1 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:34,119 Father. [hesitates] 2 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:36,333 You're here. 3 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,745 Well, you've got my attention. 4 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:42,167 Oh, Father, thank you for coming. 5 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,500 You-- you saw how they were attacking me? 6 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:48,256 And look what Lucifer did to my face. 7 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,339 Yes, of course, oh, this is all my fault. 8 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,545 Go on, go ahead, Dad, blame it all on me, like always. 9 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:56,096 No, Father, this is all my fault. 10 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,731 I lost control and froze time, and as the eldest brother, 11 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:02,439 I should've kept a better handle on my siblings. I'm truly sorry. 12 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,230 I don't care who's at fault. 13 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,440 -I just want my sons to get along. -[scoffs] 14 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:13,202 Regardless of what's happened, we're family. 15 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,032 Let's act like it. 16 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:19,157 Good point, Father. [sighs] 17 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:21,001 Come on. 18 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:22,793 Bring it in. 19 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,790 -Uh… -Come on. Here. 20 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,717 You've got to be joking. 21 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,587 No! Hell, no! 22 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,468 Come now, Samael. 23 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,180 [shudders] 24 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:42,063 Michael impersonated me, tried to ruin my life. 25 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,773 Kidnapped the woman that I-- [huffs] 26 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,694 He is behind every bad thing that's ever happened to me! 27 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,444 Well, everything apart from you. 28 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,856 And for someone who's supposed to be omniscient, 29 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,315 it's amazing that you never actually see that! 30 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,489 And apparently never will. [scoffs] 31 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:02,209 [scoffs] 32 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:05,834 [mouths] Now? 33 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:20,515 Is that my grandson over there? Huh. 34 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,478 [chuckles] 35 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:34,895 Well, now, this won't do at all. 36 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:40,032 [clamoring] 37 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:46,792 What just happened? 38 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,377 And who are you? 39 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,470 [sighs] 40 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,386 Hey, oh, my God, are you okay? That must've been a crazy big earthquake. 41 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:05,685 Yeah. 42 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,733 Yeah, I'm fine. 43 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,188 Hey, wait. Uh… have you seen Lucifer? 44 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,694 Um, no, sorry. 45 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,451 [high-pitched ringing] 46 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:37,586 Where is he? 47 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:40,715 -[rock and roll playing on piano] -[cheering] 48 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:45,523 -Ha-ha! Yeah! -[shouting] 49 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,270 -[laughs] -Whoo! [laughs] 50 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,029 Here we go! 51 00:03:58,279 --> 00:03:59,109 Big! 52 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,456 [cheering] 53 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,125 [laughs] 54 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,422 Yeah! 55 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,672 Whoo! 56 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:19,836 Mmm! 57 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,800 [exhales] 58 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:22,716 Hi. 59 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,974 Detective! Where have you been? 60 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,426 Hey. Um, can I talk to you for a second? 61 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,353 Absolutely! 62 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,435 [dance music playing] 63 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:44,277 Hey, so, uh, what happened back at the precinct? 64 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:49,710 When we were talking, and, uh, you were about to say… 65 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,745 or at least I thought… 66 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,461 I knew what you were about to say, and then I blinked, and, well, 67 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,166 suddenly, no you. 68 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,836 Detective, I'm sorry. [exhales] 69 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:03,585 I needed to get away. I couldn't take it anymore. 70 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:04,968 "Take it"? 71 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:08,064 People! Telling me what to do, especially-- 72 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,021 Me? 73 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:10,639 No. 74 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,186 No, Detective, I'm sorry, I-- 75 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:16,861 It's okay. I-- I think I pushed you too far, 76 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:19,151 and it wasn't fair of me to do that, 77 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,395 and I get why you ran away. 78 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,907 -But that's not why I ran. -No, I-- I understand. 79 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,945 I really do. Um… 80 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,200 You know, I think, uh, maybe I'll just give you some time, 81 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,460 and, um, when-when you're ready, 82 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,632 I'll be ready to listen. 83 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:36,540 Okay? 84 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,556 [Charlie cooing] 85 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:54,693 Yep. 86 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,694 You're really here. 87 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,784 [sighs] I guess I shouldn't be surprised. 88 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:00,739 I met Eve 89 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,698 and the Goddess of all creation. 90 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:08,583 I even thought I met you once, but still… [chuckles] 91 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,946 Yeah, I'm never gonna get used to this. Mnh-mnh. 92 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,538 You can poke all you want. 93 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,377 Because I'm eternally grateful to you… 94 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,127 for this beautiful grandson. 95 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,336 -Yeah. -Who's the cutest little baby? 96 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,594 Yes, it's you. 97 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,045 -That's right. -[chuckles] 98 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,720 My angel baby is technically God's grandkid. 99 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:33,767 Do you need a drink? 100 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,732 Water? Wine? 101 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,689 Is it all the same to you? 102 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,152 Yeah, I'm gonna get some options. Okay. 103 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,120 Father, I do have to tell you that Lucifer was right. 104 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:53,124 Michael has made quite a mess here on Earth. 105 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,210 And I'm afraid he's not done. He's up to something. 106 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:58,330 Day-to-day isn't important, my son. 107 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,049 This is important. 108 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,803 -Family's important. -Yes, I agree. 109 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,430 And that's, um… 110 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,347 that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 111 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:15,098 About Charlie and, uh… 112 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:18,767 Father, is he-- 113 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:19,685 Adorable? 114 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:21,937 Yes, he is, my son. 115 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:23,534 God's honest truth. 116 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,989 -Yes, but, Father, I-- -You know what? 117 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,870 Being here gives me an idea. 118 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:31,029 Yeah? 119 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:35,003 I think I know just what this family needs. 120 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:39,461 You know, Dan, you really should stay home. 121 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:40,922 Just take some time off. 122 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,382 Learning the truth about Lucifer, it's a lot. 123 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,423 I've been there. 