1 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,621 Hi, everybody. This is your cousin brucie. Whoa! 2 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:08,792 Our summer romances are in full bloom, and everybody's in love! 3 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,962 So, cousins, here's a great song from the four seasons. 4 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,013 That was the summer of 1963, 5 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:25,888 when everybody called me "baby" and it didn't occur to me to mind. 6 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,979 That was before president Kennedy was shot, 7 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,780 before the Beatles came, 8 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,949 when I couldn't wait to join the peace corps 9 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:44,904 and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. 10 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,295 That was the summer we went to Kellerman's. 11 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,315 All you Sandy koufaxes, get out there! 12 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,863 Complimentary dance lessons in the gazebo. 13 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,616 Oh, my god. Look at that! 14 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:31,242 Mom, I should've brought the coral shoes. You said I was taking too much. 15 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,497 Well, sweetheart, you brought 10 pairs. 16 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:36,045 But the coral shoes matched that dress. 17 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,794 This is not a tragedy. 18 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:42,344 A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine or police dogs used in Birmingham. 19 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,013 Monks burning themselves in protest. 20 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,260 Butt out, baby. 21 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:50,219 Okay, we got horseshoes oh the south lawn in 15 minutes! 22 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:53,100 We've got splish-splash, the water class, down by the lake. 23 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:56,558 We have the still life art class. We got volleyball and croquet. 24 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,395 And for you older folks, we got sacks! 25 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,649 Doc! 26 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,408 Max! 27 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:10,910 Doc, after all these years I finally got you up on my mountain. 28 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,866 How's the blood pressure? 29 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,417 I want you girls to know 30 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:17,996 if it were not for this man, I'd be standing here dead. 31 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,257 - Billy, get the bags. - Right away, doc. 32 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,552 I kept the best cabin for you and your beautiful girls. 33 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:32,186 Hey, thanks a lot. You want a job here? 34 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:35,597 There's a merengue class in the gazebo in the next few minutes. 35 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,604 The greatest teacher. Used to be a rockette. 36 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:42,525 It's his first real vacation in six years, Max. Take it easy. 37 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,948 Three weeks here, it'll feel like a year. 38 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:48,993 One, two, three, four! Stomp those grapes and stomp some more! 39 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:53,039 One, two, three, four! Listen to the music! 40 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,623 Sorry. 41 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,793 Move your caboose and shake it loose! 42 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,668 One, two, three, four! Start the train! 43 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:08,134 Come on, men! Follow me into a round Robin! 44 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,844 Ladies, the inner circle! 45 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,603 Come on, ladies! 46 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:27,111 God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake them! 47 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:37,125 Okay now, ladies, when I say "stop," you're gonna find the man of your dreams. 48 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,453 Stop! 49 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:45,759 Remember, he's the boss on the dance floor, if nowhere else. 50 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,600 Mom, dad, I'm going up to the main house to look around. 51 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,727 There are two kinds of help here. 52 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,975 You Walters are all college guys, 53 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:43,934 and I went to Harvard and Yale to hire you. 54 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,987 And why did I do that? Why? 55 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,445 I shouldn't have to remind you. This is a family place. 56 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:55,404 That means you keep your fingers out of the water, hair out of the soup, 57 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:58,331 and show the goddamn daughters a good time. 58 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,166 All the daughters. 59 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,744 Even the dogs. 60 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,423 Schlep them out to the terrace, show them the stars. 61 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,469 - Romance them any way you want. - Got that, guys? 62 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,794 Hey, hold it! Hold it. 63 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:15,723 Well, if it isn't the entertainment staff. 64 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,597 Listen, wiseass, you got your own rules. 65 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,973 Dance with the daughters. 66 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:23,398 Teach them the mambo, the cha-cha, anything they pay for. 67 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,734 That's it. That's where it ends. 68 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:31,357 No funny business, no conversations, and keep your hands off! 69 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,573 It's the same at all these places. 70 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:38,030 Some ass in the woods, but no conversation. 71 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,035 Watch it, Rodriguez. 72 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:46,458 Can you keep that straight, Johnny? What you can't lay your hands on? 73 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:54,304 Just put your pickle on everybody's plate, and leave the hard stuff to me. 74 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,267 Sit down and I'll get you some wine. 75 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,686 Thank you, Max. 76 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,861 This is Dr. and Mrs. houseman. 77 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:14,612 Baby, Lisa, this is your waiter, Robbie gould. 78 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,619 Yale medical school. 79 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:21,574 These people are my special guests. Give them anything they want. 80 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,579 - Enjoy. - Thanks, Max. 81 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:32,668 Look at all this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe? 82 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,344 - Try southeast Asia, ma. - Right. 83 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,014 Robbie, baby wants to send her leftover pot roast 84 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:41,685 to southeast Asia, so anything we don't finish, you wrap up. 85 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,770 Max, our baby's gonna change the world. 86 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:48,232 - And what are you gonna do, missy? - Lisa's gonna decorate it. 87 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,773 She already does. 88 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:56,278 Doc, I want you to meet someone. My grandson Neil. 89 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,570 Goes to the Cornell school of hotel management. 90 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,950 Baby's starting mount holyoke in the fall. 91 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,786 Oh, great. 92 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,421 Are you going to major in english? 93 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,596 No. Economics of underdeveloped countries. 94 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:21,140 - I'm going into the peace corps. - After the final show, 95 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:25,062 I'm going to Mississippi with a couple of busboys, freedom ride. 96 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,416 This is our own tito Suarez. 