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[jazz music]

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[Alexis]
You must be so excited
for your new tennis lesson, huh?

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[Emma]
Yeah.

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Who's my coach, Mom?

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You'll see.

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Ready?

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-[thud]
-Nice.

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-[women laugh]
-[woman] Oh, that's nice.

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-He does that on purpose,
I swear, right?
-[chuckles]

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[Tracey]
He has to. Oh, yeah!

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You know, he's doing it for us.

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[light romantic music]

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-[laughs]
-What's up, ladies.

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-Party's here.
-[cheering]

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Alexis!

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-Yes!
-Bam, Alexis!

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Wine purse,
she's got the wine purse.

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[laughs]

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So as I was saying,
I'm in downtown LA
in the Fabric District, okay.

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Hours in the sun,
I am sweating my balls off.

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This guy named Tony,
tall, handsome, green eyes--

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-Mm, sexy. I like that.
-Yes.

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Follows me
into the dollar fabric store,

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compliments my legs,
and yada, yada, yada,

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I'm back at his loft downtown.

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-No!
-[shouts] Oh!

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What if he was
a murderer or a rapist?

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Sometimes you gotta just
trust your instincts, Alexis.

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-Look around and find out,
am I right?
-[laughs and shouts]

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[salsa music]

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[Bob]
So, she brings me
another double scotch,

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and I, like, pull out some cash.

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And she's like, "Oh, no,

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we're not allowed
to accept tips."

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And I'm like,
"Oh, baby, that's too bad

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-because I got a tip
I really wanted you to see."
-[laughs]

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-Am I right?
So she's laughing...
-[laughing] Yeah.

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...because it's fucking funny,
right? And I'm like,

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"Okay, here's my fucking chance.
I mean, it's on my bucket list,

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I'm flying first class,
I gotta do it, right?"

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Marco, you get your ass
over here, you gotta hear this.

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I'm telling him
how I became part
of the Mile High Club Elite.

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[Marco]
Oh, geez!
Shit, I'm part of that club.

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Have you sucked
a girl's pussy at 35,000 feet?

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-What?
-I said, "Elite."

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Wait, how the hell
did you go down on a girl
in a tiny-ass bathroom?

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Acrobatics, bro.

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Now, mind you. I have been out

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in the hot sun, sweating, okay?

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And now
I'm in this guy's bathroom

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looking for wipes or something
to refresh myself, okay?

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So, under his sink
he has some baby powder.

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I sprinkle some
on my cooch, thinking,

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"He won't know,
no big deal, it's just sex."

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But then he decides

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-to check out the landing strip.
-[woman gasps]

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-Oh my God, stop!
-No!

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Oh, yes. And I am
lying there mortified,

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hands over my face thinking,
"I should stop him.

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I should really stop this guy,

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holy fuck,
I should stop this guy."

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Then I'm like, "Oh, whatever."
And I let him do it.

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-[shouts]
-[laughs]

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Oh my God, you're such a whore!

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-Thank you.
-[Alexis] I love it.

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[laughs]

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She's got one leg
up on the counter.

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I'm holding the other one up
and I'm just going to town,
all right.

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Now, this chick,
so fucking loud,

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-the last row in coach
could hear her, okay. [laughs]
-[laugh]

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And he thinks he's done,
comes up for air,

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and he has white powder
all over his face.

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-[groans]
-Except now it looks like

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-clumps of white dough.
-Oh!

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-And I'm real distracted.
-Oh!

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-All I can think about
is baking a pie.
-[laughs]

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Now, she's finally coming,
right?

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-She begins to squirt
all over the place.
-Oh!

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-You got a squirter!
Oh, you lucky fuck!
-[laughing] Yeah! Yeah!

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[Bob]
She's hanging on the wall,
fucking Spider-Man.

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-She's got a leg up
on the counter...
-[laughs]

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...I'm grabbing
fucking paper towels,

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shoving them under the door

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to keep the first class cabin

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from flooding, okay?

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Fuck the oxygen masks,
drop down scuba tanks!

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[laughs]

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So I figured I'd
return the favor

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and head down south,
when I realize

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his balls are the size
of fucking martini onions.

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He's a Gibson?

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[Tracey]
Wait, I thought that's a myth.

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Fricking unicorn, right?

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Get this, he has two kids.

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-How?
-[Debby] I don't know.

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How about you and I
get a burger later, Tomas?

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Thank you, Natalie,
but I am vegan.

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[Estanley]
Fuck you, Tomas.
You're not vegan.

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The only reason you're
a yoga instructor

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is for the hot chicks.

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Stop snooping, Estanley.

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What? 'Sup, Debby.

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Hey, baby.

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[Alexis]
Okay, back to Gibson guy.

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So, I mean, did you
even feel anything?

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You'll probably get
to fuck him again.

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Girl, hell no. There's more.

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Tony dreamy, green-eyes Gibson

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asked me to put a finger
into his ass.

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That's just a shitty situation.

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[laughs]

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Ladies, focus. This is yoga.

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Bob, didn't you say you took
your girlfriend Gloria
on that trip to Ireland?

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Yeah. But I bought her
a ticket in coach.

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[laughs]

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[whispers] This motherfucker.

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Oh, Marco, look.
Let's do the deal.

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-Let's do the deal. All right?
-All right.

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Here's what we do.
We buy three properties.

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Grenada, Ventura, Simi.

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All right? But here's the deal.

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Every time we meet,

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you gotta bring
this motherfucker!

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-[laughs]
-I never laughed
so much in my life.

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-This fucking guy.
-Bobby, coming in my pocket,
all right?

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Hey, as long
as he doesn't cum in your mouth.

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[laughs]

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["Stardust (2010)"
by Nancy Sanchez]

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<i>♪ Stardust ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gripping on the ocean floor ♪</i>

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[crickets chirping]

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[Alexis]
Marco, baby, all I'm saying is

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put yourself in my shoes.

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You say you're gonna go
to Phil's to be at his office

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and do some paperwork stuff,

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which is why you can't make it
to tennis practice,

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and suddenly there's a post
on Tom's social media

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of the three of you golfing.

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Baby, I'm sorry,
I sent you a text

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that didn't go through.
You know how shitty

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the service is in Porter Ranch.

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["Stardust (2010)" continues]

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See, wasn't sent.

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-[phone beeps]
-Oh, wait, oh, wait.

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-[phone chimes]
-[moans]

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[giggles]

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Okay. Okay.

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You're right.

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-Babe, I had to take it.
-I know you do.

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-Trust me.
-I trust you.

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-Oh!
-Oh! That's a party foul,

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-you better hurry up.
-Mm-hmm.

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-Mm.
-Whoo! [whispers] It's good.

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-[grunts] Date night.
Let's go. Uh-huh.
-Uh-huh.

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-Date night. No kids tonight.
-Okay.

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Okay. Hell yeah,

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-it's-- oh, oh.
-[doorbell rings]

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-Oh, here we go.
-The babysitter. Babysitter.

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-Babysitter time.
-Let's go.

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-[Marco] Go-- Babysitter.
-Let's do it. Let's do it.

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I made popcorn for you and Emma,
you can watch a movie,

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-but she needs to be
in bed by eight, okay?
-Okay.

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Thank you.

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And don't invite any boys.

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Boys?

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You couldn't have found
a more awkward girl.

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What? Get a pretty sitter
so you can stare at her tits
and ass and wanna fuck her?

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I ain't no fool.

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[calm piano music]

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[engines rumbling]

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[soft indistinct chatter]

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Yeah, a Gibson.
I feel so bad for her.

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I told her she has
to see him again.

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I've known Debby for 20 years,

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and she's always dated
the strangest dudes.

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You and she
never really hooked up?

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-She's like a sister.
-[phone chimes]

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-Speaking of the devil.
-[phones chimes]

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[gasps] No!

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-What's wrong?
-Greg and Julia
are getting a divorce.

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Oh, damn. Are you serious?

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They didn't even lead on
that they were having
any issues.

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Babe, I'm sad.
I really liked them together.

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[exhales]
Well, I can tell you one thing.

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They are in for a wild ride.

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-Divorce fucking sucks.
-Oh my God, yes.

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The being angry at each other
while having to co-parent--

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Oh, the mind game.

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-The hurt. The guilt--
-Avoiding friends,

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-having to choose friends--
-Dating.

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Having to fill out
those dating apps again.

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I swear to God,
every box that you check off,

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it feels like you're stripping
your bobos in front of lions.

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"What's your full name?"
[grunts] There goes your top.

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"What's your hobbies?"
There goes your bra.

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"What kind of person
are you into?"

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There goes your chonees.
Before you know it,

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you're naked
in front of the world.

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Remember those days, babe?

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No. I always wanted
to get on those apps,

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I thought it'd be fun,
but I never got the chance.

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-No?
-No.

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I was alone for four months.

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And then I met you.

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And that was it for me.

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-Four months?
-[softly] Mm-hmm.

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You can't go two days
without fucking.

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It was the weirdest thing.
My ex-wife's friends
all reached out to me.

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-You're kidding.
-Nope.

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They were like, "Are you okay?

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Tell us if there's anything
we can do for you.

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Let's go out for 'coffee.'"

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Yada, yada, yada.

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<i>Cochinadas</i> ensued.

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And you went along
with these <i>cochinadas?</i>

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You fucked your wife's friends?

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My ex-wife.
You're my wife. And yes.

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[sighs] Women are strange
about these things.

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Men don't do that.
It's bad karma.

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Of course men do that, okay?

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We're not even divorced,
and I see some of your friends
giving me the look.

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-What look?
-You know, the,

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"I've been stuck
in the desert and I just saw

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a chilled beer" look.

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-Thirsty.
-They may look,

226
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but my boys aren't gonna
reach out if you and I break up.

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You don't date your friend's ex.

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That's bro code, bro.

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Imagine if word got out
that we were separating.

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I wonder which one of my friends
would reach out to you first.

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[light suspenseful music]

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-Have no clue.
-What if we pretended
to get separated?

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-Divorce bait everyone,
see who hits you up first.
-[chuckles]

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[claps] That is a terrible idea.

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Babe, you know how hard it is
to cover up a lie.

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I mean,
shit gets freaking crazy.

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-And how do you know?
-My ex.

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00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,262
She was so stressed
about the affair

239
00:09:55,396 --> 00:09:58,099
that she was having
during our marriage,

240
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,234
-she got a white pube.
-Ew.

241
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,435
How the hell do you kno--

242
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,071
You know what?
I don't even wanna know.

243
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,410
Oh my God, babe. There's Greg.

244
00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:10,978
Don't look!

245
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:14,381
Oh, he's so sad and lonely.

246
00:10:14,516 --> 00:10:17,351
-We should invite him
to join us.
-No, Alexis!

247
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,054
Just leave him alone,
it'll be awkward.

248
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:21,989
Divorce is rough, babe.

249
00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:24,692
He's our friend.
We need to support him.

250
00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:29,296
Oh, hey, babe.
The whole town is here.

251
00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,966
It's Tina, <i>La Cochina.</i>

252
00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:35,202
[gasps] This motherfucker!

253
00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:38,005
-Oh, wow.
-The body's not even cold yet.

254
00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:39,840
Alexis, just leave it alone.

255
00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,642
-I'm gonna go over there.
-No, you're not.

256
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:42,843
You're gonna sit down,
you're gonna enjoy

257
00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,211
this amazing salad.

258
00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:46,180
[tense music]

259
00:10:46,615 --> 00:10:49,383
-...sexy.
-Thank you.
I like your scent, too,

260
00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:50,818
-what is it?
-It's, uh, soap.

261
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,287
Fuck that.
I want to see what's going on.

262
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,755
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

263
00:10:54,889 --> 00:10:56,525
-No.
-He needs my support, okay?

264
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,026
Maybe he's okay. Maybe he's not.

265
00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,428
-You don't know.
-He's fine, babe, sit down.

266
00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:02,763
Babe, sit--

267
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,698
[chuckles]

268
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,536
[laughs] Hey, guys!
How's it going?

269
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,770
-Hey, guys.
-Hey!

270
00:11:09,904 --> 00:11:11,606
Greg, how's Julia?

271
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,474
I don't know if you've heard--

272
00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:15,309
Oh, I've heard.

273
00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:17,745
Tina... [chuckles] nice dress.

274
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,847
Thanks. I got it
at this little boutique on--

275
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,482
Where're your five kids?
[chuckles]

276
00:11:21,616 --> 00:11:23,150
At their five babies' daddies?

277
00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:25,654
I have three,
and they're at home with my mom.

278
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,556
-Oh. Yeah.
-She must be a saint.

279
00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:30,659
So what are we doing here?

280
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:34,395
-Well, we'r-- hanging out.
-We're just hanging out.
[chuckles]

281
00:11:34,529 --> 00:11:37,431
[laughing] Oh, hanging out?
They're just hanging out.

282
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,400
-Yeah, that's what they said,
they're han--
-Just hanging out.

283
00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:42,436
-Hanging out.
-Okay, so that's
what we do nowadays,

284
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,004
we just hang out.

285
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,674
[Marco]
Well, Tina,
you look very pretty.

286
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,241
-[thud]
-Thank you. [chuckles]

287
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,309
[groans]

288
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:52,413
Hey, Greg,
Julia, is she all right?

289
00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:55,082
-Hell, man, are you all right?
-Yeah.

290
00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,686
We're getting through it,
but, um...

291
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,986
[clicks tongue] it's hard.

292
00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:00,921
-[clicks tongue]
-[Alexis] Is it hard?

293
00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:03,558
-Okay. All right.
-Is it hard right now?

294
00:12:03,692 --> 00:12:05,759
Uh, Alexis, we're gonna--

295
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,428
-hey, guys, have a good evening.
-Thank you.

296
00:12:07,562 --> 00:12:09,863
We're just... [chuckles]
yeah, we'll let you guys

297
00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,966
-keep hanging out. Okay.
-Let's go.

298
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,503
-Okay.
-Wow.

299
00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:20,808
Alexis, what the hell?

300
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:24,044
You can't just go over
to someone and just boom,
go right into them.

301
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,980
[chuckling]
They're hanging out? Okay,

302
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,815
is that what we call
fucking these days?

303
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,117
[laughs] They're fucking.
They've got the look.

304
00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:32,319
Alexis,
it's none of your business.

305
00:12:32,687 --> 00:12:34,888
They're adults, they can do
whatever the hell they want!

306
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,458
Shit's not right. What the hell?

307
00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,994
[calm piano music]

308
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,497
[soft tapping]

309
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,666
What are you doing?

310
00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:46,967
-Well...
-Are you videotaping them?

311
00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:48,302
[soft tapping]

312
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,538
[hip-hop music]

313
00:12:51,706 --> 00:12:53,240
[bird chirping]

314
00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:54,408
[panting]

315
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,379
-Hi.
-[Alexis] Hi, guys.

316
00:12:58,513 --> 00:12:59,480
-[Marco] Good morning.
-[Alexis] Hi.

317
00:12:59,614 --> 00:13:00,548
Morning.

318
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,519
Will you still love me
when we're that old?

319
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,253
Absolutely.

320
00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:10,558
Think we'll
still enjoy lovemaking?

321
00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:14,428
Hell yeah! Even when your boobs
are down to your knees,

322
00:13:14,562 --> 00:13:15,730
I'll still tap that.

323
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,131
-[grunting] Tap that!
-[giggling]

324
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,099
-Okay. Oh, oh. Like that?
-Oh, oh, oh, oh.

325
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,401
-Like that? Okay, okay.
-Yeah. Yes.

326
00:13:20,535 --> 00:13:22,469
-Babe, stop. [laughs]
-[chuckles]

327
00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:25,239
-You're so romantic.
-I know.

328
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,242
I'm sorry I was tripping, babe.

329
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,978
It's okay. I get it.

330
00:13:31,579 --> 00:13:33,615
They're our friends,
and you care.

331
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:38,419
-Yep.
-All right, last one
to the coffee shop has to pay.

332
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,954
-Yeah! Come on.
-[laughs]

333
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,890
There's this, like,
seven-minute ab video

334
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,760
-that I want us to do.
It's incredible.
-You wanna keep working out?

335
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,295
-I kind of just wanna
Netflix and chill.
-[Marco] Yeah. I j--

336
00:13:48,429 --> 00:13:49,863
[Marco whispers]
Oh, here we go.

337
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,766
[light music]

338
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,636
-Julia! I got you, girl.
-Oh, Alexis. Hey.

339
00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:56,937
-I got you, okay?
-What?

340
00:13:57,071 --> 00:13:59,541
-I heard.
-Oh. Uh-huh, yeah, I'm fine.

341
00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:01,543
-[Alexis] Okay. Hey--
-[Marco] Hey, Julia.

342
00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:03,010
Hey, Marco. How's it going?

343
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,279
Before you hear
from anyone else, all right,

344
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,215
we saw Tina and Greg
at a restaurant.

345
00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:11,051
-Oh... [scoffs] yeah. Oh, no.
-He's such an asshole.

346
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:14,154
-Alexis, please, stop,
stop, babe, stop, okay.
-I'm here if you need anything.

347
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,422
-Okay.
-Julia, are you okay?

348
00:14:15,557 --> 00:14:16,924
-Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
-See, babe?

349
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,492
-Yeah. Yeah.
-She's okay. Let's go.

350
00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:21,495
Okay, good. Hey, if you need
anything at all, okay?

351
00:14:21,629 --> 00:14:23,130
-You call me, all right?
You wanna have...
-Oh. Okay.

352
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,532
...a glass of wine, you call me.

353
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,300
-Thank you. Thank you. Okay.
-All right?

354
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,235
You wanna put a spell
on Greg's dick to shrink it?

355
00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:30,237
-You call me, okay?
I know a lady...
-Oh.

356
00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:32,005
-...who will Vienna sausage
that motherfucker.
-Oh.

357
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,273
-Okay.
-[Marco] We're gonna get
our coffee.

358
00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:34,843
-Thank you.
-[Julia] Okay, Bye.

359
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,544
[sighs] What the hell was that?

360
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,581
-I parked the car.
-Hey-- [gasps]

361
00:14:39,714 --> 00:14:42,149
-See,
chivalry is not dead, baby.
-Bob, Bob, not now. Bob!

362
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,651
-Bob, get down.
-Oh!

363
00:14:43,785 --> 00:14:45,820
-Bob? Bob!
-Marco!

364
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,121
-What up, bro?
-Look, it's Bob.

365
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,022
Hey, bitty-bitty Bob-Bob.

366
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,924
[chuckles] Whoo!

367
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:54,027
And Julia. Mm, what's up?

368
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,897
You know, we're
just hanging out. [chuckles]

369
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,166
-Hanging out?
I heard that one before.
-[Julia] Yeah.

370
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,334
-They're hanging out, babe.
-Yeah.

371
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,969
-Yeah.
-[Alexis] Because that's

372
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,270
what we do nowadays, right?

373
00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:04,905
-We hang out, huh...
-[Julia] Yeah.

374
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,306
...we don't call it
fucking anymore?

375
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,576
-What? No. What?
-Okay. Yeah. [clears throat]

376
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:14,114
Don't you just love
how everybody's
hanging out these days?

377
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:17,552
How about you guys?
Are you just kind of
hanging out? [laughs]

378
00:15:17,685 --> 00:15:19,386
He's my brother.

379
00:15:19,854 --> 00:15:21,556
We are hanging out.

380
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:24,726
-Alexis, they're kids!
-All right, Alexis.

381
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,661
What the heck is going on?

382
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,029
[whispering] Alexis,
it's not what it looks like.

383
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:34,101
We're just... helping each other
get through a rough patch.

384
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,036
-Whatever. Okay.
-Yeah.

385
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:37,572
-[whispers] Marco?
-Whatever.

386
00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:40,274
I-- Hey, we're going home,
and we're gonna hang out.

387
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,075
[Bob]
He means fucking.

388
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,581
If you're steps, it's okay.

389
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,285
-[panting]
-Alexis, please stop.

390
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,487
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
I don't wanna be running

391
00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:55,557
with hot coffee spilling
all over me.

392
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,325
Baby, what has gotten into you?

393
00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:01,596
It's none of our business.
These are adults.

