1 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,533 Father. 2 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,536 You're here. 3 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,622 Well, you've got my attention. 4 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,209 Oh, father. Thank you for coming. 5 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,586 You saw how they were attacking me. 6 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:48,298 And look what Lucifer did to my face. 7 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,425 Yes, of course. Oh, this is all my fault. 8 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,804 Go on. Go ahead, dad. Blame it all on me, like always. 9 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,139 No, father, this is all my fault. 10 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,684 I lost control and froze time. 11 00:00:58,767 --> 00:00:59,810 And as the eldest brother, 12 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,533 I should have kept a better handle on my siblings, I'm truly sorry. 13 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,022 I don't care who's at fault. 14 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,776 I just want my sons to get along. 15 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,634 Regardless of what's happened. 16 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,115 We're family. 17 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:15,324 Let's act like it. 18 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,661 Good point, father. 19 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,833 Come on, bring it in. 20 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,413 - Uh... - Come on. 21 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,508 You've got to be joking. 22 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,970 No. Hell, no. 23 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,513 Come now, samael. 24 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:42,144 Michael impersonated me, tried to ruin my life. 25 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,729 Kidnapped the woman that I... 26 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:47,733 He is behind every bad thing that's ever happened to me. 27 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,526 Well, everything apart from you, 28 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,862 and for someone who's supposed to be omniscient, 29 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,406 it's amazing that you never actually see that. 30 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,576 And apparently never will. 31 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:05,917 Now? 32 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,181 Is that my grandson over there? 33 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,183 Hmm. 34 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,946 Well, now, this won't do at all. 35 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:46,792 What just happened? 36 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,462 And who are you? 37 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,808 Hey, oh, my god, are you okay? 38 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,491 It must have been a crazy big earthquake. 39 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,312 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 40 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,233 Hey, wait... have you seen Lucifer? 41 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,777 Um, no. Sorry. 42 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:37,926 Where is he? 43 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,683 Yeah! 44 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,112 Yeah. 45 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,698 Ready? 46 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,505 Yeah! 47 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,716 Whoo! 48 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,010 Mmm. 49 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,973 Detective, where have you been? 50 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,476 Hey. Um, can I talk to you for a second? 51 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,603 Absolutely. 52 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:37,694 Talking is easy words tumbling out 53 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,781 right when I need you you're nowhere to be found 54 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:44,367 hey, so, uh, what happened, uh, back at the precinct? 55 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,829 When we were talking and, uh, 56 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,956 you were about to say... 57 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,793 Or at least I thought... 58 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,823 I knew what you're about to say, 59 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:58,215 and then I blinked and, well, suddenly, no you. 60 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,759 Detective. I'm sorry. 61 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,637 I needed to get away. I couldn't take it anymore. 62 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,013 Take it? 63 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:08,099 People telling me what to do, especially... 64 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,897 - No. Detective, I'm sorry. - It's... it's okay. 65 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,900 I... I think I pushed you too far. 66 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:20,070 And it wasn't fair of me to do that, 67 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,279 and I get why you ran away. 68 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,907 - But that's not why I ran. - No, I... I understand. 69 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,326 I really do. Um... 70 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,288 You know, I think, uh, maybe I'll just give you some time, 71 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,500 and, um, when... when you're ready, 72 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,710 I'll be ready to listen. 73 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:36,961 Okay? 74 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,732 You're really here. 75 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,943 I guess I shouldn't be surprised. 76 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,445 I met Eve and the goddess of all creation. 77 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,908 I even thought I met you once, but still... 78 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,997 Yeah, I'm never gonna get used to this. 79 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,290 You can poke all you want, 80 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,418 because I'm eternally grateful to you 81 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,170 for this beautiful grandson. 82 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,382 - Yeah. - Who's the cutest little baby? 83 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,676 Yes, it's you. 84 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,011 That's right. 85 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,807 My angel baby is technically god's grandkid. 86 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:33,893 Do you need a drink? 87 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,687 Water, wine? 88 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:37,811 Is it all the same to you? 89 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,983 Yeah, I'm gonna get some options. Okay. 90 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,783 Father. I do have to tell you that Lucifer was right. 91 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,871 Michael has made quite a mess here on earth. 92 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,249 And I'm afraid he's not done. He's up to something. 93 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,168 Day to day isn't important, my son. 94 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,087 This is important. 95 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,716 - Family is important. - Yes, I agree. 96 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,719 And that's, um... 97 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,777 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 98 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:15,435 About Charlie and, uh... 99 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,397 - Father, is he... - Adorable? 100 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:21,983 Yes, he is, my son. 101 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,568 God's honest truth. 102 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,487 - Yes, but, father... - You know what, 103 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,990 being here gives me an idea. 104 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,368 Yeah? 105 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,996 I think I know just what this family needs. 106 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,501 You know, Dan, you really should stay home. 107 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,919 Just take some time off. 108 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,629 Learning the truth about Lucifer, 109 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,297 it's a lot, I've been there. 110 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,864 I'm guessing you handled it better. 111 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,635 Or did you shoot him too? 112 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:52,764 I didn't, but I did almost poison him with the help of an evil priest. 113 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:56,101 I genuinely can't tell if that's a joke or not. 114 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,436 Take some time, Dan. 115 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,855 Look, I just want to work. 116 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,401 You know. He”, you're the one who was kidnapped. 