1 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:27,695 - Lets go Javi! Woo! 2 00:00:34,636 --> 00:00:37,035 Let's go, Javi, you got this. 3 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,304 - Let's go, Javi! 4 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:51,416 What's the deal? 5 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:52,317 I have to throw a fast ball right now. 6 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,185 I have zero control over my arm. 7 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:56,087 - He just cranked two foul. 8 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:58,189 Trust the curve, man. I can't hit it. 9 00:00:58,191 --> 00:00:59,725 You can't hit anything. 10 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,427 Come on. You got this. 11 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:03,463 Let's go. 12 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,234 Uh. Dad. 13 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:10,437 Coach. 14 00:01:11,673 --> 00:01:12,738 Put me in there. 15 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,472 Look, he's gonna blow it. 16 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:15,677 I can do this. 17 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,213 Let's go kid. 18 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:22,482 Here we go. 19 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,086 You ready for this? 20 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:58,383 Javi. Where's he hiding? 21 00:01:58,385 --> 00:01:59,117 Javi? 22 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,251 He's over here. 23 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:01,386 Yes. - Come on, man. 24 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:02,622 You can't hide. Not tonight. 25 00:02:02,624 --> 00:02:04,291 Come on, get up here. 26 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:08,360 Now, everybody, this man right here, 27 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:11,530 this handsome man just pitched the first no hitter 28 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,499 in school history. 29 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:17,536 Make sure you get some good photos for the paper. 30 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,306 - Okay. - Thanks, Ryan. 31 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,140 Now ladies, Javi is single 32 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,644 and ready to mingle, so please get in line. 33 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:26,648 Javi, any words? 34 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:30,518 Yeah. 35 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:38,693 Thanks for the support. 36 00:02:41,763 --> 00:02:42,762 Riveting stuff, man. 37 00:02:42,764 --> 00:02:44,162 Alright. To Javi! 38 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,433 To Javi! 39 00:02:46,768 --> 00:02:48,299 You got to lighten up, man. 40 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:49,835 It's not that big a deal. 41 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,671 How come you can step on a mound 42 00:02:51,673 --> 00:02:53,438 with everyone in the stands 43 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,840 and pitch your ass off but then you just freeze up 44 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,842 whenever you're not on the field? 45 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,443 I don't know. 46 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:00,846 It's just when it's you and me out there, 47 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,181 it's like we're playing catch. 48 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,352 Aw, that's really sweet. 49 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:18,196 Hands off! He's mine. 50 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:33,715 - Hey! 51 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,480 What? 52 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:36,615 - Where'd you go? 53 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:37,817 You're missing the party. 54 00:03:37,819 --> 00:03:38,718 I just wanted a moment by myself. 55 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:39,954 Are you okay? 56 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,353 It's a bad time. 57 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:43,723 We can talk about it later. 58 00:03:43,725 --> 00:03:46,794 I don't see anybody. We can just talk now. 59 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:52,332 What's gonna happen to us when you go to college? 60 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:54,734 Nothing's gonna happen. Everything's gonna be fine. 61 00:03:54,736 --> 00:03:57,368 Well, that's what everybody says and then they break up. 62 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:59,607 Tracy, we're not gonna break up. 63 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,641 Look, I love you, okay? 64 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:05,646 We're gonna make it work, I promise. Okay? 65 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,650 Where are the towels? 66 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:12,852 They're in the basement. 67 00:04:12,854 --> 00:04:14,754 Don't get into my dad's scotch. 68 00:04:14,756 --> 00:04:15,923 - Too late. 69 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:20,726 Some purists like their scotch plain. 70 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:23,863 But I like mine with a little bit of diet root beer. 71 00:04:23,865 --> 00:04:27,500 I think the flavor profiles really start to shine through. 72 00:04:27,502 --> 00:04:28,667 What? 73 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,671 Oh yeah, that's vintage. 74 00:04:31,506 --> 00:04:33,939 And it's coming in hot, any minute now. 75 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,442 Just wait. 76 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,777 Here, drink up. 77 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:39,879 Put some pubes on your balls finally. 78 00:04:39,881 --> 00:04:41,379 I have pubes. 79 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:42,413 Cheers! 80 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:44,018 To your hairless sack. 81 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,287 Oh yeah. That's good. 82 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,790 Come on, man. Loosen up. 83 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:52,392 Have some fun. 84 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:58,798 I know. You'll get used to it. 85 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,867 Don't worry. 86 00:05:02,904 --> 00:05:04,906 - You were right about the curve. 87 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:06,806 Oh, really? 88 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:08,441 You deserve this. 89 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,677 No, man. It's all you. 90 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,549 Absolutely not. I couldn't have done it without you. 91 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,584 Come here. 92 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:18,818 I love you, man. 93 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:20,555 I love you too. 94 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,897 What the fuck was that dude? 95 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:34,332 Hunter! - Dude. 96 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,466 Hunter? 97 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,467 - No, back off, man. - I... 98 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,016 - I don't know. 99 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,084 I kind of wanna go to California. 100 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:53,351 - Yeah. - But my parents 101 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,019 are kind of reluctant. 102 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,621 Yeah. 103 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:57,590 - But I think I'm just gonna go for it. 104 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:12,039 - Oh, there you are. Are you okay? 105 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:15,774 What's going on? 106 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:16,944 What do you mean? 107 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:21,649 Have you been kissing anyone lately? 108 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,552 Oh God, Javi. 109 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,553 I don't, he came outta nowhere, I swear. 110 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,054 Come on. You have to go talk to him. 111 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,388 No. Why? 112 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,389 You gonna go beat him up? 113 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,390 No, moron. 114 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,525 We have to support him. 115 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,660 What? Support him? 116 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:35,895 Why don't you support me? Huh? 117 00:06:35,897 --> 00:06:37,563 He basically assaulted me. 118 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,665 He's your best friend. You have to talk this out. 119 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:43,535 No, absolutely not. 120 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,973 It's okay, false alarm. 121 00:06:49,911 --> 00:06:50,978 Javi? 122 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:54,079 Hi, Tracy. I'm - I'm sorry. 123 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,147 This is really messy. 124 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:57,415 I'll fix this up real quick. 125 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,083 I'll get it cleaned up. 126 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,553 Are you okay? 127 00:06:59,921 --> 00:07:03,024 Y-yeah, I'm fine. Why? 128 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:05,793 Did you hear anything? 129 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,096 Nothing happened. 130 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,431 Okay? I didn't mean anything by it. 131 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,703 It - it was a mistake. 132 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:17,536 I'm sorry. 133 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,804 No, no, no. It's okay. 134 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,572 You don't, you don't have to be sorry. 135 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:22,576 Do you wanna talk about it? 136 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,846 Tracy, Hunter's trying to drive. 137 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,623 Stop! 138 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,124 Hey, stop. 139 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,726 Hey. What? 140 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:41,860 Go inside and sleep it off in my room. 141 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:42,728 Gimme those keys, man. 142 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,729 No. 143 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:44,863 Listen to her. 144 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:45,864 Or what? Huh? 145 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,132 You know what? Go ahead. 146 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,466 Dead boyfriend might be a great topic 147 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,969 for one of my college essays. 148 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:52,204 - Look, they're gonna kiss each other again. 149 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:53,471 Dude! 150 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,808 What? You coming to kiss me too? 151 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:57,144 - Hunter. - No. 152 00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:00,746 - Get off me. 153 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,986 I know my rights. 154 00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:09,621 My mom's gonna sue the shit outta you. 155 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:10,889 Yeah. I hope your mom comes. 156 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,490 Her tits are huge. 157 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,993 Shut the fuck up. 158 00:08:13,995 --> 00:08:15,995 Hey, shut up and keep your hands to yourself. 159 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:17,565 Or else! 160 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,501 Dude, just chill, man. We're fine. 161 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:25,170 We're just kids. They can't do anything to us. 162 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:28,602 No, no, no, no. 163 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,828 What are you doing here? 164 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,697 Thought I'd surprise you. 165 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,098 You can't be here. 166 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,300 Why? 167 00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:42,836 Please go. 168 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,205 Fine. 169 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:47,973 But, we're done. 170 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,208 What? No, no, no, no, no. 171 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,209 Hey, hey! 172 00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:51,843 Hey. - Okay. 173 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,214 So invite me in. Let me meet your dad. 174 00:11:57,952 --> 00:12:01,121 I can't be with someone who can't be himself. 