394
00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:02,831
They are our friends.

395
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,031
I don't know what's going on,

396
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,867
but I can't trust these bitches.

397
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,069
They all wanna hang out.
They probably wanna
hang out with you.

398
00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:10,370
-Of course.
-Mm-hmm.

399
00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:12,306
Because I'm
fucking irresistible.

400
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,308
Okay. I-- I can't with you.

401
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,410
Oh, come on, Alexis,
that was funny.

402
00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:19,046
Alexis, come on! [sighs]

403
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,283
[Marco]
Baby, just let it go.

404
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,887
You can't show up
to a parent-teacher conference

405
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:29,490
all pissed off about something
that we have no control over.

406
00:16:29,624 --> 00:16:32,426
I mean, you're liable to stab
the teacher with a pencil

407
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,863
if she gives us
a bad report about Emma.

408
00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:37,998
All right?
Just relax. It's okay.

409
00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:39,801
Come on,
take a deep breath for me.

410
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:41,903
-[phone chimes]
-[Marco] Let's go, inhale.

411
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,271
-[phone chimes]
-Blow it up.

412
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:45,840
[phone chimes]

413
00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:47,575
[birds chirping]

414
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,409
We're getting a divorce?

415
00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:51,746
What did you do?

416
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,281
What did you do?

417
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,083
I'm gonna test
these people, okay?

418
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,151
I put on my Face page

419
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:02,055
-that we may or may not
be getting a divorce.
-[phone chimes]

420
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,124
-What?
-[car honking]

421
00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:05,994
-[grunts]
-[phone chimes]

422
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,029
Alexis, delete the post, please.

423
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,099
-This is ridiculous.
-I'm gonna leave it up
for 24 hours.

424
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,002
See which one
of our friends, okay,

425
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,670
-is gonna reach out
to you to hang out!
-[phone chimes]

426
00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:17,639
Twenty-four hours?
No, you're not,

427
00:17:17,772 --> 00:17:19,741
-you're gonna
take it down now.
-No, I can't, okay?

428
00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:21,809
-I can't trust these hoes,
all right?
-[phone chimes]

429
00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:23,277
As a matter of fact,
give me your phone.

430
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,646
-Let me see who's--
-Just-- no!

431
00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:26,346
Baby, we're gonna get
in an accident.

432
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,149
-How?
-You're acting crazy here.

433
00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:32,185
No, I'm gonna divorce bait
these bitches, okay?

434
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,922
I am not losing another man

435
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,591
to one of these
backstabbing hoes, all right?

436
00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:39,727
Hey, relax, Cardi B.
You're not gonna lose me!

437
00:17:39,861 --> 00:17:42,062
I know, okay?
And I'm gonna make sure of that.

438
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,330
[mimics Cardi B] Okay.

439
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:44,866
[sharp thud]

440
00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:46,834
[children shouting]

441
00:17:46,968 --> 00:17:48,570
-[beeps]
-Baby, wait for me.

442
00:17:50,038 --> 00:17:50,838
Hi.

443
00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:53,007
[pop music]

444
00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:55,409
<i>♪ Such a bad man ♪</i>

445
00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:57,879
<i>♪ Such a bad man ♪</i>

446
00:17:58,012 --> 00:17:59,914
<i>♪ So bad, so bad ♪</i>

447
00:18:00,048 --> 00:18:01,381
Babe, give me your hand.

448
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,052
<i>♪ Such a bad man ♪</i>

449
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,820
<i>♪ Such a bad man ♪</i>

450
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:10,257
<i>-♪ So bad, so bad ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Such a bad man ♪</i>

451
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,460
Hello, Mrs. Laguna.
Hello, Mr. Laguna.

452
00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:15,863
-Hi, Miss Beach.
-Right this way.

453
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,668
First of all, I am sorry

454
00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:23,538
for what you both
are experiencing at home.

455
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:27,474
-Divorce is sticky.
-Thanks.

456
00:18:27,609 --> 00:18:30,011
Well, we're still trying
to work things out, Miss Beach.

457
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,311
Call me Barbara.

458
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,781
[tense music]

459
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:38,586
But I do have to say,
I was happy to hear the news.

460
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,386
What?

461
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,788
It definitely explains

462
00:18:40,922 --> 00:18:42,389
a lot of Emma's behavior.

463
00:18:42,523 --> 00:18:44,092
It's pretty classic textbook

464
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,827
for families
going through a divorce,

465
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,029
a second one for Emma,
in this case.

466
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,599
The assignment was to write
about your favorite room
in the house

467
00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:53,568
and give three reasons
why it's her favorite.

468
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:55,837
"The dark chamber
we call the basement

469
00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:57,805
is my favorite room in our home.

470
00:18:57,939 --> 00:19:01,174
It's spooky, and strange sounds
are heard in the dark.

471
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,944
It's awesome!"

472
00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,177
What the fuck?

473
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,381
-Oh, sorry.
-No. [giggles]

474
00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:09,083
In this other essay,

475
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:12,285
she's asked to write about
a family member she admires.

476
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:15,188
She wrote about her father,
Adam Sandler.

477
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,423
The guy from <i>Uncut Gems?</i>

478
00:19:16,557 --> 00:19:20,128
[loudly laughs] <i>Uncut Gems.</i>

479
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,696
<i>Bedtime Stories,</i>
babe, remember?

480
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:23,497
We watched it together
as a family.

481
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:25,033
[Marco]
That was a good movie.

482
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,968
Okay. Uh, Barbara--

483
00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:28,136
It's Miss Beach.

484
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,605
We'll talk to her.
How are her grades?

485
00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:33,041
Other than that, Emma's doing
really well in class.

486
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,009
Amazing, as I expected.

487
00:19:35,143 --> 00:19:36,678
Okay, I think we're done here.

488
00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:41,082
[light tense music]

489
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:44,652
Thank you
for being so understanding.

490
00:19:44,786 --> 00:19:45,887
You're welcome.

491
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,321
Bye-bye, Barbara.

492
00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:50,058
Bye!

493
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,727
[engine rumbling]

494
00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:57,297
So what the hell is up
with Emma's essays?

495
00:19:57,732 --> 00:20:01,468
-What's up with Miss Beach?
-Maybe you should focus on Emma.

496
00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:04,639
Might be a good distraction

497
00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:07,207
from this ridiculous
divorce baiting you've started.

498
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,576
Did you not see them?

499
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,045
I have to admit,
the parents were acting weird.

500
00:20:11,179 --> 00:20:12,146
-So what?
-I told you.

501
00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:14,882
You never know
who it's gonna be.

502
00:20:15,449 --> 00:20:17,185
[soft tapping]

503
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,688
-Okay. What are you doing now
with my phone?
-[phone chiming]

504
00:20:20,822 --> 00:20:22,824
Michelle? Wow.

505
00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:25,325
I knew this bitch was always
liking your posts too much.

506
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,128
That's a client's wife.

507
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,763
Un-fucking-friend.

508
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:29,864
[light blues music]

509
00:20:29,997 --> 00:20:31,331
-Huh.
-If you're worried about me,

510
00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:32,767
just delete that post.

511
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,902
I can't believe
I just posted this...

512
00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:36,604
-You know what?
-...and they're
already commenting!

513
00:20:36,738 --> 00:20:39,574
-No, it's my Facebook, okay?
-Wow! Please.

514
00:20:40,074 --> 00:20:41,475
Is it--
does it have your name on it?

515
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:43,678
-Doesn't it say, "Marco Laguna"?
-Right.

516
00:20:43,811 --> 00:20:45,680
Does your Facebook say,
"Marco Laguna"?

517
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:46,914
Wow!

518
00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:47,949
[loud thud]

519
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,686
[laughing] Huh!

520
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:53,521
[tense music]

521
00:20:53,654 --> 00:20:56,157
[Marco]
This motherfucker!

522
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,926
Okay, son of a bitch.
You want to play?

523
00:20:59,060 --> 00:20:59,994
[shouts] Estanley!

524
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,197
You piece of shit!

525
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,699
You reach out to my wife, huh?

526
00:21:04,832 --> 00:21:06,433
I thought
we were supposed to be boys.

527
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,035
Come out, you asshole.

528
00:21:08,536 --> 00:21:11,172
What's with all
the commotion out here?

529
00:21:11,773 --> 00:21:15,143
How dare you ask
my wife to hang out?

530
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,276
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

531
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,812
In my defense,

532
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:21,249
A, she's not gonna be
your wife much longer,

533
00:21:21,649 --> 00:21:23,951
and B, frankly,
it's your fault. [sighs]

534
00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:25,620
How the fuck is it my fault?

535
00:21:25,753 --> 00:21:27,555
When you got
a beautiful hand model

536
00:21:27,688 --> 00:21:30,558
to lower her standards
when she married you, bro,

537
00:21:30,691 --> 00:21:32,994
you made me believe
that I had a chance.

538
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,695
You see?

539
00:21:34,829 --> 00:21:36,831
-[grunts]
-No, wait, wait, wait.

540
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,768
-Okay. [yells]
-[grunting]

541
00:21:40,902 --> 00:21:44,138
-You... [unintelligible]
-You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch!

542
00:21:44,272 --> 00:21:45,673
Get off of me! Get off of me!

543
00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:48,142
-[grunting]
-Ooh. Oh, wait.

544
00:21:48,509 --> 00:21:50,310
Bro, I know you're afraid.

545
00:21:50,845 --> 00:21:52,880
I know you're petrified.
You keep thinking

546
00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:55,616
how you'll never live
without her by your side.

547
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,152
-Oh, look, killer bees.
-Eh! Eh!

548
00:21:58,286 --> 00:22:00,154
[rock music]

549
00:22:00,288 --> 00:22:02,489
-You're going to spend
so many nights...
-Yeah.

550
00:22:02,623 --> 00:22:04,659
...thinking
how she did you wrong.

551
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,594
-But you'll grow strong.
-Yeah.

552
00:22:06,727 --> 00:22:10,531
-[groaning and shouting]
-You'll learn how to get along.

553
00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:12,800
-Are you quoting Gloria Gaynor?
-I sure am, my love.

554
00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:15,803
-You like it? Oh!
-It's fake, you moron!

555
00:22:15,937 --> 00:22:18,239
[shouts] All right! Okay, okay!

556
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,708
Bro. I have chronic halitosis.

557
00:22:21,108 --> 00:22:23,911
-Truce? Right.
-Yeah, sure. Right.

558
00:22:24,579 --> 00:22:26,446
-Truce.
-[grunting]

559
00:22:27,281 --> 00:22:28,182
What's fake?

560
00:22:28,316 --> 00:22:29,650
The post.

561
00:22:29,784 --> 00:22:31,586
It isn't real, you fool.

562
00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:33,821
Alexis is divorce baiting
everybody.

563
00:22:33,955 --> 00:22:34,789
Divorce whating?

564
00:22:34,922 --> 00:22:36,423
Divorce baiting.

565
00:22:36,557 --> 00:22:38,292
She wants to find out
who she can trust,

566
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:42,029
so she put the fake post up
that we're getting a divorce.

567
00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:44,298
-It's fake?
-Yes.

568
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:47,367
What is wrong
with you fucking crazies?

569
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,605
That's not right.
I was set up to fail.

570
00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:53,241
You're setting
everyone up to fail.

571
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,909
[loudly sighs]

572
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,078
[birds chirping]

573
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:01,215
You know what? [panting]

574
00:23:01,349 --> 00:23:02,783
You two deserve each other.

575
00:23:03,284 --> 00:23:04,719
You are both fucked-up people.

576
00:23:05,286 --> 00:23:07,922
And I am disgusted
with the both of you.

577
00:23:08,756 --> 00:23:10,558
[grunts and pants]

578
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,228
And get off my lawn!

579
00:23:14,362 --> 00:23:16,496
[shouts]
This isn't even your lawn!

580
00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:18,431
[loud thud]

581
00:23:18,966 --> 00:23:20,868
[Estanley]
I feel so violated.

582
00:23:21,903 --> 00:23:24,572
-Am I like a victim now?
-She's crazy.

583
00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:26,574
That's what I get
for marrying a model.

584
00:23:26,707 --> 00:23:28,910
Models be crazy, man.

585
00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:31,379
It's all those salads
and Pilates and shit.

586
00:23:31,512 --> 00:23:32,780
Bitches need a burrito.

587
00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:35,149
You fuckers know
I can hear you, right?

588
00:23:36,017 --> 00:23:37,084
[scoffs]

589
00:23:37,218 --> 00:23:39,452
Alexis, you need
to take down the post, baby.

590
00:23:39,587 --> 00:23:40,821
People can get hurt.

591
00:23:40,955 --> 00:23:43,357
Look what we've done
to poor Estanley.

592
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,359
-[soft whimper]
-[Alexis] Fuck no.

593
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,594
-[phone chiming]
-Oh, I'll take that.

594
00:23:46,727 --> 00:23:47,995
-Hey, give me--
-Oh. [grunts]

595
00:23:48,129 --> 00:23:49,530
-I got it.
-Tell me what it says.

596
00:23:49,664 --> 00:23:50,463
-[groans]
-Tell me what it says!

597
00:23:50,598 --> 00:23:51,999
Alexis, these texts

598
00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:53,234
are all condolences.

599
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,335
Tracey just reached out

600
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:55,636
to say that she's heartbroken.

601
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,171
Thank you, <i>hermano.</i>

602
00:23:57,939 --> 00:24:00,241
That's what I've
been trying to tell her.

603
00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:03,377
Tracey wants
to have your babies.

604
00:24:03,844 --> 00:24:05,445
-Come on.
-[phone chiming]

605
00:24:05,579 --> 00:24:07,480
[light tense music]

606
00:24:07,615 --> 00:24:10,418
-See.
-It's nothing.

607
00:24:10,885 --> 00:24:13,921
Ask her to go out tomorrow
and have coffee in the morning.

608
00:24:14,055 --> 00:24:16,924
Uh-uh. Because you're gonna
take it down tonight,

609
00:24:17,058 --> 00:24:18,993
which would make that
unnecessary.

610
00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:21,329
I'm not taking
anything down until you go
on that coffee date.

611
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:24,732
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That was not part
of our agreement.

612
00:24:24,865 --> 00:24:27,034
Technically,
I agreed in the late afternoon,

613
00:24:27,168 --> 00:24:29,136
so I'm not breaking
any agreement.

614
00:24:29,737 --> 00:24:31,539
Go and have coffee
and you'll see.

615
00:24:31,672 --> 00:24:33,040
Then, I can kill her.

616
00:24:33,507 --> 00:24:35,576
Do you hear this? Fine.

617
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:39,113
Just to prove you wrong,
I will meet her.

618
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,083
-Oh, it's done.
-[soft whooshing]

619
00:24:42,216 --> 00:24:43,384
[light dramatic music]

620
00:24:43,517 --> 00:24:44,652
[scoffs]

621
00:24:44,785 --> 00:24:46,187
-Fine.
-Fine.

622
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,488
Fine! [chuckling]

623
00:24:48,622 --> 00:24:51,225
-[sighs]
-See? She's fine.

624
00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,427
She isn't fine.

625
00:24:53,561 --> 00:24:54,996
Do you know anything
about women?

626
00:24:55,129 --> 00:24:56,998
I know that they need burritos.

627
00:24:58,399 --> 00:25:00,601
[crickets chirping]

628
00:25:01,435 --> 00:25:04,171
[cheerful music]

629
00:25:05,539 --> 00:25:08,109
I love my bi-weekly mani-pedis.

630
00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:10,044
[Debby grunts]

631
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:12,913
[clears throat]
Well, tricks, I am off.

632
00:25:13,047 --> 00:25:16,283
Got my eyebrows waxed,
I got my Brazilian.

633
00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:18,619
And let me just say,
I am so bare down there,

634
00:25:18,753 --> 00:25:20,187
I am turning myself on.

635
00:25:20,321 --> 00:25:22,690
[chuckles]
Drip, drip that WAP, bitch!

636
00:25:22,823 --> 00:25:24,225
Girl, you know it.

637
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:25,893
What? No pedi today?

638
00:25:26,027 --> 00:25:28,429
-Oh!
-Uh, no.
I've been banned from pedis

639
00:25:28,562 --> 00:25:30,865
ever since
I kicked Lila in the eye.

640
00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:34,969
Sorry. Here you go.

641
00:25:35,436 --> 00:25:36,303
Bye!

642
00:25:36,437 --> 00:25:37,371
-Bye.
-[giggles]

643
00:25:37,972 --> 00:25:39,407
What a cheap-ass bitch!

644
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,776
-That's Debby.
-Yeah.

645
00:25:42,743 --> 00:25:43,811
So, Diva, when do you leave?

646
00:25:43,944 --> 00:25:45,246
In two days, baby.

647
00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:48,015
Damn, you've been working
nonstop, that's amazing.

648
00:25:48,149 --> 00:25:51,318
Right? Who knew my vitiligo
would be a plus?

649
00:25:51,452 --> 00:25:54,288
It's like they're hiring
two Divas for the price of one.

650
00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:56,190
Kanye and Kim.

651
00:25:56,323 --> 00:25:57,526
That's awesome.

652
00:25:58,259 --> 00:25:59,927
I think it's time for me
to get back to work.

653
00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:02,363
Honey, I told you,
you shouldn't have stopped.

654
00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:04,498
I know, but Emma's older now.

655
00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:05,699
I think I'm ready.

656
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,170
Guess who's the photographer
for my next gig?

657
00:26:09,603 --> 00:26:11,472
-No!
-Yeah.

658
00:26:12,106 --> 00:26:14,575
I knew mentioning
Mr. The-one-that-got-away

659
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,545
would put a smile on your face.

660
00:26:16,677 --> 00:26:18,312
Okay, tell Samuel I said, "Hi."

661
00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:20,681
-Come tell him, "Hi," yourself.
-No, I can't.

662
00:26:20,815 --> 00:26:23,284
Oh, too busy
pretending to be divorced?

663
00:26:23,717 --> 00:26:25,419
It's just an experiment, Diva.

664
00:26:25,554 --> 00:26:26,887
I mean,
I know this sounds crazy,

665
00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:28,823
but I need to know
who I can trust.

666
00:26:28,956 --> 00:26:30,991
Besides, it'll be over
in two hours.

667
00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:34,762
Mama, just like
no two hands are the same,

668
00:26:34,895 --> 00:26:36,565
no two mans are the same.

669
00:26:37,331 --> 00:26:39,433
Marco is not
your cheating ex-husband,

670
00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:41,969
and you could really screw
this up if you don't trust him.

671
00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:43,771
-[yells]
-[sharp hissing]

672
00:26:43,904 --> 00:26:45,473
[upbeat music]

673
00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:48,642
[yelling] No, no, no, no!
That's our acidic foot peel.

674
00:26:48,776 --> 00:26:51,011
[yelling]

675
00:26:51,879 --> 00:26:55,483
[screaming] Kim! Kim!

676
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:58,285
[loudly crying]

677
00:26:58,419 --> 00:27:01,523
The manicurist burned his hands.

678
00:27:01,655 --> 00:27:04,225
-Second-degree burns.
-Oh, shit.

679
00:27:04,358 --> 00:27:06,528
Those bi-racial hands
are his bread and butter.

680
00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:09,296
-I know.
-That ought to set him back.

681
00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:11,398
Well, they'll just give the job
to someone else,

682
00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,400
but financially, he's set.

683
00:27:13,535 --> 00:27:14,702
He has insurance on those hands

684
00:27:14,835 --> 00:27:17,404
and the best doctors
working on them.

685
00:27:18,873 --> 00:27:20,708
You can insure your body parts?

686
00:27:21,175 --> 00:27:22,076
Yep.

687
00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:25,212
Should I insure my dick?

688
00:27:26,147 --> 00:27:29,116
Why would you insure your dick?

689
00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:32,587
I don't know. As crazy
as you've been acting recently,

690
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,589
what if you Lorena Bobbitt me?

691
00:27:35,122 --> 00:27:37,391
-[whistling]
-[chuckles]

692
00:27:37,526 --> 00:27:40,694
Babe, I would never
chop your dick off.

