1 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,972 - Oh, my gosh, Link. 2 00:00:12,014 --> 00:00:13,682 You got me jelly jams from Metroburg. 3 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:14,892 How did you know I wanted these? 4 00:00:14,933 --> 00:00:18,228 - I kinda caught on after your 20 texts. 5 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:22,399 - [cell phone beeping] - Twenty-one! 6 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:27,529 - Ha, you're on a slow network. Expect about 35 more of those. 7 00:00:27,571 --> 00:00:30,782 Now stand back-- these can get messy. 8 00:00:30,824 --> 00:00:33,326 [filling splooshing] - Mm! 9 00:00:33,368 --> 00:00:36,747 - Oh. - So good. 10 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:38,456 - Link brought you jelly jams? 11 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:40,458 He's so cool. 12 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,460 - Ah, I don't see it. 13 00:00:42,502 --> 00:00:44,421 - I also got you guys some. 14 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,088 - Link's the best! 15 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,427 - You are so thoughtful and generous. 16 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:53,471 - And boring and dull and toothy. 17 00:00:53,513 --> 00:00:55,306 - Oh, that's right. Max lives here, too. 18 00:00:55,348 --> 00:00:56,934 - Hey, don't worry. 19 00:00:56,975 --> 00:00:58,977 I'll just politely ask him to leave. 20 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:01,229 You're the worst. Get out. 21 00:01:01,271 --> 00:01:02,731 - Gladly. I'm taking these with me. 22 00:01:02,773 --> 00:01:05,191 - [powers zapping] 23 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,569 - I did not super-stretch the top half of my body 24 00:01:07,611 --> 00:01:11,281 to Metroburg just so he could come in and steal my jams! 25 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:14,576 I got run over three times! 26 00:01:14,618 --> 00:01:16,119 - Okay, just ignore him 27 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,413 and we'll paint his face while he takes his afternoon nap. 28 00:01:18,455 --> 00:01:20,290 - Not this time, Phoebe. 29 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:22,584 [arms squeaking] - Hey! 30 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:24,962 Let go of these jams! 31 00:01:25,003 --> 00:01:27,005 - What is your problem? 32 00:01:27,047 --> 00:01:29,424 - My problem is the son of Evil Man should be evil, 33 00:01:29,466 --> 00:01:32,343 not buying delicious baked goods for goofy girls. 34 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:34,512 By the way, you're the goofy girl. 35 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:37,891 Unhand the jams, nerd! - LINK: Never! 36 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:40,268 - I mean it--let go! 37 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:42,186 - [heavy thud] - Ha. Ha. 38 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:51,029 I do not get what you see in this guy. 39 00:01:52,864 --> 00:01:55,158 - ♪ 40 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:56,409 ♪ What you see ♪ 41 00:01:56,451 --> 00:01:57,995 ♪ Is not what you get ♪ 42 00:01:58,036 --> 00:02:01,123 ♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪ 43 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:02,958 ♪ We fit right in ♪ 44 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,542 ♪ Bet you never guessed ♪ 45 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:05,919 ♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪ 46 00:02:05,961 --> 00:02:07,545 ♪ Just like all the rest ♪ 47 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:09,339 ♪ A picture perfect family ♪ 48 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,508 ♪ Is what we try to be ♪ 49 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:12,717 ♪ Look closer, you might see ♪ 50 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:14,511 ♪ The crazy things we do ♪ 51 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,138 ♪ This isn't make believe ♪ 52 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,848 ♪ It's our reality ♪ 53 00:02:17,889 --> 00:02:19,349 ♪ Just your average family ♪ 54 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:22,477 ♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪ 55 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:25,939 ♪ Livin' a double life ♪ 56 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,068 - Here's your towel, honey. 57 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:31,820 I can't wash these things fast enough 58 00:02:31,862 --> 00:02:33,655 since you've been going to yoga so often. 59 00:02:33,697 --> 00:02:37,826 - It's "broga," Barb. Yoga for bros. 60 00:02:37,868 --> 00:02:41,163 I'm sorry, you bend this body, it is gonna sweat. 61 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,456 - [laughing] 62 00:02:43,498 --> 00:02:46,918 - [grunting] 63 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,047 - Well, you have a good workout, my little bendy bear. 64 00:02:50,088 --> 00:02:53,257 - You know me-- "Namaste" fit for you. 65 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:55,844 - [laughing] 66 00:02:55,886 --> 00:02:58,055 Phoebe, what's wrong? 67 00:02:58,096 --> 00:03:03,601 - It's Link. I miss him so much. 68 00:03:03,643 --> 00:03:05,562 - Sweetie, I'm so sorry. 69 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:08,439 You know, I had a feeling it wouldn't last. 70 00:03:08,481 --> 00:03:10,692 - What? No. We're still together. 