124 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:47,795 I'm guessing you handled it better. Or did you shoot him too? 125 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:52,814 [scoffs] I didn't, but I did almost poison him with the help of an evil priest. 126 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,599 [laughs] I genuinely can't tell if that's a joke or not. 127 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,518 Take some time, Dan. 128 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,862 Look, I just wanna work. 129 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:06,111 You know? Hell, you're the one who was kidnapped. You should take some time off. 130 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,114 Touché. 131 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,738 How are you doing, by the way? 132 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,703 I noticed Lucifer's not here. 133 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:16,163 Well, we-- we hit a snag, and he's dealing with some things, 134 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,745 and I may have rushed him a bit, 135 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,921 so I'm giving him space, but he'll figure it out. 136 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,052 We're strong enough to get through this. 137 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,672 Well, at least Ella's taking some time off. 138 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:30,885 [scoffs] Yeah. 139 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,306 [Dan] Oh. Hey, Ella. 140 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,181 Before you start, no, I am not going home. 141 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:40,057 I need to focus on the case. 142 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:41,807 Okay. 143 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,479 Really? 144 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:49,110 I had, like, five pretty solid arguments ready. 145 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,105 -I mean, if you wanna hear them-- -No, we're good. 146 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,487 -We're good. -What do we have? 147 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,873 [Ella sighs] 148 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,285 Vic was Chris Peterson. 149 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,211 COD seems to be blunt force trauma to the head. 150 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,250 I think he hit his head on the cement, 151 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:07,344 but it's kind of hard to tell, thanks to his BBQ-ed bod. 152 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:10,131 [exhales] Looks like someone was trying to burn down the hole. 153 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,006 Maybe Chris stepped in, tried to stop 'em? 154 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,933 Yeah, we found gasoline all over this place. 155 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:16,641 Someone was trying to burn down the entire Kingdom. 156 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:20,062 Lucky for the owners, the cement stopped the fire from spreading, but-- 157 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:21,852 Who was he? One of the workers? 158 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,976 No, this place is family-owned, 159 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:27,073 so the dad and the kids all work here and run this place. 160 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:29,489 And this was the youngest son. 161 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,739 Any witnesses? 162 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,910 No. But the three kids were here, working after hours, 163 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:37,660 but they say they didn't see any struggle or hear any arguments. 164 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:41,083 They just saw the fire, rushed out, only to find… 165 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,673 The body of their burned brother. 166 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,588 Well, let's go talk to them, see if any of them wanted their brother dead. 167 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,378 Oh, way ahead of you. I know exactly how to find the killer. 168 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,723 -You do? -[Ella] Hell, yeah. 169 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:54,838 See, all you have to do is introduce me to all of the suspects. 170 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,307 And whichever one I'm most attracted to, 171 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,720 bam, that's your killer. 172 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,097 Ella. 173 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,893 Hey, I'm at peace with it. 174 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:06,477 If I've got a broken picker, might as well use it for the greater good, right? 175 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,753 What are you gonna say to her? Something romantic? 176 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,001 You have that look on your face. 177 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,714 Well, not anymore. 178 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:31,878 What do you care? 179 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:35,344 Why even ask? You're all-knowing, don't you already know the answer? 180 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,596 Hmm. Father's intuition. 181 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,059 Well, intuit yourself somewhere else. 182 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,480 Actually, no. 183 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,268 Why are you still here? 184 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,362 Isn't the universe gonna collapse with your you-like powers on Earth? 185 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,360 Hmm. 186 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,025 -[ball rattles in cup] -[bell tolling] 187 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,123 [sighs] 188 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,285 -It's fine. -Is it? 189 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:04,499 Well, as always, thanks for clearing that up. Now, if you don't mind… 190 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,878 I've come to ask you something. 191 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:13,918 Well, go on, then. 192 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,927 I'd like you to join me. 193 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,394 For a family dinner. 194 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,349 [laughs] Yeah? 195 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:22,928 No. 196 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,686 Pass. Hard pass. 197 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:26,598 [God] Son. 198 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,192 I don't wanna leave Earth until we've all talked. 199 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,320 Well, enjoy your eternity here, then, 200 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,951 because there is absolutely no way 201 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:40,658 I am sitting down for anything as absurd or torturous as a family dinner. 202 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,991 I've already done my time in Hell. 203 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,077 Remember? 204 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,208 [exhales] Good morning. 205 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,134 Lucifer. I thought you needed space. 206 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:59,014 Nope, no space needed. I'm right where I need to be. So, where's the family? 207 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,803 Well, the siblings are over there, but how did you know-- 208 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,557 One of them is obviously the killer. 209 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,597 He doesn't even know what the crime is. 210 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:13,648 No, he's probably just projecting his latest issues. 211 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:18,447 -He's projecting his latest issues. -What, and that's a good thing? 212 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,739 He thinks it's the family. I-- 213 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:24,123 I thought he was upset with me for rushing him, but he's not. He-- 214 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,003 He's mad at his own family. 215 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,120 Of course. 216 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,631 I should have stayed home. 217 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,218 The Kingdom was built from the ground up by our father. 218 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,848 Everyone in the family has a role in keeping the place running, 219 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,976 but Chris, he never settled into his role. 220 00:12:55,065 --> 00:13:00,025 In-- In fact, he-- he left a few years back to work for himself. 221 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,661 So, what you're saying is 222 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,700 the wayward son rebelled against the family, forged his own path, 223 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,905 and then you killed him. 224 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,414 What? We-- we would never. 225 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:12,497 We were all still close, even though Chris left. 226 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,923 And look, he died protecting it. He… 227 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,211 he died a hero. 228 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,508 Do any of you know anyone who'd wanna burn the place down? 229 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,142 Yeah, Juan Perez. 230 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,139 And who's Juan? 231 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,060 He is the owner of Hole in Juan. 232 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,519 [laughs] See what he did there? 233 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,640 Sorry. You were saying. 234 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,477 [man] Another mini-golf course a couple of blocks away. 235 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:38,322 We've had a rivalry for years, but lately it's gotten pretty intense. 236 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,070 We always pranked each other. He stole our balls. 