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Naughty America.

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Nobody. Nobody.

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Nobody. Does it better.

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I

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just

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don't know what I'm going to do about
him.

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I mean, we were together so long and I
really thought we were going to get

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married.

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You guys were together for like six
months.

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I know, an entire eternity, right?

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Like, that creep took so much of my
youth away.

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Oh, Jules, you are still young and
beautiful and have so much to offer to

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world. I mean, I know this is hard to
believe, but one day, you're not even

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going to remember Dan.

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Never. I don't think I'm ever going to
get over him.

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Girl, we live in Los Angeles. There are
plenty of fish in the sea.

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I mean, just look around.

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There's no guy here. What are you
talking about?

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Okay, so you're right. It may be later
than I thought, and people may have gone

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home.

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Hey, ladies, can I get you to pay your
tab? I have a close -up shot right now.

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Yeah, of course.

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Thanks so much.

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You know, this bar isn't completely
devoid of men.

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You mean the bartender?

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I mean, come on, think about it.

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We used to do it all the time. It was so
much fun.

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Remember before Dan, when we used to
take guys home from the bar?

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Yeah, I guess you're right.

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He is kind of cute.

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He's cute. The bar is almost closed.

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I really don't think we even have to
take him anywhere.

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Here you go, ladies.

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And thank you for coming to stay out
with me. Hey,

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don't go yet.

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We didn't even catch your name.

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Oh, I'm Nathan.

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Nathan.

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That's such a sexy name.

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Thank you.

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I know you're used to cash tips, but I
was wondering if we could pay for that

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some other way.

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What do you mean?

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We're just two broke college students,
but...

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We're rich in special talents.

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Oh, really?

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Oh, yes.

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And my friend Jewel Tears had a really,
really rough day.

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Maybe you could be the gentleman that
would make her feel better.

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Anything for a free lady?

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I mean, lady?

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Thank you.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Oh, damn.

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um um

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Oh my

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God.

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um um

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Oh, yes.

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Just right there, right there.

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Oh, yes.

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I don't know who's signing.

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Fuck yes.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, yeah.

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Right.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh my god.

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I'm gonna be fucking a bartender.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Kill me, fucking
pussy.

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I think

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it's

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your turn.

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Yeah, I think so.

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Keep them nice and warmed up for you.

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Oh my gosh.

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Oh my God, it was amazing.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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you're supposed to be so wet

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Yes. Bye.

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Oh my God. Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my

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God.

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Oh, my God. Oh,

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my God.

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Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

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Oh my god, yes, this is so fucking good.

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Oh my god.

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How are you?

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Yes, yes.

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Oh my God.

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Can you give me a hug?

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Can you give me a

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hug?

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That was like cocktails.

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Just right there.

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That's fucking good.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Thank you.

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Keep touching the balls, baby.

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Keep touching.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, my God. Right there.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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Oh, shit.

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Come, please.

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Fuck. Fuck.

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Well,

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I hope that closed out our tab.

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Yeah, I think I'll just be fine.

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Naughty America.

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Nobody. Nobody.

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Nobody. Does it better.

