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Hi, girl.

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How was school today?

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Terrible. A slow, painful death.

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Glad it's going better.

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Excuse me.

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What have you got there?

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Oh, just some yarn. A customer asked me
to repair it. Are you kidding me? This

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basket was handmade in the 16th century
in a small village off the coast of

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Zambia.

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So it's not from Caymo?

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No, it's not.

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I'm sorry. I didn't realize.

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Just be careful next time. Sure.

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What'd they use that for anyway?

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The village women used it to carry yarn.

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Now that everybody knows, I ain't ever
gonna let this go.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Step, step, step, step, step.

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Talk about doing what you said.

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There's not need one rule.

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No, it's only double rule.

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Now that everybody knows, I ain't ever
gonna let you go.

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You

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hurry

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up. We're gonna be late for school.

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I have nothing to wear.

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There's a lot of things about going to
school that can make you mental. Like

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clothing. Or teachers.

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Or the cafeteria.

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Why is it every time you walk in there,
you come out smelling like fish sticks?

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Even on meatloaf day.

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But of all the things in school, The
number one pain is not having a date.

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Not that we'd ever admit it.

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Remember, school dance this week, so
don't be mean.

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Hey, check it out.

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I am.

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I meant to dance to you.

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Oh. Well, how are the dancers here? We?
Yeah, Mr. Fennor, the science teacher,

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it's always the DJ. Yeah, and he thinks
Dr.

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Dre discovered him in a ceiling.

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Hey, look, there's Phil. He's so fine.

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I can never talk to a guy that cute.

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Hi, Phil.

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Hey, Tamara.

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Good game against Central.

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Thanks.

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You're amazing.

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So, are you going to the dance, Sarah?

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No way.

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And the dance is here so late. Yeah, I'd
rather curl up and die.

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Make room, I'll die with tomato.

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Excuse me, Jamie. I was just wondering
if you would like to go to the dance.

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Yes.

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Lisa!

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Lisa!

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Lisa,

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we need to talk.

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Well, I'm sorry, Ray. I was just putting
some fresh towels in your bathroom.

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Don't you know how to knock?

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Well, I said I was sorry. You, the
landlord, get some locks.

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Maybe if you knocked, I wouldn't have to
get locks.

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Well, maybe if you had them, I wouldn't
be putting such an embarrassing...

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situation. You?

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I'm the one who was caught, you know.

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But I'm the one who had to look.

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No, you didn't.

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Yes, I did. I had to look. It's human
nature.

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What'd you see?

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Well, I didn't see much.

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Not that there wasn't much to see. I
mean, it was all a blur.

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Lisa.

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Lisa, listen to me. I need my privacy.

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I need my dignity.

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Mr. Dignity, your privacy is showing.

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I know it's hard combining households
like this, but we need to establish some

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house rules around here.

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Okay, fine.

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All right. Rule number one.

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We always knock before we open the door.

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find a way to live together here. You
know, I mean, I'll put locks on all the

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bathroom doors. We can separate our
food. That would be nice. I'll get a

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schedule. I'll put it right up here when
I... Wait, wait, wait a minute. That's

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my tuna.

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Needs more mail.

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Not gonna make you dare at it.

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Can you believe Jamie today?

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Yeah, I mean, she gets one date and she
acts like she's going out with Kevin

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Campbell. I mean, Eric's not that cute.
Right.

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He's gorgeous. I know.

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So, have you been on a lot of dates?

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Oh, yeah.

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When you say date, what do you mean
exactly?

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You know, a date with a boy.

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Does a date with a boy cousin count?

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No.

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Then I've never been on a date.

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What about you?

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I've never even been out with a cousin.

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Do you think we're like mutants?

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No. If we're 35 and still having this
conversation, then we're mutants.

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care if a guy calls me.

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Me either.

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You know, that phone doesn't seem to be
working.

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Maybe your dad forgot to pay the bill
and it's disconnected.

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That's home. What if someone's trying to
call right now? They're getting a busy

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signal. Hang up.

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Hi, girls. How's it going?

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We don't have dates for the dance.

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Well, you know how these dances work
now, don't you?

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Cool guys are never in a rush.

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The cool guys always take their time
because they're looking for the most

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beautiful girls.

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Yeah?

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Well, see, the nerds, the geeks, the
chumps, they got to be quick out the

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Yeah, only the losers ask girls out this
early.

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Hey, have you guys heard about the dance
this Saturday night?

