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HA HA HA HA HA!

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 WHAT, YOU AGAIN?

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HEY, IT'S YOUR LIFE.

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[RATS SQUEALING]
[SCREECHING]

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[EEK]
[SCREECHING]

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[EEK EEK EEK]
UH! UH! UH!

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HA HA HA HEE!

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 BILLY.

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 HEY, GRIM, WAIT TILL YOU GET
A TASTE OF MY SUPER-SECRET

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WAFFLE MIX.

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SMOOTH.

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HEE HEE HEE!

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HEY, GRIM, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE
CHOCOLATE-DIPPED PICKLE OR TWO

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WITH YOUR WAFFLES?

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 NEITHER, YOU BUBBLE-NOSED
BABOON.

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 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA
MORNING, BILLY.

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MORNING, GRIM.

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ISN'T THIS A GLORIOUS DAY?

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 OH, MY GOSH!

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HELP ME!

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ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN?

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IT'S RAINING CATS AND DOGS AND
HAROLDS OUT THERE.

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 OH, GRIM.

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NO NEED TO GET MOODY AND START
FILLING THE AIR WITH...

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[IMITATING GRIM]
"I'M THE GRIM REAPER AND I HATE

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GLORIOUS DAYS.

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OOH AH."

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CAN'T YOU HAVE A PLEASANT
MORNING FOR ONCE?

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♪ NA NA NA NA NA
 LADY, MY NAME

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IS THE GRIM REAPER, NOT
THE HAPPY MORNING SUNSHINE

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REAPER.

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 OH!

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MAYBE SOME CARTOONS WILL CHEER
YOU UP.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BABBLING]

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 WE INTERRUPT REGULARLY
SCHEDULED MEANINGLESS

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PROGRAMMING FOR A SPECIAL
BULLETIN.

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13 VERY RARE AND ENDANGERED
WHITE-WINGED OWLS WERE FOUND

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TETHERED TO A FLAGPOLE OVER THE
RODENTS EMPORIUM SMALL ANIMAL

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BOUTIQUE AT THE ENDSVILLE OUTLET
CENTER.

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THE OWLS HAVE BEEN COVERED IN
WHAT APPEARS TO BE MU--HEY, CAN

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I SAY "MUCUS" ON THE AIR?

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NO?

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UH, WELL, THEY WERE FOUND
COVERED IN SLIPPERY NOSE GOO

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AND CAVE SHAVINGS.

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RENOWNED ANIMAL ACTIVIST AND TV
DINNER ENTHUSIAST CORY NEBRASKA

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WAS CALLED IN TO NURSE THEM BACK
TO HEALTH.

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WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE OUTLET
MALL?

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 I DO! I DO! I DO!

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RAT MUCACA IS AWESOME!

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 IT'S MUCUS.

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RAT MUCUS.

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THE STUFF YOUR HEAD IS FILLED
WITH.

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 REALLY?

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MUCACA ROCKA!

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 MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME, TOO,
GRIM.

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THE OUTLET CENTER ALWAYS CHEERS
PEOPLE UP.

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WE CAN EVEN GET YOU SOME LOTION
TO MOISTURIZE YOUR OLD, DRIED

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BONES.

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 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

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WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVE BEEN
RUNNING LOW ON LAVENDER FIG

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RESTORATIVE BODY CREAM.

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 OH, YES, MY FEATHERED FRIEND,
EAT.

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I PROMISE EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT FROM NOW ON.

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WHAT THE--
[SCREECHING]

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OW!

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WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

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SAY, YOU'RE THE BLOKE FROM THE
SURVEILLANCE CAMERA.

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SECURITY!

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 OH, GET OFF ME.

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 I'M ON GRIM!

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HA HA HA!

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 WHY ARE YOU BEATING UP MY
BONE SACK OF A FRIEND?

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 THIS BONE BOY IN THE SHEET
WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE LAST NIGHT

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TETHERING THOSE OWLS TO THE
FLAGPOLE.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

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 OOH HOO HOO!

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I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE.

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GRIM WENT TO BED EARLY LAST
NIGHT AFTER MILK AND COOKIES.

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 THAT'S RIGHT.

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MILK AND COOKIES.

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 YOU DON'T SAY?

