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I haven't exactly been honest
with you, Peter...

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I'm no longer able to participate
in your documentary.

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I'm sorry, but your ending is the same
as your beginning.

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I did it. It's me.

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I am the Turd Burglar.

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<i>Kevin texted us,
about dropping out of the doc,</i>

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<i>the morning after DeMarcus
and Lou confronted him in this video.</i>

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<i>But at the time
we received Kevin's texts,</i>

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<i>we didn't even know this video existed.</i>

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<i>Gonzo had just told us
about a team-wide cover up</i>

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<i>protecting DeMarcus and Lou.</i>

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DO YOU HAVE DEMENTIA?

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<i>Then Kevin stop talking to us,
before we had a chance to tell him.</i>

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<i>He blocked our numbers and social media,</i>

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<i>and we had no idea why.</i>

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<i>All we knew is that
something must have happened.</i>

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<i>Something must have stopped Kevin
from talking.</i>

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<i>Something...</i>

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<i>or someone.</i>

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- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.

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- Is Kevin here?
- No.

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- Really? You sure?
- Yeah.

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We just need to hand him
a piece of paper.

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We just need to ask him a few questions,
it won't take long.

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- He's not here.
- He's... Okay.

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Listen, he's not answering
any of our texts and calls,

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and this is something really important
that he's gonna want to see.

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- Could you give me a second?
- Sure.

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What is going on?

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- Yep, he is not here.
- Really?

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Can you give to him and tell him
to call us when he gets back?

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He'll want to see this email
from the basketball team.

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Are you...? Myles.

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Myles!

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- Really?
- That was so rude.

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Wow.

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That's just mean.

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Alright, we're leaving it in your mailbox!

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That was just rude.

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<i>Your call has been forwarded
to an automatic voice message system.</i>

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Let's just go.

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<i>Nine-six-zero-four is not available.</i>

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He blocked us on everything.

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He won't respond to our texts,
our phone calls, our emails.

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He's even pretending not to be home.
We went to his house.

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But he's on house arrest.

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I just don't understand why.

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I mean, we're so close to proving
that he's innocent.

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It doesn't make any sense
why he'd drop out now.

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Okay, so what do we do?

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I mean, we could show up
to his house again,

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but he's probably won't even answer.

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It can't be that hard
to get a hold of Kevin.

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He only hangs out one of two places.

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I'm either at home with my sister
and my grandmother,

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or here at the 24 Stop.

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Oh, the 24 Stop.
We could try to meet him there.

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- That's actually not a bad idea.
- I know.

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You just have to get it by surprise.

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Fail.

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- I mean, it's like cold...
- Hey.

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No loitering.

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- Oh.
- Yeah, no, sorry.

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We're waiting for our friend.
He's gonna be here real soon.

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Well, you gotta buy something
or wait somewhere else.

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We're waiting for our friend Kevin.
You probably know him.

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The kid with the <i>Newsies</i> hat
and the pocket watch.

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He lives down the block.

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I know who you're talking about.
He's not coming back here.

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Why do you say that?

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Because I banned him.

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- What?
- Why did you ban him?

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Guys, look, buy something, leave,
or I am calling the cops.

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Calling the...?

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Let's go, let's buy something.

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Would you mind telling us
why Kevin was banned?

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It's a chip, not a swipe.

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Maybe what day he was banned?

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- Or, like, anything you can tell us.
- You can't stand there.

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You're gonna have to move
out of the aisle. I have customers.

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Sir, I'm afraid that my friend
might be in trouble,

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so I'm just trying to find out, like,
what was going on.

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Do you want a bag?

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Nah. You know what? I'll wear it out.

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Come on, we bought something
like you asked.

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Could you please just tell us
something, anything?

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Look, he came in here, okay,
I had to kick him out.

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He made a mess of my store. Okay?

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Wait, Kevin McClain, the one
with the pocket watch and the hat?

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Look, I have footage. Alright?

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He's lucky I haven't sent that footage
to the cops.

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- Could you show us the footage?
- No.

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You're gonna buy seven more hats?

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And a snow globe,
if you show us the security footage.

