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Grim: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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NO ME GUSTA.

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
Harold: [ IMITATES MACHINE

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GUN ]
Mandy: I THOUGHT WE WERE

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GOING OUT FOR A HAMBURGER.

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WE'VE BEEN IN THIS CAR FOR
HOURS.

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I GET CRANKY WHEN I'M HUNGRY.

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Billy: I GET HUNGRY WHEN I'M
CRANKY!

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WE'RE LIKE TWINS!

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[ BELCHES ]
Harold: WELL, WE FINALLY MADE

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IT TO THE FLATBURGER
DRIVE-THROUGH.

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HELLO!

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WE'D LIKE TO ORDER THREE OF THE
NUMBER 2s, TWO OF THE NUMBER 1s,

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ONE 4, TWO 6s, AN 8, AND A
5-PACK OF THOSE COOKIES WITH THE

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CLOWN FACES ON THEM.

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[ TIRES POPPING ]
HELLO?

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I'D LIKE A NUMBER 2.

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OOH! WITH EXTRA CORN.

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[ SCREECHING ]
Harold: WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

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Mandy: I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
NEAR THAT TENT.

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Grim: BUT WE'LL DIE WITHOUT
THE TENT.

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Mandy: YEAH, TOUGH CALL.

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Both: AAH!

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Billy: AS LONG AS WE'RE
DOWNWIND, WE'RE SAFE.

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Harold: [ INHALES ]
IT'LL BE A GOOD LIFE, HERE IN...

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Mandy: MEXICO.

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Harold: SURE, LITTLE GIRL.

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WE CAN CALL IT MEXICO.

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MEXICO.

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Harold: BETTER HELP HER COPE.

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SHE'S LOSING IT.

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Mandy: AND I THINK I'M GONNA
TAKE MY CHANCES IN THE DESERT.

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Billy: MANDY, NOOO!!

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Grim: HARD TO BELIEVE WE
MISSED THAT.

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[ ALL YELLING ]
Grim: I LOVE PIÑATA LAJARA.

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IT REMINDS ME OF HOME.

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DIA DE LOS
THE DAY OF THE DEAD.

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THE LIVING WELCOME BACK THE DEAD
BY THROWING A BIG PARTY.

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Billy: HEY, WE LOVE THE DEAD!

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Mandy: RIGHT NOW I'D LOVE
SOME LUNCH.

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THAT IS THE GREATEST COSTUME
EVER!

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Grim: IT'S NO COSTUME.

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I AM THE GRIM REAPER!

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All: [ LAUGH ]
[ GASP ]

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Grim: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
All: [ SCREAM ]

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Billy: I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES
THAT!

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MR. REAPER, IT IS TRULY AN
HONOR.

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MY PEOPLE ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOU
TREATING OUR SPIRITS WITH CARE.

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THANK YOU FOR JOINING US IN WHAT
DIA DE LOS

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EVER!

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Mandy: WHY WOULD THIS BE THE
EVER?

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LONG AGO, WHEN CORONADO FIRST
CAME TO THE NEW WORLD TO SET UP

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HIS BLANKET FACTORY, HE STOLE
SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO THE

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PEOPLE OF MEXICO.

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CORONADO TOOK THE GOLDEN SPARE
NOSE OF CHIPOTLE, AND HE WORE IT

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AS HIS OWN.

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[ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]
THE SPIRITS OF OUR HONOR --

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THEY DEMANDED THAT WE GET THE
NOSE BACK.

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YOU BETTER GET THAT NOSE
BACK.

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AAH!

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ONCE WE HAD FRIGHTENED
CORONADO BY DRESSING AS THE

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SKELETONS, WE WERE ABLE TO HONOR
OUR ANCESTORS BY RETURNING THE

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GOLDEN NOSE OF CHIPOTLE TO THE
PYRAMID WHERE IT BELONGED.

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AND THERE IT RESTS TO THIS VERY
DAY, GUARDED BY THE GHOST OF THE

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VERY MAN WHO STOLE IT.

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SO EVERY YEAR MY PEOPLE
CELEBRATE THE RETURN OF THE

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GOLDEN NOSE BY DRESSING LIKE
YOU.

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Grim: OH! WELL, GOSH.

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Mandy: THAT STILL DOESN'T
DIA

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EVER.

