1 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,400 The buildings were casualties of structural damage... 2 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,100 ...tsunami risk in the coastal area... 3 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,100 Your God is underground. 4 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,200 So don't stop praying to him. 5 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:12,200 Nobody will save you. 6 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:15,100 When you die not you will never be able to return. 7 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,400 Your God is underground. 8 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:21,300 So don't stop praying to him. 9 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,500 Nobody will save you. 10 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,600 When you die not you will never be able to return. 11 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:32,600 Latest news! The world is changing opening and it's about to suck you in. 12 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:35,800 There is nothing you can do. 13 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,100 Hypocritical! 14 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,200 Swallowed by the earth and captured. 15 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,800 Convicted, imprisoned, immersed in darkness. 16 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:46,900 Your God is underground. 17 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,800 So don't stop praying to him. 18 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:52,500 Nobody will save you. 19 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,100 When you die not you will never be able to return. 20 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:58,100 Your God is underground. 21 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,700 So don't stop praying to him. 22 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,700 Nobody will save you. 23 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:06,300 When you die not you will never be able to return. 24 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:12,100 Angels flying. Animals on the scaffold. 25 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:17,000 My son asked me if we would have survived. 26 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:20,400 Carbon dioxide for breakfast. Cyanide-flavored cereals. 27 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,900 I'll leave the rest to your imagination. 28 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Imagination will be the last thing you will have left. 29 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:28,600 Get on board, over the intergalactic bridge. 30 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:32,900 To distract you from your grave. To distract you from your grave. 31 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:35,900 We have hope thanks to the magical forest. 32 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:40,600 Created metaphysically, while the streets they split and the legs break. 33 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:43,000 While the streets split and the legs break. 34 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:46,200 Blood mixes with ashes, hell becomes normality. 35 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,000 Welcome to Los Angeles... 36 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,000 Your God is underground. 37 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:53,800 So don't stop praying to him. 38 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,500 Nobody will save you. 39 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,700 When you die not you will never be able to return. 40 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:13,400 I don't understand why always pretend to be asleep. 41 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,700 That is... 42 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:23,400 Ok, I know what you like. 43 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:36,100 You know it? My hands are becoming so big... 44 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:42,400 ...that one day I won't need plus the rope. 45 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,300 Stronger. 46 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:48,300 - Are you afraid of hurting me one day? - No. 47 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,400 No... maybe. 48 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,900 Only sometimes. 49 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,200 I feel it when you're scared. 50 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,100 I love you. 51 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,700 I love you too. 52 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:03,500 - It's your turn. What do you want me to do? - I... 53 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:08,800 Don't worry about me. Turn around and close your eyes. 54 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:16,600 - But why...? - Turn around. Everything is fine. 55 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:19,500 Close your eyes. 56 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:33,300 Close them well. 57 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:37,300 You will see that... 58 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:42,800 The darkness will disappear. 59 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:48,900 Relax... 60 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:56,400 Close your eyes to really see... 61 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:05,700 Everything you always wanted to see. 62 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:14,800 And when you sleep soundly... 63 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:23,400 Dream about me. 64 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:29,100 HI. It's me again. 65 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:33,300 I was wondering how you were. 66 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:40,600 I? Well... everything's great now. 67 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,900 I feel much better. 68 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,800 Except for the butterflies in my stomach. 69 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:57,700 Have I ever told you about my father? 