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Exhibit A.

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I know that I'm just your next -door
neighbor, and that I might not be very

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or very handsome, but, well, what... you
girls wouldn't want to go to the dance

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with me, would you?

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I don't care which one.

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Sorry, Roger. I mean, you're great and
everything, but it's just that we don't

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think of you as a guy.

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Then what do you think of me as?

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More like a friend.

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But I can be more than a friend.

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Roger, no offense, but you're in the
eighth grade.

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So what's the big deal? When you girls
are 100, I'll be 99.

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Maybe we can go out then.

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Well, maybe then I'll be busy.

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What are you doing sitting in the dark?

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Waiting for you, Ray.

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What are you doing, trying to send me to
an early grave?

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You've been reading my diary.

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I don't usually eat this late.

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Excuse me, but that's my milk.

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Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I hadn't noticed.

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Yeah, you're out.

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Yeah, I guess I am.

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You can have some of mine.

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Fine, thank you.

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But I wouldn't want to break your house
rules.

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Fine.

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I'll have my cereal with... with water.

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Yes.

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I like it that way.

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Less fat.

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Oh, Ray, it's all right. You can have
some of mine. Thank you. You can buy me

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new card tomorrow.

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Okay.

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waiting for a boy to ask him to the
dance.

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Boys, where do they come from?

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Weren't you alert during health and
science that day?

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Just that the girls were really in for
some rough time. Being a teenager,

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dating, feeling awkward, insecure.

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I had me a good time.

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I bet you did.

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Some of us were very, very popular in
high school.

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Must be tough when you peak early.

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One for Ray.

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Well, I don't know. I just hope they had
an easier time of it than I did.

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Wow. I mean, I was just... It was
horrible asking a girl for a date. I'd

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her up, and my hands would start
shaking, and my voice would tremble, and

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developed a twitch.

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Were you wearing a Superfly hat?

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No.

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Just trying to paint a mental picture.

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Go on.

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Well, anyway.

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I was so nervous that before the girl
could make up her mind, I'd yell, the

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house is on fire, and I'd slam the phone
down.

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You're a fascinating man, Ray.

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Don't forget the school dance.

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Gravity or late.

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Thank you. Hey, Samara.

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Hey.

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I can't believe it.

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Sarah hooked up with...

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Not Underwood.

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It's like everyone in school's got a
date but us. Tia, what are you

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about? I mean, you're new at this
school. Everybody knows me, and I still

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have a date. Yeah, but I still want to
go.

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Come on, if no one calls, we'll still
have a great time together.

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Yeah, right.

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How?

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We'll do each other's hair and each
other's makeup, and we'll look so good,

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we'll go out to the movies, and we'll
get great seats because everybody will

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at the stupid dance.

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Wait a minute.

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What if you get a date and I don't?

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Well, what if you get a date?

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Okay.

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We've got to make a pact.

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Either we both go or neither of us goes.

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Deal?

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Deal.

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Hi, Tamara.

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Tia. Hi, Phil.

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I saw you at basketball practice today.
You were really great.

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Thanks a lot.

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Hi.

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Hi. Anyway, I was sort of wondering if
you'd like to go to the dance with me.

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Sure. Okay.

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See you Saturday.

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Great. Saturday.

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I got a date! I got a date!

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Are you mad at me? Does the word packed
mean anything to you?

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Relax. You got a date. It's only
Wednesday. It's Thursday.

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Thursday? Ooh.

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Well, somebody's gonna ask you. Just go
to the dance.

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Dance your brains out.

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Miss Clarkson escaped from Jenny Craig
again.

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I've altered the stretch so many times,
the buttonholes have stretch marks.

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What's up?

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Nothing.

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Doesn't look like nothing.

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It's just that Tamira got a date for the
dance.

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Oh, she did, huh?

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Well, honey, you knew at school it was
going to take some time. I feel like

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a reject.

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Not just a minute, Tia. It's true.

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My daughter is not a reject.

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Don't tell anyone this, but you're the
pretty twin.

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We look exactly alike.

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Do you know what this means?

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There must be something wrong with my
personality.

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What are you talking about?

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You got a lot of personality.

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You got multiple personalities.

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I mean, honey, you know what?

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You're great.

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You're just saying that because you're
my mom.

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Mm -mm. I'd say that if I were a
neighbor.

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I bet there are lots of boys who'd love
to ask you out, only they're too shy.

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I know the feeling.

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You trust me. Boys are just as scared as
you are.