97 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,088 Mambo! Yeah! Come on! 98 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,180 Who's that? 99 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,728 Oh, them. They're the dance people. 100 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:52,023 They're here to keep the guests happy. 101 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:18,834 They shouldn't show off with each other. That's not gonna sell lessons. 102 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,496 Hi, kids. Having fun? Yeah. 103 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:42,126 Actually, I've gotta excuse myself. I'm in charge of the games tonight. 104 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,757 Would you like to help me get things started? 105 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,553 Sure she would. 106 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:58,066 This'll only hurt for a minute. You've got blue cross, right? 107 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,193 Was that good for you? 108 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:14,033 And for being such a good sport, here you go! 109 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,127 Dresses like her, acts like her. So I brought her home. 110 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,132 My father doesn't like her! 111 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,173 Go figure. 112 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,351 - Hi. - How'd you get here? 113 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,026 - I was taking a walk. - Go back. 114 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,353 - Let me help you. - No. 115 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,064 - What's up there? - No guests allowed. House rules. 116 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:32,619 Why don't you go back to the playhouse? I saw you dancing with the little boss man. 117 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,454 Can you keep a secret? 118 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,833 Your parents would kill you. 119 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,336 Max would kill me. 120 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,019 Where'd they learn to do that? 121 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:42,931 Where? 122 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,643 I don't know. Kids are doing it in their basements back home. 123 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,858 Wanna try it? 124 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,697 Come on, baby. 125 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,613 Can you imagine dancing like this on the main floor, 126 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,066 home of the family foxtrot? 127 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,910 Max would close the place down first. 128 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,440 That's my cousin, Johnny castle. 129 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,980 He got me the job here. 130 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,794 They look great together. Yeah. 131 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,385 You'd think they were a couple, wouldn't you? 132 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:43,013 - Aren't they? - No, not since we were kids. 133 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,888 Do you love me? 134 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,945 Yeah! 135 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,491 Yo, cousin, what's she doing here? 136 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,827 She came with me. She's with me. 137 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,170 I carried a watermelon. 138 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,837 "I carried a watermelon"? 139 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,751 Bend your knees. Down. 140 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,920 Watch. Watch my eyes. 141 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,514 Good. 142 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,228 That's better. 143 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,023 Good. Now roll this way. 144 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,564 Now watch. 145 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,250 Look. 146 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,800 Love man! 147 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,927 Ladies, join our hair-raising wig show. 148 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,925 Try your Sandra Dee, Jackie Kennedy 149 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,723 or Elizabeth Taylor-Cleopatra wig. 150 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,893 - I'll knock with three. - Look at that cute fella. 151 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,221 Look at these hands. They're golden hands. 152 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,277 My god, it's Cleopatra! I feel like such an asp. 153 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,399 You look 10 years younger. 154 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,611 At 10:15, by the pool, we have calisthenics. 155 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,944 Then on the west porch, we have a symposium by rabbi Maurice sherman 156 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,997 on the psychology of insult comedians. 157 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,702 So I say, "ask not what your waiter can do for you, 158 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,288 "but what you can do for your waiter." 159 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,340 If tips keep up, I'll have enough for my alfa Romeo. 160 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,801 That's my favorite car. 161 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,299 Ladies, you look very lovely. 162 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:55,895 Baby, would you cover for me tonight? Tell mom and dad I went to lie down. 163 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,596 Where are you going? 164 00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:01,650 To the golf course. There's a pretty view from the first tee. 165 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,739 Good. Thanks. 166 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:19,536 So you were really a rockette? I think you're a wonderful dancer. 167 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:23,088 Yeah, well, my mother kicked me out when I was 16. 168 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,045 I've been dancing ever since. 169 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,842 It's the only thing I ever wanted to do anyway. 170 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,341 I envy you. 171 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,373 - Aren't you dancing, doc? - We're waiting for a waltz. 172 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:03,709 Hi, Max. Aren't my dance lessons starting to pay off? 173 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,792 You look great, Vivian! Terrific! 174 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,719 That's Vivian pressman, one of the bungalow bunnies. 175 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,641 That's what we call the women who stay here all week. 176 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,439 The husbands only come up on weekends. 177 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:26,227 Moe pressman's a big card player. He'll join our game. 178 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,735 - Moe coming up on Friday? - Friday. 179 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,410 He's away a lot. I know. 180 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,408 It's a hardship. 181 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,622 Where's penny? Everybody's been asking for her. 182 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:52,002 What do you mean, where's penny? She's taking a break. 183 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:55,176 As long as it's not an all-night break. 184 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,683 Come on, doll. Let's take a walk. 185 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:14,654 I love to watch your hair blowing in the breeze. 186 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,455 Maybe my parents are looking for me. 187 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,282 Baby, don't worry. 188 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:26,166 If they think you're with me, they'll be the happiest parents at Kellerman's. 189 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,295 I have to say it. 190 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:33,344 - I'm known as the catch of the county. - I'm sure you are. 191 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,422 Last week I took a girl away from Jamie, the lifeguard. 192 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:41,307 And he said to her, "what does he have that I don't have?" 193 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:45,185 And she said, "two hotels." 194 00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:48,351 Robbie. 195 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,274 I don't hear an apology. 