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We're planning on winning our school
talent show. We just had to figure out

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our best talent is.

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Where do we begin?

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Come on, come on, come on.

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They're as bad as I think they are.

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Shut up, baby. You're smiling.

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I mean, bravo!

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Sophie,

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for you, I'm going with the purple
chiffon because you're classy and

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sophisticated.

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And Henrietta, I think the sizzling red
number is you because you a tramp.

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They start talking back, run.

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Oh, thanks.

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They like my design so much, they want
to see some samples.

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Oh, that's great. I got some more good
news for you. Your mom left a message.

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Yeah, she's coming to visit.

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Ugh.

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I take it you and your mom don't get
along.

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Well, she never seemed to have much
faith in me. Every time I tried

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new, she just gave me the look.

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The look?

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You know, kind of like when you smell
bad fish.

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I'll just tell her it's not a good time.

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Oh, come on. I'm sure you can put up
with your mom for a few days.

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Well, it's your house and all. I just
hate to impose.

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That's never stopped you before.

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Guys, I don't mind. I mean, I'm in the
family.

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Oh, well, good, because I told her all
about you.

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Yeah? What'd you tell her?

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Oh, listen to that and the other thing.

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Oh, come on. What'd you say?

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Oh, listen to that and you're my
husband.

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Excuse me. No, Ray. Now, I never
actually said it. I never actually said

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When I told her the story about the
girls and how I moved in here, she just

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assumed we were married.

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As soon as I stopped choking, I was
going to tell her the truth.

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But, you know, for once she was so
happy, so I kept putting it off. And

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was finally going to tell her, then the
UPS man knocked on the door with a

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wedding gift one day from Mama Ray was
Tupperware.

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You are insane.

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Oh, no, the deluxe collection, salad
spinner, everything.

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The subject, clothes.

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Oh, come on, Ray, now it's only for a
few days.

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No.

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Ray.

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Marriages are built on communication.

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How'd you do that?

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I'm everywhere.

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Just leave me alone.

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There's no way I'm going to be your
husband. Oh, come on.

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No. I'll pay you. There's not enough
money in the world.

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I'll do all the cooking for a week. No.

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Oh, Ray, come on. I'll do all the
cleaning for a week. No.

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I'm going to talk for a week.

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I now pronounce us husband and wife.

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Well, my grandma's coming to visit.

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Our grandma now.

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Of course, we're happy to see her. Yeah.

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We can't wait to show her our mini
talent.

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Where do we begin?

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Say something, Mom.

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It's beyond words.

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Well, talent show judges aren't going to
know what hit them.

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Sorry.

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Maybe we need a little more practice.

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No, no, you hit me good.

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See you later, Grandma.

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I'm doubly blessed.

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Bye, Mom and Dad.

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Our wonderful parents.

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Go work on that, girl.

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I can't believe I have two such
beautiful granddaughters. And if you two

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get busy, it could be a third.

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Here's your tea, Mama, just the way you
like it. Oh, thanks, baby.

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Mama, did I tell you I was up for this
great job?

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Oh, really?

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Uh -huh. Baby's selling my dresses at
this really stylish boutique on Main

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Street. I am so proud of you.

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You finally found yourself a wonderful
man.

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I'm so glad my baby has a husband to
take care of her.

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Well, I'm happy to do it, Mrs. Landry.
What's this Mrs. Landry stuff? I'm armed

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to you.

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Okay. Armed.

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Lisa, I almost forgot. That box is for
you there.

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Yeah? Uh -huh. A little something for
your shoe sole.

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to enjoy.

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Let the good times roll.

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Okay, I got it.

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Here's our act.

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What happens to a dream differ?

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Does it dry up like a rain from the sun?

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Or does it heal?

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A poem? What am I supposed to do?

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Well...

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Feed the Raven.

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Bob, what other talents do we have?

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You got me?

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What? You're gonna be my backup singers.

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Are your braids too tight?

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Go ahead and laugh, but I've seen you
twirl and I've seen you juggle. Even

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cute little leotards aren't gonna save
you.

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Why can't you be more talented?

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Me? At least I'm in band.

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You play the triangle.

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First triangle.

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Talking about my girl, my girl.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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It is me. Pardon me. Move.

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Well, unfortunately, girls, I only need
two backups.

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Make a real nice nursery.

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So, Mama, what do you think of my
creations?

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They're nice.

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Where's Ray?

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Oh, I don't know.

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He's asleep, I guess.

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Well, honey,

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I don't mean to get in your business,
but for newlyweds, you two aren't very

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affectionate.

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your father mama i didn't need to know
that my point is my

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room is next to yours and well how do i
put this i've been sleeping like a baby

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oh mama we we don't want to wear out a
good thing but just remember

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divorce comes a knocking if the room
ain't rocking

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I just have to humor my mama.

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Now, can we please pretend we're happily
married?

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that with me.

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I can't get over you started with one
limo and now you got a dozen. Hi, Lisa.

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Hi, honey. Hi, sugar.

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My heart is full.

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I think we're all pretty full.