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I GUESS THE COMBINATION OF MY
YEARS OF TRACKING ANIMALS IN

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THE WILD AND THE MODERN
TECHNOLOGY OF THE SURVEILLANCE

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CAMERA ARE WRONG.

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 DEAD WRONG.

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 WELL, SORRY ABOUT THE MIXUP.

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I GUESS YOU CAN GO.

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 THANK YOU.

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I DO HOPE THOSE OWLS WILL BE ALL
RIGHT.

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 DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY.

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THEY'LL BE JUST FINE.

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 HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPWALKING,
GRIM?

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 I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE I
MADE BILLY'S DAD DIG HIS OWN

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GRAVE.

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GOOD THING SALIVA STARTED TO
CHEW ME BONES, OR WHO KNOWS

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WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED?

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[SNORING]
 SEE?

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[SNORING]
 SEE?

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I TOLD YOU THAT BAG OF BONES WAS
UP TO NO GOOD.

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 LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF
OURSELVES, SHERLOCK.

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I INVITED YOU HERE TO PROVE THAT
GRIM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH

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THIS.

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 YEAH?

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I BET HE HEADS STRAIGHT FOR THE
CAGED OWL I PLACED NEXT TO THAT

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CREEPY TREE IN THE FRONT YARD.

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BINGO!

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TOLD YOU.

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NOW LET'S TAKE HIM BEFORE HE
DOES SOMETHING HE REGRETS.

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 WAIT.

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 HA HA HA!

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GRIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY
CHOCOLATE-DIPPED PICKLES?

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 HUH?

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UH, WHATEVER YOU SAW, IT'S NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

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 DIDN'T I TELL YOU GRIM WASN'T
THE CULPRIT, MY STANKY,

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DIMWITTED FELLOW?

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NOW PONY UP, JUNGLE BOY.

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 DRATS!

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THAT WAS MY LAST 20.

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[ALARM RINGING]
 HALT! FREEZE! DON'T!

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 YOU?

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 BILLY'S MOM?

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 CRIKEY!

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CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED.

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SHAME ON YOU.

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 HOLD ON.

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I CAN EXPLAIN.

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 THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD.

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 FOR YEARS I'VE BEEN COMPELLED
TO AVENGE THE LOSS OF MY DEAR

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PET RAT SNIFFLES.

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I NAMED HIM SNIFFLES
BECAUSE--CAN YOU GUESS--HE

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SNIFFLED A LOT.

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HA HA HA!

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HE'D BE COVERED IN SO MUCH
MUCUS, HE WOULD LOOK LIKE A

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TARRED AND FEATHERED RAT.

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[RAT SNORTS]
OH, HE LOOKED SO CUTE.

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ONE DAY I HAD TO CLEAN HIS CAGE,
SO I LET HIM OUT INTO THE

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BACKYARD.

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AFTER I WAS DONE, I CALLED OUT
TO HIM.

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SNIFFLES!

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BUT HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

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ON A NEARBY TREE, I SPIED A
WHITE-WINGED OWL LOOKING

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TRIUMPHANT AND FULL.

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[COUGHING]
FROM THEN ON, I VOWED TO AVENGE

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MY DEAR SNIFFLES AND RID THE
WORLD OF THOSE WHITE-WINGED

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DEMONS OF THE SKY.

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FRAMING GRIM WAS JUST A BONUS TO
GET THE FREELOADING SACK OF

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BONES OUT OF MY HOUSE.

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YOU EAT AS THOUGH FOOD AND MONEY
GROW ON TREES!

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 I DON'T EAT ANY MORE THAN
THAT BOTTOMLESS PIT OF A SON OF

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YOURS.

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 TEE HEE HEE!

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 I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH
IT, TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR

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THOSE MEDDLING KIDS.

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 NO, NO, NO.

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DOWN HERE.

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THANK YOU.

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 BUT, MOM, WHY WOULD YOU DO
THIS?

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 AND BESIDES, WHITE OWLS DON'T
EAT RATS.

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THEY'RE KNOWN TO BE VEGETARIANS.

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 THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN
WHAT HAPPENED TO SNIFFLES.

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 I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN.

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ALLOW ME TO SHED SOME LIGHT ON
THIS MYSTERY.

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 HAROLD, YOU KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED TO MY SNIFFLES?

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 YEAH.

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ABOUT THAT, BABE.

