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Okay, everybody, here's how this scene
goes.

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Number five, step forward, say your
line.

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Give me your wallet or I'll cut off your
finger.

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Okay, then you step back. Number three,
let's hear it.

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Give me your wallet. Okay, then you step
back.

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I'll cut off your finger.

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Okay,

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good rehearsal.

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We're filming this scene on Thursday.

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But today we're going to do the one
where the death sergeant goes postal and

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starts spraying bullets.

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So, stop by props, pick up your chicken
blood.

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Jerry.

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In the script, I have the part about the
thing.

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We made a change.

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Since the witness doesn't think it's
you, we don't have to hear the whole

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How does he know it's not me?

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It was dark. I have no alibi. Go ahead.

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Ask me where I was last night. I can't
tell you.

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Sybil. Come on, Jerry. You know me. I
don't ask for much.

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Just give me the finger.

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Sorry.

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Did you see that, Marianne? He pulled my
finger.

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You don't need it.

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You say more with what you don't say
than any actress can say with what they

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say. You're right.

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No, you're not.

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I can't believe I bought that.

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I know, I... been listening to me.
That's so unlike you. Did you skip

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Hurry up. We got to go to props.
Yesterday I was late and the chicken

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gave me was starting to clot.

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Loving one who loves you and then taking
that bath.

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Nice work if you can get it.

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crappy role.

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And what really sucks is the older I
get, the fewer crappy roles there are.

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Sybil, it bothers me to see you so
depressed.

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I'm not depressed.

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Yes, you are.

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I am not. You know the drill.

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I complain, and you pretend to listen
while you're silently judging my outfit.

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The system works. Don't change it now.

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Nah, you need to pick me up.

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Something fun.

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A surprise.

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No, I don't. If you do, stop arguing
with me.

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You're depressed.

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Your career is in the toilet.

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Anyway, at times like these, you need to
have your family around.

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Who are you looking for?

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Is Rachel going to make a surprise
visit? No.

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My mother?

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No. I'm sick of playing this game. Tell
me right now or I'm calling your mother

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and inviting her to make you a surprise
visit. It's your father. Now, for God's

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sake, put that down. It's not a toy.

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I knew it.

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He doesn't show up for Christmas.

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So he's just going to waltz in here two
months late and expect everything to be

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better. Typical.

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I can't wait to see him either.

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Marianne, I know how much you love my
father.

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But you also know he promised to be here
Christmas.

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I made him his favorite cake.

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I even bought him a new mattress.

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And he has the gall to ask me to get him
tickets to Wheel of Fortune.

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He knows that burns my butt.

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I was supposed to be Vanna White.

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I was great in that audition.

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Okay, so I called the contestant a
moron.

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But the puzzle already said, at, on a
hot tin roof.

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And the idiot buys an E.

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What is that?

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Eat, on a hot tin roof.

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He was the one who should have been
escorted off the lot, not me.

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Who was I mad at when I started this?

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The bull.

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Your father's making a special trip just
to see you.

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I know.

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But, Mary Ann, this is just like when
Daddy missed my first dance recital.

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And then he buys me a pair of roller
skates to make up for it.

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They were really cool.

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They had these little pink tassels.

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Okay, so it worked. I was only nine.

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All right, now, here he is. Now, come
on.

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Remember what you love about him.

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He's charming.

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He's a great dancer.

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He believes you have a successful
career.

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As do we all.

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And he's the only father you got.

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All right, let's get this over with.

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Hi, baby.

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I'm so sorry about Christmas.

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With pink tassels.

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No, Daddy!

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How about a little pudding head?

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We've still got it, darling.

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It's a word I sound with cake.

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And martinis.

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I love it when you read my mind.

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Ah, that sure was some fine piano
playing, Red.

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Of course, you do recall who introduced
you to the Joy music.

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Oh, I sure do.

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I remember the very first song you ever
taught me to play. Oh, really? What was

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that?

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There was a goat on Strawberry Lane. His
horns were made of grass.

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

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You know, A .J., that always makes me
tear up.

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Just like it did when she was six years
old. She sang at my boss's daughter's

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wedding.

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No.

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Speaking of weddings. Don't go there.

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Oh, come on.

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You and Sybil were so good together, and
you're still friends.

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See, I said don't go there, and you went
there, and now here we are there.

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Why don't you give it another shot?

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You know, marriage is like gumbo.

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When you heat it up the next day, it's
always better.

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Yeah? Then how come you and Sybil's mom
never reheated your gumbo?

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Well, we were too young. We weren't
ready.

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And, you know, if we had known each
other better, we might have never gotten

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married.

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Now, that doesn't mean I didn't love you
anymore.

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Still do, I guess.

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But you and Sybil were different.

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Yeah. Sybil never tried to run me over
with a tractor.

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Ira, don't make me and Virginia sound
like a couple of feuding, squirrel

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rednecks in front of our granddaughter.

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With an Oldsmobile torn out of coupe.

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Time for cake.

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Is that my all -time favorite?

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Snickers bar cake?

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You betcha, sweet Bippy.

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And I even made it with the wrappers in,
just how you like it.

