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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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 [SPEAKING JAPANESE]

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HONEY?

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HAVE YOU FINISHED WITH THE
BATHROOM YET?

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THE POSTMASTER'S GOTTA DELIVER A
PACKAGE, AND THE PACKAGE CAN'T

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WAIT.

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 ♪ SORRY
EXTRAORDINARY BEAUTY TAKES

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EXTRAORDINARY TIME.

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 OH.

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HA HA HA HA.

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EXTRAORDINARY BEAUTY.

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BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU COMING OUT OR
WHAT?

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 HUH?

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WHAT'S THAT, DEAR?

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 AAH!

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[SCREAMING]
 AH, MEN.

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THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
HARD US LADIES WORK TO LOOK

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BEAUTIFUL.

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MOM!

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I NEED YOU!

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EVERY TIME I TAKE A BITE OF THIS
VITAMIN-ENRICHED BREAD, IT KEEPS

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GETTING SMALLER!

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PRETTY SOON, IT WILL BE GONE.

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THEN WHAT'LL I DO?

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[CRYING]
[CRYING]

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 AH, KIDS.

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THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
CONCEPT OF EATING.

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HA HA HA.

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WHAT'S THIS?

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[CROWING]
CROW'S FEET?

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[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]

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 AISLE 7.

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 THANK YOU.

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[SCREAMING]
NOW YOU SAY GOOD-BYE TO THOSE

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NASTY CROW'S FEET WITH NEW SAY
GOOD-BYE TO THOSE NASTY CROW'S

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FEET FACE FOAM.

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SIMPLY SQUIRT...AND WAIT 13
SECONDS.

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AND REMOVE.

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[GASPING]
[CROWING]

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THEY'RE STILL THERE!

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[KNOCKING]
 GLADYS!

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 WHAT?

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 YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING.

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CAN I PLEASE COME IN?

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 GO AWAY, REAPER.

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 OH, COME ON!

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I ONLY GOT TO GO THE BATHROOM
ONCE A YEAR, AND I GOTTA GO

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SUPER BAD.

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 I'M NOT COMING OUT TILL THESE
CROW'S FEET ARE OFF MY FACE!

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 CROW'S FEET?

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FINE.

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I GUESS I COULD SHAVE A FEW
YEARS OFF THE TOP.

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GREAT SYSTEMS OF THE UNDERWORLD!

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SOMEONE OPEN A WINDOW!

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WELL, COME ON OUT, MAN.

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A DEAL'S A DEAL.

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YOUR CROW'S FEET SHOULD BE GONE.

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NOW I GET THE BATHROOM.

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 IT'S ALL YOURS, REAPER.

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WOW!

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THAT FOAM WORKED AFTER ALL!

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IT JUST NEEDED 22 SECONDS, NOT
13.

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WELL, I BETTER GO CHECK ON BILLY
AND THAT BREAD.

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[HUMMING]
 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ME OWN

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STRENGTH.

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AND NOW FOR THAT BATHROOM.

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[SCREAMING]
 UGH!

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 SORRY, FAT MAN.

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YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE.

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 I'LL DO IT.

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 THAT'S RIGHT, MANDY.

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EVERY TIME I TAKE A BITE, IT
KEEPS GETTING SMALLER!

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SEE?

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I'VE LOST IT.

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 YES, BILLY, YOU REALLY HAVE.

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GOSH, I WISH A WHITE BREAD
FAIRY ELF GNOME WOULD

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CONVENIENTLY APPEAR TO HELP ME
THROUGH THESE OH SO TROUBLED

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TIMES.

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 ♪ OH, BILLY
I'VE GOT SOME BREAD FOR YOU ♪

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 WOW!

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THANKS BREAD FAIRY ELF GNOME!

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SEE, MANDY, BELIEVE AND YOU
SHALL RECEIVE!

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 THAT'S NOT A BREAD FAIRY,
BILLY.

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IN FACT, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO SHE IS.

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[GIGGLES]
 YOU MEAN...

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 UH-HUH.

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 BREAD FAIRY ELF GNOME,
INDEED!

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YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FILTHY
STRANGER, AND MY MOMMY SAYS TO

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NEVER ACCEPT WHITE BREAD FROM
FILTHY STRANGERS.

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 YOUR MOMMY?

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BUT BILLY, I AM YOUR...

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MOMMY.

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 MY MOM'S ANCIENT AND
GRAPPLING WITH THE ONSET OF

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MENOPAUSE.

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 GO TO YOUR ROOM!