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IT'S A FUNNY STORY.

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YOU SEE, I HAD JUST FINISHED
DEVOURING SECOND BREAKFAST, AND

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I WAS STILL HUNGRY.

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I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA MAKE
IT TO LUNCH.

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I WAS WANDERING AROUND THE HOUSE
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO EAT,

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WHEN OUT IN THE BACKYARD I SAW A
BADGER.

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AS I WAS PICKING IT UP, SOME
STUPID OWL TRIED TO STEAL IT

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FROM ME.

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INSTEAD, IT MISSED AND GRABBED A
CHUNK OF HAIR OFF THE TOP OF MY

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HEAD.

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I WAS SO HUNGRY THAT I DIDN'T
EVEN NOTICE.

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AND IT WAS THE MOST DELICIOUS
BADGER EVER.

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AND THAT'S HOW I SURVIVED THAT
FATEFUL MORNING.

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IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST,
BABY.

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THE CIRCLE OF LIFE MUST
CONTINUE.

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 YOU ATE MY SNIFFLES AND NEVER
TOLD ME ABOUT IT FOR ALL THESE

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YEARS?!

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 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.

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I DIDN'T TELL YOU, BECAUSE I WAS
TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.

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WHY?

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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

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 OH, HAROLD, YOU'RE TOO GOOD
TO ME.

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 OH, YEAH, BABY.

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PAPA'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING ALL
RIGHT NOW.

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 SO, HAROLD, YOU ATE MY PET
RAT SNIFFLES.

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NOW, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY PET
GOLDFISH, MR. FLOPPY?

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 OH, YEAH, HIM.

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THAT'S ANOTHER FUNNY STORY.

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 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS,
BUT I'M GONNA BE SICK.

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 ME, TOO.

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 I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE US ALL
FEEL BETTER.

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 IF YOU SAY CHOCOLATE-DIPPED--
 CHOCOLATE-DIPPED PICKLES!

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 THAT'S IT.

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I'M OUT OF HERE.

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 BUT, MANDY, I FOUND MORE
CHOCOLATE BY SALIVA'S DOGHOUSE.

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GRIM!

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CORY!

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OH, WELL, ALL FOR ME!

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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
[SQUEALING]

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[BELL RINGING]
 QUITTING TIME ALREADY?

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HMM.

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OK, BOYS, SEE YOU TOMORROW.

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 WHO'S THE NEW GUY?

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 DON'T KNOW.

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SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY.

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 [WHISTLING]
[VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING]

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 BILLY, IS THAT YOU?

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 NO, IT'S MY EVIL TWIN
SHERLOCK BILLY.

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I'M A DETECTIVE.

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 WELL, I JUST FINISHED
VACUUMING, SO BE EXTRA CAREFUL

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WITH THE FLOORS.

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 OK.

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WHO THE HECK IS THAT?

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 OH, UH, GEE.

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I DON'T KNOW.

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 I'M YOUR MOTHER, BILLY.

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 HEY, ALL RIGHT.

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THAT'S GREAT.

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LET'S PLAY ALONG.

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DON'T WANT TO MAKE HER UPSET.

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HI, MOM.

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HI, DAD.

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HI, UNCLE NERGAL.

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 HELLO, NEPHEW BILLY.

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LONG TIME, NO SMELL.

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[PASSES GAS]
I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

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 I SAID LONG TIME, NO SMELL.

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[PFFT]
 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

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 I SAID LONG TIME, NO--
[PFFT]

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 I SAID-- [PFFT]
TIME NO-- [PFFT]

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HEY, BILLY, WE--
I-- [PFFT]

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00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,253
LONG-- [PFFT]
SAID-- [PFFT]

238
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,583
WHAT-- [PFFT]
I--JUST-- [PFFT]

239
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:06,457
 IT SEEMS WE'VE INTERRUPTED AN
INTIMATE FAMILY MOMENT.

240
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,132
 HOO HOO!

241
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:10,418
I'LL SAY.

242
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:14,040
NOW THAT I'M INTIMATELY FAMILIAR
WITH BILLY'S LOWER INTESTINE,

243
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,995
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

244
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,173
 HEY, WAIT, GUYS.

245
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,830
DON'T YOU WANT TO SAY HI TO MY
UNCLE NERGAL?