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Oh, boy, oh, boy. I can't remember the
last time I had one of these.

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Bad move, granddaddy. She made you one
for Christmas, and you didn't come.

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She was so upset, you could barely
finish it.

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Oh.

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Well, thanks for the tip, Red.

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I know just how to handle this.

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Hey, honey, I saw that cruise ship
commercial you did.

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You were pretty good.

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Excuse me, pretty good.

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People in the mall stopped her and told
her she actually made them seasick.

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Hey, I get queasy just thinking about
it.

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Don't quit it.

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Nothing's ever going to top that first
commercial you did, remember?

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For my car dealership? Here we go.

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Oh, Daddy, nobody wants to see that
anymore.

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Ready?

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Come on, do it!

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I'm A .J. Sheridan, and I got to sell
you a new car, and you know why.

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Daddy, I want a new bike.

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You hear that? My little girl wants a
new bike.

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I want a pony, too.

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Are you listening, folks?

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What's a daddy to do?

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So come on down to A .J. Sheridan Motors
and make the deal of a lifetime,

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because... Daddy, I want a swimming
pool. I got to sell you a car.

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I'm gonna get the coffee. Sybil was the
best seven -year -old brat in all of

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Tennessee. Yeah, and I was seven for
eight years.

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And then you up and quit on me. Well,
Daddy, it's pretty hard pleading for a

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pony when you're sporting a deco. Oh,
Daddy.

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Yeah, I, uh... I ran into your mom last
week down at the Piggly Wiggly.

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Oh, yeah? She says hi.

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She told me. And what were you doing
buying five pounds of bacon?

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Oh, man, that woman don't miss a thing.

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I'll tell you what.

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When you give up bacon, I'll give up
bacon.

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I guess it's not so bad. I mean, pigs
live a long time, and they're made of

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bacon.

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You know, it means a lot that you came
out special just to see me.

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Well, now, pumpkin, I... Don't do that.

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Whenever you call me pumpkin, it's
because you're just about to tell me

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something I don't want to hear.

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Pumpkin is a bad news vegetable.

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Well, now, they have this little auto
show in town. Oh, I should have known it

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the minute you walked in the front door.

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You had that new car smell all over you.

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I wish just once you'd come out to see
me.

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Just to see me.

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I'm sorry, sweetie, but I'll make it up
to you.

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That's okay. Forget it. Guess who was on
the plane with me?

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You know that Cherie Dune from the Good
Morning Memphis?

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah, yeah. She's in town doing a series
of specials on Memphis Goes to

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Hollywood. Really?

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I should be on that show. I'm from
Memphis.

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I mentioned Nelson, my high school drama
teacher. Remember, he didn't think I

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could make it as an actor. He could
watch it and feel like the big loser he

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You already arranged for me to be on it,
didn't you?

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She'll be coming by with a camera crew
to see how a movie star lives.

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Oh, that's better than a room full of
roller skates. Daddy, thank you!

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She'll be here tomorrow morning at 8?

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Tomorrow.

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I have to be a famous movie star by
tomorrow?

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That only gives me tonight to steal an
Oscar.

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And now, live from Hollywood, here's
Cherie Dune.

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Good morning, Memphis.

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I'm Cherie Dune, and I'm at the palatial
estate of hometown girl turned

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glamorous Hollywood movie star, Sybil
Sheridan.

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Come with me, won't you?

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Cherie Dunay from Good Morning Memphis.

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I thought you were George Clooney coming
to retrieve his pants.

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I think my wife just doesn't move in
with Sybil. Of course, then she'd have

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get her cue back from Harrison Ford.

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Sorry, I'm babbling. Hi, I'm Marianne
Thorpe, best friend of glamorous

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star Sybil Sheridan. Won't you come in?

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Thank you.

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Please. forgive the mess. We weren't
expecting company. We just got in

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ago from a wild all -night party at the
Beatys.

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Did you hear that, Memphis? They've been
partying down with Ned Beaty.

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Champagne.

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Before lunch?

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How decadent.

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How Hollywood.

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And who is this? Ira Woodbine. Big
Hollywood writer. Ira Sybil's ex

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Her second.

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So, why'd she unload you?

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Coke habit? Did you steal from her?

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Are you a sexaholic?

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I pick sexaholic.

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And this is Sybil's beautiful and
talented daughter Zoe.

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Now you are actually living the lonely
latchkey life of the pampered yet

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neglected Hollywood child.

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What's that like?

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You said I wasn't going to have to
speak.

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She's terribly shy around the press.

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Why?

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Did you just get out of rehab?

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If I say yes, will you go away?

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Sure, sure. Give me a chance to catch up
on the really important news from back

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home, like, does Mr. Nelson still teach
drama at East High, and does he have a

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TV?

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So, where do you want us to set up for
the interview?

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Why not in the den? It's right through
there, just off the kitchen.

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Come on, Ann.

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We can peek in her fridge and see what
she eats.

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How's it going?

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Wonderfully. Yes, I'm fresh out of
rehab.

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And I'm the designated sexaholic.

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What? Marianne, you can't tell lies like
that on TV.

