1 00:00:07,458 --> 00:00:10,998 - AH HA HA HA HA HA! 2 00:00:32,917 --> 00:00:37,707 - TRUTH IS ALWAYS STRANGE. STRANGER THAN FICTION. 3 00:00:37,792 --> 00:00:41,712 - THE FOLLOWING EPISODE IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 4 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:42,292 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 5 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:57,325 - HERE COMES BILLY! 6 00:00:57,417 --> 00:00:58,497 5 SECONDS LEFT. 7 00:00:58,583 --> 00:00:59,293 [CRASH] 8 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:01,285 SCOOOOOOORES! 9 00:01:01,375 --> 00:01:02,995 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 10 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:06,173 HEY, GRIM, GO DEEP! 11 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,040 - HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NEVER TO BOUNCE THAT-- 12 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:11,125 [GASP] 13 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,168 MY ROBE! 14 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,670 I CAN'T HAVE COFFEE STAINS ON MY ROBE. 15 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:15,960 I'LL LOOK SHABBY. 16 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:17,082 - GRIM, WHY DON'T YOU QUIT WHINING 17 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:20,497 AND PUT IT UNDER SOME RUNNING WATER BEFORE IT SETS? 18 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:23,883 - AH, GOOD IDEA. 19 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,918 [GRUNTING] 20 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,210 WELL, IT SEEMS TO BE STUCK. 21 00:01:30,042 --> 00:01:31,212 NO MATTER. 22 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,042 I'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS PESKY ZIPPER LATER. 23 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:36,495 OH, I CAN FEEL THAT STAIN SETTIN' IN. 24 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:40,630 - I HAVE THE DISTINCT FEELING 25 00:01:40,708 --> 00:01:43,538 SOMETHING WEIRD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 26 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,325 - [BABBLING] 27 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:47,077 WHAT'S THIS? 28 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:48,577 - PULL IT AND FIND OUT. 29 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:52,747 - [GRUNTING, BABBLING] 30 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:53,883 COME ON! 31 00:01:53,958 --> 00:01:55,378 HUH? THIS THING IS FUN. 32 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:59,128 - A MAN-APE LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING WITH THAT. 33 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:01,128 HAND IT OVER. 34 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,328 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! 35 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:06,827 HO HO HO HO HO! 36 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:07,957 YEAH! 37 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:11,832 BEHOLD MY DADMOMDY. 38 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:13,997 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 39 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:19,043 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 40 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:21,075 [CAT SCREECHING] 41 00:02:21,167 --> 00:02:24,167 - I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS THING'S GONNA BE TROUBLE. 42 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:27,080 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! 43 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,923 HEY, MANDY, CAN WE KEEP IT? 44 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,290 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. 45 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:37,205 I SUPPOSE I SHOULD GIVE THIS BACK TO GRIM. 46 00:02:37,292 --> 00:02:40,792 AFTER I TAKE IT OUT FOR A SPIN. 47 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:52,457 - HEY, MANDY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ZIPPER? 48 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:54,792 FROM SPERG'S PANTS? 49 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,245 [ALL LAUGHING] 50 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:59,173 - ZIP IT, MINDY. 51 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,540 - HA HA HA HA HA HA! 52 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,325 OH! 53 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,750 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 54 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:08,133 - HMM, THE ZIPPER CAN USE ITS POWERS FOR GOOD. 55 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:13,628 - UH, MANDY, YOU LOOK THIRSTY. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE O.J.? 56 00:03:13,708 --> 00:03:16,958 [GRUNTING] 57 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:22,205 AAAAAHHHHHH! 58 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:26,252 - HEY, YOU GONNA EAT THAT? 59 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:27,753 - THAT DEPENDS. 60 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,003 - MINE! 61 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:32,833 AAAHHHHHH! 62 00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:33,997 WHOAH! 63 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,133 - WHOAAH! 64 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:36,128 - HAVE SOME JUICE. 65 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:38,208 - HEY, IT SMELLS FUNNY IN HERE. 66 00:03:38,292 --> 00:03:39,922 - GET USED TO IT. 67 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,830 THAT SHOULD KEEP YOU TWO BUFFOONS BUSY FOR A WHILE. 68 00:03:43,917 --> 00:03:46,287 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 69 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:52,035 - HEY, MANDY, WANT A BITE? 70 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:53,205 - WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT? 71 00:03:53,292 --> 00:03:57,252 - I'VE HAD THE STRANGEST CRAVING FOR ROTTEN FISH LATELY. 