70 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,700 He was a good man. 71 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:13,200 One day after school, my father told me... 72 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:19,800 than my mother's breasts they were about to run out. 73 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:27,100 That night... when he went to sleep... 74 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,800 ...we entered his room. 75 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:42,900 He told me... that I had to hold her, 76 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,100 to eliminate evil. 77 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,900 My mom was so happy. 78 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:58,000 He told me that day I became a real man. 79 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,200 And now that I think about it... 80 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:07,800 ...I understand why he chose to make me do it. 81 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:14,200 He wanted to prove it to her that I was a real man. 82 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:18,800 And I admire him for this. 83 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:26,000 If there is something missing in this world, he is a real man. 84 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:39,800 Here you are again. Start again. 85 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,200 ILLNESS 86 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:37,700 {\an8}Now just sit there. Don't run away again. 87 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,700 {\an8}Be a good girl. 88 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:53,300 {\an8}Children are bad who run away. 89 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:01,300 {\an8}You, on the other hand, are good. 90 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:30,900 {\an8}Don't be afraid, little one. Mom is coming. 91 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,500 {\an8}God... 92 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:22,300 {\an8}Give me health and strength. 93 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:29,600 {\an8}Space is shrinking. 94 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,100 {\an8}The walls are closing in. 95 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:40,500 {\an8}and my options are dwindling. 96 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,400 {\an8}My little girl is trapped behind the concrete. 97 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,700 {\an8}I have to get to her. 98 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,200 He'll have to eat it to stay alive! 99 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,800 {\an8}I will sacrifice my little girl. 100 00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:01,100 Silence! 101 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:09,500 All your answers are in the hole. 102 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:16,600 {\an8}But the hole is a portal to hell where the beast awaits me. 103 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:22,300 Your little one is trapped in the hole. 104 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,100 {\an8}My little one! 105 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:36,600 Feel how he cries... He wants to be with his mom. 106 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,300 Hurry. 107 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:48,700 You have to reach her... before the beast does. 108 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:58,300 Go to your little girl. 109 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,900 {\an8}Don't be afraid, little one. Mom is coming. 110 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:19,100 Be careful not to fall. 111 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:23,000 The hole is very deep. 112 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,900 Your legs would end up in pieces. 113 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:52,300 “You stuck parts of your brother in the wedding cake? 114 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,300 To win 600 nights free in a motel?" 115 00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:00,800 I would like to interject to put doubt your existence. 116 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:04,800 Yes, it seems reasonable to me. 117 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:15,500 You can choose to resurrect that child, 118 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,200 or alternatively drink this spit cup, 119 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:22,200 kindly donated by a local farmers' association. 120 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:35,700 What's your name, nigga!? 121 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,600 Hello, my friends. My name is Dr. Albert Clinton. 122 00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:01,100 Do you happen to have problems? with anxiety management, 123 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:06,100 or an unmotivated fear that hinders you from unleashing your full potential? 124 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:14,000 Have you been suffering from it for a long time? Live in a world of fear and regret? 125 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:16,600 Don't be afraid. 126 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:23,100 For a small price, you can visit our "Coat Hanger" clinic. 127 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:29,900 I guarantee you will recover from your fears, with just one visit. 128 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,800 EVEN WITHOUT RESERVATION 129 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:39,500 We'll show you, slut! 130 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,400 Take this. 131 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,700 Piss! 132 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:53,000 - Stop, I don't see anything! - We need to get the TV fixed. 133 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,200 - Turn up the volume... - Get out of the front! 134 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,500 They're about to finish it. 135 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,700 Oh shit... 136 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:09,900 - Tear it to pieces. - Who wants to have their dick skewered? 137 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,900 Holy shit! 138 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:19,800 Thank you. Is it sativa? Or does it indicate?