693
00:27:40,828 --> 00:27:42,696
-Good.
-I'd kill you.

694
00:27:44,198 --> 00:27:45,132
Here we go.

695
00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:49,737
Go have fun
on your "coffee date."

696
00:27:50,605 --> 00:27:52,373
-Love you.
-Love you.

697
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:54,675
-[moaning] Come on.
-[Marco grunting]

698
00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:55,843
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay.
-Like that?

699
00:27:55,976 --> 00:27:57,745
-Okay. All right.
-[grunting]

700
00:27:58,312 --> 00:28:00,681
Okay, are you
getting me ready for my date?

701
00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,049
[sighs]
Swirling my scent on you.

702
00:28:02,183 --> 00:28:04,519
[Marco chuckles]
What--

703
00:28:04,653 --> 00:28:06,887
[wind whistling]

704
00:28:07,721 --> 00:28:09,089
[light tense music]

705
00:28:09,223 --> 00:28:11,225
I can't believe
you're making me do this.

706
00:28:16,397 --> 00:28:18,132
[indistinct mumbling]

707
00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:20,901
[Tracey]
<i>Hi, Marco. God, you look great!</i>

708
00:28:21,035 --> 00:28:23,505
Coffee, biscotti,
what else do you want?

709
00:28:23,638 --> 00:28:24,939
Yeah.

710
00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:30,711
Well, first of all,
I just want to say thank you
for reaching out, Tracey.

711
00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:34,014
It's, um, good to know
that we have friends
that we can count on.

712
00:28:34,148 --> 00:28:36,551
Oh, yeah, of course. Absolutely.

713
00:28:36,984 --> 00:28:37,918
So what happened?

714
00:28:38,052 --> 00:28:41,155
You know, basic couple shit.

715
00:28:41,288 --> 00:28:43,357
You know, I left
the cap off the toothpaste,

716
00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,859
she left her, um,
hair in the drain.

717
00:28:45,993 --> 00:28:48,929
Oh, come on.
You can be honest with me.

718
00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:50,431
Was she a horrible housewife?

719
00:28:50,864 --> 00:28:52,833
[laughing]
The house was always a mess.

720
00:28:52,967 --> 00:28:54,335
-Jerk.
-[Tracey] <i>I knew it.</i>

721
00:28:54,468 --> 00:28:56,103
I just won a bet.

722
00:28:56,237 --> 00:28:57,738
-These bitches.
-[Tracey] <i>I knew</i>
<i>it'd be an issue.</i>

723
00:28:57,871 --> 00:28:59,641
-You're old school.
You wanna come home...
-Mm. Mm.

724
00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:03,043
...to a clean house
and a home-cooked meal.
[panting]

725
00:29:03,177 --> 00:29:05,614
-Yeah. Yeah.
-What else?

726
00:29:05,746 --> 00:29:07,881
-She could be
quite controlling, you know.
-[softly] Oh.

727
00:29:08,015 --> 00:29:10,518
Everything had to be
right in the calendar.

728
00:29:10,652 --> 00:29:13,354
-Even sex?
-Oh, yeah.

729
00:29:13,487 --> 00:29:14,922
Oops. Oh my goodness,

730
00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:16,824
I'm so clumsy.
I'm always dropping some--

731
00:29:16,957 --> 00:29:18,225
Oh, good one, Tracey,

732
00:29:18,359 --> 00:29:20,160
the old,
"I just dropped my napkin."

733
00:29:20,294 --> 00:29:22,196
Don't fall for it, Marco.
Don't fall for it.

734
00:29:22,329 --> 00:29:23,497
Yeah. Oh.

735
00:29:23,632 --> 00:29:25,165
-I'm sorry.
-Oh! Oh!

736
00:29:25,299 --> 00:29:26,867
-[panting]
-There you go.

737
00:29:27,001 --> 00:29:29,336
Thank you. [giggles]

738
00:29:29,470 --> 00:29:32,239
[phone ringing]

739
00:29:33,474 --> 00:29:36,043
Hi, hon. How are you?
How's your hand?

740
00:29:36,176 --> 00:29:37,811
[Diva]
<i>Not good, baby girl.</i>

741
00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:40,649
<i>I need you to do me a favor.</i>
<i>I need someone to cover me</i>

742
00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:42,149
<i>-for my shoot tomorrow.</i>
-[gasps]

743
00:29:42,751 --> 00:29:46,487
<i>It's all taken care of.</i>
<i>You just have to say, "Yes."</i>

744
00:29:46,621 --> 00:29:48,623
Yes! Oh my God, yes!

745
00:29:48,757 --> 00:29:50,858
<i>-I'll see if I can</i>
<i>step up to wish you luck.</i>
-But hey, uh, I'm in--

746
00:29:50,991 --> 00:29:53,294
I'm kind of in the middle
of something, all right?
C-- can I call you back

747
00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:55,062
or you just send me
the details, please?

748
00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:57,097
<i>Sure thing, sugar.</i>
<i>I'll put you in contact</i>

749
00:29:57,231 --> 00:29:59,266
<i>-with Samuel's assistant.</i>
-Okay, thank you!

750
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,536
<i>Congrats, baby. Love you!</i>

751
00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:02,771
Love you.

752
00:30:02,903 --> 00:30:06,240
[Tracey]
<i>Oh. Ooh, this is hard.</i>

753
00:30:06,373 --> 00:30:08,842
[Marco]
<i>Do you like it hard?</i>

754
00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:11,245
[Tracey]
<i>Absolutely. When you dip it in,</i>

755
00:30:11,378 --> 00:30:14,481
<i>-it becomes moist.</i> [moaning]
-What the fuck!

756
00:30:14,616 --> 00:30:16,383
Oh, hell no.

757
00:30:16,518 --> 00:30:18,553
[light tense music]

758
00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,255
[leaves rustling]

759
00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:22,923
-Mm, that is good.
-Mm.

760
00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:26,293
-I guess a hard biscotti
is not the way to go.
-Mm.

761
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:29,263
Anyway, Tracey, what about you?

762
00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:32,833
I mean, it's been three years
since the divorce?

763
00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:34,234
-Mm-hmm.
-How's the dating scene?

764
00:30:34,368 --> 00:30:38,205
[sighs] It's pretty bleak,
if I'm honest.

765
00:30:38,339 --> 00:30:42,711
You know? It's hard
to find a man, a good man,

766
00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:43,911
especially when you have kids.

767
00:30:44,044 --> 00:30:44,978
-Yeah.
-Hey.

768
00:30:45,112 --> 00:30:46,213
-Oh! Oh!
-Oh!

769
00:30:46,347 --> 00:30:47,948
-Oh, sh--
-Oh, I got it.

770
00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:49,983
-[unintelligible]
-I got it.

771
00:30:50,117 --> 00:30:52,654
-I got it. Yeah, right there,
it's coming out.
-It's gonna come out? All right.

772
00:30:52,787 --> 00:30:54,922
-Yeah? O-- okay, I've got it.
-It's coming out,
yeah. Yeah, yeah.

773
00:30:55,055 --> 00:30:56,890
-You've got to dab it.
-Okay, I'v-- I've got it.

774
00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:58,992
-Good, good. All right,
okay, I've got it.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

775
00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:01,328
-Yeah, that's good.
No, no, n-- Oh!
-Yeah, I-- I've g--

776
00:31:01,462 --> 00:31:03,097
-That's good! That's good.
-Oh!

777
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,699
-Ye-- Oh.
-Oh my God, I'm so sorry,
I totally went

778
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,934
-autopilot Mommy on your ass.
-No, that's all right.

779
00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:08,570
-I've gotta go anyway.
-I'm so sorry.

780
00:31:08,703 --> 00:31:09,504
[leaves rustling]

781
00:31:09,637 --> 00:31:11,939
[footsteps receding]

782
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:14,743
[panting]

783
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:15,976
[thud]

784
00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:17,344
Okay.

785
00:31:19,714 --> 00:31:22,784
That was... that was weird.

786
00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,885
I can't keep a clean house?

787
00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:25,986
You were listening to me?

788
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,354
Check your pockets.

789
00:31:28,823 --> 00:31:29,858
You don't trust me!

790
00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:31,860
No, it was Tracy
I couldn't trust.

791
00:31:31,992 --> 00:31:33,628
Apparently,
I can't trust you either.

792
00:31:33,762 --> 00:31:35,663
I was making shit up, Alexis.

793
00:31:35,797 --> 00:31:37,030
I just told you the other night

794
00:31:37,164 --> 00:31:38,566
how hard it is
to keep up with a lie.

795
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:40,869
Why the hell was she trying
to grab your dick?

796
00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:42,202
Oh my God.

797
00:31:42,336 --> 00:31:44,873
I-- I dropped
my biscotti on my lap.

798
00:31:45,005 --> 00:31:47,174
She went right into Mommy mode
to try to clean it up.

799
00:31:47,307 --> 00:31:50,043
-Okay. Why didn't you
shut her down?
-[shouting] I did shut it down!

800
00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:53,648
Jesus Christ!
Man, why are you so insecure?

801
00:31:53,782 --> 00:31:55,149
Don't call me insecure!

802
00:31:55,282 --> 00:31:57,451
You said you loved my calendars.

803
00:31:57,585 --> 00:31:59,119
I've had enough of this.

804
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:01,422
Oh, so you've had
enough of me? Okay.

805
00:32:01,556 --> 00:32:02,322
[engine rumbling]

806
00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:04,726
I didn't say you, I said this!

807
00:32:04,859 --> 00:32:07,094
[engine revving]

808
00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:10,364
[crickets chirping]

809
00:32:12,032 --> 00:32:13,668
[dog barking]

810
00:32:14,201 --> 00:32:15,302
[soft tinkling]

811
00:32:16,571 --> 00:32:17,705
[soft clattering]

812
00:32:21,543 --> 00:32:23,177
[soft laughs]

813
00:32:23,611 --> 00:32:24,913
[soft clattering]

814
00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:26,548
You made one cup of coffee?

815
00:32:27,181 --> 00:32:28,949
-[slurps]
-[soft clanks]

816
00:32:29,082 --> 00:32:30,184
That's mature.

817
00:32:33,555 --> 00:32:35,022
[phone chiming]

818
00:32:37,592 --> 00:32:40,360
So you're seeing
your ex-boyfriend today?

819
00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:43,665
Don't be insecure.

820
00:32:43,798 --> 00:32:44,833
Oh, I'm not.

821
00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:46,734
I just think you're a hypocrite.

822
00:32:46,868 --> 00:32:49,269
Oh, we're name-calling now?

823
00:32:49,403 --> 00:32:52,439
It's for a job.
I was gonna tell you yesterday,

824
00:32:52,574 --> 00:32:54,542
but you were too busy
on your date.

825
00:32:54,676 --> 00:32:55,743
[laughing] Oh, my--

826
00:32:55,877 --> 00:32:56,911
[slurping]

827
00:32:57,044 --> 00:32:58,412
That wasn't a date.

828
00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:00,180
You made me go.

829
00:33:00,748 --> 00:33:01,982
This is nuts!

830
00:33:03,016 --> 00:33:05,219
Look, during your date,

831
00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:07,187
Diva asked me
to step in for him.

832
00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:10,424
I haven't worked in years,
and I didn't think
it was such a big deal

833
00:33:10,558 --> 00:33:12,192
that Samuel would be there.

834
00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:15,462
Oh, sure you didn't,
but that's okay.

835
00:33:15,597 --> 00:33:17,264
Go ahead. Do it.

836
00:33:17,397 --> 00:33:19,701
Unlike you, I trust you.

837
00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:21,235
But this guy?

838
00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:25,607
Oh, this guy! He still
has feelings for you. Hmm!

839
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:28,843
Oh, I've seen all the likes
he's given on your social media.

840
00:33:28,977 --> 00:33:32,714
"Oh, you're looking great."
"Oh, married life suits you."
[fake laugh]

841
00:33:32,847 --> 00:33:36,718
You're trolling him?
I haven't even talked to him
or seen him in years.

842
00:33:36,851 --> 00:33:38,485
-Whatever.
-Whatever.

843
00:33:39,052 --> 00:33:41,689
By the way,
I'm going out tonight,
you don't need to wait up.

844
00:33:41,823 --> 00:33:44,692
Hey, go have dinner with him.
Whatever.

845
00:33:44,826 --> 00:33:46,794
I fucking trust you.

846
00:33:46,928 --> 00:33:48,630
[thuds]

847
00:33:48,763 --> 00:33:50,732
<i>♪ I'm flying ♪</i>

848
00:33:50,865 --> 00:33:52,967
<i>♪ I'm high ♪</i>

849
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:55,135
<i>♪ On life ♪</i>

850
00:33:55,269 --> 00:33:56,971
<i>♪ Don't care ♪</i>

851
00:33:57,505 --> 00:33:59,674
<i>♪ Don't need you ♪</i>

852
00:33:59,807 --> 00:34:02,042
<i>♪ No strides ♪</i>

853
00:34:02,175 --> 00:34:04,144
<i>♪ I'm flying ♪</i>

854
00:34:04,278 --> 00:34:06,380
<i>♪ I'm high ♪</i>

855
00:34:06,514 --> 00:34:08,750
<i>♪ On life ♪</i>

856
00:34:08,883 --> 00:34:10,585
<i>♪ Don't care ♪</i>

857
00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:15,723
<i>♪ I need you in my life ♪</i>

858
00:34:15,857 --> 00:34:17,825
<i>♪ But I hate you ♪</i>

859
00:34:17,959 --> 00:34:19,961
<i>♪ Yet I love you ♪</i>

860
00:34:20,093 --> 00:34:22,030
<i>♪ But I hate you ♪</i>

861
00:34:22,162 --> 00:34:23,998
<i>♪ Yet I love you ♪</i>

862
00:34:24,832 --> 00:34:28,670
<i>♪ Sometimes I'm scratching</i>
<i>like I have an itch ♪</i>

863
00:34:28,803 --> 00:34:30,805
<i>♪ And sometimes I'm faking ♪</i>

864
00:34:30,939 --> 00:34:33,340
<i>-♪ Like I don't care ♪</i>
-[panting]

865
00:34:33,473 --> 00:34:34,776
<i>♪ But I do ♪</i>

866
00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:37,477
["I Hate You But I Love You"
continues on headphone]

867
00:34:37,612 --> 00:34:40,782
<i>♪ Don't you dare</i>
<i>even pretend... ♪</i>

868
00:34:40,915 --> 00:34:42,082
[Miss Beach]
Marco!

869
00:34:42,215 --> 00:34:43,483
What the--

870
00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:49,524
[panting] Hey, Miss Beach.

871
00:34:49,657 --> 00:34:53,327
[laughing] Hi, Marco.
And please, call me Barbie.

872
00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:55,029
I didn't know you lived
in this neighborhood.

873
00:34:55,162 --> 00:34:56,864
Actually, I don't, I...

874
00:34:57,364 --> 00:34:58,900
...ran a little further
than I usually do.

875
00:34:59,033 --> 00:35:01,368
-[chuckles]
-Just trying
to let off some steam.

876
00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:03,972
I understand, I bet
the divorce is taking a toll.

877
00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:06,941
Yeah, right. The divorce.

878
00:35:07,341 --> 00:35:10,645
I like to release sexual tension
by planting cacti.

879
00:35:10,778 --> 00:35:11,546
[birds chirping]

880
00:35:11,679 --> 00:35:13,347
That's an interesting cactus.

881
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,084
Hey, are you busy this evening?

882
00:35:16,517 --> 00:35:17,852
Actually, I'm not.

883
00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:19,587
Have you heard
of The Pool Party?

884
00:35:19,721 --> 00:35:22,624
-I went to one last week.
-I mean, The Pool Party.

885
00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:25,459
[scoffs] Sure.
Are the kids gonna be there?

886
00:35:25,593 --> 00:35:29,063
[laughs] My godd--
oh, you're so funny.

887
00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:32,332
-Oh, wouldn't that be awful?
-Oh, yeah.

888
00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:36,236
Ugh. Kids, the darn kids
you spent so much time with.

889
00:35:36,370 --> 00:35:38,271
So I'll pick you up later?

890
00:35:38,405 --> 00:35:40,975
Uh, let's just meet there.

891
00:35:41,109 --> 00:35:44,912
And, um, should I wear
my bathing suit
or can I change there?

892
00:35:45,046 --> 00:35:46,848
[laughing] Bathing suit!

893
00:35:46,981 --> 00:35:48,716
You're so hilarious!

894
00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:51,385
[light romantic music]

895
00:35:53,021 --> 00:35:54,822
Okay, uh, bye, Miss Beach.

896
00:35:54,956 --> 00:35:57,091
[Miss Beach]
I'll text you the address.

897
00:35:57,224 --> 00:36:01,328
-[horn honking]
-Imagine being pampered
like this all the time.

898
00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:03,765
Oh my God,
I missed this for sure.

899
00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:06,466
I'm happy to hear it. But...

900
00:36:07,635 --> 00:36:08,970
...are you ready to see Samuel?

901
00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:12,339
What? Okay, there is
nothing there, I promise.

902
00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:15,275
Honey, you and him had
some crazy chemistry.

903
00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:16,911
And that's dangerous.

904
00:36:17,045 --> 00:36:20,114
Okay, Samuel and I were hot
for each other, but toxic.

905
00:36:20,247 --> 00:36:21,716
We were always
at each other's throats.

906
00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:24,052
And the only reason
we lasted that long

907
00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:25,687
was because of the make-up sex.

908
00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:28,122
Well, just make sure
those embers are gone.

909
00:36:28,288 --> 00:36:32,492
-We want you going back to work,
not back to being single.
-[chuckles]

910
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:34,762
[deeply inhales and exhales]

911
00:36:34,896 --> 00:36:37,165
They're ready for you,
try not to fuck this up.

912
00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:39,299
[club music]

913
00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:40,802
[both laugh]

914
00:36:40,935 --> 00:36:43,104
What the-- okay.

915
00:36:43,838 --> 00:36:45,973
Don't worry about her.
She's pissed

916
00:36:46,107 --> 00:36:47,842
because she wanted this job.

917
00:36:48,442 --> 00:36:49,911
You watch your back around her.

918
00:36:50,712 --> 00:36:54,582
Oh, I'm so nervous,
I didn't even get a chance
to eat today, I'm starving.

919
00:36:54,716 --> 00:36:57,284
[grunts] Well, grab a snack
and knock them dead.

920
00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:58,619
I'll see you
on the flip side, baby.

921
00:36:58,753 --> 00:37:01,155
I've got an appointment
for some TLC

922
00:37:01,321 --> 00:37:03,423
with Kim and Kanye.

923
00:37:03,558 --> 00:37:06,661
[chuckling] Okay.
Thank you so much.

924
00:37:07,895 --> 00:37:08,863
Feel better.

925
00:37:08,996 --> 00:37:10,965
[club music]

926
00:37:11,099 --> 00:37:13,300
Hell yeah, we're back, bitches.

927
00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,771
Ooh. Hell yeah.

928
00:37:17,138 --> 00:37:18,438
Love crafty table.

929
00:37:18,973 --> 00:37:21,475
[softly]
Hi, I missed you! [chuckles]

930
00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:24,011
[whispering]
Oh, fuck yeah. Come here.

931
00:37:24,145 --> 00:37:25,613
[mumbling]

932
00:37:25,747 --> 00:37:29,751
Oh, that's-- never mind, enjoy.

933
00:37:31,552 --> 00:37:34,321
[softly] I hate her,
with her big titties.

934
00:37:38,059 --> 00:37:39,127
[softly] Mm!

935
00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:41,863
[soft rattling]

936
00:37:41,996 --> 00:37:42,897
Mm!

937
00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:47,300
[tense music]

938
00:37:48,035 --> 00:37:49,170
Oh, fuck!

939
00:37:49,302 --> 00:37:50,605
[upbeat music]

940
00:37:50,738 --> 00:37:51,706
Fuck!

941
00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:53,908
[spitting]

942
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:56,443
[retching]

943
00:37:56,944 --> 00:37:58,345
[coughing]

944
00:37:58,946 --> 00:38:00,380
[deeply inhales]

945
00:38:00,948 --> 00:38:01,883
[moans]

946
00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:04,284
[clattering]

947
00:38:06,921 --> 00:38:11,025
-Allie? Allie,
Allie, Allie, Allie!
-Samuel!