72 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:59,793 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 73 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,035 - BILLY, THROW THAT AWAY. 74 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:04,205 IT'S ATTRACTING ALL OF THESE BITING HORSE FLIES. 75 00:04:04,042 --> 00:04:05,882 - NEGATIVO, MANDY. 76 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:08,078 IT'S JUST TOO DELICIOUS. 77 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:10,327 RIGHT, MILKSHAKES? 78 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:15,287 - OK, MY HAND HAS BEEN FORCED. 79 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:16,075 BOO. 80 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:18,127 - AAAAAHHHHH! 81 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:21,168 - I LOVE THIS ZIPPER. 82 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,830 [BUZZING] 83 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:24,577 - AAAAAAHHHH! - AAAAAAHHHH! 84 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:28,077 - AAAHHHHHH! 85 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:28,997 - UH-OH. 86 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:31,213 [KIDS SCREAMING] 87 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:40,375 ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I GOTTA FIND GRIM. 88 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:42,288 [PANTING] 89 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:52,042 AUGH, HEY, WHERE'S THAT ZIPPER PIECE? 90 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,125 I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK FOR IT. 91 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:56,378 I GOTTA FIND GRIM. 92 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,960 - OH, MANDY! 93 00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:02,632 WHERE ARE YOU? 94 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:04,708 [GASPING] 95 00:05:04,792 --> 00:05:06,792 GOSH, MANDY, YOU LOOK HUNGRY. 96 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:08,785 YOU CAN HAVE THIS HALF-EATEN CANDY BAR 97 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:12,125 I'VE BEEN SAVING. 98 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:14,788 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 99 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:20,625 - I'LL NEVER MAKE FUN OF FLIES AGAIN. 100 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:25,168 GRIM, GRIM, HEY, GRIM, GRIM. 101 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:25,880 URGH! 102 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,998 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 103 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:29,673 - HEY, CAUGHT ONE! 104 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,130 NOW, THAT'S SOME SNAZZY FLYPAPER. 105 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,828 - I'M NOT A FLY, BILLY'S DAD. 106 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:38,077 IT'S ME, MANDY. 107 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:40,417 I NEED YOU TO GET GRIM. 108 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:41,380 - I GET IT. 109 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,038 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE TALKING FLIES 110 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,075 THAT TRY TO LOOK LIKE PEOPLE. 111 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:45,957 - I GUESS WE KNOW 112 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:46,922 WHICH SIDE OF THE FAMILY 113 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,460 BILLY GOT HIS BRAINS FROM. 114 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:49,672 - ALL RIGHT, CLASS, 115 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,330 I REALLY HOPE YOU STUDIED FOR OUR TEST TODAY. 116 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:55,077 I EXPECT AN "A" FROM YOU, MANDY. 117 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:57,077 - [BUZZ] 118 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:03,168 - UH, MANDY, ABOUT THIS SPITTING THING. 119 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,290 AWESOME! 120 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:06,535 ACH-PHTOO! 121 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:07,455 I'M WITH YOU. 122 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:10,752 I AIN'T TAKIN' NO STINKIN' TEST! 123 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:12,503 [SLURP] 124 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:16,083 - NO TEST, NO TEST, NO TEST! 125 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,457 - NO TEST, NO TEST. 126 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:20,792 - NO TEST. 127 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:23,285 - CLASS. ORDER, ORDER. 128 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:24,375 - ACH-PHTOO! 129 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:25,288 - NO TEST. 130 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:29,665 - CHILDREN!! BACK TO YOUR SEATS. 131 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,130 AAAHHH! 132 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:33,578 [SCREAMING, CRASHING] 133 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:34,327 - MEOWW. 134 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:35,877 - THAT'S RIGHT, MILKSHAKES. 135 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:38,418 ANARCHY!!! 136 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,213 [SPLASH] 137 00:06:43,292 --> 00:06:45,212 - UH, GRIM. HELP. 138 00:06:45,292 --> 00:06:48,832 - FILTHY BUGS. THEY THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE! 139 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:49,997 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 140 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,583 - I SEEM TO HAVE ZIPPED MY HEAD ONTO A FLY. 141 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:56,627 - HMMM, YOU DO LOOK A LITTLE FLUSHED, MANDY. 