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<i>So the kid, I guess,
dropped his ice cream outside.</i>

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<i>He goes crazy, comes in here
like some kind of zombie.</i>

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<i>Opens up the freezer,
just starts taking ice cream out</i>

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<i>without paying for it. Sits on the floor...</i>

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Look, he's eating it.

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Never paid a dime for it.

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So I go over and I tell him,

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<i>"Hey, you can't do that."</i>

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<i>He doesn't say anything to me.</i>

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<i>I kick him out.</i>

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<i>I mean, what am I supposed to do?</i>

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<i>Banned him for life.</i>

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Could you show us
the outside footage?

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Yeah.

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<i>As we watch DeMarcus pull up
in Lou's car and get in Kevin's face,</i>

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<i>everything began to take shape.</i>

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<i>It made sense that Kevin dropped out
of the documentary.</i>

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<i>He was scared. Who wouldn't be?</i>

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<i>We had spent so long
organizing puzzle pieces.</i>

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<i>Now, they were quickly falling into place.</i>

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Alright, take a seat.

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- Okay.
- Yeah, whenever you're ready.

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- I like that hat.
- Thank you.

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Oh, shit.

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And this is from the night
before Kevin texted us.

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So this happens, and the next day

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Kevin re-confesses
to being the Turd Burglar.

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Yes.

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I mean, Lou and DeMarcus
are clearly threatening him.

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It's right there in the video.

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What other reason would they need
to threaten him?

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Do Kevin and DeMarcus have any reason to
be speaking other than this documentary?

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- No.
- Is this a weird meeting?

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- It's super weird.
- They don't talk.

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So you don't think
this was a planned meeting?

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You think he was definitely confronted?

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See, look, there.

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Kevin seems genuinely surprised
to see them.

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Yeah.

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And how did they know
to find him at the 24 Stop?

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Well, actually post-expulsion,
Kevin's been very active on social media.

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Like, Instagram, Twitter, and stuff,
and he's always sure to tag his location.

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<i>Do you care to defend
the $3 surcharge on this ATM?</i>

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<i>No.</i>

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<i>Didn't think so.</i>

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So they probably stalked him online
and knew where to find him.

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They actually were
really smart about this,

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'cause if you're gonna
confront someone,

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you don't do it in front of their grandma,
at their house,

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in front of their sister,
you do it somewhere else.

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- You find neutral ground, right?
- Exactly.

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I think we confront Lou and DeMarcus
about this video.

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No, let's go to the cops first.

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No, no, no.

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There are two sides to this video
and I want to hear both sides.

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No, I'm with Chloe on this one, man.
Let's go to the cops.

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We will, just not yet.

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We need to hear
what they have to say about it.

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I'm sending them this footage.

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"Would you care to explain
what's going on in this video?"

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Yeah, okay.

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You don't know
what happened in that conversation.

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Okay, so what exactly was said?

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Look, bro.

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It's just so clear that Kevin did it,
alright?

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It's clear. So all we said was
stop talking shit about us.

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"We know you did it.

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Ain't no need to be trying
to bring us down with you.

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DeMarcus is one of the best players
in the country.

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If it gets out that he did
some turd shit..."

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Okay, but why would you
feel the need to hide something

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if you have nothing to hide?

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We not trying to hide!
We're just trying to figure out

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why does he want to start rumors
about somebody else?

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DeMarcus didn't do this, man.
He didn't do it.

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There's no way he could have done it.

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So, the email from the captain
of the basketball team,

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Gonzo's black eye,

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the 24 Stop footage, that's all...

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- just a coincidence?
- Yes, it is all just a coincidence.

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Man, that email has nothing to do
with the whole Turd Burglar thing.

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Oh my God!

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The email from the captain,
this wasn't part of some crazy cover-up.

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This is about DeMarcus's ankle, man.

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DeMarcus had just tweaked his ankle,

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so we went to see a physical therapist
before the pep rally.

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We didn't need anybody
finding out about that.

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If a rumor like that gets out about D,

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him being one of the top athletes, man,
that's just bad news.

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Real bad news.

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So, we skipped the pep rally rehearsal
to go handle some shit.

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So, you're saying that Gonzo
and the rest of the team

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had no idea about the physical therapy.

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No, I'm telling you they had no idea.

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We didn't tell nobody but Tyler.

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No one else.

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And that's why he sent the email, man.