948
00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:12,894
-Hey.
-Oh my God!

949
00:38:13,594 --> 00:38:15,730
-How are you? [giggles]
-How are you? Come here.

950
00:38:15,863 --> 00:38:17,330
-You look so beautiful.
-Oh, okay.

951
00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:18,331
-Oh, okay.
-No, again!

952
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:19,700
Okay, Samuel, great.

953
00:38:19,834 --> 00:38:21,636
You can't kiss me
on the mouth anymore.

954
00:38:21,769 --> 00:38:24,471
-I'm a married woman.
-Oh, that is a nice rock.

955
00:38:24,605 --> 00:38:25,840
[club music]

956
00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:27,508
-So, you're ready to go? Okay.
-Yep.

957
00:38:27,642 --> 00:38:29,811
-Mm-hmm. Let's go. Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

958
00:38:32,013 --> 00:38:33,247
What? Still feisty.

959
00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:36,449
-Oh, you know me. Always.
-She's so feisty. I like it.

960
00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,553
-Yeah. Mm.
-No. I-- I missed that.

961
00:38:38,986 --> 00:38:40,888
Actually, I haven't missed much.
I've been keeping up with you

962
00:38:41,022 --> 00:38:42,590
-on social media. Yeah!
-Really?

963
00:38:42,723 --> 00:38:44,625
Because I don't know
anything about you.

964
00:38:44,759 --> 00:38:46,393
Other than you're
still not married.

965
00:38:46,527 --> 00:38:47,929
Oh, burn.

966
00:38:48,395 --> 00:38:51,364
[sighs] Well, honey,
you've ruined me for all women.

967
00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:54,635
That's because I'm like a dog
on a fire hydrant, just...

968
00:38:54,769 --> 00:38:58,239
-[mimics pissing]
just pissing all over you.
-[sighs]

969
00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:01,042
[softly] Thank you
for the image. Thank you.

970
00:39:01,175 --> 00:39:02,777
-Okay, let's get started. Yeah?
-Yeah.

971
00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:04,045
Jasmine is gonna
be helping us out.

972
00:39:04,178 --> 00:39:06,013
Oh, I think she's helped enough.

973
00:39:07,081 --> 00:39:08,683
-Okay. Alexis, take a seat.
-[Jasmine] Yeah.

974
00:39:08,816 --> 00:39:10,117
Uh, Jasmine, will you place

975
00:39:10,251 --> 00:39:11,953
a few of those gummies
in her palm for me?

976
00:39:12,086 --> 00:39:15,122
Okay, Alexis, open up.
Place them right there.

977
00:39:15,256 --> 00:39:16,791
Beautiful. Beau--

978
00:39:16,924 --> 00:39:19,327
-Oh! Bouncy little fuckers.
-Okay, Jasmin--

979
00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:21,262
-What happened?
-Jasmine, the whol--
the whole point,

980
00:39:21,394 --> 00:39:22,763
Jasmine,
is to place them in her palm,

981
00:39:22,897 --> 00:39:24,999
make sure they stay, okay?
Let's try that.

982
00:39:25,132 --> 00:39:27,702
Okay, let's do it again.
Let's go. Okay.

983
00:39:27,835 --> 00:39:29,804
-There you go.
All right, here we go.
-Mm-hmm.

984
00:39:29,937 --> 00:39:32,673
-Um.
-Give me hot. Roll the tips.

985
00:39:32,807 --> 00:39:34,942
-[camera clicking]
-Yes, roll the tips.

986
00:39:35,076 --> 00:39:37,345
Now, open it up.
Open it up, open it up!

987
00:39:37,812 --> 00:39:40,514
Yes. [grunts]
Give me a hyena. [growls]

988
00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:44,451
-Oh, yeah.
-[mimics hyena]
Those fingertips are so sexy.

989
00:39:44,585 --> 00:39:46,453
God, look at that.
So, Diva tells me

990
00:39:46,587 --> 00:39:49,724
that this is your first hand job
in eight years.

991
00:39:49,857 --> 00:39:53,060
[laughs] Hand job?
Oh, you're so funny.

992
00:39:53,194 --> 00:39:54,795
I get it. Uh, no, actually,

993
00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:57,131
I haven't given
a hand job since I was 17.

994
00:39:57,265 --> 00:39:59,466
Well, looks like
we'll have to change that.

995
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,102
I'm just kidding,
I-- I'm kidding.

996
00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:02,837
Okay, you know what?
let's go to the chocolates.

997
00:40:02,970 --> 00:40:04,538
Let's place one
on the index finger,

998
00:40:04,672 --> 00:40:06,874
on the tip, okay?

999
00:40:07,775 --> 00:40:10,578
Gently place it there,
Jasmine. Thank you.

1000
00:40:10,711 --> 00:40:12,046
-Okay, Alexis.
-[Jasmine] Hold still.

1001
00:40:12,179 --> 00:40:14,815
[Samuel]
Hold it there. Okay. Come on.

1002
00:40:14,949 --> 00:40:17,285
That's gorgeous.
Come on. No, no.

1003
00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:21,088
-[loud whooshing]
-[echoing] Open it up,
let me see it. Nice.

1004
00:40:21,488 --> 00:40:23,090
Give me a round.
Give me a round, for me.

1005
00:40:23,224 --> 00:40:24,325
Come on. Come on.

1006
00:40:24,457 --> 00:40:26,294
[indistinct echoing]

1007
00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:27,929
[camera clicking]

1008
00:40:28,062 --> 00:40:29,063
[echoing chuckles]

1009
00:40:29,196 --> 00:40:30,865
[whooshing increases]

1010
00:40:30,998 --> 00:40:32,133
Wait.

1011
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,503
-[camera clicking]
-[Samuel echoing] Yes,
yes. Give it to me...

1012
00:40:35,636 --> 00:40:37,939
[unintelligible]

1013
00:40:38,072 --> 00:40:40,207
[laughing]

1014
00:40:40,341 --> 00:40:43,778
[echoing] I-- I'm melting.

1015
00:40:44,345 --> 00:40:45,546
I'm melt--

1016
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,949
[panting] Melt---

1017
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:50,651
-I'm melting!
-Oh my God!

1018
00:40:50,785 --> 00:40:52,420
-I'm melting!
-Jasmine, will you help her up?

1019
00:40:52,553 --> 00:40:54,555
-Come--
-[laughing]

1020
00:40:54,689 --> 00:40:57,325
Alexis, wha-- what's wrong?

1021
00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:59,860
-She drugged me.
-Wait, wait, wait. What?

1022
00:41:00,294 --> 00:41:03,197
-Did you eat the edibles?
-[mimicking] "Did you eat
the edibles?"

1023
00:41:03,331 --> 00:41:04,799
She gave them to me.

1024
00:41:04,932 --> 00:41:07,535
Oh my God, look at your titties.

1025
00:41:07,668 --> 00:41:09,737
[chuckling] They're so big!

1026
00:41:09,870 --> 00:41:12,606
That's a wrap. We got it.
We got it. Come on.
Jasmine, you can get up.

1027
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,108
-[laughing]
-No. Come on, let's go.

1028
00:41:14,241 --> 00:41:16,744
We got it. We got the shot.
You're such a pro.

1029
00:41:16,877 --> 00:41:18,913
-Yes! Okay.
-[soft moans]

1030
00:41:19,046 --> 00:41:20,480
I want a hot dog.

1031
00:41:21,215 --> 00:41:23,651
I will give you
a hot dog. Let's go.

1032
00:41:23,784 --> 00:41:26,020
[salsa music]

1033
00:41:38,532 --> 00:41:41,535
All right,
you're our last guest.
You can join them by the pool,

1034
00:41:41,669 --> 00:41:43,070
they're about to begin
in five minutes.

1035
00:41:43,204 --> 00:41:44,205
All right. Thank you.

1036
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:47,641
[electronic music]

1037
00:41:47,775 --> 00:41:50,011
[indistinct chatter]

1038
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:57,351
You made it!

1039
00:41:57,818 --> 00:42:00,554
Oh, and you brought
a bag of tricks.

1040
00:42:00,688 --> 00:42:02,223
Some people
usually wait a few times

1041
00:42:02,356 --> 00:42:03,758
before they dive right in.

1042
00:42:03,891 --> 00:42:05,893
But you're just getting
all in there, aren't you?

1043
00:42:06,027 --> 00:42:07,728
-[laughs]
-Yeah, I'm a good swimmer.

1044
00:42:07,862 --> 00:42:09,330
Look, I don't mean to brag,

1045
00:42:09,463 --> 00:42:12,166
-but I was on the JV team
for four years.
-[laughs]

1046
00:42:12,299 --> 00:42:13,968
-What's up, buddy? [laughs]
-[groans] Oh, God!

1047
00:42:14,101 --> 00:42:16,270
Oh, man,
I knew you'd come around.

1048
00:42:16,404 --> 00:42:18,439
-Wow. Oh!
-Yeah.

1049
00:42:18,572 --> 00:42:20,741
-[Julia] Hey.
-The whole gang is here.

1050
00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:22,543
-Hey, Marco.
-Okay.

1051
00:42:22,676 --> 00:42:25,546
We've been coming
to these pool parties
for some time now.

1052
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:29,617
Really? And you never thought
of inviting Alexis and me?

1053
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:31,052
[all laugh]

1054
00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:34,855
-Who doesn't love
a good pool party, right?
-[woman] Yeah.

1055
00:42:34,989 --> 00:42:38,325
[lively chattering]

1056
00:42:38,459 --> 00:42:39,660
Let's get wet.

1057
00:42:39,794 --> 00:42:40,694
-[woman] Let's get wet!
-[cheering]

1058
00:42:40,828 --> 00:42:42,129
[upbeat music]

1059
00:42:42,263 --> 00:42:44,098
[muted voice]

1060
00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:55,943
-Marquito!
-Ah, Jesus.

1061
00:42:56,911 --> 00:42:58,579
You were invited?

1062
00:42:58,712 --> 00:42:59,980
-Sheesh.
-[chuckles]

1063
00:43:00,114 --> 00:43:01,382
Technically, no.

1064
00:43:01,516 --> 00:43:03,284
I saw your text from Miss Beach,

1065
00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:04,553
so I'm crashing.

1066
00:43:04,685 --> 00:43:05,920
But I knew
you'd need a sidekick.

1067
00:43:06,053 --> 00:43:07,822
You saw my text? That's--

1068
00:43:07,955 --> 00:43:11,292
Oh, and I'm gonna need a ride.
I took the bus.

1069
00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:14,061
You took the bus
wearing water shoes?

1070
00:43:14,529 --> 00:43:16,931
It's for the environment, bro.
Don't judge.

1071
00:43:18,799 --> 00:43:21,335
Hey, hey. I'm really glad

1072
00:43:21,469 --> 00:43:23,538
-that you're here.
-Why isn't anyone in the pool?

1073
00:43:23,671 --> 00:43:25,005
That's what I mean.

1074
00:43:25,639 --> 00:43:28,577
Something's up. I, I, I just
can't put my finger on it.

1075
00:43:28,709 --> 00:43:33,914
But the fact that they never
invited Alexis and me
to one of these parties--

1076
00:43:34,348 --> 00:43:35,816
[Frank]
Can I have your attention,
everybody?

1077
00:43:35,950 --> 00:43:38,052
[Tanya]
I'd like to welcome everyone.

1078
00:43:38,185 --> 00:43:40,888
As always, we will go
over the short rules.

1079
00:43:41,021 --> 00:43:43,057
I'm glad they're reminding
everyone not to run.

1080
00:43:43,190 --> 00:43:44,792
I fell on my head so hard once,

1081
00:43:44,925 --> 00:43:46,694
I forgot how to wipe
my own ass for a week.

1082
00:43:46,827 --> 00:43:48,662
The safe word is "papaya."

1083
00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:51,165
-[continues indistinctly]
-That's the original manager
of Guns N' Roses.

1084
00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:52,833
-[Marco] No way.
-[Bob] Yeah, bro.

1085
00:43:52,967 --> 00:43:54,201
I didn't know
he was in the bingo.

1086
00:43:54,335 --> 00:43:55,604
[Tanya]
...and unfortunately you can't

1087
00:43:55,736 --> 00:43:57,572
-come back ever again.
-[laughs]

1088
00:43:57,705 --> 00:43:58,873
Let's begin.

1089
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:03,010
[upbeat electronic music]

1090
00:44:05,112 --> 00:44:07,915
-Fourteen.
-Boom, yeah!

1091
00:44:08,048 --> 00:44:09,717
Number one draft pick.

1092
00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:12,286
University of awesome, bro.

1093
00:44:12,419 --> 00:44:14,155
These people
are so fucking organized.

1094
00:44:14,288 --> 00:44:16,190
All of this
just to get in the pool?

1095
00:44:16,323 --> 00:44:18,893
I swear I'm gonna cannonball
on these fools when I get in.

1096
00:44:19,026 --> 00:44:21,896
-I'm with you.
-I have an 18 and a 3.

1097
00:44:22,029 --> 00:44:23,797
-[cheering]
-Alright.

1098
00:44:24,633 --> 00:44:25,766
[Frank]
We have a 26.

1099
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,602
[crowd]
Yeah!

1100
00:44:27,735 --> 00:44:30,004
-[Frank] Thirty.
-That's you, bro.

1101
00:44:30,137 --> 00:44:30,804
Oh shit.

1102
00:44:30,938 --> 00:44:32,607
[all cheering]

1103
00:44:32,740 --> 00:44:34,742
Yeah. Alright.

1104
00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:36,377
Thank you. Thank you.

1105
00:44:36,511 --> 00:44:37,646
-Alright.
-Bye.

1106
00:44:37,778 --> 00:44:40,014
Yeah, man.
See you in the pool, bro.

1107
00:44:40,147 --> 00:44:41,315
[Marco]
Whoo-hoo!

1108
00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:45,319
Hey, 30.

1109
00:44:45,452 --> 00:44:49,290
Hey, you are
in the bomb pop room.

1110
00:44:49,423 --> 00:44:50,391
Follow me.

1111
00:44:50,891 --> 00:44:51,959
Okay.

1112
00:44:56,864 --> 00:44:58,966
-Here you go.
-Thank you.

1113
00:45:04,905 --> 00:45:06,473
[mouths]
What the fuck?

1114
00:45:06,608 --> 00:45:08,042
[door closes]

1115
00:45:16,417 --> 00:45:18,852
The toys are always
the best part.

1116
00:45:19,286 --> 00:45:22,256
Oh, god. I'm sorry,
is, is this your room?

1117
00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:25,092
It's our room.
Should we change now?

1118
00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:28,395
Um, sure.

1119
00:45:29,598 --> 00:45:31,432
Oh, you mean now? Oh, oh, okay.

1120
00:45:31,566 --> 00:45:35,135
I'll, I'll just turn around
and give you some privacy.

1121
00:45:35,736 --> 00:45:36,937
[exhales]

1122
00:45:38,038 --> 00:45:39,206
Oh, ow. What?
What are you doing?

1123
00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:42,309
You have small wrists.
I like that.

1124
00:45:42,443 --> 00:45:44,613
Maybe we can use it
to our advantage.

1125
00:45:44,745 --> 00:45:45,779
What about the pool?

1126
00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:48,449
[groans] Meh, meh, meh.

1127
00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:51,986
Oh, my God. Oh. [gagging]

1128
00:45:52,654 --> 00:45:54,455
[whiplash]

1129
00:45:54,922 --> 00:45:55,789
Shut up!

1130
00:45:55,923 --> 00:45:57,224
[grunting]

1131
00:45:58,058 --> 00:45:59,226
-[whiplash]
-[groans]

1132
00:46:01,563 --> 00:46:03,097
Oh, uh, sorry. I-- My bad.

1133
00:46:03,531 --> 00:46:06,000
No, honey,
you're in the right room.

1134
00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:07,268
Close the door.

1135
00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:10,237
Okay.

1136
00:46:14,576 --> 00:46:15,809
I, uh...

1137
00:46:17,646 --> 00:46:20,147
Are we supposed to do something?

1138
00:46:22,816 --> 00:46:24,952
-Are those for me?
-Hell yeah.

1139
00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:27,821
We have company joining us
in just a moment.

1140
00:46:28,289 --> 00:46:29,290
[gasps]

1141
00:46:30,491 --> 00:46:31,593
No way.

1142
00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:34,161
My dreams are finally
coming true.

1143
00:46:34,295 --> 00:46:36,130
I've always wanted to be
in a threesome.

1144
00:46:36,263 --> 00:46:37,766
Can I keep my water shoes on?

1145
00:46:37,898 --> 00:46:39,734
Whatever floats
your boat, darling.

1146
00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:42,202
-[laughs]
-[door closes]

1147
00:46:43,137 --> 00:46:45,573
Hi, my name is Gunther.

1148
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,042
[wheezes]

1149
00:46:50,010 --> 00:46:52,479
-[whiplash]
-[Laurie] I have more toys.

1150
00:46:55,149 --> 00:46:57,851
[Marco gagging]

1151
00:46:58,553 --> 00:47:00,387
A runner! How fun.

1152
00:47:02,557 --> 00:47:03,924
[Marco moans]

1153
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:06,193
[grunts]

1154
00:47:07,696 --> 00:47:09,263
You didn't say papaya.

1155
00:47:09,396 --> 00:47:11,031
[gagging]

1156
00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:18,005
-What?
-Papaya. Papaya.

1157
00:47:18,138 --> 00:47:20,240
Get these cuffs off me, please.

1158
00:47:20,709 --> 00:47:22,042
-Okay.
-Oh, my god.

1159
00:47:23,578 --> 00:47:24,945
Come on. Estanley.

1160
00:47:25,079 --> 00:47:26,146
[knocks on door]

1161
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,181
Estanley.

1162
00:47:27,314 --> 00:47:28,349
-[woman moans]
-Oh, I'm sorry.

1163
00:47:28,482 --> 00:47:29,718
-[door closes]
-I'm sorry.

1164
00:47:30,084 --> 00:47:32,353
[woman moaning]

1165
00:47:33,822 --> 00:47:34,789
[door opens]

1166
00:47:34,922 --> 00:47:36,290
-[Marco] Bob?
-Marco.

1167
00:47:36,423 --> 00:47:38,292
-Marco, here.
-No, I'm good.

1168
00:47:39,527 --> 00:47:40,494
I'm good.

1169
00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:44,998
-[knocks on door]
-Estanley.

1170
00:47:45,767 --> 00:47:47,468
-Estanley.
-[goat bleating]

1171
00:47:50,237 --> 00:47:51,438
[Estanley screams]

1172
00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:54,241
Estanley, Estanley.

1173
00:47:55,744 --> 00:47:58,879
[Estanley]
I've never known
so much pleasure.

1174
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,349
Marco. Hey.
Awesome pool party, huh?

1175
00:48:02,483 --> 00:48:04,552
Uh, Estanley, we've gotta go.

1176
00:48:04,686 --> 00:48:06,353
Hell, no, bro.

1177
00:48:06,487 --> 00:48:09,123
I, I've waited for this moment
my whole life.

1178
00:48:09,256 --> 00:48:11,659
-I'm leaving.
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1179
00:48:12,192 --> 00:48:14,995
Mistress Tanya,
may I please have a ride home?

1180
00:48:15,129 --> 00:48:16,664
I'll give you a ride, honey.

1181
00:48:16,798 --> 00:48:17,998
Thank you, Mistress Tanya.

1182
00:48:18,132 --> 00:48:18,932
You good, man?

1183
00:48:19,066 --> 00:48:20,968
I'm so good, bro.

1184
00:48:22,136 --> 00:48:23,137
Good luck.

1185
00:48:23,270 --> 00:48:24,639
[Estanley]
Marco! Marco!

1186
00:48:25,372 --> 00:48:27,642
Don't forget about me, bro.

1187
00:48:29,143 --> 00:48:30,712
Marco! Marco!

1188
00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:31,979
-[Marco] What?
-This is Gunther.