237 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:46,664 We rearranged his putt-putt statues in suggestive positions. 238 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,372 Ah, well, if you appreciate that, 239 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,792 you'll love what I did with your squires on the second hole. 240 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,541 And to their second holes. 241 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,633 Yes, but a prank war isn't motive for murder. 242 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,249 [woman] Things escalated lately. 243 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:03,006 Last week, Juan spray-painted this on the side of our castle. 244 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,638 [Chloe] "I will destroy you." 245 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,387 Yes, but are you sure it was him? 246 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,184 He signed it. 247 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,017 -Okay, well, I say we start there. -[exhales] 248 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,566 ♪ I'd give you everything If you would give it all back to me… ♪ 249 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,742 Well, I mean, you know, I'm actually happy you think it's the family. 250 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,242 It's comforting. 251 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:29,163 Listen, if you wanna talk about what's going on with your own family, 252 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,453 I'm here for you, but no pressure at all. 253 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,537 [engines revving] 254 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,303 Juan Perez? 255 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,128 -Yeah? -LAPD. 256 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:49,968 [gears rattle] 257 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,305 -[engine turns over] -[tires screech] 258 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,936 [engine powers off] 259 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,158 Whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! 260 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,118 Feeling guilty about something, Juan? 261 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,789 [rattles] 262 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,119 We wanna talk to you about the murder of Chris Peterson. 263 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,535 Chris is dead? 264 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,875 Clearly you don't think that-- 265 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,086 Okay, clearly you do. 266 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,299 -Look, I would never-- -You ran from the cops. 267 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,759 I thought you were arresting me for the ZX3! 268 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,927 -It's an illegal-- -Chemical used in street racing. 269 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,800 Surprisingly useful in other ways. We're familiar. 270 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,968 So you were juicing your carts with ZX3? 271 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,807 [chuckling] Yeah. Fastest in the whole state. 272 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,233 Yeah, the kids can't get enough of 'em, so… 273 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:42,072 But if things are going well for you, why would you threaten to destroy the Kingdom? 274 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,069 'Cause they think they're better than us, 275 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,241 looking down from their fancy castle. Whatever. 276 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,950 Look, with my super-fast carts, my brand-new arcade, 277 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,242 and hey, guys, you have to play in the Family War Zone. 278 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,326 Do I? 279 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,460 Uh, we're good. Do you have an alibi for last night around 10:00 p.m.? 280 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:59,578 Yeah, I was getting lit up by a bunch of tweens in my new laser tag arena, 281 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,337 which I totally forgot to mention. 282 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:02,998 See? Rivalry over. 283 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,967 That's what I told Chris when he came here looking for a job. 284 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,880 Chris came to you for a job? 285 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,047 Yeah, but I would never employ a Peterson. 286 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,045 I figured Chris had to be a spy. 287 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,521 Thank you, Juan. 288 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,888 It's weird that the family would never mention that. 289 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,228 I don't think it's weird at all, because they killed him. 290 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,903 Yes, but if he'd left the family business, then why would he want a job here? 291 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,448 [woman] Mini-golf was all Chris knew. 292 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,778 Job after job, real estate, chiropractor school… 293 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,122 My boyfriend, he just… 294 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,664 he couldn't shake the love of the game. 295 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,036 We are still talking about mini-golf, right? 296 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,254 [Lucifer and woman chuckle] 297 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,843 I know it sounds silly. 298 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,918 I never understood it either, 299 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,924 but try as he might, he couldn't get away from it. 300 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,877 Well, if Chris wanted to work in mini-golf so badly, 301 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,348 why wouldn't he just go back to the Kingdom? 302 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,599 Because his family was a dysfunctional heap of garbage 303 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,971 who made his life a living hell? 304 00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:01,017 -I'm sorry for my partner. -No, he's right. 305 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:01,983 They're awful. 306 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:06,442 Um, sorry, the family said that they got along great with Chris. 307 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,065 [both chuckle] 308 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,532 They're the reason he left in the first place. 309 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,662 Chris couldn't stand being around any of them. 310 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:14,782 I see. 311 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:19,913 Did you know that Chris had applied for a job at Hole in Juan? 312 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,167 No, I didn't. 313 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,208 But it makes sense. 314 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,589 He'd never go back to the Kingdom. He'd rather-- 315 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,669 Burn it down. That's what I tried to do with the Silver City. 316 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,836 [chuckles] Not that I'm comparing the two. 317 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,434 Fewer windmills up there. 318 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,469 Right, excuse us. 319 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,560 Lucifer, you might be right. It might be someone in the family after all. 320 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,270 Well, of course it is. [scoffs] 321 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,709 Hello, Mazikeen. 322 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,370 I've been waiting for you. 323 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,918 I made your favorite drink. 324 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,092 That isn't my favorite drink. 325 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,210 We'll see. 326 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,893 -[God] Mm. Mmm. -Hmm. 327 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,022 It's… okay. 328 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,597 [God] Hmm. 329 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:26,475 [Mazikeen] Mm. 330 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,981 Where is everybody? 331 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,816 Well, I sent Michael to Florence to get truffles. 332 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,241 Linda's taken Charlie for a walk, 333 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,032 and Amenadiel is off on a personal errand. 334 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,405 So it's just you and me. 335 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,498 You can ask what you've come to ask. 336 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,882 [clears throat] 337 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,264 I want you to give me a soul. 338 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,679 Please. 339 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,181 Why do you want one? 340 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,644 Because everyone has one except me. 341 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,852 That's why I can't… 342 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:07,694 connect. 343 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,856 Why I'm so alone. 344 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,571 Mazikeen. 345 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,775 You're perfect just the way you are. 346 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,284 -[laughs] What the hell does that mean? -It means I can't help you. 347 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,197 Can't? 348 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:22,912 Or won't? 349 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,127 Still think I'm perfect now? 350 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,046 You… are you. 351 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,051 And I'd never change that. 352 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,556 You know what I think, hmm? 353 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,854 I think you messed up when you made demons. 