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OH, THAT'S BECAUSE OF --
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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OH, THAT'S BECAUSE OF --
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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THAT IS DEL UGLIO, THE GREATEST
IN THE

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HISTORY OF ALL TIME.

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HE WANTS TO TAKE THE GOLDEN NOSE
OF CHIPOTLE AND USE IT TO MAKE

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HIMSELF LESS UGLY.

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IF HE TAKES THE NOSE, THE
SPIRITS OF OUR ANCESTORS WILL BE

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ANGERED.

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Mandy: WHY DON'T YOU STOP
HIM?

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BECAUSE HE'S GOT MAD
WRESTLING SKILLS.

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HE IS UNSTOPPABLE.

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[ ROARS ]
[ BARKS ]

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
Billy: COOL!

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CAN YOU SIGN MY FACE AND/OR
BUTT?

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Mandy: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE "DAY OF
THE DEAD" FESTIVAL.

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Grim: WELL, I DO!

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THIS IS THE ONLY FESTIVAL I GOT,
AND I AM NOT LETTING SOME

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TWO-BIT, STUPID, UGLY MEXICAN
WRESTLER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.

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[ GROWLING ]
DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING TO

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ME?

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Grim: [ STAMMERING ]
DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING TO

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ME?!

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Grim: [ WHIMPERS ]
WAS IT A COMPLIMENT ABOUT MY

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GLISTENING PECTORAL MUSCLES?

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NO, REALLY.

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IT'S HARD TO HEAR THROUGH THIS
MASK SOMETIMES.

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Grim: UH, YEAH, IT WAS A
COMPLIMENT.

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SAY, WHY DO YOU WEAR THAT MASK,
ANYWAY?

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LUCHADORES,
I AM HIDEOUSLY UGLY TO BEHOLD.

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THAT IS WHY I MUST FIND THE
OTHER HALF OF THE MAP THAT

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LEADS TO THE GOLDEN NOSE OF
CHIPOTLE.

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A SOLID-GOLD NOSE WITH DIAMOND
BOOGERS INSIDE WILL FINALLY MAKE

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ME BEAUTIFUL.

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Mandy: OKAY, I'LL BITE.

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WHERE'S THE FIRST HALF OF THE
MAP?

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IT IS ALSO BENEATH MY MASK.

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I WAS BORN WITH A MIGHTY
BIRTHMARK ON THE BACK OF MY

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HEAD.

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Grim: HUH?!

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A MAP -- A MAP THAT LEADS TO
THE GOLDEN NOSE OF CHIPOTLE!

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IT IS SAID THAT MY LONG-LOST
TWIN BROTHER HAS THE OTHER HALF

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OF THE MAP.

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WHEN I FIND HIM, I WILL FIND THE
PATH TO THE TREASURE OF THE

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NOSE!

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Billy: HEY!

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THAT LOOKS LIKE MY BIRTHMARK!

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Mandy: I THINK YOU STEPPED IN
SOMETHING.

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[ SNIFFING ]
Billy: SEE?

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I WAS BORN WITH A BIRTHMARK LIKE
THAT, TOO.

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THIS IS AWESOME!

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WE'RE LONG-LOST TWIN BROTHERS!

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I ALWAYS WANTED AN UGLY BROTHER.

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HERMANO!

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Billy: UH, NO.

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BILLY!

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OUCH!

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HOW COULD YOU, DEL UGLIO?

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WE ARE MERELY --
WITH THE NOSE, DEL UGLIO WILL

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GORGIOSO.

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Mandy: I THINK THAT'S OUR
CUE.

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Grim: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT,
MANDY.

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THAT'S OUR CUE TO TRAVEL TO THE
HAUNTED RUINS OF CHIPOTLE AND

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RECOVER THE GOLDEN NOSE.

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Mandy: NO, I MEANT THAT WAS
OUR CUE TO GO HOME.

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Grim: NOT UNTIL I'VE SAVED
EL DIA DE LOS MUERTOS!

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Billy: BUT HOW WILL WE FIND
MY BROTHER?

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HE'S GOT THE MAP.

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[ GROANS ]
LUCHADORE.

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[ GRUNTING ]
SO CLOSE.

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[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S ABOUT TIME.

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YOU TOLD ME MY PIZZA WOULD BE
HERE IN 35 MINUTES, AND IT'S

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BEEN --
[ SCREAMS ]

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I GOT...HELD UP.

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YOU ARE SO TOTALLY NOT
GETTING A TIP.