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 HA HA!

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YOU'RE FUN!

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A LITTLE ODD, BUT FUN.

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I'LL NAME YOU...

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CORN...

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AFTER THE FRESH BREAD YOU GAVE
ME.

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 CORN?

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NOW, BILLY, I DON'T THINK THAT
THAT'S AN ACTUAL--

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 YEAH, SURE.

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I WAS GONNA NAME YOUR GINGER OR
PUMPKIN, BUT I FEEL YOU'RE MORE

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OF A CORN.

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 WELL, CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT
AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER WHO'S

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BOSS.

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NOW, GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

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 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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 SIT, BILLY.

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 SITTING.

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 THERE'S ONLY ONE BOSS AROUND
HERE, AND THAT'S ME.

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 OH, MANDY.

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YOU'RE SUCH A LEG PULLER.

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HE'S MY BABY.

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 HEY, BILLY, YOU WANT TO GO TO
THE MOVIES, YO?

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 YOU TALK?

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 OF COURSE I TALK, YO.

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NOW, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE
MOVIES OR WHAT?

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 YOU DO TALK!

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A MOVIE IT IS.

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 SORRY, IRWIN.

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BILLY HAS HOMEWORK TO DO.

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 OH, I HATE HOMEWORK, YO.

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 ME, TOO, MR. BREAD.

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 SCRATCH THAT, IRWIN.

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BILLY WOULD BE GLAD TO JOIN
YOU...AND I'M GOING WITH HIM.

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[GROWLING]
 WHERE HE GOES, I GO.

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 DITTO.

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OK, LISTEN UP, DORKS.

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THERE ARE TWO MOVIES PLAYING,
AND WE WILL SEE THIS ONE.

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 "EXPLODING PENGUINS III:
TOTAL ANNIHILATION?"

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 WOW, AN ACTION-PACKED
DRAMEDY ABOUT HOW PENGUINS

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EXPLODE!

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SOLID.

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 WELL, IF BREAD'S ON IT, THEN
I AM, TOO.

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WHAT SAY YOU, CORN?

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 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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BILLY CAN'T SEE THAT KIND OF
MOVIE, WHAT WITH ITS GRATUITOUS

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VIOLENCE, SUGGESTIVE ROMANCE,
AND FILTHY ROLE MODELS.

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 WELL I SAY HE CAN SEE IT...

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AND HE WILL.

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 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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[GROWLING]
NO!

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HE'LL SEE "SUNSHINE BOY CLIMBS
THE TALLEST PEAK."

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AN INSTANT CLASSIC.

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JUST ADD PEOPLE.

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HA HA HA HA HA.

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 "EXPLODING PENGUINS."

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 ALL RIGHT.

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IT'S SHOWTIME.

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 HEY, GRIM, YOU ALMOST DONE IN
THERE?

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 NOT YET, HAROLD.

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AH, MORTALS.

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THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
HARD US REAPERS WORK TO LOOK

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BEAUTIFUL.

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 WELL, THEN, I'LL JUST WAIT
HERE AND WHISTLE...A TUNE

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TO PASS THE TIME.

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[NO SOUND]
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE.

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INSTEAD, I'LL WATCH THE MIRACLE
OF LIFE REVEAL ITSELF THROUGH

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THIS TINY, INSIGNIFICANT FLY.

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[BUZZING]
 AND NOW, FROM THE DIRECTORS

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WHO BROUGHT YOU "EXPLODING
PENGUINS" AND "EXPLODING

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PENGUINS 2," THE SEQUEL, WE
PROUDLY PRESENT "EXPLODING

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PENGUINS III: TOTAL
ANNIHILATION."

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[BOOM]
[LAUGHING]

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[BOOM]
[LAUGHING]

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[EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHTER]
 BOY, I SURE WISH CORN COULD

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BE HERE, YO.

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 I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL, MI
COMPADRE.

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[EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHTER]
 HE'S MY BABY!

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[EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHTER]
COME ON, BILLY.

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SUNSHINE BOY IS JUST STARTING UP
THE MOUNTAIN.

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YOU KNOW HE GETS THERE, YOU JUST
DON'T KNOW HOW.

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 HOW WILL I GET THERE?

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 UH, CORN, I--
 NOT NOW, BILLY.

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HE'S ALMOST THERE.

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 I'M ALMOST THERE.

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 BUT CORN, I...

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 SHH.

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HE JUST MET AN ALPACA.

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 I JUST MET AN ALPACA.

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[FARTING]
 THAT'S NICE.