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We don't want anybody finding out
about that shit.

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Look.

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Physical therapy.

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Look at the date and look at the time.

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So, then, what about Gonzo's black eye?

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<i>Chloe was telling the truth.</i>

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<i>She saw the Turd Burglar card
in DeMarcus' wallet and I saw it too.</i>

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<i>Yeah, I punched him in his eye.</i>

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<i>I don't give a shit.
I'll tell anybody that.</i>

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He's lying, man.
I don't like liars, bro.

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D is a cool dude.

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He don't deserve to have a rumors
like that going around right now, man.

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We almost done.

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So, then, why were you late
to the pep rally?

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We was always gonna miss the rehearsal
for physical therapy,

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but we would have been on time
for the pep rally

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if we didn't get into a fender bender
with Jenna Hawthorne.

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We was pulling up to the gym,
she ran into my car with hers.

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She broke her side view mirror,
scraped my shit all up.

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You think I'm lying?

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There you go.

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Invoice from Jenna Hawthorne, $750.

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Look, Peter...

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You looking at all of this wrong, man.

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Wrong. It's not me.

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It's not DeMarcus.

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It's your boy.

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Alright? The dude did it.

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Enough already.

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He confessed.

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<i>Something about
my conversation with Lou</i>

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<i>made me feel
like he was telling the truth.</i>

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<i>Somehow, his defense felt plausible.</i>

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<i>Maybe I was seeing it all wrong.</i>

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<i>Perhaps the email from the team's captain
wasn't meant to cover up a crime.</i>

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<i>Maybe it was just meant to keep the health
of their star player under wraps.</i>

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<i>Perhaps the confrontations
with Gonzo and Kevin</i>

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<i>weren't simply about intimidation.</i>

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<i>But instead,</i>

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<i>about keeping them
from spreading untrue rumors</i>

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<i>that could hurt DeMarcus.</i>

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Okay, see, I'm not buying
any of this shit.

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I mean, it's new evidence
that we need to process.

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This physical therapy form
could easily be faked,

236
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,788
and the Venmo receipt?

237
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,290
It's nothing.

238
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:51,711
I mean, if anything it's a distraction
because this is all we actually need.

239
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,589
I mean, look. It's recorded.

240
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,550
At 7:52 on January 22nd,

241
00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:01,095
we can clearly see that DeMarcus
and Lou are trying to shut Kevin up.

242
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,057
We need to go to the cops with this.

243
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,060
You know what, Pete,
I think I might be with her.

244
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,520
I mean, we've talked to Lou,
Kevin won't talk to us.

245
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,982
We've exhausted all of our resources.

246
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,944
I understand that you want to use
all evidence,

247
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:19,113
but, like, this is legit,
we don't know if this is.

248
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,597
Okay, but then we go to the police?

249
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,284
The police who convicted Kevin
in the first place?

250
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,411
And how is that gonna turn out for us?

251
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,735
But if we don't go to the cops,

252
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,624
then we're sitting on evidence
that could exonerate him?

253
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,043
Like, what's worse in that circumstance?

254
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,544
You know what, I'm...

255
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,714
I'm gonna message the Turd Burglar
just one more time.

256
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,599
What? Why, man?
What are you gonna say?

257
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,302
I don't want to go to the police just yet.
We're not there yet.

258
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,013
Does the Turd Burglar usually
respond quickly?

259
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:45,890
It's sporadic.

260
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,433
Okay, Peter,

261
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,062
when was the last time
the Turd Burglar contacted you?

262
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,855
The other day, like, at...

263
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,149
Oh, shit.

264
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,863
Oh, shit!

265
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,326
It'll be a short interview,

266
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,210
and trust me
you guys are gonna be very happy.

267
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,607
There's something really important
I need to show you guys.

268
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,502
It'll only take a second.
I promise you it'll only take a second.

269
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:19,007
So, the night you guys went
to visit Kevin at the 24 Stop...

270
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,260
it was the same night...

271
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:26,639
that these DMs... were sent to me
from the Turd Burglar.

272
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,766
And we watched the footage
a few times.

273
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,936
And none of you guys
were ever on your phones.

274
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:35,690
So?

275
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:39,569
The DMs were sent to me
at the same exact time

276
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,196
- that this footage took place.
- Right.

