talking about you. 576 00:34:25,489 --> 00:34:26,630 You want something? 577 00:34:28,030 --> 00:34:29,570 I thought I'd better give you back this. 578 00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:37,620 You mean already? 579 00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:39,920 I don't believe I'm wasting any time. 580 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:41,260 No problems? 581 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,480 None at all. 582 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:46,860 Commendable expediency, my dear Mr. Deed. As I told you, Walter, I'm highly 583 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:50,000 efficient. You're admirable. Actually, you're first class. 584 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,580 Well, thank you, gentlemen. 585 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,199 But I'd prefer your compliments in a more tangible form. 586 00:34:58,060 --> 00:34:59,240 You're part of the bargain. 587 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,800 Of course, of course. 588 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:03,660 I thought I'd pop the question to Barbara. 589 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,020 Little honeymooning on the Riviera. My dear cousin. 590 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,460 Becomes your dear departed cousin. 591 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,020 Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. 592 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:18,000 And speaking of exactitudes, you do understand it is imperative that I see 593 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,980 myself that you have completed your task. 594 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,560 A mere formality. 595 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Shall we? 596 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,440 She looks peaceful. 597 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,280 Yes. 598 00:35:58,580 --> 00:36:02,040 Let's hope that her past sins, there were many from what I gather, will be 599 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,020 overlooked and that she will... We must hope so. 600 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,840 Sincerely. Most sincerely. 601 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,300 I take it there was no... She didn't feel a thing. 602 00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:17,820 My trust in you has not been misplaced, Mr. Dean. I hope not. 603 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,200 On the contrary. 604 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,960 In fact, I won't hesitate to put it to the test again. 605 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,880 Again? 606 00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:26,180 I'll be quite frank with you, Mr. Deed. 607 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,220 A man of your caliber is worth ten of those we usually work with. 608 00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:34,680 We could use you again many times, and it would be profitable work. 609 00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:38,200 But I think I know my man. 610 00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,980 I sense a certain restlessness. 611 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,580 Life needs a dash of flavor for you. 612 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:47,880 A little danger, eh? 613 00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:49,140 I must say I'm tempted. 614 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,380 Capital. 615 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,140 Then perhaps... But I should like to see your managing director. 616 00:36:55,740 --> 00:36:57,860 You do have a managing director, don't you? 617 00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:02,920 Naturally. Time I started working from the top, then. 618 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,600 We'll see, Mr. Deed. We'll see. 619 00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:08,740 Can I offer you a lift anywhere? 620 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,600 No, thank you. I think I'll stay a while. 621 00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:13,380 Pay my last respects, eh? 622 00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:27,450 You've got a spider on your nose. 623 00:37:29,110 --> 00:37:32,210 Have you no respect? 624 00:37:32,610 --> 00:37:35,670 You were certainly resting very peacefully. I thought you were asleep. 625 00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:38,870 Now, are you comfortable? 626 00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:40,870 Not very. 627 00:37:41,310 --> 00:37:43,390 How much longer am I supposed to lie in state? 628 00:37:43,810 --> 00:37:46,470 I should take it easy until this evening. I'll come and get you out then. 629 00:37:46,710 --> 00:37:47,710 All day? 630 00:37:47,970 --> 00:37:49,610 It'll be a nice rest for you. 631 00:37:50,170 --> 00:37:52,330 Besides, it'll give me time to find out who Mr. Rex is. 632 00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:54,530 Robert Stone? 633 00:37:55,850 --> 00:37:59,030 Perhaps. But we mustn't let them see you until we're absolutely certain. 634 00:37:59,770 --> 00:38:01,270 Now, anything I can get you? 635 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:02,930 Magazines? Newspapers? 636 00:38:03,130 --> 00:38:04,130 A harp? 637 00:38:04,690 --> 00:38:05,910 A lift home. 638 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:12,550 In loving memory of a faithful friend. 639 00:38:13,730 --> 00:38:14,730 Hold on. 640 00:38:15,670 --> 00:38:20,690 I call that very thoughtful. 641 00:38:21,290 --> 00:38:24,490 Don't get tipsy. We can't have you hiccuping in the coffin. 642 00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:31,650 Cheers. 643 00:38:35,590 --> 00:38:36,590 Well, 644 00:38:36,870 --> 00:38:38,870 we can eliminate Mrs. Peel from our files. 645 00:38:39,290 --> 00:38:40,550 Are you sure? 646 00:38:40,930 --> 00:38:41,930 Of course I'm sure. 647 00:38:42,130 --> 00:38:43,390 Just seen for myself. 648 00:38:43,830 --> 00:38:44,990 A touching sight. 649 00:38:45,230 --> 00:38:46,230 Most affecting. 650 00:38:46,510 --> 00:38:49,310 Ah. Well, I was right about the deed. 651 00:38:49,770 --> 00:38:50,770 Excellent chap. 652 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,120 I hope so. 653 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,660 What is the matter, Walter? 654 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,420 It was this photo, Adrian. 655 00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,820 It was lying on your desk and Bill here came across it. Well, what of it? It's 656 00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:01,920 the same man. What man? 657 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,260 Steve. John Steve. Well, of course it is. 658 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,260 Well, he was round my studio the other day. Asked me to take a picture of him. 659 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:09,480 Said he'd been recommended by one of your clients. 660 00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:16,260 Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven. 661 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:18,300 Henshaw. 