* 140.5 139 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:19,800 {\an8}Species of Marijuana. 140 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,700 I don't like the indication, I want sativa. 141 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:28,000 - This movie disgusts me. - What? Fuck you say, this is art. 142 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:31,800 - Right! - This? This is rubbish. 143 00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:36,700 - Art is rubbish. - B, you have to do something. 144 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,500 You just sit there all the time the day smoking weed. 145 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,800 And shoveling shit on everyone. 146 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,600 Why do you hate me so much? 147 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:59,100 - This... is really rubbish. - Then you didn't see your face. 148 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,400 I'm sorry, but it is. 149 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,000 Your mustache and your way I'm rubbish at rapping. 150 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:07,600 - Do you like to joke? - The only joke is your face. 151 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:12,000 Are you 40 years old? You wouldn't see shit not even from afar. 152 00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:16,500 - Not even the reflection. - Seriously? 40? 153 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,100 - Minimum 40. - Thank you! I thought we were friends... 154 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,500 - You have no friends. - Not anymore. 155 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:28,100 - I'm your friend. - Maybe because you killed them all. 156 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,500 You even killed Muffy. 157 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:38,200 We didn't kill them, B. We just sent them somewhere else. 158 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:41,300 - Exact. - Did you make them disappear? 159 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:47,300 - I don't... Okay, we did it. - But now they have a job! 160 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:50,700 - Yes, exactly. - They all have jobs. 161 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:54,300 They are farmers. Farmers for life. 162 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:58,900 So are they still alive? Are my parents alive? 163 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:04,000 - Can I see them? - Now he also wants to meet them. 164 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,300 - Hate! - Mom? 165 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,000 You have the same face! 166 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:16,800 We didn't go to heaven. We need money. 167 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:21,100 - You need a toothbrush, mom! - Mom? 168 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:24,700 - Mom? - Please, B... 169 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,500 Let me meet my mother and father. 170 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,500 You can't go back in there. Remember what happened last time. 171 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,800 Your two-dimensional body does not can resist eternity, nigga. 172 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:41,500 I'm not your nigga. You treat me like a slave... 173 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:47,600 What the fuck are you talking about? "Negra" or "slave" is the same thing. 174 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:52,700 - I have to take a shit. - Do you want a shit? Look at yourself in the mirror. 175 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,100 - Holy shit, you have craters on your face. - I wonder what's in there. 176 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,900 - What's in his ass. - Anyway, you're dicks. 177 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,700 Oh yes? Eat my shit! 178 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,700 I missed you, you son of a bitch. 179 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:12,900 What courage... Calling me 40... 180 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,200 ...sieg heil! 181 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,500 Please God... 182 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Fuck. 183 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,900 Oh shit! 184 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,500 - Hey, B. How are you? - Oh my God! 185 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,800 What a scent. Ate soup? 186 00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:16,500 What are you doing here? 187 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,400 You had problems with yours transdimensional friends... 188 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:23,400 - ...so I wanted to know if you were okay. - The restraining order, remember? 189 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:26,200 I know, I just can't to stop thinking about you. 190 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:29,900 Remember when we met last time and we had sex... 191 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:32,700 - Yes, I remember. - You were really drunk. 192 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,900 I, on the other hand, was sober. 193 00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:42,400 I was above you... you showed no signs of life, 194 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:46,000 like a dead woman... 195 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:52,600 And I was riding you, fucking and banging hard. 196 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,800 You don't remember anything, do you? 197 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,700 You don't remember shit, do you? 198 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,100 I think you've stopped to breathe for a moment. 199 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:12,100 It was like having sex with... 200 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:16,800 It was like having sex with a dead dog. 201 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:21,100 How to fuck a dead dog. 202 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,500 Very exciting. 203 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,100 - Move! - I'm wiping my ass. 204 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:40,100 Anyway, I heard your mix-tape and it's fantastic. You have talent. 