1189
00:48:32,112 --> 00:48:33,180
-Hi.
-[Estanley] Can he come over

1190
00:48:33,313 --> 00:48:35,449
-for pizza Friday night?
-Sure.

1191
00:48:36,518 --> 00:48:38,419
Okay, Estanley.

1192
00:48:39,821 --> 00:48:44,358
One, two, or three balls?

1193
00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:47,027
Yes, please. Oh.

1194
00:48:47,695 --> 00:48:48,495
[groan echoes]

1195
00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:51,465
[Mexican music]

1196
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:54,602
So weird. I didn't think Gunther
would be the one to cry.

1197
00:48:54,736 --> 00:48:55,770
Yeah. What a little bitch.

1198
00:48:55,904 --> 00:48:57,271
I did all the work.

1199
00:48:57,705 --> 00:48:58,773
Get me three tacos.

1200
00:48:58,907 --> 00:49:00,107
Yes, ma'am.

1201
00:49:01,876 --> 00:49:03,410
Hamburger for Tomas!

1202
00:49:06,079 --> 00:49:07,948
Ah-ha! I knew it.

1203
00:49:08,081 --> 00:49:10,585
You carrot top motherfucker.

1204
00:49:11,118 --> 00:49:12,687
What's this?

1205
00:49:12,821 --> 00:49:13,721
Mm?

1206
00:49:14,455 --> 00:49:15,690
A burger?

1207
00:49:18,358 --> 00:49:19,694
You're not a vegan.

1208
00:49:19,828 --> 00:49:20,728
You're a phony.

1209
00:49:20,862 --> 00:49:22,029
Fuck you, Estanley.

1210
00:49:22,162 --> 00:49:23,964
Get back here,
you son of a bitch!

1211
00:49:24,398 --> 00:49:26,433
[Tanya]
What about my tacos, fool?

1212
00:49:26,568 --> 00:49:28,536
Oh, my god. That's my neighbor.

1213
00:49:28,670 --> 00:49:30,170
Wait, wait. You know him?

1214
00:49:30,605 --> 00:49:31,606
Yeah.

1215
00:49:31,739 --> 00:49:35,275
Now this, my darling,
is perfection.

1216
00:49:35,409 --> 00:49:36,977
-[giggles]
-You've got ketchup,

1217
00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:40,113
mustard, mayo, relish,
end to end.

1218
00:49:40,247 --> 00:49:42,517
All the flavor in every bite.

1219
00:49:42,951 --> 00:49:44,485
It looks like a mess. [chuckles]

1220
00:49:44,985 --> 00:49:45,954
Do you want me to make yours?

1221
00:49:46,086 --> 00:49:47,956
No, I'm good, Mr. Perfection.

1222
00:49:48,088 --> 00:49:49,122
Actually, I'm really hungry.

1223
00:49:49,256 --> 00:49:50,792
Oh my god. That long dog

1224
00:49:50,925 --> 00:49:52,426
at the Gwen Stefani concert.

1225
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,294
That shit was perfection.
Am I right?

1226
00:49:54,428 --> 00:49:56,363
Great concert,
but I drank way too much.

1227
00:49:56,497 --> 00:49:58,999
My god. Shit.
This just reminds me.

1228
00:49:59,534 --> 00:50:01,335
-Do you remember
the morning after?
-Don't remind me.

1229
00:50:01,468 --> 00:50:03,470
I drove you home in the morning.

1230
00:50:03,872 --> 00:50:05,072
Wait, wait, wait.

1231
00:50:06,073 --> 00:50:07,809
You be me. I'll be you.

1232
00:50:07,942 --> 00:50:09,544
-No.
-Alexis, please.

1233
00:50:09,677 --> 00:50:10,778
No, you're awful.

1234
00:50:10,912 --> 00:50:13,146
-I am awful. Please.
-Fine.

1235
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,314
Thank you.

1236
00:50:14,682 --> 00:50:16,784
-You have to drive.
-Okay. I'm driving.

1237
00:50:16,918 --> 00:50:18,352
[imitates car]

1238
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:21,890
-Baby, do you mind
pulling over-- [screams]
-Okay, sure, sure.

1239
00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:23,190
[whimpers]

1240
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,861
No.

1241
00:50:26,995 --> 00:50:29,496
-[imitates puking]
-[giggling]

1242
00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:33,066
-[coughs]
-I wiped my face
like that too? Okay.

1243
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,904
That was the most demure
throw-up I've ever seen
in my life.

1244
00:50:36,036 --> 00:50:38,138
And then you just drove off
like nothing happened.

1245
00:50:38,272 --> 00:50:39,541
I didn't even notice
until I got home

1246
00:50:39,674 --> 00:50:41,275
there was puke
all on the side of my car.

1247
00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:42,844
I know. I'm so sorry.

1248
00:50:42,977 --> 00:50:46,514
I was such an idiot.
I think we just began dating.

1249
00:50:47,214 --> 00:50:48,382
It took me a while to get you

1250
00:50:48,516 --> 00:50:51,051
to let your walls down
and just be you.

1251
00:50:51,953 --> 00:50:52,787
Puke and all.

1252
00:50:52,921 --> 00:50:54,288
But you did.

1253
00:50:55,823 --> 00:50:57,926
You know, sometimes I think
you're the last person

1254
00:50:58,058 --> 00:51:01,194
I really got to do that with.

1255
00:51:07,367 --> 00:51:08,703
That jacket looks good on you.

1256
00:51:08,836 --> 00:51:10,103
[Alexis]
Thanks.

1257
00:51:11,138 --> 00:51:12,272
You think Jasmine is
gonna sue me?

1258
00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:14,441
No. You--
she basically roofied you.

1259
00:51:14,809 --> 00:51:15,777
-Right.
-Yeah.

1260
00:51:16,143 --> 00:51:17,512
We got what we needed anyway.

1261
00:51:17,645 --> 00:51:19,179
All I cared about was the fact

1262
00:51:19,313 --> 00:51:21,916
that you looked happy
and that you loosened up.

1263
00:51:22,382 --> 00:51:24,217
It reminded me of old times.

1264
00:51:24,819 --> 00:51:25,720
Yeah.

1265
00:51:27,555 --> 00:51:29,591
-[both] So...
-[clears throat]

1266
00:51:34,662 --> 00:51:35,964
[grunting]

1267
00:51:36,096 --> 00:51:37,130
[screams]

1268
00:51:37,264 --> 00:51:38,432
Oh, my god. I'm so sorry.

1269
00:51:38,566 --> 00:51:39,901
-Oh, my god.
-It was just an instinct.

1270
00:51:40,034 --> 00:51:41,435
-Are you kidding?
-It's just an old, old habit.

1271
00:51:41,569 --> 00:51:44,404
-I don't know.
-Old habit? [grunts]

1272
00:51:44,539 --> 00:51:46,908
-Let me take you
to the hospital!
-No, no, no, no, no, no.

1273
00:51:47,041 --> 00:51:50,011
It's just, you know. No,
I don't want that. I'm gonna
leave it in for a moment.

1274
00:51:50,143 --> 00:51:52,046
[indistinct] You like it?

1275
00:51:52,179 --> 00:51:53,781
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Oh.

1276
00:51:53,915 --> 00:51:56,017
-Shit. God.
You are a crazy fucker.
-Yeah.

1277
00:51:56,149 --> 00:51:57,451
I am. Oh, touch it.

1278
00:51:57,585 --> 00:51:59,887
-Touch it? [indistinct]
-Touch it.

1279
00:52:00,021 --> 00:52:03,423
[both grunting]

1280
00:52:06,094 --> 00:52:07,260
Oh, this is getting weird.

1281
00:52:07,394 --> 00:52:08,963
Yes. It hasn't hit the bone yet.

1282
00:52:09,097 --> 00:52:10,230
Alright. Alright. So go deeper?

1283
00:52:10,364 --> 00:52:13,333
[both moaning]

1284
00:52:15,003 --> 00:52:18,171
[Marco moaning]

1285
00:52:20,108 --> 00:52:22,409
[groaning]

1286
00:52:26,047 --> 00:52:27,782
[grunting]

1287
00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:31,586
[gurgling]

1288
00:52:32,787 --> 00:52:34,122
[shivering]

1289
00:52:34,254 --> 00:52:35,890
[comical music]

1290
00:52:37,058 --> 00:52:38,860
[crickets chirping]

1291
00:52:45,465 --> 00:52:48,468
[romantic music]

1292
00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:04,519
[groans]

1293
00:53:10,024 --> 00:53:11,324
Hey.

1294
00:53:12,093 --> 00:53:13,695
[giggles] Hey.

1295
00:53:14,896 --> 00:53:15,863
Do you hate me?

1296
00:53:16,998 --> 00:53:19,499
No. Never.

1297
00:53:20,868 --> 00:53:21,903
It's the opposite.

1298
00:53:23,071 --> 00:53:24,105
I love you.

1299
00:53:24,471 --> 00:53:25,807
[whispers]
I love you too.

1300
00:53:27,141 --> 00:53:29,309
I took the post down last night.

1301
00:53:30,243 --> 00:53:32,212
-You were right.
-Whoa, whoa.

1302
00:53:32,345 --> 00:53:35,415
[chuckles]
It was stupid and immature

1303
00:53:35,550 --> 00:53:37,417
and I should have never done it.

1304
00:53:38,152 --> 00:53:39,620
That was a big mistake.

1305
00:53:40,955 --> 00:53:44,659
Can we just forget
it ever happened?

1306
00:53:45,126 --> 00:53:46,594
Yes!

1307
00:53:48,029 --> 00:53:49,329
I want nothing more.

1308
00:54:00,041 --> 00:54:00,975
So...

1309
00:54:02,577 --> 00:54:05,079
...you took it down
with no explanation?

1310
00:54:05,913 --> 00:54:09,751
"For better or for worse,
we aren't divorcing.

1311
00:54:09,884 --> 00:54:12,754
I'm sorry to everyone
who worried about us.

1312
00:54:12,887 --> 00:54:13,888
We love you."

1313
00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:16,157
Aww, that's perfect.

1314
00:54:16,289 --> 00:54:17,558
[giggles]

1315
00:54:18,258 --> 00:54:20,595
But could you repeat
one thing? Um...

1316
00:54:21,461 --> 00:54:24,932
-Yeah.
-Could you repeat the part

1317
00:54:25,066 --> 00:54:27,668
when you said the words
"You were right"?

1318
00:54:28,770 --> 00:54:29,402
[giggles]

1319
00:54:29,537 --> 00:54:31,539
[calm music]

1320
00:54:32,472 --> 00:54:33,708
Oh, you liked that, didn't you?

1321
00:54:33,841 --> 00:54:37,779
-Mm-hmm.
-Oh, you were so right.

1322
00:54:37,912 --> 00:54:38,813
Again.

1323
00:54:41,381 --> 00:54:43,651
-You were so...
-[both moan]

1324
00:54:43,785 --> 00:54:45,019
-...right.
-Yeah? [chuckles]

1325
00:54:45,153 --> 00:54:46,453
[both giggle]

1326
00:54:47,588 --> 00:54:49,223
-All right then.
-Mm-hmm.

1327
00:54:49,356 --> 00:54:51,458
-[Alexis] Mm-hmm.
-[phone message beeps]

1328
00:55:04,471 --> 00:55:05,706
Oh, my god.

1329
00:55:07,675 --> 00:55:10,077
Oh, my god, babe,
I have some amazing news.

1330
00:55:10,745 --> 00:55:13,413
Babe, what's wrong?

1331
00:55:15,082 --> 00:55:16,316
Debby sent me this.

1332
00:55:18,586 --> 00:55:20,254
Okay. I, I can explain.

1333
00:55:20,822 --> 00:55:23,356
Did she send you the one
where I stabbed him in the leg

1334
00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:24,992
with the pencil right after?

1335
00:55:26,961 --> 00:55:28,596
-You're unbelievable.
-Marco?

1336
00:55:28,729 --> 00:55:29,797
-No!
-Get off me!

1337
00:55:29,931 --> 00:55:30,531
Babe.

1338
00:55:30,665 --> 00:55:33,801
[door opens, closes]

1339
00:55:33,935 --> 00:55:34,869
Bitch.

1340
00:55:37,004 --> 00:55:37,972
God.

1341
00:55:39,372 --> 00:55:41,275
[music blasting on speaker]

1342
00:55:41,709 --> 00:55:44,377
I tried to tell you that
she's out of your league, bro.

1343
00:55:44,512 --> 00:55:48,583
Ugh! Fuck you, Estanley.

1344
00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:51,619
Everybody is in my league, man.

1345
00:55:51,752 --> 00:55:54,922
Alright? I'm not short.
I'm not tall either.

1346
00:55:56,123 --> 00:55:57,457
I'm good-looking.

1347
00:55:58,526 --> 00:56:00,328
I've made something of myself.

1348
00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:04,999
Listen, so is Alexis really sad?

1349
00:56:05,432 --> 00:56:06,567
She should be.

1350
00:56:07,134 --> 00:56:09,136
-I'm the best thing
she's ever had.
-[holds laughter]

1351
00:56:09,270 --> 00:56:13,440
Is she angry?
Like "I'm gonna have
a revenge fuck with some rando

1352
00:56:13,574 --> 00:56:15,509
to get back at that
motherfucker" angry?

1353
00:56:15,643 --> 00:56:17,410
Or, or, or is she angry

1354
00:56:17,545 --> 00:56:20,114
like, "You know what?
Fuck Marco.

1355
00:56:20,248 --> 00:56:21,682
I'm gonna blow all his friends

1356
00:56:21,816 --> 00:56:23,483
because I'm
an independent woman."

1357
00:56:23,618 --> 00:56:25,452
What? That's--

1358
00:56:25,586 --> 00:56:27,288
She kissed him.

1359
00:56:27,755 --> 00:56:29,190
Why would she be mad?

1360
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:33,393
Guys, guys.
What's with the questions?

1361
00:56:33,761 --> 00:56:35,863
We're just trying to figure out

1362
00:56:35,997 --> 00:56:39,100
if it's a good time
to ask her out now

1363
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:40,301
or just wait a little bit.

1364
00:56:40,433 --> 00:56:41,769
You're cool with now?

1365
00:56:42,303 --> 00:56:43,738
Are you fucking kidding me?

1366
00:56:43,871 --> 00:56:45,773
-God!
-You two are supposed to be

1367
00:56:45,907 --> 00:56:46,974
-on my side!
-[groans]

1368
00:56:47,108 --> 00:56:48,276
-Fucking son of a...
-Jesus.

1369
00:56:48,408 --> 00:56:49,977
-Calm down, man.
-...bitch.

1370
00:56:50,111 --> 00:56:52,580
-This is a brand new shirt,
you motherfucker.
-Jesus.

1371
00:56:52,713 --> 00:56:54,615
-Christ.
-Goddammit.

1372
00:56:55,016 --> 00:56:56,150
Alright.

1373
00:56:57,184 --> 00:56:59,287
[Estanley]
You know what? The way I see it,

1374
00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:01,355
you must remember this.

1375
00:57:01,789 --> 00:57:03,357
A kiss is just a kiss.

1376
00:57:03,758 --> 00:57:07,061
A fly is just a fly. It--

1377
00:57:07,427 --> 00:57:10,097
Ah, fuck. How, how does it go?

1378
00:57:10,231 --> 00:57:11,431
The fuck are you saying?

1379
00:57:11,899 --> 00:57:16,270
Well, what I'm saying is
once you love her screw,

1380
00:57:16,771 --> 00:57:18,839
they still say "I love you."

1381
00:57:19,273 --> 00:57:21,075
And that's the shit, man.

1382
00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:23,010
That's totally the shit.

1383
00:57:23,411 --> 00:57:25,112
That's the shit.

1384
00:57:25,478 --> 00:57:28,749
I love her. I love her.

1385
00:57:31,953 --> 00:57:33,287
[Estanley]
He's passed out.

1386
00:57:34,388 --> 00:57:38,192
-Let's sharpie his face
and his balls.
-Yeah.

1387
00:57:38,326 --> 00:57:40,695
-[crickets chirping]
-[Estanley] Did you bring
the sharpie?

1388
00:57:40,828 --> 00:57:41,696
[Bob]
Fuck.

1389
00:57:41,829 --> 00:57:43,064
[Estanley]
Fuck.

1390
00:57:43,197 --> 00:57:44,765
[snoring]

1391
00:57:47,301 --> 00:57:48,803
Save me. Save me.

1392
00:57:49,770 --> 00:57:52,773
I'm the king. I'm the king.

1393
00:57:52,907 --> 00:57:56,744
Oh, god. Oh, god.
Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god.

1394
00:57:59,213 --> 00:58:00,114
No.

1395
00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:04,218
[distant bird squawking]

1396
00:58:08,556 --> 00:58:09,724
[groans]

1397
00:58:11,459 --> 00:58:12,560
[clears throat]

1398
00:58:13,294 --> 00:58:14,762
Coffee like you like it.

1399
00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:17,965
How did you know I was here?

1400
00:58:18,766 --> 00:58:21,268
Estanley ordered pizza
from our pizza account.

1401
00:58:21,402 --> 00:58:22,403
[laughs]

1402
00:58:22,536 --> 00:58:24,505
Babe, I'm really sorry.

1403
00:58:25,639 --> 00:58:28,642
Samuel kissed me, but I swear
I didn't kiss him back.

1404
00:58:29,443 --> 00:58:30,611
You know what, Alexis?

1405
00:58:31,278 --> 00:58:33,714
I warned you that something
like this would happen.

1406
00:58:33,848 --> 00:58:35,016
But you ignored me.

1407
00:58:35,383 --> 00:58:37,385
So this is all your fault.

1408
00:58:37,518 --> 00:58:40,955
-I know.
-The divorce baiting,
sending me on a coffee date,

1409
00:58:41,088 --> 00:58:43,891
and then I get violated
at a pool party.

1410
00:58:44,392 --> 00:58:45,793
-What?
-Never mind.

1411
00:58:45,926 --> 00:58:48,162
You have trust issues, Alexis.

1412
00:58:48,295 --> 00:58:51,665
Your walls are up with me
and they won't come down.

1413
00:58:51,799 --> 00:58:54,135
And I feel that
that will never happen.

1414
00:58:54,268 --> 00:58:58,439
But I can handle knowing
that they may never come down,

1415
00:58:58,572 --> 00:59:00,975
but you not trusting me

1416
00:59:01,108 --> 00:59:04,011
and then you go out
and you kiss your ex.

1417
00:59:04,145 --> 00:59:05,112
[exhales] Wow.

1418
00:59:05,246 --> 00:59:07,748
[distant birds
chirping, squawking]

1419
00:59:10,785 --> 00:59:12,119
I need time alone.

1420
00:59:12,787 --> 00:59:13,888
Wait, babe.

1421
00:59:18,527 --> 00:59:20,261
Man, is he pissed at you.

1422
00:59:22,363 --> 00:59:23,798
[distant bird squawking]

1423
00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:26,000
[distant car honking]

1424
00:59:26,133 --> 00:59:27,701
[knocks on door]

1425
00:59:28,102 --> 00:59:29,003
Come in.

1426
00:59:30,337 --> 00:59:31,906
Hi. You busy?

1427
00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:34,909
Oh, hey, Debs. Come in.

1428
00:59:35,676 --> 00:59:36,877
Take a seat.

1429
00:59:40,714 --> 00:59:41,882
You know, I...

1430
00:59:42,349 --> 00:59:44,418
I just wanted to check on you,
so I brought you lunch.

1431
00:59:45,252 --> 00:59:49,356
Oh, wow.
That was very nice of you.

1432
00:59:50,724 --> 00:59:51,692
Shit, I guess it is lunch.

1433
00:59:51,826 --> 00:59:54,428
Yeah. Ahi Poke.

1434
00:59:54,829 --> 00:59:57,231
Are you serious?
That is my favorite.

1435
00:59:57,364 --> 00:59:58,432
You've always got my back.

1436
00:59:58,567 --> 00:59:59,867
It wasn't that hard, honestly.

1437
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,636
You're posting
lots and lots of poke pics.

