1
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Hey, Mitchell. Claire.
Saturday morning.

2
00:00:01,898 --> 00:00:03,885
Look, I need you to buy Mom
a birthday present

3
00:00:03,943 --> 00:00:05,064
and say it's from
the both of us.

4
00:00:05,122 --> 00:00:06,139
Okay, thanks. Bye-bye...

5
00:00:06,197 --> 00:00:07,666
No, I know it's not
a voicemail.

6
00:00:07,724 --> 00:00:09,125
I just don't want
to hear you whine about it.

7
00:00:09,158 --> 00:00:10,314
[ Phone beeps ]

8
00:00:10,372 --> 00:00:11,806
No, no, no,
those are for Alex.

9
00:00:11,864 --> 00:00:13,399
I'm taking them
up to her dorm today.

10
00:00:13,463 --> 00:00:14,720
You know how stressed
she gets.

11
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She can always use
a little comfort

12
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from her loving mom.

13
00:00:18,472 --> 00:00:20,290
Why does Alex get a care package
and not me?

14
00:00:20,348 --> 00:00:21,962
You live
in a care package.

15
00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:23,764
Haley, put your face on
and get up here!

16
00:00:23,822 --> 00:00:25,024
We're gonna be late
for work!

17
00:00:25,082 --> 00:00:26,849
I'm saving up to get
my own apartment,

18
00:00:26,907 --> 00:00:28,842
so I've been working at the club
with Luke.

19
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For Luke.

20
00:00:30,217 --> 00:00:31,451
Kid's my best cart girl.

21
00:00:31,518 --> 00:00:32,985
I deliver drinks
to golfers.

22
00:00:33,052 --> 00:00:35,355
Tips are good, but, uh...
it took me a couple days

23
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to learn the finer points
of the game.

24
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[ Golf cart beeping ]

25
00:00:39,192 --> 00:00:40,694
[ Tires screech ]

26
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Cocktails, boys?

27
00:00:42,462 --> 00:00:43,497
[ Bell dinging ]

28
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On your left.

29
00:00:44,564 --> 00:00:45,998
Is that
Alex's old bike?

30
00:00:46,065 --> 00:00:47,634
[ Chuckling ]
Yes, totally rebuilt.

31
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It only took me
three months

32
00:00:48,835 --> 00:00:50,303
and two tetanus shots.

33
00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:52,839
She's been dropping hints
about wanting some wheels.

34
00:00:52,906 --> 00:00:54,274
Are you sure
she didn't mean a...

35
00:00:54,341 --> 00:00:57,076
Unicycle? No.
She definitely said "wheels."

36
00:00:57,143 --> 00:01:00,647
Well, the basket's perfect
for loading up the toiletries.

37
00:01:00,714 --> 00:01:02,058
Remember last time
we went up there?

38
00:01:02,115 --> 00:01:04,218
She was washing her hair
with the powdered soap

39
00:01:04,285 --> 00:01:06,186
from the ladies room.

40
00:01:06,253 --> 00:01:09,789
Alex is an intelligent,
accomplished...

41
00:01:09,856 --> 00:01:11,391
You can just say it.
Scatterbrain.

42
00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:12,925
Sometimes,
she studies so hard

43
00:01:12,992 --> 00:01:14,661
she forgets
about the little things.

44
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[ Footsteps approaching ]

45
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I'll be at the library.

46
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Uh, honey... aren't
you forgetting something?

47
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Oh! [ Scoffs ]
That was close.

48
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[ Chuckles ] God.

49
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I'm on it.

50
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[ Clears throat ]

51
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♪♪

52
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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪
*MODERN FAMILY*
Season 09 Episode 02
Title: " The Long Goodbye"

55
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So, this is the place
I'll call home

56
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for the next four years.

57
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And because
you're a theater major,

58
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probably the biggest apartment
you'll ever have.

59
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There are two things I want
to avoid my first day of school:

60
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getting caught leaving
the shower in my aqua shoes,

61
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and a tearful goodbye.

62
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My classmates are gonna see me
cry eventually.

63
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I'd prefer it be during
a curtain call.

64
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I am Colombian,

65
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so it's against my nature
to give Manny what he wants:

66
00:02:01,546 --> 00:02:04,370
a cold,
white-people goodbye.

67
00:02:04,741 --> 00:02:06,084
But I know
he's sensitive,

68
00:02:06,142 --> 00:02:08,510
and he's having a hard time
leaving the nest,

69
00:02:08,633 --> 00:02:10,235
so I'm gonna
give it to him.

70
00:02:10,302 --> 00:02:11,402
Good luck, chum.

71
00:02:11,469 --> 00:02:13,371
Where do you want
your espresso machine?

72
00:02:13,438 --> 00:02:14,805
On my desk is fine.

73
00:02:14,863 --> 00:02:15,831
And don't worry,
Trevor.

74
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We'll pay for the beans

75
00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:18,431
with the money
from our swear jar.

76
00:02:18,489 --> 00:02:21,079
Don't forget...
No coffee after 4:00,

77
00:02:21,146 --> 00:02:22,647
or you get the nightmares.

78
00:02:22,714 --> 00:02:24,082
I think I can take it
from here.

79
00:02:24,149 --> 00:02:25,383
[ Clears throat ]

80
00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:27,185
Thank you both
for all of your help.

81
00:02:27,252 --> 00:02:28,653
Sure thing.

82
00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,922
We will keep in touch,
son.

83
00:02:31,989 --> 00:02:33,525
[ Indistinct talking
in distance ]

84
00:02:33,592 --> 00:02:35,026
Well, my friend,

85
00:02:35,093 --> 00:02:37,729
you have just witnessed the rare
perfect goodbye.

86
00:02:37,796 --> 00:02:40,532
History records but few
flawless farewells:

87
00:02:40,599 --> 00:02:42,867
Oscar Wilde's
deathbed bon mot,

88
00:02:42,934 --> 00:02:44,969
Rhett Butler not
giving a...

89
00:02:45,036 --> 00:02:46,165
Damn it.

90
00:02:46,259 --> 00:02:48,337
I left my white noise machine
at home.

91
00:02:48,395 --> 00:02:49,732
Now I have to go
back there,

92
00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:51,510
and risk ruining
our perfect goodbye.