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They're probably sitting by the phone
right now, sweating and twitching.

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be talking to you right now, only the
house is burning down.

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Mom, you're so weird.

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It's the boys who are weird.

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Sometimes you gotta be the one to break
the ice.

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I bet if you walked up and just started
talking, you'd draw them right in like

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one of those electronic bug zappers.

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I think I just blew a vocabulary quiz.

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Hey, what does supercilious mean?

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Supercilious? I think it means pompous.

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What, it has nothing to do with being a
really great clown?

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Sorry.

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So. So.

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So, big dance this Saturday.

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Yeah, sounds like fun.

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A lot of fun.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, I hate to be supercilious.

257
00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:23,090
But I better get going. I got a lot of
stuff to do. Me too. Lots of stuff.

258
00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:28,230
Hi, Roger.

259
00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:29,770
It's okay to you.

260
00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:38,970
Thanks. Roger, if your offer's still
good, I'll go with you

261
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to the dance.

262
00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:40,730
You will?

263
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,030
Oh, no.

264
00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:48,870
What's wrong with you?

265
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000
if you have a date.

266
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:55,580
You do?

267
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,240
I mean, great.

268
00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:58,639
It's okay.

269
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,160
I'll just tell her that I can't make it.

270
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,520
I'll tell her that I'm sick.

271
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,300
I'll tell her that I ate some bad
spinach and got the trots.

272
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:07,779
Forget it.

273
00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,340
I don't wanna go to the dance anymore.

274
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,760
for just the right dress.

275
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:28,520
Right, when it covered everything but my
head.

276
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:33,020
She's beautiful, ain't she? Ooh, I love
the color, Tamara.

277
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,340
Yeah, it fits me great. It's her twingy,
yet loose at the same time.

278
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:40,260
Hey. Hey.

279
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,120
Found her dress, huh?

280
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,500
Hey, maybe you could borrow it sometime.

281
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,180
Think. It's really not my style.

282
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,800
she did it.

283
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:00,960
Ouch.

284
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,120
So how do you feel about all this?

285
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,840
Well, I feel kind of helpless.

286
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,020
I mean, it's not like I can go to school
and grab some boy and say, hey, you

287
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:09,040
idiot, you better take out my daughter.

288
00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:11,780
Can I?

289
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,500
Hey, it's not that easy when they have a
date.

290
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:20,060
You know, I asked Tamara about this guy
she's seeing Saturday.

291
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,700
She wouldn't tell me a thing.

292
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:24,660
That's how it is, Ray. The older they
get, the less they test.

293
00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:26,870
You mean this is as good as it gets?

294
00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:28,510
These are the golden years.

295
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:31,530
Used to be so easy.

296
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:33,390
They'd fall off their tricycle.

297
00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:36,930
You'd pick them up, give them a band
-aid, popsicle.

298
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:38,950
Kiss the boo -boo.

299
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,890
Now the boo -boo wants to kiss them.

300
00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:49,950
Boo -boo, I hate my hair.

301
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:51,230
It's fine.

302
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,270
I look like Lenny Kravitz.

303
00:16:55,950 --> 00:17:00,010
Tia, I know I broke the pact and
everything, but I was sure you'd get a

304
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,169
Forget it.

305
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:03,130
Look, I'll call Phil and get out of it.

306
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,150
You'd really do that?

307
00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:07,589
Yeah. But please don't make me.

308
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:09,809
It's okay.

309
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:10,810
Just go.

310
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:12,710
Are you still mad at me?

311
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,210
Not really.

312
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,810
Hey, do you know what looked great with
that outfit?

313
00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,690
I had these before we were twins.

314
00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:31,760
Thanks. Tamara, Phil is here.

315
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:43,100
So, how you doing, Phil?

316
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,200
Fine, Mr. Campbell.

317
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,780
Enough of that Mr. Campbell stuff. Just
call me Ray.

318
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:49,480
Great. Ray.

319
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,360
You know, Phil...

320
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,810
I remember being a teenager, so I'm not
going to hassle you.

321
00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:57,650
Thanks, Ray.

322
00:17:58,810 --> 00:17:59,930
You're welcome, Phil.

323
00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:05,070
You see, I know you're going out there
to have just some good, clean fun,

324
00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:07,550
That's right, Ray.

325
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:10,350
Hold that smile.

326
00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:13,830
Guess you want to remember Tamara's big
date, huh?

327
00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:15,850
No, this is in case I have to hunt you
down.