196 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:54,152 Go back to mommy and daddy and listen. 197 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,575 Maybe you'll hear one in your dreams. 198 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,743 I'm sorry you had to see that, baby. 199 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:07,291 Sometimes in this world, you see things you don't wanna see. 200 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,925 You hungry? 201 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,587 Come on. 202 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:25,521 So, baby, what do you want? You can have anything you want. 203 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:30,400 A brownie, some milk, 204 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:33,729 leftover rice pudding, beets, 205 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,902 cabbage roll, 206 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:42,329 fruit salad, sweet gherkins? 207 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:46,250 Nell, look, I'm sorry. I better go check on Lisa. 208 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:48,076 Yeah? Yeah. 209 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,868 - Why's she here? - In case Neil comes back. 210 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,078 Penny just doesn't think. 211 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,282 She wouldn't do anything stupid, would she? 212 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:30,453 So, what's wrong? What's the matter with her? 213 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,331 - She's knocked up, baby. - Billy! 214 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:39,845 - What's he gonna do about it? - "What's he gonna do about it?" 215 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,764 It's mine, right? 216 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:45,600 - Right away you think it's mine. - But I thought... 217 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:08,540 It's okay. Johnny's here. 218 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,335 I'm never gonna let anything happen to you. 219 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,588 We got to go. 220 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:23,054 Just hold on. Just hold on. 221 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,724 Good girl. Good girl. 222 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:33,440 What do you think you're doing? You're in trouble, you talk to me. 223 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,358 I'll take care of it. 224 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,236 You should've come to me in the first place. 225 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:42,483 Forget it, Johnny. I'm not taking what's left of your salary. 226 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:46,912 - Penny, that's my business. - Besides, it wouldn't be enough. 227 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,623 Oh, god, it's hopeless! 228 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,422 Don't say that. 229 00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:04,847 There's gotta be a way to work it out. 230 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:10,097 Baby? Is that your name? 231 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,680 You know what, baby? 232 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,608 You don't know shit about my problems. 233 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:18,939 I told her. 234 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:23,449 Jesus! She's gonna tell her management boyfriend 235 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,321 and then we'll all get fired. 236 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:26,735 Why not skywrite it? 237 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,912 "Penny got knocked up by Robbie, the creep." 238 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,034 Robbie? 239 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,116 - Look... - No, baby. 240 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:36,454 One of the counselors knows a doctor, areal md, 241 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,540 just traveling through new paltz one day next week. 242 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,547 We can get an appointment, but it costs $250. 243 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:46,176 But if it's Robbie, there's no problem. I know he has the money. 244 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,140 - I'm sure if you tell him... - He knows. 245 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:59,606 Go back to your playpen, baby. 246 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:14,037 - Why should you tell me what's right? - You can't just leave her. 247 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:17,494 I didn't blow a summer hauling bagels just to bail out some chick 248 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,750 who probably slept with every guy here. 249 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,832 A little precision, please. 250 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,679 Some people count and some people don't. 251 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:30,803 Read it. 252 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:36,556 I think you'll enjoy it. But return it. I have notes in there. 253 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,943 You make me sick. Stay away from me. 254 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:45,363 Stay away from my sister or I'll have you fired. 255 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,463 What am I doing wrong? 256 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:05,509 You're lining it up a little wrong, Marge. 257 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:10,134 If your mother ever leaves me, it'll be for Arnold Palmer. 258 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,887 - Daddy, someone's in trouble. - Besides your mother? 259 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,553 You're overcorrecting, Marge. 260 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:19,561 You always told me if someone was in trouble, I should help. 261 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,729 Could you lend me $2507? 262 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:25,278 Are you all right? Are you in trouble? 263 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:28,323 No, it's not me. Could you loan it to me? 264 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,235 That's a lot of money. What's it for? 265 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,446 Baby, stand up straight. 266 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,572 I can't tell you. 267 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:39,455 It's hard for me to say that to you, but I can't. 268 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,288 You always said you could tell me anything. 269 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,247 I can't tell you this. 270 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,801 It's not illegal, is it? 271 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,469 No, daddy. 272 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:58,979 That was a stupid thing to ask. Forgive me. 273 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,441 I'll have it for you before dinner. 274 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:04,897 - Is everything all right? - Fine. 275 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:06,944 Thanks, daddy. 276 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,628 Here's the money. 277 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:15,097 - You mean Robbie... - No. You were right about him. 278 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:18,346 - Then where'd you get it? - You said you needed it. 279 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:23,306 - Is this kid for real? - Takes a real Saint to ask daddy. 280 00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:30,862 Thanks, baby, but I can't use it. 281 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:39,030 What? What's the matter with you? You should take the money. 282 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:42,616 I can only get her an appointment for Thursday. 283 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:44,827 They do their act at the sheldrake Thursday. 284 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:48,914 If they cancel, they lose this season's salary and next year's gig. 285 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:50,294 What's the sheldrake? 286 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,593 It's another hotel where they do their mambo act. 287 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,802 Can't someone else fill in? 288 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:01,385 No, miss fix-it. Somebody else can't. 289 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:04,387 Maria has to work all day. She can't learn the routines. 290 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,566 And Janet has to fill in for penny. Everybody works here. 291 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,979 You wanna do it? Take time out from Simon says? 292 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,820 It's not a bad idea. 293 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,993 It was a joke. 294 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:22,781 - She can move. - It's the dumbest idea I ever heard of. 295 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,824 - I can't even do the merengue. - See? 296 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,787 You're a strong partner. You can lead anybody. 