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 LOOK, BILLY, HE MADE IT TO
THE TOP!

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 I MADE IT TO THE TOP!

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 BILLY?

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[GASPING, GROWLING]
[GIGGLING]

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I'VE GOT AN IDEA, MANDY.

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WHY NOT LET BILLY DECIDE WHO HE
WANTS TO BE DOMINATED BY.

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 ALL RIGHT, BILLY.

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WHO'S IT GONNA BE?

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 IT'S ME...IT'S ME.

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[MUMBLING UNDER HER BREATH]
[NONSENSE]

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 I DON'T MAKE ANY
LIFE-ALTERING DECISIONS WITHOUT

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CONSULTING MR. BREAD FIRST.

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 I SURE GOTTA GO TO THE
BATHROOM, YO.

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 SORRY, GUYS.

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WHEN BREAD'S GOTS TO GO, HE'S
GOTS TO GO.

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[LAUGHING]
[BUZZING]

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[SIZZLING]
[COUGHING]

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 SAY, GRIM LEFT HIS MAGIC
STICK THINGY.

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HELLO, FRIENDS.

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TIRED OF LIVING?

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THOSE SUNDAY BRUNCHES GOT YOU
DOWN?

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WELL, I CAN RELIEVE ALL THAT
AILS YOU WITH THIS MAGIC STICK

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THINGY.

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SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE MISSING
LIMBS, HAIR LOSS, AND NOT LIVING

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ANYMORE.

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[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]

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 WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?

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WHY DON'T YOU FIND ANOTHER
BATHROOM DOOR TO ANNOY?

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 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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YEAH!

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 SIT TIGHT, LADIES.

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I THINK HE'S DROPPING A DEUCE.

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 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH.

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NOW THERE'S A SIGHT FOR SORE
EYES.

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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SAY, YOU WAITING FOR THE
BATHROOM, TOO?

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 YEAH.

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 WOW!

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WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!

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WANT TO GET MARRIED?

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 SURE!

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 SO DO I.

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[LAUGHING]
 OH, GAG.

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GET A PLAYPEN.

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 ALL DONE.

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NOW, WHERE WAS WE, AND WHO'S
THAT BOZO WITH MY CORN?

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 CORN?

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SO THAT'S YOUR NAME.

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 WELL, UM...I CAN EXPLAIN
THAT.

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 NO, NO, NO, UH, UH, UH.

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I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

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COME ON.

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LET'S GO NOT TALK TO EACH OTHER
FOR MONTHS AT A TIME.

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 WELL, I GUESS THAT LEAVES YOU
AND ME, MANDY.

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ACTUALLY, NOW THAT CORN'S OUT
OF THE PICTURE, IT JUST LEAVES

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YOU, BILLY.

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SEE YOU LATER.

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 WELL, AT LEAST I STILL GOTS
MY BREAD.

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 ACTUALLY, I GOTTA GO TOO,
BILLY.

245
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,003
SEE YOU.

246
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,633
 NO!

247
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:42,708
BUT...I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
REAL SPECIAL.

248
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,923
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

249
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,327
MOM!

250
00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:50,537
I NEEDS MORE BREAD!

251
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,173
[LAUGHING]

252
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:11,455
CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD,
ARE YOU IN THERE?

253
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,293
 I GUESS THAT 8-HOUR SEMINAR
ON HOW NOT TO TOUCH ME DIDN'T

254
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:17,745
QUITE WORK.

255
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:20,583
 BUT I AM LOOKING FOR MY
CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD.

256
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,997
 YOUR DAD'S IN THE GARAGE.

257
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,083
 NO, MANDY.

258
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:26,127
I'M LOOKING FOR MY ACTION FIGURE
CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD.

259
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:28,748
HE MAKES ME SMILE WHEN WE HUG.

260
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,293
 YEAH...YOUR DAD.

261
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:31,745
 NO!

262
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,543
HE'S MY FRIEND THAT I TELL
SECRETS TO, AND IF I DON'T FIND

263
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:38,745
HIM, I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'LL DO
ABOUT ALL THIS BOTTLED-UP RAGE!

264
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:42,043
I JUST CAN'T STAND LOSING HIM,
AND MY MAYONNAISE JAR, AND MY

265
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,375
PANTS ALL IN ONE WEEK.

266
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,878
 YOU LOST YOUR PANTS?

267
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,708
 WELL...JUST THE BACK, BUT
IT'S NOT SO BAD.

268
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:50,922
BREEZY.

269
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,210
 I JUST LOST MY ABILITY TO
SEE.

