1 00:00:01,770 --> 00:00:07,930 Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. 2 00:00:46,739 --> 00:00:49,800 I ain't never gonna let you go. 3 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,120 Happy birthday, girl. 4 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,800 I've been worried about you. You know, being twins is kind of like having your 5 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:36,160 birthday close to Christmas. I hope you guys don't get half as many presents. 6 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,440 See, you only got one cake. 7 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,880 Roger, would you like a piece of that cake? 8 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,180 Yes, ma 'am. Then don't talk so much. 9 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:52,310 Open it together. 10 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:29,940 Well, I'm not one to toot my own horn, but... Lisa, they're kind of short. 11 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:32,180 Every boy in town's going to be staring at them. 12 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:33,780 Maybe I should wear one. 13 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,440 Okay, Ray, so show us what you got. 14 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:42,340 Well, you know how birthdays are special, and this one is double special. 15 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:45,340 So I felt I should do something... Special? 16 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,840 to that hotel for a weekend in Chicago. 17 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,520 A limo to Chicago? 18 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:02,320 Thank you so much. Thank you. We love it. 19 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:06,160 This is the best. Mom, I've never been in a limo before. 20 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:08,940 But Dad always gets the best gift. 21 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:15,940 Uh, Mr. Campbell, when you say we're all, that doesn't include me, does it? 22 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,120 I'm afraid not, Roger. Girls only. 23 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,960 What if I do that crying game thing? 24 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:26,260 are going to take your best friend, Sarah. 25 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,900 Sarah's going? Oh, this is so great. 26 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,360 Yeah, it's special. 27 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:34,460 Well, I'm glad you think so, because you're coming along. 28 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:39,020 Oh, no, not me. Oh, you have to. You're my co -chaperone, and I got you a very 29 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,520 nice room with a view. Oh, stop. 30 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,340 I might have to sew you a dress. 31 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:45,700 I guess I better get going. 32 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,560 Oh, by the way, the cake's a little dry. 33 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,099 Bathing suits? 34 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,100 Check. 35 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,839 Coolest jeans? 36 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,840 Check. 37 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,440 Homework? 38 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,160 Check. 39 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:04,840 So, we're going to Chicago. 40 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,360 And with my best friend, Sarah. 41 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,400 I thought I was your best friend. 42 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:11,180 I guess you are. But don't tell Sarah, okay? 43 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:12,900 Okay. 44 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:18,019 As you can see, we had a few problems to iron out. And we weren't the only ones. 45 00:04:24,270 --> 00:04:26,050 Sure is a perfect day for a drive, isn't it? 46 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:27,590 Yep. 47 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:30,710 And we're not hitting any traffic. 48 00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:32,350 Nope. 49 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:34,890 Is something bothering you? 50 00:04:35,410 --> 00:04:39,210 What could be bothering me? I'm sitting here riding in a big black limousine and 51 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,210 I'm not even dead. 52 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:46,550 You always have the most killer first dates. Remember my sixth grade party? 53 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:47,550 could I forget it? 54 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,840 And we swore that we'd never, ever tell another living soul. 55 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:53,120 Oh, you mean the time when your guy smoked a cigarette and syrup threw up 56 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,140 over his shoes and you blamed it on the neighbor's dog? 57 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:58,360 You told her? 58 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,099 No, no. 59 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,100 She guessed. 60 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:03,780 Just Tia, like I'm telling myself. 61 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,600 I won't tell anybody. 62 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,160 Look, you guys, we're Chicago! 63 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,020 Come on now, get down. 64 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:00,640 He even said enjoy your stay. 65 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:02,560 You're right. Two dollars. 66 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,260 And he's adorable. 67 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,140 Okay. Six dollars. 68 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,600 No, we look too eager. 69 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,220 Oh, but we are. 70 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,160 Okay. Three dollars. 71 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:16,920 This is for you. 72 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,820 Thanks. Be around. 73 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:23,680 I hope so. 74 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:26,960 Your dad sure knows how to plan a party. 75 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,040 I still can't believe they screwed up our reservations. 76 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:30,920 We're supposed to have separate rooms. 77 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,040 Well, that's the best we could do, sir. 78 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,260 There's only one bed. 79 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,640 Are you sure this is the only room? 80 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:38,860 There's only one bed. 81 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:42,720 I'm sorry. The hotel's all booked. I'm really sorry. 82 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:44,600 Not your fault. It's his fault. 83 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:46,660 It is not. 84 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,000 It's the travel agent's fault. 85 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,500 Well, somebody has to die. 86 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,020 All right. Want me to leave the bags here now? No. 87 00:06:58,830 --> 00:06:59,830 Take him with you. 88 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:06,070 You coming? 89 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,470 Oh, hi, Tamara. 90 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:19,410 What? 91 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,450 Yeah, we're having a great time. 92 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:23,930 Tia says hi. 93 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,320 Sure, you can order room service. 94 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:33,680 It's your day. 95 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Nothing's too good for you. 96 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 What was that? 97 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,700 Oh, thank you very much. 98 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:40,920 Yeah, bye, honey. 