297 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:29,997 She can't even do the merengue. 298 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:31,706 She cannot do it. 299 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,134 - No! - Oh, sorry. Sorry. 300 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,766 You don't step on the one. 301 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:45,596 You gotta start on the two. Find the two. Understand? 302 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:50,351 - I never did any of these dances before. - It's one, two, three, four. 303 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,944 When the music starts, you don't dance until the two. 304 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,237 Got it? Yes. 305 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:56,360 Relax, relax. 306 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,157 Breathe. 307 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,489 Frame. 308 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:02,161 Nope. 309 00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,162 Again. 310 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,333 Two, three, four. Two, three, four. 311 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,794 Don't lean back. Lifting up. 312 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,255 Two, three, four. Shoulders down. 313 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,681 Again. Concentrate. And... 314 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,520 Don't put your heel down. 315 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,394 - Don't put your heel down. - I didn't... 316 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:17,854 Stay on the toe. Just listen to me. 317 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,281 The steps aren't enough. 318 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,404 Feel the music. 319 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:49,478 It's not on the one. It's not the mambo. It's a feeling, a heartbeat. 320 00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,988 Don't try so hard. 321 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,073 Close your eyes. 322 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:15,332 Two, three, four. Two, three, four. 323 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:19,629 Breathe. 324 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:35,562 Head up. Lock your frame. Lock it. 325 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,608 Look, spaghetti arms. 326 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:41,484 This is my dance space. This is your dance space. 327 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,344 I don't go into yours. You don't go into mine. 328 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,199 You gotta hold the frame. 329 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:46,822 Again. 330 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,119 Frame. 331 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:44,954 Back. Easy. 332 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:50,419 And turn, turn. Down. And lift. You'll learn that later. 333 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,174 And come on. 334 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:55,890 Down. Twist. And the bow. 335 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:58,969 - Sorry. Sorry. - You trying to kill me? 336 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:03,306 You gotta concentrate! Is that your idea of fun? 337 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,732 As a matter of fact, it is. 338 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,776 We do the show in two days, 339 00:40:07,864 --> 00:40:09,704 you won't show me lifts, I'm not sure of turns, 340 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:11,857 I'm doing all this to save your ass. 341 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,818 What I really want to do is drop you on it. 342 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,119 Let's leave. 343 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,418 Shit! 344 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:29,754 I locked the keys in the car! 345 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,524 You're getting wet, right? 346 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:09,372 You're wild. “What? 347 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,419 You're wild! 348 00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:45,246 Now, the most important thing to remember in lifts is balance. 349 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:50,581 Whoa! Whoa! 350 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:55,752 I got it now. 351 00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,718 So where'd you learn to be a dancer? 352 00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:03,218 Well, this guy came into this luncheonette one day 353 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:07,096 and we were all sitting around doing nothing. 354 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:11,101 And he said that Arthur Murray was giving a test for instructors. 355 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,481 So, if you passed, 356 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,233 they'd teach you different dances, 357 00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:22,161 show you how to break them down, teach them. 358 00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:27,458 What? 359 00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:31,458 No. 360 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,298 Good. 361 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:42,632 Don't look down. Look here. Good. 362 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:44,972 And... 363 00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:29,850 Now, bend your knees and go up. Go, go. 364 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:35,776 Good try. Now, you'll hurt me if you don't trust me, all right? 365 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,774 Now, go, go. Go. 366 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,404 Good. Now, I'm gonna go up. 367 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:53,124 You know, the best place to practice lifts is in the water. 368 00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:55,705 Just bend your knees. And go. 369 00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:58,128 Good. 370 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:01,803 Good. Good. Now hold the position. Hold it. 371 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:04,263 Good. Don't break! Don't break! 372 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:19,569 - Let's do it again. - Okay. 373 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:26,202 All right. One, two, three. 374 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,284 Oh, sorry. 375 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,787 Good. Keep... no, don't. 376 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:48,549 It's not too bad. 377 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,397 - One more time. - Okay. Over my head. Go. 378 00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,689 I can't believe it's tonight. 379 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,988 The sheldrake's 20 minutes away. We'll change in the car. 380 00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:08,778 Mrs. schumacher. Hey, wait, we'll help you. 381 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,367 Such junk. Such junk. 382 00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:19,881 Benny Bernstein's dancing school, that's where I went. 383 00:45:20,593 --> 00:45:22,709 George burns was a teacher. 384 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:26,592 Thank you. You're welcome. 385 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:34,145 I'll just keep my shoulders down, my head up, 386 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,723 my frame locked, stay on my toes... 387 00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,433 What if I forget the steps? 388 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:43,066 Pull up, watch the frame. And remember, let him lead you. 389 00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:47,321 I'm afraid I'm gonna forget to spike, get dizzy and fall on my face. 390 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:52,288 No. Don't look at my feet, keep my head up, my eyes open, 391 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:56,291 tension in my arms, my frame locked, seat pulled up... 392 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:58,043 Thanks, baby. 393 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:04,213 I just want you to know that I don't sleep around, 394 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,836 whatever Robbie might have told you. 395 00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:10,014 And I thought that he loved me. 396 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,225 I thought it was something special. 397 00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:17,229 Anyway, I just wanted you to know that. 398 00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:23,231 So, how does it look? 399 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:32,862 I'm scared. 