117 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,944 You should take some time off. 118 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,320 Touche. 119 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,407 How are you doing, by the way? 120 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,450 I noticed Lucifer's not here. 121 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,663 Well, we hit... we hit a snag, and, uh, he's dealing with some things. 122 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,790 I may have rushed him a bit. 123 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,917 So, uh, I'm giving him space, 124 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,877 but we'll... he'll figure it out. 125 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,671 We're strong enough to get through this. 126 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,842 Well, at least Ella's taking some time off. 127 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,802 Huh, yeah. 128 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,264 Oh, hey, Ella. 129 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,017 Before you start, no. 130 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,728 I am not going home, I need to focus on the case. 131 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:41,980 Okay. 132 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:45,607 Really? 133 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:49,029 I had, like, five pretty solid arguments ready. 134 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,214 I mean, if you want to hear them, I can... 135 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,574 - No. We're good. What do we have? - We're good. 136 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,163 Vic was Chris Peterson. 137 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,207 COD seems to be blunt force trauma to the head. 138 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:05,045 I think he hit his head on the cement, but it's kind of hard to tell 139 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,422 thanks to his bbq-ed bod. 140 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,359 Looks like someone was trying to burn down the hole. 141 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,135 Maybe Chris stepped in, tried to stop him? 142 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,012 Yeah, we found gasoline all over this place. 143 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,973 Someone was trying to burn down the entire kingdom. 144 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:20,105 Lucky for the owners, the cement stopped the fire from spreading, but... 145 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,895 Who was he? One of the workers? 146 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,022 No, this place is family owned. 147 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,108 So the dad and the kids all work here and run this place, 148 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,527 and this was the youngest son. 149 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,779 Any witnesses? 150 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,948 No, but the three kids were here working after hours. 151 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,493 But they say they didn't see any struggle 152 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,702 or hear any arguments. 153 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,288 They just saw the fire, rushed out, 154 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,624 - only to find... - The body of their burned brother. 155 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,143 All right, well, let's go talk to 'em. 156 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,927 See if any of them wanted their brother dead. 157 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,128 Oh, way ahead of you. 158 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,732 I know exactly how to find the killer. 159 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,840 - You do? - Hell yeah. 160 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:54,886 See, all you have to do is introduce me to all of the suspects. 161 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,388 And whichever one I'm most attracted to... 162 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,808 Bam! That's your killer. 163 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,936 - Ella. - Hey, I'm at peace with it. 164 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,395 If I've got a broken picker, 165 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,564 might as we” use it for the greater good, right? 166 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:21,996 What're you going to say to her? 167 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,790 Something romantic? 168 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,543 You have that look on your face. 169 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:29,796 Well, not anymore. 170 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,007 What do you care? Why even ask? 171 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,301 You're all-knowing, don't you already know the answer? 172 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,511 Hmm. 173 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,429 Father's intuition. 174 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,932 Well, intuit yourself somewhere else. 175 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,394 Actually, no. Why are you still here? 176 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,355 Isn't the universe gonna collapse with your you-like powers on earth? 177 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,357 Hmm. 178 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,327 - It's fine. - Is it? 179 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,371 Well, as always, thanks for clearing that up. 180 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,581 Now, if you don't mind... 181 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,543 I've come to ask you something. 182 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,132 Well, go on, then. 183 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,842 I'd like you to join me... 184 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,219 For a family dinner. 185 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,306 Yeah? 186 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,518 Pass. Hard pass. 187 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,061 Son. 188 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,148 I don't wanna leave earth until we've all talked. 189 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,443 Well, enjoy your eternity here, then, 190 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,987 because there is absolutely no way 191 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,531 I am sitting down for anything as absurd or torturous 192 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,283 as a family dinner. 193 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,619 I've already done my time in hell. 194 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,245 Remember? 195 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,419 Good morning. 196 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,340 Lucifer. I thought you needed space. 197 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,425 No, no space needed. I'm right where I need to be. 198 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,052 So, where's the family? 199 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,803 Well, the siblings are over there. 200 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:01,887 But how did you know... 201 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,598 Well, one of them is obviously the killer. 202 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,353 He doesn't even know what the crime is. 203 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,564 No, he's probably just... 204 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,816 Projecting his latest issues. 205 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,028 He's projecting his latest issues. 206 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,520 What? And that's a good thing? 207 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,281 He thinks it's the family. 208 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,951 I thought he was upset with me for rushing him, 209 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,202 but he's not, he... 210 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,789 He's mad at his own family. 211 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,207 Of course. 212 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,711 I should've stayed home. 213 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,267 The kingdom was built from the ground up by our father. 214 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,812 Everyone in the family has a role in keeping the place running. 215 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,647 But, Chris... 216 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,108 He never settled into his role. 217 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,736 In... in fact, he... he left a few years back... 218 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,530 To work for himself. 219 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,407 So, what you're saying is, 220 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,743 the wayward son rebelled against the family, forged his own path, 221 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,953 and then you killed him. 222 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,372 What? We... we would never. 