93
00:02:51,676 --> 00:02:53,411
But you're gonna thank me,
Trevor.

94
00:02:53,478 --> 00:02:55,947
There's something soothing
about constant background noise

95
00:02:56,014 --> 00:02:57,848
that... Trev?

96
00:02:57,915 --> 00:02:59,193
[ Suitcase thuds ]

97
00:03:00,232 --> 00:03:02,400
One gin and tonic.

98
00:03:02,669 --> 00:03:04,456
I hope you're not...
driving.

99
00:03:04,523 --> 00:03:05,923
[ Chuckles ]

100
00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:08,059
Sorry, that's usually a big hit
with the golfers.

101
00:03:08,224 --> 00:03:09,560
It was hilarious.

102
00:03:09,677 --> 00:03:11,663
But I'm trying to avoid
laugh lines.

103
00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:12,863
I get that.

104
00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:14,999
I don't want crow's feet,
so I never squint,

105
00:03:15,066 --> 00:03:16,968
even if a cop is shining
his flashlight

106
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directly in my eyes.
[ Chuckles ]

107
00:03:18,803 --> 00:03:22,240
Once a week, I sleep
in a wetsuit full of Vaseline.

108
00:03:22,307 --> 00:03:23,741
It shows.

109
00:03:23,808 --> 00:03:25,843
It was like meeting myself
in 30 years.

110
00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,104
Turns out, I really held up.

111
00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:30,014
Good morning,
Ms. Rappaport.

112
00:03:30,081 --> 00:03:31,283
Oh, hello...

113
00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:32,917
- Duke, is it?
- Yes.

114
00:03:32,987 --> 00:03:34,912
Haley, shouldn't you be getting
back to your cart?

115
00:03:34,969 --> 00:03:36,346
Rhonda asked me
to sit down.

116
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There's a rule against staff
fraternizing with members,

117
00:03:38,643 --> 00:03:39,701
and you wouldn't want
to make trouble

118
00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:41,636
for whoever stuck their neck out
to get you this job.

119
00:03:41,693 --> 00:03:43,361
Oh, I recommend sticking
your neck out.

120
00:03:43,428 --> 00:03:46,331
It's the only nonsurgical way
to prevent champagne chin.

121
00:03:46,398 --> 00:03:48,700
Speaking of which, um...
Oh, here. Let me get...

122
00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:50,862
Oh, no, no, no,
You sit. He's up.

123
00:03:51,081 --> 00:03:52,970
You can top me off,
too, Duke.

124
00:03:55,143 --> 00:03:57,308
I am loving
this new smoothie kick.

125
00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:59,477
I-I feel like I've had
more green vegetables today

126
00:03:59,544 --> 00:04:01,011
than my dad's had
in a lifetime.

127
00:04:01,078 --> 00:04:02,390
What I love
about your smoothie kick

128
00:04:02,447 --> 00:04:04,014
is how much you talk
about it.

129
00:04:04,081 --> 00:04:05,850
Okay, if you're gonna be mean,
be funny.

130
00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:06,917
Aim for the bumps.

131
00:04:06,984 --> 00:04:09,086
Cal likes a bit of a bumpy ride
on account

132
00:04:09,153 --> 00:04:11,532
of I drove a tractor into my fourth
trimester. [ Siren wailing ]

133
00:04:11,589 --> 00:04:13,168
Cameron: Oh, that sound
makes me so nervous.

134
00:04:13,225 --> 00:04:14,669
Some poor family is about
to have their life

135
00:04:14,726 --> 00:04:16,694
turned upside down.

136
00:04:16,761 --> 00:04:18,963
Huh, they seem to be
turning down our street.

137
00:04:19,030 --> 00:04:21,031
[ Radio chatter ]
Um...

138
00:04:21,098 --> 00:04:23,235
So, I-I know that they're...
They're heroes and all,

139
00:04:23,302 --> 00:04:26,003
but a-are they sweeping up
or is that on us?

140
00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:27,181
Okay, you know what?
We're gonna have

141
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to totally rebuild,
down to the studs.

142
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I'm distraught.

143
00:04:30,309 --> 00:04:31,509
Are ya?

144
00:04:31,576 --> 00:04:34,285
I'm not saying
Cam definitely set the fire.

145
00:04:34,343 --> 00:04:36,457
It could have been anyone
who's spent years

146
00:04:36,515 --> 00:04:39,949
searching for a way to justify
the remodel of our kitchen.

147
00:04:40,184 --> 00:04:42,353
Are you actually accusing me
of starting this fire

148
00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:44,031
just so we could rebuild
our hideous kitchen?

149
00:04:44,088 --> 00:04:45,556
Uh, accusing, no.

150
00:04:45,623 --> 00:04:47,592
But when you say things like
"hideous kitchen,"

151
00:04:47,659 --> 00:04:49,160
it doe make me wonder.

152
00:04:49,227 --> 00:04:50,828
This could be the cause.

153
00:04:50,895 --> 00:04:52,530
Most kitchen fires start
in the oven.

154
00:04:52,552 --> 00:04:54,987
Oh, my God, did...
Did I leave the oven on?

155
00:04:55,054 --> 00:04:57,467
Well, it appears we found
our smoking "bun."

156
00:04:57,795 --> 00:04:59,131
Oh, she's been here
all summer,

157
00:04:59,189 --> 00:05:00,428
so this could be
pretty rough.

158
00:05:00,486 --> 00:05:02,347
Remember last time
there was a rat in her room.

159
00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:04,407
She's a scientist.
She said it was part of a study.

160
00:05:04,466 --> 00:05:06,631
Honey, it was in a cereal box.

161
00:05:06,717 --> 00:05:08,561
Okay, time to be heroes.

162
00:05:09,029 --> 00:05:10,860
Change a bed sheet, change the world.
[ Sighs deeply ]

163
00:05:10,917 --> 00:05:12,218
That's right.

164
00:05:12,326 --> 00:05:14,413
Oh, I completely forgot
you guys were coming.

165
00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,814
[ Chuckles ]

166
00:05:16,264 --> 00:05:17,647
Wow, um...

167
00:05:17,705 --> 00:05:19,202
Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry.