400 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:37,329 I'm so scared, baby. 401 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:40,289 Don't worry. 402 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:44,377 You'll be fine. 403 00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:52,473 Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! That's right. It's Thursday night at Kellerman's. 404 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,096 That's bingo night. 405 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:57,895 - Hey, how about a dance later? - Could be. Who knows? 406 00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:01,853 - Lisa, you have to do something for me. - I don't have to. 407 00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:05,653 Just tell mom and dad I have a headache and I'm in bed, okay? 408 00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:10,279 Bye. 409 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:16,699 The sheldrake hotel is proud to present Johnny castle and partner 410 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,623 in mambo magic. 411 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,962 Relax. 412 00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,621 Now spot a lead. 413 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,986 Wrong way! 414 00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:39,955 Over here. 415 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,377 Ready for the lift? 416 00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:54,086 Come on. 417 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,976 Keep going. Keep going. 418 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:48,600 Because wherever you are now, I want you to look at the sky. 419 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:52,937 Look at those stars. What a show. Here are the drifters. 420 00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:55,405 You did good. You worked hard. 421 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:58,280 I saw that old couple from Kellerman's and I thought that was it. 422 00:49:58,370 --> 00:49:59,906 Me, too. Me, too. 423 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,782 You know, by the second turn you really had it. 424 00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:08,335 - But I didn't do the lift. - You did real good. 425 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,357 Thanks. 426 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:17,195 Johnny! 427 00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:19,023 Come on. It's penny. 428 00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:24,286 - She wouldn't go until you returned. - Did you call an ambulance? 429 00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:27,285 She said the hospital would call the police. She made me promise. 430 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:29,742 He didn't use no ether, nothing. 431 00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:35,211 - I thought you said he was a real md? - He had a dirty knife and a folding table. 432 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,584 I could hear her screaming in the hallway. 433 00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:40,920 I swear to god, I tried to get in. 434 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:45,299 It's all right. Johnny's here. 435 00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:01,235 What? What is it, baby? 436 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:04,367 - Is it Lisa? - No. 437 00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:24,050 Excuse me. Excuse me! Everybody clear out, please. 438 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,090 Okay. 439 00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:37,401 Yes, I know that hurts. We're gonna take care of that. 440 00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:43,656 - Who's responsible for this girl? - I am. 441 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,452 Please, is she... 442 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:06,759 Doc, thanks a lot. 443 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,592 I don't know how to thank you. 444 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:23,655 - Was that what my money paid for? - I'm sorry. I never meant to lie. 445 00:53:23,742 --> 00:53:25,824 You're not the person I thought you were. 446 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:27,196 I'm not sure who you are. 447 00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:29,778 I don't want you to have anything to do with those people. 448 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:33,957 Nothing! You're to have nothing to do with them ever again! 449 00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:37,746 I won't tell your mother about this. Right now I'm going to bed. 450 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,207 And take that stuff off your face before your mother sees you! 451 00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:47,846 Is everything all right, Jake? 452 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,800 It's all right, Marge. Go back to sleep. 453 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:13,242 Can I come in? 454 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:29,338 I guess it's not a great room. You probably got a great room. 455 00:54:29,641 --> 00:54:31,506 No. It's a great room! 456 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,145 Leave it on. 457 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:50,366 I'm sorry about the way my father treated you. 458 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:55,498 No. Your father was great. He was great. 459 00:54:56,168 --> 00:55:00,411 - The way he took care of penny. - I mean the way he was with you. 460 00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:03,380 It's really me it has to do with. 461 00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:08,628 Johnny, I came here because my father... 462 00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:12,635 No. The way he saved her... I could never do anything like that. 463 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:14,466 That was something. 464 00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:17,303 People treat me like I'm nothing because I am nothing. 465 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:20,605 That's not true! You're everything! 466 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:25,311 You don't understand the way it is for somebody like me. 467 00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:27,487 Last month I'm eating candy to stay alive. 468 00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:30,611 This month, women are stuffing diamonds in my pockets. 469 00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:33,318 I'm balancing on shit and I could be down there again. 470 00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:36,576 No, it's not the way it is! It doesn't have to be that way! 471 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:42,958 I've never known anyone like you. You think you can make the world better. 472 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:45,289 Somebody's lost, you find them. Somebody's bleeding... 473 00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:48,968 I go get my daddy. That's really brave, like you said. 474 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:51,845 That took a lot of guts to go to him! 475 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,423 You are not scared of anything. 476 00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:57,976 I'm scared of everything! I'm scared of what I saw. 477 00:55:58,063 --> 00:56:00,679 I'm scared of what I did, who I am. 478 00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:04,311 I'm scared of walking out of here 479 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:07,520 and never feeling for the rest of my life 480 00:56:07,906 --> 00:56:10,113 the way I feel when I'm with you! 481 00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:32,632 Dance with me. 482 00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:38,133 - What, here? - Here. 483 00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:42,155 Singers, dancers, actors, this is your lucky day! 484 00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:45,658 Auditions for the annual Kellerman's end-of-the-season talent show 485 00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:47,785 beginning in the playhouse. 486 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,833 - Everyone gonna be in the show? - We're leaving tomorrow. 487 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,668 Miss the weekend traffic. 488 00:59:59,971 --> 01:00:01,802 But we're paid up till Sunday. 489 01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:04,632 - And miss the show? - I said we're leaving tomorrow. 490 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:06,591 I was going to sing in the show. 491 01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:07,686 It's the big event. 492 01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:10,208 People bring their own arrangements. You don't want to miss it. 493 01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:12,348 Baby, I need you for props. 494 01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:16,519 Why would you want to leave early? 