223 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,458 We were all still close, even though Chris left. 224 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,962 And look, he died protecting it. He... 225 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,298 He died a hero. 226 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,568 Do any of you know anyone who would want to burn the place down? 227 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,177 Yeah, Juan Perez. 228 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:27,140 - And who's Juan? - He is the owner of hole in Juan. 229 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,142 I see what he did there. 230 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:30,684 Sorry, you were saying. 231 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,521 It's another mini-golf course a couple blocks away. 232 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,107 We've had a rivalry for years, but... 233 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,401 Lately it's gotten pretty intense. 234 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,403 We always pranked each other. 235 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,030 He stole our balls. 236 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:46,701 We rearrange his putt-putt statues in suggestive positions. 237 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,244 Ah. Well, if you appreciate that, 238 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,688 you'll love what I did with your squires on the second hole, 239 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,582 and their second holes. 240 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,626 Yes, but a prank war isn't motive for murder. 241 00:13:55,710 --> 00:14:01,424 Things escalated lately. Last week, Juan spray-painted this 242 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,051 on the side of our castle. 243 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,721 "I will destroy you." 244 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,474 Yes, but are you sure it was him? 245 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,226 He signed it. 246 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,771 Okay, well, I say we start there. 247 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,651 I 'd give you everything if you would give it all back to me 248 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,655 well, I mean... you know, I'm actually happy you think it's the family. 249 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,324 It's... it's comforting. 250 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,843 And listen, if you ever want to talk about 251 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,219 what's going on with your own family, 252 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,496 I'm here for you, but no pressure at all. 253 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,212 Juan Perez. 254 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,172 - Yeah? - LAPD. 255 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,196 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 256 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,699 Feeling guilty about something, Juan? 257 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,122 We want to talk to you about the murder of Chris Peterson. 258 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,748 Chris is dead? 259 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,959 Clearly, you don't think that... 260 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,002 Okay, clearly you do. 261 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,380 - Look, I would never... - You ran from the cops. 262 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,799 I thought you were arresting me for the zx3. 263 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,302 - It's an illegal, uh... - Chemical used in street racing. 264 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,847 Surprisingly useful in other ways. We're familiar. 265 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,015 So you were juicing your carts with zx3? 266 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,017 Yeah. Fastest in the whole state. 267 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,818 Yeah, the kids can't get enough of them, so... 268 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,043 But if things are going well for you, 269 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,150 why would you threaten to destroy the kingdom? 270 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,901 'Cause they think they're better than us, 271 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,320 looking down from their fancy castle, whatever. 272 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,449 Look, with my super-fast carts, my brand new arcade... 273 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,285 And, hey, guys, you have to play in the family war zone. 274 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,744 Do I? 275 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,508 Uh, we're good. Do you have an alibi for last night around 10:00 pm? 276 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:59,184 Yeah. I was getting lit up by a bunch of tweens in my new laser tag arena. 277 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,377 Which I totally forgot to mention. 278 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,045 See? Rivalry over. 279 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,007 That's what I told Chris when he came here looking for a job. 280 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:07,884 Chris came to you for a job here? 281 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,011 Yeah, but I would never employ a Peterson. 282 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,054 I figured Chris had to be a spy. 283 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,599 Thank you, Juan. 284 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,936 It's weird that the family would never mention that. 285 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,123 I don't think it's weird at all because they killed him. 286 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:24,859 Yes, but if he left the family business, then why would he want a job here? 287 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,654 Mini-golf was all Chris knew. 288 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,575 Job afterjob, real estate, chiropractor school. 289 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,203 My boyfriend, he just... 290 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,705 He couldn't shake the love of the game. 291 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,082 We are still talking about mini-golf, right? 292 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,919 I know it sounds silly. 293 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,004 I never understood it either, but... 294 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,965 Try as he might, he couldn't get away from it. 295 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,885 Well, if Chris wanted to work in mini-golf so badly, 296 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,387 why wouldn't he just go back to the kingdom? 297 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,056 Because his family was a dysfunctional 298 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,058 heap of garbage who made his life a living hell? 299 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,560 - I'm sorry for my partner... - No. 300 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,979 He's right. They're awful. 301 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:06,526 Um, sorry, the family said that they got along great with Chris. 302 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,363 They're the reason he left in the first place. 303 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,740 Chris couldn't stand being around any of them. 304 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,909 I see. 305 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:19,956 Uh, did you know that Chris had applied for a job at hole in Juan? 306 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,291 No, I didn't, but it makes sense. 307 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,835 He'd never go back to the kingdom. 308 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,420 - He'd rather... - Burn it down? 309 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,732 That's what I tried to do with the silver city. 310 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,591 Not that I'm comparing the two. 311 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,260 Fewer windmills up there. 312 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,303 Right. Excuse us. 313 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,389 Lucifer, you might be right. 314 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,232 It might be someone in the family, after all. 315 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,018 Of course it is. 316 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,456 Hello, mazikeen. 317 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,208 I've been waiting for you. 318 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,002 I made your favorite drink. 319 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,045 That isn't my favorite drink. 320 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,714 We'll see. 321 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,721 - Mmm. - Hmm. 322 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,309 It's... okay. 323 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,060 Hmm. 324 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,983 Where is everybody? 325 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,736 Well, I sent Michael to Florence to get truffles. 326 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,281 Linda's taken Charlie for a walk, 327 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,117 and amenadiel is off on a personal errand. 328 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,202 So, it's just you and me. 329 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,164 You can ask what you've come to ask. 330 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,380 I want you to give me a soul. 331 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,759 Please. 