168
00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:21,566
I wasn't expecting you guys,
so... sock.

169
00:05:21,624 --> 00:05:22,725
[ Chuckles ]

170
00:05:22,783 --> 00:05:24,217
Oh, is that my old bike?

171
00:05:24,275 --> 00:05:25,397
Yep!

172
00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,350
Spruced it up for you.
That's great.

173
00:05:27,434 --> 00:05:29,491
I actually just bought
a new one, though.

174
00:05:29,549 --> 00:05:30,603
[ Chuckles ]
Oh.

175
00:05:30,674 --> 00:05:32,806
Guess you can use that one
for parts.

176
00:05:32,873 --> 00:05:36,376
What do we have here?
An electric mitten holder.

177
00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,781
It's a rock-paper-scissors robot
I just built.

178
00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:39,889
What?!

179
00:05:39,947 --> 00:05:42,082
Its sensors anticipate
your next move.

180
00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:43,784
Maybe for civilians.
[ Blows ]

181
00:05:43,851 --> 00:05:46,086
But I've been trained in the art
of sleight of... hand!

182
00:05:46,383 --> 00:05:47,551
At last...

183
00:05:47,609 --> 00:05:48,695
a worthy opponent.

184
00:05:48,753 --> 00:05:50,024
Honey, I got you
some snacks

185
00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:51,968
that don't crumb up
quite so easily.

186
00:05:52,026 --> 00:05:54,027
I'll just tuck them away
in this...

187
00:05:54,094 --> 00:05:56,596
fully-stocked snack cabinet.
[ Chuckles ]

188
00:05:56,663 --> 00:05:58,375
Don't forget the paper towels,
the paper plates,

189
00:05:58,432 --> 00:06:00,703
and the toilet...
Rock! How?!

190
00:06:00,914 --> 00:06:03,328
Seems like you're doing
really, really well here.

191
00:06:03,386 --> 00:06:04,574
Ohh. Uh...

192
00:06:04,902 --> 00:06:07,031
Okay, well, I have to get to
the robotics lab.

193
00:06:07,089 --> 00:06:08,886
- Mm-hmm.
- But, uh, thank you so much for visiting.

194
00:06:08,943 --> 00:06:10,274
Oh, honey.
[ Inhales deeply ]

195
00:06:10,332 --> 00:06:12,094
Mm. You seem to be
doing so well.

196
00:06:12,152 --> 00:06:13,213
[ Whispering ]
Shampoo.

197
00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,447
We're so proud
of you, Alex.

198
00:06:14,514 --> 00:06:15,849
And not just because
you've built

199
00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:17,350
a nearly unbeatable robot.

200
00:06:17,417 --> 00:06:18,555
Damn it!

201
00:06:18,992 --> 00:06:21,094
Okay, well, uh...
bye, you guys.

202
00:06:21,152 --> 00:06:22,188
Bye!

203
00:06:22,255 --> 00:06:23,891
Bye, honey.
Bye, honey.

204
00:06:24,063 --> 00:06:26,960
She is really coming
into her own, huh?

205
00:06:27,027 --> 00:06:28,194
Look what we did.

206
00:06:28,261 --> 00:06:29,739
I don't know if we can take
all the credit.

207
00:06:29,796 --> 00:06:31,306
She wasn't like that
before she got here.

208
00:06:31,363 --> 00:06:32,660
You know what?
We drove her here, honey.

209
00:06:32,717 --> 00:06:34,018
We drove her here.

210
00:06:34,076 --> 00:06:36,145
Ah. Two mustards.
No one needs that.

211
00:06:36,203 --> 00:06:38,538
We'll just
take that one home.

212
00:06:38,678 --> 00:06:41,180
That is her new dress.

213
00:06:41,555 --> 00:06:43,676
She was so excited about
getting this.

214
00:06:43,743 --> 00:06:44,878
Why would she
throw it out?

215
00:06:44,945 --> 00:06:46,512
Do you think
something's going on?

216
00:06:46,579 --> 00:06:48,748
Maybe... Maybe all of
the cleaning and the organizing

217
00:06:48,822 --> 00:06:50,695
is like a...
A coping mechanism.

218
00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:51,919
Yeah, between that

219
00:06:51,986 --> 00:06:54,086
and the muted response
to the bike...

220
00:06:54,516 --> 00:06:56,348
I don't know.
You think we should talk to her?

221
00:06:56,423 --> 00:06:58,191
[ Laughing ]
I wasn't even playing.

222
00:06:58,258 --> 00:06:59,711
Boom! Damn it.

223
00:06:59,893 --> 00:07:03,281
Gun to my head, my top three:
cheddar, Swiss, gouda.

224
00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:06,219
As someone who has actually had
a gun to her head,

225
00:07:06,372 --> 00:07:08,742
cheese is not
what they're going to ask about.

226
00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,524
And now crackers.

227
00:07:13,443 --> 00:07:14,945
What are you doing?

228
00:07:15,082 --> 00:07:16,688
This is awkward.

229
00:07:17,178 --> 00:07:18,883
I need a boy cave.

230
00:07:19,079 --> 00:07:21,039
Jay: And don't get me
started about brie.

231
00:07:21,097 --> 00:07:22,291
Gloria: Oh,
there's no risk of that.

232
00:07:22,348 --> 00:07:24,187
I'm not here, okay?

233
00:07:25,124 --> 00:07:26,219
[ Doors rattle ]

234
00:07:26,277 --> 00:07:27,640
You put a lock
on the closet?

235
00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,168
That's where I'm gonna
put Santa Claus

236
00:07:29,225 --> 00:07:30,546
when I catch him.

237
00:07:30,604 --> 00:07:32,749
[ Whispering ]
Sleeping pills in his cookies.

238
00:07:32,921 --> 00:07:34,257
Joe, who are you
talking to?

239
00:07:34,315 --> 00:07:35,850
[ Gasps ] Ay.
Oh, geez.

240
00:07:35,924 --> 00:07:37,893
We dropped you off at college
two hours ago.

241
00:07:37,951 --> 00:07:40,101
My God,
even Haley lasted longer.

242
00:07:40,249 --> 00:07:41,882
I needed
my white noise machine.

243
00:07:42,036 --> 00:07:44,726
Or did you need
your brown noise machine?