205 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,900 - Thank you. - I want to be part of your life! 206 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,300 I played it to some of my friends and they said you'll be a star. 207 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,500 I know, it's cool, right? 208 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:54,900 - We should listen to it together. - Yes? Why don't we see you later? 209 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:57,200 - Promise? Are you coming later? - Yes. 210 00:35:57,100 --> 00:36:00,300 - Safe? - After breastfeeding. Certain. 211 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:05,800 Okay, I'll wait for you then. Okay, see you later. 212 00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:28,400 Got it! 213 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:31,500 You have shit on your face. Clean yourself up, slut! 214 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,800 I hate this fucking movie. 215 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,300 I love this earthquake. The best thing that ever happened. 216 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:53,000 And the best part is that everyone my enemies are dead. 217 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:05,100 - Why did you choose me? - You know me! I didn't do anything! 218 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,500 {\an8}It's not good. 219 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,500 {\an8}This shouldn't be here. 220 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,100 Bitch! 221 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:24,500 Don't touch my stuff. 222.5 222 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,900 {\an8}SOCK 223 00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:35,800 "Sock" is recorded in front a live audience. 224 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,000 {\an8}Created by Steve and David Firth 225 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,200 ...live audience. 226 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:42,500 Get your legs off my legs. 227 00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:48,200 Do you think I want to share them with you? 228 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:52,700 I share them with you. Not you with me, bitch. 229 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,900 Hey, you stupid piece of shit. 230 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,300 ...piece of shit. 231 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:28,000 Have you ever wanted a spiritual connection with a parasite from space? 232 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:27,200 {\an8}Call now! 1-88-RAT-FUCK! $5.99 per min. minimum 18 years 233 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,800 {\an8}Call now! My name is Bullets Spaghetti. 234 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,200 {\an8}I'm here to cut ties with your body and fuck your calcified mind. 235 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:41,000 I'll beat your stupid ass with an anal plug 236 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:46,400 and he will give it to that insect. You'll see... 237 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:55,200 {\an8}Call now! 1-88-RAT-FUCK! $14.49 per min. minimum 17 years 238 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:55,600 Hey, bitch. Do you want to get banged? 239 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,900 Fire! 240 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:10,900 {\an8}Call now! 1-88-RAT-FUCK! $29.93 dollars per min. minimum 19 years 241 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,800 - Hey... - Are you here to have an abortion? 242 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,600 - No, I'm not. - Are you here to "empty yourself"? 243 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,800 - Ninth. That is... - Do you have to "empty yourself"? 244 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:31,800 - No, actually... - You have to "empty yourself". 245 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:36,600 Got some macaroni to unload? 246 00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:38,300 - What? - HID? 247 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,900 - No, listen... - Robaleppi? 248 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,400 I saw the advert and... I have a phobia. 249 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:50,200 - Do you have an appointment? - You also said without reservation... 250 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:53,600 - You have to "download". - Who? I? 251 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:56,700 - Are you here to have an abortion? - What does that mean? 252 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,300 How many are here to have an abortion? 253 00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:06,300 - Dude, you're going to have to wait a long time. - What? Why? 254 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,000 - It takes an hour and a half. - There's no one here. 255 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:13,400 - Do you have to download? - He won't wait an hour and a half. 256 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:17,000 - Do you have to download? - I'm leaving and coming back. 257 00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:29,500 - Ok, I'll wait. All right. - Do you have an appointment? 258 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000 I'm getting angry. 259 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:09,600 Ok, listen... 260 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:14,300 He won't wait an hour and a half. I just can't. 261 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:18,700 I'll go and come back later. Okay? 262 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:22,600 It's a... 263 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,400 And if... 264 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:29,200 Think that... 265 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,300 Can I have a Krabby Pat... 266 00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:36,200 When I can... 267 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,900 Ok, here's what I'll do. 268 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,000 I'll take the form now. He can only... 269 00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:50,100 Ok, just stay still... 