1438
01:00:03,003 --> 01:00:04,905
-Poke pics.
-[laughs]

1439
01:00:05,039 --> 01:00:05,906
Right.

1440
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:06,941
Hey.

1441
01:00:08,008 --> 01:00:09,511
-About the video...
-Oh.

1442
01:00:09,643 --> 01:00:13,582
...I just want you to know
I was absolutely tortured

1443
01:00:13,714 --> 01:00:14,882
all night about it.

1444
01:00:15,316 --> 01:00:17,451
But I thought if it were me,
I would want to know.

1445
01:00:17,586 --> 01:00:19,386
So I had to send it.

1446
01:00:19,521 --> 01:00:20,821
Hm. I get it. I get it.

1447
01:00:20,955 --> 01:00:22,756
Well, you did the right thing.
Thank you.

1448
01:00:22,890 --> 01:00:24,658
And I'm sorry that you were
put through that.

1449
01:00:24,792 --> 01:00:26,694
And I'm sure it wasn't
an easy decision.

1450
01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:29,663
So thank you again.

1451
01:00:29,797 --> 01:00:31,365
-Okay.
-Right.

1452
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,870
Oh, by any chance,
is there any sriracha?

1453
01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:40,307
Oh, uh, no.

1454
01:00:40,441 --> 01:00:41,709
That's okay. It's okay.

1455
01:00:41,842 --> 01:00:43,277
I always have extra
in the drawer here.

1456
01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:45,412
[seductive music]

1457
01:00:49,483 --> 01:00:54,021
Ah, found some sriracha-- Jesus.

1458
01:00:54,922 --> 01:00:57,224
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Debby.

1459
01:00:58,092 --> 01:00:59,860
Debby, what are you doing?

1460
01:00:59,994 --> 01:01:01,962
-[Alexis] Hi, Becky.
-[Marco shushes]

1461
01:01:02,096 --> 01:01:03,964
[Alexis]
Oh, you look so great today.

1462
01:01:04,098 --> 01:01:05,299
Is he in?

1463
01:01:05,733 --> 01:01:07,768
Oh, yes, Mrs. Laguna.

1464
01:01:07,902 --> 01:01:09,538
I'm sure he'll be happy
to see you.

1465
01:01:09,670 --> 01:01:12,873
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Come on. Come on.

1466
01:01:13,007 --> 01:01:14,408
Can you please hold his calls

1467
01:01:14,543 --> 01:01:16,110
and not let anyone disturb us?

1468
01:01:16,243 --> 01:01:18,212
-Sure thing.
-Thank you.

1469
01:01:18,746 --> 01:01:21,148
[suspenseful music]

1470
01:01:29,423 --> 01:01:30,824
Hi, baby.

1471
01:01:30,958 --> 01:01:33,160
Hi. Oh, good.

1472
01:01:33,294 --> 01:01:34,695
You're closer to forgiving me.

1473
01:01:34,828 --> 01:01:35,796
Oh, we're good, baby.

1474
01:01:35,930 --> 01:01:36,931
-[grunts]
-[Alexis] Yeah.

1475
01:01:37,064 --> 01:01:38,600
-Oh, we're good.
-[chuckles]

1476
01:01:38,732 --> 01:01:40,635
I see you have lunch.

1477
01:01:40,768 --> 01:01:45,339
Awesome. Because
I brought you dessert.

1478
01:01:46,173 --> 01:01:48,042
Oh, wow.

1479
01:01:48,543 --> 01:01:49,443
Wow.

1480
01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:52,681
I know you've been wanting me

1481
01:01:52,813 --> 01:01:54,848
to give you a little show.

1482
01:01:54,982 --> 01:01:56,685
Stay right there, baby.
Right there.

1483
01:01:56,817 --> 01:01:59,053
-I just-- [clears throat]
I want to take it all in.
-[Alexis giggles]

1484
01:01:59,186 --> 01:02:01,188
I want to look at you
for a moment.

1485
01:02:02,624 --> 01:02:03,525
Hey, girl.

1486
01:02:03,658 --> 01:02:05,492
[gasps]

1487
01:02:05,627 --> 01:02:08,062
Alexis, nothing happened.

1488
01:02:08,195 --> 01:02:11,498
Debby, tell her
I didn't do anything.

1489
01:02:13,267 --> 01:02:15,869
Oh shit. I didn't do anything.

1490
01:02:17,438 --> 01:02:18,439
[sobs]

1491
01:02:20,307 --> 01:02:21,208
Debby.

1492
01:02:21,643 --> 01:02:23,811
Why? Why?

1493
01:02:25,746 --> 01:02:27,549
[crying]

1494
01:02:27,682 --> 01:02:31,118
[emotional music]

1495
01:02:37,925 --> 01:02:39,760
Baby, what are you doing?

1496
01:02:40,794 --> 01:02:42,162
I knew it.

1497
01:02:42,296 --> 01:02:42,997
Knew what?

1498
01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:46,333
When your ex-wife's friends
reached out to you
after your divorce,

1499
01:02:46,467 --> 01:02:48,168
you could have said no,
but you didn't.

1500
01:02:48,769 --> 01:02:51,506
There are plenty of women
who would have slept with you.

1501
01:02:52,106 --> 01:02:53,774
Were you secretly
lusting after them

1502
01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:55,042
while you were married?

1503
01:02:55,175 --> 01:02:57,344
Baby, please stop doing this.

1504
01:02:57,746 --> 01:02:59,547
Stop doing this.

1505
01:03:01,248 --> 01:03:03,050
This is so messed up, Marco.

1506
01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:05,786
[sighs] You asked me
to let my guard down.

1507
01:03:05,919 --> 01:03:07,955
You set us up for disaster.

1508
01:03:08,523 --> 01:03:10,725
You've always had
one foot out the door.

1509
01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:12,960
You have never let me in.

1510
01:03:13,093 --> 01:03:14,562
And this whole
divorce bait thing,

1511
01:03:14,696 --> 01:03:18,265
it wasn't that you just
couldn't trust your friends.

1512
01:03:19,066 --> 01:03:22,604
You couldn't trust me.
You never have.

1513
01:03:22,737 --> 01:03:23,971
[zipper zipping]

1514
01:03:25,205 --> 01:03:26,373
So this is my fault?

1515
01:03:26,508 --> 01:03:27,908
-I didn't say that.
-I'm leaving.

1516
01:03:28,042 --> 01:03:29,376
I-- whoa, whoa.
Where are you going?

1517
01:03:29,511 --> 01:03:33,414
This is ridiculous.
We're married, baby.

1518
01:03:37,151 --> 01:03:38,485
Diva still can't work,

1519
01:03:39,086 --> 01:03:41,322
and the company
really loved what I did.

1520
01:03:41,690 --> 01:03:43,157
They offered me a campaign.

1521
01:03:44,358 --> 01:03:46,661
I've already worked it out
with Emma's dad.

1522
01:03:46,795 --> 01:03:48,195
I'll be gone for three weeks.

1523
01:03:50,765 --> 01:03:54,068
Well, I'm so glad
that you worked this all out.

1524
01:03:54,569 --> 01:03:57,004
Uh, let me guess, is your ex
going to be there?

1525
01:03:57,739 --> 01:03:59,808
I shut that down, Marco.
He's not even an issue.

1526
01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:03,177
Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.
You're gonna give all this up
for that jerk?

1527
01:04:03,310 --> 01:04:06,313
-Oh, stop being insecure.
-I'm not insecure.

1528
01:04:06,847 --> 01:04:08,182
That fucker ain't
got shit on me.

1529
01:04:08,315 --> 01:04:11,452
Oh yeah. Well,
at least he's never hurt me.

1530
01:04:12,721 --> 01:04:14,121
[emotional music]

1531
01:04:14,254 --> 01:04:16,056
Neither have I, Alexis.

1532
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,095
Fuck.

1533
01:04:23,732 --> 01:04:26,333
[birds chirping]

1534
01:04:45,587 --> 01:04:48,055
[phone ringing]

1535
01:04:53,093 --> 01:04:55,963
[Alexis]
<i>Hey, it's Alexis.</i>
<i>You know what to do.</i>

1536
01:04:56,096 --> 01:04:57,364
[phone line beeps]

1537
01:04:59,032 --> 01:05:00,735
[mutters angrily]
Where are you, Alexis?

1538
01:05:00,869 --> 01:05:02,503
Why you do this all the time?

1539
01:05:03,571 --> 01:05:04,639
[sighs]

1540
01:05:10,110 --> 01:05:11,579
-[door opens]
-[Bob] Marco.

1541
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:14,749
You shouldn't leave
your back door open.

1542
01:05:14,883 --> 01:05:16,183
Weirdos can just walk right in.

1543
01:05:16,316 --> 01:05:19,086
Present company not excluded.

1544
01:05:20,087 --> 01:05:23,390
Marco. This is a mantervention.

1545
01:05:24,526 --> 01:05:26,728
-A what?
-We're intervening
on your hall pass

1546
01:05:26,861 --> 01:05:28,495
because we know
you're gonna fuck this up.

1547
01:05:28,630 --> 01:05:29,564
Take notes.

1548
01:05:30,063 --> 01:05:33,000
I-- I'm not
on a hall pass, guys.

1549
01:05:33,133 --> 01:05:34,935
Alright?
I don't want to see other women.

1550
01:05:35,436 --> 01:05:36,937
This is
every married man's dream.

1551
01:05:37,070 --> 01:05:39,006
Guys, this isn't a breakup.

1552
01:05:39,373 --> 01:05:41,576
You don't think she's out there
banging that stallion?

1553
01:05:41,709 --> 01:05:44,211
-I do.
-I wouldn't call him
a stallion.

1554
01:05:44,344 --> 01:05:46,213
While you sit here moping,

1555
01:05:46,346 --> 01:05:49,483
she's out there
riding him like a bull.

1556
01:05:49,617 --> 01:05:51,586
-[imitates moaning]
-I bet he's pulling her hair.

1557
01:05:51,719 --> 01:05:54,455
-"Ah, Pull my hair."
-All of her hair.

1558
01:05:54,589 --> 01:05:56,791
-"Pull my hair, baby."
-Doing the stuff

1559
01:05:56,925 --> 01:05:58,927
you won't even dream of doing.

1560
01:05:59,059 --> 01:06:01,128
-Fuck stuff.
-All the--

1561
01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:02,429
Jesus, Bob.

1562
01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:03,997
What the hell's
your problem, man?

1563
01:06:04,131 --> 01:06:05,733
We're just trying
to help you get laid

1564
01:06:05,867 --> 01:06:08,969
before that window of
opportunity closes on you, man.

1565
01:06:09,102 --> 01:06:11,371
Shrinking and shrinking
and shrinking.

1566
01:06:11,506 --> 01:06:14,041
You gotta dive through
before it closes.

1567
01:06:14,174 --> 01:06:15,409
I don't want to get laid.

1568
01:06:15,543 --> 01:06:18,546
[laughs]

1569
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,814
I don't think he does.

1570
01:06:20,615 --> 01:06:23,585
The best part is,
you can do it all

1571
01:06:23,718 --> 01:06:26,253
from the comfort
of your lumpy-ass couch.

1572
01:06:26,386 --> 01:06:27,589
What are you talking about?

1573
01:06:27,722 --> 01:06:29,557
Virtual dating, bro.

1574
01:06:29,691 --> 01:06:32,092
It's what you always said
you wish you got to do.

1575
01:06:32,226 --> 01:06:34,127
You don't even
got to touch a girl,

1576
01:06:34,261 --> 01:06:36,096
so you can do
all kinds of kinky stuff,

1577
01:06:36,230 --> 01:06:38,432
completely disease free.

1578
01:06:39,099 --> 01:06:40,501
Oh, wow, Bob.

1579
01:06:40,635 --> 01:06:43,003
-Mm.
-So you're saying
I can look at naked girls

1580
01:06:43,136 --> 01:06:46,273
-on my computer screen
without even touching them?
-Mm.

1581
01:06:46,774 --> 01:06:48,943
Man, I think
that's called jerking off.

1582
01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:52,079
-Yeah.
-It's a revolution in dating.

1583
01:06:52,212 --> 01:06:55,148
Oh, I remember my first
FaceTime fuck.

1584
01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:59,152
She had me do things that no one
else has ever made me do again.

1585
01:06:59,286 --> 01:07:00,855
Like what? Go on a real date?

1586
01:07:00,989 --> 01:07:02,957
No, like call her repeatedly

1587
01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:04,458
while her phone was on vibrate.

1588
01:07:04,926 --> 01:07:07,394
She wrapped that phone up
and made it disappear.

1589
01:07:07,829 --> 01:07:09,564
Oh, I had that bitch
on speed dial.

1590
01:07:09,697 --> 01:07:13,300
-[imitates moaning]
-I'd call, stop, call, stop,

1591
01:07:13,433 --> 01:07:16,571
-call, stop!
-[moaning]

1592
01:07:16,971 --> 01:07:20,240
We're sorry. Your call cannot be
completed as dialed.

1593
01:07:20,374 --> 01:07:22,877
-Mm.
-Mm. Sounds magical.

1594
01:07:23,011 --> 01:07:25,013
Now, there are some things
you might have forgotten

1595
01:07:25,145 --> 01:07:27,481
since you're always jumping
from one marriage
directly into another.

1596
01:07:27,615 --> 01:07:30,217
I, I'd tell you to fuck off
if that weren't true.

1597
01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:33,220
You gotta remember,
the hotter that chick,
the crazier she's gonna be.

1598
01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:35,389
Come on, guys. This is bullshit.

1599
01:07:35,823 --> 01:07:39,092
Alexis is hot,
but she's not crazy.

1600
01:07:39,527 --> 01:07:41,128
She's just really insecure.

1601
01:07:41,829 --> 01:07:43,965
And she makes up things
in her mind

1602
01:07:44,331 --> 01:07:48,168
about people
that aren't true, and, um...

1603
01:07:49,336 --> 01:07:50,470
Shit, she's crazy.

1604
01:07:51,973 --> 01:07:53,240
-Go on.
-[Estanley] Okay.

1605
01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:55,743
[clears throat]
We've taken the liberty

1606
01:07:55,877 --> 01:08:01,081
of creating you your very own
online dating profile.

1607
01:08:01,214 --> 01:08:03,718
What? That's my computer, man.
I've been looking
all over for it.

1608
01:08:03,851 --> 01:08:05,620
I took it off
your nightstand this morning.

1609
01:08:05,753 --> 01:08:08,488
By the way,
he is really an ugly sleeper.

1610
01:08:08,623 --> 01:08:10,692
[Bob]
Add that to the list. No
sleepovers after getting laid.

1611
01:08:10,825 --> 01:08:15,429
-[Estanley] No, no, no.
-But nonetheless,
you are getting a ton of hits.

1612
01:08:15,563 --> 01:08:17,097
-I am?
-[Bob] Hell yeah, bro.

1613
01:08:17,230 --> 01:08:18,666
You're a successful divorcée

1614
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,467
who looks like one
of those high school teachers

1615
01:08:20,602 --> 01:08:22,269
who bangs all his students.

1616
01:08:22,402 --> 01:08:24,706
-You're every woman's dream.
-[Marco sighs]

1617
01:08:26,674 --> 01:08:27,575
Yeah.

1618
01:08:28,141 --> 01:08:29,010
Sure.

1619
01:08:29,577 --> 01:08:31,779
-[chuckles]
-All right. All right.

1620
01:08:32,379 --> 01:08:35,049
Heck, I'll try it.
But just not right now.

1621
01:08:35,415 --> 01:08:36,350
-All right?
-Okay.

1622
01:08:36,483 --> 01:08:37,652
-Yeah, all right.
-Yeah.

1623
01:08:37,785 --> 01:08:39,020
You'll see.
This is good for you.

1624
01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:40,320
You know, stress builds up

1625
01:08:40,454 --> 01:08:41,623
-in a man's nut sack.
-Yeah. Okay.

1626
01:08:41,756 --> 01:08:43,390
[Estanley]
It has to just get out.

1627
01:08:43,524 --> 01:08:44,892
-[Marco] Oh, great.
Thanks, doctor.
-Wait.

1628
01:08:45,026 --> 01:08:46,861
-Where are you going?
-You gonna finish this?

1629
01:08:47,962 --> 01:08:49,496
First my laptop, now my pizza?

1630
01:08:50,364 --> 01:08:51,498
You got anything else?

1631
01:08:52,232 --> 01:08:53,534
Get out of here.

1632
01:08:57,471 --> 01:08:59,807
[soft dramatic music]

1633
01:08:59,941 --> 01:09:02,242
[phone keys clacking]

1634
01:09:25,733 --> 01:09:27,467
[door opens]

1635
01:09:27,602 --> 01:09:30,237
Hey. Is the van not here yet?

1636
01:09:30,938 --> 01:09:32,372
Uh, nope.

1637
01:09:33,041 --> 01:09:33,941
Oh.

1638
01:09:35,977 --> 01:09:37,779
Look, uh, you're doing
a great job.

1639
01:09:38,546 --> 01:09:40,815
It's like riding a bike.
You never forget.

1640
01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:43,283
[chuckles] Yeah, but
I don't know how to ride a bike.

1641
01:09:43,885 --> 01:09:46,386
-First time I tried,
I broke my leg.
-How did I not know

1642
01:09:46,521 --> 01:09:47,855
that you didn't know
how to ride a bike?

1643
01:09:47,989 --> 01:09:49,057
I don't know.

1644
01:09:49,724 --> 01:09:51,893
Okay, you know what,
this is my new mission.

1645
01:09:52,026 --> 01:09:53,828
But first...

1646
01:09:55,495 --> 01:09:56,864
...I have something.
Give-- Give me a second.

1647
01:09:56,998 --> 01:09:59,133
-Okay? Wait for it.
-[scoffs] What?

1648
01:09:59,266 --> 01:10:01,936
You can trust Samuel.

1649
01:10:02,070 --> 01:10:04,572
[bachata music on phone speaker]

1650
01:10:05,006 --> 01:10:06,140
Look, I'm not a total jerk.

1651
01:10:06,774 --> 01:10:08,810
Little bit of a jerk.
Not a total jerk.

1652
01:10:08,943 --> 01:10:09,911
I saw that you were sad.

1653
01:10:11,546 --> 01:10:14,048
And when you were sad,

1654
01:10:14,182 --> 01:10:16,249
when we were together, we...

1655
01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:20,855
...used to have
the most amazing makeup sex.

1656
01:10:20,988 --> 01:10:23,124
-Okay, but not anymore.
-[groans softly]

1657
01:10:23,256 --> 01:10:24,458
[both chuckle]

1658
01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:27,962
[sighs, clears throat]

1659
01:10:29,396 --> 01:10:31,364
But dancing used
to make you smile too.

1660
01:10:33,467 --> 01:10:35,770
[cheerful music]

1661
01:10:35,903 --> 01:10:36,804
May I?

1662
01:10:39,707 --> 01:10:42,375
-Come on.
-Okay. [clears throat]

1663
01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:10,838
-[phone dings]
-[panting]

1664
01:11:11,606 --> 01:11:13,508
-It's the van. [chuckles]
-Oh.

1665
01:11:13,641 --> 01:11:15,375
-Good.
-Yeah. All right. Um...

1666
01:11:15,843 --> 01:11:18,079
Uh, I'm gonna get my things.
All right.

1667
01:11:18,212 --> 01:11:20,515
[footsteps receding]

1668
01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:24,786
-[dog barking]
-[crickets chirping]

1669
01:11:25,485 --> 01:11:26,486
Oh, shit.

1670
01:11:26,888 --> 01:11:28,421
How did you guys get in here?

1671
01:11:28,556 --> 01:11:29,924
Told you to lock your door.

1672
01:11:30,057 --> 01:11:31,959
-Marco, in just a moment...
-Hmm.

1673
01:11:32,093 --> 01:11:34,195
...you will begin
your virtual sex life.

1674
01:11:34,662 --> 01:11:36,998
You have a real fake date
with Cherry.

1675
01:11:37,698 --> 01:11:38,966
Wait, you mean right now?

1676
01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:40,234
-Now or never.
-Yeah.