142 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,998 AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! 143 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,583 AH, HAROLD, I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 144 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:06,417 - THANKS, GRIM, OLD BUDDY, I OWE YOU ONE. 145 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,880 - CAN I GET A COURTESY FLUSH HERE? 146 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:13,038 THE ZIPPER BROKE, AND I LOST THE HANDLE IN A DUMPSTER AT SCHOOL. 147 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:15,665 - THIS IS ALL JUST A COMMON WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, 148 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,040 MANDY. 149 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:19,665 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET THE PIECES OF THE ZIPPER BACK 150 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,420 AND FIND YOUR BODY. 151 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:26,710 THOUGH, I MUST SAY, THIS IS A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. 152 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:34,083 - WOW, MANDY, I KNEW YOU WERE DIFFERENT, 153 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:36,957 BUT NOW YOU'RE HARD CORE. 154 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:37,922 AAAHHH! 155 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,210 - HEY, SPERG, WHAT'S GOING ON? 156 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,212 - SHUT UP, NERD. 157 00:07:41,292 --> 00:07:44,922 I THINK SHE JUST NAMED ME SECOND IN COMMAND. 158 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:49,670 [KIDS CHATTERING AT ONCE] 159 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:50,540 - [BUZZ] 160 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:53,665 - I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HER. 161 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:57,630 - I'LL BE HER OFFICIAL INTERPRETATOR. 162 00:08:01,042 --> 00:08:02,332 - [BUZZ] 163 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:04,787 - AHEM, SHE'S TRYING TO TELL US TO GET BACK TO NATURE, 164 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,995 TO NOT BE AFRAID TO GET ALL DIRTY AND GROSS, 165 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:09,633 TO GET BACK TO OUR ROOTS 166 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:13,328 AS GRUBBY, FILTHY LITTLE CHILDRENS. 167 00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:14,917 - [BUZZ] 168 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,790 - AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM FOR ALL! 169 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:20,785 LET'S GO! 170 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,745 [SCREAMING] 171 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:27,213 - HEY, BRING ME BACK A CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRL. 172 00:08:27,042 --> 00:08:31,172 - GREAT, THE ZIPPER HANDLE WAS IN THAT DUMPSTER. 173 00:08:34,542 --> 00:08:36,922 WELL, GRIM, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 174 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,080 GET IN HERE AND DIG. 175 00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:39,077 - NO WAY. 176 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:41,997 I SAID I'D HELP, NOT WALLOW IN FILTH. 177 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:43,793 - GRIMMMM! 178 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:46,165 - ALL RIGHT. 179 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,580 - GRIM, USE YOUR SCYTHE TO CLEAN SOME OF THIS TRASH AWAY. 180 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,747 - I'M THE GRIM REAPER, NOT A JANITOR. 181 00:08:56,833 --> 00:09:00,173 I'M AFRAID WE'LL NEVER FIND THAT PIECE OF ZIPPER NOW. 182 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,290 AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 183 00:09:17,042 --> 00:09:18,332 - YOU SHOULD TRY THE BANANA PEELS 184 00:09:18,417 --> 00:09:22,037 SOAKED IN COFFEE GROUNDS AND WEEK-OLD HAMBURGER, GRIM. 185 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:26,002 IT'S REALLY NOT HALF BAD. 186 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:27,713 - OHH! 187 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,080 - [BURP] 188 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:33,577 - QUICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE 189 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:35,877 BEFORE I THROW UP FROM HAVING TO WATCH YOU 190 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:37,878 EAT MORE TRASH. 191 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:41,128 [BANGING] 192 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:45,418 - AS YOU ALL KNOW, MINDY IS OUR CLASS PRESIDENT. 193 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:49,130 - YEAH, BUT SINCE SHE DOESN'T TALK MUCH ANYMORE, 194 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,628 WE DON'T NEED HER. 195 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:51,458 [CRASH] 196 00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:52,752 - SEE YA, MINDY. 197 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:55,383 - THIS SCHOOL IS UNDER NEW LEADERSHIP. 198 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:59,378 BEHOLD OUR NEW CLASS PRESIDENT! 199 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:01,078 MANDY!! 200 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,207 [CHEERING] 201 00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:05,082 IF ANYONE OBJECTS TO THIS REGIME CHANGE, 202 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:08,997 SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD THY TONGUE! 203 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:12,463 - UH, MANDY LOOKS KIND OF FUNNY. 