270 00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:55,600 Can you take it? Okay, no... 271 00:46:57,100 --> 00:47:00,700 Okay. That's it. 272 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:06,900 How much do I owe her? Do I owe her anything? 273 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:10,300 250... What?! 274 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,400 For what? Leave it alone... 275 00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:23,000 I'll leave them here... Here... 276 00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:28,800 What should I do? 277 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,600 No. 278 00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:34,800 No. Seriously? 279 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,600 Done... 280 00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:02,400 Okay... 281 00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:43,700 Hey... I'm sorry about earlier... It was quite strange. 282 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:50,100 - It does not matter. It doesn't do anything. - Well... 283 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,100 Okay. 284 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:05,600 What the fuck? “Have you ever ejaculated in your mouth, in your anus..." 285 00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:09,700 "Or blocked the flow to come inside you?" 286 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:15,200 "Your fears make you gayer or less straight?..." What questions are they? 287 00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:26,800 I'm sorry, but fears pay off or more gay or less straight. 288 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:32,300 I don't even know how answer that question. 289 00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:35,000 How did you respond? 290 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:38,100 I don't have that, I have this. 291 00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:43,600 - Memories? - Right. Excuse me. 292 00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:51,300 Do you see that guy over there? 293 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:16,100 The procedure that serves fools, to recognize your own wisdom... 294 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:23,600 It requires destruction of all your fears. 295 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:28,700 You know… the dick it gets a dog toy. 296 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:33,700 The swan who covers himself with shit. 297 00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:37,400 Worker ants that suffocate the queen 298 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:43,000 into a big, fucking, pulsating ball. 299 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,300 The sun... 300 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:50,000 The sun that cries while eat some ice cream. 301 00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:52,500 Futility reigns. 302 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,500 Fuck man, have you ever hit a nigga with a nigga? 303 00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,100 I mean literally. 304 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,900 Have you ever taken his best friend and used his ass like a club? 305 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:10,600 If the answer is yes, call the damn thing 1-88-RAT-FUCK, for your free trial. 306 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,600 I can... still see you, nigga. 307 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:52,400 What was he talking about? 308 00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:58,100 It's all the earthquake's fault. 309 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,600 It drove everyone crazy. Really. 310 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:08,100 Yep... maybe it was the earthquake. 311 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:16,900 - What does "maybe" mean? - It means it could be something else. 312 00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:22,400 As you like. 313 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:27,200 So... is your boyfriend okay with it? 314 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:31,900 - I don't have a boyfriend. - Understood. 315 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,500 He was just a guy... 316 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:40,200 I was drunk and I don't remember much... 317 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,700 He doesn't know, but it doesn't matter. 318 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:50,000 - What do you mean? - You don't need to know. 319 00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:56,200 - I would not know. - What? 320 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:03,900 - Why not tell him? - Because it's not... that is... 321 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:11,100 Why should I tell him? It's my body. 322 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:15,200 - Yes, but... I don't know. - What? 323 00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:19,800 I don't think it's the best choice. 324 00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:24,200 I'm not saying you're a good person... That is, a bad person... 325 00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:28,000 You know what I mean. That is... 326 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:32,200 Are you afraid to tell him? 327 00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:38,400 I'd rather not do it, but... 328 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:44,500 It seems like you're running away from a simple problem to solve. 329 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:49,500 - We are all afraid of something... - Yes. 330 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,600 - What are you afraid of? - The man who is afraid of boobs. 331 00:54:58,100 --> 00:55:02,200 The man who is afraid of boobs. The man who... 332 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:04,600 ...fear of boobs. It's you? 333 00:55:04,700 --> 00:55:08,200 - I don't have all day, come on. - Thank you, I appreciate it very much. 334 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,000 I know, move. 335 00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:22,100 Fuck... 336 00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:33,200 It was fantastic. I didn't try such a shock since 337 00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:35,700 I left my swab inside all night. 338 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,200 Now that's shocking. 