277
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,633
Which means that none of you guys
could be the Turd Burglar.

278
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,659
Right. Oh my God. Thank you, bro.

279
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,453
I told you. What'd I tell you, bro?

280
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,581
You think my man got time to be dealing
with all of y'all's shit crimes?

281
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,166
But actually, here's the thing,

282
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,252
this also proves
that Kevin couldn't be the Turd Burglar,

283
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,546
'cause he also is not on his phone.

284
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:03,551
<i>A video that once looked
so damning for Lou and DeMarcus</i>

285
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,720
<i>ended up exonerating them.</i>

286
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,349
<i>It proved that the Turd Burglar
had to be someone else,</i>

287
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:14,145
<i>and it led to information that steered us
in an entirely new direction.</i>

288
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,332
<i>- </i>Wait, so Kevin didn't do it.
- That's correct.

289
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,440
So, who you think did it?

290
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,109
Well, that's why I wanted
to sit down with you again,

291
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,393
'cause there's something you said
in our last interview.

292
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,947
<i>We would have been on time
for the pep rally</i>

293
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,408
<i>if we didn't get into a fender bender
with Jenna.</i>

294
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,535
You guys said that you were
late to the pep rally

295
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,871
- 'cause you got into an accident.
- Yeah, with Jenna.

296
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:36,000
Could you tell me a little bit
about that accident with Jenna Hawthorne?

297
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,713
<i>What I remember was...
Jenna was running out of the gym,</i>

298
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,215
<i>like, real fast.</i>

299
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,342
<i>And then I see her get in her car.</i>

300
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:48,179
<i>We were coming back from D's
physical therapy, trying to park.</i>

301
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,725
<i>And Jenna, her dumb ass, just pulls out
without even looking.</i>

302
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,062
<i>She scared the shit out of me.</i>

303
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,108
<i>She came out at this weird angle</i>

304
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,652
<i>to where her side mirror
on the passenger side...</i>

305
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,612
<i>hit my headlight.</i>

306
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,031
<i>Fucked up my bumper.</i>

307
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,868
<i>And the paint on my car is hard to get.
That's why I was pissed.</i>

308
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,432
<i>Because my shit is vintage, you know.</i>

309
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,540
<i>But she gave me the money on the spot,
I ain't trippin'.</i>

310
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,250
Yeah, you gotta respect her for that.

311
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,173
If you rich and you're gonna be
a terrible driver, that's the way to be.

312
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,212
Treat it responsible.

313
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:25,007
Outside of crashing into shit,
she pay for it, know what I mean?

314
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,759
Yeah. Why you asking about Jenna?

315
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,469
Well...

316
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,472
Jenna claims
that she was at her internship...

317
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,433
at the time of the Shit Launcher.

318
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,601
As soon as that I could get,
like, an internship

319
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:39,647
that was three days a week for credit,
I hopped on that opportunity.

320
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,984
Jenna claims that she goes
to an internship a few times a week...

321
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,528
<i>Yes, every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.</i>

322
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,197
...but this accident completely shatters
her alibi.

323
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,076
And why would she lie to me
about where she was...

324
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,078
unless she had something to hide?

325
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:58,124
<i>Jenna's internship was her alibi
for all three crimes.</i>

326
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,335
<i>But as we now know,
on the day of the pep rally,</i>

327
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,964
<i>she was parked in the lot
right outside the basketball gym.</i>

328
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,092
<i>That would have given her
the ability to load the launchers</i>

329
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,469
<i>and quickly get away.</i>

330
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:14,640
<i>We also know that Jenna's parents
own a food processing company</i>

331
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:19,103
<i>that manufactures preservatives,
including Maltitol</i>

332
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,688
<i>Industrial quantities of it.</i>

333
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,691
<i>The ingredient
that caused the Brownout.</i>

334
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,777
<i>But as bad as this all looks for Jenna,</i>

335
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,239
<i>it pales in comparison
to what Sam discovered</i>

336
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,366
<i>in one of Lou's insurance photos.</i>

337
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,453
Jenna initially told us
that she WAS at her internship

338
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,829
on the day of the Shit Launcher.

339
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,289
- That was her alibi.
- Right.

340
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,125
But we discovered that she was actually
at the school...