354 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,228 When you made me. 355 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,364 I think you made a mistake. 356 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,613 And you don't wanna admit it. 357 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,374 -[door opens, closes] -[sighs] 358 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:13,630 ♪ So down, so deep… ♪ 359 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,552 Nope. 360 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,170 ♪ Nobody has nothing on me ♪ 361 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,257 What are you doing here, brother? 362 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,893 Solving a very important case. 363 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,099 A mini-golf murder. High-stakes stuff. 364 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,720 Father is here, Lucy. 365 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,481 On Earth. 366 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,728 You heard me say mini-golf, right? 367 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,773 Wha--? 368 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:32,808 He wants to see us. 369 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,399 Talk to us. I mean, we can finally get some answers. 370 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,395 [chuckles] 371 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:41,906 Well, based on my conversations with him so far, not bloody likely. 372 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,658 [sighs] You know, he's hardly said a word to us our entire lives, brother, 373 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,454 and now he suddenly wants to catch up. 374 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,907 What next? 375 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,877 A game of rounders in the park? A little push on the swings? 376 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,878 Would you stop playing silly buggers? 377 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,632 -I like to see it as a gesture, Lucy. -[scoffs] 378 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:01,014 And one that I think that we should seriously consider. 379 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,603 [sighs] Brother. 380 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:09,305 You've done so well getting out from under dear old Dad's thumb. 381 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,023 Becoming your own man. 382 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,895 But one fatherly slap on the back 383 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,321 and you're back to being his dutiful lackey, aren't you? 384 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,321 -Lackey? -Mm-hmm. 385 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,823 Well, look who's talking. 386 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:23,124 Father shows up for one minute, Lucy, one minute, 387 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,828 and you go right back to being a spoiled child, 388 00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:27,039 stomping off to pout! 389 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,539 I wasn't pouting! Now look what you did. 390 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,327 [exhales] Listen, Lucy, I… 391 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:39,213 I know that Dad has been a bit careless in the past, distant. 392 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,718 [scoffs] 393 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,639 -All right, he's been a real ass. -Hmm. 394 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,389 But he's our father, Lucy. 395 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,390 Yes. 396 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,807 Our almighty, all-powerful dad 397 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:54,402 who will never admit to being anything other than perfect. 398 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:59,030 Well, guess what, brother. He can kiss my imperfect, banished backside! 399 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,820 -Lucy. -Yeah. 400 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,914 [Amenadiel sighs] Right. 401 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:11,908 Wow. 402 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,708 -Things are looking really clean in here. -Oh. 403 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,922 Yeah, well, I'm waiting on lab results, 404 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,804 so I thought I'd catch up on some maintenance. 405 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,842 [clicks tongue] 406 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,434 Beakers are clean, so you know what that means. 407 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,351 What's that? 408 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,391 Pipette time! 409 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,852 I throw myself into work when I'm dealing with something too. 410 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,266 Oh, I'm fine. 411 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,862 Ella, none of us saw this coming. Pete had all of us fooled. 412 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:43,492 He had me fooled. 413 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,450 Yeah, I guess you're right. 414 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,700 I mean, after all, you had sex with him too. 415 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,700 So it's a little different, right? 416 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:53,794 Right. 417 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,292 Listen, I can't pretend to understand how you're feeling, 418 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:02,797 but I did just go through an experience where someone I thought I knew wasn't… 419 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,633 who I thought he was. 420 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,224 Hard to beat a secret serial killer. 421 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,353 [chuckles] You'd think. 422 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,806 Listen, the point is… 423 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,767 so many people wear masks, Ella. 424 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,614 They… they hide who they really are. 425 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,530 But not you. 426 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,490 You put yourself out there, heart first. 427 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,990 The downside is you get hurt more easily. 428 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,163 [scoffs] Ain't that the truth. 429 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,992 But the upside is 430 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,247 you put so much love into the world, Ella. 431 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,424 Please don't let this change that, 432 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,333 change you. 433 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,255 We need more people like you out there, Ella. 434 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,593 Not less. 435 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:49,682 [Lucifer] Oh. 436 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,929 [sighs] 437 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,939 Lucifer. Okay, so, new theory-- 438 00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,148 Unh-unh. Just hold that thought. 439 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,819 Here. It's slightly right edge. 440 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,358 Go on, you were saying? 441 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:07,952 Right. So wayward son Chris attempted to burn down the Kingdom. 442 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:12,159 One of the siblings, at least, found him mid-arson. 443 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,912 They must have got into a fight about it, and Chris ended up dead. 444 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,166 [exhales] The poor lad just wanted a fresh start, 445 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,038 and now he finds himself cast down into Hell… 446 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,626 I'm-- I'm assuming. 447 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,591 Anyone that fixated on mini-golf must have issues. 448 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:26,552 -Right. -[exhales] 449 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,931 So, say Chris was you. 450 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:30,840 [Lucifer] Hmm. 451 00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:34,007 Uh, then the killer would be who? 452 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:34,927 Michael? 453 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,675 Detective, why are you bringing my brother into this? 454 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,597 Well, because you're having family issues, 455 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:44,477 and rather than fight that, I thought I would use that to help you. 456 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:48,026 You know, to help us to solve the case. 457 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,571 Very well, if you insist. 458 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:52,124 Great. Let's go find our Michael. 459 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,409 -Okay. -[exhales] 460 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,292 [Chloe clears throat] 461 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:04,959 Uh, did you have any grievances with Chris? 462 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:08,505 No. Of course not. We all loved him. 463 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,970 We were one big, happy… 464 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:14,141 -…family. -[scoffs] No such thing. 465 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,471 -We should arrest them for that lie alone. -We heard otherwise. 