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WHOA!

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[ LAUGHS ]
CAN'T CATCH ME!

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[ YELLS ]

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TO THE VICTOR GOES THE SPOILS!

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Grim: NOT SO FAST.

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YOU ARE GOING DOWN, DEL UGLIO.

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Mandy: WERE THE OUTFITS
REALLY NECESSARY?

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Billy: OH, YES!

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Grim: GIVE UP THE NOSE,
DEL UGLIO.

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IT IS MINE!

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I NEED IT TO BE HANDSOME!

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IT IS OURS!

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WE NEED IT FOR OUR FESTIVAL.

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WHY DON'T YOU BRATS KEEP YOUR
NOSES OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S

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NOSES' BUSINESS?

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Billy: BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR
HONOR, DEL UGLIO?

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WHAT ABOUT THE TRADITIONS OF
YOUR PEOPLES...

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OUR PEOPLES?

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I HAVE NO NEED FOR HONOR.

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I HAVE NO NEED FOR TRADITION.

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I HAVE THE NOSE!

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Billy: BUT THE CHILDREN OF
MEXICO NEED IT, MY BROTHER.

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YOU DON'T NEED THE NOSE.

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ISN'T MY LOVE ENOUGH?

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ISN'T MY LOVE EVER ENOUGH?!

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[ WAILING ]
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, LITTLE

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BROTHER.

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I AM THE UGLIEST MAN ALIVE.

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THAT IS WHY I WEAR THIS MASK.

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Mandy: EWW.

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NOW IT IS YOU WHO MUST
UNMASK.

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YOU'RE THE REAL GRIM REAPER?!

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AAH!

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Grim: WHO KNEW IT WOULD BE
THAT EASY?

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Mandy: JACKPOT.

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Billy: GUILLERMO!

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NOW YOU KIDS CAN HAVE THE...

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AGAIN.

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All: YAY!

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Mandy: MENTHOL, "SHMENTHOL."

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I'M GETTING A PLANE TICKET HOME.

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BUT THOSE ARE DIAMONDS.

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Mandy: THEN I GUESS I CAN BUY
MY OWN JET.

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TAKE ME THROUGH THE PARK,
BITTERMAN.

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EL DIA DE LOS
IS RUINED.

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Billy: YEAH, BUT I GOT A
BROTHER!

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ME TOO!

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Harold: AND I FOUND THE SON
THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD,

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BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM
POSSIBLE.

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[ ALL SINGING IN SPANISH ]
[ WIND HOWLS ]

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Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]

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I'M A DIRTY BOY.

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I'M A DIRTY...

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I'M A DIRTY BOY!

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Mandy: BILLY, YOU'VE JUST
EVOLVED A NOTCH UP THE IDIOT

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LADDER.

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Billy: SUCH BITING COMMENTS,
MANDY.

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BUT NOW THEY'LL BITE YOU...

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IN THE BUTT!

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I CALL TO THE STAND...

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MANDY'S MOM AND DAD!

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Phil: IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T
LOVE MANDY.

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Claire: WE LOVE HER VERY
MUCH.

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Phil: IT'S JUST THAT WE'RE...

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KIND OF SCARED OF HER.

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THAT'S WHY WE'RE HARDLY IN ANY
OF THESE EPISODES.

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Claire: I'M USUALLY TOO
AFRAID TO EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT.

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Phil: WHEN SHE WAS BORN,
WOLVES CAME TO TRY AND RAISE HER

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AS ONE OF THEIR OWN.

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SOMETIMES I WONDER IF WE WERE
RIGHT TO STOP THEM.

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Claire: WHERE DID WE GO
WRONG?

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[ WEEPING ]
Phil: SHH-SHH-SHH!

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IT'S OKAY.

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Irwin: THAT'S JUST ILL, YO.

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WHY IS HE TRYING TO EAT HER
FACE?

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OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS.

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CALL YOUR NEXT WITNESS.

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Mandy: ECK!

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[ BELL RINGS ]
Billy: SAY, "COLONEL MAJOR

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CHEESE!"
All: AAHHH!

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Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]
[ CHUCKLES ]

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GIVE IT TO ME!

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SELL IT, BABY!

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WORK IT! WORK IT!

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YEAH, THAT'S IT.

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MMM-MMM.

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THAT'S GOLD!

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YEAH! GIVE ME SOME.

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YEAH!

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SAY, "COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE."