244
00:07:44,867 --> 00:07:47,136
No, and I think
I'm offended for you.

245
00:07:47,203 --> 00:07:49,238
It looks like you forgot that
on purpose

246
00:07:49,305 --> 00:07:51,908
so that you could
come back to the nest.

247
00:07:51,975 --> 00:07:52,975
Some "nest."

248
00:07:53,042 --> 00:07:54,053
Joe is taking over
my room,

249
00:07:54,110 --> 00:07:55,244
and you two think
I'm a wimp.

250
00:07:55,311 --> 00:07:56,946
Not wimp, just soft.

251
00:07:57,013 --> 00:07:58,313
And very, very scared.

252
00:07:58,380 --> 00:07:59,558
Okay, can everyone please
stop talking

253
00:07:59,615 --> 00:08:01,383
so we can salvage
our perfect goodbye?

254
00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,096
What's with the padlock?

255
00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:06,219
Let me ask you something:

256
00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,455
How would you like to have
Christmas every day?

257
00:08:09,772 --> 00:08:12,208
Okay, I've put everything
out here

258
00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:13,310
from the kitchen
that we're gonna need.

259
00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:14,502
You know what?
This is gonna be fun.

260
00:08:14,559 --> 00:08:15,593
It's like camping!

261
00:08:15,764 --> 00:08:17,566
Which is it...
Fun or like camping?

262
00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:19,368
I'm gonna take a shower.
Eh-eh-eh!

263
00:08:19,435 --> 00:08:21,113
Can't take a shower without
doing a load of dishes.

264
00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:22,671
And remember...
Scratchy side pot,

265
00:08:22,738 --> 00:08:24,040
soft side you, okay?

266
00:08:24,107 --> 00:08:25,204
Cam, this is crazy.

267
00:08:25,262 --> 00:08:26,998
What... What if I wanted
to make a cup of tea?

268
00:08:27,055 --> 00:08:28,022
Couldn't be simpler.

269
00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,548
Grab a tea kettle
from the credenza,

270
00:08:29,698 --> 00:08:31,935
warm it up on the hot plate
with the water that you've used

271
00:08:31,992 --> 00:08:33,572
from the hose that I snaked in
through the window,

272
00:08:33,629 --> 00:08:36,565
browse the tea on the mantel,
and then grab our tea cup...

273
00:08:36,623 --> 00:08:38,622
Where... Oh!
Lily, do our tea cup first!

274
00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:39,890
[ Door opens ]

275
00:08:39,957 --> 00:08:41,959
Y'all need to move that
'fridgerator in your hall.

276
00:08:42,026 --> 00:08:43,961
It is straight under
little Cal's crib,

277
00:08:44,028 --> 00:08:45,662
and the noise
is keeping him up...

278
00:08:45,729 --> 00:08:47,364
which is weird because
he was conceived

279
00:08:47,431 --> 00:08:48,299
in a slaughterhouse.

280
00:08:48,366 --> 00:08:49,837
- But I thought...
- Just move it!

281
00:08:49,895 --> 00:08:50,938
You...

282
00:08:52,173 --> 00:08:53,704
They figure out
what started that fire?

283
00:08:53,771 --> 00:08:54,982
Yeah, they think
it was the oven.

284
00:08:55,039 --> 00:08:56,240
Well, that's dumb.

285
00:08:56,307 --> 00:08:58,375
I turned the oven off
'fore we went on our walk.

286
00:08:58,442 --> 00:09:00,077
You did?
Yeah,

287
00:09:00,144 --> 00:09:02,379
'cause I'm the only
responsible person around here.

288
00:09:02,446 --> 00:09:03,486
[ Thudding ]
[ Cal crying ]

289
00:09:03,547 --> 00:09:06,583
Aw, dang it!
Cal rolled off the sofa again!

290
00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:07,918
[ Crying continues ]

291
00:09:07,985 --> 00:09:09,821
[ Blender whirs,
electricity crackles ]

292
00:09:09,888 --> 00:09:11,222
Oh, God. Oh, no.

293
00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,868
Oh, no. Oh, no.

294
00:09:15,028 --> 00:09:19,032
There's a small chance
I definitely started the fire.

295
00:09:20,118 --> 00:09:22,125
Cameron: Mitchell? My
smoothie was a little thick.

296
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,433
This is convenient.
Huh?

297
00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:24,812
There's something
I need to show you.

298
00:09:24,869 --> 00:09:26,680
Yeah. What is it? Over here.
Over here. Let's look.

299
00:09:26,737 --> 00:09:28,182
It's a vision board
for my dream kitchen

300
00:09:28,239 --> 00:09:30,407
I've been hiding behind
your workout clothes. Ah.

301
00:09:30,465 --> 00:09:32,825
I-I-I think I accidentally,
on purpose,

302
00:09:32,883 --> 00:09:35,386
subconsciously, willfully,
burned our kitchen down.

303
00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,482
Okay. I-I don't...
I don't know about that.

304
00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:38,448
Um...
No. Let's face it.

305
00:09:38,515 --> 00:09:40,852
Like Drew Barrymore,
I'm an adorable fire starter.

306
00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:43,320
Hey, um... is this
why we never have any tape?

307
00:09:43,391 --> 00:09:45,289
Yes. I'm a menace,
which is why you deserve

308
00:09:45,356 --> 00:09:47,557
[voice breaking] to be in charge
of this entire remodel.

309
00:09:47,618 --> 00:09:49,227
Anything you say goes.

310
00:09:49,285 --> 00:09:50,338
[ Sighs ]

311
00:09:50,454 --> 00:09:52,560
Cam, you're about to feel
a lot better

312
00:09:52,618 --> 00:09:54,124
because [inhales sharply]

313
00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:55,990
I don't hate this toaster,

314
00:09:56,048 --> 00:09:57,835
and I think
I can find a place for it.

315
00:09:57,902 --> 00:09:59,970
That's great.

316
00:10:00,037 --> 00:10:01,472
I could get used
to this.

317
00:10:01,539 --> 00:10:02,773
I have,

318
00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,651
which is why I need to snag
another meal ticket

319
00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:07,177
before my late husband's
fracking money runs out.