71 00:03:10,734 --> 00:03:12,485 - [gulping water] 72 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:16,198 - Every time Link comes over, buttface Max runs him off. 73 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,616 - Now, Phoebe, your brother's not a buttface. 74 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:25,373 - [chomping apple] 75 00:03:25,415 --> 00:03:27,000 What? 76 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:29,002 Take a picture. It lasts longer. 77 00:03:29,044 --> 00:03:30,545 - Already did. 78 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:38,428 As great as it was painting butt cheeks on his face cheeks, 79 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:40,513 I'd rather have Link here. 80 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:42,599 I just wish he and Max didn't hate each other so much. 81 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,643 - Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. 82 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:47,896 - So, you're saying if I set up a play date for Max and Link, 83 00:03:47,938 --> 00:03:50,440 they might like each other and my problem would be solved? 84 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,025 - Huh? 85 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:53,735 Uh, uh, sure, I said that. 86 00:03:53,777 --> 00:03:56,196 - Mom, you are awesome! Thank you so much. 87 00:03:56,238 --> 00:04:00,033 - Uh, Mom of the Year! 88 00:04:01,785 --> 00:04:05,080 - ...99, 100! Ready or not, here I come. 89 00:04:05,122 --> 00:04:07,999 [zooming] 90 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:11,920 - ♪ 91 00:04:11,962 --> 00:04:13,255 - Found you. 92 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,173 - Took ya long enough. 93 00:04:20,053 --> 00:04:22,180 - Didn't dad just leave for yoga? 94 00:04:22,222 --> 00:04:24,099 Why is he sneaking back in? 95 00:04:24,141 --> 00:04:26,601 - What dad does is none of our business. 96 00:04:26,643 --> 00:04:29,604 - BOTH: [giggling] 97 00:04:29,646 --> 00:04:32,356 - Come on, let's go follow him. 98 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:35,735 - HANK: [laughing] 99 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,489 - What's he doing in the closet? 100 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,074 - Maybe he thinks it's the bathroom. 101 00:04:41,116 --> 00:04:43,451 It happens to the best of us. 102 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:44,911 Ready? 103 00:04:44,953 --> 00:04:47,622 - Gotcha! 104 00:04:47,664 --> 00:04:50,500 That's weird. 105 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,210 Where'd he go? 106 00:04:52,252 --> 00:04:53,544 - I don't know. 107 00:04:53,586 --> 00:04:55,672 - He's gotta be here somewhere. 108 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:00,969 - Hey, you. - Hey. 109 00:05:01,011 --> 00:05:02,762 Ready to go see that movie? 110 00:05:02,804 --> 00:05:04,764 I wouldn't mind getting outta here before Max shows up. 111 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:06,683 - Whaddup, losers? 112 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,059 - Too late. 113 00:05:08,101 --> 00:05:10,187 - So, where's this giant Bigfoot you texted me about? 114 00:05:10,228 --> 00:05:12,563 'Cause all I see is "The Missing Link." 115 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:15,650 - Okay, full disclosure-- we're not going to the movies 116 00:05:15,692 --> 00:05:19,487 and Bigfoot doesn't exist, you big dummy. 117 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:21,323 I was hoping the guy I like 118 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:23,158 and the brother I am forced to put up with 119 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,536 could play a game of basketball and maybe try to get along. 120 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,080 - I guess, if it means this much to you, 121 00:05:29,122 --> 00:05:31,082 I'm willing to try. 122 00:05:31,124 --> 00:05:33,084 - Phoebe... 123 00:05:33,126 --> 00:05:35,795 I am not willing to try. 124 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:39,341 But I am willing to kick this loser's butt at basketball. 125 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,551 - Ha. Not gonna happen, dude. 126 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,261 - Oh, yeah? 127 00:05:43,303 --> 00:05:45,972 - [arm squeaking] 128 00:05:46,014 --> 00:05:49,017 - Whoa, you play dirty. 129 00:05:49,059 --> 00:05:51,853 I like it. 130 00:05:51,895 --> 00:05:54,189 - And that is how you start a beautiful friendship. 131 00:05:54,231 --> 00:05:56,316 - [filling splooshing] 132 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:00,904 - I don't get it. 133 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:03,781 It's not like a grown man can disappear. 134 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:07,577 - Not unless he's Invisiman, Dr. Vanish, Ghost Cowboy, 135 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,620 Vapor Dude-- - I meant dad. 136 00:06:10,872 --> 00:06:15,085 - Well, he's not here, but I do smell him. 137 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:17,712 Wait, I think it's just these stinky shoes. 138 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:20,798 Whoa. 139 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,592 We're pushing that, right? 140 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:25,220 - It's too red not to push. 141 00:06:25,262 --> 00:06:29,015 - [gasping] 142 00:06:29,057 --> 00:06:31,017 A secret room. 143 00:06:31,059 --> 00:06:33,686 I cannot wait to see what treasures lie inside. 