99 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:43,220 She is so cute. 100 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,800 She said, I'm the world's greatest dad. 101 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,620 And I can't say I disagree. 102 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:51,680 Let's put up a statue. I'll call the pigeon. 103 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,500 Let's try to make the best of this, okay? 104 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,180 I'll order down. I'll get a rollaway bed. And I'll put it right here. 105 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:01,010 Okay, way over here. 106 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:04,370 All right, Ray, but when I get undressed, you'll leave the room, right? 107 00:08:04,770 --> 00:08:06,050 Of course I will. 108 00:08:06,290 --> 00:08:08,270 And when I get undressed... I'll leave the thing. 109 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:14,350 Did you order an iced tea? We sure did. Come on in. Smile. 110 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:17,590 Hey, I was wondering where you guys were. 111 00:08:23,550 --> 00:08:24,770 Somebody order an iced tea? 112 00:08:25,030 --> 00:08:25,849 Oh, thanks. 113 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:26,850 Come on in. 114 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,900 Looks like you guys are working up quite a thirst. 115 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,120 You're not kidding. 116 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,360 Smile! 117 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:41,080 No, I can't wait to show these pictures to all the girls at school. 118 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:44,640 Especially Shirley Fingerhut. She's gonna V .I .E. Die! 119 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,180 I'm glad I found this party. 120 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,840 My dogs are killing me. 121 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,960 Not to mention my roids. 122 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:06,010 I wanted it with some towels. So if you just excuse me for one second, my 123 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:09,610 friends are calling me. Oh, they're doing fine without you. 124 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:15,210 Guess who once asked me back to this very room? 125 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,470 Uh, George Washington? 126 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:22,130 Hi, 127 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:24,810 somebody order a nice tea? 128 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:26,030 We sure did. 129 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:27,310 Come on in. 130 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:31,030 Has anybody ever told you two that you look alike? 131 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,470 We do? 132 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:39,740 Smile! 133 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:24,690 This place is a mess. 134 00:10:28,770 --> 00:10:30,530 Excuse me. What are you doing with my clothes? 135 00:10:31,150 --> 00:10:32,370 Clutter makes me nervous. 136 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:35,230 Ray, that's my bra. 137 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:40,190 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get personal with your personals. 138 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,610 Well, that's okay, Ray. Just quit fondling it. 139 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,560 Ah, you do that every night? 140 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:10,940 It's not easy being beautiful, Ray. 141 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,080 Well, I think I'm going to go to bed. 142 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,780 We've got a big day planned tomorrow. 143 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,820 Let's see, we're going to have brunch. Then I'm going to take the girls 144 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:20,860 shopping. They love that. 145 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,840 Well, you are the best father in the world. 146 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,840 Yeah, that's what everybody keeps saying. 147 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,020 I can handle this. I was in the army. 148 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:38,959 Well, good. 149 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,080 If it pops up again, shoot it. 150 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:45,060 Good night, Ray. 151 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,140 Comfy? 152 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,920 I may be a little uncomfortable tonight, but the important thing is the girls 153 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,380 are having a great birthday. 154 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:04,260 Why wouldn't they? 155 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:06,340 Well, 156 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,820 Problem is, how am I going to top myself next year? 157 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,960 Oh, I'm sure you'll think of something. 158 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,760 Something to spoil the heck out of them. 159 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,240 What? I didn't say anything. 160 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,560 Oh, yes, you did. 161 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:20,600 Well, okay, you're spoiling the heck out of them. 162 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,000 So that's what's bothering you. 163 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:25,140 As a matter of fact, it is. 164 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,900 Now, I don't mind you. You can spoil your daughter, but I don't want you 165 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:28,859 spoiling mine. 166 00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:32,040 Who's spoiling them? I just want them to have a great birthday present. 167 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,280 Great? 168 00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:37,880 It's our luxury. Let them live a little. 169 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:40,900 I just don't want my daughter to have distorted values. 170 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,440 Distorted values? Are you saying I have distorted values? 171 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,960 If the limo fits. 172 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,560 What about your present? 173 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:52,260 What about my present? Well, that dress could have had a little more dress to 174 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,260 it, you know what I mean? 175 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,900 Oh, Ray, those dresses are fine. 176 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:56,520 Yeah, if you're a Barbie doll. 177 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,119 That's it. 178 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,860 You and your values can just stay up here. I'm going to go sleep in the limo. 179 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,380 No, you're not. Oh, yes, I am. Oh, no, you're not. Oh, yes, I am. No, you're 180 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,380 not. 181 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,020 I'm going to sleep in the limo. 182 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,700 Want a macadamia nut? 183 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,600 Did you get those out of the minibar? 184 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,560 No, I got them from Hawaii. 185 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,320 This little jar of nuts cost $7. 186 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,500 You know, I don't understand you. One minute you a spin thrift, and the next 187 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,500 minute you kind of cheat. 188 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,160 I'm a complex person. 189 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:55,100 You know, Ray, I came down here just in case you wanted to apologize. 190 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,360 I think you're the one that owes me an apology. 191 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,080 I will if you will. 192 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:01,550 You first. You go first. 193 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:04,670 Let's not be silly. Let's do it together, all right? 