204 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,002 ESPECIALLY--AACH! 205 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,003 I LOVE MANDY! 206 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:20,083 - WE WILL NOW ACCEPT OFFERINGS OF MONEY AND/OR CANDY! 207 00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:23,957 - NOT SO FAST. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 208 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:26,462 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 209 00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:34,832 - PERFECT. 210 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,455 - I'M GONE FOR A SPLIT SECOND, 211 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:42,462 AND YOU TURN INTO A BUNCH OF DEGENERATE SAVAGES. 212 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,752 YOU, STRAIGHTEN YOUR UNIFORM. 213 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,173 DROP AND GIVE ME 20. 214 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,580 BILLY, SPIT SHINE MY SHOES. 215 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,207 - YOU BETCHA, MANDY! PHTOO! 216 00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:52,172 - AS FOR YOU, MINDY. 217 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:55,080 I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 218 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:57,627 - [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 219 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:05,327 - HERE, BONEHEAD, 20 BUCKS. 220 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:06,457 THAT'S FOR KEEPING QUIET 221 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:10,082 ABOUT ME EATING 15 METRIC TONS OF GARBAGE. 222 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,787 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! EXCELLENT. 223 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:17,375 I GET 20 BIG ONES, AND EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL. 224 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,210 - [YAPPING] 225 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:42,208 - TAKE THAT, BLACK BART. 226 00:11:42,292 --> 00:11:44,502 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 227 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,583 - [YELPING] 228 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,997 - BLACK BART? 229 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:53,997 - AAAHH! 230 00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:59,043 WATER UP MY NOSE! WATER UP MY NOSE! 231 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:02,955 - HA HA, WHAT A DWEEB. 232 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,750 - TA DAAAA! 233 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,043 - HEY, THAT'S MY MASK. 234 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:16,075 - HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 235 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:20,133 AND NOW, WATCH ME DIVE INTO THIS ITTY BITTY POOL 236 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:23,498 FROM ATOP THE BIG OLD TREE. 237 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,503 - YOU BETTER NOT, BILLY. YOU MIGHT BREAK YOUR NECK. 238 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:29,043 - GO FOR IT, BILLY. 239 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:40,127 - I WILL NOW PERFORM A PERFECT SWAN DIVEY. 240 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,418 - GO AHEAD, YOU LITTLE TWERP. 241 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,790 MAKE MY DAY! 242 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,495 AH HA HA HA HA HA... 243 00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,918 HUH? 244 00:12:54,000 --> 00:13:00,500 EH, HEH HEH, PROBABLY NOTHING. 245 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,173 - CANNONBALL!! 246 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,040 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 247 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,503 SO, HOW DID I LOOK? 248 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:14,003 HEY, THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL POOL. 249 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:16,753 IT'S ALL SWAMPY AND CREEPY, 250 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,793 AND SOME WEIRDO'S PLAYING A BANJO. 251 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,415 [PLAYING CHORDS] 252 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,330 I THINK I'LL JUST GO BACK THE WAY I CAME. 253 00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:27,327 TA DA! I'M BACK! 254 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,377 HEY, MANDY, HEY, GRIM, NICE DIVE, HUH? 255 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,708 - RIBBIT. 256 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,710 [SNIFFING] 257 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,002 - I SMELL PIE. 258 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,083 - AIN'T HAD NARY A NIBBLE THE WHOLE DANG DAY. 259 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:47,577 IT COULD BE I'M USING INFERIOR BAIT. 260 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 - AAAHHHH! 261 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,173 - PIE!! 262 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,170 - GRRRRRR. 263 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,170 - WHAT'S OUT THERE, TIN CAN? 264 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,580 PHTOOEY. 265 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:59,207 I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, VARMINT, AND I'M GONNA GET YA! 266 00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:02,542 - I'M NOT A VARMINT! I MEAN, RIBBIT, RIBBIT. 267 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:05,535 - HEAR THAT TIN CAN? FLUSH HIM OUT, BOY. 268 00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:07,705 [DOG HOWLING] 269 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:10,582 - EEE, I'M OUT OF HERE. 270 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:20,043 THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE AN OPENING HERE SOMEWHERE. 