144 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:39,359 Ew. 145 00:06:39,401 --> 00:06:44,572 - Go! Go! Goal! [laughing] 146 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:48,034 - I'd laugh if it was someone else's dad. 147 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:49,702 - Oh, hey, kids. 148 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:51,662 Ahhhhh! 149 00:06:51,704 --> 00:06:53,290 Kids, uh... 150 00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:56,834 Look at this room... 151 00:06:56,876 --> 00:07:01,298 we all just found at the same time. 152 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:03,174 - Save it, Dad. 153 00:07:03,216 --> 00:07:05,093 What is this place? 154 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:06,468 - [sighing] All right. 155 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,845 I'm gonna level with you. 156 00:07:07,887 --> 00:07:13,517 This is my top secret superhero surveillance room. 157 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,478 Right now, I'm making sure 158 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:20,233 everyone's safe at this soccer game. 159 00:07:20,275 --> 00:07:22,235 - Dad, you're the best. 160 00:07:22,277 --> 00:07:27,407 I wanna be just like you. 161 00:07:27,449 --> 00:07:29,533 - Billy, look around. 162 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,119 How is a buffalo wing vending machine 163 00:07:31,161 --> 00:07:32,578 keeping people safe? 164 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,414 And look at his face. 165 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:38,542 He's lying. 166 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,503 - Huh. Well, he's still onto something 167 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:44,674 with this no pants thing. 168 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:49,304 - All right, fine, it's my Thunderman Cave. 169 00:07:49,346 --> 00:07:51,931 When I tell your mom I'm going to yoga, 170 00:07:51,973 --> 00:07:55,935 I sneak up here for a little peace and quiet and-- 171 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:58,771 Come on, ref! 172 00:07:58,813 --> 00:08:02,359 This sanctuary has to be our secret. 173 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,236 We can't tell mom. 174 00:08:05,278 --> 00:08:06,863 - Of course. 175 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:11,075 We would never tell mom about our Thunderman Cave. 176 00:08:11,117 --> 00:08:13,328 - Our Thunderman Cave? 177 00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:17,957 - Best secret room ever! 178 00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:19,501 - Fore! 179 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:27,175 - Whaddup, Stretch? - Nothin' much, Cheat Breath. 180 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:29,386 - This is nice--now that you and Max are cool with each other, 181 00:08:29,427 --> 00:08:31,095 we've been able to hang out here. 182 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:32,638 - Yeah, he's not so bad. 183 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,432 [laughing] Except at basketball. 184 00:08:34,474 --> 00:08:36,434 I've been beating him all week. 185 00:08:36,476 --> 00:08:38,228 - Wow, he really does like you. 186 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:40,397 Usually, when someone beats him, he frames them for a felony. 187 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:42,399 - [laughing] 188 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,567 Oh, you're serious? 189 00:08:46,361 --> 00:08:49,572 - We brought dinner. 190 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,657 - Hey, Dad, can you take us to yoga? 191 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,451 - Didn't you go to yoga this morning? 192 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:55,578 - Yep, we also went after lunch. 193 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:58,039 I'm getting awesome at darts. 194 00:08:58,081 --> 00:08:59,290 Pinball! Golf! 195 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:02,752 Yoga stuff! 196 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:05,547 - I think we've had enough yoga for one week. 197 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,215 Sometimes too much of a good thing 198 00:09:07,257 --> 00:09:09,592 can be annoying. 199 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,677 - Maybe Mom can take us. 200 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:15,723 I bet she'd love to see the...yoga studio. 201 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:17,641 - On second thought, I'll take you. 202 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,395 Can't ever be too flexible. 203 00:09:20,437 --> 00:09:24,232 - [bones cracking] - Ow! 204 00:09:24,274 --> 00:09:26,692 - Hey, Link, are you still on for playing video games? 205 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,319 - If you're still on for losing. 206 00:09:28,361 --> 00:09:31,364 - BOTH: [laughing] 207 00:09:31,406 --> 00:09:32,907 - Look at you two bros. 208 00:09:32,949 --> 00:09:34,617 Talkin' smack, keepin' it real, 209 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:38,580 gettin' all chum-chuminay. 210 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,749 Okay, I may have made that last one up. 211 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:44,085 - I can't believe they actually became friends. 212 00:09:44,127 --> 00:09:46,879 - I know, but Link is so nice, he can be friends with anybody. 213 00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:49,173 - Yeah, well, let's hope some of his niceness 214 00:09:49,215 --> 00:09:52,302 rubs off on Max and not the other way around, am I right? 