175 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,258 Shit, you're still here? 176 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,759 Hunter! - Mm. 177 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:41,493 Will you please get out? 178 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:42,427 - What? - Hello? 179 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,428 - What? - Hello? 180 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,263 What? 181 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:45,799 What's the rush? 182 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:51,036 Oh, is this round two or is it technically three? 183 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:51,970 Okay. 184 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,438 My graduation party is about to start. 185 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,341 Oh, no invite for me. Huh? 186 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,174 Get out. 187 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,510 - We should talk about this though. 188 00:12:57,512 --> 00:12:58,877 No, it was one night. 189 00:12:58,879 --> 00:12:59,778 There's nothing to talk about. 190 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,280 Well, I feel used. 191 00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:02,281 Good. 192 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:04,517 Tracy, honey! 193 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:05,752 Mom needs help with a few things. 194 00:13:05,754 --> 00:13:07,185 Yeah, okay. Be out in a second. 195 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,521 I remember when we brought you home 196 00:13:08,523 --> 00:13:10,188 from the hospital. 197 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,191 Eight pounds nine ounces, slightly jaundiced. 198 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,192 - Jaundiced? 199 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,193 Can I come in? 200 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,461 Um. Oh, one second. 201 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,965 Get out! 202 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,202 - Seriously? - Yes. 203 00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:24,469 Everything okay? 204 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,974 Sorry, Dad. One more second. 205 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,187 Okay. Ow, that hurt. 206 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,233 - You good? - Yeah. 207 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,403 Oh, good. 208 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,239 Well, you've become a messy sleeper, 209 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,009 but I see you weren't alone. 210 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:09,416 I got you Stuffy. I got him from the hospital gift shop. 211 00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:10,849 Mm-hmm. 212 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,587 - Stuffy was your first friend. 213 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:16,355 Besides me, of course. 214 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:21,193 - You know, Mom and I are so proud of you. 215 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,364 You can be whatever you want to be. 216 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,364 I mean, you wanna be a lawyer 217 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:27,265 like your mom or a doctor like me. 218 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,270 And that's of course best, but you can be anything. 219 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,374 You've made such great decisions so far, 220 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,374 and I can't wait to see 221 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:38,009 the successful woman you're gonna become. 222 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,480 Thanks, Dad. 223 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,405 Please, God. Please, God. 224 00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:56,556 - Hey Tracy. Look who stopped by? 225 00:15:56,558 --> 00:15:57,690 Hunter. 226 00:15:57,692 --> 00:15:59,357 Hey, Trace, long time no see. 227 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,693 Chip here was just telling me 228 00:16:00,695 --> 00:16:02,461 you graduated summa cum laude. 229 00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,629 Top of her class. 230 00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,565 She loves being on top. 231 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,098 - Just like her father. 232 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,467 So competitive. 233 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:10,636 Hey, Tracy, I didn't know you guys still talked. 234 00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:12,370 Mm. M-hmm. 235 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,338 You know, I remember the two of you 236 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,507 when you wee just a couple of little kids 237 00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,542 running around the backyard playing tag. 238 00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:19,012 That time I caught you playing doctor in the basement. 239 00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:21,480 Tracy, Hunter was your first patient. 240 00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:22,347 Dad! 241 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,248 Patient, yeah. 242 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,651 Yeah. She|s a chip off the old Chip. 243 00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:26,652 Jesus. 244 00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:28,253 Yeah. Okay. 245 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,222 I think we gotta finish up the prep for the party. 246 00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:30,923 Right. 247 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:32,491 Hunter, come do me a favor. 248 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:34,125 Help me get the beer out to the cooler? 249 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:34,727 Of course, Chip. 250 00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:35,996 Great. 251 00:16:49,243 --> 00:16:50,408 - Javi. - Hey. 252 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,677 - Glad you could make it. 253 00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:53,144 - Yeah. I'm so sorry. 254 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,182 A little late. - Oh, here we go. 255 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:56,682 What happened? 256 00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:58,518 - I'll redo it. 257 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,151 No, it's fine. 258 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,420 This isn't much worse than my husband's penmanship. 259 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,690 You look like you haven't slept in days. 260 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:06,293 Oh, I'm okay. 261 00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:09,294 Look, I know how hard you work. 262 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,129 Yeah, I'll work even harder. 263 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,598 No, it isn't the work that worries me, 264 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,533 it's just I want you to know 265 00:17:13,535 --> 00:17:15,369 that you can come to me with anything. 266 00:17:17,705 --> 00:17:19,070 It's nothing really. 267 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,072 I just had to pick up another shift 268 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,440 so that I could pay for this semester. 269 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,545 So, you know. 270 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,278 Well, this might help. 271 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,714 The department just offered me funding for a TA position. 272 00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:30,181 That's why I called you in today. 273 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,717 And it's yours if you want it. 274 00:17:31,719 --> 00:17:33,318 Could help you pay for this semester. 275 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,554 That way you wouldn't have to drive around 276 00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:37,090 so much from work to school. 277 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,559 Really? 278 00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:41,561 You think I'd be good for it? 279 00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:42,562 Well, I had heard that you were 280 00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:45,165 tutoring students in this class. 281 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,166 I began to realize something was up when all the grades 282 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,068 started to rise outta nowhere. 283 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,469 I hope that's okay. 284 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,572 Oh yeah. Of course. 285 00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:54,172 You remind me a lot of myself. 286 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,207 But let's get you paid for your work. 287 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,580 I'll set you up with a work study today. 288 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,684 You know what? 289 00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:08,353 Um, I really appreciate that professor. 290 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,824 I, I really do. 291 00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:13,793 It's just that I gotta take care of my dad 292 00:18:13,795 --> 00:18:15,761 pretty much every day after school. 293 00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:19,765 And um, I don't think 294 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,601 that I can really take this on. 295 00:18:21,603 --> 00:18:23,368 What? Javi? 296 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,770 - Yeah. No. Listen, thank you so much for everything. 297 00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:27,341 I, I really appreciate it. 298 00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:30,108 I gotta get going, 299 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,243 but I'll keep my papers dry from now on. 300 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,380 - Javi. 301 00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:43,156 So? 302 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,125 It was nice to have you here today. 303 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,396 Well, should we do this again? 304 00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:51,262 I don't think so. 305 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,534 C|mon, we had a good time, right? 306 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,401 We've done this all before, Hunter. 307 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,536 Nothing's changed. 308 00:18:57,538 --> 00:18:59,805 You don't care about anything. 309 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:02,407 I care about you. 310 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,611 Yeah. Okay. 311 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,177 Well then why did you text me last night? 312 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,814 It was sex, Hunter. Nothing more. 313 00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:10,281 Okay. Totally. 314 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,552 Sex for me too. 315 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,420 Okay, then what about a goodbye kiss? 316 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,656 I'll pass. 317 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,689 Hi, Tracy. 318 00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:51,693 Hey. You made it! 319 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:55,228 - Happy graduation. - Thank you. 320 00:19:56,664 --> 00:19:57,596 I'm really sweaty. 321 00:19:57,598 --> 00:19:58,700 No, no! 322 00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:02,200 Come on in. 323 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,468 I made sure we have mayo for your fries, 324 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,940 even though it is the world's most disgusting combination. 325 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,344 So what's next for Tracy? 326 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,715 What are you gonna do with that Latin degree? 327 00:20:15,717 --> 00:20:17,484 You sound like my Grampy. 328 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:20,788 I'm not sure yet. 329 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,558 What about writing? 