271 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,668 PIE! 272 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,043 [REEL WHIRRING] 273 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,955 - GOTCHA! HA HA HA HA HA! 274 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:36,997 WELL, DOG MY CATS. WHAT KIND OF A CRITTER IS THIS? 275 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:41,213 - EEGH, I'M BILLY. DO YOU HAVE PIE? 276 00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:42,632 - I'M GRANNY APPLECHEEKS. 277 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,328 I MAKE THE BEST DANG PIE IN 5 COUNTIES. 278 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,577 MAN, I'VE PUT EVERYTHING INTO A PIE AT ONE TIME 279 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,627 OR ANOTHER. 280 00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,788 FRUITS, BERRIES, BIRDS, FISH, CRITTERS. 281 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:56,165 BUT I AIN'T NEVER MADE NO BILLY PIE AFORE. 282 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:56,880 HA HA! 283 00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:57,998 - AAAHHH! 284 00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,833 HEY, DON'T WE NEED TO FATTEN ME UP, FIRST? 285 00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:03,327 - WHY, SURE. THAT'S PLUMB GOOD THINKING. 286 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:08,207 HOW 'BOUT WE START WITH A NICE PIECE OF RHUBARB PIE A LA MODE? 287 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:11,002 OR MAYBE YOU'D PREFER COCONUT CREAM. 288 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,383 - WITH PICKLES? 289 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,668 - SURE. WHAT THE HECK? 290 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:15,630 - SUH-WEEET! 291 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,458 - THAT'S ONLY 10 INCHES OF WATER. 292 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,002 - HE DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE COME UP BY NOW. 293 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,083 - YOU THINK? 294 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,207 - I DON'T SEE HIM. 295 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,832 UH-OH. 296 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,207 NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY. 297 00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:32,422 A COSMIC SINKHOLE THAT CAN SUCK YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT 298 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,630 ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. 299 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,418 OR ANY OTHER WORLD, FOR THAT MATTER. 300 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,540 IT MUST HAVE OPENED UP 301 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,205 WHEN THAT SUNBEAM REFLECTED OFF ME SCYTHE. 302 00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,792 BAD LUCK FOR BILLY. 303 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:41,995 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 304 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,633 - I MEAN, BILLY COULD BE LOST FOR A LONG TIME, 305 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,168 HOPPING FROM PUDDLE TO PUDDLE, 306 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,130 TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY BACK HOME. 307 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,378 AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU, NEITHER. 308 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:53,168 HE COULD BE RIGHT NEXT DOOR IN THE NEIGHBOR'S TOILET. 309 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,630 OR A KOI POND IN KYOTO. 310 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:58,038 HE'S A GONE GOPHER, AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. 311 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,325 - HE CAN'T BE A GONE GOPHER. 312 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:03,167 HE'S MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO AFTER HIM. 313 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:08,080 - MAYBE YOU'RE NOT DIGGIN' THE STRONG VIBE I'VE BEEN PUTTIN' OUT THERE. 314 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,707 - JUST JUMP IN THE POOL. 315 00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:11,082 - I'M TELLIN' YOU, MANDY, 316 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,417 WHEREVER IT GOES, IT CAN'T BE GOOD. 317 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:16,957 HEEEE-YAAAHAA! 318 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:20,082 - AND DON'T PUNCTURE THE POOL ON YOUR WAY IN. 319 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,417 - RIGHT. 320 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:30,627 - HOLY CRUD, THIS POOL MUST BE MAGIC. 321 00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,168 AH HA! HEY! 322 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:40,042 [BANJO PLAYING] 323 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:40,995 - [BURP] 324 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,043 - WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED. BILLY PIE. 325 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:48,125 NOTHIN' TO IT. AND I GOT ALL THE FIXINGS. 326 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:52,078 - I LIKE PIE. HEE HEE HEE HEE! 327 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:54,377 - [SNIFFING] 328 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,668 I SMELL SOMETHING COOKIN'. 329 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,380 - SMELLS LIKE PIE. 330 00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,628 - YUM. 331 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:09,082 - YOU SIT RIGHT THERE WHILE I CHECK ON THEM PIES. 332 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,077 - I LIKE PIE. 333 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,207 PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! 