495 01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:27,029 It was just an idea. We can stay if you want to. 496 01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:33,994 - So, what were you planning to sing? - I feel pretty. 497 01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:37,081 Or what do the simple folk do? 498 01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:40,508 Or I feel pretty. What do you think, daddy? 499 01:00:52,941 --> 01:00:54,397 You look much better. 500 01:00:57,070 --> 01:01:00,562 You just missed your father. He's such a wonderful man. 501 01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:05,067 I'm sorry. I didn't realize... 502 01:01:05,453 --> 01:01:07,785 You couldn't have. It's okay. 503 01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:12,907 - Hey. - Johnny! 504 01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:21,924 - So, how you doing? - I'm okay. 505 01:01:22,262 --> 01:01:23,502 Yeah? 506 01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:26,301 Dr. houseman says I'm going to be fine. 507 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:31,013 - I can still have children. - Oh, penny, that's really great. 508 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,766 So, how did it go last night? 509 01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,142 Good. 510 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:44,322 Fine. I didn't do the lifts, but it was good. 511 01:01:55,337 --> 01:02:00,377 Well, I guess I'm gonna go. 512 01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:04,876 See you. 513 01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:14,297 - So, he says you're going to be fine? - What are you doing? 514 01:02:14,356 --> 01:02:16,722 I'll tell Max your grandmother died. 515 01:02:16,816 --> 01:02:20,058 How many times have you told me never get mixed up with them? 516 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:23,065 I know what I'm doing. 517 01:02:23,615 --> 01:02:27,403 You listen to me. You've got to stop it now. 518 01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:46,714 Look, I gotta run. I got a lesson with the kramers. 519 01:02:46,805 --> 01:02:49,091 They'll kill each other if I'm not there. 520 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:51,343 Well, sure. You've gotta go. 521 01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:55,852 I'll see you. 522 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,057 Johnny! 523 01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:18,284 It's rainy day game time. Pin the tail on the guest. 524 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:20,835 Win 10 boxes of kleenex or a Billy goat! 525 01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:24,543 God, I am so sick of this rain. 526 01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:28,130 Remind me not to take my honeymoon at Niagara Falls. 527 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:31,338 So, you go to acapulco. It'll be fine. 528 01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:35,096 Where is my beige iridescent lipstick? 529 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:37,302 I know I put it in this drawer. 530 01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:39,638 Baby, where are you going in this weather? 531 01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:42,315 They're having charades in the west lobby. 532 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:44,893 Quite the little joiner, aren't we? 533 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:02,919 Have you had many women? “What? 534 01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:05,288 Have you had many women? 535 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,923 Baby, come on. 536 01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:10,092 - Tell me. I want to know. - No, no. 537 01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:23,894 You gotta understand what it's like. 538 01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:26,522 You come from the streets and suddenly you're up here. 539 01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:30,197 Women are throwing themselves at you and they smell so good. 540 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,865 They really take care of themselves. 541 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:35,159 I never knew women could be like that. 542 01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:37,032 And they're so goddamn rich 543 01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:39,034 you think they must know about everything. 544 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:40,770 They're slipping their room keys in my hand 545 01:04:40,794 --> 01:04:42,910 two and three times a day, different women. 546 01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:45,541 So, I think I'm scoring big, right? 547 01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:50,046 You think, "they wouldn't be doing this if they didn't care about me, right?" 548 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:54,967 That's all right. I understand. You were just using them, that's all. 549 01:04:56,059 --> 01:05:00,598 That's the thing. It wasn't like that. 550 01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:04,602 They were using me. 551 01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:34,548 What's your real name, baby? 552 01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:40,472 Frances, for the first woman in the cabinet. 553 01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:46,022 Frances. That's a real grown-up name. 554 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:01,701 I've decided to go all the way with Robbie. 555 01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:07,369 No, not with someone like him. 556 01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:12,625 Do you think if we came back here for our 10-year anniversary, it would be free? 557 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:16,132 It's just wrong this way. It should be with someone... 558 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:20,094 With someone that you sort of love. 559 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:24,177 Come on. You don't care about me. 560 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:28,268 You wouldn't care if I humped the entire army, 561 01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:31,476 as long as they were on the right side of the ho chi minh trail. 562 01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:35,314 What you care about is that you're not daddy's girl anymore. 563 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:38,575 He listens when I talk now. 564 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:41,489 You hate that. 565 01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:00,763 Two, three, cha-cha-cha. 566 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:04,100 My frame. Where's my pleasing arc? 567 01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:07,887 Spaghetti arms! Would you give me some tension, please? 568 01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:11,687 You're invading my dance space. 569 01:07:11,778 --> 01:07:14,315 This is my dance space. That's yours. 570 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:15,941 Let's cha-cha. 571 01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:24,366 Don't look down. Look right here. 572 01:07:30,755 --> 01:07:33,121 - Sylvia! - Yes, Mickey? 573 01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:37,922 - How do you call your loverboy? - Come here, loverboy 574 01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:41,713 - and if he doesn't answer? - Oh, loverboy 575 01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:45,342 - and if he still doesn't answer? - Isimply say 576 01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:48,178 baby 577 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:51,106 oh, baby 578 01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:54,984 my sweet baby 579 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,983 you're the one 580 01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:07,826 Johnny. Yeah? 581 01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,499 Taking dance lessons? 582 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:17,836 I could teach you, kid. 583 01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:25,548 My grandfather put me in charge of the final show. 584 01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:30,512 I want to talk to you about the last dance. I'd like to shake things up a bit. 585 01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:32,434 You know, move with the times. 586 01:08:32,525 --> 01:08:33,525 Yeah? Yeah. 587 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:35,851 I've got a lot of ideas. 588 01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:37,943 I've been working with the staff kids 589 01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:41,523 on a cross between a Cuban rhythm and soul dancing. 590 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:44,033 Whoa, boy. 591 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:46,110 Way over your head here. 592 01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:50,123 You always do the mambo, huh? 593 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,872 Why not dance this year's final dance 594 01:08:56,090 --> 01:08:57,955 to the pachanga? 595 01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:00,299 Right. 596 01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:06,298 Well, you're free to do the same, tired number as last year if you want, 597 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:09,304 but next year we'll find another dance person 598 01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:11,977 - who'll be only too happy... - Sure, Neil. No problem. 