330 00:20:24,726 --> 00:20:27,626 I used to love reading your articles in the school's paper. 331 00:20:27,628 --> 00:20:30,361 I mean, I've always liked telling stories. 332 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,633 I'm not sure if it's a career though. 333 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:35,737 I might take a year off and travel. 334 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,504 I'm just so sheltered. 335 00:20:38,506 --> 00:20:40,740 You know, I could, I could help build a well 336 00:20:40,742 --> 00:20:42,810 or like a hospital in Haiti. 337 00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:45,745 I'm not very handy though. 338 00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:47,278 I mean, there's plenty of people 339 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,247 around here that you could help too. 340 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,649 Oh yeah, for sure. 341 00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:53,485 But it'd be great for me to get some more stamps 342 00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:54,653 in my passport. 343 00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,254 And not just the typical places 344 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,292 like Paris and Sicily, you know? 345 00:20:59,761 --> 00:21:01,394 Yeah, totally. 346 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,764 So what about you? 347 00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:07,835 You gonna tutor brilliant minds like my brother forever? 348 00:21:08,669 --> 00:21:09,769 Nope. No! 349 00:21:09,771 --> 00:21:10,770 Oh. 350 00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:12,270 Oh my God. What an idiot. 351 00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:15,775 I do like tutoring. 352 00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:17,275 Did you know my mom was a teacher? 353 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,410 No, I didn't. 354 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,411 Yeah. 355 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,551 So is that your dream to teach? 356 00:21:24,018 --> 00:21:28,022 Honestly, I don't know. 357 00:21:29,657 --> 00:21:32,691 I feel like I'm just trying to get through the day. 358 00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:36,798 Well, when you do figure it out. I'll be there. 359 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:40,398 I cannot believe you eat this. 360 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,700 What are you talking about? 361 00:21:41,702 --> 00:21:42,902 It's a problem. 362 00:21:42,904 --> 00:21:44,804 Have you heard of ketchup or? 363 00:21:44,806 --> 00:21:46,572 Stop. 364 00:21:46,574 --> 00:21:48,674 He actually, I'll introduce you, he came to the party. 365 00:21:48,676 --> 00:21:49,575 No, don't even. 366 00:21:49,577 --> 00:21:50,709 Well, ketchup. 367 00:21:50,711 --> 00:21:51,946 Ridiculous. 368 00:22:14,936 --> 00:22:18,336 - What's up, my guy? Hey Justin. 369 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:21,507 Hey, are you going to the reunion tonight? 370 00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:23,474 Oh shoot. Is that tonight? 371 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:24,475 Yeah, man. 372 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:27,580 I need my wing, man. My goose. 373 00:22:27,582 --> 00:22:29,014 Dude, he totally dies. 374 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:32,017 Just meet me there at 10. 375 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,219 I would love to, 376 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:34,452 but Kelly just turned on "The Bachelor" 377 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,487 and we're gonna find out if Rachel is a lesbian. 378 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,756 You should really come over. 379 00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:39,627 Kelly makes a great guacamole. 380 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,750 Vamos, you're late! 381 00:23:04,752 --> 00:23:07,119 - I'm so sorry, Joe. - No excuses, kid. 382 00:23:07,121 --> 00:23:09,655 Big night. Start washing. 383 00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:10,958 - Oh, okay. 384 00:23:19,901 --> 00:23:22,435 - Woohoo. I got shots. 385 00:23:23,137 --> 00:23:24,402 Here you go. 386 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,140 - Cheers. - Cheers. 387 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:28,807 Woo. 388 00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:29,909 Oh! 389 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,810 Tequila. That hits different. 390 00:23:31,812 --> 00:23:32,678 It's nice, right? 391 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,913 Yeah. 392 00:23:33,915 --> 00:23:35,915 So Julia, what do you do for work? 393 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:37,683 Oh, I'm a clown. 394 00:23:37,685 --> 00:23:39,151 Really? - Yeah. 395 00:23:39,153 --> 00:23:42,021 Circuses, birthday parties, haunted houses. 396 00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:44,422 Clowns are very hot right now. 397 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:47,425 That's uh, very entrepreneurial of you. 398 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:51,530 I know, but I don't wanna talk about work. Okay? 399 00:23:51,532 --> 00:23:53,699 Do you wanna dance? 400 00:23:53,701 --> 00:23:54,934 Yeah. 401 00:24:09,717 --> 00:24:11,717 What's wrong? Is it the clown thing? 402 00:24:11,719 --> 00:24:15,587 - No. No, it's just, I think I saw somebody that I know. 403 00:24:15,589 --> 00:24:17,122 Don't we like know everyone here? 404 00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:19,858 - I mean, like, someone I didn't think would be here. 405 00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:22,861 Who? 406 00:24:22,863 --> 00:24:24,832 Wait, where are you going? 407 00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:28,867 It is the clown thing. 408 00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:29,870 I knew it. 409 00:24:30,871 --> 00:24:32,871 So you are, you're an actuary. 410 00:24:32,873 --> 00:24:35,473 That's, that's actually pretty cool. 411 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:36,742 Oh, hold on. 412 00:24:36,744 --> 00:24:37,977 Finally gonna hook up with Julia? 413 00:24:37,979 --> 00:24:39,144 - Yeah. - Attaboy. 414 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:40,879 That's my guy right there. 415 00:24:40,881 --> 00:24:44,752 Yeah, I think I'm close again with Rebecca over there. 416 00:24:48,990 --> 00:24:50,823 Or at least I was. 417 00:24:50,825 --> 00:24:53,894 She must be getting us a drink or something. 418 00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:56,762 Did you see Javi? 419 00:24:56,764 --> 00:24:57,863 Javi? 420 00:24:57,865 --> 00:24:59,898 Shoot, man, I haven't heard that name in years. 421 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:00,899 He's here? 422 00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:02,236 Yeah, I think I saw him. 423 00:25:03,204 --> 00:25:05,104 I didn't think he would show up to this thing. 424 00:25:05,106 --> 00:25:06,774 Should I say hi? 425 00:25:07,775 --> 00:25:08,907 I'm gonna say hi. 426 00:25:08,909 --> 00:25:10,909 Well, wait, wait, wait. Hey! 427 00:25:10,911 --> 00:25:12,644 Look, don't be gone too long 428 00:25:12,646 --> 00:25:14,513 or else Julia might be blowing up my balloon animal. 429 00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:15,750 - Whatever, man. 430 00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:18,017 I thought I told you, stop wearing this thing. 431 00:25:18,019 --> 00:25:19,018 What are you talking about? 432 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,486 Chick's dig an officer. 433 00:25:20,488 --> 00:25:22,121 You're a crossing guard. And that's plastic. 434 00:25:22,123 --> 00:25:25,024 Alright, first of all, I'm not just a crossing guard. Okay? 435 00:25:25,026 --> 00:25:27,192 I'm a pedestrian security liaison. 436 00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:28,927 It's a very important position. 437 00:25:28,929 --> 00:25:32,031 I'll have you know that not one kid has died on my watch. 438 00:25:32,033 --> 00:25:35,200 I mean, there was that, that one kid that he tripped 439 00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:36,769 and got scraped up pretty bad, but- 440 00:25:36,771 --> 00:25:37,805 - Yeah. 441 00:25:38,639 --> 00:25:41,042 He doesn't, he's not a good walker. 442 00:25:46,047 --> 00:25:46,945 I, um. 443 00:25:46,947 --> 00:25:48,547 Javi. ICE. 444 00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:51,050 Yeah, I know. I just refilled the machine. 445 00:25:51,052 --> 00:25:52,586 ICE. 446 00:25:55,656 --> 00:25:57,556 Don't leave. They're outside. 447 00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:59,060 Grab a drink. Blend in. 448 00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:02,730 Gimme the apron. 449 00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:18,846 Hey, Javi. 450 00:26:21,082 --> 00:26:22,316 Hunter. 451 00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,083 Shit. 452 00:26:24,085 --> 00:26:26,085 Nice to see you too. 453 00:26:26,087 --> 00:26:29,090 Hey, wait, man, are you okay? 454 00:26:29,990 --> 00:26:31,092 Yeah, yeah. 455 00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:36,728 I'm fine. 456 00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:38,866 Okay. Can I buy you a drink? 457 00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:43,170 It's just, I don't... 458 00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,108 Do you know what? Yes. 459 00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:50,109 Okay. 460 00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:51,276 Yes. 461 00:26:51,278 --> 00:26:53,011 I'll be back there. Okay? 462 00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:55,049 Yeah. Okay. - Okay. 463 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:10,631 Been a long time, man. You look good. 464 00:27:12,867 --> 00:27:16,637 I see you're still wearing the whole Mr. Rogers get up. 465 00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:21,039 I like this. My grandma got it for me. 466 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:23,644 Alice has great taste. 467 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:31,886 It's good to see you, man. 468 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,653 Yeah, you too. 469 00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:37,057 Okay. Don't sound too pumped. 470 00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:41,795 So, dishwasher? 471 00:27:43,164 --> 00:27:45,931 I know you liked to clean up my messes in home ec, 472 00:27:45,933 --> 00:27:48,702 but I didn't think you'd make it a career. 473 00:27:56,377 --> 00:27:59,344 What, no comeback on how I'm a trust fund baby 474 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:02,080 suckling from my mom's financial teat? 475 00:28:02,082 --> 00:28:03,717 They are big teats. 476 00:28:04,285 --> 00:28:05,786 There he is. 477 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,262 I think about that night a lot. 478 00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:19,433 You do? 479 00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:24,972 I shouldn't have reacted that way. 480 00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:29,107 Yeah. Well, I shouldn't have kissed you. 481 00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:30,442 Yeah, it was too much tongue. 482 00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:36,116 You're too funny. 483 00:28:36,984 --> 00:28:38,118 I miss this. 484 00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:40,120 What? 485 00:28:40,988 --> 00:28:42,890 This, between us. 486 00:28:43,991 --> 00:28:46,391 We're good together, man. We had something special. 487 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:47,993 Who's gay now? Huh? 488 00:29:07,881 --> 00:29:09,149 Shit. 489 00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:12,753 You okay, officer? 490 00:29:13,254 --> 00:29:14,753 Who? Who me? 491 00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:16,790 I don't see anyone else with a badge. 492 00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:19,758 Right. 493 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,863 Yeah, of course. I, I am an officer. 494 00:29:24,231 --> 00:29:26,265 What can I help you guys with? 495 00:29:26,267 --> 00:29:27,933 We're with immigration. 496 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:31,171 We had a tip this place employs illegal workers. 497 00:29:32,006 --> 00:29:34,041 We didn't find any concrete evidence. 498 00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:35,943 They saw us coming. 499 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,178 Oh. Yeah, yeah. 500 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:43,448 Do you, you want me to go in there and investigate? 501 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:46,186 See if there's anything out of the ordinary. 502 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:52,059 Don't hesitate to contact us if you find anything. 503 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,195 Maybe you'd be a good fit for our team. 504 00:29:56,297 --> 00:29:58,463 Hell yeah. Word, yeah. 505 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,299 Okay. Yeah. 506 00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:01,300 Aye-aye. 507 00:30:01,302 --> 00:30:02,836 Don't do that. 508 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:05,072 Copy that. 509 00:30:08,175 --> 00:30:09,310 Thank you guys. 510 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:12,477 I'll let you know if I find anything. 