215 00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:53,886 - [laughing] What do you mean? 216 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:56,264 - I...I was just making a joke 217 00:09:56,306 --> 00:09:59,225 about Max's evil ways rubbing off on Link. 218 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:02,270 - Link could never be evil. - No, of course not. 219 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:03,896 Although his father was nice 220 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:06,899 before he got all buddy-buddy with Dark Man. 221 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:09,486 But Link's fine. He's a good kid. 222 00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:11,946 - Yeah, a good kid. 223 00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:17,577 - [arm squeaking] 224 00:10:17,619 --> 00:10:20,955 - Whoa, you play dirty. 225 00:10:20,997 --> 00:10:23,333 I like it. 226 00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:27,378 What say I turn you evil. 227 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:29,589 - Well, I am a good kid. 228 00:10:29,631 --> 00:10:31,508 But now that we're buddy-buddy, 229 00:10:31,549 --> 00:10:33,426 what are we waiting for? 230 00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:37,847 - BOTH: [evil laughter] 231 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,893 - The good thing is you can trust Link 232 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:44,895 and that's the foundation of every relationship. 233 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:48,107 I mean, look at me and your father, you know? 234 00:10:48,149 --> 00:10:50,067 We're all about trust. 235 00:10:50,109 --> 00:10:52,736 There's nothing that he hides from me. 236 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:55,323 Uh, we have no secrets, you know, 237 00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:57,741 and if you're gonna have any kind of future with Link, 238 00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:02,664 you have to trust that you have no secrets. 239 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,667 - You're right, Mom. I trust Link. 240 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,878 - Good. - Max, not so much. 241 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:15,176 - I took a big chance making you my evil lieutenant, Link. 242 00:11:15,218 --> 00:11:17,011 You're not gonna let me down, are you? 243 00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:19,972 - I'd never betray the dark side. 244 00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:22,975 - Whoa, Link, in that cloak, 245 00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:25,102 you look exactly like your father. 246 00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:26,770 He's toothy, too. 247 00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:30,441 - Max, sooner or later, 248 00:11:30,483 --> 00:11:32,443 I've gotta tell Phoebe what we've been up to. 249 00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:33,777 - Dude, no. 250 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,613 If you tell Phoebe you joined my evil brotherhood, 251 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:38,199 she's only gonna make trouble for us. 252 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:41,160 - Now come on--let's go take down our enemies. 253 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,583 - You're not goin' anywhere. 254 00:11:46,624 --> 00:11:49,210 Whoa-a-a-a! 255 00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:51,087 - [heavy thud] 256 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,050 - First time on a slide? 257 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:57,427 - No. 258 00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:58,760 Yes. 259 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,722 - COLOSSO: [laughing] 260 00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:06,519 - Colosso, I forgot my map. Have you seen it? 261 00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:07,562 Colosso? 262 00:12:10,732 --> 00:12:12,525 Who froze you? 263 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:13,859 - I did! 264 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,654 - Ahh! - [heavy thud] 265 00:12:16,696 --> 00:12:19,282 - That's for turning Link evil. 266 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:23,827 - There's something seriously wrong with you. 267 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,871 - Flower Park? What terrible things do you have Link doing 268 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,831 in this park after dark? 269 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,418 - Zip it, rhymy. 270 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,128 You don't know what you're talking about. 271 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,088 - Oh, really? I heard all about your evil brotherhood 272 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:36,882 and how you're gonna take down your enemies tonight. 273 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,843 - Okay, you kinda know what you're talking about. 274 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,471 - Yeah, I am not letting you get to Link. 275 00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:42,597 So, if you wanna leave this room, 276 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:44,557 you've gotta go through me. 277 00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:46,768 - [blowing icy air] 278 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,606 Or I can go around you. 279 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:55,151 [blowing hot air] 280 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,402 - Brrr! Brrr! 281 00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:59,113 Watch out, Max, Phoebe heard everything and-- 282 00:12:59,155 --> 00:13:01,073 Oh, never mind. 283 00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:04,910 - Hey, what took you so long? 284 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,623 - I kinda ran into Phoebe. 