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Mandy: [ GROWLS ]
Billy: THAT'S MY CAMERA!

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Mandy: YOU GOT THIS OUT OF
GRIM'S TRUNK, DIDN'T YOU?

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Billy: IT SAYS BILLY!

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I'M JUST NOT A GOOD SPELLER.

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IT'S MINE!

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BUT GEOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE.

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Mandy: RIGHT NOW YOUR LIFE
BELONGS TO ME.

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LET'S FIND GRIM.

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Grim: ♪ OH
♪ I AM THE CHICKEN,

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AND THE FEATHERS WILL FLY ♪
♪ BOK-BOK-BOK, BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK,

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BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK
BOK BOK BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK ♪

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AAH!

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Billy: SAY, "MAJOR COLONEL
CHEESE!"

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Grim: OH! WHAT? STOP!

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I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!

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THAT BETTER NOT END UP ON THE
INTERNET!

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Billy: IT'S MY NEW CAMERA.

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Grim: WHICH LOOKS A LOT LIKE
MY OLD CAMERA.

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Mandy: BILLY STOLE YOUR
CAMERA.

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Billy: IT'S NEW TO ME.

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Grim: THIS IS AN UNDERWORLD
"TRUE HEART" CAMERA.

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IT TAKES A PICTURE OF A PERSON'S
MOST SECRET PLACE.

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Billy: THE GIZZARD, HMM?

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Grim: NO, YOU MENTAL
MUNCHKIN, YOUR TRUE HEART.

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IT REVEALS THE ESSENCE OF WHO
YOU TRULY ARE.

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Mandy: YEAH...TERRIFYING.

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I'M GONNA TAKE SOME MORE
PICTURES.

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Grim: BEWARE!

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THE UNDERWORLD "TRUE HEART"
CAMERA WILL EXPOSE YOUR DARKEST

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TRUTH!

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DESTROY THE FILM.

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NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEIR TRUE
HEART.

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Billy: AND YOU SHOULD DESTROY
THAT SHIRT.

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NO ONE SHOULD SEE YOUR TRUE
FASHION SENSE!

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[ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]
Grim: OH...

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Irwin: ♪ C-C-COLONEL MAJOR
CHEESE MAKES ME BURP ♪

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♪ COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE
MAKES ME STRONG ♪

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♪ BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT
C-C-COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE

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IS RAPPIN' THE CORN
WILL MAKE YOUR CHEESE ALL, YO! ♪

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[ BELCHES ]
OH, YEAH!

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Billy: HI, IRWIN.

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Irwin: HI, BILLY.

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[ GASPS ]
HELLO, MY FLOWER THAT NEVER

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WILTS, MY SONG THAT NEVER GETS
OLD, MY -- AAH!

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I'M BLIND, YO!

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AAHHH!

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I'LL NEVER SEE MANDY AGAIN!

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BUT YOUR FACE IS STILL ETCHED ON
MY EYELIDS, YO.

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]

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PRETTY.

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Mandy: NO SURPRISES THERE.

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THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

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YOUR CAMERA'S BROKEN.

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Grim: NO THANKS TO YOU.

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[ ROARING ]
Grim: AAH!

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WELL, NO SURPRISES THERE.

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Mandy: LOOK AT THE NEXT ONE.

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ ROARS ]

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Mandy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

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Grim: WOW!

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IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE
SEEN ONE OF THOSE.

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I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE A
HEART-TO-HEART, OR WHATEVER THAT

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IS THAT PUMPS YOUR BLOOD, WITH
IRWIN.

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Irwin: ♪ RAPPIN' ALONG
WITH COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE ♪

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♪ BENDIN' THE KNEE
TO THE TRUE MACK DADDY ♪

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[ BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY ]
♪ HE WHO MAKES THE CHEESE PUFFY,

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YO, LIKE GRAVITY ♪
♪ WHOO-HOO-HOO

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Mandy: EXPLAIN THIS.

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THERE'S A TOUCH OF EVIL IN YOUR
HEART, A TOUCH OF COLD, BLACK

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EVIL THAT EERILY, CREEPILY,
DISTURBINGLY LOOKS LIKE MINE.

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Irwin: LET ME EXPLAIN, MY
PET.

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[ GASPS ]
I'M NOT THE MAN YOU SEE BEFORE

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YOU, YO.

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I HAVE A SECRET PAST!