194 00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:07,010 One, two, three. I accept. 195 00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:14,370 You know, Lisa, I didn't mean what I said about the dress. 196 00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:17,190 I'm sorry. I was a bit flabby today. 197 00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:20,230 Okay, maybe it was a tad more than teensy. 198 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:24,430 Yeah, and I guess I do spoil Tamara just a little. 199 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,790 Maybe just a little. 200 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:29,170 Yeah, I do go overboard sometimes. 201 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,640 You know, since I've been on my own, I don't know. I don't know how much is 202 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:38,120 enough. I know how it is. You just want to give your kid as much as you can. 203 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:44,600 Guys, I only said that spoiling stuff because... Do you, man? 204 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:51,380 I'm about to disclose something really personal when you're over there chomping 205 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,380 like a beaver. 206 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,599 I'm hungry. 207 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,600 I didn't get a mint. 208 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:05,850 You see, I was feeling... Did you bring anything to drink? Okay, that's it. 209 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,750 I'm not telling you nothing. Oh, come on, come on, tell me. 210 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,010 Okay. 211 00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:17,070 The reason I said you spoil the girls is because you can give all that stuff and 212 00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:20,750 I can't. And I guess I was a little jealous of you. 213 00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:22,590 Jealous of me? 214 00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:26,690 You know, when you say it out loud, it sounds kind of silly, doesn't it? 215 00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,110 Yes, it does. 216 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,340 I mean, hey, I give the girls a lot. 217 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:38,820 I'm there for them. 218 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,400 I'm creative. 219 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:41,620 I'm warm. 220 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,679 I'm strong. 221 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,680 I'm loving. 222 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,340 I'm a good person. 223 00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:57,200 I'm telling you, the bellboy who brought up the third iced tea was the cutest. 224 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,140 What about the one who brought up the french fries? 225 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,320 Yeah, the fry guy was to die. 226 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,280 actually noticed? 227 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,460 Of course I noticed. 228 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,520 You know, you could have waited until I was finished getting dressed. 229 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,560 You were taking forever. 230 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,180 I always take forever. 231 00:17:15,819 --> 00:17:17,540 You just always used to wait for me. 232 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,619 So I didn't wait. What's your problem? 233 00:17:19,859 --> 00:17:21,420 Listen, I'll tell you what my problem is. 234 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,839 It's like you're in your own little twin world or something. 235 00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:25,859 Hey, guys, what's going on? 236 00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:28,119 What does it look like? We're having a fight. 237 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,000 Oh, that's not good. 238 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Duh, Tia. 239 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,620 Come on, I was just trying to help. They've helped enough as it is. 240 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,490 the mean? It means we used to be best friends. 241 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:41,950 We still are. 242 00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,010 We used to do everything together. 243 00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:45,470 You know what now? 244 00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:48,670 Now you can just forget it because I don't want to be your friend at all 245 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:49,730 anymore. Fine. 246 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,090 Did your girls have a good time? 247 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,030 Yeah. Yeah. 248 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:47,330 Yeah. 249 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:50,190 Party animals. 250 00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:54,310 You're too quiet back there. It's making me nervous. 251 00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:58,230 So, girls, anything you want to talk about? 252 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,230 Ooh. 253 00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:03,950 This calls for drastic measures. 254 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,830 I'm going in. 255 00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:27,650 Thanks, 256 00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:31,010 Tia. That was so embarrassing. 257 00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:34,550 Why do parents always want to sing? 258 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,050 I don't know. 259 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:40,050 My dad used to impersonate Harry Belafonte in front of the mirror. 260 00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:42,190 Oh, man. 261 00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:46,290 Pretty stupid fight, huh? 262 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:51,090 I feel like it's all my fault. I mean, you guys were best friends and I just... 263 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:54,490 No, no, no. It was my fault. I shouldn't have left out Sarah. I mean, I was... 264 00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,510 No. No, see, I should have understood. 265 00:19:57,210 --> 00:20:00,570 I mean, you guys have got that twin thing. No, it's really my fault. 266 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,250 You're right. 267 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:10,710 Do you remember the time when you slept over in my house? Oh, when we saw your 268 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,750 parents in the kitchen? Oh, you should have seen it. They were singing 269 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,270 Unforgettable to each other. 270 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,550 I peed. 271 00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:22,490 Well, looks like the ice has broken. 272 00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:26,390 How do you do it? 273 00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:28,750 I gave them a common enemy. 274 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,790 No one does it better. 275 00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:35,010 Want some almond broker? 276 00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:37,330 You've been in the minibar again. 277 00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:38,950 That can cost 12 bucks. 278 00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:40,650 I'm worth it. 279 00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:07,889 Told you. 280 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:11,150 Oh, this picture of us is pretty good, but look at Sarah. 281 00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:12,710 Ooh. 282 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,750 This is when Sarah was mad at us. 283 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:20,510 And this is when we all made up. 284 00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:27,410 And this is a picture of my mom when Sarah asked her to make a dress just 285 00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:28,410 ours. 286 00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:33,570 And here's Dad when he saw the hotel bill.