511 00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:14,081 Won't let you down. 512 00:30:15,082 --> 00:30:16,415 You got my word. 513 00:30:18,185 --> 00:30:20,854 You know, you could have reached out. 514 00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:23,088 Could have called. 515 00:30:23,090 --> 00:30:25,223 Look, man, you made it pretty clear 516 00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:26,825 you didn't wanna see me 517 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:29,096 when you disappeared off the face of the Earth. 518 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:30,998 I had to. 519 00:30:31,432 --> 00:30:33,267 Why? 520 00:30:36,337 --> 00:30:37,969 What? You're leaving? 521 00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:40,972 Yeah, I just, I gotta finish out some stuff. 522 00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:44,111 What? This was going well. 523 00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:47,245 Was it? 524 00:30:47,247 --> 00:30:49,348 Come on, man. Don't be such a drama queen. 525 00:30:49,350 --> 00:30:52,587 What could be more important than reconnecting with me? 526 00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:58,258 How about getting kicked out of this fucking country? 527 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,362 What are you talking about? 528 00:31:02,129 --> 00:31:05,265 ICE agents just raided the kitchen. 529 00:31:11,372 --> 00:31:12,906 Oh shit. 530 00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:16,043 Yeah. Shit. 531 00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:18,278 Okay. What's gonna happen? 532 00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:21,248 Get sent back to Peru. 533 00:31:22,282 --> 00:31:24,451 You know, something like that. 534 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:28,055 I hear Peru's nice this time of year. 535 00:31:28,623 --> 00:31:29,555 You're an ass. 536 00:31:29,557 --> 00:31:31,225 What? I'm... 537 00:31:44,405 --> 00:31:45,973 Dammit. 538 00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:50,142 Hey. 539 00:31:50,144 --> 00:31:51,178 They know. 540 00:31:52,045 --> 00:31:53,178 How? 541 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:54,415 I'm not sure. 542 00:31:55,949 --> 00:31:59,086 I'm sorry, Javi, but you can't work here anymore. 543 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,319 No, Joe. You can't do this to me. 544 00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:03,188 I really need the money right now. I need the job. 545 00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:04,189 I can't risk it. 546 00:32:04,191 --> 00:32:05,492 You can't either. 547 00:32:07,327 --> 00:32:10,497 Let me give you tonight's pay and next week's too. 548 00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:19,507 I'm sorry pal. 549 00:32:41,228 --> 00:32:44,364 Hey, can we go back inside and talk about this? 550 00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:46,097 Why do you care? 551 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:48,135 Because I'm your best friend. 552 00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:51,470 Were. Were my best friend. 553 00:32:51,472 --> 00:32:52,705 Look, I messed up, man. 554 00:32:52,707 --> 00:32:54,640 Just let me fix that. 555 00:32:54,642 --> 00:32:56,076 You can't! 556 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:01,647 There you are. 557 00:33:01,649 --> 00:33:03,381 I thought that you left with someone else. 558 00:33:03,383 --> 00:33:04,382 No, I was just- 559 00:33:04,384 --> 00:33:05,720 So, your place or mine? 560 00:33:07,589 --> 00:33:09,488 I'm right down the street. 561 00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:11,024 And um, 562 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,260 on or off. 563 00:33:44,626 --> 00:33:46,526 Where's my nose? 564 00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:48,426 Have you seen it? - Oh god. 565 00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:52,266 No. Not since, you know. 566 00:33:52,534 --> 00:33:53,699 Yeah, I know. 567 00:33:53,701 --> 00:33:55,535 Oh crap. I really have to go. 568 00:33:55,537 --> 00:33:56,536 Okay. Go. 569 00:33:56,538 --> 00:33:58,169 Wait, are you hungry? 570 00:33:58,171 --> 00:33:59,607 Do you want to like, get food or something? 571 00:34:00,642 --> 00:34:02,040 Why? 572 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,174 I don't know. I just- 573 00:34:03,176 --> 00:34:05,443 Sorry, I can't. I have a gig. 574 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:07,214 It's a bachelorette party. 575 00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:11,318 Okay. Well, can I call you sometime? 576 00:34:12,452 --> 00:34:16,456 Listen, Hunter. 577 00:34:18,091 --> 00:34:19,559 You're a great guy. 578 00:34:19,561 --> 00:34:22,562 I'm just not looking for anything serious right now. 579 00:34:22,564 --> 00:34:24,329 But we had fun, right? 580 00:34:24,331 --> 00:34:26,799 Yeah. Lots of fun. 581 00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:28,333 - Oh, it was a custom nose. 582 00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:30,736 It's gonna take weeks to get a new one. 583 00:34:30,738 --> 00:34:32,070 I have to call Bobby. 584 00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:33,340 Okay. I gotta go. 585 00:34:36,744 --> 00:34:38,578 Oh my god. 586 00:36:22,550 --> 00:36:24,315 You gotta be kidding me. 587 00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:25,452 Hey! 588 00:36:25,787 --> 00:36:27,352 What are you doing here? 589 00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:29,791 I know this is where you come to clear your head. 590 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:34,929 Yeah. Thanks for ruining that. 591 00:36:41,569 --> 00:36:43,604 Did you get my? - Yeah. 592 00:36:45,873 --> 00:36:47,374 I don't need it. 593 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,207 Can you just take it, please. 594 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:50,475 No, I'm not a charity case. 595 00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:53,246 I know that. I'm just trying to help. 596 00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:57,883 I'm good, okay? I'm good. 597 00:36:57,885 --> 00:36:59,484 I'm gonna hire a lawyer 598 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:00,953 and they're gonna be able to help me out 599 00:37:00,955 --> 00:37:04,355 way more than a business major can. 600 00:37:04,357 --> 00:37:05,624 A Wharton business major. 601 00:37:05,626 --> 00:37:06,892 I don't care what school your parents 602 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:08,462 paid for you to get into. 603 00:37:11,465 --> 00:37:12,732 Come on, man. 604 00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:15,402 Let's go grab a drink. Let's catch up. 605 00:37:17,972 --> 00:37:20,373 I don't think that's a good idea. 606 00:37:23,276 --> 00:37:26,579 I got five years of fuck up stories to share with you. 607 00:37:26,581 --> 00:37:29,749 Stuff you probably couldn't even dream of, honestly. 608 00:37:29,751 --> 00:37:31,349 Some wild stuff. 609 00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:32,752 Wild stuff? 610 00:37:32,754 --> 00:37:33,919 X-rated. 611 00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:35,353 Oh, X-rated. 612 00:37:35,355 --> 00:37:37,357 Yeah. You wouldn't get it. 613 00:37:37,759 --> 00:37:38,924 Yeah. No, you're right. 614 00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:40,528 I definitely wouldn't get it. 615 00:37:44,364 --> 00:37:45,865 Okay. One drink. 616 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,535 Okay, perfect. 617 00:37:48,503 --> 00:37:51,003 Hey, we can't go back to Tavern though. 618 00:37:51,005 --> 00:37:54,407 That's okay. I got a new place. 619 00:37:56,309 --> 00:37:57,275 What's this? 620 00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,410 You'll like it. Don't worry. 621 00:38:13,661 --> 00:38:15,795 No, no, no, no. I didn't agree to this. 622 00:38:15,797 --> 00:38:17,395 Yes, yes, yes. 623 00:38:17,397 --> 00:38:18,664 Come on, man. Let me be your wing man. 624 00:38:18,666 --> 00:38:20,431 Absolutely not. 625 00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:22,333 I mean, maybe you'll meet the man of your dreams in there 626 00:38:22,335 --> 00:38:24,302 and then everything will be solved. 627 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:28,306 And if you don't, then at least we'll have fun. 628 00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:30,978 Come on, man. When was the last time you had fun? 629 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:34,814 Was that a bear? 630 00:38:34,816 --> 00:38:35,815 No. 631 00:38:35,817 --> 00:38:36,816 Wait. Am I a bear? 632 00:38:36,818 --> 00:38:38,052 No! 633 00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:41,689 You're a, you're a shrimp. 634 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:43,923 That doesn't sound very flattering. 635 00:38:43,925 --> 00:38:46,058 Oh, no. It's the highest praise ever. 636 00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:48,794 Believe me. Everybody loves shrimp. 637 00:38:48,796 --> 00:38:51,831 Just tell them to dip you in some cocktail sauce 638 00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,433 and you're good to go. 639 00:38:53,801 --> 00:38:55,568 Wait, is that lube? 640 00:39:08,616 --> 00:39:09,615 Hey. 641 00:39:09,617 --> 00:39:10,749 Hey. Can I help you? 642 00:39:10,751 --> 00:39:12,017 Yeah. What's the house drink? 643 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:13,686 We don't have one, 644 00:39:13,688 --> 00:39:15,855 but I can make you a whiskey sour, gin and tonic. 645 00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:18,626 Do you have anything, anything gayer? 646 00:39:19,861 --> 00:39:20,860 Excuse me. 647 00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:22,360 Sorry. Homosexualer. 648 00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:24,763 Just two beers, please. 649 00:39:24,765 --> 00:39:26,033 Surprise us. 650 00:39:26,968 --> 00:39:28,634 Hey, what the hell? 651 00:39:28,636 --> 00:39:30,636 I, I don't know. I just thought when in Rome, right? 652 00:39:30,638 --> 00:39:31,770 I thought- No. No. 653 00:39:31,772 --> 00:39:33,107 Get something a little fruitier. 654 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:34,974 - Thanks. - Enjoy. 655 00:39:34,976 --> 00:39:36,474 Thank you. 656 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:38,043 - Listen, I will leave. - Okay. Okay. 657 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:41,379 Calm down. Let's find you a husband. Okay? 658 00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:44,382 We're gonna play a little game from your favorite show 659 00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:45,885 called "Have you met Javi?" 660 00:39:45,887 --> 00:39:48,621 No, let's not do that. That's never actually worked. 661 00:39:48,623 --> 00:39:50,122 Well, yeah, that's 'cause I was always looking 662 00:39:50,124 --> 00:39:53,893 for chicks instead of dicks, but now I know. 663 00:39:53,895 --> 00:39:56,528 So let's find you some sexy man meat. 664 00:39:56,530 --> 00:39:57,529 Agh. 665 00:39:57,531 --> 00:39:58,631 Oh, perfect. 666 00:39:58,633 --> 00:39:59,531 You love tweed. 667 00:39:59,533 --> 00:40:00,635 Don't. 668 00:40:01,002 --> 00:40:02,134 - Excuse me. - Hey. 669 00:40:02,136 --> 00:40:03,638 Have you met- Javi? 670 00:40:04,805 --> 00:40:07,074 Oh, you two know each other. 671 00:40:07,675 --> 00:40:08,908 Professor. 672 00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:11,812 Hi, I'm Hunter. I'm a shrimp. 673 00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:15,547 Is this your partner, Javi? 674 00:40:15,549 --> 00:40:19,018 No. No. 675 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:20,085 Absolutely not. 676 00:40:20,087 --> 00:40:21,887 Okay, dude, any more no's? 677 00:40:21,889 --> 00:40:23,589 - No. - Oh, I'm sorry. 678 00:40:23,591 --> 00:40:26,926 No, I'm sorry. This isn't my usual scene. 679 00:40:26,928 --> 00:40:28,160 Me either. 680 00:40:28,162 --> 00:40:29,662 My husband drags me to these things. 681 00:40:29,664 --> 00:40:31,096 I come occasionally. 682 00:40:31,098 --> 00:40:32,798 I'd love to meet him sometimes. 683 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,833 Yeah, he's over there dancing. 684 00:40:34,835 --> 00:40:36,704 Oh my God. Yep. 685 00:40:38,172 --> 00:40:39,840 What are you doing here? 686 00:40:40,908 --> 00:40:43,842 I, um, we... 687 00:40:43,844 --> 00:40:45,546 He brought me. 688 00:40:46,714 --> 00:40:49,447 I'm really starting to question my sexuality. 689 00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:51,850 I used to just watch the chicks in porn 690 00:40:51,852 --> 00:40:55,688 and now I'm drawn to the dudes. 691 00:40:55,690 --> 00:40:56,689 Jesus. 692 00:40:56,691 --> 00:40:58,190 I'd love to help. 693 00:40:58,192 --> 00:41:02,861 Yeah. You know, first it was just one guy and one girl. 694 00:41:02,863 --> 00:41:04,462 Then two guys and one girl. 695 00:41:04,464 --> 00:41:07,700 And then finally, just two guys just going and- 696 00:41:07,702 --> 00:41:09,068 Just stop! 697 00:41:09,070 --> 00:41:11,603 Javi, don't stifle your friend's expression. 698 00:41:11,605 --> 00:41:15,876 It's okay. He's just covering for me because... 699 00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:18,612 Because why? 700 00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:22,848 Because I'm not from the US 701 00:41:22,850 --> 00:41:25,751 and I could kind of get kicked out at any moment. 