341
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,669
and in an accident
with Lou and DeMarcus,

342
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:47,131
- which means that she was actually...
- She was at the pep rally.

343
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,216
Exactly,

344
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,259
- But that's not all. Sam?
- No.

345
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:54,722
Look what we found in the front seat
passenger side of her car.

346
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,100
Oh, shit, are those the T-shirts?

347
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,311
Yeah, from the pep rally.

348
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,523
And now here's my question.
Can you get those T-shirts anywhere?

349
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,149
Can you get them
from the school store?

350
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,818
No, they're made specifically
for the pep rally.

351
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,488
So, the only place those T-shirts
could have come from...

352
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,572
The T-shirt cannon.

353
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,742
So, she has a strong motive,
she hates the kids at St. Bernardine,

354
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,827
for the ridicule
over the Kendall Jenner photo,

355
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,496
so she would want to shit
all over them.

356
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,499
She has access to the Maltitol.
She lied to us about her alibi,

357
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,627
and we have the smoking gun T-shirt
evidence in the front seat of her car.

358
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,295
Shit!

359
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,173
I think I'm gonna do it, man.

360
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,802
- Can I do it?
- Yeah. Do your string thing, man.

361
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,853
Jenna's the Turd Burglar.

362
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:49,527
NICRO HEADQUARTERS
DURING INTERNSHIP HOURS

363
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,464
- You want to carry that?
- I I'm alright.

364
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,574
Yeah, here.

365
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,284
Alright, close it for me?

366
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,076
Come on.

367
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,413
This is it.

368
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,999
Let's wait at her car.

369
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,835
- This is the one, yeah.
- Turn on the camera.

370
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,920
What are you guys doing?

371
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,424
Oh. Hi, Jenna, I didn't even...

372
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,667
Sorry, I didn't even realize
that you were in your car.

373
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:14,927
Yeah, well, I am.

374
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,806
Did you go to your internship
on November 14th?

375
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,767
I don't know. Probably, yeah.

376
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,105
So, you weren't in a collision
with Lou and DeMarcus?

377
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,816
Yeah, I was in an accident.

378
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,572
So you were at the school
at the time that you told us

379
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,282
that you were at your internship?

380
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,036
Right after you did the Shit Launcher.

381
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,288
Wow. Yeah, you're crazy.

382
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,289
Are we?

383
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,917
Yeah, I skipped my internship.

384
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:48,585
Then...

385
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,466
why were the T-shirts that were
supposed to be in the T-shirt launchers

386
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,051
in the front seat of your car?

387
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,680
You have no alibi.

388
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,975
You were at the school.

389
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,311
You did the Shit Launchers.

390
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,105
- You're the Turd Burglar.
- No, I'm not.

391
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,901
- Then why were the T-shirts in your car?
- Peter, I swear to God,

392
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,361
I'm not the Turd Burglar.

393
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,613
Could you answer the questions?

394
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,619
Why were the T-shirts
in the front seat of your car?

395
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,459
Because I was there and I helped,
but I didn't do it.

396
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,503
Like, I'm not the Turd Burglar.

397
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,964
I just did the gym and that's it.
Literally none of the other stuff.

398
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,215
She, like...

399
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,343
blackmailed me,
she, like, made me do it.

400
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:39,719
Who made you do it?

401
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,265
Someone...

402
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,143
Someone named Brooke Wheeler.

403
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,396
Brooke Wheeler?

404
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,440
Shit.

405
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,567
I'm just, like... Sorry, guys.

406
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,237
I'm just, like, way too stoned
to do this right now.

407
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,988
- Okay?
- Can...

408
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,367
I'll talk to you later.

409
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,704
<i>Jenna agreed to sit down with us
for a formal interview,</i>

410
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,289
<i>after giving herself time
to get less high.</i>

411
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,418
I'd been so upset
about my break-up last year.

412
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,130
And then I, like,
opened Instagram one day

413
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:18,259
and this girl had liked, like, ten,
maybe 15 pictures of mine in a row.

414
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,971
There's only one reason
why people do shit like that.

415
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,473
They want your attention.

416
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,684
And she got mine.