466 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:18,517 You have? 467 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,640 Uh, from who? 468 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,857 -Hmm. [clicks tongue] -Was it Larry? Of course it was. 469 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,479 Did Ted tell you that I have a problem with April? 470 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:30,236 Huh? Wait! They're both liars. 471 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,740 It wasn't enough for you to manipulate your poor, misunderstood brother, 472 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:36,543 you had to ruin his life as well? 473 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:37,868 Ruin his life? 474 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:41,083 Kill. He means kill… his life. 475 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,384 -Well, I had nothing to do with it. -No. 476 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,458 I swear. 477 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:48,133 So all three of you claim to have been working the night of the murder. 478 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,423 -So what were you doing? -Maintenance. 479 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:51,627 On the arcade games. 480 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,126 Updating the books. 481 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,678 Cleaning the toilets. 482 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,603 And can your siblings corroborate that? 483 00:25:58,682 --> 00:25:59,642 Sure. 484 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,140 I mean, I don't know if Ted will. 485 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,307 He was gone a while. 486 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,016 I wasn't there the entire night. 487 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:12,568 I went out to the parking lot to make out with my new girlfriend. 488 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,164 Ugh. Have you seen Ted? 489 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,200 -No one wants to smash that. -[chuckles] Unless he's paying her. 490 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,575 I wasn't paying! 491 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:23,751 You should talk to April. She disappeared for a while. 492 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,132 She was "in the bathroom." 493 00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:29,879 I was smoking pot. Okay? It's the only way I can deal with my brothers. 494 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,013 Understandable. 495 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,339 What did April do? Come in here and whine? 496 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,675 You know, Larry was always jealous of Chris. 497 00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:40,138 If either of those idiots did it, it was him. 498 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:44,064 Jealous. Looks like we found our Michael. 499 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,654 Hmm. He seems more like an Amenadiel to me. 500 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:52,030 [sighs] Unless he's a Michael pretending to be an Amenadiel. 501 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,203 Michael never pretends to be Amenadiel. They look nothing alike. 502 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,121 No, I mean… 503 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,328 [sighs] No, just, never mind. 504 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,370 Look, I'm sorry, Detective. I think I need a moment. 505 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,168 Excuse us. Lucifer, I-- 506 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:13,667 [sighs] 507 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,011 Listen, what if they're all Michaels? 508 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:20,014 Look how quickly they turned on each other. 509 00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:20,926 Perhaps. 510 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:22,675 [Chloe sighs] 511 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,688 What if they apologized to you? 512 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,191 To me? 513 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:28,771 I mean, to Chris. 514 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,725 I don't understand. What good is apologizing to a dead body? 515 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,106 -[officer] Detective. -Yes. 516 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,910 I'm Peter Peterson, and I, um-- 517 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,869 Have the greatest name ever. [chuckles] 518 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,450 I'm the father of-- 519 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:44,575 Chris Peterson, yes. 520 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,163 So sorry for your loss. 521 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:49,627 Thank you. But I'm afraid you're after the wrong suspects. 522 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,130 Right. 523 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,751 Well, with all due respect-- 524 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,837 I killed my son. 525 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,717 And I can't let another one of my children suffer 526 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,262 because of my mistakes. 527 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,971 I dropped by the, uh, Kingdom last night. 528 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:08,898 I saw Chris take a gas can from the shed. 529 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,898 I tried to stop him, of course, 530 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:13,481 but we fought and-- 531 00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:15,396 I mean, it was an accident, but… 532 00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:20,033 I killed my own son. 533 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:22,913 I see. 534 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,292 Well, thank you for that. Would you please take his full statement? 535 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,172 -I'll be with you in a minute. -All right. I'm-- 536 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:35,459 Lucifer. 537 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,378 Are you okay? 538 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,101 I am, Detective. 539 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,267 You know, hearing that confession felt great, actually, 540 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,479 like exactly what I've been searching for. 541 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,398 I think I now know exactly what I need to do. 542 00:28:55,024 --> 00:29:00,364 ♪ I got a fever Running up a hundred degrees ♪ 543 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:05,907 ♪ I am a real king Gather 'round and follow my lead ♪ 544 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,544 ♪ I'm like a dust storm ♪ 545 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:13,291 -♪ Going down in history ♪ - ♪ History… ♪ 546 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:19,379 I'm sorry, Father, but we shouldn't be surprised. 547 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,336 I mean, Lucifer isn't mature enough. 548 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,967 Sorry I'm late! 549 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:27,221 ♪ Not gonna wanna mess with me ♪ 550 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:28,427 I brought soufflé. 551 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,856 Risen perfectly, just as you like 'em. 552 00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:43,618 [sighs] 553 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:48,083 [chair scrapes] 554 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:53,286 [clears throat] 555 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,340 I'm glad you came, son. 556 00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:01,513 Me too. 557 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,352 [exhales] 558 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:10,018 Yeah, I find that, at family events, a couple of bottles help. 559 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,639 -[chuckles] -To start. 560 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:15,519 Okay. I'm off. -You're not joining us, Linda? 561 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:20,573 Well, this is a family dinner, 562 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,742 and, well, I'm… not. 563 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,490 You are the mother of my grandchild. 564 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:29,407 Of course you're family. 565 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:39,253 -[whispers] You were so close. -I know. 566 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,257 [clears throat] 567 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,841 Well, this smells delicious, Father. 568 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,757 You have outdone your always-divine touch. 569 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,427 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 570 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,849 Aren't you forgetting something? 571 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,845 Well, shouldn't we say grace? 572 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,105 [scoffs] 573 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:06,874 I'll say it? 574 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,203 -Okay. -[clears throat] 575 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,746 I'd like to thank God for-- 576 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,630 [chuckles] 577 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:23,837 I'm used to you being up there. [clears throat] 578 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:31,814 Thank you, God, for this food and the company, and… 579 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:39,109 oceans and napkins 580 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,231 and shoes and life. 581 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,067 Yeah, that about covers it, Doctor. 582 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,112 -Thank you. Amen. -[Linda clears throat] 583 00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:47,815 That was beautiful, Linda. 584 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:48,776 Thank you. 585 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,029 I just thanked God for napkins. 