332 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,261 Why do you want one? 333 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,306 Because everyone has one except me. 334 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:07,605 It's why I can't... connect. 335 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,858 Why I'm so alone. 336 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,610 Mazikeen. 337 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,822 You're perfect just the way you are. 338 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,616 What the hell does that mean? 339 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,826 - It means I can't help you. - Can't? 340 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:22,994 Or won't? 341 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,419 Still think I'm perfect now? 342 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,049 You... are you. 343 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,053 And I'd never change that. 344 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,556 You know what I think, hmm? 345 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,644 I think you messed up when you made demons. 346 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,271 When you made me. 347 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,400 I think you made a mistake. 348 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,403 And you don't wanna admit it. 349 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:09,916 Go down 350 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,920 go deep 351 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,171 oh. Nope. 352 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,465 Nobody had mercy on me 353 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,536 what are you doing here, brother? 354 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,845 Solving a very important case. 355 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,139 Mini-golf, murder, high stakes stuff. 356 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,640 Father is here, luci. 357 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,519 - On earth. - You heard me say mini-golf, right? 358 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:30,855 What... 359 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,898 He wants to see us. 360 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,444 Talk to us. I mean, we can finally get some answers. 361 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,362 Well, 362 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,406 based on my conversations with him so far, 363 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,074 not bloody likely. 364 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:45,578 You know, he's hardly said a word to us our entire lives, brother. 365 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,496 And now he suddenly wants to catch up. 366 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,998 What next? 367 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,917 Game of rounders in the park? Little push on the swings? 368 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,920 Would you stop playing silly buggers? 369 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,089 I'd like to see it as a gesture, luci, 370 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,093 and one that I think that we should seriously consider. 371 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,846 Brother, 372 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,557 you've done so well, 373 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,059 getting out from under dear old dad's thumb, 374 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,895 becoming your own man. 375 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,981 But one fatherly slap on the back 376 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:17,359 and you're back to being his dutiful lackey, aren't you? 377 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,111 - Lackey? - Mm-hmm. 378 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,573 Well, look who's talking. Father shows up for one minute, luci, 379 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,868 one minute, and you go right back to being a spoiled child. 380 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,077 Stomping off to pout. 381 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,371 I wasn't pouting! Now, look what you did. 382 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,374 Listen, luci, I... 383 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:38,130 I know that dad has been a bit careless in the past. 384 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,298 Distant. 385 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,260 - All right, he's been a real ass. - Hmm. 386 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,346 But he's our father, luci. 387 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:50,851 Yes, our almighty, all-powerful dad 388 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:54,438 who will never admit to being anything other than perfect. 389 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,148 Well, guess what, brother? 390 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,109 He can kiss my imperfect banished backside. 391 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:00,777 - Luci... - Ah! 392 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,700 Right... 393 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,081 Wow. 394 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,640 Things are looking really clean in here. 395 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,921 Yeah, well, I'm waiting on lab results, 396 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,757 so I thought I'd catch up on some maintenance. 397 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:26,345 Beakers are clean, so you know what that means. 398 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,428 What's that? 399 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,641 Pipette time. 400 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,074 Yeah, I throw myself into work when I'm dealing with something too. 401 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,564 Oh, I'm fine. 402 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,359 Ella, none of us saw this coming. 403 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,610 Pete had all of us fooled. 404 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,529 He had me fooled. 405 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,114 Yeah, I guess you're right. 406 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,783 I mean, after all, you had sex with him too. 407 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,703 So, it's a little different, right? 408 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:53,998 Right. 409 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,377 Listen, I can't pretend to understand how you're feeling, 410 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:02,506 but I did just go through an experience where someone I thought I knew wasn't... 411 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,676 Who I thought he was. 412 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,262 Hard to beat a secret serial killer. 413 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,430 You'd think. 414 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,851 Listen, the point is... 415 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,730 So many people wear masks, Ella. 416 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:21,609 They... they hide who they really are, but not you. 417 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,529 You put yourself out there, heart first. 418 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,032 The downside is you get hurt more easily. 419 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,242 Ain't that the truth? 420 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,871 But the upside is you put so much love into the world, Ella. 421 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,999 Please, don't let this change that. 422 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,418 Change you. 423 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,213 We need more people like you out there, Ella. 424 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:45,674 Not less. 425 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,726 Lucfien 426 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,089 - okay, so new theory... - Uh-uh. 427 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,104 Just hold that thought. 428 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:01,523 Here. It's slightly a right edge. 429 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,317 Go on, you were saying? 430 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,778 - Right. So wayward son Chris... - Mmm. 431 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,947 Attempted to burn down the kingdom. 432 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:12,201 One of the siblings, at least, found him mid arson. 433 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,161 They must have got into a fight about it, 434 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,913 and Chris ended up dead. 435 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,248 Oh, the poor lad just wanted a fresh start, 436 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:21,085 and now he finds himself cast down into hell. 437 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,670 Um... I'm assuming 438 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:25,673 anyone that fixated on mini-golf must have issues. 439 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:30,010 Right. So, say Chris was you. 440 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,178 Hmm. 441 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:34,974 Then the killer would be who? Michael? 