702 00:41:25,753 --> 00:41:28,721 So he had this brilliant idea to come here 703 00:41:28,723 --> 00:41:31,991 and try to find someone for me to marry. 704 00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:33,158 Javi, I'm so sorry. 705 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,626 Yeah, it's okay. 706 00:41:34,628 --> 00:41:35,995 Is this why you couldn't TA for me? 707 00:41:35,997 --> 00:41:37,231 Yeah. 708 00:41:38,232 --> 00:41:39,865 It's all good though. Don't worry about it. 709 00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:41,233 I'm sorry we involved you. 710 00:41:41,235 --> 00:41:43,769 I'll see you tomorrow in class. 711 00:41:43,771 --> 00:41:44,903 Javi. Javi. 712 00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:46,173 Wait right here. 713 00:41:47,641 --> 00:41:48,907 I think I was starting to convince him. 714 00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:50,109 You're making me sick. 715 00:41:50,111 --> 00:41:52,613 - Okay. - Oh God. 716 00:41:56,917 --> 00:41:59,184 This is my husband Steven. He's a lawyer. 717 00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:00,786 Hi. It's nice to meet you. 718 00:42:00,788 --> 00:42:02,121 I'd be happy to help. 719 00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:03,122 Come see me tomorrow. 720 00:42:03,124 --> 00:42:06,025 Oh. Oh, okay. Great. 721 00:42:06,027 --> 00:42:06,925 Thank you. 722 00:42:06,927 --> 00:42:08,193 Hey, not so fast. 723 00:42:08,195 --> 00:42:10,796 You're here. Let's have some fun. 724 00:42:18,205 --> 00:42:19,772 Oh, come on. Come on. 725 00:42:19,774 --> 00:42:20,808 Come on. 726 00:43:56,770 --> 00:44:00,305 Oh my God. That was the most fun I've had in so long. 727 00:44:00,307 --> 00:44:02,141 What was that one move he did? 728 00:44:02,143 --> 00:44:03,642 It was like. 729 00:44:03,644 --> 00:44:05,146 - Whoa! - Oh god. 730 00:44:05,312 --> 00:44:07,913 Okay twinkletoes. We gotta go. 731 00:44:07,915 --> 00:44:10,048 You always want me to loosen up and look at me now. 732 00:44:10,050 --> 00:44:11,750 Bye! 733 00:44:11,752 --> 00:44:13,320 Bye you crazy kids! 734 00:44:13,921 --> 00:44:15,020 I love them. 735 00:44:15,022 --> 00:44:15,921 - Oh, man. 736 00:44:15,923 --> 00:44:17,992 What a crazy night. 737 00:44:24,331 --> 00:44:25,666 What? 738 00:44:29,270 --> 00:44:31,405 What are you doing? 739 00:44:33,841 --> 00:44:35,040 No, no. 740 00:44:35,042 --> 00:44:36,775 It's me. 741 00:44:36,777 --> 00:44:39,811 I know you, Javi. I know you better than I know myself. 742 00:44:39,813 --> 00:44:41,146 Don't do this. 743 00:44:41,148 --> 00:44:43,415 Remember, I was the one to help you pass Spanish 744 00:44:43,417 --> 00:44:45,184 in order to keep your straight A status. 745 00:44:45,186 --> 00:44:46,685 Yeah, that was bullshit. 746 00:44:46,687 --> 00:44:48,420 Mrs. Chappelle was wrong and I was right. 747 00:44:48,422 --> 00:44:51,290 Okay? You don't sing "Feliz" in a happy birthday song. 748 00:44:51,292 --> 00:44:53,025 And you stayed up with me all night 749 00:44:53,027 --> 00:44:55,961 listening to T Swift when Jenna Orlansky broke up with me. 750 00:44:55,963 --> 00:44:58,096 That was a bit dramatic. No? 751 00:44:58,098 --> 00:44:59,831 It had been one week. 752 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,001 I loved her. 753 00:45:02,436 --> 00:45:04,970 Look, I know you tap your leg incessantly 754 00:45:04,972 --> 00:45:06,438 when you're nervous. 755 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,173 You rub your eyebrows when you're thinking. 756 00:45:08,175 --> 00:45:10,209 And you need to listen to nursery rhymes 757 00:45:10,211 --> 00:45:12,313 in order to go numero dos. 758 00:45:13,113 --> 00:45:14,980 I got over that. 759 00:45:14,982 --> 00:45:16,315 Yeah, sure. 760 00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:18,219 This is no joke, Javier. 761 00:45:18,819 --> 00:45:19,987 I wanna marry you. 762 00:45:20,821 --> 00:45:21,853 Come on. Get up, idiot. 763 00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:22,988 Just, ah! 764 00:45:22,990 --> 00:45:24,122 Come on man. 765 00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:25,392 Lets just do it. 766 00:45:26,994 --> 00:45:28,827 I don't know, Hunter. I don't know. 767 00:45:28,829 --> 00:45:32,998 I don't want to mess up your perfect life here. 768 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,333 What perfect life, man? 769 00:45:34,335 --> 00:45:36,401 I haven't seen my parents in like a year. 770 00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:39,137 I hate my job and I haven't had a relationship 771 00:45:39,139 --> 00:45:41,006 since high school. 772 00:45:41,008 --> 00:45:42,874 So I don't know what perfect life you're referring to. 773 00:45:42,876 --> 00:45:44,009 That's sad. 774 00:45:44,011 --> 00:45:45,744 It's not that sad. 775 00:45:45,746 --> 00:45:47,779 Come on. This is our best option. 776 00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:49,147 Our? 777 00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:50,148 I didn't mean it like that. 778 00:45:50,150 --> 00:45:51,250 - Oh no? 779 00:45:51,252 --> 00:45:52,484 Because last time I checked 780 00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:53,752 I'm the one that gets deported, no? 781 00:45:53,754 --> 00:45:54,888 I'm just trying to help. 782 00:45:55,356 --> 00:45:57,422 You don't deserve this, Javi. 783 00:45:57,424 --> 00:45:59,024 There's no difference between you and me 784 00:45:59,026 --> 00:46:00,459 you're just as much as an American as I am. 785 00:46:00,461 --> 00:46:02,796 And I wanna make that permanent. 786 00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:04,997 Come on man. 787 00:46:04,999 --> 00:46:06,767 It'd be just like old times. You and me. 788 00:46:10,804 --> 00:46:12,037 I gotta think about this. 789 00:46:12,039 --> 00:46:13,905 Okay. Yeah, sure. 790 00:46:13,907 --> 00:46:15,943 Take as much time as you need. 791 00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:19,911 I do have a date tomorrow, 792 00:46:19,913 --> 00:46:23,183 so it would be nice to know if I'm engaged or not. 793 00:46:24,285 --> 00:46:26,451 - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 794 00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:28,122 Date with my right hand. 795 00:46:28,922 --> 00:46:31,959 - Jesus. - Just kidding. It's my left. 796 00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,650 Okay, class. Sorry I'm late. 797 00:48:38,318 --> 00:48:39,654 Javi. 798 00:48:41,589 --> 00:48:45,225 Would you mind coming up here for a moment, please? 799 00:48:48,295 --> 00:48:50,596 Hey. You doing okay? 800 00:48:50,598 --> 00:48:53,064 - Oh one too many mojitos last night. 801 00:48:53,066 --> 00:48:55,402 Yeah, we kind of went hard. 802 00:48:56,336 --> 00:48:57,936 Do you think you could teach the class today? 803 00:48:57,938 --> 00:48:59,337 Really? 804 00:48:59,339 --> 00:49:01,173 Yeah, I'm afraid if I continue to open my mouth, 805 00:49:01,175 --> 00:49:03,208 I might regurgitate my breakfast. 806 00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:04,443 You really think I can do it? 807 00:49:04,445 --> 00:49:05,977 Of course. You know the material. 808 00:49:05,979 --> 00:49:07,946 The rest is just projecting confidence. 809 00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:09,448 And don't call on the eager ones. 810 00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:11,684 They're just trying to suck up to you. 811 00:49:11,686 --> 00:49:14,986 I find it's the ones in the back of the class 812 00:49:14,988 --> 00:49:16,354 that have the most to offer. 813 00:49:22,463 --> 00:49:23,631 Hi. 814 00:49:33,006 --> 00:49:35,373 Hey, wait a minute. Where you going kiddo? 815 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:36,374 It's down here. 816 00:49:36,376 --> 00:49:38,243 It's me, talking doorbell. 817 00:49:38,245 --> 00:49:39,144 Pretty cool, huh? 818 00:49:39,146 --> 00:49:40,648 Oh, hey, Chip. 819 00:49:41,982 --> 00:49:44,249 I work for a flower delivery service. These are for you? 820 00:49:44,251 --> 00:49:46,384 Oh yeah. Okay. 821 00:49:46,386 --> 00:49:48,153 Hey, little piece of advice. 822 00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:52,991 My daughter, her bullshit radar is off the charts insane. 823 00:49:52,993 --> 00:49:55,462 Listen, Hunter, man to man, 824 00:49:56,598 --> 00:50:00,566 you give her anything less than 100% honesty and she's gone. 825 00:50:00,568 --> 00:50:04,002 Oh, also, roses make her sneeze. 826 00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:05,270 Ooh, gotta go. 827 00:50:07,709 --> 00:50:09,409 What's behind your? 828 00:50:12,179 --> 00:50:14,714 I didn't know you were allergic to roses. 829 00:50:16,416 --> 00:50:19,284 I came here to tell you that I reconnected with Javi. 830 00:50:19,286 --> 00:50:21,019 Oh. You did? 831 00:50:21,021 --> 00:50:23,054 Yeah. I'm helping him with something. 832 00:50:24,024 --> 00:50:25,190 I am so sorry. 833 00:50:25,192 --> 00:50:26,692 Just come inside. 834 00:50:26,694 --> 00:50:28,530 I need a glass of ice water to make it stop. 835 00:50:29,697 --> 00:50:34,065 - How was George this morning? He looked dreadful. 836 00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:36,301 He had me teach the class. 837 00:50:36,303 --> 00:50:38,203 Really? How did that go? 838 00:50:38,205 --> 00:50:40,305 Surprisingly well. 839 00:50:40,307 --> 00:50:41,541 Great. 840 00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:43,609 Steve, once again, thank you so much. 841 00:50:43,611 --> 00:50:45,043 Of course. 842 00:50:45,045 --> 00:50:47,078 Although I'm not sure how much I can help. 843 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,714 I didn't know much about immigration law, 844 00:50:48,716 --> 00:50:52,217 so I started to read and read and read. 845 00:50:52,219 --> 00:50:53,451 It's a lot. 846 00:50:53,453 --> 00:50:56,087 But geez, is this the last of it? 847 00:50:56,089 --> 00:50:57,792 No, we just ran outta ink. 848 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,059 It's like I'm back in law school. 849 00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:02,060 I'm so sorry. 850 00:51:02,062 --> 00:51:03,428 Oh, don't be silly. 851 00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:05,196 It's good for the brain to learn something new. 852 00:51:05,198 --> 00:51:06,801 Besides, I want to help you. 853 00:51:07,467 --> 00:51:09,167 So why does Javi need your help? 854 00:51:09,169 --> 00:51:13,473 He's in a little bit of trouble with the law. 855 00:51:14,776 --> 00:51:17,075 Javi? The law? 856 00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:18,546 There's no way. 857 00:51:20,213 --> 00:51:21,481 Immigration. 858 00:51:25,085 --> 00:51:27,087 Javi's not... 859 00:51:27,487 --> 00:51:29,655 Yeah, but we're fixing it. 860 00:51:29,657 --> 00:51:30,488 Oh yeah. 861 00:51:30,490 --> 00:51:32,223 Yeah. I have a plan. 862 00:51:32,225 --> 00:51:34,594 And you know, I was thinking about 863 00:51:34,596 --> 00:51:36,596 what you said the other day 864 00:51:36,598 --> 00:51:40,702 and I was trying to like figure out like what my purpose is. 865 00:51:41,603 --> 00:51:44,137 I think I'm here for Javi. 866 00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:50,776 Was that a? 867 00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:52,377 No. 868 00:51:52,379 --> 00:51:53,244 Definitely not. 869 00:51:53,246 --> 00:51:54,513 Okay. 870 00:51:54,515 --> 00:51:55,681 Since you were brought here in 2008, 871 00:51:55,683 --> 00:51:57,617 you aren't eligible for DACA. 872 00:51:57,619 --> 00:52:00,786 That would've at least offered you some protection. 873 00:52:00,788 --> 00:52:03,388 Also, since you've been in the country illegally 874 00:52:03,390 --> 00:52:06,391 for longer than a year, you would need to wait 10 years 875 00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,730 to reenter the United States. 876 00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:17,605 What if I'm married? 877 00:52:20,642 --> 00:52:21,743 Hunter? 878 00:52:23,410 --> 00:52:24,712 Yeah. 879 00:52:25,747 --> 00:52:27,713 Oh, sweet Jesus. 880 00:52:27,715 --> 00:52:29,649 They're gonna subject you two to all sorts of tests 881 00:52:29,651 --> 00:52:32,417 and interviews to make sure you're actually a couple. 882 00:52:32,419 --> 00:52:33,721 I know. 883 00:52:34,555 --> 00:52:36,421 It's just, he's the only person 884 00:52:36,423 --> 00:52:37,890 that knows me well enough to- 885 00:52:37,892 --> 00:52:40,425 If you go through with this and they figure you out, 886 00:52:40,427 --> 00:52:42,597 they will deport you. 887 00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:47,835 What other options do I have? 888 00:52:48,770 --> 00:52:52,573 Well, as long as you don't commit a felony, 889 00:52:53,306 --> 00:52:54,742 you should be fine. 890 00:53:03,216 --> 00:53:05,450 - Okay. - Mm. Failure. 891 00:53:06,854 --> 00:53:09,889 So, do you even know how to speak Swahili? 892 00:53:09,891 --> 00:53:11,691 Uh, no. 893 00:53:11,693 --> 00:53:14,192 But it's gotta be a whole lot easier than learning Latin. 894 00:53:14,194 --> 00:53:16,194 Yeah. How's that dead language working out for you? 895 00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:17,429 It's not a dead language. 896 00:53:17,431 --> 00:53:19,230 It's the root of everything we say. 897 00:53:19,232 --> 00:53:20,566 That's pretentious. 898 00:53:20,568 --> 00:53:22,601 Pretentious from the Latin, pretender. 899 00:53:22,603 --> 00:53:24,469 To put forward as an excuse. 900 00:53:24,471 --> 00:53:26,471 Okay. Now do "nerd." 901 00:53:26,473 --> 00:53:28,373 Now do "funny." 902 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,709 Watch this. 903 00:53:29,711 --> 00:53:31,209 Have you ever thrown? 