285 00:13:08,665 --> 00:13:11,417 - You know what? I think it's time I tell her what's going on. 286 00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:12,502 - Wait! No, you can't... 287 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,462 because... 288 00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:15,837 I already told her. 289 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,799 - You did? 290 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,551 Was she cool with it? - Super cool. 291 00:13:20,593 --> 00:13:24,597 Cold, even. - Oh, great. 292 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,223 Well, then, I don't feel bad about bringing this-- 293 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,058 like you asked. - [gasping] 294 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,060 Evil Man's Ring of Suffering. 295 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:31,521 We'll use it to subdue our enemies-- 296 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,980 just like your dad did. 297 00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:37,151 Evil laugh with me into the night. 298 00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:39,987 [evil laughter] - LINK: [evil laugher] 299 00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:42,740 - From your gut like this. - BOTH: [evil laughter] 300 00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:44,659 - It works, huh? 301 00:13:44,701 --> 00:13:46,994 - Pull! - [powers zapping] 302 00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:48,996 - Pull! - [powers zapping] 303 00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:51,457 - Enough! 304 00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:57,797 You two have destroyed my peace and quiet and my man swag. 305 00:13:57,839 --> 00:13:59,716 Stop it or I will-- 306 00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:02,884 - Tell mom about your secret man cave? 307 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,387 - I was gonna say kick you out of here, 308 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:08,098 but clearly you're the one in charge. 309 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,852 - Get ready, Nora. Two at once. 310 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,436 - [powers zapping] 311 00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:16,148 - [electrical sizzling] - [metal door slams] 312 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,817 - What's that mean, Dad? 313 00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:19,485 - The Hero League wanted us to have a safe place 314 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:21,487 if villains attacked, so they designed 315 00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:24,240 this thundertanium- reinforced panic room. 316 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:27,159 - So we're supposed to panic now?! 317 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:31,288 - No, I'll just open the door by typing in the code. 318 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,457 - [electrical sizzling] 319 00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:35,835 - All right, Billy, you can panic now. 320 00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:39,004 - Got it. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! 321 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,674 - Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. There is another way out. 322 00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:44,968 A huge power surge outside could open the door, 323 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,889 and the only person who can do that is... 324 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,141 - ALL: Mom. 325 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,018 - Oh. 326 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,063 - What are you waiting for? Call mom already. 327 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:58,023 - Yeah, she'll understand why you've been lying to her 328 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:02,152 so you can eat meat in your underwear. 329 00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:05,281 - Only in my dreams, Billy. 330 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,366 New plan. - Dad. 331 00:15:07,408 --> 00:15:08,659 - That door might be made out of 332 00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:10,286 the strongest metal in the world, 333 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,913 but there is nothing stronger than a man 334 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,874 afraid of getting caught by his wife! 335 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,250 [roaring] 336 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,210 - [heavy thud] 337 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:23,966 - Give me...my phone. 338 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,723 - Yes, Hank, I'm right outside. 339 00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:33,267 I don't even know what you're doing in the panic room, 340 00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:37,605 but stand back, mama's about to release the kraken. 