328
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,510
Oh, Tamara, you look beautiful.

329
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,330
Yeah, you look hot.

330
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:27,470
I mean beautiful.

331
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,030
Thanks, Phil.

332
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:31,010
You two get over here. Let me take your
picture.

333
00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:33,930
Not so close, Phil.

334
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:42,270
Daddy, we'll see you later. Just a
minute. Phil, I'll be right with you.

335
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:42,829
it, Dad?

336
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,570
I just want to remember how pretty you
look right now.

337
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,170
We'll be late.

338
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:52,750
Tamara, I just want to say have a great
time.

339
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,320
I love you very much.

340
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,680
Please, take this beeper.

341
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,100
Good night, Daddy.

342
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,420
Good night. Good night, Ray.

343
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:04,960
That's Mr. Campbell.

344
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,540
Now, y 'all have a good time.

345
00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:08,060
Yeah, a lot of fun.

346
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,600
Y 'all come back, you hear?

347
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,760
I hate this. I hate this whole dating
thing.

348
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:18,340
Join the club.

349
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,520
Die, you little aphid. Die.

350
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,240
A little.

351
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,320
Well, listen now, we're going to have a
great time tonight, just us girls.

352
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:34,340
I ordered a pizza, got a fridge full of
soda. I found out what Ray has is

353
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,340
Malinois.

354
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,460
Mom, no offense, but I feel like being
by myself.

355
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,300
See, that's not going to solve anything.

356
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,820
You know what I used to do? Mom, I don't
want any more advice.

357
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:44,200
See, I'm just trying to help.

358
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,760
Nothing works.

359
00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:48,820
I tried talking to a guy. I even asked
out Roger.

360
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,280
Oh, baby.

361
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,880
Face it, no bug zapper.

362
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,260
See, you're fine just the way you are.
Mom.

363
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,980
Please don't try to cheer me up.

364
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,040
Can I say just one more thing?

365
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,120
Mom, I don't want to hear anything else.
It'll take just five seconds.

366
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,720
Tia, I know you're upset about tonight,
but the thing is, you're a terrific

367
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,840
person. You're terrific whether you have
a date by your side or not. And look at

368
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,860
me, I raised you without a man. You
turned out great and I turned out great,

369
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,960
we both great. The hell with them
anyway.

370
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:12,660
Oxygen.

371
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,880
on my way to pick up my date. I wanted
to show you my suit.

372
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,200
Nice, huh?

373
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:36,880
You look great.

374
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,720
Thanks. And it's a real tie. It's not a
clip -on.

375
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:45,680
I just wanted to tell you that tonight
when I'm dancing with my date, I'll

376
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,960
really be dancing with you.

377
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:52,240
And when I go to kiss her, assuming she
doesn't push me away, I'll really be

378
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,240
kissing you.

379
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,380
And what about when you say goodnight?

380
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,540
I'll be saying goodnight to you.

381
00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:58,940
Goodnight, Roger.

382
00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:09,110
Sure, give it up.

383
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,230
Harold!

384
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:16,910
See, I didn't know you lived here.

385
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:19,130
Yeah. You ordered pepperoni, right?

386
00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:21,330
Yeah, I ordered pepperoni.

387
00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,290
I didn't know you had a job.

388
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,150
Yeah, I have a job.

389
00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:30,810
I look pretty stupid.

390
00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:34,130
No, no, not at all. You look very
debonair.

391
00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,690
Debonair was on your vocabulary quiz.

392
00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:39,410
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know.

393
00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:41,270
I got that one wrong, too.

394
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,510
Here, you gave me too much.

395
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:45,930
Thanks.

396
00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:48,310
Well, see ya.

397
00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:53,850
Charles, I know you're probably busy,
but do you want to stay and have a piece

398
00:21:53,850 --> 00:21:54,850
of pizza?

399
00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:57,890
Well, actually, this was my last
delivery.

400
00:21:58,330 --> 00:21:59,330
Great, come on in.

401
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,700
All right, and I'm around L Street.

402
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,920
Yeah, this is the part where she gets
her head chopped off. I love that part.

403
00:22:51,950 --> 00:22:52,950
This can be a nightmare.

404
00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:57,470
But everything turned out great. And we
made a pact never to make a pact again.

405
00:22:57,650 --> 00:22:59,550
And we'll never get so caught up on
dating.

406
00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:01,810
Right. We're not going to let guys rule
our lives.