904 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,245 That is talent. 905 00:56:22,382 --> 00:56:23,784 I am. 906 00:56:36,429 --> 00:56:38,797 So do you get to pick where they send you? 907 00:56:38,799 --> 00:56:41,066 Yeah. Somewhere by the ocean would be nice. 908 00:56:41,068 --> 00:56:44,536 I'd love to get my suntan on when I'm not, you know, 909 00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:45,671 building houses, obviously. 910 00:56:45,673 --> 00:56:48,408 - Oh yeah, totally. - Shut up. 911 00:56:49,076 --> 00:56:51,145 Well, I commend you. 912 00:56:52,412 --> 00:56:54,916 I think joining the Peace Corps is pretty cool. 913 00:56:55,683 --> 00:56:57,415 It's pronounced "Core" you idiot. 914 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:59,754 - Oh. - And I haven't joined yet. 915 00:57:01,088 --> 00:57:02,455 Well you should. 916 00:57:04,825 --> 00:57:06,827 Well then what about us? 917 00:57:08,596 --> 00:57:09,897 So there's an us? 918 00:57:10,430 --> 00:57:11,832 Who knows? 919 00:57:19,607 --> 00:57:21,106 Hold that thought. 920 00:57:21,108 --> 00:57:22,176 What? 921 00:57:22,944 --> 00:57:25,478 It's Javi. - Is he okay? 922 00:57:26,047 --> 00:57:27,846 Yeah, I just, I think I should go. 923 00:57:27,848 --> 00:57:29,581 Well, I'll come with you. 924 00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:31,850 I mean, if Javi's in trouble, I wanna be there for him too. 925 00:57:31,852 --> 00:57:33,621 It's okay. I got it. 926 00:57:34,454 --> 00:57:35,856 I'll see you later. 927 00:57:37,124 --> 00:57:38,491 Hunter. 928 00:57:39,492 --> 00:57:40,628 I'm proud of you. 929 00:58:03,483 --> 00:58:04,652 Hi. 930 00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:07,853 Why'd you want me to meet you here? 931 00:58:07,855 --> 00:58:10,456 I've been here as long as I can remember. 932 00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:14,228 And still people look at me as an outsider. 933 00:58:15,763 --> 00:58:17,965 They would all cheer for me. 934 00:58:19,233 --> 00:58:22,500 And then look down on me the rest of the week. 935 00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:25,106 You and I can change that together. 936 00:58:28,175 --> 00:58:29,910 It'll never change, 937 00:58:31,912 --> 00:58:34,081 even if I become a citizen, 938 00:58:34,915 --> 00:58:37,251 I'll never be viewed as an American. 939 00:58:40,254 --> 00:58:42,990 Everything I did was to try to fit in. 940 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:47,194 That's how I ended up picking up baseball. 941 00:58:48,095 --> 00:58:50,197 My dad wanted me to play soccer. 942 00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:55,136 You remember when we became friends? 943 00:58:55,669 --> 00:58:57,036 Yeah. 944 00:58:57,038 --> 00:58:58,537 I stayed after practice with you for hours 945 00:58:58,539 --> 00:58:59,940 to work on your curve. 946 00:59:01,909 --> 00:59:04,209 Yeah. You weren't the only kid I asked. 947 00:59:04,211 --> 00:59:07,014 You were just the only one that said yes. 948 00:59:08,682 --> 00:59:11,685 You were the first kid to look at me as your equal. 949 00:59:13,154 --> 00:59:14,288 Of course I did. 950 00:59:16,824 --> 00:59:18,125 'Cause you are, 951 00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:21,729 and that's why we need to make it official. 952 00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,139 Okay. 953 00:59:34,141 --> 00:59:35,574 Okay. What? 954 00:59:35,576 --> 00:59:38,612 Okay, let's do it. Let's get married. 955 00:59:39,313 --> 00:59:40,614 Really? 956 00:59:40,981 --> 00:59:42,316 Yeah. 957 00:59:43,584 --> 00:59:44,985 We'll figure it out. 958 00:59:45,853 --> 00:59:47,621 Oh! Got you something. 959 00:59:53,761 --> 00:59:55,062 It's nice, right? 960 00:59:58,632 --> 01:00:00,067 You're an idiot. 961 01:00:01,602 --> 01:00:02,768 Now I'm your idiot. 962 01:00:03,637 --> 01:00:05,272 Come on. 963 01:00:43,010 --> 01:00:44,143 What are you doing? 964 01:00:44,145 --> 01:00:45,043 I don't know. 965 01:00:45,045 --> 01:00:46,445 I've never had anybody sleep over here 966 01:00:46,447 --> 01:00:49,047 and not have sex with them, so I thought I would take 967 01:00:49,049 --> 01:00:51,118 the couch and you can have the bed. 968 01:00:53,387 --> 01:00:57,057 When was the last time you washed these sheets? 969 01:00:59,326 --> 01:01:00,359 Uh. 970 01:01:00,361 --> 01:01:01,693 I'll take the couch. 971 01:01:01,695 --> 01:01:03,130 Yeah, it's a good choice. 972 01:01:03,797 --> 01:01:07,933 Okay. Well mi casa is su casa. 973 01:01:09,703 --> 01:01:11,069 It's "tu casa." 974 01:01:11,071 --> 01:01:13,071 "Su casa" is way too formal. 975 01:01:13,073 --> 01:01:14,773 "Tu" is for good friends. 976 01:01:14,775 --> 01:01:18,145 Look who learned Spanish. What is it for lovers? 977 01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:21,813 Okay, well you want me to tuck you in? 978 01:01:21,815 --> 01:01:23,916 No, I'm okay. Thank you. 979 01:01:23,918 --> 01:01:26,720 Are you sure I do a mean burrito? 980 01:01:27,821 --> 01:01:29,857 That's really offensive, dude. 981 01:01:31,258 --> 01:01:32,359 Sorry. 982 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:34,728 Goodnight. 983 01:01:51,845 --> 01:01:53,111 Clapping lights. Really? 984 01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:54,413 What are you, 12? 985 01:01:54,415 --> 01:01:56,317 Sky Mall baby. 986 01:01:57,985 --> 01:01:59,887 Wakey wakey. 987 01:02:00,854 --> 01:02:02,122 Hi. 988 01:02:03,224 --> 01:02:04,391 Thanks. 989 01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:10,764 So what's next? 990 01:02:11,332 --> 01:02:13,131 Should we hire a wedding planner? 991 01:02:13,133 --> 01:02:15,000 I was thinking that we could do a beach wedding, 992 01:02:15,002 --> 01:02:16,835 if that's okay with you. 993 01:02:16,837 --> 01:02:18,337 I don't know how you feel about sand between your toes, 994 01:02:18,339 --> 01:02:20,305 but I was thinking we could go barefoot. 995 01:02:20,307 --> 01:02:22,741 Oh, maybe we could do Kentucky Derby themed. 996 01:02:22,743 --> 01:02:25,410 Oh God. I love when girls wear sundresses. 997 01:02:25,412 --> 01:02:28,247 I mean boys, when boys wear sundresses. 998 01:02:28,249 --> 01:02:30,784 Okay, okay. Just, just calm down. 999 01:02:32,019 --> 01:02:33,885 I literally just woke up. 1000 01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:35,454 What, man? I'm excited. 1001 01:02:35,456 --> 01:02:38,156 Look, I've been thinking about my wedding my whole life. 1002 01:02:38,158 --> 01:02:40,158 It's like white roses everywhere. 1003 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,229 Maybe we do like a live band. 1004 01:02:43,264 --> 01:02:45,330 I thought my wife's rack would be a little bit bigger, 1005 01:02:45,332 --> 01:02:48,033 but that's okay, I'll settle for yours. 1006 01:02:48,035 --> 01:02:50,168 Jesus, you need help, bro. 1007 01:02:50,170 --> 01:02:53,340 Let's just skip the festivities. Yeah? 1008 01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:55,508 I mean, no time to waste. 1009 01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:58,812 This process is gonna take years anyways. 1010 01:02:59,446 --> 01:03:01,448 Wait, what? Years? 1011 01:03:02,349 --> 01:03:03,949 Wait, why would this take years? 1012 01:03:03,951 --> 01:03:04,950 That doesn't even- 1013 01:03:04,952 --> 01:03:06,051 You okay? 1014 01:03:06,053 --> 01:03:08,289 Yeah, no, I just thought like, 1015 01:03:09,189 --> 01:03:10,822 I thought we would get married 1016 01:03:10,824 --> 01:03:13,292 and then, you know, you'd get your green card 1017 01:03:13,294 --> 01:03:16,361 and then we'd get divorced like a few months later. 1018 01:03:16,363 --> 01:03:17,095 Yeah, no. 1019 01:03:17,097 --> 01:03:19,197 Why would they let us do that? 1020 01:03:19,199 --> 01:03:21,066 Do you know how many people would try to do that? 1021 01:03:21,068 --> 01:03:22,167 I don't know. 1022 01:03:22,169 --> 01:03:23,835 I just didn't really think it was that big a deal. 1023 01:03:23,837 --> 01:03:25,072 It's a huge deal. 1024 01:03:25,806 --> 01:03:27,306 We're literally lying to the US government. 1025 01:03:27,308 --> 01:03:29,808 Hunter, what are you talking about? 1026 01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:33,312 You could pay a huge fine, possibly go to jail. 1027 01:03:33,314 --> 01:03:36,982 Dude, I, I'm not trying to force anything on you here. 1028 01:03:36,984 --> 01:03:39,486 All right. I'll figure it out. 1029 01:03:40,487 --> 01:03:42,087 I always do. 1030 01:03:43,223 --> 01:03:45,392 Yeah. Who's there? 1031 01:03:48,095 --> 01:03:49,494 Hide. 1032 01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:50,996 Where? 1033 01:03:50,998 --> 01:03:52,433 Turn on the shower. 1034 01:04:07,114 --> 01:04:08,113 What's up buddy? 1035 01:04:08,115 --> 01:04:09,316 Long time no see. 1036 01:04:11,352 --> 01:04:13,251 Yeah. What are you doing here? 1037 01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:14,589 It's kind of early. 1038 01:04:15,356 --> 01:04:17,424 I got a couple questions for you. 1039 01:04:20,894 --> 01:04:23,261 Two coffee cups, a clown nose. 1040 01:04:23,263 --> 01:04:26,367 And who's in the shower buddy boy? 1041 01:04:27,234 --> 01:04:29,868 Clearly Julia. Sherlock. 1042 01:04:29,870 --> 01:04:33,872 Hmm. So that's why you've been dodging me this whole time. 1043 01:04:33,874 --> 01:04:35,374 You dirty dog. 1044 01:04:35,376 --> 01:04:38,143 Yep. And we're going for round two when she gets out. 1045 01:04:38,145 --> 01:04:41,048 So what do you want? 1046 01:04:42,015 --> 01:04:45,620 I was wondering if you've seen our old pal, Javi. 1047 01:04:46,387 --> 01:04:47,488 Javi? 1048 01:04:48,590 --> 01:04:52,625 I mean, not since the reunion. Why? 1049 01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:57,028 Did he seem like he was in trouble or anything like that? 1050 01:04:57,030 --> 01:04:57,896 Trouble? 1051 01:04:57,898 --> 01:04:59,565 Er, no. 1052 01:04:59,567 --> 01:05:03,036 I mean, you know, Javi, the kid never gets into trouble. 1053 01:05:04,171 --> 01:05:05,937 Hm mm. Alright. 1054 01:05:05,939 --> 01:05:07,507 Well I have reason to believe 1055 01:05:07,509 --> 01:05:11,646 that Javi is an illegal alien residing in this country. 1056 01:05:13,914 --> 01:05:15,916 I know nothing about that. 1057 01:05:17,184 --> 01:05:18,520 You sure? 1058 01:05:20,053 --> 01:05:21,587 Alright. 1059 01:05:21,589 --> 01:05:26,594 You mind telling me what this is all about? 1060 01:05:29,062 --> 01:05:30,429 What are you following me? 1061 01:05:30,431 --> 01:05:32,063 Remember last year at Justin's party 1062 01:05:32,065 --> 01:05:33,498 when you blacked out and I had to come pick you up? 1063 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:35,066 You shared your location with me? 1064 01:05:35,068 --> 01:05:36,435 Well, you never stopped sharing it, 1065 01:05:36,437 --> 01:05:38,638 but hey, what are friends for, right? 1066 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:39,971 Okay. Come on. 1067 01:05:39,973 --> 01:05:41,206 You need to go. 1068 01:05:43,210 --> 01:05:44,445 Who's that? 1069 01:05:45,613 --> 01:05:46,947 Just. 1070 01:05:51,218 --> 01:05:53,452 Hey, I was just thinking about what you said and I, 1071 01:05:53,454 --> 01:05:55,220 and I felt really useless 1072 01:05:55,222 --> 01:05:56,955 because I obviously wanna be able to help too. 1073 01:05:56,957 --> 01:05:58,457 And I'm sorry, 'cause I feel like I've been pushing 1074 01:05:58,459 --> 01:06:00,959 you kind of out of the way and- 1075 01:06:00,961 --> 01:06:01,995 Hi Tracy. 1076 01:06:02,630 --> 01:06:06,133 Uh, Ryan. What are you doing here? 1077 01:06:06,967 --> 01:06:08,467 Was about to ask you the same thing. 1078 01:06:08,469 --> 01:06:11,102 'Cause I mean, if Julia's in the shower. 1079 01:06:11,104 --> 01:06:12,672 - Julia? - And you're here, 1080 01:06:12,674 --> 01:06:16,241 then you must be having like a threesome or something. 1081 01:06:16,243 --> 01:06:17,579 Where's Javi? 1082 01:06:19,213 --> 01:06:21,716 I don't know. I haven't seen him. 1083 01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:25,452 Is anything you said to me real? 1084 01:06:26,987 --> 01:06:28,021 Tracy. 1085 01:06:28,656 --> 01:06:30,690 Got it. Of course. 1086 01:06:30,692 --> 01:06:32,660 Tracy. I can... 1087 01:06:37,264 --> 01:06:39,699 That was awkward. What was all that about? 1088 01:06:39,701 --> 01:06:41,399 Get the hell outta here. 1089 01:06:41,401 --> 01:06:44,504 Okay, but hey, you guys still together or single? 1090 01:06:44,506 --> 01:06:48,674 Hey, give Julia my best. 1091 01:06:50,010 --> 01:06:51,044 Stupid. 1092 01:06:55,249 --> 01:06:56,483 Hey. 1093 01:06:59,286 --> 01:07:01,054 What was Tracy doing here? 1094 01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:04,289 You saw that? 1095 01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:08,061 Yeah. What did she want to help with? 1096 01:07:09,062 --> 01:07:12,532 I just needed some organizational help 1097 01:07:12,534 --> 01:07:13,465 with the apartment. 1098 01:07:13,467 --> 01:07:16,771 And she's good at that thing. 1099 01:07:18,038 --> 01:07:19,172 You're lying. 1100 01:07:21,543 --> 01:07:22,575 I'm not. 1101 01:07:22,577 --> 01:07:24,779 I didn't even know that you two still talked. 1102 01:07:25,312 --> 01:07:27,715 We just reconnected. 1103 01:07:28,315 --> 01:07:30,183 How reconnected, Hunter? 1104 01:07:36,624 --> 01:07:38,056 That's why. Huh? 1105 01:07:38,058 --> 01:07:39,190 What? 1106 01:07:39,192 --> 01:07:40,560 That's why you're doing this? 1107 01:07:40,562 --> 01:07:43,328 So that you can show Tracy that you've changed. 1108 01:07:43,330 --> 01:07:45,733 No, that's not true, man. 1109 01:07:46,466 --> 01:07:48,536 How could I have been so stupid? 