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And you're shacking up with both George
Clooney and Harrison Ford.

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Love that.

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So, do you miss Memphis?

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Oh, yes.

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Whenever I go home to see my mother, I
always bring back some of that good

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barbecue. But here's a tip, though. Line
your suitcase with cellophane. Because

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those airplane dogs will follow you
right home.

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This is for my own world -famous movie
star.

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Thanks, Daddy.

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Cherie, I believe you know my father, A
.J. Sheridan. Our number one fan.

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Our Sybil has lots of fans, A .J., and
they all want to hear about that time

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were on the love boat.

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Well, I played a mafia princess who
falls in love with gopher.

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And everything's going great until the
FBI agents, Don Rickles and Charo.

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Find out about me, and I have to hide in
the lifeboat with a chimpanzee.

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Did you know that my daughter was in
rehab?

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Let me tell you about my Sybil.

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She's a hell of an actress, and she's
always been.

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Oh, thank you, Daddy. Ever since she
started to do those commercials with me

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A .J. Sheridan Motors, home of the
sweetest deals in town.

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Ain't that right, sugar?

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That's my daddy, always a salesman.

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So, Sybil, isn't it true that you were
going to be one of the original

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Angels? Well, actually, I was offered
the Farrah Fawcett role, but I turned it

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down to do a major motion picture
starring... Abba.

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Speaking of angels, Sherry, I got a
heaven -sent deal for your viewers.

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Daddy... Oh, hold on, honey.

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Now come on in to A .J. Sheridan Motors
and mention Sybil's name, and I'll make

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the first payment on your new pickup or
RV.

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Daddy. And the first 50 people to take a
test drive will receive a fun I -gotta

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-sell -you -a -car T -shirt.

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Cherie, can we cut for a second? I need
a break.

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No problem.

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Come on, Daddy, you need a break, too.

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Isn't this exciting, Sybil?

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Here we are together again on TV, just
like old times.

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I can't believe you.

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What?

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I thought you were doing something
special for me and you set this whole

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up just to sell cars.

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Oh, pumpkin, don't be that way. You
never did this, Daddy.

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I mean, you've made promises you haven't
kept and you've let me down, but you

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never used me.

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I'm sorry you feel that way, darling.
I'm sorry, too.

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I'm sorry I let my guard down.

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I'm sorry I let you disappoint me.

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Next time you come to town, don't even
bother to call me.

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I mean...

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Call me here.

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Because probably I'll be over at George
Clooney's.

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I'm so glad you could come today.

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Turn the camera off now, Eb.

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I mean it.

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Don't make me hurt you.

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You do realize your father used me as
well. I mean, I'm the one who set up

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little surprise visit.

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Well, that's it. I'm done with him.

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Marianne, you're still allowed to like
him. Oh, thank God, because I'm a gal

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who's got a tango.

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I'm sorry, darling, but it could be
worse.

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You could have my father, half man, half
bark -a -longer.

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I even got out of it to take a shower.

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Every Tuesday, my mother just sprayed
him with seltzer.

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Yes, but at least your father is...
Okay, you win.

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Places for the lineup scene, please.

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Okay, here we go. I have to remember,
there are no small parts. There are

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just... Well, this is pretty damn small.

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Okay, let's try one.

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Roll cameras.

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And... action.

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Give me your wallet, or I'll cut off
your finger.

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Give me your wallet.

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Cut off your finger.

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And cut.

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Okay. Take five, then we'll do it again.

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Marianne, did you see that? Yes, dear.

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Did you see that?

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Ah.

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So that's why I got the finger.

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It also explains why this whole place
smells like a fully loaded Buick

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Marianne.

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You look like a...

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A tall glass of lemonade on a hot August
day.

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I'd like to just stand here and drink
you in.

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Really, A .J.? Really, A .J.? I'll see
you at home.

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That, uh... That director fellow, he's a
good egg.

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I told him, you know, you're too
talented to be wasted on a half a line,

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agreed. Oh, by the way, you know that
fine bottle of 20 -year -old bourbon I

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brought?

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Um... You might want to...

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Bring that in tomorrow and... Come on,
Dumplin'. My business has been slow

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lately and I needed the publicity.

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I'm sorry, honey.

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Saying you're sorry doesn't make any
difference, Dad, if you keep on doing

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you're saying you're sorry for.

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Well, I'll try to do things different.

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No, you won't. You're just going to keep
on doing the same old stuff.

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I'm the one who's got to change.

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I've just got to try and not let myself
care so much about it.

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Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go
tell that director he can take his

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finger back.

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Like hell I will.

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Ira?

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What's wrong?

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Sybil, sit down.

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Is Rachel okay?

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Rachel's fine. Kevin and the kids are
all fine.

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My mother.

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Sybil.

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It was a heart attack.

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Oh, no.

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Darling, I'm so sorry.

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I gotta go home. I think there's a 5 .15
flight. We've arranged everything.

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I need to go pack. I already did that.
Dad's gonna take us to the airport.

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Whoever it is, I'll get rid of him.

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I called him.

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I hope you don't mind.

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I was a hell of a woman.