339 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,500 {\an8}Shit! 340 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:38,500 Don't be afraid of feces. 341 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,300 Imagine they are your children. 342 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,700 What the fuck? Where are they? 343 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:43,200 What the fuck is this stuff? How long have I been unconscious? 344 00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:45,900 - 32 seconds! - What the fuck... 345 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:51,000 - Listen, you have to breathe. Inside and out... - You can do it. 346 00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:53,800 - Breathe in and out... - I know how to breathe! 347 00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:58,000 - No, you don't know. Inside and out. - It does not work. Get off me. 348 00:58:58,100 --> 00:59:00,500 - What the fuck? - Everything is fine. 349 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,800 What the fuck is this shit? Give me my clothes back. 350 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:08,100 - Everything is fine. - You're still a little dirty. 351 00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:11,000 I still can't watch of boobs. You lied to me. 352 00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:15,400 You wasted my time with your sick games. 353 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,400 - Calm down. - You screwed me. 354 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,900 - Calm down, come on... - I didn't have pants? 355 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,100 You're fine, friend. Christ. 356 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:27,800 - Our methods seem strange... - Can you sit down? 357 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:33,600 ...but the results are guaranteed. 358 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:38,600 You can leave soon. Very soon. 359 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:43,700 Whatever your procedure, It's something that's not for me. 360 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,500 I came in here with a phobia and I will leave with seven others. 361 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,000 Everyone reacts like this at first. Okay? 362 00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:55,100 You must understand that I can cure you. 363 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,800 But you have to let me finish. 364 00:59:57,900 --> 01:00:00,800 Do you want to run away like a little bitch? 365 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:04,300 Do you want to run away like a whore? Crying? 366 01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:24,700 Try another song. Something that reaches the heart. 367 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,600 Dig deep. 368 01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:30,800 Try, try. One, two, one, two. 369 01:00:30,900 --> 01:00:34,300 That's not a microphone, they are my hemorrhoids. 370 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,100 I pressed the wrong button. 371 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:45,600 So... you prefer to sing a cappella or over an instrumental? 372 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:49,700 Make me feel something. 373 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,200 No. Absolutely not. 374 01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:09,400 NIGGAPOX VACCINATE NOW 375 01:01:13,300 --> 01:01:14,800 Fuck. 376 01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:28,500 Just turn it off. 377 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,000 I was wrong. Excuse me. 378 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:39,600 - Let's do it a cappella. - A cappella? You will have to put in the effort. 379 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:42,400 - I'll take care of it. - Okay. 380 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,800 - Ready? - Go. 381 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:49,200 Like… I don't know. Fuck. 382 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:54,600 Mr Quiggle... Mr Quiggle... 383 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:07,300 I like it. He's succeeding. 384 01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:10,400 Mr Quiggle, we need to talk. 385 01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,600 This waiting is hurting me. 386 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,900 I absolutely have to see you. 387 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:20,000 So that I can squeeze you. 388 01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:23,600 Before he pulls the trigger. I'm waiting for you in her little ass. 389 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,300 - Oh shit. - Hate. 390 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,900 - Shit... - I can see the head. 391 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,500 Oh shit. Fuck. 392 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,500 Try to drink as much as you can. 393 01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:46,500 Son of a bitch! 394 01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:49,300 He's smiling. 395 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:26,200 We have to fix the TV. 396 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,900 How do you feel? 397 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:07,300 Yes, fuck! He cured me! 398 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,900 Yes! Yes! Yes! 399 01:07:20,900 --> 01:07:25,500 Doctor, you cured me! 400 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:29,900 You know what the funny thing is? I'm not a real doctor. 401 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,800 I'm just Mr. Quiggle's guest. 402 01:07:33,900 --> 01:07:38,000 I have to thank him! I have to do it! 403 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:53,300 Where is that son of a bitch? Hey! Mr Quiggle? 404 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:56,800 Hey. Are you there? 405 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:04,600 There you are, asshole. Thanks, friend. I don't know how to thank you. 406 01:08:05,700 --> 01:08:09,200 Punch your fist... you little bastard. 407 01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:14,600 Here is the list you asked for. 408 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:18,900 The one about the anal visits? Put it on my desk. 409 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:20,600 Hey. 410 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:24,000 Before you go, I have to tell you something. 