586 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,327 -It was better than I would have done. -Okay. 587 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,251 Well. 588 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:55,961 Let's dig in. 589 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:01,248 [Michael sighs] 590 00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:03,758 Well, isn't this great? 591 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,802 Wonderful meal with family. 592 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,224 [chuckles] 593 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,746 Oh, my God. 594 00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:44,668 [sighs] I mean, you. 595 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,304 -I mean… -[God and Linda chuckle] 596 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,681 This is-- this is delicious. 597 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:49,588 Almost-- 598 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:50,676 Heavenly? 599 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,600 -[sighs] -[laughing] 600 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:55,719 All it takes is just the right amount of rosemary. 601 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,267 You know, I have to compliment you, Michael. 602 00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:01,848 At first, I thought you exploiting poor Amenadiel's fears 603 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:04,978 about Charlie's mortality was just a-- a real shit move. 604 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,186 [chuckles] 605 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:09,816 And impersonating me, ravaging my life, 606 00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:11,574 convincing a friend to shoot me 607 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,526 and kidnapping my girlfriend, downright villainous. 608 00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:16,737 None of these sound like compliments. 609 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:20,078 I started to wonder, maybe there was an endgame. 610 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:23,504 You create a mess big enough to bring God himself down, 611 00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,254 we all regress in Dad's presence, 612 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,296 noble Amenadiel takes the blame, 613 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,010 rebellious Lucifer runs off in a huff, leaving you… 614 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,220 looking like the perfect son. 615 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:39,020 But now, I realize it was just to bring the family together for dinner. 616 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,810 [chuckles] 617 00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:41,893 Pass the chicken. 618 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:48,399 I know what you're trying to do, but I'm not gonna let you ruin this, Samael. 619 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,648 Very well, Mi-ka-el. 620 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,447 -It's "Michael"! -Is it? 621 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:55,371 I mean, we're twins, after all. 622 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:58,040 Fairly certain Dad wanted them to rhyme. Dad? 623 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,249 I did like the sound of that. 624 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,878 Samael, Mi-ka-el. [chuckles] 625 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,958 -But you boys had other ideas. -[Amenadiel] Hmm. 626 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:10,764 You know, I'm glad you persuaded me to come, brother. 627 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,760 Like you said, it's worth it, even if Dad has been a real ass. 628 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:16,263 [gulps, coughs] 629 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:19,603 That's, um… [chuckles] 630 00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,982 That's actually not what I said. 631 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,099 I was sympathizing with my little brother, Dad, 632 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:27,728 trying to, uh, get him to come to dinner. 633 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:29,731 It's okay, son. 634 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:30,817 Is it? 635 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:31,942 And was he? 636 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:35,988 [chuckles] Now think of what Amenadiel went through the past couple of years. 637 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,534 All that anguish, thinking he'd fallen from your favor. 638 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:41,288 He lost his wings, his very sense of self. 639 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:42,460 Yeah, that's a bit dramatic. 640 00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:47,038 Only to discover that he was doing it all to himself. 641 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,707 Couldn't you have just told us that's how we all work, 642 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,716 instead of letting your favorite son think he was being brutally punished, 643 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,299 that he was a failure? 644 00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:57,053 -Lucy, come on. -[chuckles] No, don't worry, brother. 645 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,296 We're all being tortured. 646 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:02,892 All in the name of our father's mysterious ways. 647 00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:04,345 Ooh! 648 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,265 For example, Dad… 649 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:12,861 are you ever going to tell us why Hell suddenly doesn't need a warden anymore? 650 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:22,699 I have a good reason. 651 00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:25,499 Oh, it's a good reason. 652 00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:26,961 Well, that explains it. 653 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,251 As always, super clear. Thanks, Pops. 654 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,585 What are you even complaining about, Lucifer? 655 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:34,841 You got your own kingdom as a reward for bad behavior. 656 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,007 Is that how you see it? 657 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:47,903 Being forced to torture souls for hundreds of thousands of years was an "attaboy"? 658 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,688 Sure, I was king of Hell, 659 00:35:50,773 --> 00:35:52,483 but I was still in Hell. 660 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:55,857 If that's not a poisoned chalice, I don't know what is. 661 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:58,865 You have no idea what that was like, 662 00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:01,028 how easy you had it. 663 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:02,696 Easy? 664 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:03,825 [scoffs] 665 00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:06,871 I spent my entire life in the worst kind of Hell there is. 666 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:10,836 -Lucy, Michael, come on. -Oh, what could possibly be worse? 667 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,128 Sharing a face with you! 668 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:18,717 Guess what. 669 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:21,051 When your twin is the light bringer, 670 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:23,967 turns out you have no choice but to live in the shadows. 671 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:28,806 We were dealt the same hand, the same face, the same bloody shoulders, 672 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:32,395 except you had a chip on yours so big you managed to self-actualize it. 673 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:35,231 Oh, no, no, no, there's nothing wrong with him, don't be fooled! 674 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:38,568 You have no one to blame but yourself for who you are. 675 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:39,574 Lucy! 676 00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:41,275 Oh, I blame you plenty. 677 00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:44,575 -Michael! -Of course you do, you petty little-- 678 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:48,540 -Children! -[thunder crashing] 679 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,234 [Lucifer] And there it is. 680 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,561 The Old Testament wrath. 681 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,570 Wasn't sure you still had it in you. 682 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:24,278 All I wanted was a nice family dinner. 683 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:29,042 But apparently that's too much to ask. 684 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,751 -[scoffs] -[thunder rumbles] 685 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:41,086 [Linda laughing] 686 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,562 [continues laughing] 687 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:49,020 Chicken. 688 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,980 I get it. 689 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:55,312 I get it. It's your favorite. 690 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:59,438 That's-- that's why everything tastes like chicken. 691 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,487 [laughing] 692 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,370 I'm sorry, I'm just really uncomfortable. 693 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:08,868 No, Linda, we're sorry. That you had to witness something like this. 694 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,583 The most dysfunctional family ever. 695 00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:15,384 No. [sighs] 696 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,094 Actually, it's… 697 00:38:19,922 --> 00:38:22,222 it's wonderfully normal. 