417
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,812
<i>So, I click on her profile,</i>

418
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,815
<i>and she's, like, not the type of girl
that normally likes my stuff.</i>

419
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:37,111
<i>Like, she's not
super into fashion and travel.</i>

420
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,071
<i>She's just, like, a normal girl.</i>

421
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,366
<i>Except she's, like, cute.
Like, she's, like, really cute.</i>

422
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:45,035
So I like a couple of her photos back,

423
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,830
and it wasn't long before she DM'd me.

424
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,167
<i>And, like, she didn't know
about my family</i>

425
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,877
<i>and our money,</i>

426
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,463
<i>so it really felt like a fresh start.</i>

427
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,132
But then things started moving
really fast,

428
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:02,428
and we started texting every day,
like on and off the Gram.

429
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,265
<i>And it wasn't long before she told me
that she loved me.</i>

430
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,267
And I thought she did.

431
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,228
And I thought that I loved her back.

432
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,982
We talked about everything, like...

433
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,902
like, every night for, like, hours.

434
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,530
You know, like, our secrets
and insecurities.

435
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,909
Like, I'd never been so open with anyone
in my entire life.

436
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:29,580
I even told her about, like,
what happened at school with...

437
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,541
you know,
everyone turning against me.

438
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,669
<i>Including my girlfriend,</i>

439
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:38,214
<i>who dumped me because of it.</i>

440
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,634
And Brooke was going through
a breakup at the time too.

441
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:46,722
<i>A conversation from September 14th, 2017.</i>

442
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,017
<i>One day everyone wants to be your friend.</i>

443
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,853
<i>The next, everyone wants to see you cry.</i>

444
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:57,191
<i>Aw, babe, I'm sorry.
It's because everyone's so jealous of you.</i>

445
00:21:58,442 --> 00:21:59,985
<i>You know what's sick, though?</i>

446
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:01,904
<i>After everything happened,</i>

447
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,572
<i>I realized that's all I had.</i>

448
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,200
<i>What do you mean?</i>

449
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,702
<i>When everyone decided to hate me,</i>

450
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,497
<i>all I could do was either
curl up in a ball and cry,</i>

451
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,792
<i>or post things to make everyone
more jealous of me.</i>

452
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:19,421
<i>I realized... I liked
when people were jealous of me.</i>

453
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,549
<i>It made me feel less alone.</i>

454
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,468
<i>I've never told anyone that.</i>

455
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,847
<i>I don't see
how anyone could hate you, Jenna.</i>

456
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,641
<i>I think I'm falling in love with you.</i>

457
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,687
She knew exactly
what to say to cheer me up.

458
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,729
<i>I don't know
how I'm going to tell my family</i>

459
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,192
<i>I'm in love with someone
who lives an hour away.</i>

460
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,152
<i>Me neither.</i>

461
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:43,570
<i>What a pickle.</i>

462
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,656
<i>She had this cute nickname for me.</i>

463
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,032
"Pickle."

464
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,828
I was her little Pickle.

465
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,246
<i>Hey, Pickle.</i>

466
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:56,000
I'm going to bed
and I wanted to say goodnight.

467
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,920
And so, yeah, I sent her some pictures.

468
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:03,048
Pictures, I wouldn't want anyone seeing.

469
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,928
But then things got dark.
She starts telling me that, like,

470
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,139
I should get back at my classmates.

471
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:14,268
That, like, I should do something bold
if I hate everyone

472
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,686
at my stupid school so much.

473
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:19,189
<i>If you don't, I'm going to show
everyone all of your pictures</i>

474
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,816
<i>and all of our conversations,</i>

475
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,862
<i>so everyone can see that behind
your pretty little rich-girl Instagram</i>

476
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,990
<i>is a self-absorbed liar
who's completely full of shit.</i>

477
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,701
<i>Brooke please...</i>

478
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:36,123
She starts telling me that I, like,
better keep her happy, or else...

479
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,794
<i>And I realized, all the stuff
that's been happening in school...</i>

480
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,170
<i>it's her.</i>

481
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,590
I asked if she wanted, like, money,

482
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,508
but she only wanted one thing.

483
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,229
<i>And at this point,
like, I'm honestly,</i>

484
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,431
<i>like, I'm afraid,
and I don't know what to do.</i>

485
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,265
<i>So...</i>

486
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,478
<i>I did the launcher.</i>

487
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,023
<i>Do you mind telling us
how you did it?</i>

488
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,944
Brooke sends me these coordinates.