442 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:37,846 Detective, why are you bringing my brother into this? 443 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,688 Well, because you're having family issues, 444 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:44,024 and rather than fight that I thought I would use that to help you, 445 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:48,070 You know, to help us to solve the case. 446 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,613 Very well. If you insist. 447 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:52,199 Great. Let's go find our Michael. 448 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:53,701 Okay. 449 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:05,004 Uh, did you have any grievances with Chris? 450 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:08,549 No, of course not. We all loved him. 451 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:11,427 - We were one big, happy... - Family. 452 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,887 No such thing. 453 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,015 We should arrest him for that lie alone. 454 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,516 Uh, we heard othennise. 455 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,851 You have? 456 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,520 - From who? - Hmm. 457 00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,897 Was it Larry? Of course it was. 458 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:26,525 Did Ted tell you that I have a problem with April? 459 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,652 Huh? Wait, no, 460 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,279 they're both liars. 461 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,699 It wasn't enough for you to manipulate your poor, misunderstood brother. 462 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,577 You had to ruin his life as well? 463 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,370 - Ruin his life? - Uh, kill. 464 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,123 He means kill. His life. 465 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,566 Well, I had nothing to do with it. 466 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:44,543 I swear. 467 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,628 So, all three of you claimed to have been working 468 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,297 the night of the murder. 469 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,380 So what were you doing? 470 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,675 Maintenance on the arcade games. 471 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,177 Updating the books. 472 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,763 Cleaning the toilets. 473 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,640 And can your siblings corroborate that? 474 00:25:58,724 --> 00:25:59,767 Sure. 475 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,144 I mean, I don't know if Ted will. 476 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,354 He was gone a while. 477 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:07,066 I wasn't there the entire night. 478 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,069 I went out to the parking lot 479 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,529 to make out with my new girlfriend. 480 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:16,700 Ugh. Have you seen Ted? No one wants to smash that. 481 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,303 I mean, unless he's paying her. 482 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,620 I wasn't paying. 483 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:23,457 You should talk to April. She disappeared for a while. 484 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,168 She was in the bathroom. 485 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,920 I was smoking pot, okay? 486 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,922 It's the only way I can deal with my brothers. 487 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,256 Understandable. 488 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,383 What did April do? Come in here and whine? 489 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:36,428 You know, Larry was always jealous of Chris. 490 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:40,140 If either of those idiots did it, it was him. 491 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:41,767 Jealous. 492 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:43,811 Looks like we found our Michael. 493 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,730 Hmm. He seems more like an amenadiel to me. 494 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:47,898 Hmm. 495 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:52,111 Unless he's a Michael pretending to be an amenadiel. 496 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,947 But Michael never pretends to be amenadiel, 497 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,240 they look nothing alike. 498 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,574 No, I mean... 499 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,410 Yeah, just... never mind. 500 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:03,205 I'm sorry, detective. I think I need a moment. 501 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,002 Excuse us. Uh, Lucifer... 502 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,011 Listen, what if they're all Michaels? 503 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:19,972 Look how quickly they turned on each other. 504 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,306 Perhaps. 505 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,227 What if they apologize to you? 506 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,604 To me? 507 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:28,814 I mean, to Chris. 508 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,775 I don't understand what good is apologizing to a dead body? 509 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,193 - Detective? - Yes. 510 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,948 I'm Peter Peterson, and I, um... 511 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,783 Have the greatest name ever. 512 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:42,494 I'm the father of... 513 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,204 Chris Peterson. Yes. 514 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:46,748 - So sorry for your loss. - Thank you. 515 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,710 But I'm afraid you're after the wrong suspects. 516 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,796 Right. Well, with all due respect... 517 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,756 I killed my son. 518 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,051 And I can't let another one of my children 519 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,345 suffer because of my mistakes. 520 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:04,641 I dropped by the, uh, kingdom last night. 521 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,979 I saw Chris take a gas can from the shed. 522 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,939 I tried to stop him, of course. 523 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,360 But we fought, and, I mean, it was an accident, but... 524 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,990 I killed my own son. 525 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:25,120 I see. Well, thank you for that. 526 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,206 Um, would you please take his full statement? 527 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,850 - What... - I'll be with you in a minute. 528 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,209 All right, I... 529 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,341 Lucifer, are you okay? 530 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,720 I am, detective. 531 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:46,308 You know, hearing that confession felt great, actually. 532 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,031 Like exactly what I've been searching for. 533 00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:52,356 I think I now know exactly what I need to do. 534 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:56,735 I got a fever 535 00:28:56,818 --> 00:29:00,322 running like a hundred degrees 536 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,783 I am a real thing 537 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:05,869 gather round and follow my lead 538 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:11,541 I'm like a storm, going down in history 539 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:16,588 I'm sorry, father. 540 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,341 But we shouldn't be surprised. 541 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,427 I mean, Lucifer isn't mature enough to... 542 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:24,012 Sorry, I'm late. 543 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,767 I brought souffle. 544 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,860 Risen perfectly, just as you like them. 545 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,132 I'm glad you came, son. 546 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,758 Me, too. 547 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:07,889 I find that at family events 548 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,142 a couple of bottles help... 549 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,643 To start. 550 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:15,397 - Okay. I'm off. - You're notjoining us, Linda? 551 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:20,569 Well, this is a family dinner. 552 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,697 And, well, I'm... not. 553 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,408 You're the mother of my grandchild. 554 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,286 Of course, you're family. 