320
00:10:07,244 --> 00:10:09,881
[ Chuckling ] It's okay.
You can swear in front of me.

321
00:10:09,948 --> 00:10:11,115
[ Sighs ]

322
00:10:11,182 --> 00:10:13,650
How about that guy over there,
playing tennis?

323
00:10:13,717 --> 00:10:14,860
He's in good shape.

324
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,020
Right?

325
00:10:16,087 --> 00:10:17,154
No, that's a negative.

326
00:10:17,221 --> 00:10:18,355
I want my guys'
tennis balls

327
00:10:18,429 --> 00:10:19,998
to be at the end
of their walkers.

328
00:10:20,058 --> 00:10:22,326
Okay.
Uh, how about, uh...

329
00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:23,493
that guy over there?

330
00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,229
I think that's just
an abandoned golf bag,

331
00:10:25,296 --> 00:10:26,485
but you're starting
to get me.

332
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,475
You know, would you like to be
my personal assistant?

333
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:30,801
What would I have to do?

334
00:10:30,868 --> 00:10:33,004
Apart from helping me
find a new husband,

335
00:10:33,071 --> 00:10:35,806
it's mostly...
hanging out, drinking,

336
00:10:35,873 --> 00:10:36,807
going to parties.

337
00:10:36,874 --> 00:10:38,075
I am perfect for this.

338
00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:39,911
I have so many references.

339
00:10:39,978 --> 00:10:41,345
Okay, uh...

340
00:10:41,412 --> 00:10:43,747
Oh, what about that guy
going to play shuffleboard...

341
00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:44,949
Mr. Voorhees?

342
00:10:45,016 --> 00:10:47,217
Uh, he's a little younger
than I normally do.

343
00:10:47,284 --> 00:10:48,419
If it helps,
he always orders

344
00:10:48,486 --> 00:10:50,387
from the HeartSmart side
of my cocktail menu.

345
00:10:50,454 --> 00:10:51,989
You are good at this.
Mm-hmm.

346
00:10:52,056 --> 00:10:54,325
Let me go give that pacemaker
something to do.

347
00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:55,725
[ Chuckles ]

348
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:58,162
Haley, you're supposed to be
on the course serving drinks.

349
00:10:58,229 --> 00:10:59,529
I'm busy, Luke.

350
00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:01,298
We can't have people
golfing sober.

351
00:11:01,365 --> 00:11:02,833
They'll realize
it's a waste of time.

352
00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:05,502
I'm not even sure I want to be
a cart girl anymore.

353
00:11:05,569 --> 00:11:07,838
Rhonda asked me to be
her personal assistant.

354
00:11:07,905 --> 00:11:09,712
I know this isn't
the most glamorous job,

355
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,741
but... it offers
more of a future

356
00:11:11,808 --> 00:11:13,878
than being an assistant
to some gold digger.

357
00:11:13,945 --> 00:11:15,189
[ Cellphone rings,
keypad beeps ]

358
00:11:15,246 --> 00:11:16,313
Hello?

359
00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:18,315
Hey, good news...
Voorhees has a friend,

360
00:11:18,382 --> 00:11:20,918
and he wants to fly us all
to San Francisco tonight.

361
00:11:20,985 --> 00:11:22,063
Luke: You're on
a good path here.

362
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,153
You're making money.

363
00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,788
There's opportunity
for advancement.

364
00:11:24,855 --> 00:11:25,957
It's gonna be great.

365
00:11:26,024 --> 00:11:27,757
Best hotels,
best restaurants,

366
00:11:27,824 --> 00:11:29,093
round-the-clock nursing.

367
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,627
You're better
than her, Haley.

368
00:11:30,694 --> 00:11:32,196
I'm in.
Oh, good.

369
00:11:32,263 --> 00:11:34,141
The car will pick us up
at 5:00, right after dinner.

370
00:11:34,198 --> 00:11:35,065
[ Squeals ]

371
00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:36,143
[ Keypad beeps ]
[ Chuckles ]

372
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,468
Why do I even bother?

373
00:11:37,535 --> 00:11:39,782
It's like what I say to you
goes in one ear...

374
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,509
out the other.
[ Sighs ]

375
00:11:41,717 --> 00:11:42,938
Mm.

376
00:11:44,608 --> 00:11:45,740
Don't know about you,

377
00:11:45,798 --> 00:11:47,630
but I am ready to live
on my own.

378
00:11:47,688 --> 00:11:50,977
Yep, it was a big responsibility
taking care of my parents,

379
00:11:51,063 --> 00:11:53,298
but I left a good man
on the job.

380
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:57,987
Come on.

381
00:11:58,329 --> 00:12:00,156
Gloria, you messed up the TV,

382
00:12:00,223 --> 00:12:02,313
and now I can't watch
my program!

383
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,583
Gloria: Remember
how you told me to say something

384
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:05,862
when you sound old?

385
00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:07,731
Ah, never mind.
I fixed it.

386
00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:08,898
Aww.

387
00:12:08,965 --> 00:12:11,462
Look at those
beautiful flowers.

388
00:12:11,555 --> 00:12:13,255
Where did they come from?

389
00:12:13,313 --> 00:12:14,329
Not a clue.

390
00:12:14,387 --> 00:12:15,899
Aww, you.

391
00:12:16,093 --> 00:12:17,494
[ Electronic whirring ]

392
00:12:17,552 --> 00:12:18,820
Joe?

393
00:12:19,548 --> 00:12:20,685
What are you making?

394
00:12:20,743 --> 00:12:23,466
According to this,
an ancient beverage

395
00:12:23,524 --> 00:12:26,157
enjoyed by sultans
and scoundrels.

396
00:12:26,493 --> 00:12:29,165
"Bring in the paper,
make coffee...

397
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:31,320
pick up
Jay's dirty socks."

398
00:12:31,587 --> 00:12:33,222
Why are you doing
all this?

399
00:12:33,289 --> 00:12:35,306
Manny says
it's my job now.

400
00:12:35,408 --> 00:12:37,026
Manny was doing
all these things?

401
00:12:37,093 --> 00:12:38,623
And I was so happy
that you were

402
00:12:38,681 --> 00:12:39,999
picking up after yourself.