1677
01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:41,536
-Later.
-[Bob] Good luck, bro.

1678
01:11:41,669 --> 01:11:42,837
Wait, you two.
What are you doing?

1679
01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:44,238
I don't know
who the hell is this.

1680
01:11:44,371 --> 01:11:45,006
-[Bob] Get it.
-[door closes]

1681
01:11:45,139 --> 01:11:46,240
What the--

1682
01:11:46,373 --> 01:11:47,608
[Cherry over video call]
<i>Hello?</i>

1683
01:11:48,176 --> 01:11:49,076
I'm here.

1684
01:11:49,544 --> 01:11:51,311
-Hey.
<i>-Marco?</i>

1685
01:11:51,444 --> 01:11:53,114
Uh, Cherry.

1686
01:11:53,247 --> 01:11:55,448
<i>-Yeah, that's me.</i> [giggles]
-Hmm.

1687
01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:59,187
<i>You look way better "in person."</i>

1688
01:11:59,319 --> 01:12:01,321
[giggles]

1689
01:12:01,454 --> 01:12:04,457
-Thank you.
-You-- You're very pretty.

1690
01:12:04,592 --> 01:12:07,427
<i>Oh, handsome and sweet.</i>

1691
01:12:07,562 --> 01:12:09,864
<i>Check and check.</i>

1692
01:12:10,397 --> 01:12:11,732
Oh, you have a checklist.

1693
01:12:11,866 --> 01:12:13,234
<i>Absolutely.</i> [chuckles]

1694
01:12:13,801 --> 01:12:16,170
Well, this is
my first virtual date.

1695
01:12:16,304 --> 01:12:17,738
<i>-No way.</i>
-Hmm.

1696
01:12:17,872 --> 01:12:20,508
<i>Cherry's popping your cherry.</i>

1697
01:12:20,641 --> 01:12:22,210
-[giggles]
-[laughs]

1698
01:12:22,342 --> 01:12:24,178
<i>Hey, do you wanna play a game?</i>

1699
01:12:24,312 --> 01:12:25,313
Sure. What game?

1700
01:12:25,445 --> 01:12:28,249
<i>Strip Two Truths and a Lie.</i>

1701
01:12:28,381 --> 01:12:29,449
Okay, got it.

1702
01:12:29,584 --> 01:12:31,586
<i>I'll guess first.</i>

1703
01:12:31,719 --> 01:12:35,488
Let's see.
I've traveled to Japan.

1704
01:12:35,623 --> 01:12:38,125
I've traveled to Amsterdam.

1705
01:12:38,559 --> 01:12:40,761
And I've traveled to Spain.

1706
01:12:40,895 --> 01:12:44,832
<i>I think you've traveled</i>
<i>to Spain and Amsterdam.</i>

1707
01:12:44,966 --> 01:12:48,202
Wrong. I've always wanted
to travel to Amsterdam.

1708
01:12:48,336 --> 01:12:50,705
<i>Okay. Well, here I go.</i>

1709
01:12:50,838 --> 01:12:53,406
-[giggles]
-Whoa.

1710
01:12:53,541 --> 01:12:55,643
-Geez.
<i>-My turn.</i>

1711
01:12:56,010 --> 01:12:57,578
<i>I play guitar.</i>

1712
01:12:57,712 --> 01:13:00,147
<i>I play with dolls.</i> [chuckles]

1713
01:13:00,281 --> 01:13:01,949
<i>I play with myself.</i>

1714
01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:06,554
Um, I'm gonna go
with the guitar and yourself.

1715
01:13:06,687 --> 01:13:09,056
<i>-Wrong!</i> [giggles]
-[chuckles softly]

1716
01:13:09,190 --> 01:13:11,491
[mischievous music]

1717
01:13:11,626 --> 01:13:15,263
<i>Say hi to James and Ann.</i>

1718
01:13:15,395 --> 01:13:18,366
Oh, that's... interesting.

1719
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,968
Oh, you're serious.
You want me....

1720
01:13:21,501 --> 01:13:22,837
-[chuckles]
-Hi, James. Hi, Ann.

1721
01:13:22,970 --> 01:13:25,773
[in Ann's voice]
<i>You lose, Marco.</i>

1722
01:13:25,907 --> 01:13:28,175
<i>Take something off.</i>

1723
01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:33,480
<i>Oh, nice pecs.</i>

1724
01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:36,483
[in James's voice]
<i>Are you a dirty boy, Marco?</i>

1725
01:13:36,617 --> 01:13:38,119
Excuse me? Cherry?

1726
01:13:38,252 --> 01:13:39,520
<i>James is talking to you, Marco.</i>

1727
01:13:39,654 --> 01:13:40,988
<i>Aren't you going to answer him?</i>

1728
01:13:41,122 --> 01:13:42,890
Oh, yes, James.

1729
01:13:43,024 --> 01:13:46,227
I... Okay.
[chuckling] Oh, my....

1730
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,561
Li-- Listen, uh, Cherry.

1731
01:13:47,695 --> 01:13:49,830
You seem really nice, but this--

1732
01:13:49,964 --> 01:13:52,199
<i>-Rub your nipples for me.</i>
-What?

1733
01:13:52,867 --> 01:13:55,336
No, I don't.
Look-- You know what?

1734
01:13:55,468 --> 01:13:56,837
This was fun but I'm gonna--

1735
01:13:56,971 --> 01:14:01,208
<i>James wants to go</i>
<i>into the deep cave.</i>

1736
01:14:01,342 --> 01:14:02,843
<i>Okay, here we go.</i>

1737
01:14:02,977 --> 01:14:05,846
<i>Switch to his wet suit.</i>
[chuckles] <i>Yes.</i>

1738
01:14:07,615 --> 01:14:08,950
<i>Oh, imagine this was your face</i>

1739
01:14:09,083 --> 01:14:10,751
<i>and it was going</i>
<i>into my deep cave.</i>

1740
01:14:10,885 --> 01:14:14,255
-Your what?
<i>-Here he goes,</i>

1741
01:14:14,388 --> 01:14:17,692
<i>spelunking into my deep cavern.</i>

1742
01:14:17,825 --> 01:14:19,193
-[gasps] <i>Oh.</i>
-[mouthing] Oh, my God.

1743
01:14:19,327 --> 01:14:23,230
<i>It's so dark in here and humid.</i>

1744
01:14:23,364 --> 01:14:28,002
Um, listen, listen,
I, I haven't spelunked anyone
but my wife in four years

1745
01:14:28,135 --> 01:14:30,338
-and I just, I think I gotta go.
<i>-What?</i>

1746
01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:31,806
<i>You said you were divorced.</i>

1747
01:14:31,939 --> 01:14:34,642
Yes. From my ex-wife.
But my new wife,

1748
01:14:34,775 --> 01:14:36,644
I mean, my,
my current wife and I...

1749
01:14:36,777 --> 01:14:38,579
-[Cherry's grandma] <i>Cherry!</i>
-...we're going--

1750
01:14:38,713 --> 01:14:41,148
<i>Cherry! Are you in there again?</i>

1751
01:14:41,782 --> 01:14:43,684
<i>-Dinner's ready.</i>
<i>-Jeez, Grandma!</i>

1752
01:14:43,818 --> 01:14:46,354
<i>I'm on a frigging date!</i>
<i>I am not hungry.</i>

1753
01:14:46,486 --> 01:14:49,056
[Cherry's grandma]
<i>Oh, I hope he's a nice boy!</i>

1754
01:14:49,757 --> 01:14:51,792
<i>No, Grandma, he's not.</i>

1755
01:14:51,926 --> 01:14:54,295
<i>He's just another liar,</i>
<i>like Grandpa!</i>

1756
01:14:54,428 --> 01:14:57,198
[cherry's grandma]
<i>Well, don't make a mess</i>
<i>in there again!</i>

1757
01:14:57,798 --> 01:15:00,267
<i>You know what, Grandma?</i>
<i>I will have that dinner.</i>

1758
01:15:00,401 --> 01:15:02,003
<i>I'm wasting my time here.</i>

1759
01:15:02,370 --> 01:15:03,371
Whoa.

1760
01:15:04,572 --> 01:15:07,975
-Are you fucking kidding me?
You're watching this?
-[muted]

1761
01:15:08,109 --> 01:15:09,610
Get out of here.

1762
01:15:12,279 --> 01:15:14,548
[traffic humming]

1763
01:15:14,682 --> 01:15:17,118
[lively music]

1764
01:15:22,790 --> 01:15:24,025
[clears throat]

1765
01:15:30,164 --> 01:15:34,301
-[grunts]
-What the heck are you up to,
Samuel Gray Junior?

1766
01:15:36,370 --> 01:15:37,471
I told you I had a mission.

1767
01:15:38,139 --> 01:15:39,740
-I rented bikes.
-I see that.

1768
01:15:39,874 --> 01:15:40,908
-I did.
-[chuckles]

1769
01:15:41,042 --> 01:15:42,376
And the only way
to get them back

1770
01:15:42,511 --> 01:15:45,279
is if you and I,
we ride them back to the store.

1771
01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:47,248
Yeah, if I break my wrist,

1772
01:15:47,381 --> 01:15:49,316
-I will kill you.
-You won't break your wrist.

1773
01:15:49,450 --> 01:15:53,120
-Come on. You can trust me.
-Can I? [chuckles softly]

1774
01:15:53,254 --> 01:15:54,488
Ish. Trust me, ish.

1775
01:15:54,622 --> 01:15:56,724
Okay. Well, listen.
This is a helmet.

1776
01:15:56,857 --> 01:15:58,726
-[chuckles softly]
-Okay? Safety first.

1777
01:15:59,226 --> 01:16:01,128
-No, let me clasp it.
I got it. I got it.
-But my hair.

1778
01:16:01,262 --> 01:16:03,197
I know. It's okay.
It's just hair.

1779
01:16:03,330 --> 01:16:04,698
-Ow!
-What?

1780
01:16:04,832 --> 01:16:06,867
-[laughing] Just kidding.
-No. Don't do that yet.

1781
01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:10,004
-I haven't even put you
on a bike yet. Okay. Okay.
-It's fine. It's fine. I had to.

1782
01:16:10,137 --> 01:16:11,806
This, darling, is a bicycle.

1783
01:16:11,939 --> 01:16:13,774
-Okay.
-Okay? Okay.

1784
01:16:14,308 --> 01:16:16,177
All right. So listen,
the brake here is everything.

1785
01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:19,080
If you feel like
you're losing control,
you put your feet down...

1786
01:16:19,747 --> 01:16:21,415
-...you press the brake.
-All right.

1787
01:16:21,816 --> 01:16:23,552
-Repeat.
-F-- Foot down, press the brake.

1788
01:16:23,684 --> 01:16:24,852
-Got it.
-Beautiful. Okay.

1789
01:16:25,252 --> 01:16:26,754
-Foot on pedal.
-[chuckling] Okay.

1790
01:16:27,221 --> 01:16:29,524
-Come on,
you can do this. Okay?
-Okay. All right. Mm-hmm.

1791
01:16:29,657 --> 01:16:31,392
-All right. I'm gonna count.
-Okay.

1792
01:16:31,526 --> 01:16:33,194
-One.
-Two.

1793
01:16:33,761 --> 01:16:34,995
-Go. [grunts]
-[gasps]

1794
01:16:35,463 --> 01:16:36,831
-I got scared. Sorry.
-But you have to let go

1795
01:16:36,964 --> 01:16:38,299
-of the brake.
-All right.

1796
01:16:38,766 --> 01:16:40,234
-You got this. Okay?
-All right.

1797
01:16:40,367 --> 01:16:41,335
-Yeah.
-All right.

1798
01:16:41,969 --> 01:16:43,070
-I'm gonna push now.
-All right.

1799
01:16:43,204 --> 01:16:44,573
-All right. Go.
-[indistinct]

1800
01:16:45,106 --> 01:16:46,707
-Oh, my God. You're doing it.
-[chuckling] Oh, my God.

1801
01:16:46,841 --> 01:16:48,476
-Ah! Oh, my God.
-You got this, Alexis. Straight.
No, no, no.

1802
01:16:48,609 --> 01:16:50,444
Straight, straight, straight.
Straight, straight.

1803
01:16:50,579 --> 01:16:52,279
-[chuckling]
-Remember what I said.
You got this, okay?

1804
01:16:52,413 --> 01:16:53,614
-Oh, my God.
-Yep?

1805
01:16:53,747 --> 01:16:55,182
-I'm doing it.
-Yes.

1806
01:16:55,316 --> 01:16:56,951
-[screams]
-Yes. It's like drinking

1807
01:16:57,084 --> 01:16:58,385
-a Coca-Cola. Right?
-Wait.

1808
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,221
-Oh, my God, I'm doing it.
-Yeah, you are.

1809
01:17:00,354 --> 01:17:01,722
-I'm doing it.
-I'm right here watching.

1810
01:17:01,856 --> 01:17:03,124
I'm right here watching.
Look at that.

1811
01:17:03,257 --> 01:17:04,725
-Are you holding me?
-No, no, no. Yeah.

1812
01:17:04,859 --> 01:17:06,026
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah, no, I'm holding you.

1813
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:07,529
-Wait, wait.
-No, I'm holding you.

1814
01:17:07,661 --> 01:17:08,462
-I'm not holding you!
-[screaming]

1815
01:17:08,597 --> 01:17:09,430
I'm not holding you.

1816
01:17:09,564 --> 01:17:10,931
Yes! You're doing it.

1817
01:17:11,065 --> 01:17:12,867
-[thud]
-Oh, my--
That was fucking great.

1818
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,335
-[groans]
-Are you okay, Alexis?

1819
01:17:14,468 --> 01:17:15,736
-Yeah.
-Oh, that's fine.

1820
01:17:15,870 --> 01:17:17,404
[grunts] A bush in your face
never hurt, huh?

1821
01:17:17,539 --> 01:17:20,241
-I hate bushes in my face.
-I know you do. [groans]

1822
01:17:20,374 --> 01:17:22,810
[mellow music]

1823
01:17:24,979 --> 01:17:26,113
You got this.

1824
01:17:26,647 --> 01:17:27,815
Remember what I told you, okay?

1825
01:17:28,182 --> 01:17:30,585
-Ah, ah. [indistinct]
-[screams] Oh!

1826
01:17:30,718 --> 01:17:32,019
[both groan]

1827
01:17:32,153 --> 01:17:33,522
[laughing]

1828
01:17:33,954 --> 01:17:35,823
You know, you're
actually a pretty good teacher.

1829
01:17:35,956 --> 01:17:37,559
[chuckling]

1830
01:17:37,691 --> 01:17:39,193
Uh, I'm actually a better rider.

1831
01:17:39,927 --> 01:17:41,729
Yeah. Let me show you
some tricks.

1832
01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:44,865
Hey, Allie, you rolling?

1833
01:17:44,999 --> 01:17:47,268
Yeah, I got-- I got you, okay.

1834
01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:48,736
Watch this.

1835
01:17:49,370 --> 01:17:51,705
[energetic music]

1836
01:17:52,706 --> 01:17:53,908
[Alexis laughs]

1837
01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:55,142
[Samuel grunts]

1838
01:17:55,976 --> 01:17:57,546
-[groans]
-[thud]

1839
01:17:58,112 --> 01:17:59,780
-Oh. [chuckles softly]
-I'm okay.

1840
01:17:59,914 --> 01:18:01,282
-Okay.
-Keep rolling.

1841
01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:02,983
All right, I'm rolling...

1842
01:18:07,121 --> 01:18:08,189
-[loud clatter]
-[Alexis] Oh.

1843
01:18:08,322 --> 01:18:09,356
S-- Samuel, uh...

1844
01:18:09,490 --> 01:18:10,391
[gasps]

1845
01:18:11,692 --> 01:18:12,760
I think you're bleeding.

1846
01:18:12,893 --> 01:18:14,295
No, I'm not bleeding.

1847
01:18:14,795 --> 01:18:15,996
Oh, shoot. I'm bleeding.

1848
01:18:16,130 --> 01:18:17,298
But I'm okay. No, no, no.

1849
01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:19,233
I have just one move
I wanna show you.

1850
01:18:20,034 --> 01:18:21,570
Keep rolling the camera, Allie.

1851
01:18:22,036 --> 01:18:23,638
-Keep rolling the camera.
-Oh.

1852
01:18:23,771 --> 01:18:25,206
O-- Okay. Yeah.

1853
01:18:30,679 --> 01:18:31,845
[groans]

1854
01:18:32,913 --> 01:18:34,982
-[groaning] Oh, God.
-Ah, ah. [exclaims]

1855
01:18:36,050 --> 01:18:37,885
-You okay?
-Oh, oh.

1856
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:42,089
[clears throat] I'm good.

1857
01:18:43,457 --> 01:18:45,492
[grunting]

1858
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:48,729
I'm good. I'm good.

1859
01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:51,165
Oh. Oh.

1860
01:18:53,602 --> 01:18:54,969
[crying] Stupid bike.

1861
01:18:55,336 --> 01:18:56,904
[mumbles, cries]

1862
01:18:59,674 --> 01:19:00,808
[indistinct] bike reading.

1863
01:19:00,941 --> 01:19:03,177
[mumbles, cries]

1864
01:19:04,845 --> 01:19:07,348
[jazzy music]

1865
01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:08,516
[groans]

1866
01:19:11,085 --> 01:19:13,187
<i>♪ We know we know ♪</i>

1867
01:19:13,988 --> 01:19:16,223
<i>♪ Our world will change ♪</i>

1868
01:19:16,357 --> 01:19:18,792
<i>♪ Fork in the road ♪</i>

1869
01:19:18,926 --> 01:19:21,295
[music continues playing
muffled on speaker]

1870
01:19:25,032 --> 01:19:27,501
You know,
being sad makes you frown,

1871
01:19:27,636 --> 01:19:29,136
and frowning gives you wrinkles.

1872
01:19:30,204 --> 01:19:31,740
-Better.
-[chuckles]

1873
01:19:31,872 --> 01:19:33,742
I'm sorry your job
got cut short.

1874
01:19:33,874 --> 01:19:35,976
Yeah. Samuel
not only got a concussion,

1875
01:19:36,110 --> 01:19:38,680
a broken tooth,
but he also fractured his leg

1876
01:19:38,812 --> 01:19:39,913
and his coccyx bone.

1877
01:19:40,047 --> 01:19:42,517
-You broke the boy's dick?
-No.

1878
01:19:42,651 --> 01:19:44,586
-His butt bone.
-[sighs]

1879
01:19:45,119 --> 01:19:47,855
He's such a show-off.
I had forgotten about that.

1880
01:19:47,988 --> 01:19:50,291
I was so distracted
by his blue eyes,

1881
01:19:50,424 --> 01:19:53,360
-I forgot
how self-centered he is.
-[Diva] Wrinkles.

1882
01:19:54,596 --> 01:19:55,630
[sighs]

1883
01:19:56,564 --> 01:19:58,365
If Marco and I
split permanently,

1884
01:19:58,499 --> 01:20:01,035
I'm gonna have to tell Emma
I'm gonna get another divorce.

1885
01:20:01,168 --> 01:20:04,038
You know you don't really want
to divorce Marco, baby,

1886
01:20:04,405 --> 01:20:07,141
but your ego
is getting in the way.

1887
01:20:07,742 --> 01:20:10,844
-Why don't you tell me
how you really feel?
-You don't honestly believe

1888
01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:13,515
Miss I Showed Everyone
My Titties At Lunch

1889
01:20:13,648 --> 01:20:14,882
was really Marco's fault?

1890
01:20:15,416 --> 01:20:17,619
That bitch puts fucks
before friends.

1891
01:20:18,152 --> 01:20:20,354
And he's successful,
loyal, and sort of good-looking.

1892
01:20:20,487 --> 01:20:23,023
Shit, your post
put out the bat signal

1893
01:20:23,157 --> 01:20:25,326
-for all them bitches.
-[sighs]

1894
01:20:25,459 --> 01:20:27,127
Why didn't you tell me
this a month ago?

1895
01:20:27,261 --> 01:20:28,495
Would you have listened?

1896
01:20:29,496 --> 01:20:30,431
You weren't ready.