246
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,247
HE JUST DROPPED IN TO VISIT FOR
NO PARTICULAR REASON AT ALL.

247
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,383
AND HE BROUGHT HIS PURSE.

248
00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:26,128
 OVERNIGHT BAG.

249
00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:29,578
 AW, COME ON, JUST BE NICE,
GRIM.

250
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,497
GO ON.

251
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,423
SHAKE HIS HAND.

252
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,920
 WELL, ALL RIGHT, BILLY.

253
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:43,077
BUT DON'T SAY I NEVER--
WELL, IT'S LIKE THEY SAY.

254
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:47,877
NEVER TRUST A GUY WITH ELECTRIC
SNAKES GROWING OUT OF HIS BACK.

255
00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:49,038
 YEAH.

256
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:51,075
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE
ANYWAY, NERGAL?

257
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,877
COME TO TRY TO KILL US AGAIN
WITH ANOTHER CONVOLUTED SCHEME

258
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:56,078
DISGUISED AS A CRY FOR
FRIENDSHIP?

259
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,167
 NO.

260
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,920
THIS TIME I THOUGHT I'D JUST USE
THIS OLD LAWNMOWER.

261
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,130
 COOL.

262
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:03,998
 NERGAL, YOU'RE THE LOWEST OF
THE LOW, AND I'M NOT JUST

263
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,173
SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN
THE CENTER OF THE PLANET.

264
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,290
 OH, COME ON.

265
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,875
I'M JUST KILLING AROUND.

266
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,078
CAN'T A MAN JUST POP BY TO SEE
HIS BELOVED RELATIVES NOW AND

267
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:15,997
THEN?

268
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,883
BESIDES, I BROUGHT PRESENTS.

269
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,538
 PRESENTS?

270
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,705
REALLY?

271
00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:23,042
 NO, NOT REALLY.

272
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:26,205
 WELL, YOU KIDS PLAY NICE WITH
YOUR UNCLE NERGAL.

273
00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:29,672
DADDY AND I ARE OFF TO OUR
SWING-DANCING CLASSES.

274
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,750
 IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT ALREADY?

275
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,423
 SWING DANCING?

276
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,330
OH, THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.

277
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,667
 IT WOULD BE, BUT HAROLD HERE
IS JUST A MESS ON THE DANCE

278
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:39,750
FLOOR.

279
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,963
 OH, HE'S GOT TWO LEFT FEET,
HAS HE?

280
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:44,212
 ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE LIKE
2 1/2.

281
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,080
 UH!

282
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:52,625
AH, YEAH!

283
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,168
3-POINTER!

284
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,500
 HEY, BILLY, YOU DOING YOUR
HOMEWORK?

285
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:59,253
JUST A LITTLE TARGET
PRACTICE.

286
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,327
 HELP ME.

287
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:06,457
 LAWN GNOMES ALWAYS FLY SO
MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY'RE FROZEN.

288
00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:07,752
 THEY'RE AERODYNAMIC.

289
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,133
 GRIM, PLEASE.

290
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,078
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.

291
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:13,127
THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT.

292
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,828
 BILLY, I THINK THIS WINTER
WEATHER IS STARTING TO AFFECT

293
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,077
YOUR BRAIN.

294
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:21,037
 I KNOW IT'S STARTED WORKING
ON MY HANDS.

295
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,245
 SWEET MERCIFUL HOO-HA!

296
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,923
BILLY, YOU OUGHT TO BE WEARING
MITTENS.

297
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,290
 I WOULD HAVE, BUT UNCLE
NERGAL NEEDED THEM.

298
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,035
 YUCK.

299
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,245
NERGAL.

300
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,213
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S BEEN
OVER A YEAR SINCE HE CAME TO

301
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,922
STAY FOR THE WEEKEND.

302
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,830
 YEAH.

303
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,877
WHEN IS HE GONNA LEAVE?

304
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:45,458
 ♪ DA DA DA
 UNCLE NERGAL?

305
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:49,082
 [COUGHING]
YES?

306
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:50,417
WHAT IS IT?

307
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,790
OH, BILLY, IT'S YOU.

308
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,165
COME ON, SIT.

309
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,040
I'LL THROW ANOTHER MITTEN ON THE
FIREPLACE.

310
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,125
 THAT'S NOT A FIREPLACE.