698 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,054 Well, I mean, except for the rain. 699 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,184 No, it's just… 700 00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:33,939 three sons who want their father's love. 701 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,265 And who don't feel like they're getting it. 702 00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:40,437 I don't want Dad's love. 703 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:45,866 I just want him to admit to the fact that he's a bad father. 704 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:48,405 Although… 705 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:53,334 maybe that's part of the reason he is a bad father. 706 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,584 Well done, Doctor. You're as insightful as ever. 707 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:58,456 No, that wasn't exactly what I was saying. [sighs] As usual-- 708 00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:01,054 -You're really being unfair. -Oh, come on, brother. 709 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:04,426 Would you treat Charlie the same way Dad's treated us? 710 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:07,428 -Well, I-- -Be honest! Please. 711 00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:15,976 I'm sorry, Dad, but I hope not. 712 00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:20,109 And you'd do anything for your son, wouldn't you? 713 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:22,737 I would. 714 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:24,988 [Lucifer] Michael and I don't agree on much, 715 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:28,911 but the one thing that we all have in common is you, Dad. 716 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,994 And how much you've screwed us up. 717 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:37,172 I mean, if all the apples are bad… 718 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:40,958 maybe it's the tree that's the problem. 719 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,761 I'm sorry you feel that way. 720 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,799 All I ever wanted was to empower you… 721 00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:51,564 all my children, 722 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,273 to make your own choices. 723 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,690 Is that why you've always been so cryptic? 724 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:59,769 Oh. Before you answer that cryptically, 725 00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:04,395 I would like to instead ask you one simple question 726 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:07,525 and get one simple answer. 727 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:09,993 A confession, if you will. 728 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:12,244 Dad, you don't have to do this. 729 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,665 What's your question, Samael? 730 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:24,918 Dad… 731 00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:28,132 do you love us? 732 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,759 [thunder crashing] 733 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,808 If I have to tell you… 734 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:45,357 then I really have failed. 735 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,323 A no, then. 736 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:53,276 -That's not what he said. -[Lucifer] He didn't say yes, did he? 737 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:55,537 When I don't wanna lie, I don't answer the question. 738 00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:57,579 Picked that up from you, Dad. 739 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,714 [scoffs, inhales deeply] 740 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,673 You know, it's-- It's funny. 741 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:08,672 I thought this moment would give me some catharsis. 742 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:14,388 But instead, it's just made me realize one simple truth. 743 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,926 That you will never love us… 744 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,691 because you're incapable of love. 745 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:26,904 -[huffs] -[thunder crashes] 746 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:29,704 And that's just sad. 747 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:33,368 For all of us. 748 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,325 [thunder rumbles] 749 00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:49,092 [door opens, closes] 750 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:59,022 -More wine? -[thunder crashes] 751 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:09,444 [sighs] Hello, ladies. 752 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:12,954 What exciting new case are we investigating today? 753 00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:15,316 Hole in Juan? 754 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,867 I don't understand. Peterson confessed. 755 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,122 Yeah, his confession doesn't add up. 756 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:23,464 Yeah, we found traces of ZX3 in the fuel that burned down the Kingdom. 757 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:27,711 Oh! So whoever burned down the Kingdom used gas from Hole in Juan. 758 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,665 Yeah, but Peterson told us he saw his son get gas from the shed. 759 00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:34,006 So he lied. Fathers do that. [chuckles] 760 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:36,893 Well, we pulled surveillance footage from the day before Chris died. 761 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,351 [Ella] There's Chris. 762 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:40,930 I mean, he does look like he's applying for a job. 763 00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:44,646 -It tracks with what we know. -Yeah, but something doesn't track. 764 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:47,648 That looks like his girlfriend Betty. 765 00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:49,691 And she told us she didn't know anything about it. 766 00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:52,065 Looks like Peterson wasn't the only one lying. 767 00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:54,742 Right. We need to bring Betty in, see what she's hiding. 768 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,742 -We have to get Peterson back-- -Hey, guys. 769 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,454 -[Chloe] Yeah. -Peterson's running. 770 00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,494 -[Chloe] What? -He bailed on house arrest. 771 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:04,038 His ankle bracelet pinged in downtown traffic. He's headed to Union Station. 772 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:07,963 -If he's innocent, why is he running? -Well, let's go and find out, shall we? 773 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:17,724 So… 774 00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:22,806 -Charlie. -Hmm. 775 00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:26,307 He's, um… 776 00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,979 He's mortal, isn't he? 777 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:33,494 It appears so. 778 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:38,236 So he'll suffer like all humans, Dad. 779 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:42,870 Get sick. 780 00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:46,754 Grow old. 781 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,250 Die. 782 00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:54,718 That would follow from the fact that he's mortal. 783 00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:01,724 Take me instead. 784 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,265 -Excuse me? -I said… 785 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:06,560 take me instead. 786 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,024 Make Charlie an angel. I'll become human. 787 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:12,895 Please, Father. 788 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,571 Let me switch places with my son. 789 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,783 You'd do anything for your son. 790 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:22,954 Yes, anything. 791 00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:24,825 [sighs] 792 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,083 If only fatherhood was ever that easy. 793 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:30,955 -[scoffs] -[door opens] 794 00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,713 [Michael] Good morning, brother. Good morning, Father. 795 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,666 Are you ready to go home? 796 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,008 Are you ready? 797 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:42,353 [chuckles] Well, I mean, I think it's time. 798 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:44,559 Good. Then you should go. 799 00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:47,981 I've decided to stay here a little bit longer. 800 00:44:48,977 --> 00:44:49,807 You have? 801 00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:52,185 Then I will stay with you. 802 00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:54,402 I don't think that would be a good idea. 803 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,692 What… 804 00:44:56,777 --> 00:44:58,197 what are you saying, Father? 805 00:44:58,278 --> 00:44:59,238 Michael… 806 00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:02,619 you're no longer welcome on Earth. 807 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:08,327 [gasps, huffs] 808 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:09,544 You're banishing him? 809 00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:12,963 -If you insist on putting it that way. -But I-- I don't understand. 810 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:15,133 Why am I the one being punished? 811 00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:16,878 You're not. 812 00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:18,554 [huffs] 813 00:45:26,014 --> 00:45:28,024 [door opens, closes] 814 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:28,930 You see? 815 00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:31,015 Never easy. 816 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,225 You have a futon, right? 