403
00:12:40,057 --> 00:12:42,560
I haven't picked up socks
since the '70s.

404
00:12:42,627 --> 00:12:44,714
Huh, all this time,

405
00:12:44,772 --> 00:12:46,307
we're thinking
we're coddling Manny,

406
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,876
and Manny
was coddling us.

407
00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:49,177
I am going to call him

408
00:12:49,244 --> 00:12:51,212
and tell him
what a good boy he is.

409
00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:53,214
Gloria, if you call him
all worked up,

410
00:12:53,281 --> 00:12:54,747
he'll be in tears
in two seconds.

411
00:12:54,838 --> 00:12:56,974
What he wanted
was a nice clean exit.

412
00:12:57,085 --> 00:12:59,146
We have to stay strong
and give him that.

413
00:12:59,204 --> 00:13:00,208
I guess.

414
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:01,434
I say we distract
ourselves.

415
00:13:01,492 --> 00:13:04,060
I'll go to the club,
crack some inappropriate jokes,

416
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,232
rank the astronauts,
fall asleep in the sauna.

417
00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:07,691
Okay. Have fun.

418
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,482
I'll go shopping
with Joe.

419
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,640
For toys?

420
00:13:10,698 --> 00:13:11,933
No. For shoes.

421
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,535
I'm the one that is sad,
not you.

422
00:13:15,847 --> 00:13:17,818
Whoa. How cool.

423
00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:18,877
Just stay focused, Phil.

424
00:13:18,935 --> 00:13:20,903
Honey, honey.

425
00:13:21,109 --> 00:13:23,145
No matter how realistic
these robots get,

426
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,637
I'm always going
to love you.

427
00:13:24,818 --> 00:13:26,177
Thank you.

428
00:13:26,235 --> 00:13:27,384
Oh. There she is.

429
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,215
- Hi! Hi!
- Honey!

430
00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:31,341
Uh, excuse me,
that's a clean room.

431
00:13:31,388 --> 00:13:33,167
You can't go in there without
putting on a sterile suit

432
00:13:33,224 --> 00:13:34,191
and taking an air shower

433
00:13:34,258 --> 00:13:36,169
to remove
all possible contaminants.

434
00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:38,669
They really are
lifelike.

435
00:13:39,013 --> 00:13:40,471
I think you should
handle this.

436
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,818
I don't, uh...
I don't want to overwhelm

437
00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:44,735
our... our daughter.

438
00:13:45,653 --> 00:13:46,954
Yes.

439
00:13:47,044 --> 00:13:48,178
What are you doing?

440
00:13:48,236 --> 00:13:50,772
That was designed to perform
cardiovascular surgery.

441
00:13:50,927 --> 00:13:52,028
Oh. [ Chuckles ]

442
00:13:52,117 --> 00:13:54,012
I'm... I'm...
I'm so sorry.

443
00:13:54,078 --> 00:13:56,046
Um....where...
Where are the fun ones?

444
00:13:58,382 --> 00:14:00,575
[ Air whooshing ]

445
00:14:04,138 --> 00:14:05,221
I didn't hate that.

446
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,580
Mom, what are you
doing here?

447
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,007
Okay, well, your father and I
were leaving your room,

448
00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:10,669
and we noticed, oh,

449
00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:14,073
you'd thrown out that cute dress
you love so much.

450
00:14:14,131 --> 00:14:18,713
And I thought to myself,
"Why? Why would she do that?"

451
00:14:18,771 --> 00:14:21,271
And I thought maybe...
Maybe you tried to wear it

452
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,273
for a boy,
to impress him,

453
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,435
and it didn't go well,
and it made you feel bad.

454
00:14:25,506 --> 00:14:27,896
Or, maybe I just didn't
like the dress.

455
00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:29,825
Or my thing.

456
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,857
No, it's my fault
you yelled at me.

457
00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:34,825
You kids here are under
extreme pressure.

458
00:14:34,883 --> 00:14:36,295
Computer voice:
Extreme pressure.

459
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,420
You fool.

460
00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:39,023
[ Air whooshing loudly ]

461
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,533
Dad...

462
00:14:44,591 --> 00:14:46,927
Alex [clears throat]

463
00:14:47,105 --> 00:14:49,786
did I ever tell you
about a certain male cheerleader

464
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:53,372
who... over-rotated
during a Flying Half Toby?

465
00:14:53,575 --> 00:14:55,773
He limped his way back
to his dorm room

466
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,685
and threw out
his favorite outfit,

467
00:14:57,767 --> 00:15:00,435
because harem pants
are for winners.

468
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:02,193
Guys, I'm fine!

469
00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:03,502
Why do you keep trying
to solve a problem

470
00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:04,669
that doesn't exist?

471
00:15:04,785 --> 00:15:06,697
I don't know.
Maybe we just want to feel

472
00:15:06,755 --> 00:15:08,171
like you still need us.

473
00:15:08,356 --> 00:15:10,513
But look at you.
You don't need anything.

474
00:15:10,579 --> 00:15:11,580
Which is terrific.

475
00:15:11,638 --> 00:15:13,955
You're our little superstar
who can do anything.

476
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,144
I'm not. I'm not.

477
00:15:15,211 --> 00:15:16,990
I totally, totally, totally
don't feel that way.

478
00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:18,153
[ Whispers ]
Shut up!

479
00:15:18,638 --> 00:15:20,075
Is something wrong?

480
00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:21,520
Okay, fine.

481
00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:22,619
If you really must know,

482
00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:25,205
I've been kind of feeling
like an outsider here.

483
00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:28,200
It's come to my attention
that I may be

484
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:29,693
a bit of a show-off.

485
00:15:29,872 --> 00:15:32,395
There's a proof in my advanced
mathematical chaos class.

486
00:15:32,462 --> 00:15:35,532
It's been on the board all year.
No one could solve it.

487
00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:38,468
Until one night in bed,
it just came to me.

488
00:15:38,732 --> 00:15:42,706
And of course I had to put on
my best dress for my big moment.

489
00:15:42,927 --> 00:15:45,175
Class dismissed.
[ Marker clatters ]

490
00:15:45,242 --> 00:15:46,643
[ All murmuring ]

491
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,872
I just never want to see
that stupid dress again.