311
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,168
 REALLY?

312
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,380
THEN WHAT IS IT?

313
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:04,378
 IT'S MY NEW VIDEO GAME
CONSOLE.

314
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:10,207
 WHO NEEDS VIDEO GAMES WHEN WE
HAVE FAMILY?

315
00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:14,042
IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE FAMILY WHO
LOVE YOU.

316
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,915
RIGHT, BILLY?

317
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,130
 UNCLE NERGAL, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA LEAVE?

318
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,998
 BILLY, CAN WE PLEASE NOT HAVE
THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN?

319
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,543
 OK. NEVER MIND.

320
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,325
 I CAN'T EVER GO HOME AGAIN.

321
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:26,207
 SURE, YOU CAN.

322
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,672
LET ME CALL YOU A TAXI.

323
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,130
 BILLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR CLOSEST

324
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:35,998
LOVED ONES THINK YOU'RE A
WORTHLESS FAILURE.

325
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:36,963
 YOU'RE RIGHT.

326
00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:38,212
MY FAMILY VALUES ME A LOT.

327
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,752
THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP ME LOCKED
AWAY IN THE ATTIC FOR DAYS AND

328
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,003
DAYS AT A TIME.

329
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,833
 IT ALL STARTED AFTER DINNER
ONE NIGHT.

330
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:46,037
I THINK IT WAS A TUESDAY.

331
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,205
OH, JUST GO TO A FLASHBACK
ALREADY.

332
00:15:49,292 --> 00:15:53,082
WE HAD JUST POLISHED OFF A
LOVELY CASSEROLE PREPARED BY MY

333
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:55,327
WIFE SIS.

334
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:57,207
 HOW WAS IT, DEAR?

335
00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,792
 I THOUGHT THE CRUST WAS
MAGNIFICENT.

336
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,995
THE INTERIOR WAS A LITTLE SOFT
AND SQUISHY AND SMELLED

337
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,753
SLIGHTLY OF PECANS.

338
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:05,923
 NO, HONEY.

339
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,170
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT
THE DOG DID.

340
00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:11,422
I MEANT THE FOOD.

341
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:15,040
 FOLLOWED UP WITH A
TRADITIONAL GAME OF CRYPT OF

342
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,455
FAILURE.

343
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,082
 7.

344
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:22,957
I FIND A TREE OF RELIEF, GAIN 3
MANNA.

345
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:27,042
YOUR TURN, DAD.

346
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,415
11.

347
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:39,330
 BUT THAT PUTS ME RIGHT ON--
 THE CRYPT OF FAILURE.

348
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:44,287
 HA HA HA HA!

349
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:45,575
 SORRY, DAD.

350
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,787
YOU LOST AGAIN.

351
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:50,745
THAT MAKES 598 TIMES IN A ROW.

352
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,173
 598?

353
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:59,460
[SOBBING]
 ACTUALLY, THAT'S 599.

354
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:00,582
 OH, RIGHT.

355
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:04,037
THANKS, MOM.

356
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,075
 NO!

357
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:09,077
NO!

358
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,577
NOOOO!

359
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:17,035
 OK, WHOSE TURN WAS IT?

360
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:21,205
 SO YOU SEE, BILLY, I'M A SAD,
SAD FAILURE.

361
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:23,922
I CAN'T EVER SHOW MY FACE IN
THAT HOUSEHOLD AGAIN.

362
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000
 MAYBE YOU CAN SHOW SOME OTHER
PARTS OF YOUR BODY.

363
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:31,293
 [SOBBING]
 SO YOU'RE A LITTLE CHALLENGED

364
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,245
WHEN IT COMES TO BOARD GAMES.

365
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,713
THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A COMPLETE
FAILURE.

366
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,712
 IT'S NOT JUST THE GAME.

367
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:41,002
IT'S EVERYTHING!

368
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:53,923
[WHISTLING]
[MACHINE WHIRS]

369
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,080
NO!

370
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:59,377
NOOO!

371
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:07,537
[CLANG]
NOOO!

372
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:09,333
 WOW.

373
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,997
YOU REALLY ARE A FAILURE.

374
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:15,003
 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST ACCEPT
IT, LIKE I HAVE.

375
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,463
 JUST ACCEPT IT, HUH?

376
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,002
GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

377
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,043
 TRUST ME.