411 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:30,200 The last song... it was the bomb. 412 01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:33,600 Crazy. 413 01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:39,700 - My man! Look at it. - Until next time. 414 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:30,600 - Should that be me? - Fuck! 415 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:36,800 - How long have you been there? - I've been knocking on your door for 10 minutes. 416 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:41,700 Did you prefer me to come in through the toilet? Can you put on some clothes? 417 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,900 - Don't go there. - What is this? 418 01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:48,900 - Is it an altar? - No, don't look at it! 419 01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:52,200 - Fuck, it's a fucking altar. - No, it's not. Walk away. 420 01:09:52,300 --> 01:09:56,200 God, this is disturbing. Do you have a nipple piercing? 421 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,600 I thought you would like it. 422 01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:01,400 - Not exactly. - Do you want to throw it? 423 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,500 - No... - Do you want to make me bleed? 424 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:08,000 - No, Phil. I'm not here for that. - And why are you here? 425 01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:12,100 I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant. 426 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:17,100 - It's fantastic. - No, I don't want to keep it. 427 01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:19,800 - Yes instead. - No. 428 01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:24,500 - It's not your choice. - Yes it is. 429 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:28,000 What if I cut your throat and take it from me by force, huh? 430 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:36,000 Party time! Shut the toilet, man. 431 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:43,800 - Have you come to help me? - We have come to save the remote control! 432 01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:47,000 - You took the remote control. - Excuse me. 433 01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:50,400 What the fuck. I thought we were a team. 434 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:54,300 - Guys, we're a team. - I don't know if I want to be part of it. 435 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:57,300 - This thing stinks. - So you owe me a favor... 436 01:10:57,300 --> 01:11:01,500 - ...and kill that idiot. - Kill him? I don't know... 437 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,800 Death is a waste of life. 438 01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:06,000 - He was going to kill me. - It shouldn't be wasted. 439 01:11:06,100 --> 01:11:08,900 - That guy? - Yes, you arrived on time. 440 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:14,400 I just wanted to disturb your social life to prevent you from having options other than us. 441 01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:18,300 And if instead... 442 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,400 We survive. 443 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,400 Futility prevails. 444 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:33,500 Don't be fooled by my face. 445 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:39,600 It's Kazu and Mazu's fault that they bother me all day. 446 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:43,800 I'm transdimensional, not gay. 447 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:46,800 We have a mother-son bond. 448 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,200 My breast milk it gives him erections. 449 01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,400 No God, no teaching. 450 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:56,400 Futility reigns in a world that I called paradise, 451 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:59,800 while angels grow old in the throes of shame. 452 01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:02,900 Faces plagiarized by radioactivity, 453 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,600 carried by the roar of the underground. 454 01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:09,800 So I asked God a face without eyes. 455 01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:13,000 I'm in the dark in pain, my body is afflicted by it. 456 01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:15,500 I don't worry, art wins. 457 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,800 Let's dig through the garbage in hell. 458 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:20,200 We survived, but what remains? 459 01:12:20,300 --> 01:12:22,300 No soul, just shells. 460 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,700 We survive. 461 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:29,000 Futility reigns... 462 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:33,900 - Oh God! This is what I wanted! - That's not what I wanted! 463 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,900 - Oh my God! - The first one was art! 464 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:40,100 - Will you stop whining? - You're just opening his ass. 465 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,900 - Look, the best part! - Oh no! 466 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,800 - Hate! - Put the remote control back in your pussy! 467 01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:48,900 I don't want to see this shit anymore. Do you call it art? 468 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:52,100 I think it's exploitative sexist, but also artistic. 469 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:55,300 What the fuck are you talking about You know you're sick, right? 470 01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:58,900 Who cares, that guy was a dick. 471 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,800 - Sucks having his baby on my lap. - That? 472 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,900 Child? What child? 473 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,100 Come here! 474 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,300 Fly! 475 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:22,800 - Damn, that's disgusting. - Fatalities. 