270
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:55,792
I CAN STILL FEEL YOUR BUTT
LOOKING AT ME.

271
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,285
 HI-YAH!

272
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:01,165
[GIBBERISH]
EYE OF THE TIGER!

273
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,380
HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN ME SCYTHE?

274
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,578
ME LOST IT.

275
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:04,827
 YOU LOST YOUR SCYTHE?

276
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:07,667
 YEAH, ALONG WITH ME
SELF-RESPECT.

277
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,790
BUT WHEN I FIND EITHER ONE,
THOSE LITTLE KIDS IN KUNG FU

278
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:14,245
CLASS ARE GONNA SEE WHO THE REAL
MASTER OF THE DOJO IS...

279
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,583
ESPECIALLY AMY COOPER.

280
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:19,127
 THERE SEEMS TO BE A PATTERN
OF MISSING OBJECTS.

281
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:23,248
GRIM'S SCYTHE, BILLY'S ACTION
FIGURE, PANTS, MAYONNAISE.

282
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,213
 THIS PILLOW STUFFING TASTES
LIKE I'M CHOKING.

283
00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:28,422
[COUGHING]
 AND COME TO THINK OF IT, MY

284
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,460
"NANCY DROOL" NOVELS.

285
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:32,832
I WONDER WHO OR WHAT IS
RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR MISSING

286
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,037
OBJECTS?

287
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,705
 I BETCHA IT'S AMY COOPER.

288
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,002
SHE'S JUST JEALOUS AND ALWAYS
MAKING FUN OF ME, BUT TONIGHT IN

289
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:42,043
KUNG FU CLASS, I SHALL HAVE MY
REVENGE!

290
00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,415
 YOU'RE IN A CHILD'S KUNG FU
CLASS?

291
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,000
 SILENCE, NON-BELIEVER!

292
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,083
 LET'S FOCUS AND TRY TO FIND
OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LOST

293
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:50,207
ITEMS.

294
00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:52,502
 GATHER 'ROUND, YOU FILTHY
BRATS.

295
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,003
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT SOMETHING
SUPERNATURAL IS BEHIND OUR

296
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,423
MISSING ITEMS, SO I INVENTED
THIS TO HELP US.

297
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,710
IT'S A SUPERNATURAL SPECTER
DETECTOR WITH KUNG FU GRIP.

298
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:03,882
 HOW DOES IT WORK?

299
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,538
 GLAD YOU ASKED, MANDY-TANDY.

300
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:08,415
HIS NAME IS HECTOR, THE SPECTER
DETECTOR.

301
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,380
HE WORKS LIKE A METAL DETECTOR
EXCEPT INSTEAD OF METAL, IT

302
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,748
DETECTS SUPERNATURAL POWERS.

303
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,003
NOTHING.

304
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,083
NOTHING.

305
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,333
NOTHING!

306
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,132
I'M WATCHING YOU, MAN.

307
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,995
 BARK, TAKE, BARK, TROUBLE,
BARK, BARK.

308
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:36,043
 I ALREADY KNOW THERE'S BARK
ON THAT TREE.

309
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,995
 BARK, BARK, BARK!

310
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,883
 SOME TYPE OF MYSTERY TREE,
HUH, BOY?

311
00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,078
LITTLE HECTOR FOUND SOMETHING.

312
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,417
 WOW!

313
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,710
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
IT!

314
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:46,712
WHAT IS IT?

315
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:49,752
 UH...A TREE.

316
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:54,133
 HEY, LOOK, I CAN SEE MANDY'S
BOOKS, YOUR SCYTHE, AND...

317
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,668
MY CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD!

318
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,040
 ME SCYTHE'S IN THERE?

319
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,035
DON'T WORRY, JODI.

320
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,245
I'M A-COMING!

321
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,173
 WOW.

322
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,080
NOT ONLY DID I FIND CAPTAIN
FAT-HEAD, BUT I FOUND CARMEN

323
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:07,037
SANDIEGO AND WALDO.

324
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:18,667
HEY, IT'S SO SMOOTH IN HERE.

325
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,040
IT'S LIKE THE INSIDE OF MY
SKULL.

326
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:21,995
 BARK, BARK.

327
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,213
 WHAT'S THAT, BOY?

328
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,752
I'M TRAPPED IN A TREE?

329
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,173
GO FOR HELP.

330
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,170
 NOT COOL, MAN.

331
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,130
I THINK IT'S A TAKING TREE.

332
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,458
VERY DANGEROUS.