1110 01:07:53,206 --> 01:07:55,473 My dad was right about you. 1111 01:07:55,475 --> 01:07:58,476 Javi, wait, just hold up. 1112 01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:29,508 Hunter, you can't just keep showing up here and thinking. 1113 01:08:29,510 --> 01:08:31,711 Javi, what are you doing here? 1114 01:08:31,713 --> 01:08:33,512 Hunter was lying. It was me in the shower. 1115 01:08:33,514 --> 01:08:35,783 He was lying to try to protect me, 1116 01:08:36,718 --> 01:08:38,784 but he clearly still has feelings for you. 1117 01:08:38,786 --> 01:08:40,385 Wait, why were you in the shower? 1118 01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:43,121 Hunter proposed to me. 1119 01:08:43,123 --> 01:08:43,823 He did what? 1120 01:08:43,825 --> 01:08:45,524 Yeah. 1121 01:08:45,526 --> 01:08:47,125 Okay, so like there's this whole immigration thing 1122 01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:48,861 going on right now and it's a really big mess. 1123 01:08:48,863 --> 01:08:50,630 And Hunter had this idea of like, "Hey, let's get married 1124 01:08:50,632 --> 01:08:52,397 and maybe we can like go through that." 1125 01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:54,533 And I, I'm so sorry I didn't want to involve you too much, 1126 01:08:54,535 --> 01:08:56,134 but like, I gotta get going. 1127 01:08:56,136 --> 01:08:57,536 Thank you. - Calm down. 1128 01:08:57,538 --> 01:09:00,273 Do you wanna just come in and talk to me about it? 1129 01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:02,610 Yeah. Okay. 1130 01:09:08,650 --> 01:09:12,652 We stayed, moved here and you know the rest. 1131 01:09:12,654 --> 01:09:14,720 Javi. I had no idea. 1132 01:09:14,722 --> 01:09:16,555 How could you? I never told you. 1133 01:09:16,557 --> 01:09:18,156 I could've asked. 1134 01:09:18,158 --> 01:09:20,193 And I wouldn't have told you anyways. 1135 01:09:21,663 --> 01:09:24,899 Wish I did earlier though. That felt good. 1136 01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:28,834 Thanks for listening, Tracy. You're really good at this. 1137 01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:30,337 Of course. 1138 01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:37,210 Hey, would you be okay if I wrote down your story? 1139 01:09:38,579 --> 01:09:39,879 Really? 1140 01:09:39,881 --> 01:09:41,212 You'd want to? 1141 01:09:41,214 --> 01:09:42,682 Of course. 1142 01:09:42,684 --> 01:09:43,916 I mean, it's so honest and brave 1143 01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:46,754 and I think we should share that. 1144 01:09:47,555 --> 01:09:48,754 Don't worry. 1145 01:09:48,756 --> 01:09:50,556 I won't have to publish it with your name or anything. 1146 01:09:50,558 --> 01:09:52,424 You know what? Let's do it. 1147 01:09:52,426 --> 01:09:54,862 They can't deport me for just existing. 1148 01:09:56,597 --> 01:09:58,533 I'm not gonna hide anymore. 1149 01:10:00,702 --> 01:10:02,868 I think I need to go talk to Hunter. 1150 01:10:02,870 --> 01:10:05,606 Oh, I don't know if he's serious. 1151 01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:08,339 I mean, if he was willing to give up all this 1152 01:10:08,341 --> 01:10:11,244 to protect you, I know he's serious. 1153 01:10:12,212 --> 01:10:13,781 You're good for him, Javi. 1154 01:10:15,215 --> 01:10:16,481 I'm too good for him. 1155 01:10:43,611 --> 01:10:45,278 How'd you find me? 1156 01:10:46,246 --> 01:10:48,716 You posted a photo of your cappuccino, idiot. 1157 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:52,383 I know it wasn't Julia Murphy. 1158 01:10:52,385 --> 01:10:53,855 Javi told me the truth. 1159 01:10:54,756 --> 01:10:56,254 He did? 1160 01:10:56,256 --> 01:10:58,726 Yeah. So what's your plan to get him back? 1161 01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:00,659 I don't know. I don't have one. 1162 01:11:00,661 --> 01:11:02,864 Quit moping. Think. 1163 01:11:03,831 --> 01:11:05,398 I should just let him go. 1164 01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:08,002 I'm screwed up, Trace. 1165 01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:11,606 Can't do anything without putting myself first. 1166 01:11:12,673 --> 01:11:14,272 There are a million ways 1167 01:11:14,274 --> 01:11:16,542 you could have showed me that you've changed. 1168 01:11:16,544 --> 01:11:17,676 You saw your best friend was in trouble 1169 01:11:17,678 --> 01:11:19,412 and you stepped up to help him. 1170 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,316 You're not screwed up. You're a mensch. 1171 01:11:23,785 --> 01:11:25,450 What the hell is a mensch? 1172 01:11:25,452 --> 01:11:26,786 A good person. 1173 01:11:26,788 --> 01:11:30,024 Someone with integrity and honor. 1174 01:11:33,293 --> 01:11:36,864 You get another chance with him. Don't blow it. 1175 01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:47,474 Mmm. Hmm. 1176 01:13:41,522 --> 01:13:42,453 Hello. 1177 01:13:42,455 --> 01:13:44,123 Hello, Javi. 1178 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,157 Ryan? 1179 01:13:45,159 --> 01:13:46,792 Meet me outside. 1180 01:13:46,794 --> 01:13:47,893 Or? 1181 01:13:47,895 --> 01:13:50,164 I'll drag your father into this as well. 1182 01:14:03,711 --> 01:14:05,110 Lets go for a ride. 1183 01:14:05,112 --> 01:14:07,112 They give those all to crossing guards. 1184 01:14:07,114 --> 01:14:08,580 No, they do not. 1185 01:14:08,582 --> 01:14:10,481 But it is tax deductible. 1186 01:14:17,591 --> 01:14:19,193 Don't forget to buckle up. 1187 01:14:20,127 --> 01:14:21,729 You're an ass. 1188 01:14:23,130 --> 01:14:24,863 So what's the plan here after kidnapping me? 1189 01:14:24,865 --> 01:14:27,802 You'll see. You'll see. 1190 01:14:29,469 --> 01:14:31,939 Why are you doing this? 1191 01:14:33,207 --> 01:14:34,873 I knew you didn't like me, 1192 01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:37,743 but I didn't realize it was because you were racist. 1193 01:14:37,745 --> 01:14:39,878 Wait, I am not racist. 1194 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,614 Okay, why don't, let's stop talking. 1195 01:14:42,616 --> 01:14:44,750 Alright, let's be quiet. 1196 01:14:44,752 --> 01:14:46,654 Alright. Thank you. 1197 01:14:47,221 --> 01:14:49,088 Okay. You're gonna love this place. 1198 01:14:49,090 --> 01:14:51,523 It's been in my family for a long time. 1199 01:14:56,998 --> 01:14:58,597 - Hunter. - Hey. 1200 01:15:00,768 --> 01:15:02,603 Hey, is Javi here? 1201 01:15:02,770 --> 01:15:05,537 Javi? No, no, no. 1202 01:15:05,539 --> 01:15:07,539 He said with Ryan. 1203 01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:08,075 Ryan? 1204 01:15:12,246 --> 01:15:13,779 Why would he take Javi? 1205 01:15:13,781 --> 01:15:15,916 God, that asshole. 1206 01:15:16,517 --> 01:15:18,017 Um. 1207 01:15:18,019 --> 01:15:20,919 Oh wait, the keys I gave Javi have a tracker on them. 1208 01:15:20,921 --> 01:15:23,090 Shit, he's at the cabin. 1209 01:15:23,791 --> 01:15:25,760 We have to go help him. 1210 01:15:44,712 --> 01:15:46,545 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 1211 01:15:46,547 --> 01:15:47,813 Did you get robbed? 1212 01:15:47,815 --> 01:15:51,018 As a matter of fact, I did. By you. 1213 01:15:51,218 --> 01:15:54,722 Take a seat please. 1214 01:15:55,556 --> 01:15:57,158 Honestly, I'm impressed. 1215 01:15:58,159 --> 01:16:00,959 Framing me for a robbery is beyond my expectations for you. 1216 01:16:00,961 --> 01:16:02,561 Right? 1217 01:16:02,563 --> 01:16:04,229 Yeah, it looks, it looks good. Thank you. 1218 01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:06,065 Alright, but the rope. 1219 01:16:06,067 --> 01:16:07,066 Shoot. Yeah, the rope. 1220 01:16:07,068 --> 01:16:08,233 Where's the rope? 1221 01:16:08,235 --> 01:16:09,568 Shoot. 1222 01:16:09,570 --> 01:16:10,669 Take your shirt off. 1223 01:16:10,671 --> 01:16:11,804 Is this really necessary? 1224 01:16:11,806 --> 01:16:12,838 Yeah. I gotta tie you up man. 1225 01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:13,941 Gotta make this believable. 1226 01:16:15,242 --> 01:16:16,975 All right. Good job. 1227 01:16:16,977 --> 01:16:19,611 Don't worry. I won't tie this too tight. 1228 01:16:19,613 --> 01:16:20,979 I'll make a call. 1229 01:16:20,981 --> 01:16:23,749 We'll get you right back to Mexico in no time. 1230 01:16:23,751 --> 01:16:25,284 Peru. 1231 01:16:25,286 --> 01:16:26,587 Whatever. 1232 01:16:28,722 --> 01:16:29,755 All righty. 1233 01:16:29,757 --> 01:16:31,092 Why do you hate me? 1234 01:16:31,725 --> 01:16:32,991 I don't hate you. 1235 01:16:32,993 --> 01:16:35,160 Obviously I did something to you. 1236 01:16:35,162 --> 01:16:37,598 Yeah, duh. You replaced me. 1237 01:16:38,099 --> 01:16:39,333 How? 1238 01:16:40,101 --> 01:16:43,102 Well, my dad liked you better than me for one. 1239 01:16:43,104 --> 01:16:46,105 I mean, he started you over me just to rub it in my face. 1240 01:16:46,107 --> 01:16:49,777 No, that's 'cause I was better than you. 1241 01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:55,116 Don't get cute. 1242 01:16:55,883 --> 01:16:58,617 You took my best friend away from me. 1243 01:16:58,619 --> 01:17:01,019 Hunter was my best friend before you showed up. 1244 01:17:01,021 --> 01:17:03,021 And he was my friend again after you disappeared. 1245 01:17:03,023 --> 01:17:05,023 And then all of a sudden you pop up outta the blue 1246 01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:06,758 and he's got no more time for me. 1247 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:08,293 You really think Hunter's gonna want 1248 01:17:08,295 --> 01:17:10,762 to be your friend after all this? 1249 01:17:10,764 --> 01:17:11,966 Worked before. 1250 01:17:13,100 --> 01:17:15,134 Regardless, it's not about him. Right? 1251 01:17:15,136 --> 01:17:16,902 Those ICE agents, they told me 1252 01:17:16,904 --> 01:17:18,637 that they would bring me on board if I brought them 1253 01:17:18,639 --> 01:17:21,640 something and you are something. 1254 01:17:21,642 --> 01:17:23,909 So they're just gonna prop you up on their shoulders 1255 01:17:23,911 --> 01:17:26,311 and parade you around the office, huh? 1256 01:17:26,313 --> 01:17:27,312 Yeah. 1257 01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:28,548 Grow up. 1258 01:17:28,550 --> 01:17:31,685 They're just gonna take credit for deporting me. 1259 01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:35,787 I mean, that's not what they said, but whatever. 1260 01:17:35,789 --> 01:17:37,055 That's not what they said. Yeah. 1261 01:17:37,057 --> 01:17:39,791 Look regardless, you don't belong here, Javi. 1262 01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:40,826 Oh, and you do? 1263 01:17:40,828 --> 01:17:42,060 I mean, I don't know, 1264 01:17:42,062 --> 01:17:44,062 but you're not special. 1265 01:17:44,064 --> 01:17:45,833 Yeah. Neither are you. 1266 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,934 Hunter, Tracy, me. 1267 01:17:48,936 --> 01:17:51,038 None of us are special. 1268 01:17:51,805 --> 01:17:54,239 I shouldn't have to be special to live my life. 1269 01:17:54,241 --> 01:17:56,175 You don't know what it's like, 1270 01:17:56,177 --> 01:18:00,848 constantly having to prove that you deserve to be yourself. 1271 01:18:02,183 --> 01:18:04,718 I didn't ask for this. Okay, Ryan? 1272 01:18:05,819 --> 01:18:07,186 I didn't ask for any of this. 1273 01:18:07,188 --> 01:18:09,423 I didn't ask to come to this country 1274 01:18:10,357 --> 01:18:13,827 and you, you didn't ask to be born here. 1275 01:18:14,962 --> 01:18:17,264 I'm an American just like you. 1276 01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:21,735 We grew up together. Remember? 1277 01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:25,439 We had the same teachers, 1278 01:18:25,973 --> 01:18:27,741 watched the same movies, 1279 01:18:29,977 --> 01:18:31,845 listened to the same music. 1280 01:18:35,983 --> 01:18:38,385 We're more alike than you think. 1281 01:18:44,225 --> 01:18:47,194 Is this Hunter's PlayStation? 1282 01:18:47,828 --> 01:18:49,396 It is actually. 1283 01:18:49,964 --> 01:18:51,763 You got that. Huh? 1284 01:18:51,765 --> 01:18:53,334 He told me he donated it. 1285 01:18:56,003 --> 01:18:57,771 Technically he did. 1286 01:19:00,007 --> 01:19:02,441 I used to get a lot of his old stuff. 1287 01:19:02,443 --> 01:19:03,744 Yeah, me too. 1288 01:19:17,758 --> 01:19:22,027 Well, maybe we could have been friends after all. 1289 01:19:22,029 --> 01:19:26,164 Look, I'm sorry to do this to you, Javi, 1290 01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:28,435 but um it's just business. 1291 01:19:33,941 --> 01:19:35,340 Hi. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1292 01:19:35,342 --> 01:19:37,276 It's, um, it's, it's Ryan. 1293 01:19:37,278 --> 01:19:39,911 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The. 1294 01:19:39,913 --> 01:19:41,179 Yeah. Yeah. 1295 01:19:41,181 --> 01:19:43,282 So I got the perpetrator apprehended here. 1296 01:19:43,284 --> 01:19:46,285 Yeah, I mean, I caught him trying to break into my cabin 1297 01:19:46,287 --> 01:19:47,919 and rob me, if you can believe that. 1298 01:19:47,921 --> 01:19:49,288 Yeah. 1299 01:19:49,290 --> 01:19:51,189 So just, you know, like, like what we talked about. 1300 01:19:51,191 --> 01:19:52,791 Just er. 1301 01:19:52,793 --> 01:19:54,194 Hello. Hello. 1302 01:19:54,928 --> 01:19:56,196 Okay, bye. 1303 01:19:57,298 --> 01:19:59,464 I, I told them to wait around the corner, 1304 01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:02,836 so they should be here any moment. 1305 01:20:04,071 --> 01:20:06,840 Anything I can get you in your last moments as an American? 1306 01:20:10,077 --> 01:20:11,843 Yo! 1307 01:20:11,845 --> 01:20:12,944 Ah! 1308 01:20:12,946 --> 01:20:14,846 Shit. I think I broke my finger. 