662 00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:20,880 This is... Peel. 663 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,220 Spy duty. 664 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,720 Major Blink -Eye Dinsford. 665 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,940 Colonel Houdari. Lovejoy. 666 00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:33,880 And back at headquarters in full command, the General. 667 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,160 General who? 668 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:51,240 Good afternoon, Steve. 669 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:53,200 Good afternoon. Please come in. 670 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,600 I won't, if you don't mind. 671 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,260 As a matter of fact, I'm in rather a hurry. Oh? 672 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,920 Yes, a slight change of plan. 673 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,960 It concerns Mrs. Peel. 674 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,660 Mrs. Peel? I don't know what you're talking about. She's dead. I killed her, 675 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:08,720 remember? In that case, perhaps you won't mind helping us to bury her. 676 00:42:40,110 --> 00:42:41,110 you 677 00:43:12,759 --> 00:43:14,180 That's over and done with, eh, Steed? 678 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:17,160 All doubts dispelled. 679 00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:19,880 Doubts? Well, you knew she was dead, surely. 680 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,380 I don't understand. 681 00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:23,500 A sudden change of plan. 682 00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:25,820 We had to make sure, you know. 683 00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:27,900 Now you are sure? 684 00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:29,620 Oh, completely. 685 00:43:30,260 --> 00:43:31,260 Eh, Walter? 686 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,440 Yes. 687 00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:35,360 So when do I meet your managing director? 688 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,160 Right now, Mr. Steed. 689 00:44:09,390 --> 00:44:10,390 I saw you buried. 690 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,510 Correction, Mr. Stern. 691 00:44:12,990 --> 00:44:15,610 You saw my coffin buried, not me. 692 00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:17,810 Sorry to disappoint you. 693 00:44:18,350 --> 00:44:19,350 Disappoint? 694 00:44:19,830 --> 00:44:22,270 A nice organization you have here. 695 00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:23,630 I have? 696 00:44:24,590 --> 00:44:26,970 Oh, now, wait a minute. You've got your wires crossed. 697 00:44:27,430 --> 00:44:29,070 I saw you with the photographers. 698 00:44:29,510 --> 00:44:31,650 So you... Did you imagine it? 699 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:36,110 Look, I went to that photographer for one reason only. The same reason that I 700 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:37,990 broke in here tonight to find out who killed my brother. 701 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:42,980 Look, you've got to believe me. I've snooped and I've pried and I've 702 00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:45,700 that Jonathan was supposed to meet someone from here the day he was 703 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,120 I thought that if I could break in here, they might keep records of meetings 704 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,120 between clients. 705 00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:57,100 You try the desk. 706 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,200 I still don't understand. 707 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:05,640 The coffin. 708 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,920 Deed thinks ahead. I'll give him that. 709 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,920 Lead floor to the coffin to give it weight. Hinge side for an emergency 710 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:13,678 I needed it. 711 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,740 And I needed it. 712 00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:16,540 Ah, here. 713 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,120 Jonathan Stone. 714 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,020 Barbara Wakefield. 715 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:25,720 That's right. 716 00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:30,620 Back up. 717 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,780 This means we'll have to have your funeral all over again. 718 00:45:36,740 --> 00:45:39,460 Still, I'm sure a double funeral would be much cheaper. 719 00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:41,180 Barbara! In here. 720 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,180 Jessica. What the devil? I found them snooping around. 721 00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:48,120 Steve, we were right about Steve. 722 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,740 Fools, both of you. He went back to his flat. 723 00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:52,600 We can catch him there if we hurry. Later. 724 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:54,620 We'll attend to Steve later. 725 00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:58,140 The first thing is to take care of these two. 726 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,900 Dinsford, back the car up to the front entrance. 727 00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:04,460 They'll have to be found pretty far from here. 728 00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:34,710 Why, Jessica, why? 729 00:46:35,150 --> 00:46:36,150 Kill Jonathan. 730 00:46:36,790 --> 00:46:38,170 Kill my own husband. 731 00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:40,130 He wasn't content. 732 00:46:42,470 --> 00:46:44,290 We had a good organization here. 733 00:46:45,050 --> 00:46:46,850 Infallible. But he wasn't content. 734 00:46:47,550 --> 00:46:50,790 No, he had to get involved, one girl after another. 735 00:46:51,170 --> 00:46:56,190 And so I used the organization, our organization, against him. 736 00:46:56,430 --> 00:46:57,770 The only married man. 737 00:46:58,410 --> 00:46:59,710 Oh, you've noticed that? 738 00:47:00,370 --> 00:47:01,370 Very clever. 739 00:47:01,870 --> 00:47:02,870 Very astute. 740 00:47:03,430 --> 00:47:04,910 But it won't do you much good now. 741 00:47:05,870 --> 00:47:06,990 Dinsford should be ready by now. 742 00:47:20,150 --> 00:47:21,410 Don't just sit there, Dinsford. 743 00:47:22,290 --> 00:47:23,570 Dinsford! Walter! 744 00:47:35,470 --> 00:47:36,470 D 'oh! 745 00:48:34,730 --> 00:48:35,730 Thank you. 746 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,440 I do like a happy ending. 747 00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:07,640 Congratulations. Oh, best man. 748 00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:32,580 Don't you think so? I agree with every word you've said. I'm glad to hear it.