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TURNS OUT I WAS BORN BAD.

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WHAT HAVE I -- AAH!

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Irwin: I WAS BAD AT HOME.

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AND I WAS BAD AWAY FROM HOME.

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[ IRWIN GURGLING ]
SHH!

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AAH!

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SEE HERE, YOU SCREAMING BABY.

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I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE BRING
BABIES ON PLANES, AND THEY CLAW

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MY FACE OFF.

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Irwin: I WAS BORN BAD, YO!

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I'M A REBEL.

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Mandy: I, UH, RESPECT YOU?

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BUT IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE.

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Irwin: IT'S TRIGGEDY-TRUE,
YO.

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BUT I'M NOT BAD ANYMORE.

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MY DADDY TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT
LOVE AND RESPECT.

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[ ROARS ]
[ WAILS ]

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Irwin: [ LAUGHS ]
IRWIN, GO GIVE THAT PACIFIER

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BACK TO THAT BABY!

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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF HE
STOLE YOUR MOUSE HEAD

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COLLECTION?

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Irwin: AND THROUGH THAT I WAS
ABLE TO OVERCOME MY EVIL NATURE,

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YO.

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MY TRUE HEART GREW THREE SIZES
THAT DAY.

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Mandy: SOUNDS PAINFUL.

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Irwin: ONCE YOUR HEART BEGINS
CHANGING FROM DARKNESS AND EVIL

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TO PEACE-LOVING HAPPINESS,
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK, MANDY.

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NO TURNING BACK, YO!

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
Mandy: IF I RESPECT IRWIN,

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THEN I'M IN DANGER OF LOSING MY
TRUE HEART THE WAY THAT HE DID.

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[ BIRD CHIRPS ]
AAAHHHH!

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[ GROANING ]
PINK AND FLUFFY...

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Billy: IS SHE GONNA BE OKAY,
GRIM?

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Grim: I DON'T KNOW, BILLY.

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MANDY'S TRUE HEART IS CHANGING.

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SHE MIGHT BE OKAY, BUT SHE'LL
NEVER BE THE SAME.

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THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO TURN
MANDY BACK TO NORMAL.

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00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,627
Billy: THEN I KNOW WHAT WE
MUST DO.

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WE MUST GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY ON
THE SEESAW.

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Grim: GOOD POINT.

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WHY WOULD WE WANT THE OLD MANDY
BACK?

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Billy: YA-HOO!

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YIPPEE!

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Mandy: SUCH...GOOD...FRIENDS.

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NO!

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MY TRUE HEART -- I'M LOSING IT.

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[ ROARS ]
Irwin: ♪ COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE

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MAKES ME BURP ♪
♪ COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE,

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A FINE DESSERT ♪
♪ COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE

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00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:30,080
FOOLS LIKE ART ♪
♪ COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE

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MAKES ME FART ♪
Mandy: COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE

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DON'T MAKE YOU BURP, SILLY.

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Irwin: UH, MANDY?

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WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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Mandy: I SAID...

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Irwin: YOU'RE BURNING UP, MY
MOLTEN FLOWER.

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WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU, YO?

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Mandy: I SAID, "COLONEL MAJOR
CHEESE DON'T MAKE YOU BURP,

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SILLY."

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00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,125
Irwin: OH, MANDY, I DO BURP.

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I CAN'T CONTROL IT.

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IT JUST HAPPENS.

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
LIKE...LOVE.

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MANDY, YOUR TRUE HEART IS
CHANGING.

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SOON YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE ME, YO!

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Mandy: IRWIN, I...

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[ BEEPING ]
[ ROARS ]

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Mandy: I HATE COLONEL MAJOR
CHEESE.

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Irwin: I KNOW.

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00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:48,128
Mandy: YOU DO?

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00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,998
Irwin: I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOU, MANDY.

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Mandy: OKAY, LET'S PUT ASIDE
THAT BIT OF CREEPINESS FOR THE

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MOMENT.

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YOU KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WHEN
YOU, YOU KNOW.

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Irwin: I LOVE YOU JUST THE
WAY YOU ARE, MEAN AND SURLY.

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Mandy: THANK YOU.

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00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:09,922
AND THAT'S FOR KISSING ME.

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00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,880
Irwin: IT AIN'T EASY BEING A
PLAYER, YO!

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[ BELL DINGS ]
[ CROWD CHEERS ]