341 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:41,692 Ask the kids. They'll know what that means. 342 00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:46,656 [powers zapping] 343 00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:51,619 - COLOSSO: Whoa! Oh! Oh! 344 00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:53,788 - Whoa. What just happened? 345 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,957 - I'm guessing your mother released the kraken. 346 00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:03,297 - Max froze me! - And you froze me, ice witch! 347 00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:05,382 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell. 348 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:08,886 But you have to admit you're annoying. 349 00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:10,554 Admit it. Admit it! 350 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:14,433 - [powers zapping] Yes! 351 00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:17,812 Hank, Billy, Nora, are you ok-- 352 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:21,524 What happened to the panic room? 353 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:25,903 - Yeah, you two wanna explain this? 354 00:16:25,945 --> 00:16:27,864 - Nice try, Hank. 355 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:30,449 A putting green. Jumbo screen. The pinball machine. 356 00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:33,786 This was your original plan for our bedroom. 357 00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:36,455 - Okay, I turned this place into a man cave, 358 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:40,292 so I could have some "Hank" time. 359 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,461 - And then Billy found out his secret 360 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:46,089 and the two of them dragged me into their world of lies. 361 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:50,553 World of lies! 362 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:54,181 Anybody buying this? No? 363 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:58,143 - I'm sorry I lied to you, Barb. Can you forgive me? 364 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,937 - You know, I could look past 365 00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:01,689 your sneaking around and your lies, 366 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:04,149 but you know what I can't look past? 367 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,528 That amazing buffalo wings vending machine! 368 00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,572 Why would you hide this from me? 369 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:15,661 - Wait, you're not mad about dad having a secret room? 370 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:17,120 - Oh, no, we have four kids, 371 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,957 none of whom will ever find my Fortress of Barbitude. 372 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,668 But a buffalo wings machine. 373 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:25,838 Ooh, I'll have some of those and some of these. 374 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,757 Oh, mango habanero! 375 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,683 - Where are they? 376 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:40,185 - MAX: We are here! 377 00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:49,194 Brothers! 378 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,405 And Joni. 379 00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:53,074 Your Duke of Darkness 380 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,619 commands you to chant the words of our evil brotherhood 381 00:17:56,660 --> 00:18:01,457 as we prepare to take down the keepers of the light. 382 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,126 - OTHERS: All hail the Duke of Darkness! 383 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,088 For there is none more evil or handsome. 384 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,716 - I like that. 385 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:14,428 Lieutenant, step forward. 386 00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:21,310 Present me the Ring of Suffering. 387 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:27,108 Yes, with the Ring of Suffering we'll be unstoppable. 388 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:30,611 - Let's get evil! 389 00:18:30,653 --> 00:18:32,529 - Not on my watch, you won't. 390 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:35,616 - An intruder. She must be a spy from the light side. 391 00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:40,287 Get her! - Wait, no! 392 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,331 - [thudding, crashing] 393 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,916 - Oh, no. 394 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:51,381 - Well, that was a lot easier than I thought it would be. 395 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,134 - Phoebe, what are you doing here? 396 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,885 - Link, I came to un-brainwash you. 397 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,679 You can't be evil. 398 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,931 You're super cute and you bring me jelly jams. 399 00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:01,308 - I thought you told her. - He didn't have to tell me. 400 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,310 I know exactly what's going on here. 401 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,729 - Um, is this your first time LARPing? 