599 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:17,396 We'll end the season with the pachanga. Great idea. 600 01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:27,235 Sometimes he's hard to talk to, but the ladies seem to like him. 601 01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:32,248 See that he gives you the full half-hour you're paying him for, kid. 602 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:43,509 That little wimp. He wouldn't know a new idea if it hit him in the pachanga. 603 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,712 I could have told him some new ideas. 604 01:09:45,807 --> 01:09:47,468 Why did you let him talk to you that way? 605 01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:50,516 - What, fight the boss man? - Yeah, tell him your ideas. 606 01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:53,345 - He's a person like everyone else. - Look, I know these people. 607 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,101 They are rich and they're mean. They won't listen to me. 608 01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:58,604 Why not fight harder? Make them listen. 609 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:01,607 Because I need this goddamned job lined up for next summer. 610 01:10:02,657 --> 01:10:05,524 My dad calls me today. "Good news," he says. 611 01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:07,449 "Uncle Paul can finally get you in the union." 612 01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:08,777 What union? 613 01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:13,619 House painters and plasterers local number 179 at your service. 614 01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:24,546 I've been thinking a lot about the domino theory. 615 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,299 Now, when Vietnam falls, is China next? 616 01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:31,845 I don't think they saw us. 617 01:10:42,822 --> 01:10:44,232 Fight harder, huh? 618 01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:49,488 I don't see you fighting so hard, telling daddy I'm your guy. 619 01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:51,410 I will. With my father, it's complicated. 620 01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:53,954 - I will tell him. - I don't believe you, baby. 621 01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:59,084 I don't think 622 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:03,673 that you ever had any intention of telling him. 623 01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:05,503 Ever. 624 01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:19,430 Well cousins, it's almost over. Labor day weekend is here. 625 01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:23,188 Soon it's back to the old books and back to work. What a terrible thought! 626 01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:34,658 Have you seen Johnny? 627 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,008 I'm sorry. 628 01:11:56,437 --> 01:11:58,678 Looks like I picked the wrong sister. 629 01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:01,515 That's okay, baby. I went slumming, too. 630 01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:04,066 Johnny! Johnny. 631 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:20,370 Hit me. 632 01:12:28,302 --> 01:12:31,965 Get out of here. You're not worth it. 633 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:26,401 Hi, Vivian. 634 01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:29,693 Win big, moe. 635 01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:31,521 As always. 636 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:52,759 This is our last night together, lover. I've got something worked out for us. 637 01:14:15,576 --> 01:14:17,862 Excuse me, sir. The pirate number's next. 638 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:20,240 Oh, thanks. Hey, kid. 639 01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:21,683 I've been playing cards all weekend 640 01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:23,226 and I've got an all-night game tonight. 641 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:26,583 Why don't you give my wife some extra dance lessons? 642 01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:37,462 I'm sorry, Mr. pressman, 643 01:14:37,556 --> 01:14:40,298 but I'm booked up for the whole weekend with the show. 644 01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:42,475 I won't have time for anything else. 645 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:45,553 I don't think it'd be fair to take the money. 646 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:13,339 I've decided tonight's the night with Robbie. 647 01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:15,587 He doesn't even know yet. 648 01:15:17,388 --> 01:15:19,003 Oh, hey, Lisa... 649 01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:52,252 It's me. 650 01:15:57,678 --> 01:15:59,009 Holy shit! 651 01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:21,991 You wanna hear something crazy? 652 01:16:26,499 --> 01:16:28,035 Last night I... 653 01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:33,203 I dreamt we were walking along and we met your father. 654 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:36,168 He said, "come on," and he put his arm around me. 655 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:40,050 Just like he did with Robbie. 656 01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:32,478 You know how you feel when you see a patient and you think he's all right, 657 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:35,477 then you look at the x-rays and it's nothing like you thought? 658 01:17:35,568 --> 01:17:36,808 What happened? 659 01:17:36,902 --> 01:17:40,315 It's exactly what it's like when you find out one of your staff's a thief. 660 01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:44,069 Moe pressman's wallet was stolen when he was playing pinochle last night. 661 01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:47,151 It was in his jacket hanging on the back of his chair. 662 01:17:47,246 --> 01:17:51,080 He had it at 1:30 and when he checked again at quarter of 4:00, 663 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:52,748 it was missing. 664 01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:59,456 Vivian thinks she remembers this dance kid Johnny walking by. 665 01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:04,168 So we ask him, "you have an alibi for last night?" 666 01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:07,137 He says he was alone in his room reading. 667 01:18:08,434 --> 01:18:10,846 There are no books in Johnny's room! 668 01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,807 There's been a mistake. I know Johnny didn't do it. 669 01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,626 There's been similar thefts at the sheldrake. 670 01:18:16,650 --> 01:18:18,606 It's happened here before. Three other wallets. 671 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:19,934 I know he didn't do it. 672 01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:21,815 Stay out of it, baby. 673 01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:25,782 Wait. Don't put those tables together. Come on. 674 01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:32,371 Daddy, I need your help. I know Johnny didn't take moe's wallet. 675 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:35,120 - Oh? How do you know? - I can't tell you. 676 01:18:35,252 --> 01:18:38,995 - Just please trust me, daddy. - I'm sorry, baby. I can't. 677 01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:43,257 - This Danish is pure protein. - Mr. Kellerman, look. 678 01:18:44,678 --> 01:18:48,136 Maybe Johnny didn't do it. Anyone could've taken it. 679 01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:49,930 Maybe it was... 680 01:18:50,017 --> 01:18:53,180 You know, it could've been that little old couple, the schumachers. 681 01:18:53,270 --> 01:18:56,603 - I saw her with a couple of wallets. - Sylvia and Sidney? 682 01:18:56,690 --> 01:18:59,727 Baby, you don't go around accusing innocent people. 683 01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:01,979 I even saw them at the sheldrake. 684 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,278 You said something was stolen from there. 685 01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:07,323 I got an eyewitness and the kid has no alibi. 686 01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:12,074 Come on, Neil. You'll learn what it's like to fire an employee. 687 01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:16,533 Wait a minute. I know Johnny didn't take the wallet. 688 01:19:16,752 --> 01:19:19,994 I know because he was in his room all night. 689 01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:24,173 And the reason I know is because I was with him. 690 01:19:48,909 --> 01:19:50,865 I told you I was telling the truth. 691 01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:57,699 I'm sorry I lied to you. 692 01:20:00,671 --> 01:20:02,332 But you lied, too. 693 01:20:04,675 --> 01:20:08,259 You told me everyone was alike and deserved a fair break. 694 01:20:08,554 --> 01:20:10,670 But you meant everyone who is like you. 695 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:16,342 You told me you wanted me to change the world, to make it better. 