492
00:15:49,232 --> 00:15:51,572
Honey, people are
always gonna be

493
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,130
intimidated
by your intellect.

494
00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:56,119
Maybe it's time you showed them
some of your vulnerability.

495
00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:57,385
How have they not seen it?

496
00:15:57,443 --> 00:15:59,355
I've been an awkward nerd
my whole life.

497
00:15:59,466 --> 00:16:00,757
Everywhere but here.

498
00:16:00,824 --> 00:16:02,092
Sweetheart, here...

499
00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:03,193
you're Haley.

500
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:04,497
[ Metal clatters ]

501
00:16:05,872 --> 00:16:07,063
Excuse me.

502
00:16:07,161 --> 00:16:09,199
I know it's stinks!
It's a work in progress.

503
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:11,716
No, you, uh...
just dropped this.

504
00:16:11,864 --> 00:16:13,036
Oh. Thanks.

505
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:16,673
And, actually, you've got
nothing to worry about.

506
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,688
You're way further along
than I am.

507
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,352
I'm kind of freaking out.

508
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:21,578
Really?

509
00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,590
I built a rock-paper-scissors
robot, and it sucks.

510
00:16:23,647 --> 00:16:25,606
I beat it 8 out of 10 times.
[ Softly ] What?

511
00:16:25,731 --> 00:16:27,018
Hey, if you're not too busy
right now,

512
00:16:27,075 --> 00:16:28,590
do you think maybe
you'd want

513
00:16:28,653 --> 00:16:30,020
to help me with mine
a little bit?

514
00:16:30,087 --> 00:16:31,118
Sure.

515
00:16:31,176 --> 00:16:32,355
Nice work, partner.

516
00:16:32,422 --> 00:16:33,690
That was a clinic.

517
00:16:33,757 --> 00:16:37,226
Yeah, we are parenting
at the highest possible level.

518
00:16:37,293 --> 00:16:38,772
Computer voice:
Highest possible level.

519
00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:39,896
You fools!

520
00:16:39,963 --> 00:16:41,665
[ Air whooshing loudly ]
Aaaaaah!

521
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:45,835
Uh...

522
00:16:45,902 --> 00:16:47,504
[ Whooshing continues ]

523
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,007
Hi.

524
00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:53,109
So, I called the hotel
like you asked.

525
00:16:53,168 --> 00:16:55,371
Mini-bar's stocked
with rosé and ensure

526
00:16:55,442 --> 00:16:57,235
and I canceled
the one reservation.

527
00:16:57,293 --> 00:16:58,306
Who's not coming?

528
00:16:58,364 --> 00:17:00,116
About that,
uh, we need to talk.

529
00:17:00,183 --> 00:17:01,918
Okay.
[ Door handle thudding ]

530
00:17:01,985 --> 00:17:03,016
It's locked.

531
00:17:03,074 --> 00:17:05,855
Mr. Voorhees was
a little too excited

532
00:17:05,922 --> 00:17:08,574
to hear that the cart girl
was tagging along.

533
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,661
I'm sorry,
but I can't risk being upstaged

534
00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:12,395
by a hot-to-trot
30-year-old.

535
00:17:12,462 --> 00:17:14,264
[ Chuckles ]
Kind of rounded up there.

536
00:17:14,331 --> 00:17:16,065
Um... so, I'm just out

537
00:17:16,132 --> 00:17:17,668
as your assistant,
like that?

538
00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:19,435
It's harder on me
than it looks.

539
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:21,859
I feel really...

540
00:17:23,674 --> 00:17:25,141
[ Vehicle departing ]

541
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,977
[ Sighs ] Go ahead.

542
00:17:28,036 --> 00:17:29,439
There's a foursome
on the seventh green

543
00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:31,114
that looks thirsty.

544
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:33,054
Thanks, boss.

545
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:35,856
[ Sighs ]

546
00:17:35,914 --> 00:17:37,796
Luke! Luke,
you will not regret

547
00:17:37,854 --> 00:17:39,489
hiring your first
male cart girl.

548
00:17:39,547 --> 00:17:40,618
I didn't mention,

549
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:42,458
but I've been
in a really dark place.

550
00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:44,460
Hey, do you mind if I ditch
the kerchief?

551
00:17:44,527 --> 00:17:45,551
Yeah...

552
00:17:45,705 --> 00:17:48,174
might want to hand over
your belt and shoelaces, too.

553
00:17:48,452 --> 00:17:50,420
Take a walk with me,
Reuben.

554
00:17:51,187 --> 00:17:54,124
You're low on frozen mangoes.
Put it on your list.

555
00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:56,739
Oh, and get me a box
of lady sticks.

556
00:17:56,797 --> 00:17:58,212
What... What...
What are you making?

557
00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:00,205
I'm making one
of your fruit smoothies.

558
00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:04,000
Oh, Pam... All right, I'm making
one of your homosexual smoothies.

559
00:18:04,064 --> 00:18:05,271
Hey... [ Blender whirs,
electricity crackles ]

560
00:18:05,328 --> 00:18:06,529
What the hell?
Oh, my gosh.

561
00:18:06,598 --> 00:18:07,438
- Oh, my gosh!
- Okay.

562
00:18:07,496 --> 00:18:09,129
Get the hose! Get the hose!
It's in the window!

563
00:18:09,186 --> 00:18:10,816
Oh, Mitchell! Hurry!

564
00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:12,566
[ Blows ]

565
00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:15,096
I bet that's
what started the fire.

566
00:18:15,187 --> 00:18:16,414
Well, h-how can it be

567
00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:18,242
when that's the first time
it's sparked ever?

568
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,988
Yeah, it was the oven.

569
00:18:20,081 --> 00:18:22,831
I turned that off.
I told Mitchell.

570
00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:25,917
She did?
Did you? I...

571
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:27,671
See, I feel like
I'd remember that.

572
00:18:27,738 --> 00:18:30,473
You let me think I burned down
the kitchen when you did?

573
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:33,209
It was the only way for
me to get a say in the remodel.

574
00:18:33,276 --> 00:18:35,278
Oh, don't be so dramatic.

575
00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:36,713
I let you pick things.

576
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,683
Really? Name one thing
in this room that was my idea.