334 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,212 [GASPING] 335 00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,422 - BILLY, ARE YOU IN THERE? 336 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,670 - PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! 337 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,500 I LIKE PIE, I LIKE PIE, I LIKE PIE, I LIKE PIE, 338 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,133 P-P-P-P-P-PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! 339 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,248 - THAT'S BILLY, ALL RIGHT. 340 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:24,583 HE'S ABOUT TO BE BAKED IN A PIE BY AN EVIL OLD WITCH. 341 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:28,127 WHY DON'T WE COME BACK IN ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF? 342 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,128 OWW! 343 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:32,418 - NOW, LET'S GET BILLY OUT OF THERE. 344 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,420 - GRRRRRR. 345 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,170 - WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES? 346 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,130 HEY! 347 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,828 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE FAST. 348 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,997 - I LIKE PIE! 349 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,920 - OK, JOIN HANDS AND JUMP IN. 350 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,580 I SAID JOIN HANDS. 351 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,207 - I'LL GET YOU, YOU VARMINTS! 352 00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:53,132 YOU CAN'T GO NOW! 353 00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:02,293 WHAT IN SAM HILL? I CAUGHT HIS DRAWERS. 354 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,500 - MANDY!!! 355 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:10,833 OHHHH, WISHES DO COME TRUE. 356 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,077 - GRIMMMM! 357 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:15,457 - DOES THIS MEAN YOU WON'T SCRUB MY BACK? 358 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:16,632 MANDY? 359 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:20,878 - GET READY, FREDDY, I THINK I SEE SOMETHING. 360 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:24,078 HERE IT COMES. HERE IT COMES. 361 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,537 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! 362 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,285 - FREDDY, LOOK! 363 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,875 - TA DAAAA! 364 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,418 - WE GOT A LIVE ONE! 365 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,960 GET YOUR NET READY, FREDDY. DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY. 366 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:33,882 - WHAT? 367 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,038 - I SAID DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY. 368 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,075 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 369 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,457 - DON'T MESS THIS UP, YOU NINCOMPOOP. 370 00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:42,082 - HOW COULD YOU POOP AT A TIME LIKE THIS? 371 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,827 - I DIDN'T SAY POOP! 372 00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:47,707 NOW YOU'VE GONE AND MADE ME FORGET WHAT I WAS SAYING. 373 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,632 - LIGHTEN UP, LOUIE, WE GOT HIM. 374 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:51,958 - WHAT IS IT? 375 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:53,212 - [SQUEAK] 376 00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:56,082 - IT'S A WEINER DOG. 377 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,037 - SCORE! - SCORE! 378 00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,665 - WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS. 379 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,040 - I LIKE PIE. 380 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:08,205 - OH, MAGIC POOL, TAKE ME AWAY TO A LAND WHERE COOLNESS REINS. 381 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,633 STUPID MAGIC POOL. 382 00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:15,128 I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR COSMIC SINKHOLE. 383 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:16,538 [FARTING] 384 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,165 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 385 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,170 HEY, THAT'S NOT ME. 386 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,920 AH! SOMETHING'S COMING UP. 387 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,040 - GRIMMMM! 388 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,575 - WHOO-HOO! WE MADE IT! 389 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,577 IT GOT A LITTLE DICEY THERE, I DON'T MIND SAYING, BUT-- 390 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,957 - WHERE THE HECK IS BILLY? 391 00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:36,212 - WELL, NOW, I TOLD YOU TO HOLD HANDS BEFORE YOU JUMP, 392 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,082 BUT WOULD YOU LISTEN? 393 00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,632 - IT'S A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE. 394 00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,328 IT'S BILLY. HE'S RUNNING WITH WIENERS. 395 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,497 - YOU MEAN IRWIN AND PUD'N? 396 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:51,133 - I MEAN WEINER DOGS. LET'S GO TO THE RACES. 