1309 01:20:14,848 --> 01:20:15,847 You broke my nose, man. 1310 01:20:15,849 --> 01:20:17,215 Fuck your nose. 1311 01:20:17,217 --> 01:20:19,851 Tracy! Javi, are you okay? 1312 01:20:19,853 --> 01:20:20,819 Thank you. 1313 01:20:20,821 --> 01:20:22,423 Javi. Papi! 1314 01:20:30,197 --> 01:20:31,832 We gotta go, Javi. Come on. 1315 01:21:25,152 --> 01:21:26,621 Thanks. Pleasure. 1316 01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:31,289 Wait, wait. So I'm hired, right? 1317 01:21:31,291 --> 01:21:34,495 Like um...gonna bring me on board, you know? 1318 01:21:36,163 --> 01:21:39,299 Uh, give us a call tomorrow. 1319 01:21:39,634 --> 01:21:41,299 I think they're hiring a crossing guard 1320 01:21:41,301 --> 01:21:43,168 for the parking lot. 1321 01:21:43,170 --> 01:21:45,607 You can start there and work your way up. 1322 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:48,142 You got something on your lip, by the way? 1323 01:21:50,578 --> 01:21:53,912 Thank you. Thank you, sir. 1324 01:22:35,456 --> 01:22:37,124 Javier? 1325 01:22:38,959 --> 01:22:40,459 Dude. 1326 01:22:40,461 --> 01:22:42,093 Javier. 1327 01:22:42,095 --> 01:22:43,094 Hi. Yes. 1328 01:22:43,096 --> 01:22:44,129 You don't know your name? 1329 01:22:44,131 --> 01:22:45,130 Oh no. I, I do. 1330 01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:46,532 I just go by Javi. 1331 01:22:46,534 --> 01:22:49,468 Okay, well here it says Javier. 1332 01:22:49,470 --> 01:22:52,005 Any other names I need to know about? 1333 01:22:56,376 --> 01:23:00,147 Oh, just him, I'll deal with you later. 1334 01:23:05,118 --> 01:23:08,019 Do you have the supporting documentation necessary? 1335 01:23:08,021 --> 01:23:10,592 Bank accounts, lease agreements? 1336 01:23:11,492 --> 01:23:12,727 Yes. 1337 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:24,269 So Javi, you are here today to apply 1338 01:23:24,271 --> 01:23:27,172 for a green card through your husband- 1339 01:23:27,174 --> 01:23:28,139 Hunter. 1340 01:23:28,141 --> 01:23:31,142 Hunter. Yes. Yes. 1341 01:23:31,144 --> 01:23:33,144 When did the two of you get married? 1342 01:23:33,146 --> 01:23:34,412 About a year ago. 1343 01:23:34,414 --> 01:23:36,416 Do you remember the date? 1344 01:23:37,384 --> 01:23:41,186 I'm bad with dates. I think it was July 21st. 1345 01:23:41,188 --> 01:23:44,055 I don't know. You tell me. 1346 01:23:44,057 --> 01:23:45,425 July 21st. 1347 01:23:46,528 --> 01:23:49,162 What color was Hunter's suit? 1348 01:23:51,198 --> 01:23:52,297 There you are. 1349 01:23:52,299 --> 01:23:54,199 Perrywinkle Blue. 1350 01:23:54,201 --> 01:23:56,034 Can you enter into the record 1351 01:23:56,036 --> 01:23:58,773 that I was actually really proud of that suit? 1352 01:24:00,173 --> 01:24:02,075 That's not how this works. 1353 01:24:04,044 --> 01:24:05,443 You okay? 1354 01:24:05,445 --> 01:24:06,746 Yeah. I'm good. 1355 01:24:06,748 --> 01:24:08,215 You look like shit. 1356 01:24:09,551 --> 01:24:10,315 Thanks. 1357 01:24:10,317 --> 01:24:11,553 You're welcome, 1358 01:24:17,725 --> 01:24:19,092 Please. 1359 01:24:22,195 --> 01:24:24,062 Oh God. Is that? 1360 01:24:24,064 --> 01:24:25,196 Root beer and scotch. 1361 01:24:25,198 --> 01:24:26,398 Jesus. 1362 01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:27,633 Can't believe I used to drink that. 1363 01:24:27,635 --> 01:24:29,334 Yeah, you taught me well. 1364 01:24:29,336 --> 01:24:31,539 Don't ever listen to me again. 1365 01:24:32,339 --> 01:24:34,239 Where was the wedding? 1366 01:24:34,241 --> 01:24:35,543 Tracy's house. 1367 01:24:41,248 --> 01:24:42,482 Ugh. 1368 01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:47,118 Hunter and his freaking roses. 1369 01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:48,486 Tracy is? 1370 01:24:48,488 --> 01:24:51,222 My former paramour. 1371 01:24:51,224 --> 01:24:52,758 Aren't you gay? 1372 01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:55,595 Yes, your Honor. Super gay. 1373 01:24:55,597 --> 01:25:00,498 I answer in the affirmative. Men are my preference. 1374 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:05,707 Javi, specifically, I find the female body grotesque. 1375 01:25:06,708 --> 01:25:10,241 Well, not you. You're actually quite lovely. 1376 01:25:10,243 --> 01:25:14,682 I'm not a judge, so please stop talking like that. 1377 01:25:15,617 --> 01:25:19,384 And let's refrain from mentioning my appearance. 1378 01:25:19,386 --> 01:25:20,786 Yes ma'am. 1379 01:25:20,788 --> 01:25:22,521 - Can I be honest with you? - Sure. 1380 01:25:22,523 --> 01:25:24,157 I'm terrified of you. 1381 01:25:25,526 --> 01:25:26,794 You should be. 1382 01:25:29,864 --> 01:25:31,496 And who married you? 1383 01:25:31,498 --> 01:25:34,399 George Hart. He's my professor and mentor. 1384 01:25:34,401 --> 01:25:35,737 Hey. 1385 01:25:37,137 --> 01:25:38,370 Oh gosh. 1386 01:25:38,372 --> 01:25:40,171 Thank you so much for doing this. 1387 01:25:40,173 --> 01:25:41,540 Of course. It's my honor. 1388 01:25:41,542 --> 01:25:43,542 He's been practicing in the mirror for a month. 1389 01:25:44,411 --> 01:25:45,711 I have not. 1390 01:25:45,713 --> 01:25:48,146 Are you two ready to do this? 1391 01:25:48,148 --> 01:25:50,248 Yes. I'm ready. 1392 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,150 Okay. Wait, wait. My dad. 1393 01:25:52,152 --> 01:25:53,888 Got him right here. 1394 01:26:06,668 --> 01:26:09,202 Your father was deported, correct? 1395 01:26:09,837 --> 01:26:10,905 Yes. 1396 01:26:12,339 --> 01:26:13,641 Gracias, Papi. 1397 01:26:18,412 --> 01:26:20,579 We are gathered here today to join Javi 1398 01:26:20,581 --> 01:26:23,350 and Hunter in holy matrimony. 1399 01:26:24,317 --> 01:26:25,851 Hunter, would you like to state your vows? 1400 01:26:25,853 --> 01:26:28,587 Oh, that's okay. We didn't prepare anything- 1401 01:26:28,589 --> 01:26:31,191 I did actually...little. 1402 01:26:35,328 --> 01:26:36,862 Javi. 1403 01:26:36,864 --> 01:26:39,801 I made the worst decision of my life five years ago. 1404 01:26:40,601 --> 01:26:43,236 I wish we didn't lose all that time. 1405 01:26:44,371 --> 01:26:48,941 I vow to never leave your side again, even for five minutes. 1406 01:26:48,943 --> 01:26:51,376 - Well. - Not even five minutes. 1407 01:26:53,480 --> 01:26:57,217 You're my best friend. My compatriot. 1408 01:26:57,952 --> 01:27:00,220 And I'm honored to now call you my husband. 1409 01:27:02,355 --> 01:27:03,723 I love you, man. 1410 01:27:03,725 --> 01:27:07,260 Compatriot, huh? That's a big word for you. 1411 01:27:08,930 --> 01:27:10,263 I'm kidding. 1412 01:27:12,365 --> 01:27:16,236 Hunter, you're a true friend. 1413 01:27:16,971 --> 01:27:20,506 You made a scared kid from another country 1414 01:27:20,508 --> 01:27:23,745 feel comfortable on day one. 1415 01:27:24,746 --> 01:27:27,715 I'm forever grateful for that. 1416 01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:31,719 I love you too, man. 1417 01:27:35,255 --> 01:27:36,389 Are you? 1418 01:27:36,858 --> 01:27:37,992 Allergies? 1419 01:27:40,661 --> 01:27:42,930 You may now exchange rings. 1420 01:27:48,268 --> 01:27:49,302 Okay. 1421 01:27:54,274 --> 01:27:55,877 Phew. It fits. 1422 01:27:56,544 --> 01:27:57,777 By the power vested in me 1423 01:27:57,779 --> 01:27:59,545 and the commonwealth of Massachusetts. 1424 01:27:59,547 --> 01:28:02,016 Wait! You have to stomp on the wine glass. 1425 01:28:03,551 --> 01:28:04,786 It's good luck. 1426 01:28:06,554 --> 01:28:08,554 Are you Jewish? 1427 01:28:08,556 --> 01:28:09,891 Tracy is. 1428 01:28:10,558 --> 01:28:13,291 Hunter's ex-girlfriend? 1429 01:28:13,293 --> 01:28:14,327 Yes. 1430 01:28:15,696 --> 01:28:17,797 And what does she do? 1431 01:28:17,799 --> 01:28:21,299 Oh, she works for the local paper telling people stories. 1432 01:28:21,301 --> 01:28:22,868 For my quinceanera, 1433 01:28:22,870 --> 01:28:26,304 I wanted to have a pony, but we ended up with a clown. 1434 01:28:26,306 --> 01:28:30,576 Usually they're old men, but this one was a young woman. 1435 01:28:30,578 --> 01:28:31,710 Wow. 1436 01:28:31,712 --> 01:28:34,580 Yeah, that girl, she really, 1437 01:28:34,582 --> 01:28:36,984 she really gets around. 1438 01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:41,454 I now pronounce you husbands. 1439 01:28:41,722 --> 01:28:43,356 You may now kiss. 1440 01:28:49,030 --> 01:28:49,995 Mazeltov. 1441 01:28:56,604 --> 01:28:58,003 Thank you. 1442 01:28:58,005 --> 01:28:59,605 Yes. Yes. 1443 01:29:16,356 --> 01:29:17,758 What is it? 1444 01:29:18,358 --> 01:29:21,028 Oh, I just thought you'd want to see some photos. 1445 01:29:21,596 --> 01:29:23,363 Papers are so boring. 1446 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:26,834 Cute. 1447 01:29:28,769 --> 01:29:32,071 Hunter, what side of the bed does Javi sleep on? 1448 01:29:32,073 --> 01:29:33,639 The left. 1449 01:29:33,641 --> 01:29:35,040 What kind of mattress is it? 1450 01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:36,775 A sleep number. 1451 01:29:36,777 --> 01:29:38,980 And what's Javi's sleep number? 1452 01:29:40,648 --> 01:29:42,415 I don't know. 1453 01:29:43,517 --> 01:29:45,951 He's always fiddling around with the damn thing. 1454 01:29:45,953 --> 01:29:47,653 I'm sorry, I, I can't decide. 1455 01:29:47,655 --> 01:29:52,425 Sometimes I'm a 70 other days I'm a 25. 1456 01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:54,862 All over the place. 1457 01:29:57,665 --> 01:30:00,001 - I|m a 45. - Me too. 1458 01:30:01,068 --> 01:30:02,668 Sorry. 1459 01:30:02,670 --> 01:30:04,536 What's your favorite ice cream flavor? 1460 01:30:04,538 --> 01:30:05,804 Oh, we love strawberry. 1461 01:30:05,806 --> 01:30:07,405 Hunter does his thing. 1462 01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:08,908 He grabs two Oreos, puts it in a mug, crushes it, 1463 01:30:08,910 --> 01:30:12,013 and then we grab two scoops of strawberry. 1464 01:30:12,813 --> 01:30:14,813 It's delicious. You should try it. 1465 01:30:14,815 --> 01:30:16,815 I'm lactose intolerant. 1466 01:30:16,817 --> 01:30:19,587 Oh, I, I'm sorry. I just, I didn't. 1467 01:30:21,122 --> 01:30:23,555 What color is Hunter's toothbrush? 1468 01:30:23,557 --> 01:30:25,090 Well, that's a funny story. 1469 01:30:25,092 --> 01:30:27,559 We were at an Airbnb with some friends 1470 01:30:27,561 --> 01:30:29,460 and Hunter here thought 1471 01:30:29,462 --> 01:30:32,900 that his toothbrush wasn't his toothbrush. 1472 01:30:34,535 --> 01:30:36,434 - It's not mine. - Yes it is. 1473 01:30:36,436 --> 01:30:37,836 No, it's not. 1474 01:30:37,838 --> 01:30:38,837 Mine didn't have that silver streak on it. 1475 01:30:38,839 --> 01:30:40,572 Yes it did. 1476 01:30:40,574 --> 01:30:41,840 Why don't you go ask everyone if that's their toothbrush? 1477 01:30:41,842 --> 01:30:43,709 No, that's embarrassing. 1478 01:30:43,711 --> 01:30:44,843 You know what? I don't care. 1479 01:30:44,845 --> 01:30:46,914 Don't brush your teeth, okay? 1480 01:30:49,583 --> 01:30:50,849 - No! - Please. 1481 01:30:50,851 --> 01:30:52,483 That's disgusting. 1482 01:30:52,485 --> 01:30:53,852 It's less disgusting than using some stranger- 1483 01:30:53,854 --> 01:30:55,120 - It's yours. - No it isn't. 1484 01:30:55,122 --> 01:30:56,322 It looked weird. 1485 01:30:56,324 --> 01:30:58,157 It was the same white electric toothbrush 1486 01:30:58,159 --> 01:30:59,725 he's always used. 1487 01:30:59,727 --> 01:31:00,960 He was convinced it was someone else's. 1488 01:31:00,962 --> 01:31:03,798 So, whose toothbrush did you use? 1489 01:31:06,867 --> 01:31:10,503 Whose toothbrush did you use? 1490 01:31:12,606 --> 01:31:13,941 Mine. 1491 01:31:14,976 --> 01:31:18,512 You two shared a toothbrush. 1492 01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:21,515 Unfortunately. 1493 01:31:29,090 --> 01:31:33,625 So taking into account the documentation submitted, 1494 01:31:33,627 --> 01:31:37,162 the photos and your testimony, 1495 01:31:37,164 --> 01:31:40,101 especially that nauseating story, 1496 01:31:40,768 --> 01:31:43,104 I find that this application 1497 01:31:45,506 --> 01:31:46,974 can be approved. 1498 01:31:47,775 --> 01:31:49,775 You will receive a green card 1499 01:31:49,777 --> 01:31:52,513 within seven days to three months. 1500 01:31:54,782 --> 01:31:56,250 Congratulations. 1501 01:31:56,784 --> 01:31:58,017 Thank you. 1502 01:31:58,019 --> 01:31:59,920 Thank you, your Honor. 1503 01:32:01,522 --> 01:32:02,990 You're a real mensch. 1504 01:32:12,199 --> 01:32:16,270 Wow. Young minds ready to be molded. 1505 01:32:17,538 --> 01:32:20,706 You're gonna be so great. Can't wait to hear all about it. 1506 01:32:20,708 --> 01:32:22,009 Thanks, Trace. 1507 01:32:22,643 --> 01:32:23,809 - Guess what? - What? 1508 01:32:23,811 --> 01:32:25,677 I just got word that my column 1509 01:32:25,679 --> 01:32:27,046 is supposed to come out tomorrow. 1510 01:32:27,048 --> 01:32:30,582 Is it? Did you figure out a title for it yet? 1511 01:32:30,584 --> 01:32:31,719 You'll see. 1512 01:32:32,686 --> 01:32:34,286 You want me to go in there? 1513 01:32:34,288 --> 01:32:37,556 I could make faces in the back of the class if that'll help. 1514 01:32:37,558 --> 01:32:39,060 No, I'm okay. 1515 01:32:39,794 --> 01:32:40,726 You got this? 1516 01:32:40,728 --> 01:32:42,296 Yeah. Go get 'em. 1517 01:32:43,697 --> 01:32:45,066 I'll see you later. 1518 01:32:45,966 --> 01:32:47,232 Your butt looks good in those pants. 1519 01:32:47,234 --> 01:32:48,769 Oh, oh! 1520 01:32:51,839 --> 01:32:52,971 I worry about him. 1521 01:32:52,973 --> 01:32:54,608 I know, he'll be fine. 1522 01:33:07,288 --> 01:33:08,756 Hi everybody. 1523 01:33:11,826 --> 01:33:16,197 This is US History 101. 1524 01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:21,600 I'm Javi Rivera. I'll be your TA. 1525 01:33:21,602 --> 01:33:25,005 Before we get started, does anybody have any questions? 1526 01:33:30,878 --> 01:33:33,280 Yes. How can I help.