555 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,369 - You were so close. - I know. 556 00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:45,761 Well, smells delicious, father. 557 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:48,764 You've outdone your always divine touch. 558 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:49,931 Uh-uh-uh-uh. 559 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,559 Aren't you forgetting something? 560 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,729 Well, shouldn't we say grace? 561 00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,740 I'll say it. 562 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,369 Okay... 563 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,998 I'd like to thank god for... 564 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,255 I'm used to you being up there. 565 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:28,011 Thank you, god, for... 566 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,639 This food and the company, 567 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,307 and... 568 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,228 Oceans... 569 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:39,147 And... napkins, 570 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,108 and shoes, 571 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,275 and life... 572 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,087 Yeah, that about covers it, doctor. 573 00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:46,196 Thank you. Amen. 574 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:47,864 That was beautiful, Linda. 575 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,074 Thank you. 576 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,909 I just thanked god for napkins. 577 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,929 That was so much better than I would've done. 578 00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:54,121 - Okay. - Well... 579 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,163 Let's dig in. 580 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:03,755 Well, isn't this great? 581 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,758 Wonderful meal with family. 582 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,251 Oh, my god! 583 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:46,006 I mean, you... I mean... 584 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,717 This is... this is delicious! 585 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,510 - Almost... - Heavenly? 586 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,474 All it takes is just the right amount of Rosemary. 587 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,268 You know, I have to compliment you, Michael. 588 00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:00,645 At first, I thought you exploiting 589 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,023 poor amenadiel's fears about Charlie's mortality 590 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,025 was just a real shit move. 591 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:09,905 And impersonating me, ravaging my life, 592 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,656 convincing a friend to shoot me 593 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,034 and kidnapping my girlfriend? Downright villainous. 594 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,620 None of these sound like compliments. 595 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,789 I started to wonder, maybe there was an endgame. 596 00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:23,543 You create a mess big enough to bring god himself down, 597 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,295 we all regress in dad's presence. 598 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:29,424 Noble amenadiel takes the blame, rebellious Lucifer runs off in a huff, 599 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,176 leaving you... 600 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,178 Looking like the perfect son. 601 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:38,975 But now, I've realized, it was just to bring the family together for dinner. 602 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:41,645 Oh... pass the chicken. 603 00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:45,899 I know what you're trying to do. 604 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:48,443 But I'm not going to let you ruin this, samael. 605 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,863 - Very well, mich-ael. - It's Michael! 606 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:52,947 Is it? 607 00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:55,450 I mean, we're twins, after all. 608 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,078 Fairly certain dad wanted them to rhyme. Dad? 609 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,121 I did like the sound of that. 610 00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:03,250 Samael, mich-ael... 611 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:05,669 But you boys had other ideas. 612 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,465 You know, I'm glad you persuaded me to come, brother. 613 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,802 Like you said, it's worth it even if dad has been a real ass. 614 00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:19,641 That's, um... 615 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,060 That's actually not what I said. 616 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:25,105 I was sympathizing with my little brother, dad, 617 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:27,732 trying to, uh, get him to come to dinner. 618 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,734 It's okay, son. 619 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,028 Is it? And was he? 620 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:36,157 And think of what amenadiel went through the past couple of years. 621 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,952 All that anguish thinking he'd fallen from your favor. 622 00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:41,580 He'd lost his wings, his very sense of self. 623 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,539 Yeah, that's a bit dramatic. 624 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:47,127 Only to discover that he was doing it all to himself. 625 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,689 Couldn't you have just told us that's how we all work 626 00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:52,882 instead of letting your favorite son think he was being brutally punished? 627 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,384 That he was a failure? 628 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,137 - Luci, come on. - No, don't worry, brother. 629 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,263 We're all being tortured. 630 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:02,934 All in the name of our father's mysterious ways. 631 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:06,104 Ooh! For example, dad, 632 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:12,861 are you ever going to tell us why hell suddenly doesn't need a warden anymore? 633 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,080 - I have a good reason. - Oh? 634 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,958 It's a good reason! Well, that explains it. 635 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,127 As always, super clear. Thanks, pops. 636 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,504 What are you even complaining about, Lucifer? 637 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:34,924 You got your own kingdom as a reward for bad behavior. 638 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:40,889 Is that how you see it? 639 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:44,517 Being forced to torture souls 640 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:47,646 for hundreds of thousands of years was an attaboy? 641 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:52,525 So, I was king of hell, but I was still in hell! 642 00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:55,445 If that's not a poisoned chalice, I don't know what is. 643 00:35:55,779 --> 00:36:01,034 You have no idea what that was like. How easy you had it. 644 00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:03,453 Easy? 645 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,915 I've spent my entire life in the worst kind of hell there is. 646 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,958 Luci, Michael, come on. 647 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,919 What could possibly be worse? 648 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,338 Sharing a face with you! 649 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:21,179 Guess what? When your twin is the "lightbringer", 650 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:24,099 turns out you have no choice but to live in the shadows. 651 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,850 We were dealt the same hand, 652 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:28,853 the same face, the same bloody shoulders! 653 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:32,440 Except you had a chip on yours so big you managed to self-actualize it! 654 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,193 Oh, no, no, no. There's nothing wrong with him. Don't be fooled. 655 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:38,613 You have no one to blame but yourself for who you are! 656 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,199 -Luch -oh, I blame you plenty! 657 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:44,411 - Michael! - Of course you do, you petty little... 658 00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:47,622 Children! 659 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:09,894 And there it is. 660 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,647 The old testament wrath. 