402 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:10,860 Take it down a notch, Kicki Minaj. 403 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,154 - I'm sorry. LARPing? 404 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,197 - It's a Live Action Role Play game, Phoebe, 405 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,700 and you ruined it. 406 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,494 I'm the leader of the Dark Realm. 407 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,371 - Wait, I thought you were the Duke of Darkness. 408 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:26,167 - It's the same thing! 409 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,751 For them, this is a game. 410 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:31,547 But I get to be a supervillain out in the open and I like it. 411 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:36,177 - Oh, I get it. You're a giant nerd. 412 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:42,850 - No, they're the giant nerds. I'm the guy with the ring. 413 00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:44,685 The Ring of Suffering! 414 00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:50,733 - OTHERS: You are evil and handsome. 415 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,860 - Brotherhood, regroup. 416 00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:55,487 Costume check. 417 00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,239 - Link, I am so, so sorry. 418 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,449 I thought Max turned you evil and I'd lost you. 419 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,202 - Phoebe, you know me better than that by now. 420 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,786 - Yeah, but I also know him. 421 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:03,996 - Kiss the ring. 422 00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:08,042 Kiss it! 423 00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:10,252 - I'm not gonna stop you guys, if you wanna keep playing, 424 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,795 and I won't keep you from being friends. 425 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:14,464 - Look, I only became friends with Max for us. 426 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,633 If putting up with his lies and playing his stupid games 427 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,136 means you and I get to hang out, 428 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,097 then it's worth it. 429 00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:23,640 - Stupid games?! 430 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:29,438 From the heart of Hades, I stab at thee! 431 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:30,898 - You can't stab your own lieutenant. 432 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:31,774 - Join him! 433 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,486 - Dude, we're on the same team. 434 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,073 - I was done with you once I got your dad's ring. 435 00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:40,741 Enjoy the afterlife! 436 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,705 - The "afterlife" is the picnic table with punch and cookies. 437 00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,876 - WHITE WARRIORS: [roaring] 438 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,502 - The light side approacheth. 439 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,172 Attack! - [grunts of combat] 440 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,925 - Oh, don't worry. 441 00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,718 I'll get your dad's ring back during his next nap. 442 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,887 - That thing? It's my little sister's. 443 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:04,556 It's actually made out of candy. 444 00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:08,393 - Behold the power of the ring! 445 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,979 - [grunts of combat] 446 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:16,777 - ♪ 447 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,615 - Yes! - You high scored, Billy! 448 00:21:25,161 --> 00:21:26,662 - MAX: [powers zapping] 449 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:31,708 Looks like you missed again, Bubble Gum Arms. 450 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,171 - Mom, Max is bothering me and Link. 451 00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:36,672 - Max, leave them alone 452 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,133 and bring me some more Chipotle Ranch. 453 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:49,143 - I finally understand her and dad's relationship. 454 00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:50,769 - Hey, where is your dad? 455 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:52,688 - [clicks on TV] 456 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:59,695 Finally, some peace and quiet. 457 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,280 Oh! Oh! Oh! 458 00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:05,242 Yeah, touchdown! 459 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:08,954 - ♪ 460 00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:21,967 - ♪ 461 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:27,639 - ♪