1897
01:20:30,931 --> 01:20:32,667
And I really wanted you
to take the job.

1898
01:20:33,167 --> 01:20:35,302
I knew you and Marco
would be okay.

1899
01:20:41,776 --> 01:20:42,976
Marco will forgive you, baby.

1900
01:20:43,511 --> 01:20:45,346
-[sighs]
-You'll think of something.

1901
01:20:52,986 --> 01:20:54,488
Hey, give me
another bottle, ladies.

1902
01:20:54,622 --> 01:20:56,890
I know what we're
trying to do here.

1903
01:20:59,661 --> 01:21:00,562
Okay.

1904
01:21:01,763 --> 01:21:02,863
I deserve that.

1905
01:21:04,898 --> 01:21:09,069
Tracey accidentally
included me on the group text
for the nail party.

1906
01:21:10,104 --> 01:21:13,273
I came here
to apologize for lying

1907
01:21:13,407 --> 01:21:16,243
and posting that Marco and I
were divorcing.

1908
01:21:16,944 --> 01:21:19,480
I was really sad, Alexis.

1909
01:21:19,614 --> 01:21:21,716
I ate a pint of ice cream
every night

1910
01:21:21,850 --> 01:21:24,619
and gained, like, ten pounds.

1911
01:21:24,753 --> 01:21:26,554
-[sobbing]
-It's okay.
You still look great.

1912
01:21:26,688 --> 01:21:28,122
I'm so sorry.

1913
01:21:29,890 --> 01:21:31,358
You all may not
know this, but...

1914
01:21:32,226 --> 01:21:33,026
...I have trust issues.

1915
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:34,662
[all]
We know.

1916
01:21:35,062 --> 01:21:37,398
Oh. [chuckles] Okay.

1917
01:21:38,232 --> 01:21:40,100
-Look.
-[melancholic music]

1918
01:21:40,234 --> 01:21:42,302
I'm on my second marriage.
All right?

1919
01:21:42,837 --> 01:21:45,139
And I'm fucking up big time.

1920
01:21:45,272 --> 01:21:47,141
I'm making
all the same mistakes.

1921
01:21:48,041 --> 01:21:49,544
And now I've pushed
you all away.

1922
01:21:50,944 --> 01:21:52,179
I'm really sorry.

1923
01:21:53,681 --> 01:21:55,382
Can you please forgive me?

1924
01:21:58,218 --> 01:21:59,987
Of course we can forgive you.

1925
01:22:02,757 --> 01:22:04,592
[chuckles softly] I'm sorry too.

1926
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:07,629
I mean, we've all acted
a little crazy

1927
01:22:07,762 --> 01:22:08,863
at some point or another.

1928
01:22:08,996 --> 01:22:10,164
-[chuckles] Right.
-Yeah.

1929
01:22:10,297 --> 01:22:11,833
Yeah. [chuckles nervously]

1930
01:22:11,965 --> 01:22:12,867
We heard about Debby.

1931
01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:15,570
And we all unfriended
that bitch.

1932
01:22:15,703 --> 01:22:17,237
-Yes.
-Oh yeah.

1933
01:22:17,806 --> 01:22:18,706
My girls.

1934
01:22:22,510 --> 01:22:23,410
Ladies...

1935
01:22:24,344 --> 01:22:25,979
...I need your help
with something.

1936
01:22:26,346 --> 01:22:28,348
-Hmm.
-But first...

1937
01:22:29,116 --> 01:22:30,117
-...let's get fucked up.
-[dramatic music]

1938
01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:31,985
[laughing and screaming]

1939
01:22:32,119 --> 01:22:34,988
-Cheers.
-I missed you bitches so much.

1940
01:22:37,659 --> 01:22:39,226
-Come on.
-This is just what you need

1941
01:22:39,359 --> 01:22:41,195
to get your mind off things.
You'll see.

1942
01:22:41,696 --> 01:22:45,499
The bumping music,
the sexy bodies, the libations.

1943
01:22:45,633 --> 01:22:47,167
-It's my element.
-I thought your element

1944
01:22:47,301 --> 01:22:48,903
was more the, uh,
tomato sauce and cheese vibe.

1945
01:22:49,036 --> 01:22:52,540
-[chuckle] I am a man
of many tastes.
-[Marco] Hmm.

1946
01:22:53,073 --> 01:22:54,408
[mischievous music]

1947
01:22:54,542 --> 01:22:57,277
Marco, when you walk
through that curtain...

1948
01:22:58,078 --> 01:22:59,914
...your life
will effectively change.

1949
01:23:00,047 --> 01:23:04,218
-All of your dreams
are about to come true.
-[inspirational chime]

1950
01:23:04,886 --> 01:23:07,187
[mischievous music]

1951
01:23:08,088 --> 01:23:09,958
Damn, didn't work.
I'm still here.

1952
01:23:10,090 --> 01:23:12,092
[scoffs] Cute. Come on.

1953
01:23:19,399 --> 01:23:22,269
Guys, nobody's here.

1954
01:23:23,571 --> 01:23:25,305
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no.

1955
01:23:25,439 --> 01:23:27,842
This is not one of your online
dating scheme disasters.

1956
01:23:27,976 --> 01:23:30,210
-I-- I can't be put through that
again, guys.
-No, no, no.

1957
01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:33,046
-No, I'm not-- I don't wanna
do that again. Please!
-[cross-talk]

1958
01:23:33,180 --> 01:23:34,448
[sighs]

1959
01:23:34,883 --> 01:23:37,384
[upbeat music]

1960
01:23:40,788 --> 01:23:45,927
Welcome to
Alexis' Lingerie Fashion show.

1961
01:23:46,059 --> 01:23:49,029
Marco, will you please...

1962
01:23:50,330 --> 01:23:51,766
...take your seat?

1963
01:23:53,768 --> 01:23:54,669
Okay.

1964
01:23:55,803 --> 01:23:57,705
-How long did you guys
know about this?
-[inaudible]

1965
01:23:57,839 --> 01:23:59,039
-Mm-hmm.
-Huh?

1966
01:23:59,741 --> 01:24:00,675
[sighs]

1967
01:24:01,141 --> 01:24:02,944
The most important job
a friend has...

1968
01:24:03,076 --> 01:24:04,444
Is helping out his homie.

1969
01:24:05,178 --> 01:24:08,048
-Wow.
-The first out tonight

1970
01:24:08,181 --> 01:24:11,886
is Tina La Cochina.

1971
01:24:12,020 --> 01:24:12,820
[Estanley]
Whoo!

1972
01:24:12,954 --> 01:24:13,988
Oh, Jesus.

1973
01:24:14,121 --> 01:24:15,690
[Diva]
No need to worry, Marco.

1974
01:24:15,823 --> 01:24:17,559
Alexis has invited Tina.

1975
01:24:17,692 --> 01:24:20,895
Your bride wants you to know
that she knows

1976
01:24:21,029 --> 01:24:23,330
that temptation is everywhere,

1977
01:24:23,463 --> 01:24:26,166
but she trusts you.

1978
01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:28,068
-[chuckling nervously]
-Hi, Marco.

1979
01:24:28,201 --> 01:24:30,103
-Hi, Tina.
-[laughter]

1980
01:24:30,237 --> 01:24:32,674
-Oh, whoa.
-Miss Tina is wearing

1981
01:24:32,807 --> 01:24:34,976
the trashiest thing
in her closet,

1982
01:24:35,108 --> 01:24:37,612
provided for her
by her last conquest

1983
01:24:37,745 --> 01:24:39,814
before he dumped her
for the nanny.

1984
01:24:40,414 --> 01:24:42,650
Fuck you,
baby daddy number three.

1985
01:24:42,784 --> 01:24:45,587
-[all cheering]
-[indistinct] Tina. All right.

1986
01:24:46,386 --> 01:24:49,591
-[Bob] Whoo!
-[Diva] And here we have Julia.

1987
01:24:49,724 --> 01:24:53,061
She chose this piece
because it's the lingerie

1988
01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:55,630
her soon-to-be ex-husband

1989
01:24:55,763 --> 01:24:59,033
provided for the woman
with whom he's cheating.

1990
01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:00,768
She slashed it
with a box cutter,

1991
01:25:00,902 --> 01:25:03,871
but she lost so much weight
from the affair,

1992
01:25:04,005 --> 01:25:06,406
she fits into it now.

1993
01:25:07,140 --> 01:25:08,475
Why let it go to waste?

1994
01:25:09,010 --> 01:25:10,511
-Hi, Bob.
-Looking hot, baby.

1995
01:25:10,645 --> 01:25:12,680
-Yeah. [laughs]
-Yes!

1996
01:25:14,147 --> 01:25:16,084
And we have Estanley.

1997
01:25:16,216 --> 01:25:18,586
Oh, Estanley is here
to remind us

1998
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:23,423
that all shapes and sizes
can be sexy.

1999
01:25:24,025 --> 01:25:25,425
Just add a little confidence

2000
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:27,962
and even you can pull
this outfit off.

2001
01:25:28,096 --> 01:25:29,831
[laughing]

2002
01:25:30,665 --> 01:25:32,366
All right. Okay.
Enough, Estanley.

2003
01:25:32,499 --> 01:25:35,168
-Enough.
-Yeah. Go, Estanley. [giggling]

2004
01:25:35,302 --> 01:25:36,236
[gasps]

2005
01:25:36,771 --> 01:25:39,540
[in James' voice]
Are you a dirty boy, Estanley?

2006
01:25:39,674 --> 01:25:41,174
-[giggling]
-Yes, I am.

2007
01:25:41,308 --> 01:25:43,477
-Do you--
-She completes me.

2008
01:25:43,611 --> 01:25:45,212
-[laughs]
-Are you c--

2009
01:25:45,345 --> 01:25:48,082
[both laugh]

2010
01:25:48,215 --> 01:25:49,617
Bob, that's the one--

2011
01:25:49,751 --> 01:25:51,853
-Yeah. [laughs]
-The one-- Oh, Jesus.

2012
01:25:51,986 --> 01:25:54,856
Here we have Miss Beach,

2013
01:25:54,989 --> 01:25:57,391
who is a school teacher by day

2014
01:25:57,525 --> 01:26:00,962
-and a naughty girl by night.
-Yes.

2015
01:26:01,095 --> 01:26:03,463
-[whiplash]
-Oh.

2016
01:26:04,331 --> 01:26:06,734
I teach the hardest lessons
after school.

2017
01:26:06,868 --> 01:26:09,604
I bet you do, Barbie.
I bet you do. [chuckles]

2018
01:26:09,737 --> 01:26:12,239
I got a hard lesson for you.

2019
01:26:12,674 --> 01:26:15,877
Next we have Natalie and Tracey.

2020
01:26:16,010 --> 01:26:20,615
Remember, Marco, you can look,
but you can't touch.

2021
01:26:20,748 --> 01:26:25,485
You should only be dipping your
biscotti into Alexis's coffee.

2022
01:26:25,620 --> 01:26:27,320
-[Marco] Oh, my biscotti.
-[Bob laughing] Yeah.

2023
01:26:27,454 --> 01:26:29,389
-[Marco] Oh, hello.
-Hi.

2024
01:26:29,891 --> 01:26:32,192
-[Tracey] Hi, Marco.
-[Marco] Oh, hi, how are you?

2025
01:26:32,325 --> 01:26:34,394
-[Tracey] Ooh. Biscotti.
-[Marco] Tracey.

2026
01:26:34,529 --> 01:26:35,328
-Oh.
-Okay.

2027
01:26:35,462 --> 01:26:36,898
[all laughing]

2028
01:26:38,066 --> 01:26:42,637
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.

2029
01:26:42,770 --> 01:26:44,337
I present to you

2030
01:26:44,471 --> 01:26:49,977
Mrs. Alexis Laguna.

2031
01:26:50,111 --> 01:26:52,412
[soft music]

2032
01:26:58,318 --> 01:26:59,219
Baby

2033
01:26:59,754 --> 01:27:02,190
[chuckling] Baby, baby, baby.

2034
01:27:03,024 --> 01:27:05,593
[romantic music
playing on speaker]

2035
01:27:30,885 --> 01:27:34,622
-[moaning] I've missed you
so much.
-[sighs]

2036
01:27:34,756 --> 01:27:37,658
I missed you, too.
I missed you, too.

2037
01:27:37,792 --> 01:27:39,026
Oh, my God.

2038
01:27:42,395 --> 01:27:43,564
[paddles clatter]

2039
01:27:46,033 --> 01:27:47,235
Who gave those to you?

2040
01:27:47,367 --> 01:27:49,604
Who gave them to you?
Bob, did you--

2041
01:27:51,239 --> 01:27:52,073
Get over here.

2042
01:27:52,206 --> 01:27:54,509
[soft romantic music]

2043
01:28:03,751 --> 01:28:06,788
-I'm sorry.
I acted like an idiot.
-You did.

2044
01:28:07,722 --> 01:28:09,924
-And I love you for it.
-[chuckles]

2045
01:28:10,825 --> 01:28:14,562
Baby, divorce brought you to me
and me to you.

2046
01:28:15,328 --> 01:28:16,631
No matter what shit
comes our way,

2047
01:28:16,764 --> 01:28:19,066
I wanna work
through it with you.

2048
01:28:21,536 --> 01:28:22,937
I'm not good at that.

2049
01:28:23,538 --> 01:28:24,639
I know.

2050
01:28:25,706 --> 01:28:29,877
And sometimes my insecurities
get the best of me.

2051
01:28:30,011 --> 01:28:30,978
Oh.

2052
01:28:31,344 --> 01:28:32,547
I know that too.

2053
01:28:34,115 --> 01:28:35,516
I wanted to show you that

2054
01:28:36,050 --> 01:28:39,554
-temptation will
always be around.
-Mm-hmm.

2055
01:28:40,621 --> 01:28:44,125
But I've realized that
if I want to stay married...

2056
01:28:44,992 --> 01:28:47,061
...it's got to be
about our relationship.

2057
01:28:49,130 --> 01:28:50,497
I trust you...

2058
01:28:51,799 --> 01:28:54,501
...and you make me happy.

2059
01:28:56,771 --> 01:28:58,105
Do I make you happy?

2060
01:28:58,506 --> 01:28:59,807
Absolutely.

2061
01:29:01,341 --> 01:29:03,077
You're crazy. You know that?

2062
01:29:03,211 --> 01:29:04,545
Oh yeah. [laughs]

2063
01:29:04,679 --> 01:29:06,247
But I prefer your brand

2064
01:29:06,379 --> 01:29:08,883
of crazy over anybody else's.

2065
01:29:10,483 --> 01:29:11,919
I choose you.

2066
01:29:14,387 --> 01:29:16,757
[soft romantic music continues]

2067
01:29:21,262 --> 01:29:22,063
One more thing.

2068
01:29:22,196 --> 01:29:23,097
What?

2069
01:29:25,566 --> 01:29:26,667
Champagne.

2070
01:29:30,972 --> 01:29:33,373
I'm so happy
you two are back together.

2071
01:29:34,008 --> 01:29:36,777
-Champagne, sir.
-Thank you.

2072
01:29:37,278 --> 01:29:38,913
And a grape juice for you.

2073
01:29:39,046 --> 01:29:41,315
-[both chuckle]
-Thank you.

2074
01:29:41,448 --> 01:29:42,650
Grape juice, baby?

2075
01:29:44,218 --> 01:29:47,420
I won't be drinking
for the next seven months.

2076
01:29:48,689 --> 01:29:50,925
Why-- Why is-- Why?

2077
01:29:51,058 --> 01:29:52,560
[gentle music]

2078
01:29:52,693 --> 01:29:53,961
Are you-- D--

2079
01:29:54,729 --> 01:29:55,897
Are we pregnant?

2080
01:29:56,463 --> 01:29:57,497
Oh, my God, baby.

2081
01:29:57,632 --> 01:30:00,635
[upbeat Spanish music]

2082
01:30:07,241 --> 01:30:09,076
We're having a baby!

2083
01:30:09,210 --> 01:30:10,111
[Bob]
What?

2084
01:30:11,012 --> 01:30:12,847
[Estanley]
Oh, my God!

2085
01:30:13,648 --> 01:30:14,982
[Marco]
Hey, hey!

2086
01:30:15,116 --> 01:30:16,918
[lively chattering]

2087
01:30:17,051 --> 01:30:18,819
[Estanley]
Can you believe this?

2088
01:30:20,388 --> 01:30:21,856
This is amazing.

2089
01:30:21,989 --> 01:30:23,090
This is amazing.

2090
01:30:31,699 --> 01:30:33,834
[cheering] Yeah!

2091
01:30:35,336 --> 01:30:37,638
[all cheering]

2092
01:30:38,839 --> 01:30:41,609
-Hell yeah.
-[Estanley] Check them out.

2093
01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:41,302
<i>Well, you know,</i>
<i>I figure, A, a divorced man</i>

2094
01:31:41,435 --> 01:31:43,437
<i>has already gotten</i>
<i>all of his cheating out of him</i>

2095
01:31:43,571 --> 01:31:45,373
<i>and, B, I don't want kids.</i>

2096
01:31:45,506 --> 01:31:48,109
<i>I saw what they did</i>
<i>to my mom's vagina.</i>

2097
01:31:48,242 --> 01:31:51,545
<i>-Ugh.</i> [giggles]
-[exhales shocked]
How did you kn--

2098
01:31:51,679 --> 01:31:53,581
No, I'm not gonna be
touching that one.

2099
01:31:53,714 --> 01:31:55,349
<i>Yeah. Neither did my dad.</i>

2100
01:31:55,483 --> 01:31:56,984
<i>That's why he cheated.</i>

2101
01:31:57,118 --> 01:31:58,652
[giggling]

2102
01:31:58,786 --> 01:32:01,188
Oh, you like cars, huh?

2103
01:32:01,655 --> 01:32:02,623
Yeah, sure.

2104
01:32:03,224 --> 01:32:06,060
Do you prefer
a straight-six or a V8?

2105
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:09,630
-Oh, I'm kind of allergic
to tomato juice.
-[laughs]

2106
01:32:09,764 --> 01:32:12,199
-All natural here.
-What? Bravo.

2107
01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:13,834
Wait. Do you want to touch them?

2108
01:32:14,301 --> 01:32:15,269
-I would.
-Okay.

2109
01:32:15,403 --> 01:32:16,303
Okay.

2110
01:32:18,005 --> 01:32:19,874
-[laughs]
-I think they are real.

2111
01:32:20,007 --> 01:32:21,242
-They're very real.
-Is the other one real?

2112
01:32:21,375 --> 01:32:22,511
No, just-- just the left one

2113
01:32:22,643 --> 01:32:23,778
-actually.
-Hey.

2114
01:32:23,911 --> 01:32:25,179
Let's go somewhere else. This--

2115
01:32:25,312 --> 01:32:26,747
I, I wanna get a tea bag.

2116
01:32:27,248 --> 01:32:28,816
-I'm sure you do.
-Hey, you get it?

2117
01:32:29,483 --> 01:32:31,052
-Don't-- Don't listen to him.
Come on.
-A tea bag, bro.

2118
01:32:31,185 --> 01:32:32,620
-Come on.
-You get it, right?

2119
01:32:32,753 --> 01:32:34,088
-Tea bag.
-[Julia] Stop.

2120
01:32:34,221 --> 01:32:35,756
Tea bag. You guys know
what I'm saying.

2121
01:32:35,890 --> 01:32:37,526
-Right?
-What are you? Two? Come on.

2122
01:32:37,658 --> 01:32:39,427
Tea bag. He gets it.

2123
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:40,995
[mouthing]
Please let me be called.

2124
01:32:41,395 --> 01:32:44,632
I hate being called last like
in fucking sports my whole life.

2125
01:32:45,132 --> 01:32:46,901
Being the chubby kid
in gym class,

2126
01:32:47,468 --> 01:32:48,869
the chubby kid at softball.

2127
01:32:49,437 --> 01:32:50,237
I hated that.

2128
01:32:50,371 --> 01:32:52,740
[music continues]

2129
01:32:54,543 --> 01:32:56,844
[cheering and clapping]