817 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,039 [Lucifer] There he is. 818 00:46:07,055 --> 00:46:09,265 -There he is. There, there! -[Chloe] Oh. 819 00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:11,439 -[Lucifer] Excuse me. -[Chloe] Excuse us! 820 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,020 [Lucifer] Excuse me. 821 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,033 -Excuse me! Sorry, sorry. -[Chloe] Excuse us. 822 00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:22,648 [sighs] He must have seen us. 823 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:25,698 [shouting] 824 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,164 LAPD. Put down the gun! 825 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:32,405 [whimpering] 826 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:37,875 You weren't running from us. You were chasing her. 827 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:38,801 Why? 828 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:40,169 She killed my son. 829 00:46:40,255 --> 00:46:42,835 But you said you killed your son. Make your mind up. 830 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:43,965 I would never. 831 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,971 I confessed because I thought one of my children had done it. 832 00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:48,764 I'd already lost one. 833 00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:51,847 I couldn't bear to lose another. 834 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:56,064 [scoffs] So you were willing to sacrifice yourself for your own children? 835 00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:58,316 Of course. That's what fatherhood is. 836 00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,686 You see, when I made bail, 837 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:06,782 I talked to all my kids, and I realized that none of them had done it. 838 00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:10,535 So then when I went to Betty to talk to her, to see how she was doing… 839 00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:12,039 [panting] 840 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,620 …and found she was skipping town, 841 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:18,535 then suddenly, it all came into place. 842 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:21,627 All I wanted to do was burn that toxic place down. 843 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:25,093 Everything that was broken in him was because of it, because of you! 844 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,216 He needed to get away. 845 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:33,640 So you stole gas from Hole in Juan, 846 00:47:33,725 --> 00:47:36,095 and you tried to burn the place down? 847 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,437 But Chris caught you, didn't he? 848 00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:42,779 [sniffles] We-- we struggled. 849 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,105 He hit his head on the concrete. 850 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:51,620 Before I could do anything… 851 00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:54,788 the fire was everywhere. 852 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,590 It burned so fast. [shudders] 853 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,341 My poor Chris. 854 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:07,434 I swear I didn't mean for any of this to happen. [sniffles] 855 00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:10,720 I'm sorry. [sobs] 856 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,930 So my son died… 857 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:18,727 protecting the Kingdom. 858 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,522 Protecting us. 859 00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:26,818 It looks like self-sacrifice runs in the family, eh? 860 00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:29,621 Apple, tree… 861 00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,698 [handcuffs clicking] 862 00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:36,367 Lucifer. 863 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:38,496 Get the gun. 864 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:39,422 Right. 865 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:41,464 Right. 866 00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:48,048 [dance music playing] 867 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,071 What? 868 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,320 What? 869 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:11,365 I was fully prepared to hunt you down and kick your ass is what. 870 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:14,028 -[scoffs] -In fact, I was looking forward to it. 871 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,698 -But you're just here. -[exhales] 872 00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:19,326 Why aren't you hiding? 873 00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:20,334 Want a drink? 874 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:23,214 No! 875 00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:26,633 What I want is a soul. You promised me one, and I didn't get it. 876 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:29,683 No, I promised you an audience with my father, 877 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:32,138 the one being who could give you a soul. 878 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:33,641 That's all. 879 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,389 [sighs] 880 00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:40,064 [scoffs] Frustrating, isn't he? 881 00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:44,404 What annoyingly arbitrary and inscrutable answer did he give you? 882 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,450 That I'm perfect. 883 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:52,818 Just the way I am. 884 00:49:52,906 --> 00:49:54,366 Ugh. 885 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,202 [sighs] 886 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,963 You wanted me to find you. 887 00:50:02,624 --> 00:50:03,464 Why? 888 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,962 Because I'm leaving town. 889 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:09,134 And? You wanted to say goodbye? 890 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:13,429 I guess out of all the wretched beings I've met, 891 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:16,050 I don't entirely hate you. 892 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,930 And for what it's worth, Mazikeen, 893 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:22,267 I'm sorry you didn't get what you wanted. 894 00:50:25,063 --> 00:50:27,943 [sighs] I'm sorry you didn't either. 895 00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:30,611 Doesn't mean I won't. 896 00:50:32,821 --> 00:50:33,821 What does that mean? 897 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:36,531 That it ain't over till it's over. 898 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,498 -For either of us. -[whooshing] 899 00:50:51,923 --> 00:50:53,683 [sighs] 900 00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:56,968 [slow-tempo music playing] 901 00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:13,816 Hey. 902 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:15,775 Hello. 903 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:19,786 Do you remember when I said that it might be useful 904 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:24,578 to draw a parallel between your emotions and the case? 905 00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:26,417 Yes. 906 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,540 So it turns out 907 00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:32,706 our killer was an overbearing girlfriend trying to change her boyfriend 908 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:36,128 because he couldn't deal with his family issues. 909 00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:38,468 So, you know, no parallel. 910 00:51:38,553 --> 00:51:39,473 [both chuckle] 911 00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:40,564 Whatsoever. 912 00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:42,099 I think I was wrong. 913 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,982 [sighs] Apparently so. 914 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,269 [chuckles] 915 00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:50,573 Lucifer, I'm so sorry. 916 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:54,069 You know, I was supposed to give you space 917 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:55,952 so that you could deal with your issues and-- 918 00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:57,449 I didn't really help there, did I? 919 00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:03,121 No, but then I ended up using the case to rush you anyhow. 920 00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:06,373 Detective, you have been nothing but wonderful. 921 00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,876 And you… 922 00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:14,134 [sighs] 923 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,764 …you deserve to hear those three words back. 924 00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:22,102 But the truth is… 925 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:29,520 I'll never be able to say them to you. 926 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:33,525 I've realized that… 927 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,395 I am my father's son. 928 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,410 And as depressing as that is, it explains… 929 00:52:42,742 --> 00:52:43,622 so much. 930 00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:47,373 But it also means… 931 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,752 like him, I… 932 00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,462 I am incapable of love. 933 00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:59,091 Lucifer, I know you. 934 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,546 You do. You know I always tell the truth. 935 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:07,888 [softly] Chloe, I am so sorry. 936 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:12,106 But if I ever said those three words to you… 937 00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,026 it would be a lie. 938 00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:18,859 ♪ Nobody, nobody ♪ 939 00:53:18,945 --> 00:53:22,155 ♪ Nobody, nobody… ♪ 940 00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,445 [Lucifer sighs]