489
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,573
She tells me that I need to go
to this location.

490
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,492
<i>Look, dude, those are coordinates.</i>

491
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,119
<i>It turns out to be an alleyway.</i>

492
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,538
<i>That's definitely poop, yeah.</i>

493
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:21,335
<i>Like, my heart is just racing
and I get to this location,</i>

494
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,130
<i>and there's a box
in the middle of the alleyway</i>

495
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,215
<i>with my name on it.</i>

496
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,508
FRAGILE

497
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:28,926
It was, like, really planned out.

498
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,512
Like, this shit was truly next level.

499
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,683
And at this point, like,
I'm honestly scared.

500
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:38,477
Like, what is this person capable of,
you know?

501
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,080
<i>And, like, I know that I'm in
over my head at this point,</i>

502
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,606
<i>but, like, what am I gonna do?</i>

503
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:44,733
And, like...

504
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,194
these pictures that I sent her...

505
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,280
they're, like...

506
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,617
you know, like,
super suggestive photos,

507
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:57,663
and, like, all of our conversations
are just, like, in this box,

508
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:01,291
and, like, she knows
that I'm not gonna have any choice.

509
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,837
She makes it real clear
that she's not fucking around,

510
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,422
and I better do what she says.

511
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:07,755
So,

512
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:12,011
<i>inside the box there's instructions
that tell me how to do it,</i>

513
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,639
<i>and Ziploc bags
that are full of shit to use.</i>

514
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,058
Like, actual shit.

515
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,102
<i>And, like, I'm just thinking,</i>

516
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:23,105
<i>like, who is this person
that I thought I was in love with?</i>

517
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:25,441
She's some kind of monster.

518
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:30,654
<i>During the pep rally walk-through,
the coach's office would be open</i>

519
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,740
<i>and I was supposed to...</i>

520
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,243
<i>replace the shirts that were in the cannon</i>

521
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:39,913
<i>with, like, the Turd Burglar shirts.</i>

522
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,711
<i>There's printed out instructions
telling me, like, how to roll the cat poop</i>

523
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,504
<i>into these shirts,</i>

524
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,965
<i>and she tells me to take a picture</i>

525
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,801
<i>of the guns that are loaded
and send it to her.</i>

526
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,138
<i>I mean, like, of course I did it.</i>

527
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,515
<i>Like, what else was I supposed to do?
You know?</i>

528
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,977
<i>So I send her the picture</i>

529
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,521
<i>and she fucking ghosts me.</i>

530
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,605
I JUST LOVE WHEN A PEP RALLY
BECOMES A RALLY

531
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:09,485
So, Brooke Wheeler is the Turd Burglar?

532
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,029
Did...?

533
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:14,363
Yeah.

534
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,213
So,

535
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,300
does the name Jenna Hawthorne
mean anything to you?

536
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:35,551
No.

537
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,972
Does the name Brooke Wheeler
mean anything to you?

538
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:40,849
No.

539
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,185
So, you're not Brooke Wheeler?

540
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,147
No, I'm a Abby Samuels.

541
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,608
Do you mind taking a look at this?

542
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:51,401
<i>Hey, Pickle.</i>

543
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:54,279
I'm going to bed
and I wanted to say goodnight.

544
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,781
And I miss you.

545
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,450
This is a private video

546
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,786
that I snapped my boyfriend.

547
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,540
Pickle is what I call him.

548
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,543
Yeah, actually, that video,
along with these photos,

549
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,461
were all private videos of yours,

550
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,756
which actually made it really, really hard
to track you down.

551
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,509
But, thankfully,

552
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,845
we reverse image searched
all these photos

553
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,596
and luckily one popped up.

554
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,266
That's how we were able to find you.

555
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,519
This is...

556
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,022
really creepy.

557
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:35,279
Look, I didn't post these pictures
anywhere,

558
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:36,404
so how did...?

559
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:38,282
Eww.

560
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,077
I hate to tell you this,

561
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:45,372
but, your photos have been used
by the Turd Burglar.

562
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:51,420
What the fuck is a Turd Burglar?