577
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,361
Oh, just one... one thing?
One thing. Mm-hmm.

578
00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:42,624
Okay, well, fine.

579
00:18:42,812 --> 00:18:44,487
Oh, how...
How about the blanket?

580
00:18:44,563 --> 00:18:46,766
Yeah, because you said
it reminded you of the blanket

581
00:18:46,824 --> 00:18:48,759
you used to lay on
at your grandparents' house

582
00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:50,761
and eat your caramel corn
when you watched

583
00:18:50,828 --> 00:18:53,296
Mary Lou Retton vault her way
into America's heart.

584
00:18:53,363 --> 00:18:54,664
What are you talking about?

585
00:18:54,731 --> 00:18:57,367
Are... Are you seriously trying
to incept a memory in my mind

586
00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:59,757
to make me believe
that I chose that blanket?

587
00:18:59,815 --> 00:19:02,952
Oh, kind of like you made me
think I burned down our kitchen?

588
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,177
Okay, whoa.

589
00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:06,203
Why do we keep doing this
to each other?

590
00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:08,697
I know. Are we so broken
that we can't even be honest?

591
00:19:08,912 --> 00:19:12,182
Speaking of broken,
how about a new blender?

592
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:13,398
Chop chop...

593
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,993
That is both the brand
and when I want it!

594
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,888
[ Door opens ]
Um... okay.

595
00:19:18,955 --> 00:19:20,257
I have a theory...
[ Door slams ]

596
00:19:20,315 --> 00:19:22,450
uh, that lets us both
off the hook.

597
00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:23,828
I'm inclined to be
on board.

598
00:19:23,886 --> 00:19:25,937
Um, we both can agree
that your sister

599
00:19:25,995 --> 00:19:27,273
- can be a bit of a bully.
- Yes.

600
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:28,497
I'm sure growing up,

601
00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:31,367
the only way to get your way
was to be manipulative.

602
00:19:31,434 --> 00:19:33,554
It might also be said
you grew up oppressed

603
00:19:33,612 --> 00:19:35,179
by one of history's
great monsters...

604
00:19:35,237 --> 00:19:36,371
Your sister, Claire.

605
00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:37,463
Exactly.

606
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,736
We're not terrible.

607
00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:40,094
They are. They are.

608
00:19:40,152 --> 00:19:41,401
[ Chuckles ]

609
00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:42,503
[ Indistinct chatter ]

610
00:19:42,561 --> 00:19:43,652
Jay?

611
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:44,734
Hey. [ Chuckles ]

612
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:45,944
I found this
under your bed.

613
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:47,160
I figured
you might be able to use it.

614
00:19:47,217 --> 00:19:48,417
I mean,
you don't want to be

615
00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:50,286
the only kid in art school
without a beret.

616
00:19:50,353 --> 00:19:51,888
Thanks.
Since you're here,

617
00:19:51,955 --> 00:19:53,423
you want to meet
my new roommate?

618
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:54,724
Huh.

619
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:55,959
His stuff's gone.

620
00:19:56,026 --> 00:19:57,103
[ Knock on door ]
Gloria: Knock, knock!

621
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,561
Hi, Jay, what are you
doing here?

622
00:19:58,628 --> 00:19:59,963
I thought you were
at the club.

623
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:01,497
You said you were
going shopping.

624
00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:02,899
I was...

625
00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:04,898
but then I saw
this little pillow.

626
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,171
Look... "Wake Up,
Kick Ass, Repeat."

627
00:20:07,349 --> 00:20:09,437
Isn't it so Manny?

628
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:10,942
Thanks, Mom.

629
00:20:11,032 --> 00:20:13,835
So, you got your hat,
so I'm gonna...

630
00:20:15,378 --> 00:20:17,546
Look, if I didn't
say it...

631
00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:20,640
it's a big deal,
you going here.

632
00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:22,134
Good job.

633
00:20:22,256 --> 00:20:24,195
Well, if I didn't say it,

634
00:20:24,304 --> 00:20:26,585
I-I couldn't have done it
without you.

635
00:20:26,749 --> 00:20:27,717
[ Clears throat ]

636
00:20:27,775 --> 00:20:29,175
What are we doing?

637
00:20:29,492 --> 00:20:31,795
We can hug. We're family. Yeah.

638
00:20:31,895 --> 00:20:32,829
[ Voice breaking ]
We are, you know.

639
00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:33,963
We're family.

640
00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:35,551
[ Voice breaking ]
I'll try to make you proud.

641
00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:37,343
[ Voice breaking ]
You already have.

642
00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:39,951
[ Gasps ]
Let me in here!

643
00:20:40,057 --> 00:20:42,192
Thank you for taking
good care of us.

644
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,053
Well, that's what you do
for the people you love.

645
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,511
They love you, too!

646
00:20:45,569 --> 00:20:47,371
[ All sobbing ]

647
00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:49,480
♪♪

648
00:20:50,012 --> 00:20:52,011
[ Exhaling sharply ]
Damn it!

649
00:20:52,744 --> 00:20:53,840
Damn it!

650
00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:55,355
There's no shame
in admitting defeat.

651
00:20:55,413 --> 00:20:57,026
You don't understand.
He's getting tired.

652
00:20:57,113 --> 00:20:58,648
He's not tired.
That's the point.

653
00:20:58,715 --> 00:20:59,761
He's a machine.
Just once,

654
00:20:59,819 --> 00:21:01,220
would you believe in me?!

655
00:21:01,384 --> 00:21:03,526
As my wife, aren't you supposed
to be my... Rock!

656
00:21:03,613 --> 00:21:05,581
Damn it!
[ Exhales heavily ]

657
00:21:05,796 --> 00:21:08,698
What does every mother tell her
kid not to run with?

658
00:21:08,756 --> 00:21:10,057
Paper! Damn it!

659
00:21:10,425 --> 00:21:12,296
My hand's getting tired.

660
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,423
Oh, I'm...
I'm so sorry, buddy.

661
00:21:14,522 --> 00:21:15,941
Why didn't you say so?

662
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:17,117
Fist bump.

663
00:21:17,184 --> 00:21:18,251
Ha! Loser!

664
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,362
- No.
- And still champion!

665
00:21:21,419 --> 00:21:24,675
♪♪
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