333
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:34,382
TAKING TREES KEEP TAKING OBJECTS
AND WON'T GIVE ANYTHING UP

334
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:37,538
UNLESS YOU GIVE THEM SOMETHING
BETTER IN EXCHANGE.

335
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,165
 HELLO.

336
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,710
MY NAME IS ELDRIDGE
JOHNSON-MAYER, AND YES, I'M A

337
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,212
TAKING TREE.

338
00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:46,542
 YOU'RE A TALKING TAKING TREE?

339
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,575
WHY WOULD A TREE BE NAMED
ELDRIDGE JOHNSON-MAYER?

340
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,537
 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A
NOSE?

341
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,245
 OOH, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE HEARD THAT ONE.

342
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,793
I'LL GO GET THE CHAINSAW.

343
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:58,535
 I ALREADY HAVE THAT, MY DEAR.

344
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:02,285
[WHIRRING]
 OOWW!

345
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:03,705
 CRAFTY.

346
00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:07,002
SO, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT IN
EXCHANGE FOR OUR FRIEND?

347
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,753
 I'VE LIVED IN FRONT OF THIS
HOUSE FOR MANY YEARS, BUT I'VE

348
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:13,423
NEVER FOUND THE ONE OBJECT THAT
WILL MAKE ME HAPPY.

349
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,750
I STARTED SMALL.

350
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:18,003
THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY WHO LIVED
HERE.

351
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:21,083
I TOOK HIS TRAINING WHEELS.

352
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:26,037
[CRASH]
BUT THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.

353
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:36,210
I TOOK HIS HARVARD ACCEPTANCE
LETTER.

354
00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:39,882
 I HOPE I GET MY HARVARD
ACCEPTANCE LETTER.

355
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,168
 BUT NONE OF IT BROUGHT ME
JOY.

356
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,170
AND WHAT BRINGS OTHER MEN
HAPPINESS?

357
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:52,210
THEIR CARS, THEIR MONEY, THEIR
HAIR?

358
00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:54,962
I TOOK THEM ALL, BUT NOTHING
MADE MY LIFE ANY BETTER, SO

359
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:58,172
FOREVER I AM CONDEMNED TO SEARCH
FOR THE ONE ITEM...

360
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,040
[SNORING]
UH, HELLO?

361
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,035
HEY!

362
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,075
 5 MORE MINUTES.

363
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:06,207
 DID YOU HEAR MY STORY?

364
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,382
I SHOULD'VE JUST TOLD YOU WHAT
ITEM I WANT.

365
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:11,958
IT'S A MICKEY MUNCHLE BASEBALL
CARD!

366
00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:13,002
 THAT'S IT?

367
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,213
A BASEBALL CARD?

368
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,082
 NOT JUST ANY BASEBALL CARD.

369
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,577
IT'S A MICKEY MUNCHLE!

370
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:25,497
IT'S WORTH 11,756,833 BUCKS, AND
HE'S THE ONLY ROOKIE TO HIT 600

371
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:28,673
HOME RUNS WITHOUT BREAKING A
WINDOW.

372
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,500
 KUNG FU CLASS AND BASEBALL
TRIVIA?

373
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:34,333
YOU AND AMY COOPER ARE JUST
JEALOUS!

374
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,747
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA GET
THAT CARD, SINCE IT'S WORTH

375
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:43,133
11,756,833 BUCKS AND THE REAPER
ONLY CARRIES $50 ON HIS PERSON

376
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,828
AT ANY GIVEN TIME.

377
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:48,207
 WELL, I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA
KEEP YOUR FRIEND.

378
00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:51,042
 WELL, IT GUESS THAT'S IT,
THEN.

379
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,745
THIS TREE GOT US BY THE BONES.

380
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,083
BILLY'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO STAY
IN THERE.

381
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,457
 GRIM, WHAT ABOUT YOUR SCYTHE
AND MY BOOKS?

382
00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,632
 DON'T WORRY, BILLY.

383
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,538
WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF
THERE.

384
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:04,375
 BRING BACK PRETZELS!

385
00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:12,632
 HOWYA DOING, THERE?

386
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:13,998
'BOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE.

387
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,753
SO...YOU'RE HERE FOR THE
WALRUSES, RIGHT?

388
00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:20,833
[GROWLING]
 UH...NO.

389
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:21,997
 OH.

390
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,213
 WE'VE BEEN ALL OVER TOWN
LOOKING FOR A MICKEY MUNCHLE

391
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:25,292
BASEBALL CARD.