661 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,610 Wasn't sure you still had it in you. 662 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:24,409 All I wanted was a nice family dinner. 663 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:28,663 But apparently that's too much to ask. 664 00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:49,267 Chicken! 665 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,645 I get it. 666 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,023 I get it. It's your favorite. 667 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:59,444 That's... that's why everything tastes like chicken. 668 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,407 I'm sorry, I'm just really uncomfortable. 669 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:06,534 No, Linda. We're sorry... 670 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,838 That you had to witness something like this, 671 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,539 the most dysfunctional family ever. 672 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,129 Actually, it's... 673 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:22,175 It's wonderfully normal. 674 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:26,095 Well, I mean, except for the... Except for the rain. 675 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:33,937 No. It's just... three sons who want their father's love, 676 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,233 and who don't feel like they're getting it. 677 00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:40,485 I don't want dad's love. 678 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:45,949 I just want him to admit to the fact that he's a bad father. 679 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,451 Although... 680 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:53,414 Maybe that's part of the reason he is a bad father. 681 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,625 Well done, doctor. You're as insightful as ever! 682 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,586 No, that wasn't exactly what I was saying, as usual... 683 00:38:58,670 --> 00:38:59,688 You're really being unfair. 684 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,130 Oh, come on, brother! 685 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,467 Would you treat Charlie the same way dad's treated us? 686 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:05,927 - Well, I... - Be honest! 687 00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:07,637 Please. 688 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:15,895 I'm sorry, dad, but I hope not. 689 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:20,191 And you'd do anything for your son, wouldn't you? 690 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,652 I would. 691 00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,946 Michael and I don't agree on much, 692 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:28,908 but the one thing that we all have in common is you, dad. 693 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,953 And how much you've screwed us up. 694 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,749 I mean, if all the apples are bad... 695 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,795 Maybe it's the tree that's the problem. 696 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,590 I'm sorry you feel that way. 697 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,970 All I ever wanted was to empower you, 698 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:54,142 all my children, to make your own choices. 699 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,728 Is that why you've always been so cryptic? 700 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:59,355 Oh. Before you answer that cryptically, 701 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:04,527 I would like to instead ask you one simple question 702 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:07,196 and get one simple answer. 703 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,949 A confession, if you will. 704 00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,243 Dad, you don't have to do this. 705 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,665 What's your question, samael? 706 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:27,926 Dad, do you love us? 707 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,731 If I have to tell you... 708 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,401 Then I really have failed. 709 00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:50,365 A no, then. 710 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,201 - That's not what he said. - He didn't say yes, did he? 711 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,553 You know what do when I don't want to lie? 712 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:57,330 I don't answer the question. Picked that up from you, dad. 713 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,504 You know, it's, uh... it's funny. 714 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,716 I thought this moment would give me some catharsis. 715 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,389 But instead, it's just made me realize one simple truth. 716 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,185 That you'll never love us. 717 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,689 Because you're incapable of love. 718 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:33,408 And that's just sad... for all of us. 719 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,348 More wine? 720 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:09,527 Hello, ladies. 721 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:12,739 What exciting new case are we investigating today? 722 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,365 Hole in Juan? 723 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,827 I don't understand. Peterson confessed. 724 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:20,121 Yeah... his confession doesn't add up. 725 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:23,458 Yeah, we found traces of zx3 in the fuel that burned the kingdom. 726 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:27,587 Oh, so whoever burned down the kingdom used gas from hole in Juan? 727 00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:30,506 Yeah, but Peterson told us he saw his son get gas from the shed. 728 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,884 So he lied. Fathers do that. 729 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,971 We pulled surveillance footage from the day before Chris died. 730 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:38,305 There's Chris. 731 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:40,975 I mean, he does look like he's applying for a job. 732 00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:42,268 Tracks with what we know. 733 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:46,981 Yeah, but something doesn't track, that looks like his girlfriend Betty, 734 00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,483 and she told us she didn't know anything about it. 735 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,565 Yeah, looks like Peterson wasn't the only one lying. 736 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,697 Right. We need to bring Betty in, see what she's hiding. 737 00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:56,741 - We have to get Peterson back... - Hey, guys. 738 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,534 - Yeah? - Peterson's running. 739 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:00,578 - What? - He bailed on house arrest. 740 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,497 His ankle bracelet pinged in downtown traffic, 741 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:03,849 looks like he's headed to union station. 742 00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:05,458 If he's innocent, why is he running? 743 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,502 Well, let's go and find out, shall we? 744 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:22,809 - Charlie... - Mmm. 745 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,312 He's, um... 746 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,067 He's mortal, isn't he? 747 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,778 It appears so. 748 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:38,366 So he'll suffer like all humans, dad. 749 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:43,162 Get sick. 750 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,125 Grow old. 751 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,296 Die. 752 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:54,507 That would follow from the fact that he's mortal. 753 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:01,722 Take me instead. 754 00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:03,558 - Excuse me? - I said... 755 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:06,435 Take me instead. 756 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:09,063 Make Charlie an angel. I'll become human. 757 00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:12,984 Please, father. 758 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,572 Let me switch places with my son. 759 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,658 You'd do anything for your son. 760 00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:23,327 Yes, anything. 761 00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:27,957 If only fatherhood was ever that easy. 762 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,421 Good morning, brother. Good morning, father. 763 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:36,966 Are you ready to go home? 764 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:38,759 Are you ready? 765 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:42,096 Well, I mean, I think it's time. 766 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,640 Good. Then, you should go. 767 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,602 I've decided to stay here a little bit longer. 