476 01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:32,000 See what I'm throwing? 477 01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:41,500 - You got me... - What do we do with it? 478 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:45,400 We should smoke it. Right? 479 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,400 I know you're awake. 480 01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:58,500 I heard you sing. 481 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,700 I wasn't singing. 482 01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:11,000 I heard you. You were singing something never heard before. 483 01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:17,100 - And slightly out of tune. - Fuck you, I'm never out of tune. 484 01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:23,000 - I am sorry. - Play that piano. 485 01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:47,800 Here you are! I heard it. What is it? 486 01:21:47,900 --> 01:21:51,400 It's nothing. I'm fine, calm down. 487 01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:55,100 - Let me see. - See what? I have nothing. 488 01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:59,800 - I am fine. - Missy... 489 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:06,300 I love you... despite everything, remember? 490 01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:11,900 - "Despite everything", of course... - Can you show me now? 491 01:22:16,700 --> 01:22:20,000 Why can't you shut up? 492 01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:36,900 - I'm trapped here. I can't take it anymore. - Speaks??? 493 01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,600 No... 494 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,600 A little help would be appreciated, thanks. 495 01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:55,300 Kenny! 496 01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:08,700 - You should go to a doctor. - No, no doctor. 497 01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:12,600 What? Why not? 498 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:17,400 I'm afraid of what they might tell me! Imagine if they said... 499 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:22,200 - What if they find something that... - No, no. You are right. 500 01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:27,200 You are right. Everything is fine. 501 01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:33,400 - Did you try to crush him? - Crush me?! Crush me?! 502 01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:36,000 - I've tried everything! - Nobody... 503 01:23:36,100 --> 01:23:37,500 - To burn it... - Nobody... 504 01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:40,300 - ...scrape it off, wash it with alcohol... - ...it crushes me! 505 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:44,700 - ...nothing works! - Do you want to know what you can do? 506 01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:49,700 Nothing! You can't do anything! 507 01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:54,000 Alcohol is useless. Why do you even try? He never listens to me. 508 01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:05,600 See what you did? Why did you do it? You embarrass me! 509 01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:10,400 Yes, look at me. I have nothing. 510 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:14,200 My own creator is ashamed of me. Ok, go ahead and compress. 511 01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:16,800 Like a dirty fucking secret. 512 01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:22,800 What do you need this for? 513 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:30,600 - What problems do you have? - Have you completely gone crazy? 514 01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:33,100 Hate! Look at it! 515 01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,900 God! 516 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:42,600 I'm sorry... 517 01:24:44,100 --> 01:24:47,200 - Forgive me! - You have really big hands. 518 01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:49,700 Stop touching me. 519 01:24:56,100 --> 01:24:58,900 - I'll kill you! - No! 520 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,000 - Wait! - I'll kill him! 521 01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:09,100 - If you kill me, you'll kill Missy too. - I love you, forgive me! 522 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:12,800 - Wait, look there. - What? 523 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,700 Stay away from me! Stay away! 524 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:26,300 - What do we do? - Look at me! I do not know! 525 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:34,700 Do you want my opinion? You have only one option. 526 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,500 There is no other choice. You will have to take care of me. 527 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:44,700 This is not the meaning family? Of love? 528 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:49,000 How could I love you? You're a fucking talking pimple. 529 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:55,000 You can start by taking off those pants off. 530 01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:59,300 Just do it. 531 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:15,200 Come closer... 532 01:26:16,900 --> 01:26:20,400 Everything's fine. It has no teeth. 533 01:26:24,900 --> 01:26:28,900 Yes... let me taste it. 534 01:26:31,300 --> 01:26:32,600 Okay. 535 01:27:02,900 --> 01:27:06,400 Oh my God, it's beautiful. 536 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:11,000 It's so beautiful. 537 01:27:14,300 --> 01:27:17,800 Go like this! Continues! 538 01:27:40,100 --> 01:27:45,200 What a huge cumshot. I love your flavor. 539 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:50,100 I knew it would be amazing. 540 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:53,200 It was... 541 01:27:55,700 --> 01:27:58,200 And now? 542 01:27:58,300 --> 01:28:02,900 Well, that would be nice give me a name. 543 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:07,700 It's not nice to be called... thing. 544 01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:15,800 Well, he's right. 545 01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:22,600 I think I'll call you... Royal. 546 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,000 - Royal... - I love it! 547 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,100 Ok...