392
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,495
 BOY, IS THERE EGG ON MY FACE.

393
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:32,793
YEAH, I HAVE A MICKEY MUNCHLE
CARD RIGHT HERE.

394
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:36,205
 WE'LL TAKE IT IN EXCHANGE FOR
A TRUCKLOAD OF SUPERNATURAL

395
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,172
WONDERS.

396
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,580
 UM...

397
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:42,957
 AND BY TRUCKLOAD OF
SUPERNATURAL WONDERS, I MEAN A

398
00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:45,542
BUCKET FULL OF CHEWABLE
VITAMINS.

399
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,825
 ONCE I GET MY MAGICAL SCYTHE
BACK FROM THE TALKING TREE, I

400
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,627
CAN GET YOU A WONDER OR TWO.

401
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:51,788
I SWEAR.

402
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:52,995
 LOOK, LITTLE LADY.

403
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,673
I CAN'T SELL YOU THE CARD.

404
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,580
AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT'S WORTH
$11 MILLION.

405
00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:02,287
IT'S BECAUSE IT'S ALL THAT I
HAVE LEFT OF MY BASEBALL CAREER.

406
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,125
 WAIT A MINUTE.

407
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,208
HEY, GRIM.

408
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,332
 MAYBE I DON'T NEED MY SCYTHE
ANYMORE.

409
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,327
WITH YOU, I COULD KNOCK SOULS
RIGHT OUT OF THE PARK.

410
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,417
 GRIM!

411
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,330
I THINK I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE OUR
PROBLEM.

412
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,747
WHO DOES HE LOOK LIKE?

413
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:21,423
 HE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN
WEARING HUMAN SKIN SO THAT HE

414
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,580
CAN FOOL US INTO BUYING
COLLECTIBLES AND GAMES THAT WILL

415
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,077
IMPLANT TINY TRACKING CHIPS IN
OUR FINGERS.

416
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:27,127
 NO.

417
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:28,918
HE'S MICKEY MUNCHLE.

418
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:29,920
 OH, I KNOW.

419
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,250
I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.

420
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:35,003
I THOUGHT I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING
STUPID SINCE BILLY AIN'T HERE.

421
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:42,173
 MR. MUNCHLE, ALL WE NEED IS A
FEW MOMENTS OF YOUR TIME.

422
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,170
 WELL, YOU'RE BACK.

423
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,330
DID YOU GET ME THE CARD?

424
00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,747
 DID YOU ONE BETTER, MAN.

425
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,213
MEET MICKEY MUNCHLE HIMSELF.

426
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:50,292
 AAH!

427
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,035
 GOLLY, YOU REALLY ARE A
TALKING TREE.

428
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,825
 OH...

429
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:57,077
[GIGGLING]
HE'S TALKING TO ME.

430
00:20:57,167 --> 00:21:00,377
OH, I FEEL SO EXCITED, I...

431
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:07,128
[BURPING]
 EEWWW!

432
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:11,208
[COUGHS]
 EEH!

433
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,292
ME SCYTHE!

434
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:13,785
DADDY'S GOT YOU, JODI!

435
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:14,995
SHH.

436
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:18,503
NOW IT'S TIME TO RECLAIM MY
RIGHTFUL PLACE AS KING OF THE

437
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,253
RING!

438
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,173
 CLOSURE.

439
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:24,670
IT'S ALL ABOUT CLOSURE.

440
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,670
 MY PRECIOUS.

441
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,500
PRECIOUS.

442
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:32,583
NOW YOU'RE HOME.

443
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,827
 SO, I HEAR YOU'RE A HUGE FAN.

444
00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:36,787
 WELL...

445
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:41,825
[STUTTERING]
[BURPING]

446
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,537
 CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD!

447
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:47,575
I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO AGAIN.

448
00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:49,997
 AND THAT'S HOW WE LEARNED OUR
LESSON.

449
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,133
 WHICH WAS...?

450
00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:54,208
 NEVER TRUST BASEBALL PLAYERS.

451
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,415
 HEY, IT AIN'T SO BAD IN HERE.

452
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,170
 I'LL MAKE SURE YOU FEEL RIGHT
AT HOME.

453
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,630
THERE'S JUST ONE THING.

454
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:08,168
YOU DON'T MIND SQUIRRELS, DO
YOU?

455
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,710
 HA, I LOVE SQUIRRELS.

456
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:16,082
[GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]

457
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,923
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

458
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:35,040
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]

459
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,170
 AAH!

460
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:46,540
[BUZZING]