768 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,898 - You have? - Then, I will stay with you. 769 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:53,733 I don't think that would be a good idea. 770 00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:58,112 What? What're you saying, father? 771 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:02,408 Michael, you're no longer welcome on earth. 772 00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:09,582 You're banishing him? 773 00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:11,143 If you insist on putting it that way. 774 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:12,835 I don't understand. 775 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:15,213 Why am I the one being punished? 776 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:16,714 You're not. 777 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:30,978 You see? Never easy. 778 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,317 You have a futon, right? 779 00:45:48,955 --> 00:45:50,122 There he is. 780 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,891 There he is. There. There. 781 00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:11,269 Excuse me - excuse us. 782 00:46:12,645 --> 00:46:13,729 Excuse me. 783 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:17,775 Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. 784 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,321 He must have seen us. 785 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:29,120 LAPD! Put down the gun! 786 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:38,754 You weren't running from us. You were chasing her. Why? 787 00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:41,966 - She killed my son. - But you said you killed your son. 788 00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,884 - Make your mind up. - I would never. 789 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,887 I confessed because I thought one of my children had done it. 790 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:51,934 I'd already lost one. I... couldn't bear to lose another. 791 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:54,937 You were willing to sacrifice yourself 792 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:56,147 for your own children? 793 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,399 Of course. That's what fatherhood is. 794 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,944 You see, when I... when I made bail, 795 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:03,237 I talked to all my kids, 796 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:06,574 and I realized that none of them had done it. 797 00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:10,786 So, then when iwent to Betty to talk to her to see how she was doing 798 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:14,582 and found she was skipping town, 799 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:18,336 then suddenly it all came into place. 800 00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:21,297 All I wanted to do was burn that toxic place down! 801 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:25,134 Everything that was broken in him was because of it! Because of you! 802 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,178 He needed to get away! 803 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:35,895 So you stole gas from hole in Juan, and you tried to burn the place down. 804 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:38,522 But Chris caught you, didn't he? 805 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:42,860 We... we struggled. 806 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:46,989 He hit his head on the concrete... 807 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,410 And before I could do anything... 808 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:54,747 The fire was everywhere. 809 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,042 It burned so fast. 810 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,129 My poor Chris. 811 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,717 I swear, I didn't mean for any of this to happen... I... 812 00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:10,388 Sorry. 813 00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:18,521 So, my son died protecting the kingdom? 814 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,441 Protecting us? 815 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:26,821 Looks like self-sacrifice runs in the family, eh? 816 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,615 Apple, tree... 817 00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:39,625 - Lucifer, get the gun. - Right. 818 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:41,627 Right... 819 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:04,358 What? 820 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,361 "What?" 821 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:11,824 I was fully prepared to hunt you down and kick your ass is what. 822 00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:16,245 In fact, I was looking foward to it. But you're just here. 823 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:19,206 Why aren't you hiding? 824 00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:20,498 Want a drink? 825 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,587 What I want is a soul. 826 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,630 You promised me one, and I didn't get it. 827 00:49:26,714 --> 00:49:29,758 No. I promised you an audience with my father, 828 00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:31,802 the one being who could give you a soul. 829 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:33,888 That's all. 830 00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:40,144 Frustrating, isn't he? 831 00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:44,482 What annoyingly arbitrary and inscrutable answer did he give you? 832 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:52,740 That I'm perfect... just the way I am. 833 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,241 Ugh. 834 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,292 You wanted me to find you. Why? 835 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,920 Because I'm leaving town. 836 00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:09,089 And... you wanted to say goodbye? 837 00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:16,055 I guess, out of all the wretched beings I've met, I don't entirely hate you. 838 00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:20,017 And for what it's worth, mazikeen, 839 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,353 I'm sorry you didn't get what you wanted. 840 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:27,942 I'm sorry you didn't either. 841 00:50:29,318 --> 00:50:30,569 Doesn't mean I won't. 842 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:33,864 What does that mean? 843 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,700 That it ain't over till it's over. 844 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:43,457 For either of us. 845 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:13,946 Hey. 846 00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:15,990 Hello. 847 00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:17,908 Do you remember when I said 848 00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:21,620 that it might be useful to draw a parallel 849 00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:24,582 between your emotions and the case? 850 00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:26,458 Yes? 851 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:31,171 So, turns out our killer was an overbearing girlfriend 852 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:32,840 trying to change her boyfriend 853 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:36,093 because he couldn't deal with his family issues. 854 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:38,512 So, you know, no parallel... 855 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,472 Whatsoever. 856 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,016 I think I was wrong. 857 00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:44,935 Uh, apparently so. 858 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,524 Lucifer, I'm so sorry. 859 00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:53,902 You know, I was supposed to give you space 860 00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,904 so that you could deal with your issues and... 861 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:57,549 Well, I didn't really help there, did I? 862 00:51:57,573 --> 00:52:03,412 No, no, no. But then, I... lended up using the case to... rush you, anyhow. 863 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:06,582 Detective, you've been nothing but wonderful. 864 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:12,212 And you... 865 00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:16,759 You deserve to hear those three words back. 866 00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:20,511 But... 867 00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:22,431 The truth is... 868 00:52:27,186 --> 00:52:29,271 I'll never be able to say them to you. 869 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:33,609 I've realized that... 870 00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:37,404 I am my father's son. 871 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:43,452 And as depressing as that is, it explains... so much. 872 00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:50,793 But it also means... like him, I... 873 00:52:53,754 --> 00:52:55,422 I'm incapable of love. 874 00:52:57,758 --> 00:52:59,468 - Lucifer, I know you. - You do. 875 00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:01,136 You know I always tell the truth. 876 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,851 Chloe, I'm so sorry. 877 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:12,022 But if I ever said those three words to you... 878 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:16,443 It would be a lie.