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You know, that husband of yours showed
me the time of my life.

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Well, I don't want to spoil your day,
Mama, but...

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get the job.

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What job?

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The dress of Mama Monique. My big break.

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Oh, that.

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Don't get yourself all worked up over
nothing.

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Nothing?

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Lisa, you're always chasing some crazy
dream.

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You are doing what is important.

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You're keeping your man happy.

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I know.

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I heard you.

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Well, thanks, Mama. I feel much better.

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That's what I'm here for, baby.

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That's what I'm here for.

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Woo! There it is! Woo! There it is! Woo!
There it is! Woo! Shaka -laka, shaka

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-laka, shaka -laka. Next.

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Friends world.

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Party time. Excellent.

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So, Wayne.

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Excuse me? Who's going to be visiting us
tonight?

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Madonna.

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Sure.

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just let yourself go.

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Hi. How's it?

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Did you guys try out for the talent
show?

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Yeah, we tried and now we're out.

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Thanks to Tia.

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What happened?

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She killed us, that's what.

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Tia just stood on the stage and froze.

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Even I couldn't carry her.

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My mouth was wide open.

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Fly flew in and flew out and she didn't
even notice.

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Poor Tia. Where is she?

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She's on the porch. Grandma's trying to
cheer her up.

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You can do anything you want to do.

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But I froze.

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Well, all the greats had a rough start.

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Look at Satchmo.

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Who? Well, maybe it was a little before
your time.

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Take Sammy Davis Jr.

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Who?

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Mr. Bojangles, the candy man.

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I'm older than dirt.

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Forget it, Grandma.

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All I'm saying is, you can be one of the
greats. You're ooh. with talent.

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You're just saying that because you're
my grandma. No, no, no.

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I know about these things.

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Now, you march over there and you tell
those judges to give you another chance.

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And when they do, you just sing your
heart out.

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Don't let anything get in the way of
your dreams.

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Okay, I'm gonna try.

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That's my girl.

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Oh, hi, Mom.

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You feeling better?

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Yeah.

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Thanks, Grandma.

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That's what I'm here for.

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Oh, Lisa.

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Oh, Ray.

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Saddle up, pony girl.

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You are twisted.

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I'm reading a western.

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I'm just not in the mood.

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Tell me, Lisa, is there somebody else?

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let her get to me all right i love you
if it bothered you so much why don't you

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talk to her about it i shouldn't need
her approval what am i five years old i

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just wanted to hang one of my dresses on
the refrigerator

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Oh, that's nice. You're finally making a
hot breakfast.

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I am so proud of Tia, talking her way
into another audition.

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Yeah, I'm really happy for her.

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I guess a little encouragement goes a
long way.

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Yep, it sure does.

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Why are you asking me that?

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You're going to add more flour, aren't
you?

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No, actually, honey, it's a little lumpy
already.

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I just want a little encouragement,
okay? I encourage you? Oh, yeah?

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You always chasing after some crazy
dream.

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I just never wanted you to be
disappointed.

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So you were so sure I'd fail?

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You're my daughter. I was trying to
protect you.

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Mom, I didn't want your protection. I
wanted you to be proud of me.

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Of course I'm proud. of you. Mama, the
only thing that you have ever been proud

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of is a lie.

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Now, what does that mean?

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I'm not married.

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What?

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I said I'm not married.

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Morning, Mom.

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Hi, honey.

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How are my two favorite ladies?

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Oh, shut up. Yes, shut up.

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I guess the honeymoon's over.

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talent show yeah we're gonna be great i
know they still got it

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hey the camera's all loaded oh no ray
you're not gonna be one of those

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obnoxious parents blocking everybody's
view with your butt yeah maybe you're

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right i shouldn't take it well i'll just
take mine

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Take it you and your mom are still on
the outs?

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We're as close as we ever were.

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I'm ready.

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You wearing my dress?

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I hope you don't mind.

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I stole it off one of your mannequins. I
think it looks better on me.

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I think you're right.

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And I'll be proud to wear it.

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Oh, thank you, Mama.

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I think you need to get this coat
cleaned.

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I know, Mama. I know, Mama.

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Thank you, pony boy.

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Okay, Lisa, it is time to pay the piper.
Oh, fine, very fine.

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A deal's a deal.

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Starting now, I won't talk for a week.

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Great. Now, you have a nice day. I know
I will. Woo -hoo!

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Yes!

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Hello, Ray.

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I feel like talking.

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I have so much I want to tell you.

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On Tuesday, I went to the fabric store
and I found the most beautiful fabric, a

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paisley. Lots of the burgundy and a nice
kelly green.

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Speaking of kelly green, you know that
best you want Wednesday made you look

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like a leprechaun.

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On Thursday, I went to lunch with my
friend Lucille, but I just had the tuna,

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but it was good. Real lemony, just the
way I like it. Oh, by the way, Ray, Ray,

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Ray.

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I went to the mall. I saw that girl,
Wanda, that used to go out with, you

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the one that wore the weave. You know,
she looked pretty good.