378
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,375
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

379
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:22,878
 REALLY?

380
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,828
 HOW DO YOU THINK I MAKE IT
THROUGH LIFE WITH THESE TWO

381
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,417
EVERY DAY?

382
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,920
 GEE, I...

383
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,130
 NERGAL, THE SOONER YOU ACCEPT
THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A FAILURE,

384
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,418
THE SOONER YOU CAN FACE YOUR
FAMILY AGAIN.

385
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,460
 MY FAMILY!

386
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:42,542
I WILL TRAVEL THE ROAD TO
ACCEPTANCE, ALTHOUGH I DO NOT

387
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:43,785
KNOW THE WAY.

388
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:44,995
 DON'T WORRY, MAN.

389
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,333
WE'LL TAKE YOU THERE.

390
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,167
 THAT'S RIGHT, UNCLE NERGAL.

391
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,000
WE'LL TEACH YOU TO BE THE BEST
FAILURE YOU CAN BE.

392
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,673
FAILURE IN TRAINING!

393
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,250
FAILURE IN TRAINING!

394
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,463
FAILURE IN--THERE.

395
00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,672
 GO, NERGAL.

396
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:03,210
WE'LL BE HERE.

397
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:06,252
 HELLO THERE, LITTLE DOGGIE.

398
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,793
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

399
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:15,915
OH, NO!

400
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:22,790
 [WHISPERING]
 WHY, HELLO, LITTLE DOGGIE.

401
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,995
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

402
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,583
AAH!

403
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,377
YES!

404
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,208
 YOU DID IT!

405
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:37,252
 [CHEERING]
 DEGENERATES.

406
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:06,712
 I THINK HE'S READY.

407
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:12,787
 MOM?

408
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,035
 YES, JUNIOR?

409
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,665
 WHEN'S DAD COMING HOME?

410
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:20,170
 WELL, JUNIOR, IF THIS IS
ANYTHING LIKE LAST TIME, IT

411
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,670
MIGHT BE QUITE A WHILE.

412
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:26,580
 QUITE A WHILE, HUH?

413
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,917
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
 DADDY?

414
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,130
DADDY, I KNEW YOU WOULD--
 PERSONAL FOR A MR. NERGAL.

415
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,878
 DROP DEAD!

416
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,078
I HAVE NO FATHER.

417
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,917
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
I SAID FOR YOU TO--DAD!

418
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,250
 SON!

419
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,383
 HUSBAND?

420
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,668
 WIFE!

421
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,630
 DAD?

422
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:45,748
 SON?

423
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:48,083
 ARE YOU ALL BETTER IN THE
HEAD NOW?

424
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:52,127
 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO TELL,
JUNIOR--BY VISITING THE CRYPT

425
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:53,168
OF FAILURE.

426
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,580
 NO, DAD.

427
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,577
 I'LL GO AND SET UP THE GAME
BOARD.

428
00:20:56,667 --> 00:21:02,787
 BUT YOU JUST GOT HOME.

429
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,455
ROUND OF VIRTUE.

430
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,502
I GAIN A FACTION POINT.

431
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,043
IT'S YOUR TURN, MOM.

432
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,625
 NO, IT ISN'T, JUNIOR.

433
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:13,418
IT'S YOUR FATHER'S TURN.

434
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,420
EASY, DEAR.

435
00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:27,132
 ONE OF THE NICE THINGS ABOUT
UNCLE NERGAL BEING GONE IS

436
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,918
THERE'S ALWAYS TOASTER PASTRIES
IN THERE NOW.

437
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:41,380
[CHOMPING]
 6.

438
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,458
 BUT THAT PUTS ME OUT.

439
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:45,542
 THE SUPPLY ROOM OF VICTORY.

440
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,705
DAD, YOU WON!

441
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:52,462
 I--I--YES!

442
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:55,882
HUH?

443
00:21:55,958 --> 00:22:00,628
 WELL, DAD, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE
YOU BACK, FAILURE AND ALL.

444
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:04,168
 IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, JUNIOR.

445
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:09,792
 AND SO REMEMBER, KIDS...

446
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,705
 DON'T BE AFRAID OF FAILURE.

447
00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:15,082
 IT'S WHAT KEEPS FAMILIES
TOGETHER.

448
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,960
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449
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450
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451
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