397 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,418 FOLLOW THAT BOTTLE. 398 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,210 [CLANG] 399 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,170 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 400 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,920 I THINK WE'RE GOING TO NEED A PLAN. 401 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,210 - ONE MILLION SMACKEROOS FOR THE WINNER OF THIS RACE. 402 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,962 BUT WHAT WEINER WILL WASSLE AWAY THE TITLE 403 00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:13,422 FROM THAT DASHING DACHSHUND? 404 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,670 WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF IT, DAN? 405 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:18,040 - HA HA HA HA! YOU SAID WASSLE. 406 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,035 - DID NOT. 407 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,785 - DID SO--GOOD GOSH! 408 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:25,745 YOUR NOSE! OHHHH! I'M GONNA PUKE! 409 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,833 - WELL, I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOW 410 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,537 TILL THEY CROSS THE FINISH LINE, FOLKS. 411 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,205 - I LOVE A GOOD RACE. 412 00:20:31,042 --> 00:20:33,212 - WE'RE LOOKING FOR BILLY. 413 00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:35,042 - HEY, MANDY. HI, GRIM. 414 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:35,955 - BILLY? 415 00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:38,172 [CROWD CHEERING] 416 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:43,167 [BELL RINGING] 417 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,460 - AND THEY'RE OFF! 418 00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,042 ROOSTER TAKES THE EARLY LEAD 419 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,825 WITH MAMA'S LITTLE MAN ON HIS SHOULDER. 420 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,997 AND HERE COMES BILLY THE WONDER WIENER 421 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,463 MAKING HIS MOVE AROUND THE OUTSIDE. 422 00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,922 - RUN, YOU LITTLE WIENER! 423 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,080 MAKE US RICH! 424 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,287 - GO, BILLY, GO! 425 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,293 - [SNIFFING] 426 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,075 PIE! 427 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,075 - WELL DONE, MANDY. 428 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,627 YOUR PLAN IS WORKING LIKE A CHARM. 429 00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,708 - WHAT PLAN? WE NEVER MADE A PLAN. 430 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,502 - AND THE FLYING PIE HAS TAKEN THE LEAD. 431 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,333 HERE COMES LIGHTNING. 432 00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:23,707 LIGHTNING TAKES THE PIE. 433 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:26,002 BILLY IS A LENGTH BEHIND THE HALF-LINK. 434 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:29,583 AND THE PACK OF WIENERS ARE RIGHT BEHIND. 435 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,327 - IS THAT THE RIGHT CRATER? 436 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,957 - THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME. 437 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,540 - GOTCHA, YOU VARMINTS. 438 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:40,995 NOW I CAN MAKE THAT BILLY PIE I'VE BEEN HANKERING FOR. 439 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,003 AND-- 440 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,173 - [ROAR] 441 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:46,040 - THERE'S MY TRUNKS. 442 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,543 HEY, GRIM, I BROUGHT PIE. 443 00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,542 - I KNEW YOU'D BE BACK. 444 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:03,922 GOSH. 445 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,080 AAAAAHHHH! 446 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:08,127 WIENERS. 447 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,173 - AAAAAHHH! 448 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:19,418 - ARF ARF ARF! 449 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,040 - I'LL GET YOU, YOU VARMINTS! 450 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,380 - I JUST DON'T GET 451 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,458 AMERICAN CARTOONS. 452 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:31,082 THEY ARE SO WEIRD. 453 00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,577 - DID YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 454 00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:34,707 - HA HA HA. HEY, GUYS. 455 00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,752 UH, HA HA, NICE HOT TUB. 456 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,833 SO, HOW'S LIFE BEEN TREATING YOU, MAN? 457 00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:41,207 WHOOPS. HA HA. 458 00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:43,382 DON'T WORRY, MAN, HE'LL BE FINE. 459 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,208 HE'S GOOD FOR ANOTHER 6 WEEKS. 460 00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:46,172 I'LL JUST BE GOING NOW. 461 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,540 SAYONARA. 462 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,575 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 463 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:56,748 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--