696 01:20:17,438 --> 01:20:20,145 But you meant by becoming a lawyer or an economist 697 01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:22,644 and marrying someone from Harvard. 698 01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:27,561 I'm not proud of myself. 699 01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:31,240 But I'm in this family, too. You can't keep giving me the silent treatment. 700 01:20:34,747 --> 01:20:37,910 There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. 701 01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:42,418 But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me. 702 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,750 And I love you. 703 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:50,509 I'm sorry I let you down. I'm so sorry, daddy. 704 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,636 But you let me down, too. 705 01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:26,454 I have been looking for you all over. 706 01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:29,130 They found the schumachers. 707 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,671 Fingerprinted their water glasses. 708 01:21:31,762 --> 01:21:34,128 Found out they were wanted in Arizona and in Florida 709 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:36,635 and they made a fortune here this summer. 710 01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:39,098 So then it's all right. 711 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,220 I knew it would work out. 712 01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:45,477 - I knew they'd have to apologize. - I'm out, baby. 713 01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:52,570 They fired you anyway because of me. 714 01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:56,613 And if I leave quietly, I'll get my summer bonus. 715 01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,621 So I did it for nothing. 716 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:05,785 I hurt my family, you lost your job anyway. I did it for nothing! 717 01:22:05,879 --> 01:22:07,835 No, not for nothing. 718 01:22:08,382 --> 01:22:11,715 Nobody has ever done anything like that for me before. 719 01:22:15,681 --> 01:22:19,139 You listen to me. I don't want to hear that from you. You can. 720 01:22:20,686 --> 01:22:22,426 I used to think so. 721 01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:45,828 Dr. houseman, can I... 722 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:50,875 Look, I'm going anyway and I know what you must be thinking. 723 01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:54,550 You don't know anything at all about me. 724 01:22:54,636 --> 01:22:56,718 I know you want baby to be like you. 725 01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:59,592 The kind of person people look up to. 726 01:22:59,683 --> 01:23:02,174 Baby is like that. If you could just see... 727 01:23:02,269 --> 01:23:04,555 Don't you tell me what to see. 728 01:23:05,063 --> 01:23:07,850 I see someone in front of me who got his partner in trouble 729 01:23:07,941 --> 01:23:10,102 and sent her off to some butcher 730 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:13,436 while he moved on to an innocent, young girl like my daughter. 731 01:23:18,619 --> 01:23:21,361 Yeah, I guess that's what you would see. 732 01:23:36,762 --> 01:23:40,004 I can't imagine being here without you even one day. 733 01:23:40,098 --> 01:23:43,841 Just think, you have more time for horseshoes and croquet. 734 01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:49,514 Maybe they'll saw you in seven pieces now. 735 01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:54,026 I guess we surprised everybody. 736 01:23:56,406 --> 01:23:57,942 I guess we did. 737 01:24:06,333 --> 01:24:08,198 I'll never be sorry. 738 01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,831 Neither will I. 739 01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:20,593 I'll see you. 740 01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:14,727 Baby? 741 01:25:16,695 --> 01:25:18,356 I'll do your hair. 742 01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:22,860 It could look pretty if... 743 01:25:26,163 --> 01:25:27,163 No. 744 01:25:28,832 --> 01:25:30,823 You're prettier your way. 745 01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:32,494 This way. 746 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:59,643 Kellerman's, we come together 747 01:25:59,738 --> 01:26:03,071 singing all as one 748 01:26:03,742 --> 01:26:07,826 we have shared another season's 749 01:26:07,913 --> 01:26:11,826 talent, play and fun 750 01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:16,160 summer days will soon be over 751 01:26:16,254 --> 01:26:19,838 soon the Autumn starts 752 01:26:20,258 --> 01:26:24,217 and tonight the memories whisper 753 01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:27,796 softly in our hearts 754 01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:32,510 join hands and hearts and voices 755 01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:36,096 voices, hearts and hands 756 01:26:36,274 --> 01:26:40,187 at Kellerman's the friendships last 757 01:26:40,278 --> 01:26:44,317 long as the mountain stands 758 01:26:44,908 --> 01:26:49,151 daytime, nighttime, any hour 759 01:26:49,246 --> 01:26:52,738 whether rain or shine 760 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:57,205 games and lectures, jokes and music 761 01:26:57,295 --> 01:27:01,129 happily combine 762 01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:12,466 Robbie. 763 01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:16,936 Good luck in medical school, son. 764 01:27:18,817 --> 01:27:22,025 And I wanted to thank you for your help with the penny situation. 765 01:27:22,112 --> 01:27:25,400 I guess we've all gotten into messes. “What? 766 01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:29,734 I thought baby told you. Look, I'm not sure. 767 01:27:29,828 --> 01:27:32,285 Penny said so, but you know with girls like that. 768 01:27:32,372 --> 01:27:34,613 They're liable to pin it on any guy around. 769 01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:43,168 - What's the hot tip for the day? - Finished. 770 01:27:45,010 --> 01:27:47,843 You and me, tito. We've seen it all, eh? 771 01:27:47,929 --> 01:27:52,263 Bubba and zeyda serving the first pasteurized milk to the boarders, 772 01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:55,429 through the war years when we didn't have any meat, 773 01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:58,227 through the depression when we didn't have anything. 774 01:27:58,315 --> 01:28:00,772 Lots of changes, though, Max. 775 01:28:00,859 --> 01:28:04,226 It's not the changes so much this time. 776 01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:06,858 It's that it all seems to be ending. 777 01:28:06,948 --> 01:28:11,032 You think kids want to come with their parents and take foxtrot lessons? 778 01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:14,031 Trips to Europe, that's what the kids want. 779 01:28:15,207 --> 01:28:17,698 Twenty-two countries in three days. 780 01:28:18,877 --> 01:28:21,163 It feels like it's all slipping away. 781 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:26,123 But the heart needs a vacation 782 01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:29,506 where no cares are seen 783 01:28:30,263 --> 01:28:34,222 so let's join in just one last chorus 784 01:28:34,559 --> 01:28:37,392 visitors, staff and guest 785 01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:41,813 what we've shared won't be forgotten 786 01:28:42,359 --> 01:28:45,396 old friends are the best 787 01:29:21,064 --> 01:29:22,770 Nobody puts baby in a corner. 788 01:29:24,609 --> 01:29:25,974 Come on. 789 01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:48,960 Sorry about the disruption, folks, 790 01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:52,259 but I always do the last dance of the season. 791 01:29:52,345 --> 01:29:54,802 This year somebody told me not to. 792 01:29:55,265 --> 01:29:59,053 So I'm gonna do my kind of dancing with a great partner 793 01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,637 who's not only a terrific dancer 794 01:30:02,814 --> 01:30:05,521 but somebody who's taught me that there are people 795 01:30:05,609 --> 01:30:09,648 willing to stand up for other people ho matter what it costs them. 796 01:30:09,821 --> 01:30:12,107 Somebody who's taught me 797 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,491 about the kind of person I want to be. 798 01:30:17,954 --> 01:30:19,364 Miss Frances houseman. 799 01:30:19,915 --> 01:30:21,325 Sit down, Jake. 800 01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:47,165 I think she gets this from me. 801 01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:44,880 Do you have sheet music on this stuff? 802 01:34:53,313 --> 01:34:55,975 I know you weren't the one who got penny in trouble. 803 01:34:57,358 --> 01:35:00,145 - Yeah. - When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong. 804 01:35:07,702 --> 01:35:09,613 You looked wonderful out there. 805 01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:12,048 Now, I've had the time of my life 806 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:16,927 no, I never felt this way before 807 01:36:17,021 --> 01:36:21,390 yes, I swear it's the truth 808 01:36:21,526 --> 01:36:24,268 and I owe it all to you 809 01:39:10,653 --> 01:39:14,020 Wow! What a groovy, boss summer this has been, cousins. 810 01:39:14,115 --> 01:39:17,949 '63 will go down in history as the best summer for me. Hope you, too. 811 01:39:18,035 --> 01:39:21,448 And girls, please remember that you promised to respect him in the morning.